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00:06Thank you so much.
00:57MUSIC CONTINUES
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02:26MUSIC CONTINUES
02:30In my class, average actually means average.
02:34That is why 70% of you got a C-plus or lower.
02:37It's a fucking jock class.
02:39Like, why am I being forced to try?
02:40I probably failed.
02:41Oh, I definitely did.
02:43You think we can still try it, bro?
02:45I can't.
02:46I need this for my major.
02:48Relax.
02:49Sure, your coach will convince Tolbert to get creative with your grading system.
02:54Jocks.
02:55So pretty.
02:57So entitled.
02:58Aren't you above stereotypes?
03:00Babe, I'm trying to be below one of those stereotypes.
03:04Maybe behind.
03:06And none of you star athletes should expect any special treatment.
03:09You knew what your practice schedule looked like before you signed up for this class, Mr. Maxwell.
03:13Hmm.
03:14Me?
03:14No, I was just curious about extra credit opportunities to, you know, learn more.
03:19You can learn from your next assignment.
03:21Oral presentations.
03:23Okay.
03:24Yeah, definitely dropping it.
03:28Thanks.
03:29Perfect.
03:30Another D.
03:31So, how'd you do?
03:34No, I'm good.
03:35Girl.
03:36Really?
03:37Yeah, I wrote in like an hour or so.
03:42Fucking hell, you aced it?
03:44I knew it.
03:45Show me.
03:46Do you mind?
03:47What?
03:49Only you get to look at things you shouldn't.
03:51Okay.
03:52Now that we got that covered, anybody want to have you to guess as to what we will be discussing
03:56today?
04:02There goes your manic pixie dream boy.
04:04Stop.
04:04Justin Cole's not my anything.
04:06It's not too late.
04:07It's not too late.
04:09You are intolerable.
04:11Did she do it?
04:12Did she talk to Justin Cole?
04:13No, no.
04:13She's too busy pining wistfully from afar.
04:16He has literally no idea who I am, okay?
04:18Am I supposed to just bling myself at him?
04:19Yes.
04:20Mona!
04:20I've said maybe two words to the guy, and they weren't even good words.
04:23Yana, you love his music, and you've been crushing on him for weeks.
04:26Mona!
04:26The soundtrack's at five.
04:27You're on at nine, okay?
04:28Eight words.
04:29Ever.
04:30Hey, Mona.
04:32Who's Mona?
04:33I think you.
04:37I'm not Mona.
04:38It is an M, though, right?
04:40Not even close.
04:41What do you want, Garrett Graham?
04:43Pedals to walk on?
04:44Maybe another fancy gym that costs thousands of dollars, even though the theater department
04:48is literally falling apart.
04:49Hmm.
04:51So, uh, I failed that paper.
04:53Sounds like a lot of people did.
04:55And I was thinking it'd be great if I didn't fail again.
04:59So.
05:01Is there a question in there?
05:02There's a question.
05:03I don't think I heard a question.
05:05No.
05:05You guys are late for a scene study.
05:07All right, go.
05:07I'll see you at dinner.
05:09Bye, Mona.
05:11I need your help.
05:13Wow.
05:14What?
05:16See, usually with questions, voices kind of go up at the end, and your voice didn't do
05:20that, so.
05:21Okay.
05:22Could you, pretty pleased with sugar on top, help me study so that I don't fail spectacularly?
05:27Better.
05:28But no.
05:30Come on.
05:31Do me a solid.
05:32I mean, you kind of owe me for that sneak peek.
05:34Kate, that was an honest mistake.
05:36Was it?
05:37I mean, tons of girls would have paid good money for the view you got, so.
05:40Okay, I'm scarred for life.
05:41If anything, you owe me.
05:43Well, I have to ace the oral presentation or I can't play.
05:46Okay, believe it or not, I have my own priorities that have nothing to do with fire hockey.
05:49Find another tutor, dude.
05:56Turns out I'm still 20, when I'm acting middle-aged.
06:00Same old conversation, all this small talk that I hate.
06:05And I never thought I'd say it, but I'm sick of everyone.
06:10I need to sweat it out.
06:12I need to have some fun.
06:15Get the cards, get the cards, get the cards, get the cards to the club.
06:18Go to the dance and the boys gonna love this.
06:21Pickin' their lips, wishin' they had them big boy hands all on my hips.
06:26Everybody's awesome drugs, everybody wants some love.
06:30I don't want shit, I don't need to chase that hit.
06:33As long as I got my boys and girls, I'm rich.
06:36Oh, shit.
07:10Hey, wanted to talk to me?
07:12If this is about being late, I have a new idea for a shortcut.
07:19Oh.
07:20Oh, you have your bad news face.
07:24It's your scholarship.
07:26It's not happening this year.
07:28What?
07:29Budget cuts don't even get me started.
07:32No, we're three weeks into the semester.
07:34How can...
07:35No, no, they can't.
07:37No.
07:37We'll get you an appointment with the financial aid office.
07:39They can help.
07:41No, they're just going to give me another work-study job.
07:43I can barely do all my schoolwork as it is.
07:46Oh, my God.
07:48Okay, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
07:49Don't stop breathing.
07:50You need air to process and live.
07:53Yeah, I also need money.
07:55Is there another scholarship I could apply for?
07:58Another classical composition scholarship?
08:02Well, I could switch concentrations.
08:05Performance?
08:05Girl, we both know you're a much stronger composer than clarinetist.
08:09And there's no money in classical.
08:11Well, jazz.
08:12Jazz.
08:12I could write jazz.
08:14Even less money.
08:16Right?
08:16What do I do?
08:18Well, let's chat again on Monday after you've had a few days to sit with this.
08:21Hey, Hannah, we're going to get through it, okay?
08:30I could write pop.
08:32First place comes with a scholarship, right?
08:34Right, but...
08:35You just said that I'm a stronger composer than clarinetist moments ago.
08:38And I wrote an outstanding piece on pop harmonies in your music theory class freshman year.
08:44I mean, your word, outstanding.
08:46It's true.
08:47Not many people can write so eloquently about the harmonic vocal identities and the work of One Direction.
08:53Yeah, see?
08:53Yeah, I can totally pop.
08:55How hard can it be, really?
08:56Famous last words.
08:58Because the competition, it's pretty steep, Hannah.
09:00No, I can do this.
09:02I will do this.
09:06Okay.
09:07Bring some ideas into class.
09:09We'll talk.
09:11Okay.
09:22Dean!
09:25Dean!
09:27Where you at?
09:30Dean!
09:31Do not give me the silent treatment.
09:33He's taking the world's longest shower.
09:36Still.
09:36At least the door's shut this time.
09:39Logan!
09:41Drains clogged again.
09:42No shit.
09:43Finish your fucking shower.
09:44I'll come fix it.
09:46Dean!
09:47Come help with the kegs.
09:49Told you.
09:50I'll be right down.
09:51Yeah, but when?
09:55You want me to come down naked, Tucker?
09:58Because I'll do it.
09:59You sure will.
10:00Never mind.
10:01Forget I have.
10:05Baby, Garrett will help.
10:06Where the fuck is Garrett?
10:08Hmm.
10:10Guys?
10:16Hey, what's up, bud?
10:17Hey, what's up, dude?
10:19Garrett!
10:20Hey.
10:23Yo, Garrett!
10:25What's up, bud?
10:25What's up?
10:26Can't wait for the evening game tomorrow.
10:27Let's go.
10:30Ladies?
10:31Hey!
10:31I'm a good spirit.
10:33Demon?
10:41Smells good, sir.
10:46Dean?
10:47Dean?
10:48Yo, can't you see I'm cooking, man?
10:50Say it, bro.
10:52I just fixed the shower again.
10:54Give you one guess.
10:56Oh, jeez.
10:57Well, that could be anyone.
10:59Fuck, dude.
11:00It's obviously yours, bud.
11:01Don't look at me.
11:02What?
11:03Okay, shower sex is hot.
11:04What's the next time a drain gets clogged in this house?
11:06You get to fix it.
11:06Yeah, like Dean's ever snaked a drain.
11:08Have you ever snaked a drain?
11:10I know what snaking a drain is.
11:12I mean, that counts, right?
11:13Hey, what are these dainty fucking sandwiches you're making tuck?
11:16It's a house party.
11:17We need dippables.
11:18I'm sorry, did you just...
11:19Yeah, he just said, uh, dippables?
11:22Dippables?
11:22Dippables.
11:23Okay.
11:24Dippables.
11:25Dippables.
11:25Okay, okay, okay, okay.
11:27Walk into that one.
11:28No, nothing for you, Logan.
11:29If you're gonna make all my food, but I...
11:30You're beautiful, man.
11:31You look great.
11:33What are we listening to?
11:39There we go.
11:43Hey, can you play something from this Millennium, please?
11:46This is a classic.
11:54Would not have pegged you for an oldies guy.
11:58Kendall?
12:00Grand.
12:03Got you a refill?
12:05One's my max.
12:07Night before game.
12:09You're so strict.
12:11Are you also strict about non-alcoholic kinds of fun?
12:17Like what?
12:29I'm so into you.
12:31Oh, I can barely breathe.
12:34And all I wanna do is to fall in need.
12:40Close ain't close enough till we cross the line.
12:45So maybe we're gonna get to play.
12:47Hey, so for your pop showcase tour de force,
12:50are we feeling folklore vibes or mayhem?
12:53I don't know.
12:53I feel like I'm more of a tailor than a GoPro.
12:56You haven't fallen in love enough times to be a tailor.
12:58Yes, I have.
13:00With who?
13:03Okay, fine.
13:04Exactly.
13:05You never have crushes.
13:06The fact that you are down bad for Justin Cole
13:09is totally a sign that he's special.
13:11So, be a tailor and do something about it.
13:24Okay, have you seen him?
13:26He's so much easier to look at than talk to.
13:29Come on, just because he can play the guitar
13:30and has tiny tattoos
13:32doesn't make him some untouchable rock god.
13:35What are you afraid of?
13:39I don't know.
13:40Okay, maybe I talk to him
13:41and his accent makes me melt
13:43and it goes terribly.
13:45Or he's just not interested
13:47and then I never feel this way about anyone ever again.
13:51Or maybe...
13:59I'm not you, Ali.
14:01I can't just find a husband day one of college.
14:04I can't talk to a guy like it's no big deal.
14:07I walked in on Garrett Graham in the shower
14:09and I fell over a laundry cart.
14:10You did what?
14:11I don't want to talk about it.
14:12You saw Garrett Graham naked?
14:15What did he look like?
14:17He looked naked
14:18and then I fell
14:19which is my point.
14:21I can't do this.
14:23Okay, I have an idea.
14:24Literally everyone's going to block party tomorrow
14:26including Justin, probably.
14:29When's an easier time to talk to a guy than a party?
14:31Well, I don't like parties.
14:32But you love music?
14:35No, I need to work on my showcase song.
14:37That's an excuse.
14:38And you know it.
14:39No, it's not.
14:40I want to present a demo in my class next week.
14:42It's a whole and all-nighter.
14:43I'm spending the night at Sean's anyway.
14:45You'll have the place to yourself.
14:47No, but...
14:47No, Hannah.
14:48I'm not letting you off the hook this time.
14:50If you want to be a tailor,
14:51you have to take a risk.
15:10I want you like the pills
15:12behind the counter that hit.
15:13I want you so bad
15:15my fingers shook with it
15:16and we could have all of the money in the world
15:19but all the money in the world
15:20couldn't buy us this.
15:22Get somebody else
15:24if we're here in the world
15:26who don't want to do with them the same.
15:29I don't have any money
15:30that could be a mess
15:32if the things that we're going to do
15:34they don't know what we will.
15:35I change my head
15:37I change your clothes
15:38My cheek tattoos
15:40I feel like them
15:41Kiss me till my lips are bruised
15:44I promise no one's watching me
15:47Not just a body
15:49or somebody
15:50What a body
15:51or somebody to me
15:54Not just a body
15:55or somebody
15:56or somebody
15:57want your body on me
16:00Not just a body
16:01or somebody
16:02or somebody
16:03or somebody
16:04or somebody
16:08or somebody
16:09or somebody
16:10or somebody
16:10or somebody
16:10or somebody
16:10or somebody
16:11or somebody
16:11or somebody
16:11or somebody
16:12or somebody
16:13or somebody
16:13or somebody
16:13or somebody
16:13or somebody
16:14or somebody
16:15or somebody
16:16or somebody
16:16or somebody
16:29Your thing is through my head
16:31People talk, I know they do
16:34Just let them talk about me
16:39Not a body, not a body
16:42You're somebody to me
16:44You're somebody, you're somebody
16:46You're somebody, you're somebody
16:47You're somebody, you're somebody
16:50You're somebody, you're somebody
16:52Oh!
16:53Oh!
17:06I've missed you
17:13I've been busy at practice
17:15Yeah, no, it's not a judgment
17:18I just missed you
17:28Did you miss me?
17:31Um...
17:32Wow, okay, guess I misread this
17:36No
17:38Well, I mean, yeah, you kind of did
17:40But, you know, Kendall
17:42I've been very upfront
17:43My whole life is morning workouts, class, practice, repeat
17:48The whole team has practice, Garrett
17:50Okay, they still have lives
17:51Yeah, I mean, well, none of them were drafted by the Bruins
17:55So you're special
17:56What? That's not...
17:58No, I was just made captain
18:00So the Bruins are watching every game
18:02How I play, how I behave
18:04I can't lose focus
18:06So, like I said before
18:08All I can offer is casual
18:09Yeah, well, I don't want that anymore
18:12Okay, I...
18:14I want to be your girlfriend
18:16Why?
18:19I...
18:20I mean, like, what I mean is I
18:23What's my favorite band?
18:25My major
18:27How do I like my coffee?
18:30What's my mother's name?
18:33Look, I don't know any of those answers about you
18:35Either
18:36So maybe
18:38You just want to be with the guy headed to the NHL
18:41Or you've deluded yourself into thinking
18:43That I'm someone I never pretended to be
18:45But, um, either way
18:48You deserve better
18:51Fuck you, Garrett
18:59Yeah, fuck me
19:14All right, there's a lot of hype around these young guys
19:16And the Bruins are putting a lot of faith
19:18A lot of stock
19:18In Garrett Graham
19:20He has the ability
19:21And the potential
19:22To be a generational player
19:23Wow, really?
19:25Garrett is the type of player
19:26Who has that tenacity
19:27But I'm betting
19:28That Garrett Graham
19:29Proves me right
19:30If you've got a lady
19:32And you want her gone
19:34But you ain't got the guts
19:38She keeps me
19:39And that you're not in danger
19:41I want the dry and nuts
19:45For a fee
19:46I'm happy to be
19:48You're a bad old man
19:51Come on
19:51Hey!
20:02That was a good one
20:02I'll take it
20:03Oh, I take it back
20:10Move, move, move
20:11Move, come on
20:12Come on
20:17You know what I mean?
20:20Come on
20:33We weren't dating
20:34We kind of were
20:35Yeah, you and Kendall have been hooking up all semester
20:38How says
20:40Nay
20:41Nay
20:41Nay
20:42Okay, Dean agrees with you
20:44Which kind of just proves that you're wrong
20:45Fuck
20:46You know, I don't have to take this slander
20:48I am a responsible, upstanding member of society
20:51Dean
20:54I'll be ready in 30 minutes
20:5730 minutes?
20:58Maybe an hour?
20:59That's ambitious
21:00He gets a half hour
21:01If he's any longer than that
21:02We're leaving without him
21:03Thanks, Doug
21:03Yes, sir
21:08Is your dad?
21:11Yeah
21:18Look, I know he can, uh, be a dick
21:28No, he's more than a dick
21:29Okay
21:31But he's still your dad
21:36All he cares about is hockey
21:39You know, I only matter because
21:41I am him
21:42I'm just a mini fucking Phil Graham
21:44Yeah, man
21:45I mean, all you'd have to do is win a Stanley Cup
21:48A Norris trophy or two
21:49Spend more time in your hair than a Kardashian
21:51And bam, yeah, you're just like him
21:55Hey
21:58Your dad was great
21:59Everybody knows it
22:01But no one is expecting you to be him
22:06He is
22:08All our parents have expectations, G
22:11Shit, I'd kill for my dad to even be into hockey
22:13Let alone a damn legend
22:15Alright?
22:16But we're not doing this for them
22:20We're doing this because we love it
22:23Right?
22:31Yeah
22:33Thanks, man
22:34Take a shower, you smell like shit
22:36Fine
23:05I can't pull an all-nighter in my room, I'll fall asleep
23:08Fair enough
23:09How's it coming?
23:11I have a melody
23:12No lyrics, though
23:14Well, that's great
23:15That's, like, halfway done, right?
23:17No, not really
23:18Lyrics are kind of a big thing in pop
23:20That's why classical is easier
23:22Dude, I have seen your sheet music
23:24Classical is not easier
23:27Definitely is
23:29Well, have you ever written a pop song before?
23:32Uh, not since high school
23:34I don't come back to you
23:35Just riding a bike
23:38Yeah, maybe
23:40Hey
23:42Be nice to my friend Hannah
23:44You just started writing
23:45These things take time, right?
23:50What if I can't?
23:51I'll
23:52What if I write a terrible song
23:55And I fail a pop showcase
23:56And I can't afford my tuition next semester
23:59You know, like, what if you're right?
24:01If I don't fall in love
24:03I can't be a tailor that can write a perfect song
24:05About love and life and heartbreak
24:08Hey, hey, you are setting the bar way too high
24:11I mean, of course you're gonna fall in love
24:14Someday
24:15Maybe it'll be with Justin
24:17Maybe someone else
24:20No, I've just been staring at this blank page
24:22All night, and I have literally no idea
24:25What it should be about
24:27What did you write about in high school?
24:29What?
24:29You said you wrote in high school
24:31What'd you write about?
24:39Yeah?
24:39Yeah?
24:42Nothing
24:43It's dumb
24:47Well
24:48Something will come to you, okay?
24:51Just give it time
24:52Yeah
24:55Hey, out of curiosity
24:57You weren't supposed to open at Malone's today, right?
25:04Shit
25:27There you are
25:31Sorry, Bella
25:32All the time
25:33I ain't as young as I fucking used to be
25:36I know
25:36I can't handle this all on my own, you know?
25:39No, no, I'm sorry
25:39I'm sorry
25:40Hey
25:40See you there
25:41After the game
25:44Oh, there you are
25:45You're not having to make something you can borrow it
25:46Let me get to you
25:48Ah, hello
25:53Hi
25:55Hi
25:56Hi
25:57Hi
25:57Picking up a takeaway order for Justin Cobb?
26:01Yeah, yeah, no, I know who you are
26:04We've spoken, kind of
26:07Your band is really good
26:10Yeah, thanks
26:12I'm not like a creepy soccer fan or anything
26:14I work here
26:15So I've heard you
26:16Say good
26:17It's a uniform
26:20Right
26:22I carried a watermelon
26:25What?
26:27It's dirty dancing
26:29Jennifer Grey's this really awkward moment with Patrick Swayze
26:32When I
26:34Sorry, never mind
26:35Yeah, obviously I work here
26:38Look, I'm kind of in a rush
26:39Can I
26:39Oh my god
26:40Yeah
26:40Yeah, sorry
26:41Thank you
26:42Yeah
26:44Bye
26:46Smooth
26:48I carried a watermelon
26:49Did anyone ever tell you that eavesdropping is rude?
26:52Did anyone ever tell you that your references are dated?
26:54It's a classic
26:56I just came over here to see if we could place an order
26:58Or is it like a self-serve kind of day?
27:01I'll be right with you
27:03You know, you shouldn't fawn over him
27:05What?
27:06That guy
27:06You're too available
27:07Like the girls throwing themselves at you over there
27:09That's a different scenario
27:10I don't do girlfriends
27:12They know that
27:12Okay, well congratulations Casanova
27:14But I don't need your help
27:16Refill?
27:17Yeah, please
27:17Yeah
27:20What if I paid you?
27:22I was to take your dating advice
27:23It could tutor me, nerd
27:25You could just ask my name
27:27Usually, girls just tell me
27:30Come on, I'll pay you anything
27:31You're the only one who got an A on that paper
27:33So?
27:35So?
27:35I need to play
27:36Why?
27:37Because you get off on beating people up?
27:39What?
27:41Hockey is the only non-combat sport
27:43That doesn't eject its players for fighting
27:44It celebrates it
27:45When a team is down and points
27:47An actual strategy is to pick a fight for morale
27:52Sorry
27:53I'm sure you're not a bad guy
27:54I just
27:55Don't like hockey
27:57Yeah
27:59Yeah
28:16Hey
28:17Just talk to him
28:19You're all right
28:21You're all right
28:24Papa Graham
28:25De Laurentiis
28:26Great hit of McManus last week
28:29Bet that kid felt it in his bones
28:31Well, you know
28:31Gotta keep my boy's back
28:33I like it
28:34Tucker, you're looking good out there
28:36You're really finding your rhythm with the line
28:37Thanks, Mr. Graham
28:38We'll see you in the stands this afternoon
28:40Wouldn't miss it
28:44Mr. Graham
28:45Logan
28:47Looking handsome as ever
28:48You too, man
28:49Good to see you
28:52Yeah
28:57Saw that you made captain
29:00About time
29:03I'm a junior
29:03Better late than never
29:08Did you drive all the way out here to congratulate me
29:10Or make me feel like I fucked up somehow
29:11Look, I tried calling you earlier
29:13But you don't answer
29:16I'm not here to fight
29:17Can we just go inside?
29:19No, no thanks
29:21Garrett
29:22Dad
29:23Fine
29:26Cindy and I are getting married
29:31You've been dating for like two seconds
29:33Six months
29:34That's not any better
29:35Does she even fucking know you?
29:37Watch it
29:38I don't have any time for this
29:39We have a game today
29:40I know
29:41Eastwood
29:42Our biggest rivals
29:43She wants to meet you
29:44Your timing is fucking shit
29:45If you would just see a damn...
29:46I didn't answer my phone
29:47Because I don't want to talk to you
29:49You told me your news
29:50Congratulations
29:50I'll see you at the wedding
29:52Make you a man
29:52Make you a honeymoon
29:54Boy
29:55Real
29:55Boy
29:56Father
29:58Tour
29:58Please welcome
30:02your
30:03Very own
30:04Brian
30:05Yo
30:09YOO-HAAAA!
30:27I think he has the potential, honestly, to have a bigger impact than Phil ever had.
30:36All right, I can't wait to hear what Phil has to say about that.
30:39I'm in the lane, and I'm breaking away.
30:41If you're not working, you're taking up space.
30:43I'm at the table a thousand to play.
30:45He's going to talk to you now.
30:56Eric Graham is a bigger player.
30:58I think he can play that mean, physical game,
31:01but he needs to be consistent.
31:03What do you know, G?
31:07Hey, come on, bro! Get your head in it!
31:14His dad certainly taught him everything he knows, right?
31:17Phil Graham's physicality was brutal, and he's always on the warpath.
31:21You're making Daddy proud, Graham?
31:27Fuck!
31:37It's the morning.
31:38I'm good.
31:39Let's go, Graham.
31:40Get the ball.
31:45I am curious to see what kind of player
31:47Garrett Graham turns out to be.
31:56He said that?
31:58You know, Garrett doesn't do the girlfriend thing.
32:00He also doesn't do the repeat hookup thing.
32:02He's been hooking up since summer.
32:03Whatever, good friends.
32:04And honestly, he's playing like shit.
32:07Yo, Graham's playing like shit.
32:08I told you they're fucking losers.
32:11Let's hope they keep at it.
32:12We'll destroy them.
32:13Hell yeah.
32:15Let me get some of that, Delaney.
32:16Got you, bro.
32:40Let's go.
33:09Let's go.
33:10Look at that, man.
33:11They're beating us.
33:12Oh!
33:13Hey, Garrett!
33:16Hey, the game's not over!
33:42Hey, Garrett!
34:10When I was five
34:12Raisin Cane.
34:14I sleep and you're hot.
34:16Times are changin',
34:17now the book is fast.
34:19But the fever's gonna catch you
34:21when the bitch gets back, oh!
34:30Eatыт on a Friday night.
34:32That's alright!
34:34I even like steak on a Ding Clemens night!
34:47I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch, you're the bitch who's back
34:51Stone cold, sober, as a matter of fact
34:55I can bitch, I can bitch, cause I'm better than you
34:58It's the way that I do, it's the things that I do
35:09I entertain by picking brains
35:13Sell my soul by dropping names
35:17I don't like those, my God, what's that?
35:20Oh, it's full of nasty habits when the bitch gets back
35:33I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch, you're the bitch who's back
35:36Stone cold, sober, as a matter of fact
35:40I'm a bitch, I can bitch, cause I'm better than you
35:43It's the way that I do, it's the way that I do
35:45Here we go, here we go, it's up
35:51Touchdown
36:06Welcome back, man
36:07Yeah, thought we lost you for a minute there
36:12I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch, you're the bitch who's back
36:16Stone cold, sober, as a matter of fact
36:19I can bitch, I can bitch, cause I'm better than you
36:23It's the way that I do, it's the way that I do
36:26The things that I do
36:29Hey, hey, hey, hey
36:33Woo!
36:34Bitch, bitch
36:36Bitch is bad
36:38Ooh, hey
36:41Bitch, bitch
36:43Bitch is bad
36:54It's not on the one, it's not the mambo, it's a feeling, a heartbeat
37:00Coming from behind
37:01Good girl
37:02Good girl
37:07Good girl
37:07Try somewhere
37:10Good girl
37:12Good girl
37:13Good girl
37:13Close your eyes
37:16What are you doing?
37:17Watching a movie
37:18I mean, why are you in bed?
37:20Because I'm watching a movie?
37:22We talked about this. You promised.
37:27Sean, convince Hannah to come out with us.
37:29You know, Sean, tell Ali I have zero interest.
37:31Also, I've had a long day, and I'm watching a movie.
37:33No, you're watching Dirty Dancing, which means you're burrowing.
37:36Hi, babe. Good to see you, too.
37:38Whatever. Hi.
37:40No, convince Hannah to come out. It's block party, Hannah.
37:42You know, if you don't give a nap, she'll just keep at it until you do.
37:45And if you still don't, she'll text you all night distracting you.
37:48Ah, well, the power of do not disturb.
37:50That doesn't matter. She's coming.
37:55I don't know. What just happened?
37:57Justin Cole just happened.
37:59Yeah, well, Dexter's already there, and...
38:00And so is Justin fucking Cole, and he's there alone,
38:02which means Hannah's gonna slide right in.
38:04No, no, I have nothing to wear.
38:05Okay, well, that's not even remotely true.
38:08Come on, I'll pick out your outfit. You just do your makeup.
38:11Really try to look hot, Hannah.
38:13Do I not normally?
38:15You just look...
38:17Sean, help me.
38:18I plead the fifth.
38:20Fine. Okay, I'll do your makeup, too.
38:21Just hustle.
38:22Before Justin leaves.
38:43Hey!
38:45Hey!
38:46Hey!
38:47Yes, bitch!
38:49That is what I'm talking about, honey!
38:51Hi!
38:52Okay, um, don't look now, but Justin is right over.
38:55I just said don't look now.
39:00Well, now you have to go over there.
39:02No, I-I talked to him earlier.
39:03He's not good.
39:05Stop thinking this.
39:07No, this is why we pre-game.
39:08Now, put on your big girl pants and go talk to her.
39:10I mean, I can give us more shots if you need them, girl.
39:12Hey! Move your pressure.
39:14Hannah's friend from high school. I thought we'd be.
39:16You're not pressuring Hannah to drink in public.
39:18You're only pressuring Hannah to finally talk to Justin fucking Cole.
39:22Right?
39:24Fine, but can we dance first?
39:27Yeah, we can.
39:49You know, if you pick your head up three inches, there's a party.
39:54The, uh, waitress from Malone's. What's her name?
39:58It's Hannah.
39:59What?
40:01Idiot.
40:02Dude, she's waited on us like 17,000 times.
40:05Who, she has?
40:07Yeah, you seriously haven't noticed her?
40:11All right, we're doing shots. We're doing shots, boys.
40:15All right, guys. Come on.
40:16Bro, I'm watching you spill it right now.
40:17Give me a shot. Come on, buddy.
40:18Have some faith.
40:19Jeez.
40:19Thank you very much.
40:20Just take your tampon out and relax.
40:22Okay.
40:23Yup.
40:24A little bit of luck going on.
40:25Ooh.
40:26Hey.
40:29Drinking tonight, G?
40:32Uh, yeah.
40:33Okay.
40:33So it seems.
40:34Okay.
40:35Here's to me. Here's to you.
40:37Fuck the rest.
40:38Where by are you?
40:38That's her, baby.
40:39Come on.
40:40Get one, Dini.
40:40Get in your shoes, boy.
41:03Here we go.
41:05I don't wanna live about it.
41:08Oh, let's take your nap.
41:13I don't wanna live about it.
41:16Thanks, Alan!
41:20Yeah!
41:22Yeah!
41:23Fuck yeah.
41:26Sugar, Island, picked up rows.
41:30Eating tabernos by myself.
41:41Um, hello?
41:46All yours, princess.
42:18Okay, you're ready?
42:20No, I'm not.
42:21Don't worry.
42:22We'll be watching.
42:22Perfect.
42:23Okay.
42:24Give me your coat.
42:25Okay.
42:28You got this.
42:29You got it.
42:30Go.
42:32Dancing around and spilling one.
42:34You look good.
42:36Yeah.
42:36That's it.
42:50Yeah, one, two, seconded.
42:53Oh, no, no, no.
42:54Hey, you okay?
42:55You all right?
42:58Yeah, uh, the, um, uh, the, uh, grand, um, stupid shoes.
43:05Okay.
43:07I think we got off on the wrong foot earlier.
43:10I'm a musician, too.
43:12Writer, not performer.
43:14It's sick, yeah.
43:15What kind of stuff do you add?
43:17Uh, classical, mostly.
43:20Yeah, classical.
43:21Yeah, but I'm trying out other styles, too.
43:24Like, pop, folk, R&B, uh, rock, electronic.
43:29Uh, but mostly pop, though, and...
43:33Wellesie.
43:33Classical.
43:34Okay.
43:35Garrett?
43:36Babe, I am always telling you to wear your jacket.
43:38You never do.
43:39Here.
43:40Oh, no.
43:42No, no, no, no, no.
43:42Keep coming.
43:43Here.
43:43What?
43:45Hey.
43:46I'm, uh...
43:47I know you are, man.
43:48Yeah, you went to an island at Eastwood today.
43:50Yeah, thanks, man.
43:51No worries.
43:52What, you're a hockey fan?
43:53Uh, yeah, my, uh, my dad played.
43:56You know, nothing like Phil Graham, but, uh...
44:00Yeah, we'd watch together.
44:01Where?
44:03You, uh, you're Hannah, right?
44:05Yeah.
44:07Hannah Wells.
44:11Right.
44:12Now, it was nice to meet you.
44:14Yeah.
44:15Officially.
44:16Oh?
44:18Okay.
44:20See you around.
44:21Sweet.
44:22Yeah.
44:25Who the hell was that?
44:27And how do you suddenly know my name?
44:28Don't worry about it.
44:29And you're welcome.
44:31For?
44:32Now Jacob knows who you are.
44:33Justin.
44:34Whatever.
44:36Look, guys like that only want what someone else has,
44:39especially when that someone is a Briar U athlete.
44:43You really have a healthy opinion of yourself, don't you?
44:45I actually thought that was pretty modest.
44:47I could have said starting center, team captain,
44:49highest scorer for two seasons straight.
44:51Oh, fuck.
44:54It worked, didn't it?
44:56What?
44:56You know, I...
45:08Why do you care?
45:10I haven't been particularly nice to you.
45:14You're a music major, right?
45:17i saw your instagram you uh you sort of disappear when you play
45:27i don't mean that in a bad way i mean uh you love it i can tell
45:34don't you love hockey like that
45:38i don't know it's just something
45:44i've always done to impress my dad
45:48and does it nothing impresses him not really
45:56what about your mom
46:00she um
46:04uh she died a while back cancer
46:13oh look
46:17i don't believe in favors or shortcuts
46:21i don't want to pass this class because somebody handed me the grade
46:24i want to earn it
46:27and i'm pretty sure you're the only one that can help me do that
46:31so what i help you study for the midterm and you play my fake boyfriend to get justin's attention
46:39something like that
46:42i ain't still have to pay me
46:56don't forget i'm not your girl graham
47:01this is my dance space this is your dance space
47:03i don't go into yours you don't come into mine
47:06you've seen dirty dancing
47:08that's my mom's favorite movie
47:12still a dated reference though
47:15asshole
47:16hey this is why this is perfect
47:18you're not interested in me and i'm not interested in a relationship
47:22so this arrangement is mutually beneficial
47:25purely transactional
47:29so
47:37deal
47:55for this plan to work
47:56we have to sell
47:59we're gonna be fake dating there needs to be real kissing
48:02whoa easy i just met you
48:04what are we gonna do hold hands
48:05you seriously think that's gonna get justin's attention
48:07is he looking
48:09no
48:10no
48:15he's looking now
48:20this won't make your friendship weird at all
48:22we're gonna convince anyone that we're hooking up you can't blush
48:25whenever i come near you
48:26get over yourself i don't blush
48:28oh yeah?
48:31see?
48:32nothing
48:33not bad
48:34see?
48:38it's me and you and the bruins
48:40that's the dream right?
48:41Garrett Graham doesn't do girlfriends
48:43what's really going on
48:44what's really going on?
48:45oh my god
48:46justin's here
48:47be cool
48:47you're with me
48:50he is not just some random guy i wanna hook up with
48:52he is a talented musician who i respect
48:56why don't you tell me what you think the song is about
48:57like being in love with someone who doesn't see you
49:02she's not my girlfriend
49:03but you clearly want her to be
49:10you're not taking us this seriously
49:12watch the player from the puzzle
49:15what the hell does that mean?
49:16it means trust me
49:46and i'm a dance
49:46a dance
49:47dancing with myself
49:50oh oh
49:51dancing with myself
50:01oh oh
50:03faucet
50:05wash
50:05selected
50:12oh
50:13oh
50:13oh
50:13I looked all over the world
50:18And there's every type of girl
50:21But your empty eyes seem to pass me by
50:24You left me dancing with myself
50:27So let's sink another drink
50:30It'll give me time to think
50:33If I had a chance I'd ask the world to dance
50:37I'd be dancing, dancing
50:40Dancing with myself
50:43Dancing with myself
50:46If I had a chance I'd ask the world to dance
50:49If I had a chance I'd ask the world to dance
50:52If I had a chance I'd ask the world to dance
51:13If I had a chance to dance
51:13If I could dance
51:18If I'm not a chance I'd ask a chance I would ask the world to dance
51:38And if I could just dance
51:40I always felt 돌 podraldo
51:41I'd ask the world to dance
51:42Oriental
51:42If you're a star
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