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Love I.S.L.A.N.D Uk - Season 13 Episode 6
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00:12My mum named my boobs Phil and Grant.
00:14Yes!
00:16We're back, but it's not business as usual!
00:19It's the same thing!
00:22I'll take you for a ride
00:23Who's looking for some pride?
00:26The villa has been overhauled from head to toes.
00:30Hands up for toe-sucking.
00:34It's going to be raunchy.
00:38It's going to be risky.
00:40I love that one too.
00:41And it's going to be downright rude.
00:49Add to that a blizzard doll.
00:52Snogging.
00:53Snacking.
00:54It's got a soggy bottom.
00:56Wrapping.
00:57Here we go.
00:58I believe in cheese.
01:00Plus regular travel updates.
01:03Oh my God.
01:04Help, help!
01:05It can only mean one thing.
01:07It's the return of Love Island Unseen Men!
01:12We're actually talking about foreign literature.
01:14We're not saying we are going to act today.
01:15Bye for my now.
01:16Cheers.
01:16Cheers.
01:24Cheers.
01:26Cheers.
01:33Six days earlier!
01:36We were all witness to a television event of truly cosmic proportions
01:40The big bosses of Love Island have spent months studying the universe and consulting scientific experts
01:46Their conclusion? The original Big Bang got one thing wrong
01:52Daytime
01:53The Love Island gods have spoken and turned day into night
02:09Day is a new night and black is, well black is still the new black
02:14And in the biggest ever shake up to the format, we had night time entrances
02:29How are we getting out of here?
02:37Oh my gosh, help me
02:38Oh my god
02:47Oh my god
02:49OMG
02:52No, I'm going to be sad
02:54No, what the hell
02:58Help
02:59Oh my god
03:02Help, help
03:04Thank you
03:06Thank you, thank you
03:07No problem
03:08Woo
03:10Oh my
03:11Hey
03:13Yes sir
03:15Hi
03:15We said you're right
03:16Did we get out?
03:18Oh sweet, probably
03:18Good girl
03:22Here's to you
03:23Here's to you
03:24Here's to me
03:25Here's to me
03:25Here's to us
03:26Here's to us
03:27Here's to we
03:33But before they even set foot in the villa, our brand new islanders got to introduce themselves
03:38to the world and those super sexy packagey things back in a TV studio in London.
03:48Hello? Hello? Anyone here? Oh no, they've gone. Where have they gone? Get me me awa jamma.
04:02Hello, it's me. Ian Sterling. Ian with two eyes. The funny Scottish guy. Nah, that's Lewis
04:11Capaldi. I'm at the studio. Where is everyone? Oh, it was all changed with the profiles too
04:19of the series. Fancy. What do you mean it's secret? Well, we'll see about that. I'll find you.
04:35I'll take to the air. Where is there a plane? Do you see a plane?
04:52I can't even see the plane.
04:58I'll take to the sea.
05:04I'll take to the air. Again.
05:08Ah, anyone know how to steer these things?
05:13Wee! Do these things have a break?
05:17Oh my gosh.
05:20Ohhhhhhh!
05:23And that's how free I want to be.
05:25Oh, I think I've found them.
05:27And here are some of the bits of the profiles you didn't see before.
05:31Ah, check it out, check it out. Icon, Icon.
05:35How are we doing, guys? Views lovely. Gorgeous. Perfect settings. Ready to get going.
05:41Oh my god, it's sensational. Look at the view. Love. Monta.
05:50Oh my god.
05:50I just like kissing people, no like...
05:53Cut that. Cut, cut, cut that. Oh my god.
06:00Oh is a hat? That's a real hat.
06:08I feel like I'm like a hologram version of me like I'm not actually here yet like I cannot process
06:13this
06:35I haven't had a mirror so I don't know what I'd bloody look like
07:02what's that saying you've got to break a few hearts before you meet your pins
07:07is that it I know it's a kiss a few frogs isn't it well that's my saying I've changed it
07:13I don't think there's anyone like me on planet earth period like I actually just don't and if
07:18you if you know someone like me please call the number here but I don't think you do I genuinely
07:23think I'm not even I'm not even waffling this is no chicken waffle yeah I genuinely think I could
07:31beat a shark in a fight as in if if I'm in the sea and the sharks at me one
07:37-on-one
07:38I'm coming out on top there isn't I'm like there's any of my friends call them at home
07:44I promise you I've been saying this for years all you got to do is come and bang that's it's
07:48gone
07:49you didn't even see that coming thank you
07:58having spent all their time brainstorming the reboot of the islanders big entrance the producers
08:03completely forgot about the coupling up this time there are no games it's all down to you lot
08:09to sort it out amongst yourselves genius get the islanders to figure it out so the rest of us can
08:15clock off and go to bed so yes labound is doing things a little differently this year but one
08:23thing that will never change are the get to know your chats they're as awkward as ever right
08:30do you need help no yeah i think
08:35elegant look at that profession yeah you have to be careful okay oh my god this is how you get
08:43the ick
08:43though what on something like this no do you want to get some water um yes please i'll let me
08:49get
08:50you something yes bear with bear with bear with bear with work okay wait you got what you what you
08:56eating i saw all these bro help yourself oh this is cool oh all right i wanted water but
09:05fuck that you youtube do brazilian jiu-jitsu no what is wrong what that is no no no because it's
09:11really
09:11neat i've actually never dated anyone who does it because i'm like i can't cope with that i feel like
09:16people judge me yeah just on based on how i look yeah like i'm a boy yeah um i do
09:22think you do give
09:22that i wouldn't say i am you do give yeah oh you're not gonna lie
09:29joe are i slowly instead no thank you
09:38what's the scottish lingo then what's ireland is that just like yeah yeah
09:42yeah aye aye what else is there i'm trying to think what would you call that in the kitchen like
09:46see
09:47that bit where the sink is see there what what like that oh what the bit in the middle it's
09:55an
09:55island no like what what oh hey what is that to you like a countertop it's a kitchen i don't
10:03know
10:03it's uh uh what would you call it back oh go put that on the counter counter yeah counter yeah
10:11that's a
10:11bunker bunker a bunker hi hi hi do you want a new cup yes please yes one where are the
10:25cups what do you
10:26need cups yeah for what water yeah oh this all this is this is fresh is it wash it out
10:34no i'm rinsing
10:35it they're used to use the filter in the fridge angelista did eventually get her chat with opi
10:40about 30 seconds before the sun came up
10:51as we saw on the main show it wasn't long before jasmine learned that lorenzo really has a way with
10:56words i feel like you're very promiscuous you could be like no not in a bad
11:02no i mean like you are very sexy you're very sexy promiscuous no maybe i use that word wrong i'm
11:09so
11:09far off of that you have no idea that's not promiscuous maybe i chose the wrong
11:13you're not maybe it should have been man eater yeah yeah
11:20you think lorenzo might watch his tongue after the first obnoxious outburst
11:24but au contraire turns out he was just getting started
11:28a tart is a good thing it's like a it's like a fuck no no i would say aiden's a
11:34top tart
11:36are we calling are we calling each other tarts yeah yeah
11:41i don't know about that bro this is this is lost on me all right i'm just not gonna speak
11:46for the next
11:47you keep you know he said i i look promiscuous what does that mean what do you mean what does
11:51that mean like that mysterious that's what i thought no do you know what it means
11:58no like you're like a hoe yes that's what it means
12:01i'm not sure that like a hoe is the exact oxford english dictionary definition of promiscuous
12:06bit close enough jasmine
12:14in this next unseen clip ellie has something she wants to get off her chest my mum named my boobs
12:20phil and grant yes which one's phil and which one's grant i don't know that's her choice can i name
12:26them now then right can i have a look yes so i'm thinking what did what did she call them
12:35phil
12:35grant like the mitchell brothers i've never heard of them the extenders oh phil and grant okay okay
12:48i don't think you're gonna beat it we'll go phil and grant i don't think you can beat it it's
12:52an
12:53absolute belter now everyone does she actually like like she doesn't actually say that though like when
12:58you come downstairs she put it on her instagram story when i had it was the one year she went
13:04happy
13:04one year to fill and grant hey look magnificent
13:20ever wondered what it would be like if we had alan partridge on love island well lorenzo is giving us
13:26a
13:26pretty good idea in this unseen clip uh-huh where are you from you
13:32me
13:34wherever about this is that though is that up yeah okay i'm down
13:38it's not down it's out round the end 25 yeah about that i don't know
13:53how do you not know you you come off on the junction i know the motorway we're probably quite
13:57close junctions yeah i think we are yeah i feel like i'm seven and no you're i'm like five and
14:02you're
14:03like seven i don't know how they how do they like work out where the junks my way don't end
14:07where does it start where does it end because there isn't if you've got london in the middle
14:12right hartfordshire is north but this is where i get a little bit lost so just slow i just know
14:17london's in there and that's as good as it goes what what are you finding lost i just said london's
14:21in
14:23okay carry on right london there this is where is it like just north of london north north west northeast
14:30yes essex is actually that's right okay just simple simple words she's got north of london you've
14:36got hartfordshire you've got essex yeah and then you've got kent no yes so you go around the m25
14:42now he's talking you go wrap it around yes you go around the m25 then are you actually understanding
14:49this or is it no no no i i know my maps okay you actually i'm good with my match
14:53yeah do you drive to
14:54me like that yeah i drive in scotland damph all right do you drive on the right in scotland yeah
15:00do you drive on the right is there's no way do you are what is it is is it like
15:07hand drive
15:07you're left hand drive like normal no like you drive on the left it's just the same as england
15:11same as england right oh my god you never know because it's a different fucking land do they have
15:16junctions though all right we do dragons what junctions are you what i don't know
15:23oh because no one knows their junction no one knows their junction i don't think it's a normal
15:26thing to ask to be honest yeah i've never been asked it there's something different
15:36time for a quick dip into our islanders pre-show interviews to ask op what are you like
15:42people always think i'm always i'm going to be uns uns all the time but i'm actually like
15:46ah i ran it in time we'll come back after to find out in his own words
15:51what's opie like
16:07welcome back to love island unseen best
16:13we're here with the same old predictable cheesy unseen footage from the last week in the villa here we go
16:18one two three i believe in cheese can you stop please no my g
16:27because i'm rapping about cheese anything you want from us girls go to the ends pose come
16:32back and then i'll go if you say so
16:37we'll give you the energy boost you need
16:41we've got hard hitting clips and full body flips
16:48fantastic just say it like it is like a duck or mozza
16:53duck to water it's the same thing this year's islanders really are the goats
17:04i'm not even trying that one
17:06what the fuck is going on
17:10earlier we rudely interrupted opie while talking about his favorite subject
17:15opie but what's opie like people always think i'm already i'm going to be uns uns all the time but
17:22i'm actually like uns uns i mean there's there's like again opes is a different opes
17:28opes is a i'm like an onion you see that whole thing with shrek i'm like an onion opes is
17:32an onion
17:33caption that opie's onions that can be the opie's onions
17:38not sure likening yourself to a vegetable that stinks and makes people cry is a great idea opie
17:43but you do you
17:50islander ellie is flying the flag for scotland this year and she expected a language barrier at
17:55mallorque airport but not inside the villa is shrek scottish yeah it's who shrek yeah yeah
18:01it's just a wild comment to just whack out with that's a good point actually i didn't think of that
18:06are you calling her shrek you're in bed with shrek well done fiona
18:16donkey so what am i shrek is that what like what you can be fiona and then he can be
18:21lord farquhar
18:26where is that ogre
18:36where is that ogre
18:40luckily she didn't she didn't turn into an ogre and so ellie discovered that a snog from aiden wasn't
18:47true love's first kiss
18:55i took one look at the paint job around that fire pit and thought to myself there's no way i
18:59could get any more
19:04blue
19:04but it did get more blue for the first challenge of the series phone roulette
19:10one by one our islanders had to pick a phone out at random
19:15that phone then received a text containing a dare to be completed by the owner of the phone
19:29so let's do a callback and dial up the dares we didn't get to see
19:39oh here we go okay
19:44i'd suck all the times again
19:47perform your favorite sex position with the islander you think would be best in bed
19:53oh no i'm scared you've got to lie down though and then put this leg over like this
20:03i love that one too
20:10great position yeah does anyone know the actual like name for that
20:15it's called the samurai special
20:23say who you think is in the wrong couple and who they should be with instead
20:30the couple that i can't see working i'd probably say sam and robin
20:34i don't think sam's got to know lola i think sam and lola could be
20:40a little vibe going on yeah i think robin should be with i think she should be with george
20:50because she likes george
20:55i like robin so ellie
21:08have a three-way kiss with two boys you fancy the most
21:14you haven't got to pick me if you mess and this is your time to shine
21:26what are you guys you can just do it in
21:36oh hey look
21:51hey dude was a good kisser oh it's a great kiss i'm ready next time i'll do it without ellie
22:04i'll do it after he spent the first night with his foot stuck in his mouth you think lorenzo would
22:08have enjoyed that challenge but apparently not do you like uh no no no not normally
22:16who does how's up for toe sucking oh there's more than before i love it being done to me
22:24really really oh that's so hot
22:27i've never really like let someone suck me though that's hot i wouldn't now
22:31i don't think it's very nice babe but jasmine what do you like about it what is it
22:36well it's nice in like sexual situations it's not nice as on a reg
22:42tuesday afternoon where are those toes at the office getting their toes sucked
22:46well lorenzo would be a pro now so
22:50not after that performance though i think you can teach me
22:54should i yeah oh maybe not is it just the toe sucking or is that like that does the tongue
23:00like
23:01run across the toes whatever you want all of it right but you're freaked out by feet
23:07what'd you say are you freaked out by feet not freaked out by feet i just don't
23:12think that i just don't think much of feet i like a nice foot but i won't be like oh
23:18yeah that's a good
23:19foot like i said more about the arms you've never said that like i say like i'm supposed to know
23:27yeah skinny arms skinny arms yes i told you that anyone else fancy skinny arms i'd ask for a show
23:35of
23:35hands but i'm afraid lorenzo would suck those hands right up to the armpit
23:44everyone knows that a coffee is not just a simple morning brew in the villa and that a latte is
23:49a
23:49love island love language and aiden is worried he may be expressowing himself a little too much
23:55where's the ice how many ice cubes do you want one two four no that's gonna fall out the cup
24:08okay please
24:10so making a coffee in the morning basically it instigates you know that things are quite serious
24:16really it means you have you know you you might have genuine feelings towards somebody why is it
24:21there what do you know fill it up what do i sit up just try that try that and i'll
24:27see if i fill it up
24:29because i don't know if you need more milk in there or coffee
24:36what's that is that a yay or a nay no do you want more milk in it or what
24:42no that'd do wouldn't it i need caramel don't be fussy hey i'm not i'm gonna just don't be fussy
24:49i don't see it as a serious thing like making someone a coffee in the morning
24:52i think it's quite normal because i made her one her one this morning if i make everyone a coffee
24:58tomorrow it's kind of not seen as that serious and then i can like kind of ease my way out
25:03of it
25:04that's not going to happen by the way i'm not going to get up and make everyone a coffee
25:07if you do end up making coffees edin i'll have a double shot mocha chocka defrocka frapper naka
25:12de niro thank you
25:19the title of this next unseen clip is on the tip of my tongue do you want to know a
25:23fun fact go on if
25:25you look at anything your tongue knows exactly what would feel like to lick it are you flirting with me
25:32no that's right well if you want to take it that way grand but i'm actually dead serious like look
25:38at
25:38anything and imagine licking it your tongue knows exactly what it's going to be like look at the net
25:41look at the pillow it knows exactly what it'll feel like that's true of stimulating for my brain
25:45isn't it that's true of stimulating for my brain it's cool though yeah it actually is to be fair that's
25:49a fun fact never knew that right any other fun facts do you have any for me i've got a
25:54fun fact for you
25:55sean it's time for a break so we'll have to come back later and find out what's the fun fact
26:16you're watching love island unseen bits so let's get this party started
26:22do you want me to show you what i'm like dj i'll give you a shot okay ready
26:32that's me on the d-mail
26:40we've danced back through the last seven days of the amazing best
26:43I guess that didn't get picked.
26:45Have I got a bogey?
26:47Definitely in there.
26:48No, can you pick it out?
26:50Can you fuck off?
26:52These New Islanders are always ready for a close-up.
26:56Oh, you fucker.
26:59They certainly know how to strike a pose.
27:01What's that called?
27:04That's the downward dog.
27:05You've dushed your head.
27:07Are you all right, babe?
27:09Where's the down?
27:10It's Love Island Unseen Myths.
27:16Before the break, Sean was about to impart another fun fact.
27:19Right, any other fun facts? Do you have any for me?
27:21So go on then, Sean.
27:24What's the fun fact?
27:27Vote me.
27:28Right, a platypus.
27:30What the fuck's a platypus?
27:32A period of platypus, Phineas and Ferb.
27:34Phineas and Ferb! Yeah, so you do know.
27:36So a platypus, does it sweat?
27:40Eh, water, blood or milk?
27:44Water.
27:44Milk.
27:45Milk?
27:46It sweats out milk, isn't it?
27:47How the fuck do you know that?
27:49I like platypus.
27:50No, I don't know.
27:51I can't remember.
27:51I think I heard it at a table quiz before.
27:53To be fair, though, you're not a teacher.
27:55I don't teach the kids that, totally.
27:57Today we're platypuses.
28:01The girls are wasting no time.
28:03It may only be week one, but they're already discussing their type on paper.
28:07But I read, like, chick flicks, you know, when they're like nothing-y.
28:09They're not like, you're reading, like, psychological books.
28:12Like, that's so different to me.
28:13I'm just like...
28:13I'm a Colleen Hoover type again.
28:16Oh, I do like that.
28:16Not gonna lie.
28:17We're literally book club, guys.
28:20Yeah, you're art out, BBC Four.
28:22We could also do highbrow.
28:27I love, um, Claire Douglas does, like, murder mystery.
28:30Ooh!
28:32Podcast.
28:33I'm such a Bridget Young girl.
28:35No.
28:36I don't know who Bridget told us.
28:37I'm a self-help kind of book.
28:38I find my self-help books.
28:39I'm like, I low-key know half of this already.
28:41Yeah, but I'm like, yeah, this is kind of basic knowledge.
28:43Like, you should know this shit.
28:44Like, who doesn't know this haram?
28:45They're living their life not knowing this stuff.
28:47You just continue your big chats.
28:49I'm gonna go.
28:49No, but we were saying, like, hey, everyone.
28:52Oh, man.
28:53Are you dipping your feet in?
28:55Yeah.
28:56Mmm.
28:57What are you guys chatting about?
28:58They were talking about books, and I'm not gonna lie, don't read.
29:01Then you came over here, you were like, nah.
29:02I don't read at all.
29:03She's like, nah, nah.
29:04Forget this shit.
29:04What's your favourite novel of the 20th century?
29:06We're talking about books as well.
29:08Oh, fuck.
29:08We're actually talking about foreign literature.
29:10Yeah.
29:10The Swedish ones.
29:11These are taking the time.
29:13Yeah, the Swedish literature is really interesting.
29:15We're thinking about taking a trip to the library.
29:18Just to see the museums and the culture.
29:20Yeah, all the culture.
29:21So much culture to take in.
29:23I don't mind not reading.
29:25I read a book during the lockdown.
29:28What?
29:29I've came over here to avoid the book conversation and you're like,
29:32I need a book.
29:33I'm actually just gonna go sit on myself.
29:35Ellie is thinking that this is not the under the cover's actions
29:38she signed up for.
29:45Robin may be a proud scouser but that doesn't mean she knows whereabouts in the UK Liverpool
29:49actually is.
29:51You're gonna have to teach me some slanky now, serious.
29:53Because when we get out and I come down and we have to go out and we have to go
29:56out and
29:56I'm gonna have to go out and...
29:58Scotland's up to me.
29:59Is it?
30:06You come up then.
30:08You come up then.
30:09You come up right down.
30:09You come up.
30:10Well when I come down.
30:13Up.
30:14Yep.
30:17When I come off.
30:18When I come off.
30:20You're fine.
30:21It's away.
30:22Sorry.
30:23Sorry.
30:23I don't like bugs.
30:24You don't like bugs?
30:25Then you shouldn't be watching this next unseen bit, Robin.
30:28It's...
30:30Islanders get scared by something.
30:34What?
30:35Do you know what I like?
30:36I like like...
30:38That bug is literally...
30:41No one's actually pulled me up.
30:44What?
30:45Can you...
30:47What the fuck?
30:48Do you know what?
30:49They don't fuck around, do they?
30:50They just come right at you.
30:52It's so nice to have someone come in and just be like...
30:55A man.
30:57A man.
30:58A man.
31:00If I had chopsticks, if I'd have fucking caught that.
31:03Like I think we're just like...
31:05Oh my God.
31:05Sorry.
31:06That is a ginormous wasp.
31:07I think it's probably just attracting people who got perfume and stuff on.
31:09Fuck's sake.
31:12Oh.
31:13No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
31:15You're obsessed with me.
31:16Okay.
31:17I need her to take...
31:18Take one for the team.
31:20Where is it?
31:22You're alright, you're alright.
31:22It landed on my face.
31:23I just saw that happen.
31:26In 4K, what the hell.
31:27That is a monster.
31:28Did you see it on my face?
31:30It literally landed on my face.
31:31You guys just slapped me.
31:33I love you have...
31:33It hurt.
31:34I'm not joking.
31:35That I should do.
31:36Yeah.
31:36Like one day I'll just come over and I'll give you like...
31:38I bought you a gift.
31:40Just that.
31:41Get it off me.
31:43Ahhhh!
31:45Why did...
31:45Why...
31:47Why didn't you get it off me?
31:48I just want to see what he's going to do.
31:49He's coming back for revenge.
31:50I think that is the...
31:51That was the same one.
31:54I was quite calm.
31:55Like whatever happened, happened.
31:58But now I'm like ready to...
32:01What is that?
32:02Woah!
32:03Woah!
32:04It just fell!
32:05Woah, wait, take a picture of it.
32:06It's a beetle.
32:08Oh, it's Islanders.
32:09Take a pic with something.
32:13I'll take a pic of you taking a pic of him.
32:15Come on.
32:15And then I'm going to take a pic of you taking a pic of me taking a pic.
32:26Pick it up.
32:28That's massive.
32:28Don't pick that up.
32:29You're just having to pick it up.
32:31Yeah, I tried my mind.
32:33Ooh!
32:34Beetle catching.
32:35Ooh!
32:36We don't know if it's poisonous.
32:38I'm joking.
32:41I don't know that shit.
32:42If you don't like it, Opie, then don't do a photo shoot with a dung beetle.
32:52It's the first week and already the Terrace has seen some serious lip action.
32:57Oh, yeah.
33:06No.
33:07No.
33:09No, no.
33:10No.
33:13No.
33:28but what i'd like to know is what sweet nothings were uttered to set the romantic tone
33:35wait hold up i'm gonna pee quickly shut up i swear to god i need to
33:39fuck off you can you can just take in some
33:42are you happy you're leaving me already he's literally leaving me already he's like i need a
33:48way oh yeah how romantic
34:11all the romance
34:20i was quite flattered to hear that lorenzo was talking to ellie about one of the funniest
34:24people to come out of scotland which one of you's taken a shirt
34:33she's great that woman she put scotland on the map yeah what an icon yeah
34:38do you know her no do you know the woman that asks if her kids have got her i don't
34:45know her
34:46wish i did though i'm gonna sing shall i'd by shall i'd
34:53do you know what a character do you want first the real assy there's two no the one that's sitting
35:12i did nothing right are you ready i'm gonna sing
35:24right ready right okay all right i'm gonna sing
35:34this is like year 11 drama
35:37right right so you're singing
35:38oh no you saw this already saw this already dude right go go go
35:42which one of you has done that
35:43shit and then you have to say it wasn't me that's fucking one of yours
35:50it's disgusting
35:55sorry oh good brother
35:59just do you make her laugh no
36:02i don't i don't i don't i don't know what you're about ready go
36:07do you know what i mean
36:08it's a bit much i think it's a bit over the top now i think they're kind of
36:12funny yeah yasmin that's so funny if you ask me it's disgusting
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37:56everyone say cheese or better still everyone say love island unseen bits
38:07we're here to throw back to things you wish you had seen
38:14like that big ledge behind you yaz
38:17oh it's a program that's easy to dip into
38:23i'm just putting your hand
38:25all right listen that's the least of my problems right now
38:30it's a show that proves that when life sends you lemons you can make lemonade
38:35fuck off at last the top the op hasn't mastered it's love island unseen bits
38:46i heard two of the girls walking past my voiceover booth yesterday saying that aid and what a melt
38:51i think it might have been something to do with this unseen bite
38:54that looks good boy ramsey smells good too don't it
38:58is this mine you're right you're right you're right are you joking me
39:04can we share it
39:09wow it's just been robbed
39:11it's just been robbed mate i know it's all right i'll make another one
39:14oh it's a bit soggy on that it's a bit soggy
39:18it's got a soggy bottom don't moan babe what did what's she say it's a bit soggy
39:24bring it back here then sorry it looks like your reputation as a chef is toast
39:30i want to go is it sounds nice can i have some oh my god that is the best thing
39:37i've ever diced
39:43that's give me goosebumps i've got full on shivers
39:48do you want to have that i would
39:50she would yes she would how good is that how good is this
39:58that's my favorite thing in the world
40:07incredible from him
40:11he's an amazing mom
40:13well this is a love island first a girl that likes a cheesy fella who strings her along
40:2424 hours after they entered the villa the truth came out about george and yasmin's secret mission
40:29from maya islanders yasmin and george entered the villa yesterday they have been keeping a secret
40:36no i don't think it's funny you know well that's what you were wrong jasmine it was funny first
40:43everyone pulled a funny face and then there was this priceless bit of comedy timing as sam raj and
40:49ellie were sent packing
40:52alien sam raj it's not over yet a second chance is coming is this a joke it is a joke
41:00san raj i told
41:01you this was funny the games have begun i'm ready also ready were two brand new bombshells so ellie and
41:09sam raj went from dumped to double dates and here are some delicious unseen bits that you didn't get
41:17to see nice lovely isn't it sorry what was your name cavern hey cavern yeah the k it's different
41:22isn't it oh cavern cavern yeah that sounds horrible saying that where are you from you got me with an
41:27accent have a guess welsh no no no it's got it yeah 50 50 50 i was going to say
41:35close enough
41:36but it's miles up done this before i'm modder darling i'm used to the cameras make sure you get my
41:40good side okay cheers to us indeed sorry i just want to work yeah i need to put this down
41:51i actually
41:51can't see that fucking thing i should have got that bow ties down because i'm splitting in that
41:55all night yeah i was gonna say you don't want that you drink what's gonna happen come on let's go
42:03let's go
42:03oh it's fine
42:09hit my head
42:16it's back it's time for beat up bonanza
42:22i asked our islanders to show me their party tricks party tricks i don't know uh
42:30i could do the moonwalk
42:34mate that was shit to be fair i have the world's crappiest party tricks which i'm going to show you
42:41guys because the world needs to see it
42:58i think i've got one
43:01two legs up and a little like this make it rain so this one begs a lot worse than this
43:08one but this
43:14one's pure man
43:14tense my abs i think having abs is the party trick so
43:24uh huh maybe i don't know
43:33oh it looks like this
43:50i've got really bendy wendy hands so i can do this weird thing
43:54i can do the magic mic one where i jump in the air and i grind on the floor
44:00oh oh no
44:03i think we're okay
44:08is it all right so what is that one all right to do it again maybe not
44:15come back next week for some more
44:18beech up in the air and down
44:24unseen bits is contractually obliged to include a certain amount of farts in each episode
44:29but we are almost at the end and we have not reached our quota we're going to get reported to
44:33waft com let's have one last look i am terrified to see the unseen bits because i'm just exactly
44:39i'm going to be farting on unseen bits
44:41me and you
44:44it's that time began
44:46they're fine they're going to use that
44:49yeah 100 percent of course we are in just in time
44:53it was a princess pop it wasn't anything else
44:56it wasn't a fart
44:57we'll take a princess pop yasmin thanks see you next time bye
45:01bye
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