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A mockumentary about an actor who moves to Los Angeles completely devoid of connections and contacts. The humiliations, rejections, indignities and missed opportunities pile up.

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00:00Nós estamos aqui hoje com o nosso documentário sobre um estrangeiro de Hollywood, Dave Mersic.
00:05Mersic.
00:06Ah!
00:09O que você fez isso para?
00:11Dave, como você tem sido um actor?
00:1322 anos.
00:14Isso é profissional.
00:16Diz onde você pode ter visto você.
00:17Eu toquei a man-trapada em Porta Potta.
00:23Critics rave.
00:24Eu toquei um dos leads em Yumi e Dupree.
00:28Ok, Dave.
00:29Drop them when you're ready.
00:31Just turn around and drop them.
00:35I'm laser-focused on acting.
00:37I have to make it.
00:38You didn't get the Larry David pun.
00:41I'm looking for somebody that's actually under 50.
00:46You told us off camera that you have an 11-year-old son.
00:48That's why I have to make it.
00:50To provide for my kid.
00:51He's the most important thing in the world to me.
00:54We're here with Dave's friend from acting class, Jennifer Z. Parker.
00:58There's no period after the Z.
00:59The period means stop.
01:01I'm all about moving forward in life.
01:02Buddy, I'm going to go right to the chase.
01:04One of my kidneys is failing and I need a living donor.
01:07You want me to give you my kidney?
01:10No.
01:10I don't want you to give me anything.
01:12I want to make it worth your while.
01:14You know I studied with Uta Hagen after I moved here?
01:17The famed acting coach.
01:18Above all, Miss Hagen was a teacher.
01:20She loved the craft.
01:23Glad she didn't live to see this.
01:25Oh, do you want to remove the toilet paper and come back?
01:28Oh.
01:29Another great place to make contacts is wakes and funerals of famous people.
01:33You should know we paid your bail.
01:34Thanks.
01:36It was my one phone call.
01:37The call-in agent I heard was taking on clients.
01:40Turns out he wasn't.
01:41And you'd be saving the human life.
01:44You keep my wife from being a widow.
01:48I think I could get us on Access Hollywood.
01:56Look, buddy.
01:57You had two kidneys.
02:00One chance to make it big.
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