00:00Wow, sea snails are my favorite!
00:02Hold up! Do you even know how to properly eat these things, right?
00:06Of course I do! Look, this dark part right here is straight-up poop! Can't eat that!
00:11Wrong! That's actually the gonad! It's clean, packed with protein, and super delicious!
00:16And this part's the gills! They act as filters! Super dirty! Throw them out!
00:21You done yet? I'm starving over here! Just give it to me already!
00:24Shut up! Look, this is the digestive tract! It's packed with waste and tastes super bitter!
00:30Oh, and the liver is highly toxic too! Gotta take that out!
00:35Hey, you're basically removing everything! There's almost no fresh meat left!
00:40One last thing! This salivary gland has toxins in it!
00:43Alright! Now you can eat!
00:46Seriously? I paid for a full snail, not a minimalist tasting menu!
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