00:00This man showered every day using a woolly mammoth's trunk.
00:02After bathing, he'd grab a small crocodile and rub it across his face,
00:06as if it were his electric razor.
00:07In this world, animals were used as tools.
00:09This was a dirt poor caveman who rode a dinosaur to work at the quarry every day.
00:13There was a reason he was poor.
00:15His wake-up time depended entirely on the weather.
00:17When the sun came up, sunlight would shine through a crystal, igniting a rope.
00:20The next second, a rock would slam down on his head, keeping him alert all day.
00:24Then his wife would bring out a stone pot and prepare a dinosaur egg for his breakfast.
00:27A single egg was enough to feed the whole family.
00:30After breakfast, his wife told him the kitchen disposal was broken.
00:33He walked into the kitchen and immediately spotted the problem.
00:35The wild boar had indigestion.
00:37He stuck his hand into the boar's mouth and pulled out the debris, clogging it up.
00:40Now he didn't need to replace the machine.
00:42When he left for work, he'd hop into his convertible ride, a car that didn't need fuel.
00:46Just sprinkle some water on his feet, and the thing would run all day.
00:49The only downside was that breaking wore down the soles of his feet.
00:52Residents mainly got around by bus, and the more passengers on board, the faster it went.
00:56Meanwhile, the wealthy didn't need to run at all.
00:58They just rode giant pterodactyls wherever they wanted to go.
01:01He clocked in right on time every day.
01:03For lunch, he'd devour an entire dinosaur leg with beer, and even the bottle opener was fully automatic.
01:08After work, he'd play his favorite game.
01:09He first had the frog blow air onto his palm.
01:12That way, he'd get better grip when holding the ball.
01:14After a short run-up, he'd easily nail a strike.
01:18Then one day, the boss announced he was promoting someone to general manager from among the employees.
01:23The selection method consists of a written examination.
01:25The man was thrilled and started fantasizing about his wonderful future.
01:29The man was thrilled and excited about his wonderful future.
