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00:24:52We must not go!
00:24:55What are you doing?
00:25:01What are you doing? Look, we have to wait outside.
00:25:05Hunter can't park here. We have to wait for him.
00:25:07Oh, my God.
00:25:09Bloody coward.
00:25:11We have to...
00:25:16Those boys are lost.
00:25:21I must go and retrieve them.
00:25:44This is England.
00:25:46No.
00:25:48This is Chicago.
00:25:50Me, me, me.
00:25:52This is the United States.
00:25:56The last I remember was in Sussex, England, in my castle chambers.
00:26:00You don't remember anything since then?
00:26:01No.
00:26:03Do you think maybe you've suffered some sort of memory loss from the accident?
00:26:07Yes. After I drank the bush when I remember nothing.
00:26:10Onions?
00:26:11All of them.
00:26:13You like to eat hot dogs, huh?
00:26:14I like to eat every kind of dog.
00:26:18No, no, no, no.
00:26:21Stop, stop, stop, stop.
00:26:22I'm sorry.
00:26:23I'm so very sorry.
00:26:25He's...
00:26:25He's French.
00:26:27Yeah, very.
00:26:35Hi, honey.
00:26:37Situation's much worse than I thought.
00:26:38What are you talking about?
00:26:41Bonjour.
00:26:44Holy shit.
00:26:48Um...
00:26:48Hunter, this is Thibault Malfait.
00:26:51Thibault, this is my fiancee, Hunter.
00:26:54Who's the mayor?
00:26:55Are you noble?
00:26:56No, sorry.
00:26:57But I can certainly tell that you are.
00:26:59Uh, and this is Andre, Thibault's assistant.
00:27:03Hello, big nose.
00:27:05Run behind the chariot, peasant.
00:27:07Yes, my son.
00:27:07He can't run behind the car.
00:27:10He cannot ride with us.
00:27:11He's not noble.
00:27:12Yes, but he has to ride in the car.
00:27:14He's very fast.
00:27:15We're taking the freeway.
00:27:16You can run 70 miles an hour, can you?
00:27:18I have good boots.
00:27:19No, you must sit in the car, please.
00:27:23And fast.
00:27:24No, I'm sure you are.
00:27:25I'd love to see you run sometime.
00:27:26Obey.
00:27:27Yes, my God.
00:27:31Do you want some, Doug?
00:27:45Too fast.
00:27:47Are you okay, Mr. Pate?
00:27:49Yes.
00:27:51Too fast.
00:27:53Annie, could you just slow down just a little bit?
00:27:55I'm going 22 miles an hour.
00:27:57Yes, I know.
00:27:58Could you try going 21?
00:28:04Hey, what's the matter with you?
00:28:07Get out of here.
00:28:08Go.
00:28:11What?
00:28:13It's gonna be fine.
00:28:22Oh, dear.
00:28:35Get in and open the door.
00:28:37All right.
00:28:37All right.
00:28:38Let's go inside.
00:28:40Hi, sweetie.
00:28:41Hello, Churchill.
00:28:43Hello.
00:28:43Come here.
00:28:43Give Mom a high five.
00:28:45All right.
00:28:45That's my boy.
00:28:47Let's go.
00:28:51Like the hat.
00:28:57Angelique!
00:28:59I need you now.
00:29:01Come here, Peasant.
00:29:02Stop, stop.
00:29:03Okay, I'm coming.
00:29:05Hurry up.
00:29:11How did you do that?
00:29:20Night.
00:29:23Day.
00:29:24Night.
00:29:25Day.
00:29:26I do not have this invention in my castle.
00:29:29You don't have power?
00:29:30I have the power to judge and condemn to death any villain on my land.
00:29:34Oh, really?
00:29:36Hunter will be so jealous.
00:29:38I'm gonna get you two something to drink.
00:29:42You know, make Hunter one of his power dude smoothie things.
00:29:46I'd offer you one, but nobody seems to like him but him.
00:29:50Thank God.
00:29:55Um, Andre, could you please stop that?
00:29:58Um, just, I'm starting to feel like I'm in a disco, you know?
00:30:07My dear lady, you said you would offer me your assistance.
00:30:11Well, yes, anything.
00:30:13What do you need?
00:30:14I need to find a wizard.
00:30:16Ah!
00:30:18Sorry, master.
00:30:18Idiot!
00:30:19I apologize to the left!
00:30:22Oops.
00:30:23Sorry, master.
00:30:24I asked for mercy.
00:30:26Forgive me, my lady.
00:30:27No, it's okay.
00:30:28The floor needed to be cleaned anyway.
00:30:30So, um, you were saying something about, what, should we say a wizard?
00:30:35I need to go back into the talents of time.
00:30:38Of course.
00:30:44I need to just understand what has happened to you, all right?
00:30:47Now, your yacht went down in a storm.
00:30:50No, you must listen.
00:30:52I am from the time of Thibaut VI, and I have come to the future.
00:30:57Okay.
00:30:59Tunnels of time.
00:31:01Wizards.
00:31:02People.
00:31:02Oops!
00:31:07Are you okay?
00:31:09Yes, lady.
00:31:11Lovely flower.
00:31:13I see that.
00:31:14You do not believe me.
00:31:16It is a pity.
00:31:17But please.
00:31:19Drive.
00:31:26Yes.
00:31:27Of course I'll try.
00:31:29She's green.
00:31:30Never really did like the taste of this.
00:31:36Oh, my God.
00:31:39What happened?
00:31:40Nothing.
00:31:46I'm eating this very good meat with vegetables in a fine sauce.
00:31:51I will shit easy tomorrow.
00:31:54Jet lag.
00:31:56All right.
00:31:56I'm sure you would like to wash your hands and whatever else.
00:32:00Why don't you come with me?
00:32:03All right.
00:32:04Here you go.
00:32:10Juliet.
00:32:11Can I talk to you for a moment, please?
00:32:14Don't be bashful with the soap.
00:32:19What is it, master?
00:32:21A throne?
00:32:22It could be.
00:32:25They're crazy.
00:32:26They have been through a terrible ordeal, okay?
00:32:28They have amnesia.
00:32:29Amnesia?
00:32:30They're whacked.
00:32:31They're completely retarded.
00:32:33They're...
00:32:34Ew, you know?
00:32:44Clean water.
00:32:54The long towel has a good fragrance.
00:32:57Thibault is my cousin, Hunter.
00:32:59He's my family.
00:33:01Yeah?
00:33:01I'm not so sure.
00:33:02You know, he doesn't strike me as being particularly noble.
00:33:18Julia, will you please come down here?
00:33:19It's kind of an emergency.
00:33:20Very good fountain.
00:33:22Your French relatives are bathing in the toilet.
00:33:27Oh, my God.
00:33:38Toothbrushes.
00:33:39I'll just leave them right here.
00:33:42Be right back.
00:33:51I'm going to take a shower and go tackle that kitchen.
00:33:54We should hurry her.
00:33:55Dinner reservation's at eight.
00:33:56Oh!
00:33:57Where are we going?
00:33:58Latour.
00:33:59Isn't that, uh, just a little formal for our guests?
00:34:03First you tell me your cousin's nobility.
00:34:05Then you get mad at me when I suggest that maybe, just maybe, he's not.
00:34:09Now you're upset because I picked the best restaurant in town and I just feel like making it possible for
00:34:14me to do the right thing.
00:34:15No, no, no, no.
00:34:16You're right.
00:34:17Latour's going to be great.
00:34:18Thank you, big bear.
00:34:20I'll be in the shower.
00:34:21All right.
00:34:34I'll be in the shower.
00:34:37All right.
00:34:38I'll be in the shower.
00:34:39This is not wine, ignorant peasant.
00:34:42It is oil for the bath.
00:34:45Ah!
00:34:47Hah!
00:34:48Mm.
00:34:49Very good perfume.
00:34:59Hm...
00:35:05Very creamy!
00:35:06Be right, sir.
00:35:08No, Messiah.
00:35:09I've taken a bath at Christmas.
00:35:11Be right!
00:35:12No, no, I'm afraid. I don't want to catch Conan down.
00:35:18Be silent, present.
00:35:21Oh, do you have another bottle of this bathing oil for Andre?
00:35:26Do you realize the bath you just took cost over $2,000?
00:35:29That's American dollars.
00:35:31Is that a lot?
00:35:32Yes, yes it is.
00:35:34Then I will repay you with one of my swans.
00:35:38Oh, well, that sounds fair.
00:35:45My family tree.
00:35:48So many descendants.
00:36:10Hello?
00:36:11Mr. Cassidy, please.
00:36:13Yeah, hold on one second.
00:36:14Hunter?
00:36:15Yeah, honey?
00:36:17Honey, it's your office. Do you want to take it?
00:36:19I'll take it upstairs.
00:36:20Oh, okay.
00:36:22Hello?
00:36:24Hello?
00:36:25Hello.
00:36:26Hello?
00:36:27Hello.
00:36:28Oh, who is this?
00:36:30I'm Andre Lepaté.
00:36:32I have big balls and my ass breathes fire.
00:36:36Wow, that must hurt.
00:36:38Hello.
00:36:39Hello?
00:36:39I told you never to call me here.
00:36:41Oh, I forgot.
00:36:42Hello!
00:36:43Enter!
00:36:43Do you have somebody there with you?
00:36:46You have somebody there with you?
00:36:47Woo!
00:36:49Jesus.
00:36:50Goddamn phone, rock!
00:36:51Hold on, please!
00:36:53I think he hung up the phone.
00:36:55It was Tebow's little retarded homuncular assistant.
00:36:59Look, this is dangerous.
00:37:00I'm going to call you back after Julia goes to bed, okay?
00:37:07Lady Julia, you are more than a rose.
00:37:14You are love's own flower.
00:37:20Come on.
00:37:21That's ridiculous.
00:37:23No, I just, this little thing, I threw it on.
00:37:26I haven't worn it in a couple of years, but I guess I should learn how to take a compliment.
00:37:35Almost.
00:37:41Much better.
00:37:45Kissing cousins.
00:37:48Ooh la la.
00:38:03I don't think that I've ever seen anyone eat a steak in two bites before.
00:38:08See you, see you.
00:38:10Yeah.
00:38:11Ah.
00:38:17Thank you, master.
00:38:20Be blessed.
00:38:22Oh, I can assure you.
00:38:33Oh, thank you.
00:38:37You want some more truffle sauce with that?
00:38:39Hmm.
00:38:44Mm.
00:38:45Mm.
00:38:46Mm.
00:38:47Do you like some more truffle sauce with that?
00:38:51Mm.
00:38:52Mm.
00:38:52Mm.
00:38:52Mm.
00:38:53He's my servant, and he's not worthy of our company.
00:38:58I'm truly sorry, sir.
00:38:59André, would you please enjoy the table?
00:39:01No, no, no, no.
00:39:01It is not possible.
00:39:03Please.
00:39:05Thibaut, please, will you let him sit at the table?
00:39:08For me.
00:39:12I will please you, lovely one.
00:39:16Obey, foolish fork.
00:39:29I think you were worried they wouldn't be comfortable here.
00:39:40Actually, the floor wasn't such a bad place for him.
00:39:44Easier to hose down.
00:39:46Cheese!
00:39:47Very good cheese!
00:39:52André, what are you doing?
00:39:53What are you doing?
00:39:53André, no, no.
00:39:55André, no.
00:39:56André, no.
00:39:57Bad.
00:40:01Eat this.
00:40:02André, could you...
00:40:09This is for dessert, all right?
00:40:10You know what I'm saying?
00:40:11Please, I'm terribly sorry.
00:40:12I'm terribly sorry.
00:40:14I'm sorry.
00:40:15It's all right.
00:40:15Just add it to the check, okay?
00:40:16All right.
00:40:17All right.
00:40:18You eat this after dinner, all right?
00:40:20No, it's all right.
00:40:22It's all right.
00:40:22I'm terribly sorry.
00:40:23Just add it to the bill.
00:40:25All right.
00:40:30I have something on my face.
00:40:32You remind me of the daughter of a king.
00:40:39While we're on the subject of Julia's noble ancestry,
00:40:42you do understand why she was granted control of the estate, don't you?
00:40:45Julia is a malfet.
00:40:46Everything I have is hers.
00:40:49So you have no objection if she retains control of the estate?
00:40:52No.
00:40:53Wonderful.
00:40:54I'm sure you'll be very pleased with our plans.
00:40:56They're gonna make us, I mean, you and Julia, very wealthy.
00:41:00I am already wealthy.
00:41:02I own hundreds of horses, and chests of pepper,
00:41:05four hundred bags of wool, and fifty barrels of Spanish olives.
00:41:09And you own me, sire?
00:41:11Yes.
00:41:12But you have no value.
00:41:15That is true.
00:41:21Excuse you.
00:41:26Leave nothing for the devil.
00:41:28Did you hear what I said?
00:41:29Yes, I did, sweetheart.
00:41:31You're not in very good health, all right?
00:41:33So just try to ignore it, if you can.
00:41:37Sire.
00:41:38What?
00:41:38I want to make pee pee.
00:41:39Ah, you want to pee?
00:41:41Yes.
00:41:42Outside.
00:41:43Outside?
00:41:44But, sire, I could be eaten by the wolves.
00:41:46Find a torch, idiot.
00:41:50Find a torch.
00:41:54Andre has such simple needs.
00:41:56I think that's great.
00:42:14You need some help, sir?
00:42:25Oh, it is beautiful.
00:42:28The water comes out by itself.
00:42:31Oh, oh.
00:42:36It is a magic fountain.
00:42:42Look at this.
00:42:44Hmm, it smells like the forest.
00:42:47All the forest.
00:42:48It's in the small wheel.
00:42:51Hmm, smell it!
00:42:52No, no, thank you.
00:42:53You don't want to smell it.
00:42:54Enjoy yourself.
00:43:00The castle's a wreck, so I'm helping her divide the estate up into more manageable, profitable chunks.
00:43:05We're selling the art and various high-end pieces through our outlet here.
00:43:09Essentially, I'm protecting her.
00:43:10I see that as my role.
00:43:12And the land?
00:43:13Oh, I decided we should sell that, too.
00:43:15It is not for you to decide.
00:43:17Only Lady Julia can say what will be done.
00:43:20I speak for both Julia and myself.
00:43:23You cannot possibly speak for a male fat.
00:43:25What are your wishes, my lady?
00:43:30Well, um...
00:43:31I guess I'd like to think about it a little bit more, actually.
00:43:37Julia?
00:43:37The lady has spoken!
00:43:45The lady is coming!
00:43:46The chicken salad!
00:43:47The lady.
00:43:47Come on, now.
00:43:48Come on, now.
00:43:48Go take all night.
00:44:03What the hell do you think you're doing?
00:44:12Hi, Andrew.
00:44:20I'm afraid I'm going to have to add an order of chicken a la umbrella to your bill.
00:44:41Smell the forest.
00:44:42Yes.
00:44:43It's Minty.
00:44:44It's from the Blue Fountain.
00:44:46Yes.
00:44:47Yeah.
00:44:47Yeah.
00:44:48Yeah.
00:44:48Oh, all right.
00:44:50All right, honey, would you like a mint?
00:44:53Yeah.
00:44:53All right, good.
00:44:54So you're a hunter?
00:44:55Diba?
00:44:55Yes, master.
00:45:10Was it good?
00:45:11Mm.
00:45:12Give me none.
00:45:13Yes.
00:45:14Very minty.
00:45:39Ah.
00:45:41Good evening, fine sir.
00:45:43I'm seeking Tibalt of Malfit.
00:45:45The Duke of Anjou?
00:45:47The great chevalier?
00:45:58André does not need a bed.
00:46:00He will be happy with some straw.
00:46:03Yes.
00:46:04We're out of straw.
00:46:13My belly's soft.
00:46:19It's time for the family feud introducing the Frye family.
00:46:24Oh!
00:46:24Poor little people.
00:46:25They're trapped inside.
00:46:27Oh, God of mercy.
00:46:29What are we going to do?
00:46:31What are we going to do, missire?
00:46:32Free them.
00:46:32Chuck, Farrell, and Norman, Terry, and Linda.
00:46:37Let's start.
00:46:41Bunny?
00:46:43You really think these guys have amnesia?
00:46:45I don't know.
00:46:46They're coming!
00:46:52So you admit they're clinically insane?
00:46:54I didn't say that.
00:46:55Oh, come on.
00:46:59Where did they go, my lord?
00:47:12They were inside.
00:47:13We could not save them.
00:47:15It's tragic.
00:47:17Well, we've never really used this room anyway.
00:47:20It's a pity.
00:47:29I need to find a wizard now.
00:47:33Um...
00:47:33Do you mind if I get some coffee first?
00:47:40Hi.
00:47:44Jesus Christ!
00:47:45I told you not to leave this stuff in the middle of the driveway.
00:47:48What are you trying to do?
00:47:49Just the lock broke my goddamn neck.
00:47:51I'm sorry, Eddie.
00:47:52Me too.
00:47:52I was gonna move...
00:47:53Do you actually do any gardening around here,
00:47:54or do you just sing out of tune?
00:47:56Just clean it up.
00:47:59Oh!
00:48:00Hey, big belly!
00:48:02You dare to touch a lady?
00:48:04Who the hell are you?
00:48:05I'm Andre, and I base on you.
00:48:07Yeah?
00:48:08Well, you get the hell out of here.
00:48:09I'm gonna call the cops.
00:48:10I'll put her tight to the lady.
00:48:11Lady?
00:48:12You're calling her a...
00:48:14Lady?
00:48:16Right.
00:48:18Sorry.
00:48:19Kiss off it.
00:48:21Do what?
00:48:22Kiss off it!
00:48:23Jesus!
00:48:25Instead of a wizard,
00:48:26I think what we really need to find you is a good doctor.
00:48:29Wizards are the best doctors.
00:48:32What in the world is that?
00:48:34What are you doing?
00:48:36Huh?
00:48:37Call 911!
00:48:38What was going on here?
00:48:40He was very rude, Lady.
00:48:43No cool.
00:48:44A god of arms.
00:48:45He's a noble man.
00:48:47I did not know.
00:48:49Stupid peasant.
00:48:50Who are these guys?
00:48:52Visitors.
00:48:53Do you own this woman?
00:48:54She works for me.
00:48:55Then I will hang my valley by his feet on your behalf.
00:48:58But now, please, my lord, not by the feet!
00:49:00I prefer the thumbs.
00:49:02I gotta meet him again, sir.
00:49:04Rise, idiot.
00:49:06I give him to you for the day.
00:49:07You may beat him if you like.
00:49:09Oh, thanks.
00:49:10But, you know, we just met.
00:49:12Thank you, my great and merciful master!
00:49:15Thank you!
00:49:16Thank you, my lord!
00:49:17Thank you!
00:49:17Let us go.
00:49:18We have a wizard to find.
00:49:21A wizard?
00:49:24Are you French?
00:49:26Yes.
00:49:26Do you like it here?
00:49:27It is very strange.
00:49:29It smells bad.
00:49:30And the food is too little.
00:49:31But the ladies are wonderful.
00:49:34I wish my boss thought like that.
00:49:36Boss.
00:49:37Boss.
00:49:38What is boss?
00:49:39The guy you work for.
00:49:40The big guy.
00:49:40I can have his spoons when he's eating.
00:49:45That is so disgusting.
00:49:47That's so gross.
00:49:49You have to figure out a way to get away from him.
00:49:53He's my master.
00:49:54I don't want to be hung.
00:49:56Hung!
00:49:57You're not gonna be hung!
00:49:58That's completely against the law.
00:50:00Okay?
00:50:01Okay.
00:50:02Yay!
00:50:05Does he pay you a lot of money?
00:50:06Once every month he permits me to hunt pheasant on his lands.
00:50:11So you make no money?
00:50:13I have a treasure.
00:50:21What do you call that again?
00:50:22The L.
00:50:23The L?
00:50:24Mm-hmm.
00:50:25Oh wait, wait, wait.
00:50:26Before we get downstairs to the crowd.
00:50:28I've got this for you.
00:50:29Here's my phone number.
00:50:31Now I want you to wear this just in case you get lost.
00:50:34I will not get lost.
00:50:38You can only be lost if you have no purpose.
00:50:41And I have purpose.
00:50:43Which is to find a...
00:50:44A wizard.
00:50:45Right.
00:50:46I don't even know where to start with that one.
00:50:49I mean, I have never met a wizard.
00:50:52I don't even think they make wizards anymore.
00:50:54Oh!
00:50:55My purse!
00:50:55Wait, take it out!
00:50:57Wait!
00:50:57No!
00:50:59Take the purse!
00:51:00No!
00:51:01He's a thief.
00:51:02I have to cut his hand.
00:51:04No!
00:51:04No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:51:05Please, just take it.
00:51:07Okay.
00:51:08Everything's fine now.
00:51:11Hang him in the public square.
00:51:14Silence, old woman!
00:51:16I'm not helping!
00:51:18I'm helping!
00:51:24Wait!
00:51:25Old, wait!
00:51:26Wait!
00:51:28I am sorry.
00:51:29I thought you were an old hag.
00:51:31I've been called worse.
00:51:33Timo, why don't you come and tell her?
00:51:36Oh, no!
00:51:37Oh, no!
00:51:37No!
00:51:41Would you happen to know a wizard?
00:51:45Can you check me where to find a wizard?
00:51:47A wizard!
00:52:14Oh, no!
00:52:19Pesants!
00:52:20Which one of you can show me to a wizard?
00:52:23There will be a reward.
00:52:24Sir Lancelot here is looking for a wizard.
00:52:27Aren't we all?
00:52:29I am not Lancelot.
00:52:31I am Thibaut Count of Malfette, Duke of Anjou, Baron of Orleans, Lord of Libourne.
00:52:37Oh yeah? Well, I'm Sid from Cicero, Duke of Hazzard, Baron of Billiards, and Lord of Lord-knows-what.
00:52:47And I challenge you to a duel.
00:52:51En garde.
00:52:54Do not make me kill you.
00:52:55En garde, I say.
00:52:57You watching this, honey?
00:53:01I should kill you for your insolence, but I am too thirsty, so instead I will quench my thirst.
00:53:08And yours, and yours.
00:53:15Drink up.
00:53:24Thank you, man.
00:53:27Hey, you're not going to believe a word of this.
00:53:30Not a word of it.
00:53:30Yes, who's the exhibit had another visitor last night.
00:53:34There was this sparks flying and all sorts of weird noises.
00:53:38Then there was this poof.
00:53:40Poof.
00:53:40And a green flash, and then bang, he was there.
00:53:42Who was there?
00:53:43The wizard-looking dude.
00:53:45Wizard, wizard, wizard.
00:53:46Look, he burned the best breath where he came in.
00:53:50Absolutely shocking.
00:53:52Wait a minute.
00:53:54This wasn't here before.
00:54:13He says he's Julia's cousin.
00:54:16I say he's a fake.
00:54:21I want an answer in 24 hours.
00:54:28See, Tiger?
00:54:30Daddy's going to take care of this business.
00:54:32You're going to be nice to me again.
00:54:35Hello?
00:54:36Hunter, you're not going to believe this.
00:54:37Bunny, I'm right here.
00:54:38I'm here for you.
00:54:39I lost him because he was looking for a wizard.
00:54:41And then he just freaked out.
00:54:43Nobody just loses a guy dressed like a medieval knight in Chicago.
00:54:47Yeah, well, I did.
00:54:49Wait, hold on a second.
00:54:50Hello?
00:54:51Yeah, does anybody there know the Count of Whoop-de-doo, the Baron of Bluff?
00:54:55Yes, yes, I do.
00:54:57Wonderful, wonderful.
00:54:58Thank you, thank you.
00:54:59All right, I found him.
00:55:00I got to go.
00:55:00I'm so relieved.
00:55:02Love you.
00:55:02Bye.
00:55:03So he's back, huh?
00:55:04Yeah.
00:55:04Um, I was sort of hoping he'd tripped on his cape and swan-dived to the Chicago River.
00:55:17Chivo!
00:55:21Chivo!
00:55:24Everybody, everybody!
00:55:26This is my great, great, great, great, great granddaughter.
00:55:31Oh, that's true.
00:55:33Actually, uh, grand, grand, grand, grand, grand, grand, grand, grandpa and I must go.
00:55:38No, no, no, no.
00:55:40You have to sing first.
00:55:41Oh, yeah, you got to sing.
00:55:43Yes, you must sing first.
00:55:45Oh, yeah, you got to sing.
00:55:46Oh, yeah.
00:55:48Chevalier de la table ronde.
00:55:51Go te voir, chevalier de la table ronde.
00:55:54Go te voir, oui, oui, oui.
00:55:57Have to go.
00:55:58Now, now, now.
00:55:59Why?
00:55:59Yeah, you have to give us a good reason.
00:56:03I found a wizard.
00:56:04Well, bring him along.
00:56:06Yeah, we're going to tell you.
00:56:07I knew it.
00:56:09Wait up.
00:56:10I must leave you now.
00:56:12Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:56:15So long, Lancelot.
00:56:17I am not Lancelot.
00:56:18I am Thibaut Count of Maltaire.
00:56:21I am not Lancelot.
00:56:23Of course, it is that bloody English wizard.
00:56:27He has told me through time.
00:56:30Right, right.
00:56:31I mean, he probably just whipped up some eye of new potion thingy, and he waved his hands
00:56:35over it a few times, and said some words in Latin, and voila.
00:56:38Voila.
00:56:40Thibaut, I'm starting to believe you.
00:56:43I'm starting to believe everything, and that is a really, really big leap for a 21st century
00:56:47girl.
00:56:47No, I just want you to appreciate that.
00:56:49Okay?
00:56:53There it is.
00:57:03All right.
00:57:05One now.
00:57:09Traiters, don't fools.
00:57:14What is this?
00:57:16I thought you smote her dead.
00:57:18She's not my Rosaline.
00:57:19Julia Malfette.
00:57:20Hi.
00:57:21Oh.
00:57:22Malfette?
00:57:23She's a descendant.
00:57:25Aha.
00:57:26All is not lost, my lord.
00:57:28How long until your magic is ready to return me to my rightful time before the sun is set?
00:57:34Then let us go now and fetch my faithful servants.
00:57:42Ugh.
00:57:43Never smelled like this.
00:57:46Oh.
00:58:03Bloody English wizards.
00:58:05They cannot do anything right.
00:58:15They cannot do anything right.
00:58:18I like your cherry.
00:58:22That's my lipstick.
00:58:25Oh, no, Andre.
00:58:27That's so gross.
00:58:28Hurry up.
00:58:29Spit it out the window.
00:58:35One ruby.
00:58:38That should do it.
00:58:45Hmm.
00:58:5025,000.
00:58:52Whoa!
00:59:00What is all this terrible noise?
00:59:02We would love to go shopping.
00:59:15Oh, big swans!
00:59:25Oh, very small chariots.
00:59:28Little matchbox cars.
00:59:30Ah!
00:59:30Take these.
00:59:37I love these wheel cakes.
00:59:40We call them donuts.
00:59:42Mm.
00:59:43Andre, you can have as many donuts as you want now.
00:59:46Mm.
00:59:46Yes.
00:59:47You can have all of this, Andre.
00:59:50You could go out and get a really big house.
00:59:52And you could have a swimming pool.
00:59:54You could have everything, Andre.
00:59:56I can only have what my master allows.
01:00:00That is not true.
01:00:02This is a democracy.
01:00:03This is America.
01:00:06You are a free man.
01:00:15There are a lot of good things about living in this time.
01:00:18You'll be okay here.
01:00:20I'll make sure of it.
01:00:24You are lion-hearted, Julia.
01:00:26Like the women of your lineage.
01:00:28You have courage.
01:00:31Lion-hearted?
01:00:33No.
01:00:33No.
01:00:34I don't think so.
01:00:35Bunny-hearted, maybe, but no.
01:00:39Come outside.
01:00:41You will learn to protect yourself.
01:00:46What are you doing?
01:00:49Look at me.
01:00:53Take it like this.
01:00:55Power in your arm.
01:01:02Very impressive.
01:01:04Take it.
01:01:07Power.
01:01:08It's in my arms.
01:01:11My arm.
01:01:14I can't do it.
01:01:16It's too heavy.
01:01:17Try again.
01:01:30We areigh.
01:01:35Heather.
01:01:37Ha ha ha!
01:01:51I am getting so tired of this, sneaking around and lying all the time.
01:01:56Hey.
01:02:01Hang in there with me, babe.
01:02:03You're so close.
01:02:07Take me dancing.
01:02:10Take me down.
01:02:23Hey, watch it.
01:02:26I'm sorry.
01:02:27Look what you've done.
01:02:28Let's go, Kelly. Come on.
01:02:30Sorry about that. I'm sorry.
01:02:34Sorry, ma'am.
01:02:38Don't help me. My boss will kill me.
01:02:41You're a free woman. Tonight, we dance.
01:02:46Yes.
01:02:47Do not bring my boy.
01:02:52Oh.
01:02:56Yes!
01:03:09Yes!
01:03:09Yes!
01:03:21Oh, Hunter!
01:03:25Angelique!
01:03:25Where's Julia?
01:03:27Sire Hunter, get your groove in!
01:03:31Who are you?
01:03:33Who is she?
01:03:34She's my sister!
01:03:36I am not!
01:03:37She's very tired now and she's got to go home!
01:03:43I am not!
01:03:50Tonight was so great.
01:03:51Greatest night ever in the world.
01:04:09You make me feel like a lady.
01:04:13But you are a great lady.
01:04:15And you are a great man.
01:04:17Really?
01:04:19And if you got a decent haircut and learned not to put everything you see in your mouth, I think
01:04:25you'd be a terrific man.
01:04:27My lady, thank you.
01:04:31Andre, what do you say that we quit our lousy jobs, go travel around the world?
01:04:36Queens?
01:04:36You could be so happy.
01:04:38Tonight, you should just tell your boss that you quit, okay?
01:04:41Again?
01:04:42Be free.
01:04:44Free!
01:04:45Because I am a free man!
01:04:47You got that right, baby!
01:04:52Master!
01:04:53You are Rory!
01:04:55What is wrong?
01:04:57The wizard.
01:04:58He exploded.
01:05:00Yes.
01:05:01It wasn't a very pretty sight.
01:05:09Well, I don't know about you guys, but good night.
01:05:17But first, Andre has something to say to Tebow.
01:05:21Where is he, peasant?
01:05:29Well, speak.
01:05:30Speak.
01:05:34Nothing.
01:05:35I guess I was wrong.
01:05:51Tebow.
01:05:52He was standing by the river, and it was the saddest, most beautiful thing I'd ever seen.
01:05:57Hmm.
01:05:58Well, that Tebow really is a special guy.
01:06:04Yes.
01:06:05Yes, he is.
01:06:06That's why I've decided to give the entire estate back to him.
01:06:11You what?
01:06:13Honey, did you know that the women of my lineage are all lion-hearted?
01:06:23They still haven't brought the stiff down?
01:06:25I heard somebody say the old geezer's body parts are sticking to the ground.
01:06:39Oh, best I pull myself together.
01:06:48Not the Chief of Meshers.
01:06:52Oh, my God.
01:06:54All right.
01:06:55There's a attack.
01:06:56Who is.
01:06:56There's more people coming to the house.
01:06:57I'm going to take a pinch of the man.
01:06:57Come on, The Lady of the Wanda.
01:06:58Come on, my big ones.
01:06:59Come on, my big ones.
01:07:00Come on.
01:07:02Come on.
01:07:03Come on.
01:07:04Come on.
01:07:05Come on.
01:07:05Come on.
01:07:06Come on.
01:07:10Come on.
01:07:14Well, that feels better.
01:07:20Can I come in?
01:07:22What do you got?
01:07:25Fingerprints don't match.
01:07:26Whoever your friend is, he is not this Thibault Malfite that died in that sailing accident three years ago.
01:07:32I knew it.
01:07:35Okay, this is how we're going to sell it to the cops.
01:07:40Okay, okay.
01:07:42Ah, hello.
01:07:43Well, don't look so astonished.
01:07:45It's magic.
01:07:46All I did was to cast a little...
01:07:49Good day, my lord.
01:07:52I do apologize.
01:07:53Damn, wizard.
01:07:54This way.
01:07:56The trick with pork penis is to chop it very fine.
01:08:05Be careful.
01:08:06If you get that on you, you'll grow fur.
01:08:17Peasant!
01:08:19Peasant!
01:08:20Get our things ready to go.
01:08:22Soon we will be back in our beloved homes.
01:08:26Master, my father is a drunkard.
01:08:28My mother is a hunchback.
01:08:30My brother is a dwarf.
01:08:31And my sister is a whore.
01:08:33I do not have any beloved home.
01:08:35And I don't want to go back with you.
01:08:37I don't want any more to run behind your horse.
01:08:40I want to eat wheel cakes and donuts.
01:08:43And I want to have a chariot in Iran.
01:08:45And exciting men fashions.
01:08:47Direct from Europe at rock bottom prices.
01:08:49And I want to...
01:08:51And I want to stay here with Lady Angelique.
01:08:57There you go.
01:08:58And I want to be free!
01:09:00And I want to be cool and again!
01:09:04You are my property.
01:09:06You will go back with me dead or alive.
01:09:09Choose quickly.
01:09:11Thibaut.
01:09:11He only wants what we all want.
01:09:15He belongs to me.
01:09:18I decide his fate.
01:09:21No, master!
01:09:22I'm in no way, Jose!
01:09:23Please, Thibaut.
01:09:24You know, it's the noble thing to do.
01:09:31Thank you, Thibaut.
01:09:34Long life to your family.
01:09:40Please.
01:09:42Lady Julia, if you allow me,
01:09:45thy Hunter sister left this last night
01:09:48in the house of the troubadour.
01:09:49Sister?
01:09:50He...
01:09:50Hunter doesn't have a sister.
01:09:53Thank you, Andre.
01:09:56Angelique!
01:09:57I'm coming!
01:10:06Hey.
01:10:08Who are you?
01:10:09Stay here.
01:10:10We'll go kill him for you.
01:10:11No.
01:10:12I want to handle this myself.
01:10:13What are you doing in here?
01:10:16What's this?
01:10:17A 12th century English wizard.
01:10:19Can I talk to you in the other room, please?
01:10:23Don't touch anything.
01:10:27What's this?
01:10:30You offended the lady's honor.
01:10:33Prepare to die.
01:10:34Did you hear that?
01:10:35He threatened me,
01:10:37and you're a witness.
01:10:39You see?
01:10:40He's a violent criminal.
01:10:42Thank God I called the police.
01:10:44You called the police?
01:10:45Julia, this man's a fraud.
01:10:48All he wants is the money.
01:10:50No, Hunter.
01:10:50All you want is the money.
01:10:54It's over.
01:10:56What?
01:10:59You couldn't make it through one day without me.
01:11:04Come on.
01:11:06You're my little bunny.
01:11:08Bunny?
01:11:10Do I look like a bunny to you?
01:11:13No.
01:11:13Do I look like a bunny to you?
01:11:15Nay.
01:11:16You know what, Hunter?
01:11:17I don't look like a bunny.
01:11:20I don't act like a bunny.
01:11:21I don't think like a bunny.
01:11:24And if you loved me,
01:11:25you wouldn't have made me try to feel like a bunny.
01:11:27I am strong,
01:11:28and I am smart,
01:11:29and I don't need you to take care of me.
01:11:31Oh, really?
01:11:35Courage is my creed.
01:11:37Are you insane?
01:11:39Put that thing away.
01:11:41You're right.
01:11:42I should.
01:11:46I should do it.
01:11:49No!
01:11:50No!
01:11:52No!
01:11:53Stay out!
01:12:00My lord, remind you of anyone?
01:12:06All units be on the lookout for a heavily armed dangerous male with a kidnapped victim, female, use extreme caution.
01:12:13Come on, gentlemen.
01:12:16Don't be afraid to use your guns.
01:12:25We should check the kitchen.
01:12:27Texy! Museum of Fine Arts, please.
01:12:29And quickly, you're off with your head.
01:12:33Hey! They're getting away!
01:12:35Chief!
01:12:36I'm going after you!
01:12:42Where are y'all from?
01:12:43The ladies from here, the wizard and I are from the 12th century.
01:12:4812th century, huh?
01:12:49Don't lose them all, Belly. We're right behind you.
01:12:52You stay here.
01:12:57If we get caught, I will verify to the police that you are a hostage, okay?
01:13:02All right. Now we talking.
01:13:04Hold on.
01:13:15Can we go back in time from here?
01:13:17We have to go through the same chamber from whence we came.
01:13:23Good going, O'Malley.
01:13:30Hey!
01:13:38Damn!
01:13:42Roadblocks established state in Michigan.
01:13:45And there we go!
01:13:58Cawar!
01:13:59Woo!
01:14:00Woo!
01:14:03Woo!
01:14:06Woo!
01:14:06Hey!
01:14:29I've never ridden the L quite like this before.
01:14:35The big guy with the middle hat with the blonde?
01:14:39Oh, man, they're already out of here.
01:14:42Arrow Unit 2, suspects that it's south on Michigan.
01:15:07Suspects, entry museum.
01:15:23Look, the knight is in his home.
01:15:26Welcome knight.
01:15:28Say hello to knight.
01:15:30Hello!
01:15:31Please, please, please.
01:15:32Um, excuse me.
01:15:33I'm sorry, folks, but this exhibit is closed for today,
01:15:36so you'll have to move on.
01:15:44Shhh.
01:15:45What am I gonna do without you?
01:15:48And my knight in shining armor.
01:15:52Soon you will find a wonderful man to marry.
01:15:56You will make a long life together.
01:15:59I have the vision of this.
01:16:02You are so charming.
01:16:06I am so proud of you.
01:16:12And when your children are big enough to understand,
01:16:18I want you to tell them about an old ancestor.
01:16:22Because I am a part of you, and one day,
01:16:25I will be a part of your children.
01:16:36Here.
01:16:38A present from your great-great-great-great-great-grandmother.
01:16:48Wait.
01:16:50Here.
01:16:52Will you give this to her for me?
01:16:59I will.
01:17:02I promise she'll be the only girl with anything like this.
01:17:13Yo, Grace!
01:17:23What are they doing?
01:17:25They're drinking vitamins, obviously.
01:17:27They're for us.
01:17:29For us.
01:17:30Invictus.
01:17:31You got it!
01:17:47Where is he?
01:17:48The guy with all the armor.
01:17:51He's gone.
01:17:54Where?
01:17:55Home.
01:18:19He's gone.
01:18:20Where does he go?
01:18:39He's gone.
01:18:40He's gone.
01:18:41He's gone.
01:18:44...the men.
01:18:44He's gone.
01:18:45He's gone.
01:18:47I'm not kidding.
01:18:48There are aliens.
01:18:48One moment!
01:18:51Please.
01:18:52My dear Earl of Warwick,
01:18:55in celebration of this happy occasion,
01:18:58I want to dismiss forever our disagreements.
01:19:02Please, drink of our wine.
01:19:06You shall accept this peace offering, Warwick.
01:19:11I command you.
01:19:22Wait!
01:19:30What in heaven's wrong with Warwick?
01:19:32He did not like the wine.
01:19:34If he prefer white, he should have said so.
01:19:43It has been so long since I saw you, Madusami.
01:19:46When have we been apart, my lord?
01:19:48When I was with the Lady Julia.
01:19:49Lady Julia?
01:19:50She paid me to deliver you this wedding gift.
01:19:58Here.
01:20:03It is an odd peace, isn't it?
01:20:05It is before its time.
01:20:13What am I saying?
01:20:15Literally, she threw me out of the house and took off with the idiots and animals.
01:20:23You poisoned my shake.
01:20:25Wait a minute.
01:20:26Wait a minute.
01:20:27There's some kind of note here.
01:20:28Some old French parchment.
01:20:29What does it say?
01:20:30I don't know, Amber.
01:20:31I don't speak French.
01:20:32Per oris and pera.
01:20:35Invictus.
01:20:36Nutrii.
01:20:39Oh my god.
01:20:39Hunter?
01:20:40Are you okay?
01:20:42Are you okay?
01:20:48Hunter, Hunter.
01:20:49Okay, talk to me.
01:20:50Hunter!
01:21:07I am a close and personal friend of the chief of police.
01:21:11I am the chief of police.
01:21:12You make a great servant for the council.
01:21:15Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
01:21:47I must tell you that all of us at the firm are delighted with your decision to keep the
01:21:52estate intact.
01:21:54I can't wait to get really acquainted with this place.
01:21:57We'll go over everything.
01:21:59I could even show you the dungeon, unless you're afraid.
01:22:03She's not afraid.
01:22:05Courage is her creed.
01:22:09How do you know my family's creed?
01:22:12Not a lot by the family.
01:22:16Miss Malfet, this is François Lacombier.
01:22:20He's the attorney handling the French interest in the estate.
01:22:23Okay.
01:22:24He knows the history of the castle even better than I do.
01:22:27François, perhaps you would like to be Miss Malfet's guide today?
01:22:32It would be my great pleasure.
01:22:34Mademoiselle.
01:22:36Merci.
01:22:46I have one full worrying.
01:22:49What's that?
01:22:49Who's going to protect me from the devil?
01:22:53You got me, don't you?
01:22:54We can't fly.
01:22:56Yes!
01:22:56I got you, babe!
01:22:58You got me, babe!
01:22:59Yes!
01:22:59I got you, babe!
01:23:03I got you, babe!
01:23:07I got you, babe!
01:23:10I got you, babe!
01:23:13I got you, babe!
01:23:16I got you, babe!
01:23:17I got you, babe!
01:23:33Have you been a fool
01:23:35Opposed to the ruse
01:23:37Have you been a slave to the rhythm
01:23:40You've been abused
01:23:42Forgotten and used
01:23:45Made quite a few bad decisions
01:23:48Don't let this happen to you
01:23:51Maybe look to yourself
01:23:53See that there is no limit
01:23:55To what you can do
01:23:58Yeah, yeah, try
01:23:59Just keep on singing
01:24:03Da-de-da-de-da
01:24:07The band keeps playing
01:24:10Da-de-da-de-da-de-da
01:24:14Just hold your head up
01:24:18Yeah, what's done is done
01:24:21Da-da-da-da
01:24:23The hands are turning
01:24:25I know
01:24:28Some run
01:24:30Someway
01:24:31Your time will come
01:24:42Your time will come
01:24:52Lost in the silence, don't turn to violence
01:24:56Make no mistake, there's a heaven
01:24:59Waiting to grieve you, longing to meet you
01:25:03Don't worry, your time has come
01:25:07I'll go the distance with you
01:25:10Only one thing I'm asking
01:25:13One little task that I want you to do
01:25:17True is, true is, true is, true is, right
01:25:21Just keep on singing
01:25:23Da-dee-da-dee-da
01:25:26Da-dee-da
01:25:28The band keeps playing
01:25:31Da-dee-da-dee-da-dee-da
01:25:35Just hold your head up
01:25:39Yeah, what's done is done
01:25:42Your hands are turning
01:25:46Da-dee-da-dee-da-dee-da
01:25:58Somewhere
01:26:00Your time will come
01:26:05Your time will come
01:26:37Yeah, what's done is done
01:26:37$ ici in the fucking middle
01:26:37Yeah, who all is good
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