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Love Island Season 13 Episode 6
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00:11My mum named my boobs Phil and Grant.
00:14Yes!
00:16We're back, but it's not business as usual!
00:19It's the same thing!
00:22I'll take you for a ride
00:23Who's looking for some fun?
00:26The villa has been overhauled from head to toes.
00:30Hands up for toe sucking.
00:34It's going to be raunchy.
00:38It's going to be risky.
00:40I love that one too.
00:41And it's going to be downright rude.
00:49Add to that a blizzard doll.
00:52Snogging.
00:53Snacking.
00:54It's got a soggy bottom.
00:56Rapping.
00:57Here we go.
00:58I believe in cheese.
01:00Plus regular travel updates.
01:03Oh my God.
01:04Help, help!
01:05It can only mean one thing.
01:07It's the return of Love Island Unseen Men!
01:12We're actually talking about foreign literature.
01:14Bye for now.
01:37And bye for next week.
01:41Bye for next week.
01:42They've spent months studying the universe and consulting scientific experts.
01:46Their conclusion? The original Big Bang got one thing wrong.
01:52Daytime.
01:54The Love Island gods have spoken and turned day into night.
02:09Day is the new night and black is, well black is still the new black.
02:15And in the biggest ever shake up to the format, we had night time entrances.
02:29How are we getting out of here?
02:31How do you get out of here?
02:35Hold on.
02:37Oh my gosh, help me.
02:39Oh my god!
02:48Oh my god!
02:51OMG!
02:52No, I'm going to be set.
02:54No, what the hell?
02:58Oh my god!
02:59Yeah!
03:01Oh my god!
03:02Help!
03:05Thank you, thank you.
03:07No problem.
03:08Woo!
03:10Oh my!
03:13Yes, sir!
03:15Hi!
03:16Did we get out?
03:18Oh, sweet.
03:22Here's to you.
03:23Here's to you.
03:24Here's to me.
03:25Here's to us.
03:26Here's to us.
03:27Here's the way!
03:28Here's the way!
03:33But before they even set foot in the villa, brand new islanders got to introduce themselves
03:38to the world and those super sexy packagey things back in a TV studio in London.
03:48Hello?
03:49Hello?
03:50Anyone here?
03:51Oh no, they've gone.
03:53Oh no, they've gone.
03:54Where have they gone?
03:56Where have they gone?
03:56Get me meow-a-jammer!
04:02Hello, it's me.
04:04Ian Sterling.
04:07Ian with two eyes.
04:09The funny Scottish guy.
04:11The funny Scottish guy.
04:11Nah, that's Lewis Capaldi.
04:13I'm at the studio.
04:14Where is everyone?
04:17Oh, it was all changed with the profiles too this series.
04:20Fancy!
04:22What do you mean it's secret?
04:26Well, we'll see about that.
04:28I'll find you.
04:35I'll take to the air.
04:39Where is there a plane?
04:43Do you see a plane?
04:44Do you see a plane?
04:52Do you see a plane?
04:52I can't even see the plane.
04:58I'll take to the sea.
05:04I'll take to the air.
05:06Again.
05:08Ah!
05:09Anyone know how to steer these things?
05:13Wee!
05:14Do these things have a break?
05:17Oh my gosh!
05:22And that's how free I want to be.
05:25Oh, I think I've found them.
05:27And here are some of the bits of the profiles you didn't see before.
05:35How are we doing guys?
05:37Views lovely.
05:38Gorgeous.
05:39Perfect settings.
05:40Ready to get going.
05:42Oh my god, it's sensational.
05:44Look at the view.
05:45Love.
05:47Montag.
05:50I just love kissing people.
05:51No, I'm kissing.
05:53Cut that.
05:55Cut.
05:56Cut.
05:57Cut.
05:57Cut that.
05:58Oh my god.
06:00Ooh, it's a hat.
06:02That's a real cap.
06:08I feel like I'm like a hologram version of me.
06:11Like, I'm not actually here yet.
06:12Like, I cannot process this.
06:35I haven't had a mirror, so I don't know what I bloody look like.
06:38It's like grammar.
07:02What's that saying?
07:04You've got to break a few hearts before you meet your pins.
07:07Is that it?
07:07I know it's to kiss a few frogs, isn't it?
07:10Well, that's my saying, I've changed it.
07:13I don't think there's anyone like me on planet Earth.
07:15Period.
07:17I actually just don't.
07:18And if you know someone like me, please call the number here.
07:21But I don't think you do.
07:22I genuinely think, I'm not even, I'm not even waffling.
07:26This is no chicken waffle, yeah?
07:28I genuinely think I could beat a shark in a fight.
07:33As in, if I'm in the sea and the shark's at me one-on-one,
07:38I'm coming out on top.
07:40There isn't, I'm, like, dead still.
07:41Ask any of my friends.
07:42Call them at home.
07:43I promise you, I've been saying this for years.
07:46All you've got to do is come and bang!
07:48That's, it's gone.
07:49You didn't even see that coming.
07:58Having spent all their time brainstorming the reboot of the Islanders' big entrance,
08:02the producers completely forgot about the coupling up.
08:05This time, there are no games.
08:08It's all down to you lot to sort it out amongst yourselves.
08:12Genius!
08:13Get the Islanders to figure it out so the rest of us can clock off and go to bed.
08:18So, yes, LaBand is doing things a little differently this year,
08:22but one thing that will never change are the get-to-know-you chats.
08:27They're as awkward as ever.
08:29Right.
08:30Do you need help?
08:31No.
08:32Yeah, I think...
08:35Elegant.
08:36Look at that.
08:37Professional shit.
08:38Yeah, you have to be careful.
08:40OK.
08:40Oh, my God.
08:42This is how you get the ick, though.
08:43What?
08:44On something like this.
08:45No.
08:46Do you want to get some water?
08:48Um...
08:48Yes, please.
08:49I'll let me get you some.
08:50Yes, please.
08:50Bear with.
08:52Bear with, bear with, bear with.
08:55Wait, what are you eating?
08:58I saw these, bro.
08:59Help yourself.
09:00Oh, this is cool.
09:01No.
09:01Ha-ha.
09:03Wait, I wanted water, but fuck that.
09:06Do you do Brazilian jiu-jitsu?
09:08No.
09:08What is wrong?
09:10That is so...
09:10No, no, no.
09:11Because it's really neat.
09:12I'm actually never dating one who does it, because I'm like,
09:14I can't cope with that.
09:15I feel like people judge me.
09:17Yeah.
09:17Just based on how I look.
09:19Yeah.
09:19Like I'm a fuckboy.
09:20Yeah.
09:21Um...
09:21I do think you do give that.
09:23I wouldn't say I am.
09:24You do give.
09:25Yeah.
09:26Oh, you're not gonna lie.
09:29Do you want to lie slowly instead?
09:31No, thank you.
09:38What's the Scottish lingo then?
09:39What's Ireland?
09:40Is that just like, yeah?
09:41Yeah.
09:42Aye?
09:42Aye.
09:43What else is there?
09:44I'm trying to think.
09:45What would you call that in the kitchen?
09:46Like, see that bit where the sink is?
09:49See there?
09:52What?
09:52What?
09:53Oh, what, the bit in the middle?
09:55It's an island.
09:56No!
09:56Oh, like...
09:57What?
09:57What?
09:58What is that to you?
10:00Like a countertop?
10:01It's a kitchen.
10:02I don't know.
10:03It's a...
10:04What would you call it?
10:06Like...
10:06Oh, go put that on the...
10:08Counter?
10:09Counter, yeah.
10:10Counter, yeah.
10:11That's a bunker.
10:12A bunker?
10:13Aye.
10:14Aye.
10:15Aye.
10:16Do you want a new cup?
10:18Yes, please.
10:18Yes, fine.
10:19Where are the cups?
10:25Cups.
10:25What do you need?
10:26Cups?
10:26Yeah.
10:27For what?
10:27Water?
10:28Yeah.
10:30Oh, this is fresh?
10:33Is it?
10:33Wash it out.
10:34No, I'm rinsing it.
10:35They're used to...
10:36They're used to filter in the fridge.
10:37Angelista did eventually get her chat with Opie.
10:40About 30 seconds before the sun came up.
10:51As we saw on the main show, it wasn't long before Jasmine learned that Lorenzo really has a way with
10:56words.
10:56I feel like you're very promiscuous.
10:59You could be like...
10:59No, not in a bad...
11:02No, I mean like, you are very sexy.
11:06You're very sexy.
11:07Promiscuous.
11:07No, maybe I use that word wrong.
11:09I'm so far off of that, you have no idea.
11:11That's not promiscuous.
11:12Maybe I chose the wrong Nelly Furtado song.
11:15Not maybe.
11:15It should have been Maneater.
11:16Yeah.
11:17Yeah, not...
11:20You'd think Lorenzo might watch his tongue after the first obnoxious outburst, but au contraire.
11:25Turns out, he was just getting started.
11:28A tart is a good thing, it's like a...
11:30Is it fuck?
11:31No.
11:32It's bad.
11:33It's whatever fault.
11:34Aidan's a top tart.
11:36Are we calling each other tarts?
11:39Yeah.
11:39Yeah?
11:41I don't know about that, bro.
11:43This is lost on me.
11:45Brilliant.
11:45I'm just not gonna speak for the next...
11:46Yeah, you know he said I look promiscuous.
11:49What does that mean?
11:50What do you mean?
11:51What does that mean?
11:52That mysterious.
11:53No!
11:54That's what I thought.
11:55No.
11:56Do you know what it means?
11:57No.
11:57You're like a hoe.
11:58No, it's not.
11:59Like you're like a hoe.
12:00Yes, that's what it means.
12:01I'm not sure that like a hoe is the exact Oxford English Dictionary definition of promiscuous.
12:07Bit close enough, Jasmine.
12:14And this next unseen clip, Ellie has something she wants to get off her chest.
12:19My mum named my boobs Phil and Grant.
12:21Yes!
12:22Which one's Phil and which one's Grant?
12:24I don't know, that's her.
12:25You don't know?
12:25That's her choice.
12:26Can I name them now then?
12:27Right.
12:28Can I have a look?
12:29Yes.
12:30So...
12:31I'm thinking...
12:34What did she call them?
12:35Phil and Grant, like the Mitchell brothers.
12:42I've never heard of them, Rich.
12:43The Extenders?
12:45Oh, Phil and Grant!
12:46Okay, okay.
12:48I don't think you're going to beat it!
12:50We'll go Phil and Grant.
12:51I don't think you can beat it.
12:52It's an absolute belter.
12:54Now everyone is...
12:55She doesn't actually say that though, like when you come downstairs.
12:58She put it on her Instagram...
12:59No, no.
13:01She put it on her Instagram story when I had...
13:03It was the one year.
13:03When you got it done?
13:03She went happy one year to Phil and Grant.
13:05Hey look.
13:06Magnificent.
13:20Ever wondered what it would be like if we had Alan Portridge on Love Island?
13:24Well, Lorenzo is giving us a pretty good idea in this unseen clip.
13:28Aha!
13:30Where are you from?
13:31Hartfordshire.
13:32Moose!
13:33Moose!
13:35Where about this is that though?
13:36I am a female.
13:36Is that up?
13:37Yeah.
13:37Okay, I'm down.
13:39It's not down.
13:40It's out.
13:40Round the M25.
13:42Yeah, where about that?
13:43I don't know.
13:43What's your junction?
13:50What junction are you?
13:52I've never heard that one.
13:5222.
13:5322.
13:53How do you not know you come off on a junction?
13:56I know the Moe way.
13:5722.
13:57We're probably quite close junctions.
13:59Yeah, I think we are.
14:00Yeah.
14:00I feel like I'm seven and...
14:02I'm like five and you're like seven.
14:04I don't know how they...
14:05How do they work out where the junctions...
14:06My way don't end.
14:07Where does it end?
14:09Where does it end?
14:09Because there isn't.
14:10If you've got London in the middle...
14:12Right, Hertfordshire's north-east...
14:14Right, this is where I get a little bit lost.
14:15So just slow...
14:17I just know London's in there and that's as good as it gets.
14:19What are you finding lost?
14:20I just said London's in the middle.
14:21I don't...
14:23Okay, carry on.
14:24Right, London's in there.
14:25This is the...
14:25This is London.
14:26Where is it?
14:27Like just north of London?
14:28North...
14:28North-west?
14:29North-east?
14:30Yes, Essex is literally...
14:32Essex is near.
14:32Yeah.
14:33Right, okay, just simple...
14:34Simple wording.
14:35So you've got...
14:36North of London.
14:36You've got Hertfordshire.
14:37Then you've got Essex.
14:39And then you've got Kent.
14:40No?
14:40Yes.
14:41So you go round the M25.
14:42And now he's talking!
14:44You go wrap it around.
14:45Yes, you go round the M25.
14:47Ding.
14:47Are you actually understanding this or is it...?
14:50No, no, no.
14:50I know my maps.
14:52Okay.
14:53I'm good with my maps.
14:53Do you drive to...?
14:55We're like that?
14:55Yeah.
14:56I drive in Scotland, I'm fine.
14:58Alright.
14:59Do you drive on the right in Scotland?
15:00Eh?
15:00Do you drive on the right in Scotland?
15:03Is it?
15:04There's no way.
15:05Do you?
15:05What?
15:06Is it left-hand drive?
15:07Left-hand drive, like normal?
15:09No.
15:09Do you drive on the left?
15:10It's just the same as England.
15:11Same as England, right?
15:12Oh, my God.
15:13You never know, cos it's a different fucking land.
15:15Do they have junctions, though?
15:18Aye.
15:19We do.
15:20And dragons.
15:20What junction are you?
15:22I don't know.
15:23Does no-one know their junctions?
15:24No-one knows their junctions.
15:26I don't think it's a normal thing to ask, to be honest.
15:28Yeah, I've never been asked.
15:29Oh, what's your junctions?
15:30There's something different.
15:36Time for a quick dip into our Islanders pre-show interviews
15:39to ask Opie, what are you like?
15:42People always think I'm all right, I'm going to be uns-uns all the time,
15:45but I'm actually like...
15:46Ah, ran it in time.
15:47We'll come back after to find out in his own words
15:51what Opie like.
16:07Welcome back to Love Island Unseen Best.
16:13We're here with the same old predictable cheesy unseen footage
16:16from the last week in the villa.
16:17Here we go.
16:18One, two, three.
16:20I believe in cheese.
16:22Can you stop, please?
16:24No, my G.
16:27Because I'm repping about cheese.
16:29Anything you want from us, girls?
16:30Go to the ends, pose, come back, and then I'll go.
16:33If you say so.
16:37We'll give you the energy boost you need.
16:41We've got hard hitting clips.
16:43And again!
16:44And again!
16:45And again!
16:46And full body flips.
16:48Fantastic.
16:49Just say it like it is.
16:51Like a duffelmozer.
16:53Duffelwater.
16:54It's the same thing.
16:58This year's Islanders really are the goat.
17:02Oh!
17:04I'm not even trying that one.
17:06What the fuck is going on?
17:10Earlier we rudely interrupted Opie while talking about his favourite subject.
17:15Opie.
17:15But!
17:17What's Opie like?
17:19People always think I'm all right.
17:21I'm going to be uns uns all the time.
17:22But I'm actually like uns uns.
17:24You know what I mean?
17:25There's like, again, Ops is a different.
17:27Ops, Ops is a, I'm like an onion.
17:29You see that whole thing with Shrek?
17:31I'm like an onion.
17:32Ops is an onion.
17:33Caption that.
17:34Opie's onions.
17:35Is that going to be the Opie's onions?
17:38Not sure likening yourself to a vegetable that stinks and makes people cry is a great idea,
17:43Opie.
17:43But you do you.
17:50Islander Ellie is flying the flag for Scotland this year and she expected a language barrier
17:55at Mallorca airport, but not inside the villa.
17:58Is Shrek Scottish?
17:59Yeah.
18:00Is who Shrek?
18:01Yeah.
18:01That's just a wild comment to just whack out with.
18:04That's a good point actually.
18:05I didn't think of that.
18:06Are you calling her Shrek?
18:07Shrek Scottish isn't he?
18:08You're in bed with Shrek.
18:09Well done.
18:11Fiona!
18:15Donkey.
18:16So what am I Shrek?
18:18Is that what, like what?
18:19You can be Fiona and then he can be Lord Farquaad.
18:22Lord Farquaad.
18:27Where is that ogre?
18:35Where is that ogre?
18:35That was a fab impression.
18:37Where is that ogre?
18:40Luckily she didn't turn into an ogre.
18:44And so Ellie discovered that a snog from Aiden wasn't true.
18:47Love's first kiss.
18:55I took one look at the paint job around that fire pit and thought to myself there's no way
18:59it could get any more blue.
19:04But it did get more blue for the first challenge of the series, phone roulette.
19:10One by one our islanders had to pick a phone out at random.
19:13Hello random.
19:15That phone then received a text containing a dare to be completed by the owner of the phone.
19:22Suck the toes of an islander of your choice.
19:29So let's do a call back and dial up the dares we didn't get to see.
19:37Samuraj!
19:39Oh here we go.
19:41Okay.
19:42Oh no.
19:44I'd suck all the toes again.
19:47Perform your favourite sex position with the islander you think would be best in bed.
19:53Oh no I'm scared.
20:00You've got to lie down though.
20:01And then put this leg over like this.
20:05I like this.
20:07I love that one too.
20:10Great position.
20:12Yeah does anyone know the actual like name for that?
20:15It's called the Samuraj Special.
20:20Lorenzo.
20:23Say who you think is in the wrong couple and who they should be with instead.
20:27Oh.
20:29Good question.
20:30The couple that I can't see working I'd probably say Sam and Robin.
20:34I don't think Sam's got to know Lola.
20:37I think Sam and Lola could be.
20:38Ooh.
20:40Could be a little vibe going on yeah.
20:42I think Robin should be with.
20:45I think she should be with George.
20:48Ooh.
20:50Because she likes George.
20:51Oh.
20:52Oh.
20:53Fucking hell.
20:54Did you miss him?
20:57I like Robin so.
20:58Yeah.
21:01Ellie.
21:08Have a three-way kiss with two boys you fancy the most
21:51I don't was a good kisser. Oh, it's a great kisser. Next time I'll do without Ellie
22:04after he spent the first night with his foot stuck in his mouth you'd think
22:07Lorenzo would have enjoyed that challenge but apparently not do you like
22:12no no no not normally who does I love it being done to me I don't think
22:31it's very nice babe but Jasmine what do you like about it what is it well it's
22:36nice in like sexual situations it's not nice as on a reg
22:42Tuesday afternoon where are those toes at?
22:45At the office getting a toe sucked
22:46Well Lorenzo would be a pro now so
22:49Not after that performance
22:51I think you can teach me
22:53Shall I?
22:54Yeah
22:56Maybe not
22:57Is it just the toe sucking or does the tongue run across the toes?
23:02Whatever you want, all of it
23:04Right
23:06But you're freaked out by feet
23:07What did you say?
23:09Are you freaked out by feet?
23:10Not freaked out by feet I just don't think that I just don't think much of feet
23:15I like a nice foot but I won't be like oh yeah that's a good foot
23:21Like I say I'm more about the arms
23:23Have you ever said that?
23:25Like I say it's like we're supposed to know
23:27Yeah skinny arms
23:29Skinny arms?
23:30Yes I told you that
23:31Anyone else fancy skinny arms?
23:33I'd ask for a show of hands but I'm afraid Lorenzo would suck those hands right up to the armpit
23:44Everyone knows that a coffee is not just a simple morning brew in the villa and that a latte is
23:48a love island love language
23:51And Aidan is worried he may be expressoing himself a little too much
23:55Where's the ice?
23:57Let's move
24:00How many ice cubes you want?
24:02One, two
24:04Four
24:04Four?
24:05Four
24:06It's gonna fall out the cup
24:08Two, please
24:09So making a coffee in the morning
24:12Basically it instigates you know that things are quite serious really
24:16It means you have you know you might have genuine feelings towards somebody
24:20Why is it there?
24:22What?
24:23Do you not fill it up?
24:24All the way to the top?
24:26Just try that, try that and I'll see if I fill it up
24:28Cause I don't know if you need more milk in there or coffee
24:36What's that?
24:37Is that a yay or a nay?
24:39No
24:39Do you want more milk in it or what?
24:42No
24:42That'd do wouldn't it?
24:43I need caramel
24:44Don't be fussy
24:46I'm not, I'm gonna just be caramel
24:48Don't be fussy
24:49I don't see it as a serious thing like making someone a coffee in the morning
24:52I think it's quite normal
24:54Cause I made her one this morning
24:56If I make everyone a coffee tomorrow
24:58It's kind of not seen as that serious
25:01Then I can like kind of ease my way out of it
25:04That's not gonna happen by the way
25:05I'm not gonna get up and make everyone a coffee
25:07If you do end up making coffees, Aidan
25:09I'll have a double shot
25:10Mocker chocker
25:11Diffrocker frapper
25:12Nacker De Niro
25:13Thank you
25:19The title of this next unseen clip is on the tip of my tongue
25:22Do you want to know a fun fact?
25:24Go on
25:24If you look at anything
25:26Your tongue knows exactly what it would feel like to lick it
25:30Are you flailing with me?
25:32No, that's right
25:34Well if you want to take it that way granted
25:36But I'm actually dead serious
25:37Like look at anything
25:38And imagine licking it
25:39Your tongue knows exactly what it's gonna be like
25:41Look at the net
25:41Look at the pillow
25:42It knows exactly what it'll feel like
25:44That's true of stimulating for my brain
25:45Isn't it?
25:46That's true of stimulating for my brain
25:47It's cool though
25:48Yeah it actually is
25:49To be fair that's a fun fact
25:51Never knew that
25:51Right
25:52Any other fun facts?
25:53Do you have any for me?
25:54I've got a fun fact for you Sean
25:55It's time for a break
25:57So we'll have to come back later and find out
26:00What's the fun fact?
26:16You're watching Love Island Unseen Bits
26:19So let's get this party started
26:22Do you want me to show you what I'm like to you Sean?
26:24I'll give you a shot
26:25Ok, ready?
26:26Tuna-tun tuna-tun tuna-tuns tuna-tun tuna-tun tuna-tun tuna-tun tuna-tun
26:31Yeah say letŠ°Šŗ
26:32That's me on the deck, please.
26:40We've danced back through the last seven days of the amazing bits that didn't get picked.
26:45Have I got a bogey?
26:47Definitely in there.
26:48Mate, well, go blow your nose.
26:49No, can you pick it out?
26:50Can you fuck off?
26:52These New Islanders are always ready for a close-up.
26:56Oh, you fucker.
26:59They certainly know how to strike a pose.
27:01What's that called?
27:03That's the damatog.
27:05You've dushed your head.
27:07Are you all right, babe?
27:09Where's the down?
27:10It's Love Island Unseen Mertz.
27:16Before the break, Sean was about to impart another fun fact.
27:19Any other fun facts?
27:21Do you have any for me?
27:21So go on then, Sean.
27:24What's the fun fact?
27:27Vote me.
27:28Right, a platypus.
27:30What the fuck's a platypus?
27:31Oh my god, a perioded platypus.
27:33Phineas and Ferb.
27:34Phineas and Ferb.
27:35Yeah, so you do know.
27:35Yeah, yeah, yeah.
27:36So a platypus, does it sweat water, blood, or milk?
27:44Water.
27:44Milk.
27:45Milk?
27:46It sweats out milk, isn't it?
27:47How the fuck do you know that?
27:49I like platypus.
27:50No, I don't know.
27:51I can't remember.
27:51I think I heard it at a table quiz before.
27:53To be fair, though, you're not a teacher.
27:55Yeah, I don't teach the kids that, don't I?
27:57Today we're platypuses.
28:01The girls are wasting no time.
28:03It may only be week one, but they're already discussing their type on paper.
28:06But I read, like, chick flicks, you know, when they're, like, nothingy.
28:09They're not, like, you're reading, like, psychological books.
28:12Like, that's so different to me.
28:13I'm just like...
28:13I'm a Colleen Hoover type of girl.
28:16Oh, I do like that.
28:16Look what I like.
28:17We're literally book club, guys.
28:20Yeah, you're not out, BBC Four.
28:22We could also do highbrow.
28:27I love Claire Douglas.
28:29There's, like, murder, mystery.
28:30Ooh.
28:33I'm such a Bridget Jones girl.
28:35Nah.
28:36I don't know who, but I'm a self-help kind of book.
28:38I find myself help because I'm like, I low-key know half of this already.
28:41Yeah, but I'm like, yeah, this is kind of basic knowledge.
28:42It's like, you should know this shit.
28:44Like, who doesn't know this haram, they're living their life not knowing this stuff.
28:47You just continue your book chats, I'm going to go.
28:49No, but we were saying, like, hey, everyone.
28:53Are you dipping your feet in?
28:55Yeah.
28:57What are you guys chatting about?
28:58They were talking about books, and I'm not going to lie, don't read.
29:01Then you came over here, you were like, nah.
29:02I don't read at all.
29:03She's like, nah, nah.
29:04Forget this shit.
29:04What's your favourite novel of the 20th century?
29:06We're talking about books as well.
29:08Ah, fuck off.
29:08We're actually talking about foreign literature.
29:10Yeah.
29:10The Swedish kind.
29:11These are taking a chance.
29:13Yeah, the Swedish literature is really interesting.
29:15We're thinking about taking a trip to the library.
29:18Just to see the museums and the culture.
29:20Yeah, all the culture.
29:21So much culture to take in.
29:23I don't mind not reading.
29:25I read a book during the lockdown.
29:28What?
29:29I've came over here to avoid the book conversation, and you're like, oh, I read a book.
29:33I'm actually just going to go sit on myself.
29:35Ellie is thinking that this is not the under the covers actions she signed up for.
29:45Robin may be a proud scouser, but that doesn't mean she knows whereabouts in the UK Liverpool
29:49actually is.
29:51You're going to have to teach me some slanking.
29:52I'm serious.
29:53Because when we get out and I come down, and we have to go out, and when I have to
29:57go out,
29:57and when I have to go out, and I'm going to have to go out and...
29:58Scotland's up with me.
29:59Is it?
30:06You come up, babe.
30:07You come on right down.
30:09You come up.
30:10Well, when I come down.
30:13Up.
30:16When I come off, when I come off, when I...
30:20You're fine.
30:21It's a way.
30:22Sorry.
30:23Sorry, I don't like bugs.
30:24You don't like bugs?
30:25Then you shouldn't be watching this next Unseen Bet, Robin.
30:28It's...
30:30Islanders get scared by something.
30:34What?
30:35Do you know what I like?
30:36I like, like, like...
30:38That bug is literally...
30:41No one's actually pulled me up.
30:45But...
30:45Can you...
30:46Oh, my God.
30:47He likes you.
30:48Do you know what?
30:49They don't fuck around, do they?
30:50They just come right at you.
30:52It's so nice to have someone come in and just be, like, a man.
30:57A man?
30:58WHISTLE BLOWS
31:00Like, honestly, if I had chopsticks, if I had...
31:02I'd have fucking caught that.
31:03Like, I think we're just, like...
31:05Oh, my God.
31:05Sorry, that is a ginormous wasp.
31:07I've been just attracting people who've got perfume and stuff on.
31:09Fuck's sake.
31:11Oh.
31:13No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
31:15You're obsessing me.
31:17I need her to take one for the team.
31:19WHISTLE BLOWS
31:20WHISTLE BLOWS
31:20WHISTLE BLOWS
31:21Where is it?
31:21You're all right, you're all right.
31:22It landed on my face.
31:23I just saw that happen.
31:25Oh.
31:25In 4K, what the hell?
31:28That is a must.
31:28Did you see it on my face?
31:30It literally landed on my face.
31:32You guys, it slapped me, I know if you have...
31:33It hurt.
31:34I'm not joking.
31:35That I should do.
31:36Yeah.
31:36Like, one day, I'll just come over and I'll give you, like,
31:38I'll brought you a gift.
31:40Just that...
31:41Get it off me.
31:43AHHHHH!
31:46Why didn't you get it off me?
31:49I just want to see what he's going to do.
31:49He's coming back for revenge.
31:50I think that was the same one.
31:54I was quite calm.
31:55Like, whatever happened, happened.
31:58But now I'm, like, ready to...
32:01What is that?
32:02Whoa!
32:03It just fell.
32:05Whoa, wait, take a picture of it.
32:07Oh, it's islanders.
32:09Take a pic with something.
32:13I'll take a pic of you taking a pic of him.
32:15Come on.
32:15And then I'm going to take a pic of you taking a pic of...
32:17Me taking a pic.
32:26Pick it up.
32:28That's massive.
32:28Don't pick that up.
32:29You just told him to pick it up.
32:31Yeah, I changed my mind.
32:34Beetle catching.
32:35We don't know if it's poisonous.
32:41I don't know that shit.
32:42If you don't like it, Opie, then don't do a photo shoot with a dung beetle.
32:52It's the first week and already the terrorists have seen some serious lip action.
32:57Oh, man.
33:07Good.
33:27But what I'd like to know is what sweet nothings were uttered to set the romantic tone.
33:36Shut up. I swear to God I need to pee. You can just take in stuff.
33:42Are you leaving me already? He's literally leaving me already. He's like, I need a way.
33:49How romantic.
34:13Oh, the romance.
34:20I was quite flattered to hear that Lorenzo was talking to Ellie about one of the funniest people to come
34:25out of Scotland.
34:26Which one of you has taken a shit?
34:28What?
34:32Disgusting.
34:33She's great, that woman. She put Scotland on the map.
34:35Yeah, what an icon.
34:38Do you know her?
34:39No.
34:40Do I know her?
34:41Do you know the woman that asks if her kids have got her taken a shit?
34:45No, I don't know her.
34:46Wish I did, though.
34:47I'm going to sing Shall Lied by Shall Lied.
34:53We did re-enact him.
35:02No, I need to see it, like, front on.
35:03Oh, you must see it.
35:04Right, right.
35:05Right, hold on.
35:06So, what character do you want first?
35:09The wee lassie.
35:10There's two?
35:11No, the one that's sitting did nothing.
35:14Right, you ready?
35:27I'm going to sing Shall Lied by Shall Lied.
35:34This is like year 11 drama.
35:37Right, so you're stinky.
35:38Oh no, you saw it, you saw it, you saw it.
35:40Right, go, go, go.
35:42Which one of you has done that shit?
35:46And then you have to say, was it me?
35:48Was it me?
35:49Was it fucking one of you?
35:51Disgusting!
35:55Sorry.
35:56Oh good brother.
35:57Hello?
35:59Do you make her laugh?
36:01No.
36:02I don't.
36:04What are you doing about me?
36:04Go.
36:07Do you know what I mean?
36:08It's a bit much.
36:10I think it's a bit over the top now.
36:11What's so funny?
36:13Yeah Yasmin, that's so funny if you ask me, it's disgusting!
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37:56Everyone say cheese!
37:58Or better still, everyone say Love Island Unseen Bits!
38:07We're here to throw back to things you wish you had seen.
38:14Like that big ledge behind you, Yaz.
38:17Bloody!
38:18Ow!
38:19It's a programme that's easy to dip into.
38:23Oh, you've just put your hand up!
38:25Alright, listen, that's the least of my problems right now.
38:30It's a show that proves that when life sends you lemons, you can make lemonade.
38:35Fuck off!
38:36Yeah!
38:37At last, a talent that Opie hasn't mastered.
38:40It's Love Island Unseen Bits!
38:46I heard two of the girls walking past my voiceover booth yesterday saying,
38:49that Aidan, what a melt!
38:51I think it might have been something to do with this unseen bite.
38:54That looks good.
38:55That looks good.
38:56Boyd Ramsey!
38:56Don't it, doesn't it?
38:57Smells good too, don't it?
38:58Is this mine, but it's yours?
38:59You're right.
39:00You're right.
39:02Are you joking, man?
39:05Can we share it?
39:09Has this been robbed?
39:11It's just been robbed, mate.
39:12I know.
39:13It's alright.
39:13Make another one.
39:15Oh, it's a bit soggy on that.
39:16It's a bit soggy!
39:19It's got a soggy bottom.
39:20Don't moan, babe.
39:22What's she say?
39:23It's a bit soggy.
39:24Bring it back here, then.
39:26Sorry, Aidan.
39:27It looks like your reputation as a chef is toast.
39:31I want to give the girls...
39:32Is it a sandwich?
39:34Can I have some?
39:34Oh, my God!
39:36That is the best thing I've ever tasted.
39:43That's so good.
39:45I've got full on shivers.
39:48Do you want to have that?
39:49I would.
39:50She would?
39:51Yes, she would.
39:52How fucking good is that?
39:54Mm.
39:54How good is this?
39:58That's my favourite thing in the world.
40:07Incredible from him.
40:11He's an amazing man.
40:13Well, this is a Love Island first.
40:15A girl that likes a cheesy fella who strings her along.
40:2424 hours after they entered the villa, the truth came out about George and Yasmin's secret mission from Maya.
40:31Islanders, Yasmin and George entered the villa yesterday. They have been keeping a secret.
40:36No, I don't think it's funny, you know.
40:38Well, that's what you were wrong, Yasmin. It was funny. First, everyone pulled a funny face. And then there was
40:45this priceless bit of comedy timing as Samraj and Ellie were sent packing.
40:52Alien Samraj, it's not over yet. A second chance is coming.
40:57Is this a joke?
40:58It is a joke, Samraj. I told you this was funny.
41:02The games have begun.
41:04I'm ready.
41:05Also ready were two brand new bombshells. So Ellie and Samraj went from dumped to double dates.
41:13And here are some delicious unseen bits that you didn't get to see.
41:18Nice!
41:19Lovely, innit?
41:19Sorry, what was your name?
41:20Cavan.
41:21Cavan, yeah, the K. It's different, innit?
41:23Oh, Cavan?
41:24Cavan, yeah.
41:24I sound horrible saying that.
41:26Where are you from? You got me with an accent?
41:28Have a guess.
41:30Welsh.
41:31No.
41:31No?
41:32Scottish?
41:32Yeah.
41:3350, 50, innit?
41:3450, 50, 50.
41:35I was going to say close enough, but it's a mile last.
41:37Done this before?
41:38I'm a model, darling. I'm used to the cameras. Make sure you get my good side, OK?
41:43Cheers.
41:43To us.
41:44Cheers.
41:45Indeed.
41:46Sorry.
41:47I just went away.
41:50Yeah, I need to put this down. I actually can't see that fucking thing.
41:53I should have got that bow ties down, cos I'm splitting that down on the way night.
41:56It's OK, there's a fire.
41:57Yeah, I was going to say, you don't want that, you think?
41:59I just looked shit.
42:00Let's do this.
42:01What's going to happen?
42:02Come on, let's go.
42:03Oh.
42:04It's fine.
42:08Pfft.
42:09Did you just suck your ass?
42:10It hit my head.
42:10You know what!
42:16It's back.
42:18It's time for...
42:19Gabrielle Bonanza!
42:22I asked our ancestors to show me their party tricks.
42:26Party tricks.
42:27I don't know.
42:30I could do the moon walk.
42:34Mate, that was shit to be fair.
42:36I have the world's crappiest party tricks, which I'm going to show you guys, because the world needs to see
42:43it.
42:52Tezza!
42:58I think I've got one.
43:01Two legs up, and then like this, make it rain.
43:05So, this one bends a lot worse than this one, but this one's pure mingin'.
43:14Tense my abs. I think having abs is the party trick, so...
43:20Eh?
43:26Maybe? I don't know.
43:33Oops. It goes like this.
43:50I've got really bendy, wendy hands, so I can do this weird thing.
43:54I can do the magic mic one, where I jump in the air and I grind on the floor.
44:00Oh!
44:01Oh!
44:01Oh no!
44:03I think we're okay.
44:07I'm sorry.
44:09Is it alright?
44:10Is that one or I should do it again?
44:12Maybe not.
44:15Come back next week for some more...
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