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Love I.S.L.A.N.D Uk - Season 13 Episode 6
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00:12My mum named my boobs Phil and Grant.
00:14Yes!
00:16We're back, but it's not business as usual!
00:19It's the same thing!
00:22I'll take you for a ride
00:23Who's looking for some pride?
00:26The villa has been overhauled from head to toes.
00:30Hands up for toe-sucking.
00:34It's going to be raunchy.
00:38It's going to be risky.
00:40I love that one too.
00:41And it's going to be downright rude.
00:49Add to that a blizzard doll.
00:52Snogging.
00:53Snacking.
00:54It's got a soggy bottom.
00:56Wrapping.
00:57Here we go.
00:58I believe in cheese.
01:00Plus regular travel updates.
01:03Oh my God.
01:04Help, help!
01:05It can only mean one thing.
01:07It's the return of Love Island Unseen Men!
01:12We're actually talking about foreign literature.
01:14We think it's a wonderful end.
01:15Bye.
01:16бок projects intoore.
01:44the universe and consulting scientific experts their conclusion the original big bang got one
01:50thing wrong daytime the love island gods have spoken and turned day into night
02:09day is a new night and black is well black is still the new black and in the biggest ever
02:16shake up to
02:17the format we had nighttime entrances
02:29how are we getting out of here oh my gosh help me
02:42oh my god
02:45oh my god help help thank you thank you thank you
03:10oh my god yes sir hi we said you're right did we get out oh sweet probably
03:22here's to you here's to you here's to me here's to me here's to us here's to us here's to
03:27us here's to we
03:33but before they even set foot in the villa our brand new islanders got to introduce themselves
03:38to the world and those super sexy packagey things back in a tv studio in london
03:48hello hello anyone here oh no they've gone where have they gone
03:55get me meow a jammer
04:01hello it's me
04:03ian sterling
04:07aim with two eyes the funny scottish guy no that's lewis capaldi
04:13i'm at the studio where is everyone
04:17oh it was all changed with the profiles too this series fancy
04:22what do you mean it's secret
04:26well we'll see about that i'll find you
04:35i'll take to the air
04:38where is there a plane
04:43do you see a plane
04:52can't even see the plane
04:58i'll take to the sea
05:04i'll take to the air
05:06again
05:08ah anyone know how to steer these things
05:13weee
05:14do these things have a break
05:17oh my gosh
05:23and that's how free i want to be
05:24oh i think i've found them
05:27and here are some of the bits of the profiles you didn't see before
05:31ah check it out check it out icon icon
05:35how are we doing guys
05:36views lovely gorgeous perfect settings
05:40ready to get going
05:42oh my god it's sensational look at the view
05:45love
05:46come on tag
05:50i just love kissing people no like it's
05:53cut that
05:54ha ha
05:55cut cut cut cut that
05:58oh my god
06:00oh it's a hat
06:02guys look at me or cat
06:08i feel like i'm like a hologram version of me
06:11like i'm not actually here yet
06:12like i cannot process this
06:35i haven't had a mirror so i don't know what i bloody look like
06:38it's like
07:02what's that saying?
07:04you've got to break a few hearts before you meet your pins
07:07is that it? i know it's a kiss a few frogs isn't it?
07:09ha ha
07:10no
07:11well that's my saying i've changed it
07:13i don't think there's anyone like me on planet earth
07:14period
07:17i actually just don't
07:18and if you if you know someone like me
07:20please call the number here
07:21but i don't think you do
07:22i genuinely think
07:23i'm not even shat
07:25i'm not even waffling
07:26this is no chicken waffle yeah
07:28i genuinely think
07:30i could beat a shark
07:31in a fight
07:33as in if
07:34if i'm in the sea
07:36and the sharks at me one on one
07:38i'm coming out on top
07:40there isn't
07:41i'm like
07:41ask any of my friends
07:42call them at home
07:43i promise you
07:44i've been saying this for years
07:46all you gotta do is come and
07:47bang
07:48it's gone
07:49you didn't even see that coming
07:52thank you
07:58having spent all their time brainstorming the reboot of the islanders big entrance the producers completely forgot about the coupling
08:04up
08:05this time there are no games
08:07it's all down to you lot to sort it out amongst yourselves
08:12genius
08:13get the islanders to figure it out so the rest of us can clock off and go to bed
08:18so yes la band is doing things a little differently this year but one thing that will never change are
08:24the get to know you chats
08:27they're as awkward as ever
08:29right
08:30do you need help
08:31no
08:32yeah i think
08:35elegant look at that professional
08:37wow shit
08:38yeah you have to be careful
08:39okay
08:40oh my god
08:42this is how you get the ick though
08:43what
08:44on something like this
08:44no
08:46do you want to get some water
08:47um
08:47yes please
08:48let me get you some
08:50yes please
08:50bear with
08:52bear with
08:52bear with
08:52bear with
08:56what are you eating
08:58ice lollies bro
08:59help yourself
09:00oh this is cool
09:01haha
09:03i wanted water but fuck that
09:05do you do brazilian jiu jitsu
09:07no
09:08what is wrong
09:09that is so
09:10no no no
09:11that is really neat
09:12i've actually never dated anyone who does it because i'm like i can't cope with that
09:15i feel like people judge me
09:17yeah
09:17just on based on how i look
09:18yeah
09:19like i'm a fuckboy
09:20yeah
09:20um
09:21i do think you do give that
09:23i wouldn't say i am
09:24you do give
09:25yeah
09:25oh you're not gonna lie
09:29do you want ice lolly instead
09:30no thank you
09:38what's the scottish lingo then what's ireland is that just like yeah yeah i what else is there i'm trying
09:44to think what would you call that in the kitchen like see that bit where the sink is see there
09:51what
09:52what what
09:53what like that
09:53oh what the bit in the middle
09:54that's an island
09:55no
09:56like
09:57what what
09:58what
09:58what is that to you like a countertop
10:01it's a kitchen
10:02i don't know it's uh
10:04what would you call it back
10:05oh
10:06go put that on the
10:08counter
10:09counter yeah
10:10counter yeah
10:11that's a bunker
10:12a bunker
10:13hi
10:13hi
10:15hi
10:15hi
10:15hi
10:16hi
10:16hi
10:17hi
10:17hi
10:17hi
10:17hi
10:17hi
10:17hi
10:17hi
10:18hi
10:18hi
10:18Yeah, it's fine.
10:24Where are the cups?
10:25What do you need, cups?
10:26Yeah.
10:27For what, water?
10:28Yeah.
10:30Oh, this is fresh?
10:33Is it?
10:33Wash it out.
10:34No, I'm rinsing it.
10:35They used the filter in the fridge.
10:38Angelista did eventually get her chat with Opie,
10:40about 30 seconds before the sun came up.
10:51As we saw on the main show, it wasn't long before Jasmine learned
10:54that Lorenzo really has a way with words.
10:57I feel like you're very promiscuous.
10:59You could be like...
11:00No, not in a bad way.
11:02No, I mean, like, you are very sexy.
11:06You're very sexy.
11:07Promiscuous?
11:07No, maybe I used that word wrong.
11:09I'm so far off of that, you have no idea.
11:11That's not promiscuous.
11:12Maybe I chose the wrong Nelly Furtado song.
11:15Not maybe.
11:15It should have been Man Eater.
11:16Yeah.
11:17Yeah, not...
11:20You'd think Lorenzo might watch his tongue
11:22after the first obnoxious outburst,
11:24but au contraire, turns out he was just getting started.
11:28A tart is a good thing, it's like a...
11:30Is it a fuck?
11:31No.
11:32What?
11:32I would say...
11:34Aidan's a top tart.
11:36Are we calling...
11:36Are we calling each other tarts?
11:39Yeah.
11:39Yeah?
11:41I don't know about that, bro.
11:43This is lost on me, bro.
11:45Alright, I'm just not going to speak for the next...
11:46You know he said I look promiscuous.
11:48No.
11:49What does that mean?
11:50What do you mean?
11:51What does that mean?
11:52That mysterious...
11:53No!
11:54That's what I thought.
11:55No.
11:56Do you know what it means?
11:57No.
11:58Like you're like a hoe?
11:58No, it's not.
12:00Yes, that's what it means.
12:01I'm not sure that like a hoe is the exact Oxford English Dictionary definition of promiscuous,
12:06but close enough, Jasmine.
12:14In this next unseen clip, Ellie has something she wants to get off her chest.
12:18My mum named my boobs Phil and Grant.
12:21Yes!
12:22Which one's Phil and which one's Grant?
12:24I don't know, that's her.
12:25You don't know?
12:25That's her choice.
12:26Can I name them now then?
12:27Right.
12:28Can I have a look?
12:29Yes.
12:30So...
12:31I'm thinking...
12:34Wait, what did she call them?
12:35Phil and Grant, like the Mitchell brothers.
12:42I've never heard of them, Rick.
12:43The Extenders?
12:45Oh, Phil and Grant!
12:46Okay, okay.
12:48I don't think you're going to beat it!
12:50We'll go Phil and Grant.
12:51I don't think you can beat it.
12:52It's an absolute belter.
12:54Now everyone just feels like that.
12:56She doesn't actually say that though, like when you come downstairs.
12:58She put it on her Instagram story when I had, it was the one year.
13:03She went happy one year to Phil and Grant.
13:05Hey look.
13:06Magnificent.
13:20Ever wondered what it would be like if we had Alan Portridge on Love Island?
13:24Well, Lorenzo is giving us a pretty good idea in this unseen clip.
13:28Aha!
13:30Where are you from?
13:31You?
13:32Moose!
13:34Moose!
13:35Where about this is that though?
13:36Is that up?
13:37Yeah.
13:37Okay, I'm down.
13:39It's not down, it's out.
13:40Round the M25.
13:42Yeah, about that I don't know.
13:43What's your junction?
13:47What?
13:50What junction are you?
13:52I've never heard that one.
13:53How do you not know you come off on the junction?
13:56I know the motorway.
13:57We've probably quite close junctions.
13:59Yeah, I think we are.
14:00Yeah, I feel like I'm seven and you're, I'm like five and you're like seven.
14:04I don't know how they, how do they like work out where the junction, the motorway don't end?
14:07Where does it start and where does it end?
14:10Because it's the reason.
14:10If you've got London in the middle, right, Hertfordshire is northeast.
14:14Right, this is where I get a little bit lost, so just slow it down.
14:17I just know London's in there and that's as good as it goes.
14:19What are you finding lost?
14:20I just said London's in the middle.
14:23Okay, carry on.
14:24Right, London there.
14:25This is the bit, this is London.
14:26Where is it?
14:27Like just north of London?
14:28North, northwest, northeast.
14:30Yes, Essex is literally.
14:32Essex is near.
14:33Right, okay, just simple, simple wording.
14:35So you've got north of London.
14:36You've got Hertfordshire, then you've got Essex, and then you've got Kent.
14:40No?
14:40Yes.
14:41So you go round the M25.
14:42Now he's talking.
14:44You go wrap it around.
14:45Yes, you go round the M25.
14:47Are you actually understanding this or is it?
14:49No, no, no, I know my maps.
14:52Okay.
14:52I'm good with my maps.
14:53Do you drive to...?
14:55We're like that?
14:55I drive in Scotland, Danfoe.
14:58Do you drive on the right in Scotland?
15:00Eh?
15:00Do you drive on the right in Scotland?
15:03Is it?
15:04There's no way.
15:05Do ya?
15:05What?
15:06Is it left-hand drive?
15:08Left-hand drive, like normal?
15:09No.
15:09Do you drive on the left?
15:10It's just the same as England.
15:12Same as England, right?
15:12Oh, my God.
15:13You never know because it's a different fucking land.
15:15Do they have junctions, though?
15:18Aye.
15:19We do.
15:20We're junctions.
15:20We're junctions.
15:21We're junctions.
15:22I don't know.
15:23Does no-one know their junctions?
15:24No-one knows their junctions.
15:26I don't think it's a normal thing to ask, to be honest.
15:28Yeah, I've never been asked it.
15:29I've never been asked it.
15:29But we're right here.
15:30There's something different.
15:36Time for a quick dip into our Islanders pre-show interviews
15:39to ask Opie, what are you like?
15:42People always think I'm all right.
15:43I'm going to be uns uns all the time.
15:45But I'm actually like...
15:46Ah, I ran out of time.
15:47We'll come back after to find out in his own words.
15:51What's Opie like?
16:07Welcome back to Love Island Unseen Bits.
16:13We're here with the same old predictable cheesy unseen footage
16:16from the last week in the villa.
16:17Here we go.
16:18One, two, three.
16:20I believe in cheese.
16:22Can you stop, please?
16:24No, my G.
16:27Because I'm ripping about cheese.
16:29Anything you want from us girls?
16:31Go to the ends pose, come back and then I'll go.
16:33If you say so.
16:37We'll give you the energy boost you need.
16:41We've got hard hitting clips.
16:44And it is!
16:44And it is!
16:46And full body flips.
16:49Fantastic.
16:50Just say it like it is.
16:52Like a duck or water.
16:53Duck to water.
16:54Duck to water.
16:55It's the same thing.
16:58This year's Islanders really are the goats.
17:02Oh!
17:04I'm not even trying that one.
17:06I don't know what the fuck is going on.
17:10Earlier we rudely interrupted Opie
17:12while talking about his favourite subject, Opie.
17:16But...
17:16What's Opie like?
17:19People always think I'm going to be uns uns all the time.
17:22I'm actually like...
17:24You know what I mean?
17:26There's...
17:26Again, Opie is a different...
17:27Opie is a...
17:28I'm like an onion.
17:29You see that whole thing with Shrek?
17:31I'm like an onion.
17:32Opie is an onion.
17:33Caption that.
17:34Opie is onions.
17:35Is that going to be there?
17:35Opie is onions.
17:38Not sure likening yourself to a vegetable that stinks and makes people cry is a great idea,
17:43Opie.
17:43But you do you.
17:50Islander Ellie is flying the flag for Scotland this year and she expected a language barrier at Mallorca airport, but
17:57not inside the villa.
17:58Is Shrek Scottish?
17:59Yeah.
18:00Is who? Shrek.
18:01Yeah.
18:01Yeah.
18:01Yeah.
18:02It's just a wild comment to just whack out with.
18:04That's a good point actually.
18:05I didn't think of that.
18:06Are you calling her Shrek?
18:07Are you calling her Shrek?
18:08You're in bed with Shrek?
18:09Well done either.
18:11Fiona!
18:15Don't care.
18:16So what am I Shrek?
18:18Is that what?
18:19What you can be Fiona and then he can be Lord Farquaad.
18:22Lord Farquaad.
18:27Where is that ogre?
18:35That was a fab impression.
18:37Where is that ogre?
18:40Luckily she didn't turn into an ogre.
18:44And so Ellie discovered that a snog from Aidan wasn't true.
18:47Love's first kiss.
18:55I took one look at the paint job around that fire pit and thought to myself there's no way I
18:59could get any more blue.
19:04But it did get more blue for the first challenge of the series, phone roulette.
19:10One by one our islanders had to pick a phone out at random.
19:13Hello random.
19:15That phone then received a text containing a dare to be completed by the owner of the phone.
19:22Suck the toes of an islander of your choice.
19:29So let's do a call back and dial up the dares we didn't get to see.
19:37Samaraj!
19:38Samaraj!
19:39Oh here we go.
19:41Okay.
19:42Oh no!
19:44I'd suck all the toes again.
19:47Perform your favourite sex position with the islander you think would be best in bed.
20:00You've got to lie down though and then put this leg over like this.
20:05Like this.
20:08I love that one too.
20:11Great position.
20:12Does anyone know the actual leg name for that?
20:15It's called the Samaraj Special.
20:20Lorenzo!
20:23Say who you think is in the wrong couple and who they should be with instead.
20:28Oh!
20:30The couple that I can't see work in, I'd probably say Sam and Robin.
20:34I don't think Sam's got to know Lola.
20:37I think Sam and Lola could be.
20:40Could be a little vibe going on, yeah.
20:42I think Robin should be with...
20:46I think she should be with George.
20:50Because she likes George.
20:51Look at her!
20:54Look at her!
20:54Do you miss her?
20:56I like Robin, so...
21:01Ellie!
21:04Do you miss her?
21:07Do you miss her?
21:08Ding ding!
21:08Have a three-way kiss with two boys you fancy the most.
21:13That's a good one.
21:14You haven't got to pick me.
21:16Are you messing? This is your time to shine.
21:18Do you miss her?
21:19Do you miss her?
21:21Do you miss her?
21:22Right.
21:25Just face that.
21:26Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
21:29Woo!
21:31Woo!
21:33Say that, eh?
21:35You won!
21:35You can just do it here.
21:36Oh, do it here, look.
21:39Oh, I don't know how to do it.
21:40Yay!
21:41Yay!
21:42Go for the team!
21:43Tom!
21:44Woo!
21:49It's all love, brother!
21:50It's all love!
21:52How you doing? Was it a good kisser?
21:53Oh, it's a great kisser, mate.
21:55Next time I'll do it without Ellie.
21:56Ha, ha, ha, ha!
22:04After he spent the first night with his foot stuck in his mouth,
22:07you'd think Lorenzo would have enjoyed that challenge,
22:09but apparently not.
22:11Do you like toe-sucking?
22:13No.
22:14No.
22:14No, not normally.
22:16Who does?
22:17Not normally.
22:18Hands up for toe-sucking.
22:20Oh!
22:21There's more than we thought.
22:22I love it being done to me.
22:24Really?
22:25Oh, that's so hot.
22:26What the fuck?
22:27I've never really, like, let someone suck me through.
22:30That's hot.
22:31I don't think it's very nice, babe.
22:33Wait, Jasmine, what do you like about it?
22:35What is it?
22:36Well, it's nice in, like, sexual situations.
22:38It's not nice as on a reg.
22:42Tuesday afternoon, where are those toes at?
22:45At the office getting their toes sucked.
22:47Well, Lorenzo would be a pro now, so...
22:50Well, not after that performance, though.
22:52You can teach me.
22:54Shall I?
22:55Yeah.
22:55Oh.
22:56Maybe not.
22:57Is it just the toe-sucking, or does the tongue, like, run across the toes?
23:02Whatever you want.
23:03All of it.
23:04Right.
23:06But you're freaked out by feet.
23:07What'd you say?
23:08Are you freaked out by feet?
23:10Not freaked out by feet.
23:11I just don't think that...
23:13I just don't think much of feet.
23:15I like a nice foot.
23:17But I won't be like, oh, yeah, that's a good foot.
23:20Mmm.
23:21Like I said, I'm all about the arms.
23:24Have you ever said that?
23:25Like I say, like I'm supposed to know.
23:27Yeah, skinny arms.
23:29Skinny arms.
23:30Skinny arms?
23:30Yes, I told you that.
23:32Anyone else fancy skinny arms?
23:33I'd ask for a show of hands, but I'm afraid Lorenzo would suck those hands right up to the armpit.
23:44Everyone knows that a coffee is not just a simple morning brew in the villa and that a latte is
23:49a Love Island love language.
23:51And Aidan is worried he may be expressoing himself a little too much.
23:55Where's the ice?
23:57Listen here.
24:00How many ice cubes do you want?
24:03One, two...
24:04Four.
24:05Four?
24:06That's gonna fall out the carpet.
24:08Four.
24:08Four, please.
24:10So, making a coffee in the morning, basically, it instigates, you know, that things are quite serious, really.
24:17It means you have, you know, you might have genuine feelings towards somebody.
24:21Why is it there?
24:23What?
24:23Do you not fill it up?
24:24What do I say it's up?
24:26Just try that, try that, and I'll see if I fill it up.
24:28Cos I don't know if you need more milk in there or coffee.
24:34Mmm!
24:36What's that?
24:37Is that a yay or a nay?
24:39No.
24:39Do you want more milk in it or what?
24:42No.
24:42That'd do, wouldn't it?
24:43I need caramel.
24:45Don't be fussy, eh?
24:46I'm not.
24:47I'm gonna just put caramel on that.
24:48Don't be fussy.
24:48Yeah.
24:49I don't see it as a serious thing.
24:50Like, making someone a coffee in the morning, I think it's quite normal.
24:54Cos I made her one this morning.
24:56If I make everyone a coffee tomorrow, it's kind of not seen as that serious.
25:01And then I can, like, kind of ease my way out of it.
25:04It's not gonna happen, by the way.
25:05I'm not gonna get up and make everyone a coffee.
25:07If you do end up making coffees, Aidan, I'll have a double shot, mocha chocka, defrocka frapper,
25:12knacka de Niro.
25:19The title of this next unseen clip is on the tip of my tongue.
25:22Do you want to know a fun fact?
25:24Go on.
25:24If you look at anything, your tongue knows exactly what it would feel like to lick it.
25:30Are you playing with me?
25:32No, that's right.
25:34Well, if you're gonna take it that way, Grant, but I'm actually dead serious.
25:38Like, look at anything and imagine licking it.
25:39Your tongue knows exactly what it's gonna be like.
25:41Look at the net.
25:41Look at the pillow.
25:42It knows exactly what it'll feel like.
25:44That's true of stimulating for my brain.
25:45Isn't it?
25:46That's true of stimulating for my brain.
25:47It's cool, though.
25:48Yeah, it actually is.
25:49To be fair, that's a fun fact.
25:51Never knew that.
25:52Right.
25:52Any other fun facts?
25:53Do you have any for me?
25:54I've got a fun fact for you, Sean.
25:56It's time for a break.
25:57So we'll have to come back later and find out what's the fun fact!
26:17You're watching Love Island Unseen Bits, so let's get this party started!
26:22Do you want me to show you what I'm like to you, John?
26:24Yes, sir.
26:24I'll give you a shot.
26:25Ready, sir?
26:25Okay, ready?
26:26I'll take it on, take it on, take it on, take it on, take it on, take it on.
26:32Say like .
26:33And we've done it through the last seven days of the amazing beats.
26:44That didn't get picked I've got a bogey
26:47Definitely in there. Hey, we'll go blow your nose. No, can you pick it out? Can you fuck off?
26:52These new Islanders are always ready for a close-up. Oh you fucker
26:59They certainly know how to strike a pose. What's that called?
27:03That's it. That's a downward dog. Look you've dushed your head. Are you alright, babe?
27:09Where's the down? It's Love Island unseen mad
27:16Before the break Sean was about to impart another fun facts. Any other fun facts? Do you have any for
27:21me? So go on then Sean
27:27Vote me. Right a platypus. What the fuck is a platypus? Perry the platypus, Phineas and Ferb. Phineas and Ferb.
27:35Yeah, so you do know.
27:36So a platypus does it sweat
27:40water blood or
27:42Or milk
27:44Water. Milk. Milk?
27:46It sweats out milk. How the fuck do you know that?
27:49Like platypus. No, I don't know
27:51I can't remember. I think I heard it at a table quiz before.
27:53To be fair though, you're not a teacher.
27:55Yeah, I don't teach the kids that, don't I?
27:57Today with platypuses.
28:01The girls are wasting no time. It may only be week one, but they're already discussing their type on paper.
28:06But I read like chick flicks, you know when they're like nothing here. They're not like you're reading like psychological
28:11books. Like that's so different to me. I'm just like
28:13I'm a Colleen Hoover type again.
28:16I do like that.
28:17We're literally book club guys.
28:19It's like
28:19Yeah, you're art out BBC4. We could also do highbrow.
28:27I love Claire Douglas. There's like murder mystery.
28:30I love Claire Douglas. There's like murder mystery.
28:33I'm such a Bridget Jones girl.
28:35No. I don't know who Bridget Jones is.
28:37I'm a self-help kind of book.
28:38I find my self-help books. I'm like, I low-key know half of this already.
28:41Yeah, but I'm like, yeah, this is kind of basic knowledge. Like you should know this shit.
28:44Like who doesn't know this hard arm they're living their life not knowing this stuff.
28:46You just continue your book chats I'm gonna go.
28:49No, but we were saying like hey everyone.
28:53Are you dipping your feet in?
28:55Yeah.
28:57What are you guys chatting about?
28:58They were talking about books and I'm not gonna lie don't read.
29:01Then you came over here you're like nah.
29:02I don't read at all.
29:03Forget this shit.
29:05What's your favorite novel of the 20th century?
29:06We're talking about books as well.
29:08We're actually talking about foreign literature.
29:10The Swedish kind.
29:13Yeah, the Swedish literature is really interesting.
29:15We're thinking about taking a trip to the library.
29:18Just to see the museums and the culture.
29:20Yeah.
29:20All the culture.
29:21So much culture to take in.
29:23I don't mind not reading.
29:25I read a book during the lockdown.
29:28What?
29:29I've came over here to avoid the book conversation and you're like I need a book.
29:33I'm actually just gonna go sign it myself.
29:35Ellie is thinking that this is not the under the cover's actions she signed up for.
29:45Robin may be a proud scouser but that doesn't mean she knows whereabouts in the UK Liverpool actually is.
29:51You're gonna have to teach me some slanky now, serious.
29:53Cos when we get out and I come down and we have to go out.
29:56Then when I have to go out and...
29:58Scotland's up to me.
29:59Is it?
30:02LAUGHTER
30:06You come up in.
30:07You come up in.
30:08You come on right down.
30:09You come up in.
30:10Well, when I come...
30:11When I come down.
30:13Up.
30:14Yep.
30:20You're fine.
30:21It's away.
30:22Sorry.
30:23Sorry, I don't like bugs.
30:24You don't like bugs?
30:25Then you shouldn't be watching this next unseen bit, Robin.
30:28It's...
30:30Islanders get scared by something.
30:34What?
30:35Do you know what I like?
30:36I like like...
30:38That bug is like...
30:41No one's actually pulled me up.
30:44What?
30:44What?
30:44Do you know what I like?
30:47Do you know what?
30:49They don't fuck around, do they?
30:50They just come right at you.
30:52It's so nice to have someone come in and just be like...
30:55A man.
30:57A man.
31:00If I had chopsticks, if I had...
31:02I'd have fucking caught that.
31:03Like, I think we're just like...
31:05Oh, my God.
31:05Sorry, that is a ginormous wasp.
31:07I think it's probably just attracting people who've got perfume and stuff on.
31:09Fuck's sake.
31:12Oh!
31:13No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
31:14no, no, no, no.
31:15You're obsessed with me.
31:17I need her to take one for the team.
31:20AHHHHHHHHH!
31:21Where is it?
31:21You're alright, you're alright.
31:22It landed on my face!
31:23I just saw that happen.
31:25In 4K, what the hell?
31:27That is a monster.
31:28Did you see it on my face?
31:30It literally landed on my face.
31:32You guys just slapped me.
31:33I love you have...
31:33It hurt.
31:34Not joking.
31:35That I can do.
31:36Like, one day I'll just come over and I'll give you like...
31:38I'll brought you a gift.
31:40Just that...
31:41Get it off me.
31:43AHHHHH!
31:46Why didn't you get it off me?
31:48I just want to see what he's going to do.
31:49He's coming back for revenge.
31:51I think that was the same one.
31:54I was quite calm.
31:55Like, whatever happened, happened.
31:58But now I'm like, ready to...
32:01What is that?
32:02Whoa!
32:03It just fell.
32:05Whoa, wait, take a picture of it.
32:07Oh, it's islanders.
32:09Take a pic with something.
32:13I'll take a pic of you taking a pic of him.
32:15Come on.
32:15And then I'm going to take a pic of you taking a pic of...
32:17Me taking a pic.
32:26Pick it up.
32:28That's massive.
32:28Don't pick that up.
32:30You just told me to pick it up.
32:31Yeah, I tried my mind.
32:33UGH!
32:34Beetle catching.
32:35UGH!
32:36We don't know if it's poisonous.
32:41I don't like that shit.
32:42If you don't like it, Opie, then don't do a photo shoot with a dung beetle.
32:52It's the first week and already the Terrace has seen some serious lip action.
32:57Oh, yeah.
33:06It's the last week.
33:27But what I'd like to know is what sweet nothings were uttered to set the romantic tone.
33:35Wait, hold up. I'm going to pee quickly.
33:37Shut up.
33:38I swear to God I need to pee.
33:39Fuck off.
33:39Fair enough?
33:41You can just take in some...
33:42Are you happy you're leaving me already?
33:44No, I'm leaving.
33:45He's literally leaving me already.
33:47He's like, I need a wee.
33:49Oh, yes sir.
33:50How romantic.
34:13Oh, the romance.
34:20I was quite flattered to hear that Lorenzo was talking to Ellie about one of the funniest
34:24people to come out of Scotland.
34:26Which one of you has taken a shit?
34:30That's fucking money.
34:32Disgusting.
34:33She's great, that woman.
34:34She put Scotland on the map.
34:35Yeah, what an icon.
34:38Do you know her?
34:39No.
34:40Do I know her?
34:41Do you know the woman that asks if her kids have got a second of shit?
34:44No.
34:45I don't know her.
34:46Wish I did though.
34:47I'm going to sing Shall Lied by Shall Lied.
34:50I don't know her...
34:51LAUGHTER
34:53You do re-enact him.
34:58LAUGHTER
35:00Wait, let's see.
35:01Let's see.
35:02No, I need to see it front on.
35:04Are you, I see...
35:04Right, right.
35:05Right, hold on.
35:06So what character do you want first?
35:09The wee lassie.
35:10There's two.
35:11No, the one that's sitting, then nothing.
35:14Right, are you ready?
35:15I'm going to sing.
35:16I'm going to sing.
35:17GROANS
35:19I'm going to sing.
35:20I'm going to sing.
35:27I'm going to sing
35:34This is like year 11 drama
35:42Which one of yours has done that shit?
35:46And then you have to say, it wasn't me
35:47It wasn't me
35:48It was fucking one of yours
35:51Disgustin
35:55Sorry
35:56Oh good brother
35:59Do you make her laugh?
36:01No
36:03I don't
36:07Do you know what I mean?
36:10I think it's a bit over the top now
36:11I think they can't put it
36:13Yeah Yasmin, that's so funny
36:15If you ask me, it's disgusting
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37:57Everyone say cheese
37:58Or better still everyone say Love Island Unseen Bits
38:07We're here to throw back to things you wish you had seen
38:14Like that big ledge behind you, Yaz
38:17Bloody! Ow!
38:19It's a programme that's easy to dip into
38:22Why don't you just put your hand on?
38:25I'm like, listen, that's the least of my problems right now
38:30It's a show that proves that when life sends you lemons
38:33You can make lemonade
38:35Fuck off!
38:37At last, a talent that Opie hasn't mastered
38:40It's Love Island Unseen Bits
38:46I heard two of the girls walking past my voiceover
38:48With yesterday saying, that Aidan, what a melt
38:51I think it might have been something to do with this unseen bite
38:54That looks good
38:55Boyd Ramsey
38:56Smells good too, doesn't it?
38:58Is this mine, but it's yours?
39:00You're right
39:00You're right
39:01Are you joking me?
39:04Can we share it?
39:09It's just been robbed
39:11It's just been robbed, mate
39:12I know
39:12It's all right, I'll make another one
39:15It's a bit soggy on that
39:16It's a bit soggy
39:18It's got a soggy bottom
39:20Don't moan, babe
39:22What's she say?
39:23It's a bit soggy
39:24Bring it back here then
39:26Sorry Aidan, it looks like your reputation as a chef is toast
39:30I want to give it a dog
39:32Is it some size?
39:33Can I have some?
39:34Oh my god!
39:36That is the best thing I've ever done
39:38I'm so disappointed
39:41Mmm
39:43That's so wrong
39:44That's so wrong
39:45I've got to fill it on chibbers
39:48Do you want to have that?
39:50I would
39:50She would?
39:51Yes, you would
39:52How fucking good is that?
39:54Mmm
39:55How good is this?
39:58Mmm
39:58That's my favourite thing in the world
40:05Oh my god
40:11He's an amazing mom hmm well this is a love island first a girl that likes a
40:16cheesy fella who strings are along 24 hours after the end of the villa the
40:26truth came out about George and Yasmin secret mission from Maya Islanders
40:31Yasmin and George entered the villa yesterday they have been keeping a
40:35secret no I don't think it's funny you know well that's what you were wrong
40:39Jasmine it was funny first everyone pulled a funny face and then there was
40:45this priceless bit of comedy timing is Sam Raj and Ellie were sent packing
40:52alien Sam Raj it's not over yet a second chance is coming is this a joke it is a
41:00joke sign Raj I told you this was funny the games have begun I'm ready also ready
41:06were two brand new bombshells so Ellie and Sam Raj went from dumped to double dates and
41:14here are some delicious unseen bits that you didn't get to see
41:18nice lovely isn't it sorry what was your name Kevin Kevin you have a K it's different isn't it
41:23oh Kevin Kevin yeah that sounds horrible saying that where you from you got me with an accent
41:27have a guess Welsh no no Scottish yeah 50 50 50 I was going to say close enough but
41:36there's my house done this before I'm modern darling I'm used to the cameras make sure you get
41:40my good side okay yeah I need to put this down I actually can't see that fucking thing I should
41:53have got that bow ties down because I'm splitting that and all night yeah I was gonna say you don't
41:58want that what's gonna happen it's back it's time for I asked our anders to show me their party
42:25tricks party tricks I don't know uh I could do the moonwalk mate that was shit to be fair I
42:37have
42:37the world's crappiest party tricks which I'm gonna show you guys because the world needs to see it
42:57I think I've got one two legs up and a little like this make it rain so this one begs
43:07a lot worse
43:07than that's one but that's one's pure man tense my abs I think having abs is the party trick so
43:26maybe I don't know oops looks like this
43:50I've got really bendy wendy hands so I can do this weird thing I can do the magic might one
43:56right
43:57so I jump in the air and I grind on the floor oh no I think we're okay is it
44:09all right is that one
44:11you want to rush to do it again maybe not come back next week for some more
44:25Unseen Bits is contractually obliged to include a certain amount of farts in each episode
44:29but we are almost at the end and we have not reached our quota we're going to get reported
44:33to waftcom let's have one last look I am terrified to see the Unseen Bits because I'm
44:38just exactly how I am at home I will be farting on Unseen Bits it's that time began
44:47100% they're going to use that shit yeah 100% of course we are ingesting time it was a
44:53princess pop
44:54it wasn't anything else it wasn't a fart we'll take a princess pop Yasmin thanks see you next time bye
45:19you
45:21you
45:21you
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