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The Rake Investigation
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00:02:16Well, Your Honor, what brings you out here on this rainy night with us hard-working men?
00:02:20We were just one of the plans that the city approved.
00:02:22Yeah? Frank, Toby, good to see you guys. Look, it took a lot of finagling to get this deal done.
00:02:31I gotta make sure. I came out here personally to see how the progress was coming. So, how's it coming?
00:02:37Everything is completely on schedule, Your Honor. You don't mind me asking, how were you able to purchase this land?
00:02:43This land has been off limits from the city for a long time.
00:02:47Well, that's true. Old man, uh, Jackie, he, uh, he held on to this thing like a stubborn old mule.
00:02:55But, Jackie ain't with us anymore. And his nephew ain't quite as sharp. We got this place for pennies on
00:03:03the dollar.
00:03:05We told him. We told him. We told him we were going to build a park out here for the
00:03:09kids. He bought it.
00:03:14That idiot!
00:03:18Oh, anyway. We got it now. When can you guys get started?
00:03:23Well, we, uh, we begin the tree clearance at dawn, Mayor.
00:03:26Starts at dawn. Why, uh, March is starting tonight?
00:03:31That is ill-advised, Mayor. It's not only against OSHA regulations, it's extremely unsafe.
00:03:41Well, let me tell you something, boys. We gotta get this going. We gotta get it going now.
00:03:47You know, the future of this whole town might depend on what we do here. It will echo through generations.
00:03:55Look, we get this done now. We get the infrastructure grant. We can connect the homestead to the interstate.
00:04:02Man, we're gonna be rolling in this town till after our grandkids are gone.
00:04:11Well, Your Honor, it's not just a dark we're worried about. See, the crew is from the area.
00:04:18I'm from the area. And I'm sure you know about the stories of the missing people.
00:04:23You better scared a lot of people off.
00:04:27Look, you're talking about the bog man. The bog man's dead.
00:04:33The doctor killed him. You remember the good doctor? Killed him. He ain't with us anymore.
00:04:38Bog man gone. These are just campfire stories to scare kids and apparently guys like you.
00:04:47Bog man's dead. Thanks to the good doctor, who by the way, they just started their new show.
00:04:54I don't know if y'all knew this or not, but I'm actually in an episode. It did pretty good.
00:04:58You did good? Yeah, it did good. Oh yeah, I gotta watch this.
00:05:01Alright, anyway. Okay. Uh, listen.
00:05:04I'm about to leave. And when I come back in the morning, I expect to see some progress.
00:05:09You understand what I'm saying? Progress.
00:05:15I hear you loud and clear.
00:05:20That's what I like to hear, gentlemen.
00:05:31Get back with y'all a minute. I gotta take this.
00:05:41Hello?
00:05:43Yes, sir.
00:05:46I know, sir.
00:05:48I did what you asked us to do. We neutralized the car.
00:05:52I know.
00:05:53Sir, they're, they're filming all the turf.
00:05:58I know. I'm sorry.
00:06:01Sorry. It won't happen again. Yes, sir.
00:06:11Just get it done.
00:06:23Hey, Frank. What are you doing?
00:06:25Well, Rafferty was talking about the new show from the bar crew.
00:06:29I wanted to check it out.
00:06:30Because you know he's going to be asking us about it next time he sees us.
00:06:34Yeah, let's check out what this dumb ass is doing.
00:06:36Man, I don't want to look at this shit, man.
00:06:38I hate him. Fuck him, bitch.
00:06:41Thanks.
00:06:48Huh.
00:06:51Oh no.
00:06:52I'm sorry.
00:06:53Oh yeah.
00:06:54AHHHHH!
00:06:55RAAAHHHHH!
00:08:16I don't know bro, are you really down to go back?
00:08:19I mean, if these two over-eager ass clowns really are in charge and willing to pay what
00:08:23they say, why not?
00:08:26Well, have you watched any of their new show?
00:08:29It's decent.
00:08:30I mean, I can shoot it better, hence why we're here.
00:08:33Well, I'm pretty pumped bro, but that Bogman movie was pretty awesome, and we were in it.
00:08:39And we didn't get shit for it.
00:08:41That's probably why the doc's paying as much as he is now.
00:08:44Yeah, well, whatever the job is, I'm down.
00:08:47Bigfoot, leprechauns, mermaids, bring it on.
00:08:51Fuck that.
00:08:52I draw the line in Indian burial grounds.
00:09:02All right, we're here.
00:09:03Let's see the docs.
00:09:07I really don't know why y'all won't interview me.
00:09:10I'm a behind-the-scenes kind of guy.
00:09:12I don't really like being in front of the camera.
00:09:17I mean, I understand things happen, but this really isn't my forte.
00:09:21Well, like I said, the money was a major factor.
00:09:26I had also, since the Bogman really kind of hit, I'm not going to say I was blacklisted,
00:09:33but my options were very, very narrow.
00:09:37It was, you know, kind of go to the retirement home for cameramen and go be a cameraman on
00:09:44the game show network, or the usual 300 different reality TV shows they have running around.
00:09:52And I did that for a while.
00:09:54It was absolute miserable.
00:09:56And the money was so much better to come back here.
00:10:00And honestly, the work's better.
00:10:07Shag time, baby.
00:10:08Let's do this.
00:10:25You see, Chasing the Unknown was really like Deputy Thomas' idea.
00:10:30I don't really care what the name of the show is, but he's so adamant about it.
00:10:34And all you really need is a good host, just like any parasite, organism sort of situation.
00:10:39I'm like, all I need is for him to take the lead and go along.
00:10:42As long as the science gets completed, everything gets wrapped up, and we find the creature,
00:10:47that's all that matters.
00:10:48As far as the logistics of it, I'm just a scientist.
00:10:51I have nothing to do with any of that.
00:10:52And I really don't care.
00:10:53But as long as it gets us to where we need to go, that's all I really care about.
00:10:59So, I mean, honestly, the logistics of the question you should ask, you should ask him.
00:11:04We reached out to some of our old team and reached out to some of our contacts,
00:11:08and lo and behold, Chasing the Unknown was born.
00:11:12You know, we've spent many, many months doing the necessary research and trying to figure out our next leads.
00:11:20And, I mean, literally, we're chasing the unknown.
00:11:22I mean, that's not a ploy or a joke.
00:11:26You've seen what happens, of course.
00:11:28I mean, it's the real deal.
00:11:30They wanted us to search for some claims of hobgoblins in Norway or something,
00:11:35but we don't quite have international money yet.
00:11:39But when Chasing the Unknown heirs, I'm certain, I'm certain that it's going to take us there.
00:11:44Is this going to give us more funding for the, right?
00:11:47This is, if we do these interviews, then we get more, right?
00:11:50You said that, Tiggle said something about the fact that we would get more money for the tools that I
00:11:55need if we did this.
00:11:58What does that mean?
00:11:59What is, okay, fine.
00:12:02Fine.
00:12:02What's the next question?
00:12:03Joey!
00:12:04Stevie!
00:12:05How are you guys?
00:12:06Thank you so much for being here and being a part of this with us here.
00:12:10It's been years, man.
00:12:11How are you?
00:12:12Yeah, good to see you.
00:12:14Welcome.
00:12:16Good to have you, fellas.
00:12:17Hey.
00:12:18What you're paying us?
00:12:19Why not?
00:12:19I mean...
00:12:20I'm glad you have that attitude.
00:12:23You might need it.
00:12:25What are you not telling us?
00:12:27Yeah, bro.
00:12:28We are still getting paid, right?
00:12:29Why, of course you're getting paid.
00:12:31Come on.
00:12:33I'm just glad we get to have this conversation in person instead of over the phone because then you'll be
00:12:38able to forgive me for the last minute change.
00:12:41Change?
00:12:41What change?
00:12:43Well, I mean...
00:12:45We have slightly more crew than we thought we were going to have to begin with.
00:12:50Well, this is more crew, man.
00:12:51Teamwork makes the dream work, right?
00:12:53The more the merrier.
00:12:54That's right.
00:12:54What aren't you telling us, Doc?
00:12:58He's here.
00:13:00Who?
00:13:08Party people!
00:13:11How you been?
00:13:12It's been years.
00:13:15You son of a bitch.
00:13:22Richard...
00:13:23Richard...
00:13:30Richard saved my life.
00:13:31I'm trying to be polite in saying some of this.
00:13:37He's a pain in the ass.
00:13:39It's the best way to put it.
00:13:41Everything he does is for him.
00:13:44Only serves him.
00:13:46He is the most selfish person I have ever met.
00:13:49Doesn't care who it hurts.
00:13:51It's anything like that.
00:13:53It's him and nothing but him at all times.
00:13:59Honestly, I'm being truly honest with you.
00:14:02Richard's going to get himself killed one way or the other sooner or later.
00:14:06And as long as the science prevails and carries forward without him, I'm not going to see this, right?
00:14:11I mean, you're not going to...
00:14:13He knows this.
00:14:14He's going to either kill himself or he's going to get killed.
00:14:16Have you seen the stuff he does to himself?
00:14:18The drinking?
00:14:19Oh my God, the drinking.
00:14:21No, let me lay it out like this.
00:14:23You ever have a group of friends and there's the one person in that group of friends that just can
00:14:30never chill?
00:14:31They're always doing too much.
00:14:33They're always drinking too much, smoking too much, snorting.
00:14:36They asked you to come move a couch or move a TV and you ended up moving 14 rooms.
00:14:42That's the most polite way I can put Richard Brooks.
00:14:46But let me tell you, I won't even stop there because Richard Brooks has practically, not practically, he has ruined
00:14:53my life in many ways.
00:14:56Richard isn't just a genius and a visionary.
00:15:00Richard knows how to make this profitable.
00:15:04No, not no, but hell no.
00:15:06How would you let me get all the way out here without telling me that son of a bitch, Richard
00:15:10Brooks, was back?
00:15:11Hey, bud, those are some pretty harsh words, man.
00:15:13I thought we had some good times back in the day, right?
00:15:15Good times?
00:15:16Good times?
00:15:16We get made a lot of money.
00:15:17Does this look like good times to you?
00:15:19This is what happened last time we were together and a Bigfoot damn near ripped my arm off.
00:15:23See, that's the thing.
00:15:24Damn near.
00:15:25He did not.
00:15:26So, silver lining, right?
00:15:28Shit, I'm out of here.
00:15:30Joey, wait a minute.
00:15:32Wait a minute, Joey.
00:15:43I don't know because I don't know what the fucking questions are, Logan.
00:15:47Are these them?
00:15:51Are these are the questions?
00:15:52No, no.
00:15:53That's just, uh, my clothes are dirty to this.
00:15:57No.
00:15:58This ain't even my house.
00:16:00I'd be smoking if this was my house.
00:16:03Get this shit out of my face.
00:16:11All right, cool.
00:16:15Hey, you want to get out the fucking shot so we can start this up, bud?
00:16:20You cool?
00:16:22We...
00:16:22Oh, you're good?
00:16:23Yeah.
00:16:24Okay.
00:16:25I'm trying to, uh...
00:16:26Take your time.
00:16:27We get paid by the hour here.
00:16:30See how you put that...
00:16:33Okay.
00:16:34So, we're going to come here.
00:16:38We're going to try to feed it through the back of his shirt right here.
00:16:41Right through there.
00:16:42And then I'm going to hide it right here.
00:16:44Right, it'll be up, but...
00:16:48Oh, so you got to hold it there or something like this?
00:16:51Yeah, it's coming right here.
00:16:52Hey, guys, hey, come here.
00:16:53Just put the fucking mic on.
00:16:55I'm not talking about the process, all right?
00:16:57Uh, yeah.
00:16:57Oh, yeah, sorry.
00:16:58I mean...
00:17:00I'm trying again.
00:17:02Okay.
00:17:02So, we're going to come...
00:17:04Is there a manual that comes with this?
00:17:06Did you go to school for this stuff?
00:17:09I mean, it's...
00:17:10Yeah, I've done this...
00:17:11I've done it a lot.
00:17:13It'll be okay.
00:17:13Just let me get in here and...
00:17:17We have a clip.
00:17:18Yeah, and we'll clip.
00:17:19We'll clip that right.
00:17:20Yeah, yeah.
00:17:21Thank you, Logan.
00:17:22Oh, yeah.
00:17:23Take it to his chest.
00:17:25All right.
00:17:25I'll get back to the king.
00:17:26All right.
00:17:27I'll grab it.
00:17:27Fucking Clark, man.
00:17:29This is bullshit.
00:17:30He's on his way.
00:17:32Ugh.
00:17:33You know how he is without his bobbing balls.
00:17:35How are y'all going to give me the cheap stuff, all right?
00:17:38I'm Richard fucking Brooks, all right?
00:17:42We cool?
00:17:42That was what's in the house.
00:17:45All right.
00:17:48Y'all tell me when, man.
00:17:49Oh, fuck.
00:17:53God damn it.
00:17:54Clark!
00:17:55No, he's not here.
00:17:57No, he's not here.
00:18:00All right.
00:18:01Y'all let me know when, man.
00:18:02We're ready.
00:18:03I believe we're ready.
00:18:04How about y'all?
00:18:07All right.
00:18:07Cool.
00:18:09So, what questions y'all got for me?
00:18:13Well, um...
00:18:14Did we not prepare for this?
00:18:16I thought Clark was going to ask me.
00:18:18What?
00:18:18Well, y'all just told me he's not here.
00:18:20He's not.
00:18:21Why did I show up if y'all aren't even fucking...
00:18:23Y'all don't even know what's going on?
00:18:25I'll look for the quick...
00:18:26Do you know how important my fucking time is, Logan?
00:18:29Maybe he wrote him down somewhere.
00:18:32What should we ask you?
00:18:33Are you just wanting to explain something?
00:18:35This is not my fucking job to do this.
00:18:38I am the talent on the screen.
00:18:40I'll even have you talk on the cell phone to you.
00:18:42We can ask questions over the cell phone.
00:18:48It's not a really nice time.
00:18:49All right.
00:18:51We'll just...
00:18:52Let's stop it for now while we're rolling,
00:18:54and then we'll figure out a plan.
00:18:57Joey, wait a minute.
00:18:58Wait a minute.
00:18:58Listen.
00:18:58I know why you want to leave, okay?
00:19:00I understand.
00:19:00But we've kind of put all of our investigative eggs
00:19:02into one basket here, and we...
00:19:05We cannot afford to have you walk out, okay?
00:19:07We've got to have something.
00:19:08It's not about money, though.
00:19:09Not at all.
00:19:10We can pay you double what we offered you before,
00:19:11but we have to give something to the network.
00:19:14Please.
00:19:16All right.
00:19:17Double, and I'll do it.
00:19:18But...
00:19:19I will not take orders from him.
00:19:21You don't have to worry about that.
00:19:23Look, look.
00:19:23You and Stevie, you're going to be on my unit.
00:19:25Y'all are going to cover my part of the investigation.
00:19:28And look, I'm the new host.
00:19:30We're going to stay pretty far away from him.
00:19:32We don't want any confusion.
00:19:33And look, he's got a new camera guy, Logan,
00:19:35and we're going to let him and the new producer
00:19:38really deal with Richard.
00:19:39Hi, guys.
00:19:39Steven Teagle.
00:19:40Nice to meet you.
00:19:42I hear you guys do some excellent work.
00:19:43But you know, safety has to come first, fellas.
00:19:48So, with that being said,
00:19:49you know what happened last time.
00:19:51Hey, when it comes to last time,
00:19:53I just want to say it for all the cheap seats, all right?
00:19:55I have paid my pound of flesh.
00:19:58I have made whatever recompense that I needed to do to do this.
00:20:01So, let's just do this, man.
00:20:04Let's go make some money.
00:20:05Remember money?
00:20:06Remember how it felt?
00:20:08And besides,
00:20:09you wouldn't have your two golden boys here without me
00:20:11saving their ass from the gun.
00:20:13This really ain't a problem.
00:20:14This really ain't a problem.
00:20:16You just worked with Thomas.
00:20:17He's got his camera guy.
00:20:19Problem solved.
00:20:21Hey, guys.
00:20:22I'm Derek, new sound guy.
00:20:23Pleasure to be working with you.
00:20:25He's done some other things,
00:20:27but we don't want to talk about it.
00:20:28Great things.
00:20:29All right.
00:20:29You just stay away from me.
00:20:31I'll stay away from you.
00:20:32I'll be a professional and do my job.
00:20:34Go get the rest of my gear.
00:20:36Cool.
00:20:37I miss you, Joey.
00:20:39Fuck you, Dick.
00:20:40I miss you so much.
00:20:45You know, I'd had some producing skills from college,
00:20:48and, you know, I was like,
00:20:49well, I could produce it.
00:20:51Truthfully, I don't know how much experience he has.
00:20:53He says he's a producer.
00:20:55He claims to be a producer.
00:20:57Claims to have all this production credit,
00:20:59but I just don't know.
00:21:02I don't, sometimes I don't really feel like I can trust the guy.
00:21:05I mean, he seems to have the desire to do well,
00:21:09but like I said, experience-wise,
00:21:11I'm just not quite sold on him.
00:21:14But again, back to what I said,
00:21:16I mean, in these types of productions,
00:21:18we have to have somebody that's really willing
00:21:21to give it their whole heart.
00:21:24I got a couple of TV shows on TV.
00:21:27I was produced a movie for Lou Ferrigno.
00:21:30Great guy, by the way.
00:21:31Although I pissed him off,
00:21:32and he choked me out in a headlock.
00:21:34But, you know, that's a story for another day.
00:21:36I think I could have took him.
00:21:39That's a new one to me.
00:21:40He hadn't told me that claim.
00:21:43You know what?
00:21:44As long as the money keeps coming in,
00:21:45I don't really care one way or the other
00:21:46what the guy says or does.
00:21:48But have you heard his Lou Ferrigno story?
00:21:52It's amazing.
00:21:53You should ask him about it.
00:21:54But to be honest,
00:21:56I think Lou would be the one
00:21:58putting Steven in the headlock if you ask me.
00:22:01I mean, look, he talks a mean game,
00:22:03but really haven't seen anything
00:22:05to back that game up yet.
00:22:07I think that maybe Mr. Tiggle was bipolar.
00:22:12I think he might not have been supported
00:22:15by his parents as much as he should as a child.
00:22:21It's not water!
00:22:23Take that back!
00:22:25Really, it was this crazy nutcase
00:22:27that I run across in a bar one night.
00:22:30And his name was Richard Brooks.
00:22:33And, you know, he was like,
00:22:35man, I heard you're a movie producer.
00:22:37And I was like, yeah.
00:22:39Who the hell hasn't seen your show?
00:22:41You know, and, you know,
00:22:43a guy, he was a pretty cool guy, you know?
00:22:45And, like, he was like, man, you know,
00:22:47we go chasing all these crazy creatures
00:22:49and, like, you know,
00:22:51we want to prove either they exist or they don't.
00:22:53And, you know, it kind of really intrigued me.
00:22:57You know, and I was like, really?
00:22:58You want to use me to produce your films?
00:23:01I mean, you're kind of known, you know?
00:23:04And he gave me a shot.
00:23:05And, man, it was...
00:23:06Meeting Richard Brooks was probably
00:23:08the greatest moment of my life
00:23:10because it really changed it for, like, the better
00:23:12to where, like, I could really get known for what I do.
00:23:24So, Doc, what exactly is it
00:23:25that we are investigating this one?
00:23:27Oh, my boy.
00:23:29This is going to be so very exciting.
00:23:32We are on the hunt for the elusive
00:23:34and mysterious creature known as
00:23:35the Rake.
00:23:37The Rake?
00:23:38Yes.
00:23:39What the hell is that?
00:23:40Oh, well, I'm so very glad you asked that question.
00:23:42It's typically associated
00:23:44with a bold, pale-skinned creature
00:23:46that lives in the woods,
00:23:47punched over like this,
00:23:48with bright, glowing eyes
00:23:49or orbs that stare right into the camera.
00:23:52It's horrible.
00:23:53It's become a staple
00:23:54of the creepypasta monster genre.
00:23:57Look, and authors use it
00:23:58as a kind of a shorthand
00:23:59for any sort of creature
00:24:00that appears like this.
00:24:03Ah, creepy-looking fucker.
00:24:06And in the summer of 2003,
00:24:08there was a reported series
00:24:09of sightings that happened.
00:24:11So there was also this media attention
00:24:13and coverage that happened, right?
00:24:14And so there was a mysterious
00:24:15media blackout all of a sudden.
00:24:17All of the online records,
00:24:18all of the written records,
00:24:19everything mysteriously vanished.
00:24:21Almost no information still remains
00:24:22from that summer.
00:24:24So we are on our way there now
00:24:26to verify the validity of the creature.
00:24:28All right, Doc,
00:24:29but how do we kill it?
00:24:31We don't!
00:24:32If we do verify that this thing is real,
00:24:34we bring it back to the lab
00:24:36for further study.
00:24:36Under no circumstances
00:24:37are you to kill it!
00:24:38Do you understand?
00:24:39Okay, Doc, okay, Doc.
00:24:40You're in charge.
00:24:41Please calm down.
00:24:41Who is this guy?
00:24:42Hey, man, you're the boss now.
00:24:44I'm just the guy on camera.
00:24:46Just don't shoot it.
00:24:58Well, look,
00:24:59when we were investigating,
00:25:01you know,
00:25:01how this whole thing
00:25:02was going to play out,
00:25:03how we were going to set up
00:25:04everything,
00:25:05the locals were pretty clear
00:25:07with us about Mr. Gene.
00:25:09Besides,
00:25:10I've heard stories about Mr. Gene
00:25:11and that looked more like
00:25:14he really liked Richard.
00:25:17He wasn't going to give us
00:25:18the basic information we needed
00:25:20and nothing else,
00:25:22or he was going to chase us out
00:25:24with a shotgun loaded.
00:25:25Now,
00:25:27I love being a host.
00:25:29I want to keep being a host.
00:25:31That's not something I'm going to go,
00:25:33you know,
00:25:34risk.
00:25:34That's more Richard's style.
00:25:38Logan,
00:25:38what the fuck?
00:25:39Are you in focus?
00:25:40How I look?
00:25:40We're good.
00:25:42All right.
00:25:42It's my first time back on camera,
00:25:43baby,
00:25:44so we got to make it worth it for him,
00:25:46right?
00:25:46All right.
00:25:47It's going to be all Richard all the time.
00:25:49This is the time to shine.
00:25:50All right.
00:25:50So you got to make me look good.
00:25:51All right.
00:25:51Take care of me.
00:25:52I'll take care of you.
00:25:53And you.
00:25:54All right.
00:25:55Listen,
00:25:56the last guy before you
00:25:57was shit.
00:25:59All right.
00:26:00So if I see one boom
00:26:03sink into this shot
00:26:04at any point in time,
00:26:06your ass is out of here.
00:26:08Got it?
00:26:09All right.
00:26:09You'll be back fucking filming porn
00:26:11in California
00:26:12before you even know
00:26:12what fucking hit you.
00:26:13All right.
00:26:14Clark!
00:26:20Mr. Gene.
00:26:21Mr. Gene, how you doing?
00:26:22Thank you so much
00:26:23for allowing us
00:26:25to come up here
00:26:27to your property.
00:26:34Steven,
00:26:35are you serious with this guy?
00:26:37He signed the release?
00:26:39Absolutely.
00:26:40Signed, sealed,
00:26:40and documented, baby.
00:26:42All right.
00:26:42Well, let's get set up.
00:26:43All right.
00:26:43So, ready?
00:26:45You're in position, right?
00:26:47All right.
00:26:47Good job.
00:26:48So, here we are
00:26:49in the northeast lush forest
00:26:52on the hunt
00:26:54for another elusive cryptid
00:26:56named The Rake.
00:26:58Is it real?
00:26:59Is it fake?
00:27:00Is it a creepypasta story?
00:27:02We will find out tonight.
00:27:04Now, I'm here with the owner
00:27:06of this property, Mr. Gene,
00:27:07and they have been having
00:27:08some sort of sightings
00:27:10and issues
00:27:10and things like that.
00:27:11So, Mr. Gene,
00:27:13what is going on here?
00:27:15I don't know.
00:27:16That's why y'all are here.
00:27:17Hopefully, y'all find out.
00:27:19People call it a lot
00:27:20of different things.
00:27:21Personally,
00:27:21I call it a pain in the ass.
00:27:24Absolutely.
00:27:25But in your opinion,
00:27:27what do you think
00:27:28is going on here?
00:27:30I don't know.
00:27:30I hope y'all find out.
00:27:32Well, you said that earlier
00:27:33and we absolutely will find out.
00:27:36But...
00:27:37If you shoot yourself,
00:27:40you're an hour from the hospital,
00:27:41an hour and a half
00:27:42from any law enforcement,
00:27:44you're on your own.
00:27:46And I'm 45 minutes away from here.
00:27:49And I'm not staying.
00:27:52Good luck.
00:27:53Don't worry about your cell phones.
00:27:55There's no service out here.
00:27:57And it's going to go down tonight.
00:28:00And if you're thinking about staying,
00:28:02you might reconsider.
00:28:06Thank you for your concern, Mr. Gene.
00:28:10Listen, I can assure you
00:28:12that whenever it comes
00:28:13to ratings and glory,
00:28:15we don't mess around.
00:28:17We'll take care of your problem.
00:28:19In fact,
00:28:20I'm willing to say
00:28:21that after tonight,
00:28:22you'll have to worry about this
00:28:23ever again
00:28:24because
00:28:26that's what we do.
00:28:34Well, uh...
00:28:35Thanks?
00:28:37You have the gun, right?
00:28:38You saw...
00:28:39I didn't see you jump in
00:28:40whenever he grabbed me, all right?
00:28:42I could see in Mr. Gene's eyes
00:28:43that he was just trying
00:28:45to give Richard a rise.
00:28:47It wasn't really a threat.
00:28:50That's my number one job
00:28:52is to protect Richard
00:28:52because I couldn't protect Dave.
00:28:55So...
00:28:58No matter what happens,
00:29:01Richard has to live.
00:29:03Thank you once again
00:29:04for coming out.
00:29:08Oh, man.
00:29:17You didn't let me do my tag out.
00:29:20Fucker.
00:29:26He's too far gone, right?
00:29:27Like, there's...
00:29:28We could go run after him,
00:29:31but...
00:29:32Who would want to?
00:29:33All right, boys.
00:29:34It's time to lock and load
00:29:37and hunt us down
00:29:39a rake.
00:29:43We'll see, like,
00:29:44coming on earlier,
00:29:46like...
00:29:46Like I said,
00:29:47I wasn't truly a believer,
00:29:48but now that I know he's real,
00:29:50like,
00:29:51we're actually going out here
00:29:52in a little bit, guys.
00:29:54And, like,
00:29:54we're going to chase this thing down.
00:29:56And, like,
00:29:57we're going to do it
00:29:58as safe as possible.
00:29:59You know, like,
00:30:00we don't want nobody
00:30:01to get hurt
00:30:01or,
00:30:02God forbid,
00:30:03like,
00:30:04killed.
00:30:05You know,
00:30:06like...
00:30:07And I think we got
00:30:09the best team.
00:30:10Like, we got,
00:30:10you know, like...
00:30:12We got, like,
00:30:15guys that can actually
00:30:15hunt this thing down.
00:30:17You know,
00:30:18like true professionals.
00:30:19Like, military experts.
00:30:21I am not
00:30:22a military expert.
00:30:24He is a military genius.
00:30:27I mean,
00:30:27expert through and through.
00:30:29I've seen his credentials.
00:30:30Unbelievable.
00:30:31Unbelievable.
00:30:32I just trust everything to him.
00:30:33I don't even carry
00:30:34a firearm anymore.
00:30:34Like, I don't really need one
00:30:35because I know
00:30:36he's got it covered.
00:30:37And, like I said,
00:30:38with the help
00:30:39of our military expert,
00:30:41it's going to be
00:30:42no problem, guys.
00:30:43And, like I said,
00:30:44you guys are going
00:30:44to be amazed.
00:30:46You know?
00:30:47Like,
00:30:48what can I say?
00:30:50I know some military guys,
00:30:53but
00:30:55all I've done
00:30:56is
00:30:56maybe watch some
00:30:58YouTube videos
00:30:58on tactical stuff,
00:31:00and
00:31:02I don't know
00:31:03what I'm doing.
00:31:04I mean,
00:31:04I just do what
00:31:05Richard tells me.
00:31:06And then
00:31:07I have to usually
00:31:08go back
00:31:09and listen to
00:31:10what Dr. Martin
00:31:11tells me
00:31:11and then figure out
00:31:12what to do from there.
00:31:14I don't know
00:31:14how it could go all right.
00:31:16I mean,
00:31:16tonight,
00:31:17we're going to show
00:31:18you guys
00:31:18because we are
00:31:20hunting him down
00:31:20tonight.
00:31:21And tonight,
00:31:21the whole world
00:31:22will see.
00:31:23You're going to see
00:31:24that the rake is real
00:31:25and you're going to see
00:31:26how we catch him.
00:31:28The thing is,
00:31:29who really would
00:31:31have any training
00:31:32to do the things
00:31:33that we're doing?
00:31:34I mean,
00:31:36Richard called in
00:31:37some guys that had
00:31:37military training
00:31:38and look what
00:31:39happened to them.
00:31:42Really,
00:31:42the thing is,
00:31:43you just got to be
00:31:46flexible.
00:31:47You got to have
00:31:47your head on a swivel.
00:31:48You got to understand
00:31:49that anything can happen.
00:31:51We don't even know
00:31:52what's real at this point.
00:31:53You're going to see
00:31:54that this whole team
00:31:57is here for a reason
00:31:59and not just
00:32:00to entertain you guys,
00:32:01but to show
00:32:02that when you go
00:32:03out in the woods
00:32:05or you go
00:32:05like somewhere
00:32:07where it's a little
00:32:08creepy or spooky.
00:32:10Yes,
00:32:10be a little afraid.
00:32:11Okay?
00:32:12Because you never know
00:32:13what the hell's
00:32:14out there,
00:32:14but you know
00:32:15that our team
00:32:15is here, baby.
00:32:17Have you ever
00:32:18shook hands
00:32:18with the devil?
00:32:20I mean,
00:32:22have you ever met
00:32:22Bill Clinton
00:32:23under a desk?
00:32:25I mean,
00:32:26my God,
00:32:27it's about
00:32:29trying to climb
00:32:30a log
00:32:30with no hands.
00:32:33It's the hardest
00:32:34thing you'll ever
00:32:34have to do.
00:32:35It's being buried
00:32:36six feet under
00:32:37and trying to
00:32:37climb out the dirt.
00:32:39Now,
00:32:39this ain't night
00:32:40of the living dead,
00:32:41but that's what
00:32:41it feels like
00:32:42sometimes.
00:32:43Science-wise,
00:32:44preparing for an
00:32:44investigation like
00:32:45this,
00:32:46you have to really
00:32:47ingest all the
00:32:48information possible.
00:32:49So,
00:32:49one of my heroes
00:32:50is Albert Einstein
00:32:50and he was
00:32:52such a smart man
00:32:53and he would
00:32:54forget things
00:32:55that were unimportant
00:32:56because his brain
00:32:57was packed full
00:32:57of information.
00:32:58So,
00:32:58whenever he was
00:32:59studying something
00:33:00else about physics,
00:33:01then he would just
00:33:01conveniently forget
00:33:03other useful information
00:33:04because he needed
00:33:05to put all of his
00:33:06focus and attention
00:33:06on this particular
00:33:08problem to solve
00:33:09the universe with.
00:33:11And I'm not
00:33:12Albert Einstein,
00:33:12I'm going to only
00:33:13compare,
00:33:13but to prepare
00:33:14for an investigation,
00:33:15I take all the
00:33:16irrelevant information
00:33:17out of my brain
00:33:17and I throw it away
00:33:18and I pack all
00:33:20in the good stuff.
00:33:21Like,
00:33:21I read strange stories
00:33:22and amazing facts
00:33:22and comic books
00:33:25about the Loch Ness
00:33:26Monster or the Rake
00:33:27for this instance,
00:33:28in this instance.
00:33:29And I find any sort
00:33:31of paraphernalia I can
00:33:33on the internet,
00:33:34especially the deep,
00:33:35dark forums of the
00:33:36internet,
00:33:36that's where the
00:33:36really good stuff is.
00:33:37So,
00:33:38you just pack all
00:33:38that information
00:33:39because you never
00:33:39know when it might
00:33:40be relevant
00:33:40and what something
00:33:41might be weak to
00:33:42or what something
00:33:43has a strength to.
00:33:45You know,
00:33:45some people play
00:33:46Pokemon.
00:33:47I just get prepared
00:33:48for the Rakes.
00:33:49You know,
00:33:49there's all sorts
00:33:50of levels and stacks
00:33:50that I just,
00:33:51I don't have time
00:33:52to explain to you
00:33:52right now.
00:33:59Dr. Martin.
00:34:06Doc?
00:34:11Oh, great.
00:34:12All right.
00:34:12He's here.
00:34:13All right, guys,
00:34:13let's get this shit
00:34:14going.
00:34:14I'm tired of waiting.
00:34:15Joey, know the drill.
00:34:16Let's get these
00:34:16intros going.
00:34:17You must have
00:34:18forgotten because
00:34:19I'm pretty sure I'm
00:34:20the one that's going
00:34:20to be doing the
00:34:21intros.
00:34:21What makes you think
00:34:22that?
00:34:22What makes me think
00:34:23that?
00:34:23Well, chasing into
00:34:24the unknown is mine.
00:34:26Chasing the unknown.
00:34:26That's what your hat
00:34:27says and it's a really
00:34:28stupid name to begin with.
00:34:28Look, think about it.
00:34:29There's a reason.
00:34:30You're the one that
00:34:30was talking to Gene
00:34:31and that's because
00:34:32I'm pretty sure
00:34:34I'm credited as the host.
00:34:37You're credited
00:34:37as the special
00:34:39co-host.
00:34:39Listen here.
00:34:39Listen here.
00:34:40Come on, guys.
00:34:41Calm down, okay?
00:34:42Let's not fight.
00:34:43Let's be professional.
00:34:44Okay?
00:34:45I'm on the phone
00:34:46trying to...
00:34:46Listen, you know,
00:34:46I should have let that
00:34:47mermaid bite your
00:34:48fucking head off
00:34:49whenever I had the chance.
00:34:50You know what?
00:34:50At this point,
00:34:51I wish you a good house.
00:34:53Okay, kids,
00:34:54we have an objective here.
00:34:55Let's just focus on
00:34:56that, all right?
00:34:57We can measure
00:34:58dicks later.
00:34:58I'll measure dicks?
00:35:00Hey, hey, hey, hey!
00:35:01I'm here to tell you.
00:35:02I don't really give a damn
00:35:03if you got a little dick.
00:35:04I don't give a damn
00:35:05if you got a little dick.
00:35:06I don't give a damn
00:35:07if you got a little dick,
00:35:07you stupid little gun,
00:35:08you stupid little gun.
00:35:09Let me tell you something.
00:35:10Shut the hell up.
00:35:11I'm the producer.
00:35:13I'm the one that
00:35:13makes this shit happen, son.
00:35:15So shut up.
00:35:16Listen, if y'all are
00:35:17waiting on me,
00:35:17you're backing the fuck up.
00:35:18How about you let
00:35:19the show host here?
00:35:20Go ahead, Mr. Show Host.
00:35:21You know what?
00:35:22I was.
00:35:23I mean, I am.
00:35:24We're waiting.
00:35:24Listen, please shut up
00:35:26and chill out.
00:35:27You're really screwing with me.
00:35:28It doesn't take a whole lot.
00:35:30I can clearly see.
00:35:31I live here with free, deputy.
00:35:34Shut up.
00:35:36All right, we ready?
00:35:38All right.
00:35:39All right.
00:35:40Three, two, one.
00:35:44Former deputy Chris Thomas here.
00:35:47Currently, we are searching
00:35:49for another elusive cryptic
00:35:51known as the Rake.
00:35:54We are deep in the woods
00:35:56in the area that we believe
00:35:57is the place of origin
00:35:59for this creature.
00:36:01After much research,
00:36:03we believe that we are
00:36:05very close to the area
00:36:06where this creature
00:36:07was first spotted
00:36:08over 20 years ago.
00:36:11As always,
00:36:12we have expert cryptozoologist,
00:36:15Dr. Benjamin Martin,
00:36:16who is going to monitor
00:36:18and provide his expert insight
00:36:20as we search for evidence
00:36:22of this creature.
00:36:23Yes, Thomas.
00:36:24Yes.
00:36:24Your infrared sensor
00:36:25is giving good,
00:36:27strong, clear signals.
00:36:28If there is a creature
00:36:29in these woods,
00:36:30we will know about any danger
00:36:32long beforehand,
00:36:33so there will be
00:36:33no surprises this time.
00:36:35Well, actually,
00:36:37speaking of surprises, Doctor,
00:36:39we do have one surprise
00:36:41for our viewers.
00:36:42Yeah.
00:36:42Everybody give a warm welcome
00:36:45to the former host
00:36:47of Chasing Bogman
00:36:49and hard to forget
00:36:50Richard Brooks.
00:36:52Surprise, surprise.
00:36:54Thank you all so very much.
00:36:56Finally, after years of,
00:36:58excuse you,
00:36:59finally, after years
00:37:00of trials and tribulations,
00:37:02I have returned to you.
00:37:03The adoring public,
00:37:05the Sasquatch community,
00:37:07the creepypasta enjoyers,
00:37:09and, of course,
00:37:10the morbidly curious.
00:37:11Once again,
00:37:12we will unravel new mysteries
00:37:14to the universe
00:37:15and definitively put to bed
00:37:17whether or not
00:37:18this creature is real
00:37:19or if it's just another
00:37:21creepypasta legend.
00:37:22It's hard for me to...
00:37:23There has been much debate
00:37:24about the origin
00:37:25of these creatures,
00:37:25from aliens
00:37:26to transdimensional beings
00:37:27to just cannibalistic men
00:37:29in the woods.
00:37:30There have even been
00:37:31witness testimonies
00:37:32that the being appeared
00:37:33at the foot of someone's bed
00:37:34and manipulated their dreams.
00:37:36What all does this mean?
00:37:38We don't know,
00:37:38but frankly,
00:37:39that's what we're here
00:37:40to find out.
00:37:41So come with us
00:37:42as we chase
00:37:43into the unknown.
00:37:47Is that it?
00:37:48Did we get it?
00:37:51That's their thing.
00:37:52I don't really know
00:37:53what's the name of the show
00:37:54that they're doing now.
00:37:55I think that their comment
00:37:56he has here,
00:37:57chasing the unknown.
00:38:01That's a really shitty name.
00:38:03It's a bit of a copy
00:38:04from Bogman.
00:38:05Chasing Bogman.
00:38:07Can they not find anything?
00:38:08Listen,
00:38:09I don't know
00:38:09what they're doing
00:38:10with the show.
00:38:11I just know that
00:38:12I'm back.
00:38:13I'm back on camera
00:38:14where I belong.
00:38:16Hosting you fine people.
00:38:18And that's the thing.
00:38:19The people.
00:38:19Y'all were the thing
00:38:21that kept me going.
00:38:21Y'all were the reason
00:38:22that I have any kind of
00:38:24shine or smile.
00:38:25All of your letters.
00:38:26All of your emails.
00:38:27I just thank you so much.
00:38:29Some of those charges
00:38:30are still pending
00:38:31and I cannot comment
00:38:33on some of those things
00:38:34but it's just been
00:38:35a very wonderful experience
00:38:37and that's what I'm
00:38:38looking forward to the most
00:38:39is getting back out there
00:38:40and entertaining the people.
00:38:42Touching the people.
00:38:43This is literally
00:38:45mine and the doc's show.
00:38:46Richard Brooks
00:38:47first day back
00:38:49starts trying to big dog me.
00:38:51And now,
00:38:52now,
00:38:53apparently there's this
00:38:54new backing group
00:38:56or something
00:38:56that the doc's been
00:38:58talking to
00:38:58to try and propel
00:38:59this thing even further
00:39:00and they love the idea.
00:39:02They,
00:39:02can you,
00:39:03they love the idea
00:39:04of Richard Brooks.
00:39:06Who,
00:39:06in their right mind,
00:39:07loves the idea
00:39:08of Richard Brooks?
00:39:09Not me.
00:39:10Not anybody
00:39:11that values
00:39:13anything of sanity
00:39:14in their life.
00:39:15He's a loose end.
00:39:17And Richard,
00:39:18I gotta admit,
00:39:19that guy's got balls of steel
00:39:20because he ain't scared
00:39:21of nothing.
00:39:22That dude will head
00:39:23straight on
00:39:24into the,
00:39:24into the pit of darkness.
00:39:25You know,
00:39:26so what can I say?
00:39:27As we all know,
00:39:28Chasing Bogman
00:39:29was my baby.
00:39:30That was the one,
00:39:31that was the show
00:39:32that I did.
00:39:32I got it going
00:39:33from the ground up
00:39:34and everybody,
00:39:36as soon as we discovered
00:39:37that Bigfoot was real,
00:39:38I mean,
00:39:38the numbers that we had
00:39:40from that episode
00:39:41were ridiculous.
00:39:42But I couldn't enjoy it
00:39:44because I was still
00:39:45stuck at home
00:39:46under house arrest
00:39:47while the meanwhile,
00:39:49the doctor
00:39:49and that Barney Fyfe
00:39:51fucking deputy
00:39:52was out there
00:39:53just raking in
00:39:54all of the fucking
00:39:55accolades,
00:39:56all of the money,
00:39:58all of the sponsorships.
00:40:00I got up.
00:40:01I found them.
00:40:03I saved their asses
00:40:04from those mermaids
00:40:06or whatever it was.
00:40:07And, you know,
00:40:09that got me
00:40:10in the good graces.
00:40:10Now, yes,
00:40:11yes,
00:40:12technically,
00:40:13after Clark
00:40:13shot the gun
00:40:15and, you know,
00:40:16technically,
00:40:16yes,
00:40:17we did leave them there,
00:40:18but we did send
00:40:20the Coast Guard
00:40:21back to come and get.
00:40:21There was just no room
00:40:22on the boat.
00:40:23No, no,
00:40:24I was not okay
00:40:25with us leaving them.
00:40:26I don't understand
00:40:27why we didn't just
00:40:28put them on the boat.
00:40:30Richard wanted to
00:40:32have his way
00:40:33with the Marines,
00:40:35so we,
00:40:37they made me drive
00:40:38and we had to go
00:40:39back to shore
00:40:40and send the Coast Guard
00:40:41to go get them.
00:40:43Did you see that chick?
00:40:44There was no room
00:40:45on that boat.
00:40:45And so Richard,
00:40:46Richard,
00:40:47Richard saved my life
00:40:48and I,
00:40:49and I'm a man of my word.
00:40:50I'm a man of science
00:40:51and I believe that
00:40:52facts have to be honored
00:40:54and,
00:40:55and I think that,
00:40:56you know,
00:40:56a man as good
00:40:56as his word
00:40:57and,
00:40:57and,
00:40:58and,
00:40:59you know,
00:40:59beyond all hope
00:41:01and against all odds.
00:41:03And the doc,
00:41:06he called the only person
00:41:07that he knows
00:41:08that can somehow
00:41:10pull a rabbit
00:41:11out of a hat.
00:41:12And in order
00:41:13for Richard Brooks
00:41:14to pull that rabbit
00:41:15out of that hat,
00:41:16he's got to get something.
00:41:18Nothing happens
00:41:19with Richard Brooks
00:41:21that is not reciprocal.
00:41:23He only engages
00:41:25in mutually beneficial
00:41:27relationships.
00:41:28I have never seen
00:41:30the man do anything
00:41:31that is selfless.
00:41:32Well,
00:41:33all of that ties back around
00:41:35because now,
00:41:36yes,
00:41:38Richard did save us,
00:41:40but because of that
00:41:42we owed him one
00:41:44and
00:41:46the doc's partially
00:41:47to blame
00:41:48but,
00:41:48I mean,
00:41:49the situation
00:41:50was the situation
00:41:51and
00:41:52as much
00:41:53animosity
00:41:54as I have
00:41:54for the guy,
00:41:55I gotta respect
00:41:57the doc being a man
00:41:58of his word
00:41:58and doing what he said
00:41:59he was gonna do
00:42:00and
00:42:01now he's involved
00:42:03in chasing the unknown.
00:42:04The goal
00:42:05is to examine
00:42:06and research the creature
00:42:08up close and personal.
00:42:09How do we do this
00:42:10without putting the entire team
00:42:11in danger?
00:42:12Allow me to show you.
00:42:14With this.
00:42:16This is the most powerful sedative
00:42:18we were able to acquire.
00:42:20Every good cryptozoologist
00:42:21has one of these
00:42:21at all times,
00:42:22probably under their pillow.
00:42:24Every member of the team
00:42:25has been given one of these
00:42:26just for safety.
00:42:27So if we are able
00:42:28to sedate the creature,
00:42:29we will have
00:42:30the most perfect opportunity
00:42:32for science
00:42:33ever
00:42:35achieved.
00:42:42Hey boss?
00:42:44Hey boss?
00:42:47Richard!
00:42:48You got your gun, right?
00:42:50Jesus Christ!
00:42:52Yes, Clark,
00:42:53I have my gun.
00:42:54I'll never leave
00:42:55the house without it.
00:42:57I don't know
00:42:58if the probation officer
00:42:58knows about it or not.
00:43:00It's alright.
00:43:00It's America.
00:43:03Shame.
00:43:05Wait.
00:43:05Do you think
00:43:06there's something
00:43:07that could actually
00:43:07attack us out here?
00:43:14He's got on
00:43:15a Save by the Bell shirt
00:43:16and he's going to ask
00:43:18us some stupid bullshit.
00:43:19AC Slater says
00:43:20you're a bitch.
00:43:22Very funny.
00:43:26I'm sorry.
00:43:28Wait, wait.
00:43:28What did Mr. Tickle
00:43:30tell you what's going
00:43:30to happen out here tonight?
00:43:32I don't think
00:43:32this is a good way
00:43:33to get in the business.
00:43:34God, you attack us!
00:43:36Oh, yeah, thank you
00:43:38for that, man.
00:43:39I needed it.
00:43:39It's been hot.
00:43:40Yeah, man,
00:43:41it's not a bad way
00:43:42to get into the business,
00:43:43I guess.
00:43:45Hey, uh,
00:43:46human meat shield.
00:43:48There's, I think
00:43:48I see something up there.
00:43:49Go check it out.
00:43:50Real quick.
00:43:52Go, go check out
00:43:53this hole.
00:43:55That way.
00:44:01You know, uh,
00:44:02I hope that
00:44:03Officer Barney Fyfe
00:44:04had the good sense
00:44:05to be armed.
00:44:07I really hate
00:44:08for something bad
00:44:09to happen to him.
00:44:10Ha, ha, ha.
00:44:14All right,
00:44:15Joey, Stevie,
00:44:15you guys be quiet.
00:44:16You never know
00:44:17what's in these woods.
00:44:19Trust me,
00:44:19I know from experience.
00:44:22And besides,
00:44:23I'd be lying
00:44:24if I was saying
00:44:26there wasn't a part of me
00:44:27that hopes this whole thing
00:44:28is just another
00:44:29internet hoax,
00:44:30like, uh,
00:44:31like Slenderman
00:44:32or Siren Head.
00:44:33Yeah.
00:44:34Or the Wendigos.
00:44:35Wendigos.
00:44:36Hey, man,
00:44:36those are real.
00:44:39Well, look,
00:44:40my next question is
00:44:41if the Wendigos are real,
00:44:43how far removed
00:44:44is the rake
00:44:44from the Wendigos?
00:44:47Oh!
00:44:49Doc!
00:44:50Doc,
00:44:51I need a thermal reading!
00:44:52Is this thing working?
00:44:54Doc, doc!
00:44:55I'm not getting
00:44:56anything on the thermal.
00:44:58I don't see anything either.
00:44:59Oh, I'm sorry.
00:45:00I don't remember
00:45:01asking for a second opinion.
00:45:03Remind me
00:45:03where you got
00:45:04your doctorate from?
00:45:05I didn't know
00:45:05you needed a damn doctor
00:45:06to stare at your screen, pal.
00:45:08Doc, we hear rustling
00:45:09in the bushes.
00:45:10Bro, is that the Wendigos, bro?
00:45:13Doc!
00:45:13Doc, I need to know
00:45:14do we have an incoming?
00:45:15Hey!
00:45:18Doc!
00:45:19Tell me something, doc!
00:45:21Well, you know,
00:45:22I've been involved
00:45:23in investigations
00:45:24in similar environments,
00:45:25but at that time,
00:45:27I was in law enforcement.
00:45:29I was coming
00:45:29from a law enforcement
00:45:30background,
00:45:31and in this investigation,
00:45:33I had to do that
00:45:34because of the surroundings,
00:45:36but I also had to think about,
00:45:38hey, where's the camera?
00:45:40I enjoyed working with him.
00:45:41He and I
00:45:42have always gotten along well.
00:45:44He's easy to work with.
00:45:45And, you know,
00:45:47there's lots of spooky things
00:45:49out in the woods,
00:45:50but, you know,
00:45:52a glowing white entity
00:45:54with claws, you know,
00:45:57nine inches long,
00:45:58I mean, that's something
00:46:00to really be concerned about
00:46:01if it sneaks up behind you.
00:46:03So I was really,
00:46:04I was really on my toes, you know?
00:46:07I don't want to lose anybody
00:46:09in an investigation.
00:46:10It was a nice change of pace
00:46:12to work with the deputy
00:46:15who trusted my judgment
00:46:17and my professionalism.
00:46:19You know,
00:46:20in these types of situations,
00:46:22it's do or die.
00:46:24And I was doing everything
00:46:26I could to survive,
00:46:27and I hate to sound so cold,
00:46:30or,
00:46:31and I mean,
00:46:32Joey's,
00:46:34Joey's been with us a while.
00:46:36You know,
00:46:36I don't want to see anybody
00:46:37get injured,
00:46:38but when situations
00:46:40like that happen,
00:46:41it's survive.
00:46:42And in survival situations
00:46:44and survival instincts
00:46:45kick in,
00:46:47I mean,
00:46:47ultimately,
00:46:48everybody's only concerned
00:46:49about one thing,
00:46:50and that's themselves.
00:46:55Hey, boss,
00:46:56you might want to get
00:46:57on the comms.
00:46:58There's definitely
00:46:58something going on.
00:46:59I'm on the comms right now.
00:47:01See?
00:47:01It's in the air.
00:47:06Do they have anything
00:47:07over there?
00:47:07What's going on?
00:47:08I mean,
00:47:08I can't tell
00:47:09because you won't
00:47:09stop fucking talking.
00:47:11Hey, guys,
00:47:11what the fuck is this?
00:47:15Are you kidding me?
00:47:16This was beside us
00:47:17the whole time?
00:47:19Logan!
00:47:19Yeah?
00:47:20Get the fucking camera up.
00:47:21What are you doing, man?
00:47:22Hey, yeah,
00:47:22we're going to work now.
00:47:24Yeah, cool.
00:47:25We got it?
00:47:26Get in there, boss.
00:47:27Get in there.
00:47:27How do I look?
00:47:27Yeah, looking great.
00:47:28All right.
00:47:28Righto?
00:47:29Of course I do.
00:47:29Yeah.
00:47:30All right.
00:47:30Right, right.
00:47:31We got you.
00:47:31I got you, boss.
00:47:32We have been trekking
00:47:33through the woods all night
00:47:34and we have come upon
00:47:35something that looks to be
00:47:36a nest of the creature.
00:47:38A nest?
00:47:39Did you just say a nest?
00:47:41That's what it looks like, doc.
00:47:43Well, turn on your thermal reader for me.
00:47:46That's a severed orc.
00:47:48Hey, uh, guys?
00:47:49We just heard something
00:47:50moving in the woods.
00:47:52It sounds like whatever it is
00:47:53is probably headed your way.
00:47:55He's right.
00:47:57Now that both of the thermal readers are on,
00:47:59I can see movement
00:48:00and it's headed straight for you, Richard.
00:48:03Jesus.
00:48:04Clark, get over here, man.
00:48:06Come on.
00:48:06Lock and load time.
00:48:07It's go time, baby.
00:48:08No.
00:48:09No, no.
00:48:09No locking, no loading.
00:48:11No bullets.
00:48:12Use the Trank Dart gun in Clark's bag.
00:48:16The Trank Dart gun?
00:48:18Are you kidding me?
00:48:19No.
00:48:19I'm going to stick with the real gun, doc.
00:48:26All right.
00:48:29Richard, I swear to God!
00:48:36Richard, I need that extra gun!
00:48:50No, I need that extra gun!
00:48:56Richard, for the love of God,
00:48:59stop firing at the creature!
00:49:01Fuck!
00:49:02Fuck, there's something!
00:49:04For the love of God,
00:49:05there's something this thing is fucking epic!
00:49:07How's this non-leaf of God?
00:49:13Hey!
00:49:15Deputy Do-Right!
00:49:16This thing is pissed,
00:49:19on fucking fire,
00:49:21and it's head straight for you!
00:49:26Yeah?
00:49:27Well, thanks for the heads up.
00:49:29We'll be ready.
00:49:31I think.
00:49:32Oh, shit!
00:49:37Son of a bitch!
00:49:38Same shoulder!
00:49:40Ah!
00:49:41Ah!
00:49:43Ah!
00:49:45Ah!
00:49:45Ah!
00:49:57Ah!
00:49:59Ah!
00:49:59Ah!
00:50:00Ah!
00:50:00Ah!
00:50:00Out of the door, please!
00:50:02Ah!
00:50:02Good lord!
00:50:04It's happening!
00:50:04What in the name of Sir Isaac Newton happened to you two?
00:50:07It's happening again, Doc!
00:50:08What?
00:50:11Where's Derek?
00:50:12Uh, well, um...
00:50:15Some of them is here, and...
00:50:17Some of them is right there.
00:50:19Oh my god, it cannot be happening!
00:50:21It cannot be happening!
00:50:22Can we focus on the gaping wound in my shoulder?
00:50:25Get him inside!
00:50:33Set a perimeter or something!
00:50:35You heard it?
00:50:36Set a perimeter!
00:50:42You know, it's...
00:50:45It's a strange situation.
00:50:47I'm the only one that's really been trained in how to handle high stress situations.
00:50:52You run and you scream loudly.
00:50:55You freak out!
00:50:56And then you get it all out of your system.
00:50:58And then you...
00:50:59You recompose.
00:51:00You breathe.
00:51:01You reset.
00:51:01You come back.
00:51:02Science prevails.
00:51:04Yeah...
00:51:05I don't know if there's really a way you can prepare for something like that when everything's
00:51:08going wrong.
00:51:08Everybody around you is an idiot.
00:51:09I mean, when everybody...
00:51:11When you're smarter than everybody in the room, it's just difficult to...
00:51:13You know...
00:51:14You just have to realize that the base instincts are gonna kick in sometimes.
00:51:18You know, you think back, when all this chaos is going down, I'm really the only one that
00:51:25should know how to handle that.
00:51:27But on the other side of that, survival instinct kicks in and that's exactly what you're trying
00:51:34to do is just survive.
00:51:36Joey's always kind of been a little on the whiny side.
00:51:43But he was a trooper.
00:51:46Stevie!
00:51:47We need something to clean this with!
00:51:49Right here, brother.
00:51:53It's not that bad, Joey.
00:51:55Don't worry.
00:51:56Tiggle!
00:51:57We need to get somebody out here!
00:51:58Who can we call?
00:51:59Gene said there's no cell phone service.
00:52:01That's not why we have a satellite phone!
00:52:03And Wi-Fi hotspots!
00:52:04But that don't help the fact that we're out here in the middle of nowhere.
00:52:06I oughtn't have to wait for everything with a bloodthirsty monster out there that's
00:52:09ready to kill us.
00:52:10Well, to be fair, I'm pretty sure he had a taste for human blood long before we got
00:52:13here.
00:52:13Oh yeah, we're just supposed to wait for the damn cops to show up and kill it?
00:52:16Well, do you have a better plan?
00:52:18Yeah, we're all gonna fucking die!
00:52:22That is definitely a possibility.
00:52:27And with that kind of an attitude, most likely.
00:52:37Now, we could just tuck tail and run.
00:52:40Or, we could do what we came here to do and bag us a motherfucking rake.
00:52:45Doc, you said that you wanted this thing alive, right?
00:52:48Well, since we're gonna be bait already, I say we have a few surprises waiting for this
00:52:51son of bitch.
00:52:52Yeah, exactly.
00:52:53Steven, get on the satellite phone.
00:52:54Just go ahead and start calling the helicopter.
00:52:56It's gonna take him forever to fucking get here anyway.
00:52:59That gives us plenty of time to set a perimeter.
00:53:01Doc, you stay here with Joey and we make that money and catch us a rake.
00:53:32It's okay.
00:53:35You're mine now.
00:53:38I'll see you every time you close your eyes.
00:53:43Until I take you.
00:53:46We are connected now!
00:53:55What?
00:53:57What is it?
00:53:58What?
00:53:59What's the matter?
00:54:00What happened?
00:54:01Just calm down, Joey.
00:54:02Calm down, man.
00:54:03Just breathe, alright?
00:54:05I can't breathe.
00:54:05It'll be okay.
00:54:12One shot.
00:54:13Richter Brooks comes.
00:54:15Here's the steal of the thunder.
00:54:19Joey!
00:54:20Joey!
00:54:21Joey!
00:54:21What?
00:54:21You're okay?
00:54:21How's the shoulder?
00:54:23So you're good, right?
00:54:24Fine.
00:54:25Hey, guys.
00:54:26Whoa!
00:54:27Sorry.
00:54:29Sorry.
00:54:30Sorry.
00:54:31Okay?
00:54:32It took me forever, but I finally got in touch with the police.
00:54:36Helicopter's on its way.
00:54:37They cannot give me an estimated time of arrival, but they promised me that-
00:55:12You nailed the mermaid one shot, but the ring's three feet from you, and you fucking mess!
00:55:17I'm sorry, boss.
00:55:18I squeezed when I said I pulled.
00:55:20Stop!
00:55:20I'm so sorry.
00:55:20I'm so sorry.
00:55:23Oh!
00:55:23And by the way, you're welcome for saving your ass again!
00:55:27I hate you!
00:55:29So much!
00:55:30You know, something tells me that you're a little bit ungr-
00:55:35Ugh.
00:55:36Yeah.
00:55:36Hey, you just stepped on Steven, asshole!
00:55:39Ungrateful?!
00:55:40I feel bad for what happened to him.
00:55:43But at the same time, he was ready to take on that rake.
00:55:47But he wasn't ready to take on that rake.
00:55:50I mean, it was a lot of blood.
00:55:53I was really scientifically interested in how much blood came out of that guy.
00:55:57Ew!
00:55:58It never stopped.
00:56:00I really feel like he might still be bleeding somewhere right now at this very minute.
00:56:06I kind of feel bad for stepping on him, but I was running away.
00:56:11Well, I mean, he was a great guy.
00:56:13He was really getting the job done for a while there.
00:56:15Like, he got the helicopter for us that showed up, and then it seemed like he knew what he was
00:56:18doing.
00:56:19And his heart was in the right place.
00:56:23That's a bad choice of words.
00:56:24Can we just-
00:56:26Ungrateful?!
00:56:27You know what?
00:56:27You're a bad host!
00:56:30Whoa!
00:56:30Listen here, motherfucker!
00:56:32I hope the rake takes your heart!
00:56:35I hope he does too!
00:56:36We have to act quickly if we're gonna capture this creature alive.
00:56:39We have to save Joey!
00:56:40Joey's fine!
00:56:41Look at him!
00:56:41Save Joey?
00:56:42What are you talking about?
00:56:44Joey's okay!
00:56:45You're okay, right, Joey?
00:56:47I'm far from okay.
00:56:49I had this weird dream, more like a nightmare.
00:56:53A nightmare?
00:56:54A nightmare!
00:56:55A nightmare!
00:56:56See?
00:56:56Listen, and it was about the rake!
00:56:59I couldn't move.
00:57:00I couldn't scream.
00:57:02I couldn't do anything, and then-
00:57:05And then what?
00:57:06What, Joey?
00:57:08And then it spoke to me.
00:57:10It told me we're connected.
00:57:12It told me it was gonna kill me.
00:57:14Alright, everybody!
00:57:15Back up!
00:57:15Joey's infected!
00:57:17Get away from him!
00:57:18Listen to me!
00:57:18This is not good, okay?
00:57:20Listen to me!
00:57:20This proves that the rake does have some kind of supernatural component, right?
00:57:24And everything I've read means that this is not good!
00:57:26The rake is connected to its victim somehow, and it drives them crazy from sleep deprivation!
00:57:31Being marked like this is not a good thing!
00:57:34Shit, Doc!
00:57:35Doc!
00:57:35You gotta save me!
00:57:36What can we do?
00:57:37We can use a nightmare somehow!
00:57:39Wait, wait, wait.
00:57:40Yeah!
00:57:41Wait, so we're doing Freddy Krueger shit now, Doc?
00:57:44What are you talking about?
00:57:45Freddy Krueger?
00:57:46Who?
00:57:47Doc, don't sit here and tell me that you don't know who Freddy Krueger is!
00:57:53Listen, alright, that aside-
00:57:54You don't know Freddy Krueger who's Freddy Krueger!
00:57:55Okay, okay, okay!
00:57:57I believe you, you don't know who Freddy Krueger is.
00:57:59But, if he's connected somehow, how about we just use him as bait?
00:58:05What?
00:58:06Bait?
00:58:07They wanted to use me as fucking bait!
00:58:10Well, as soon as he said it, the first thing I thought is this is classic Richard Brooks.
00:58:15I've been through this before with the Doc.
00:58:17I know it was a terrible idea, but in the heightened emotions of what's going on, and
00:58:23there's only so much one person can do to try to stop bad ideas from happening, and
00:58:30as much as I hate to say it, Richard Brooks can be convincing.
00:58:33Good idea or bad idea?
00:58:36It was a good idea, as much as I hate to admit it, Richard sometimes stumbles upon brilliance,
00:58:42and I was able to harness it and make it a more nuanced sort of experience.
00:58:47You know, it's not exactly Wile E. Coyote and Roadrunner or anything like that, but it was scientifically proven.
00:58:54Richard, that's not...
00:58:55That could totally work.
00:58:57What?
00:58:57Thank you, Doctor!
00:58:59That's a brilliant idea.
00:59:00Oh, I know.
00:59:00That's not gonna work.
00:59:01No way.
00:59:02Hey, wait a minute.
00:59:03Oh, we gotta get it ready.
00:59:04We gotta get ready before the helicopters arrive.
00:59:05Come on, let's go.
00:59:24Not that anyone asked me, but no, I'm not okay with this plan.
00:59:30Joey, shut the fuck up, okay?
00:59:33The point of you being bait is to not point out that we're sitting over here.
00:59:37Don't worry, bro.
00:59:38We ain't gonna let nothing get close enough to let Bingo on you out here, bro.
00:59:43Can we at least all agree that the giant Eat It Joey sign's a bit excessive?
00:59:50Oh, okay, alright.
00:59:51Uh, yeah, maybe the giant spotlight's a little too much.
00:59:54Go ahead, Clark.
00:59:55Set it off.
00:59:55Uh, I really can't do that for me, boss.
00:59:58Sorry, bud, I tried.
01:00:01Fuck you!
01:00:04Oh, you know, just peachy.
01:00:06Wonderful.
01:00:07You know, a valued member of the crew.
01:00:11He was a trooper.
01:00:13When Richard called him out to be the bait, uh, I wouldn't have wanted to be in his position.
01:00:21Because, I mean, he was left out there injured.
01:00:24I feel so bad because he got the same shoulder attacked again.
01:00:29That dude's gonna have some long-term issues to deal with.
01:00:32So, I got in the van and Joey decided, heroically, to, uh, be bait.
01:00:38And, and I wasn't gonna argue because I'm just a scientist.
01:00:41So, I mean, I, I leave that to the, to the weapons expert.
01:00:44I leave that to, uh, to other great minds of their field.
01:00:48I, I, I do what I do and they do what they do.
01:00:51And, and, and, and I just wanted to get the creature back in the area.
01:00:55And, and, and as long as that happens, then, every, no, he was fine, right?
01:00:59He was fine.
01:01:01Uh, I mean, it was hours that we were just out there and counting the cigarettes Richard smoked
01:01:08and counting, counting the times, you know, Joey complained about this or that.
01:01:15I mean, it was just seemed like we were, we're not headed anywhere.
01:01:38Thank you, Clark.
01:01:52Okay, fellas, the helicopter ought to be here in just a few minutes.
01:01:55We might have to call this a night.
01:02:00Yeah, man.
01:02:01Oh, yeah.
01:02:03It's great.
01:02:03Great job.
01:02:04Joey, you did, you did fucking fantastic.
01:02:06Deputy, make yourself useful.
01:02:08Go, go, go get the, uh, let them out.
01:02:11Useful?
01:02:12Why don't you make yourself useful?
01:02:15Listen, guys.
01:02:17Great job.
01:02:18We fucking did it.
01:02:19We got plenty of stuff.
01:02:21We can definitely get something that's gonna blow the producer's socks off.
01:02:25So proud of y'all.
01:02:26I'm also drunk.
01:02:28You're never gonna fucking change, are you, dick?
01:02:32Hey!
01:02:33I'm sorry.
01:02:34I thought we were under some sort of pressure here to get content kicked down, alright?
01:02:38According to my calculations.
01:02:40Mission accomplished.
01:02:41Alright?
01:02:42Come on, Joey.
01:02:43Let's, let's get out of here and go back home and count all of our money.
01:02:50You're such a fucking genius here.
01:02:53Listen, man.
01:02:54Since you were such a good sport, helicopter rides on me.
01:02:57I'm just gonna charge it to the show anyway.
01:03:03Oh, yeah.
01:03:05Alright.
01:03:07The least I can do, bud.
01:03:08Come on, Clark.
01:03:09Let's get out of here.
01:03:12Yeah!
01:03:13That's right, motherfuckers!
01:03:15You thought you were smarter than me!
01:03:17You thought you were smarter than Richard Clark!
01:03:21Fuck you, you anorexic bitch!
01:03:23Woo!
01:03:24Goddamn it!
01:03:25Holy shit, Clark!
01:03:26You did it!
01:03:27You got him!
01:03:28Yeah, that's just the way we used to capture all hoes back home.
01:03:31If you get the loudest son of a bitch, you can't use this bateman.
01:03:33Snatch him up.
01:03:33We'll even know what happened.
01:03:34Well, the thing is, you fake it till you make it.
01:03:39So, when Deputy Thomas, former Deputy Thomas, told me I had a great idea about capturing
01:03:47the rake, and I told him that we used to capture hogs.
01:03:50Like, I've never hunted hogs before.
01:03:53I never captured hogs before.
01:03:55That was just some shit that I made up.
01:03:57Well, initially I was skeptical that that would even work.
01:04:00But, I mean, it did work.
01:04:03So, you know, as much as I originally thought it was a terrible idea, it had some merit because
01:04:11it did catch him, technically.
01:04:15Doc sucks up now.
01:04:16How are you?
01:04:18Hey, Doc?
01:04:19Yeah, Doc?
01:04:21I wouldn't get too close to that thing if I were you.
01:04:24Not until we have a chance to sedate it.
01:04:26Don't worry, Doc.
01:04:27This guy's wrapped up tighter than a duck's asshole.
01:04:41No!
01:04:42No!
01:05:05The only thing that I could think
01:05:08when that thing was going after
01:05:10Richard was
01:05:13I've got to save Richard
01:05:14It doesn't matter if this thing kills me
01:05:24Hey
01:05:40You're going to be okay, alright?
01:05:42You just take care of yourself, alright?
01:05:44Hopefully
01:05:44I would say thanks, but I wouldn't mean it
01:05:48Man
01:05:52I'm the one who brought Stevie into this
01:05:55You know, back in the Bogman days
01:06:00I felt responsible for it
01:06:02I got him away that one time
01:06:04When things were going really bad
01:06:05When the Bogman
01:06:06I managed to get him to walk away
01:06:10And I drug him back for this
01:06:13Stevie
01:06:17Travis?
01:06:20Oh, the guy with the
01:06:22Always dropping the boom mic in the frame
01:06:25I mean, he seems like a cool dude
01:06:28I didn't have any
01:06:30Problem with him
01:06:31He clearly was just in the
01:06:34Wrong place at the wrong time
01:06:36So I
01:06:38I feel in a lot of ways
01:06:39Responsible for what happened to him
01:06:41And
01:06:46It sucks
01:06:47It tears me up quite a bit
01:06:49I mean, look
01:06:52We tried to tell him not to get so close
01:06:54But
01:06:55He just made a mistake
01:06:57And it cost him his life
01:06:59I mean
01:06:59And
01:07:01I don't
01:07:01I don't know
01:07:02Like
01:07:03Again
01:07:04Cleared of all charges
01:07:05Nothing to do with me
01:07:06Whatsoever
01:07:07I
01:07:07I was just
01:07:09Brains of the operation
01:07:10No, absolutely
01:07:11Just brains
01:07:13My glasses
01:07:16There's still some ACV on these
01:07:19And I think about that
01:07:21Every time I put these glasses on
01:07:22To go shoot something
01:07:26Sounds a little bit morbid
01:07:27I know
01:07:28But
01:07:28Here's the thing
01:07:30Stevie was good at his craft
01:07:32He was a good dude
01:07:35He just made a mistake
01:07:37And unfortunately
01:07:38There's
01:07:39No coming back from that one
01:07:44Just get better, okay?
01:07:45Yeah
01:07:50I believe it's not
01:07:51We
01:07:52Finally got one
01:07:54Yes, we did
01:07:55Not too bad for a single day's work, right?
01:07:57I would be inclined to agree with you, my friend
01:08:02Oh, yeah
01:08:03Woo
01:08:04We got it
01:08:05Yeah
01:08:05All right, next question is
01:08:08What are we going to do with this anorexic son of a bitch?
01:08:12Clark, I got him
01:08:15Got him?
01:08:18Clark's got him and it's fine
01:08:19What is this?
01:08:21Who is this?
01:08:23Did you call somebody?
01:08:26Steven said he had permits, right?
01:08:29I mean, I know we have dead bodies we got to deal with
01:08:31What the...
01:08:32I hear, uh, deputy, you do all the talking, right?
01:08:35Howdy, fellas!
01:08:41Fancy meeting you boys way out here
01:08:43Rafferty?
01:08:44Rafferty?
01:08:45Rafferty?
01:08:46Rafferty!
01:08:46Rafferty!
01:08:47Rafferty?
01:08:48What the hell are you doing out here?
01:08:50Yeah, this isn't mountain, Ben
01:08:52No, this isn't mountain, Ben
01:08:54Looks like you boys stepped into something here that ain't gonna wash off
01:08:57But don't worry, I got the boys from the government here to help us out
01:09:02I finally had something
01:09:04A live specimen
01:09:07Live capture specimen
01:09:09That I would have absolute proof that no one could deny
01:09:13That everybody's argued about the Bigfoot corpse that I have being real
01:09:17Everybody's argued about the Merwoman piece that I have not being real
01:09:23Rake was a live specimen that no one could have disputed
01:09:27And then these government guys just show up and take him from me
01:09:31Like with these goons, like from the government
01:09:33Yeah, right, they look like they stepped out of a Hawaii 5-0 set or something
01:09:36I was kind of surprised, but not really
01:09:38Because he definitely has some connections
01:09:42But that's the other thing I don't understand
01:09:44How could these guys be serious
01:09:46If Rafferty's involved
01:09:47How
01:09:50Something doesn't add up yet
01:09:54I'm gonna figure it out
01:09:56Trust me
01:09:58I will figure it out
01:10:00Who knew that he was in connections with the government?
01:10:06Speaking of
01:10:08Rafferty's an idiot
01:10:09And there's no way that
01:10:11But if he found us there
01:10:14In the
01:10:16Rafferty
01:10:18Then he might be able to find
01:10:22I gotta go
01:10:24Back him and back him, boys
01:10:26Hey, back up, back up
01:10:32Gentlemen
01:10:35Looks like you have new employers now
01:10:38You work with us
01:10:40Don't worry about it
01:10:41We're gonna be getting with you real soon
01:10:43See you later
01:10:45Hang on a minute
01:10:46Do they pay?
01:10:47What do they pay?
01:10:48Rafferty, wait
01:10:49You can't just run off with my
01:10:53Rafferty
01:10:55Get back here
01:10:56What do they pay?
01:10:57He just
01:10:58He just took it
01:11:00Come on
01:11:01Doc
01:11:01Break down
01:11:02We put the blue one right
01:11:03No
01:11:06No
01:11:07No
01:11:08No
01:11:09No
01:11:12I can't do it
01:11:13No
01:11:14I can't do it
01:11:16No
01:11:18No
01:11:24No
01:11:25No
01:11:25No
01:11:25No
01:11:26No
01:11:26No
01:11:26No
01:11:26No
01:11:26No
01:11:26No
01:11:27No
01:11:27No
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