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00:06Thank you so much.
00:57MUSIC CONTINUES
01:00MUSIC CONTINUES
01:58MUSIC CONTINUES
01:59MUSIC CONTINUES
02:03You looking for someone?
02:04Fuck, no.
02:05Sorry.
02:06Sorry.
02:27MUSIC CONTINUES
02:29In my class, average actually means average.
02:33That is why 70% of you got a C-plus or lower.
02:37It's a fucking jock class.
02:39Like, why am I being forced to try?
02:40I probably failed.
02:41Oh, I definitely did.
02:43You think we can still try it, bro?
02:45I can't.
02:46I need this for my major.
02:48Relax.
02:49Sure, your coach will convince Tolbert to get creative with your grading system.
02:53Um, jocks, so pretty, so entitled.
02:58Weren't you above stereotypes?
03:00Babe, I'm trying to be below one of those stereotypes.
03:04Maybe behind.
03:06And none of you star athletes should expect any special treatment.
03:09You knew what your practice schedule looked like before you signed up for this class, Mr. Maxwell.
03:13Hmm, me?
03:14No, I was just curious about, uh, extra credit opportunities to, you know, learn more.
03:19You can learn from your next assignment.
03:21Oral presentations.
03:23Okay.
03:24Yeah, definitely dropping it.
03:28Thanks.
03:29Perfect.
03:30Another D.
03:31So, how'd you do?
03:34No, I'm good.
03:35Girl.
03:36Really?
03:37Yeah, I-I wrote in like an hour, so.
03:42Fucking hell, you aced it?
03:44I knew it, show me.
03:46Do you mind?
03:47What?
03:49Only you get to look at things you shouldn't?
03:51Okay.
03:52Now that we got that covered, anybody want to have you to guess as to what we will be discussing
03:56today?
04:02There goes your manic pixie dream boy.
04:04Stop, dressed in coal's not my anything.
04:06It's not too late.
04:07It's not too late.
04:09You are intolerable.
04:11Did she do it?
04:12Did she talk to Justin Cole?
04:13No, no, she's too busy pining wistfully from afar.
04:16He has literally no idea who I am, okay?
04:18Am I supposed to just bling myself at him?
04:19Yes.
04:20Mona!
04:20I've said maybe two words to the guy, and they weren't even good words.
04:23Yana, you love his music, and you've been crushing on him for weeks.
04:26Mona!
04:26The soundtrack's at five, you're on at nine, okay?
04:28Eight words, ever.
04:30Hey, Mona.
04:32Who's Mona?
04:33I think you.
04:37I'm not Mona.
04:38It is an M, though, right?
04:40Not even close.
04:41What do you want, Garrett Graham?
04:43Pedals to walk on?
04:44Maybe another fancy gym that costs thousands of dollars, even though the theater department is literally falling apart.
04:49Hmm.
04:51So, uh, I failed that paper.
04:53Sounds like a lot of people did.
04:55And I was thinking it'd be great if I didn't fail again.
04:59So.
05:01Was there a question in there?
05:02There's a question.
05:03I don't think I heard a question.
05:05No.
05:05You guys are late for a scene study.
05:07All right, go.
05:08I'll see you at dinner.
05:09Bye, Mona.
05:11I need your help.
05:13Wow.
05:14What?
05:15See, usually with questions, voices kind of go up at the end, and your voice didn't do that, so.
05:21Okay.
05:22Could you, pretty pleased with sugar on top, help me study so that I don't fail spectacularly?
05:27Better.
05:28But no.
05:30Come on.
05:31Do me a solid.
05:32I mean, you kind of owe me for that sneak peek.
05:34That was an honest mistake.
05:36Was it?
05:37I mean, tons of girls would have paid good money for the view you got, so.
05:40Okay, I'm scarred for life.
05:41If anything, you owe me.
05:43Well, I have to ace the oral presentation or I can't play.
05:46Okay, believe it or not, I have my own priorities that have nothing to do with bar hockey.
05:49Find another tutor, dude.
05:56Turns out I'm still 20, when I'm acting middle-aged.
06:01Same old conversation, all this small talk that I hate.
06:05And I never thought I'd say it, but I'm sick of everyone.
06:10I need to sweat it out.
06:12I need to have some fun.
06:15Get the cards and the cards and the cards and the cards and the cards and the cards.
06:19I love this, picking their lips, wishing they had their big boy hands all on my hips.
06:26Everybody's on some drugs, everybody wants some love.
06:30I don't want shit, I don't need to chase that hit.
06:33As long as I got my boys and girls, I'm rich.
06:36Oh, shit.
06:37I don't want shit, I don't want shit, I don't want shit.
07:10I don't want shit, I don't want shit.
07:10Hey, wanted to talk to me?
07:12If this is about being late, I have a new idea for a shortcut.
07:19Oh.
07:20Oh, you have your bad news face.
07:24It's your scholarship.
07:26It's not happening this year.
07:28What?
07:29Budget cuts don't even get me started.
07:32No, we're three weeks into the semester.
07:34How can... No, no, they can't. No.
07:37We'll get you an appointment with the financial aid office.
07:39They can help.
07:41No, they're just going to give me another work-study job.
07:43I can barely do all my schoolwork as it is.
07:46Oh, my God.
07:47Okay, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
07:49Don't stop breathing.
07:50You need air to process and live.
07:53Yeah, I also need money.
07:55Is there another scholarship I could apply for?
07:58Another classical composition scholarship?
08:02Well, I could switch concentrations.
08:05Performance?
08:05Girl, we both know you're a much stronger composer than clarinetist.
08:09And there's no money in classical.
08:11Well, jazz. Jazz. I could write jazz.
08:14Even less money, right?
08:17What do I do?
08:18Let's chat again on Monday after you've had a few days to sit with this.
08:22Hey, Hannah.
08:23We're going to get through it, okay?
08:30I could write pop.
08:32First place comes with a scholarship, right?
08:34Right, but...
08:35You just said that I'm a stronger composer than clarinetist moments ago.
08:38And I wrote an outstanding piece on pop harmonies in your music theory class freshman year.
08:44I mean, your word, outstanding.
08:46It's true.
08:47Not many people can write so eloquently about the harmonic vocal identities and the work of One Direction.
08:53Yeah, see?
08:53Yeah, I can totally pop.
08:55How hard can it be, really?
08:56Famous last words.
08:58Because the competition, it's...
08:59It's pretty steep, Hannah.
09:00No, I can do this.
09:02I will do this.
09:06Okay.
09:07Bring some ideas in the class.
09:09We'll talk.
09:11Okay.
09:22Dean!
09:26Dean!
09:27Where you at?
09:30Dean!
09:31Do not give me the silent treatment.
09:34He's taking the world's longest shower.
09:36Still.
09:36At least the door's shut this time.
09:39Logan!
09:41Drains clogged again.
09:42No shit.
09:43Finish your fucking shower.
09:44I'll come fix it.
09:46Dean!
09:47Come help with the kegs.
09:49Told you.
09:50I'll be right down.
09:51Yeah, but when?
09:55You want me to come down naked, Tucker?
09:58Because I'll do it.
09:59You sure will.
10:00Never mind.
10:01Forget I have it.
10:05Maybe Garrett will help.
10:06Where the fuck is Garrett?
10:10Guys?
10:16Hey, what's up, bud?
10:17Hey, what's up, dude?
10:19Garrett!
10:20Hey.
10:23Yo, Garrett!
10:25What's up, bud?
10:25What's up?
10:26Can't wait for the evening's day tomorrow.
10:30Ladies?
10:31Hey!
10:31Good experience.
10:33You mean?
10:41Smells good, sir.
10:46Dean?
10:47Dean?
10:48Yo, can't you see I'm cooking, man?
10:50Hey, what's up, bro?
10:52Just fix the shower again.
10:54Give you one guess.
10:56Oh, jeez.
10:57Well, that could be anyone.
10:59Fuck, dude.
11:00It's obviously yours, bud.
11:01Don't look at me.
11:02What?
11:03Hey, shower sex is hot.
11:04What's the next time a drain gets clogged in this house?
11:06You get to fix it.
11:06Yeah, like Dean's ever snaked a drain.
11:08Have you ever snaked a drain?
11:10I know what snaking a drain is.
11:12I mean, that counts, right?
11:13Hey, what are these dainty fucking sandwiches you're making tuck?
11:16It's a house party.
11:17We need dippables.
11:18I'm sorry.
11:19Did you just...
11:19Yeah, he just said, uh, dippables.
11:22Dippables.
11:22Dippables.
11:23Dippables.
11:24Dippables.
11:25Yeah, okay, okay, okay, okay.
11:27Walk into that one, boss.
11:28Nothing for you, Logan.
11:29I'm going to make all my food.
11:30Dude, that's beautiful, man.
11:31They look great.
11:33They'll be listening to.
11:39There we go.
11:43Hey, can you play something from this Millennium, please?
11:46This is a classic.
11:47Nice.
11:54Would not have pegged you for an oldies guy.
11:58Kendall?
12:00Graham?
12:03Got you a refill?
12:05One's my max.
12:07Night before game.
12:09So strict.
12:11Are you also strict about non-alcoholic kinds of fun?
12:17Like what?
12:29I'm so into you, I can barely breathe.
12:34And all I want to do is to fall in deep.
12:40Close and close enough till we cross the line.
12:45So maybe we're going to play.
12:47Hey, so for your pop showcase tour de force, are we feeling folklore vibes or mayhem?
12:52I don't know, I feel like I'm more of a tailor than a go-go.
12:56You haven't fallen in love enough times to be a tailor.
12:59Yes, I have.
13:00With who?
13:03Okay.
13:04Fine.
13:04Sadly, you never have crushes.
13:06The fact that you are down bad for Justin Pohl is totally a sign that he's special.
13:11So, be a tailor and do something about it.
13:24Okay, have you seen him?
13:25He's so much easier to look at than talk to.
13:29Fine, just because he can play the guitar and has tiny tattoos doesn't make him some untouchable rock god.
13:35What are you afraid of?
13:39I don't know.
13:40Okay, maybe I talk to him and his accent makes me melt.
13:44And it goes terribly.
13:45Or he's just not interested.
13:47And then I never feel this way about anyone ever again.
13:52Or maybe...
13:56Or maybe...
13:59I'm not you, Ali.
14:01I can't just find a husband day one of college.
14:04I can't talk to a guy like it's no big deal.
14:07I walked in on Garrett Graham in the shower and I fell over a laundry cart.
14:10You did what?
14:11I don't want to talk about it.
14:12You saw Garrett Graham naked?
14:15What did he look like?
14:17He looks naked.
14:18And then I fell, which is my point.
14:21I can't do this.
14:23Okay, I have an idea.
14:24Literally everyone's going to a block party tomorrow, including Justin, probably.
14:28When's an easier time to talk to a guy than a party?
14:31Well, I don't like parties.
14:32But you love music?
14:35No, I need to work on my showcase song.
14:37That's an excuse.
14:38And you know it.
14:39No, it's not.
14:40I want to present a demo in my class next week.
14:42It's a whole and all-nighter.
14:43I'm spending the night at Sean's anyway.
14:45You'll have the place to yourself.
14:47No, but...
14:47No, Hannah.
14:48I'm not letting you off the hook this time.
14:50If you want to be a tailor, you have to take a risk.
14:52I'm so weedy-o, weedy-o, weedy-o, weedy-o.
15:10I want you to put the pills behind the counter, the head.
15:13I want you so bad, my fingers shook with it.
15:17And we could have all of the money in the world.
15:19But all the money in the world couldn't buy us this.
15:23Can somebody else learn what we're talking about?
15:26I mean, I'm not going to come to my home in the same way.
15:29I mean, I'm not going to be a person.
15:32I don't know what we will.
15:35I change my hair, you change your clothes, my G-tattoos, if you like them.
15:41Kiss me till my lips are bruised, I promise no one's watching me.
15:48Not just a body, you somebody, would a body, you're somebody to me.
15:54Not just a body, you somebody, would a body, won't you body on me.
16:00Not just a body, you're somebody, my body, you're somebody.
16:06Not just a body, you're somebody, would a body, would a body, would a body on me.
16:12Feels that I'm thinking it might take you by surprise.
16:15My box of shorts, so I could drive in.
16:19I change my hair, you change your clothes, my G-tattoos, they feel like home.
16:25People talk, but I don't care, saving you, all your thing is through my hair.
16:31People talk, I know they do less than that.
16:35Try to talk about me.
16:37Please, somebody.
16:39I don't know.
16:40Not a body, not a body.
16:42Not a body, just somebody to me.
16:45You're somebody, you're somebody, you're somebody, you're somebody, you're somebody, you're somebody.
17:05I've missed you.
17:13I've been busy at practice.
17:15Yeah, no, it's not a judgment.
17:18I just, I missed you.
17:28Did you miss me?
17:31Um...
17:32Wow, okay, I guess I misread this.
17:36No.
17:38Well, I mean, yeah, you kind of did, but...
17:41You know, Kendall, I've been very upfront.
17:43My whole life is morning workouts, class, practice, repeat.
17:48The whole team has practice, Garrett.
17:50Okay, they still have lives.
17:52Yeah, I mean, well, none of them were drafted by the Bruins.
17:55So you're special.
17:57What? That's not...
17:58No, I was just made captain.
18:00So the Bruins are watching every game, how I play, how I behave.
18:04I can't lose focus.
18:06So, like I said before, all I can offer is casual.
18:09Yeah, well, I don't want that anymore.
18:12Okay, I...
18:14I want to be your girlfriend.
18:16Why?
18:19I mean, like, what I mean is I...
18:23What's my favorite band?
18:25My major.
18:27How do I like my coffee?
18:30What's my mother's name?
18:33Look, I don't know any of those answers about you, either.
18:36So maybe...
18:38You just want to be with the guy headed to the NHL,
18:41or you've deluded yourself into thinking that I'm someone I never pretended to be.
18:45But, um, either way, you deserve better.
18:51Fuck you, Garrett.
18:59Yeah, fuck me.
19:05Oh.
19:14All right, there's a lot of hype around these young guys.
19:16The Bruins are putting a lot of faith, a lot of stock in Garrett Graham.
19:20He has the ability and the potential to be a generational player in this league.
19:24Wow, really?
19:24Garrett is the type of player who has that tenacity,
19:27but I'm betting that Garrett Graham proves me right.
19:30If you've got a lady and you want her gone
19:34But you ain't got the guts
19:38She keeps me, you're not, you're not any day
19:41I want the dry and nuts
19:45For a fee, I'm happy to be
19:48You're a back of mine
19:50Come on, hey!
19:52Dirty beats, cotton, dirt, treat
19:55I'm dirty beats, cotton, dirt, treat
20:02That was a good one, that was a good one
20:03No, I take it back!
20:10Move, move, move, move, come on, come on!
20:16Dirty beats, cotton, dirt, treat
20:18You know what I mean?
20:20Come on!
20:22I want the dirty beats, cotton, dirt, treat
20:33We weren't dating
20:34We kind of were
20:35Yeah, you and Kendall have been hooking up all semester
20:38How says
20:40Nay!
20:41Nay!
20:41Nay!
20:42Okay, Dean agrees with you, which kind of just proves that you're wrong
20:45Fuck
20:46You know, I don't have to take this slander
20:48I am a responsible, upstanding member of society
20:51Dean
20:54I'll be ready in 30 minutes
20:5730 minutes?
20:58Maybe an hour?
20:59That's ambitious
21:00All right, he gets a half hour
21:01If he's any longer than that, we're leaving without him
21:03Thanks, Doug
21:03Yes, sir
21:08Is your dub?
21:11Yeah
21:15Yeah
21:15Yeah, he's got a new girlfriend, wants me to meet her
21:17Ah, that's inevitable, right?
21:26Look, I know he can, uh, be a dick
21:28No, he's more than a dick
21:29Okay
21:31But he's still your dad
21:36All he cares about is hockey
21:39You know, I only matter because
21:41I am him
21:42I'm just a mini fucking Phil Graham
21:44Yeah, man, I mean, all you'd have to do is win a Stanley Cup
21:47A Norris trophy or two
21:49Spend more time on your hair than a Kardashian
21:51And bam, yeah, you're just like him
21:55Hey
21:58Your dad was great
21:59Everybody knows it
22:01But no one is expecting you to be him
22:06He is
22:08All our parents have expectations, G
22:11Shit, I'd kill for my dad to even be into hockey
22:13Let alone a damn legend
22:15All right?
22:16But we're not doing this for them
22:20We're doing this because we love it
22:23Right?
22:31Yeah
22:33Thanks, man
22:34Take a shower, you smell like shit
22:36Fine
23:01Hi
23:03You're in here
23:05I can't pull an all-nighter in my room, I'll fall asleep
23:08Fair enough
23:09How's it coming?
23:11I have a melody
23:12No lyrics, though
23:14Well, that's great
23:15That's like halfway done, right?
23:16No, not really
23:18Lyrics are kind of a big thing in pop
23:20That's why classical is easier
23:22Dude, I have seen your sheet music
23:24Classical is not easier
23:27Definitely is
23:29Well, have you ever written a pop song before?
23:32Well, not since high school
23:34I don't come back to you
23:35But riding a bike
23:38Yeah, maybe
23:40Hey
23:42You're nice to my friend Hannah
23:44You just started writing
23:45These things take time, right?
23:50What if I can't?
23:51Al
23:52What if I write a terrible song and I fail a pop showcase and I can't afford my tuition next
23:59semester?
24:00You know, like, what if you're right?
24:01If I don't fall in love, I can't be a tailor that can write a perfect song about love and
24:07life and heartbreak
24:08Hey, hey, you are setting the bar way too high
24:11I mean, of course you're going to fall in love, someday
24:15Maybe it'll be with Justin, maybe someone else
24:20No, I've just been staring at this blank page all night and I have literally no idea what it should
24:25be about
24:27What did you write about in high school?
24:29What?
24:29You said you wrote in high school
24:31What did you write about?
24:39Yeah?
24:41Uh, nothing
24:43It's dumb
24:48Well, something will come to you, okay?
24:51Just give it time
24:52Yeah
24:55Hey, out of curiosity, you weren't supposed to open the balloons today, right?
25:04Shit
25:29There you are
25:31Sorry, Bella
25:32Long time
25:33I ain't as young as I fucking used to be
25:36I know, I can't handle this all on my own, you know?
25:39No, no, I'm sorry
25:39Sorry
25:40Hey
25:40See you there, off the game
25:42Hi
25:44Oh, there you are
25:45Thanks
25:45Oh, there you are
25:50Uh, hello
25:53Hi
25:55Hi
25:56Hi
25:57Picking up a takeaway order for Justin Cobb?
26:00Yeah
26:01Yeah, yeah, no, I-I know who you are
26:04We've spoken, kind of
26:06Um, your-your band is really good
26:10Ah, yeah, thanks
26:12I'm not like a creepy soccer fan or anything
26:14I-I-I work here, so I've heard you
26:17Say good, the uniform?
26:20Right
26:23Carried a watermelon
26:25What?
26:26It's, uh-I-Dirty dancing
26:28Um, Jennifer Grey's this really awkward moment with Patrick Swayze when I-
26:34Sorry, never mind
26:35Yeah, obviously I work here
26:38Look, I'm kind of in a rush, can I?
26:40Oh my god, yeah
26:40Yeah
26:41Yeah, sorry
26:41Thank you
26:42Yeah
26:44Bye
26:46Smooth
26:47I carried a watermelon
26:49Did anyone ever tell you that eavesdropping is rude?
26:52Did anyone ever tell you that your references are dated?
26:54It's a classic.
26:56I just came over here to see if we could place an order.
26:58Or is it like a self-serve kind of day?
27:01I'll be right with you.
27:04You know, you shouldn't fawn over him.
27:05What?
27:05That guy. You're too available.
27:07Like the girls throwing themselves at you over there.
27:10That's a different scenario.
27:11I don't do girlfriends. They know that.
27:13Okay, well, congratulations, Casanova.
27:14But I don't need your help.
27:16Refill?
27:17Yeah, please.
27:20What if I paid you?
27:22I was to take your dating advice.
27:23To tutor me, nerd.
27:25You could just ask my name.
27:27Usually, girls just tell me.
27:30Come on, I'll pay you anything.
27:31You're the only one who got an A on that paper.
27:33So?
27:35So, I need to play.
27:37Why? Because you get off on beating people up?
27:39What?
27:41Hockey is the only non-combat sport that doesn't eject its players for fighting.
27:44It celebrates it.
27:45Keep it when a team is down and points in actual strategies to pick a fight for morale.
27:52Sorry.
27:53I'm sure you're not a bad guy.
27:54I just don't like hockey.
27:57Yeah.
27:59Yeah.
28:16Hey.
28:18Just talk to him.
28:20You'll be all right.
28:24Papa Graham.
28:26De Laurentiis.
28:27Great hit of McManus last week.
28:29Bet that kid felt it in his bones.
28:31Well, you know, gotta keep my boy's back.
28:33I like it.
28:34Tucker, you're looking good out there.
28:36You're really finding your rhythm with the line.
28:37Thanks, Mr. Graham.
28:39We'll see you in the stands this afternoon.
28:41Wouldn't miss it.
28:44Mr. Graham.
28:45Logan.
28:47Looking handsome as ever.
28:48You too, man.
28:49Good to see you.
28:52Yeah.
28:57Saw that you made captain.
29:00About time.
29:03I'm a junior.
29:05Better late than never.
29:08Did you drive all the way out here to congratulate me or make me feel like I fucked up somehow?
29:11Look, I tried calling you earlier, but you don't answer.
29:16I'm not here to fight.
29:17Can we just go inside?
29:19No.
29:19No thanks.
29:21Garrett.
29:22Dad.
29:23Fine.
29:26Cindy and I are getting married.
29:31You've been dating for, like, two seconds.
29:33Six months.
29:34That's not any better.
29:35Does she even fucking know you?
29:37Watch it.
29:38I don't have any time for this.
29:39We have a game today.
29:40I know.
29:41Eastwood.
29:42Our biggest rivals.
29:43She wants to meet you.
29:44Your timing is fucking shit.
29:46If you would just see anything.
29:46I didn't answer my phone because I don't want to talk to you.
29:49You told me your news.
29:50Congratulations.
29:50I'll see you at the wedding.
29:52Make you a man and make you a honeymoon.
29:54Boy.
29:55For real.
29:56Boy.
29:59Please welcome your very own Ryder, Y'all Carl.
30:27I think he has the potential, honestly, to have a bigger impact than Phil ever had.
30:36All right, I can't wait to hear what Phil has to say about that.
30:56Eric Graham is a bigger player.
30:58I think he can play that mean physical game, but he needs to be consistent.
31:03Hey, come on, bro!
31:08Get your head in it!
31:14His dad certainly taught him everything he knows, right?
31:17Phil Graham's physicality was brutal, and he's always on the warpath.
31:21Are you making Daddy proud, Graham?
31:24Take this shit where I want to go.
31:27Make you a man, make you a hundred more.
31:34Look!
31:45I am curious to see what kind of player
31:47Derrick Ram turns out to be.
31:56He said that?
31:58You know, Derrick doesn't do the girlfriend thing.
32:00He also doesn't do the repeat hookup thing.
32:02You've been hooking up since summer.
32:03Whatever.
32:03Good friends.
32:04And honestly, he's playing like shit.
32:07Yo, Ram's playing like shit.
32:08I told you they're fucking losers.
32:11Let's hope they keep at it.
32:12We'll destroy them.
32:14Hell yeah.
32:15Let me get some of that, Delaney.
32:16Got you, girl.
32:17Come on.
32:36See you next time.
33:12All right, let's go.
33:13Let's go.
33:13Hey, Garrett.
33:15Hey, the game's not over!
34:06I was justified when I was five
34:12Raisin' cane, that's sweet in your eyes
34:16Times are changin', now the ball gets fast
34:19But the fever's gonna catch you when the bitch gets back
34:29Eat me on a Friday night, that's alright
34:33I even like steak on a setting night
34:47I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch, oh the bitch is back
34:51Stone cold and sober, as a matter of fact
34:55I can binge, I can binge, cause I'm better than you
34:58It's the way that I do, it's the things that I do
35:09I'm entertained by pickin' brains
35:13Sell my soul by droppin' brains
35:17I throw my stones, my God, what's that?
35:20Oh, it's full of nasty habits, when the bitch gets back
35:33I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch, oh the bitch is back
35:36Stone cold and sober, as a matter of fact
35:40I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch
35:42Thanks, Danny
35:44Logan! Logan!
35:45Here we go!
35:46Here we go!
35:47Hits up!
35:50Next side!
35:55YES!
36:07We lost you for a minute there
36:26We lost you for a minute there
36:33Bitch, bitch, bitch is bad
36:39Bitch, bitch, bitch is bad
36:47Bitch, bitch, bitch is bad
36:54It's not on the one, it's not the mambo, it's a feeling, a heartbeat
37:02Cuckoo, cuckoo, cuckoo
37:07Don't try so hard
37:12Cuckoo, cuckoo, close your eyes
37:16What are you doing?
37:17Watching a movie
37:18I mean, why are you in bed?
37:20Because I'm watching a movie?
37:22We talked about this, you promised
37:27Sean, convince Hannah to come out with us
37:29No, Sean, tell Ali I have zero interest
37:31Also, I've had a long day and I'm watching a movie
37:33No, you're watching Dirty Dancing, which means you're burrowing
37:36Hi, babe, good to see you too
37:38Whatever
37:38Hi, I love you
37:39No, convince Hannah to come out, it's block party, Hannah
37:42You know, if you don't give an ass, she'll just keep at it until you do
37:45And if you still don't, she'll text you all night distracting you
37:48Ah, well, the power of do not disturb
37:49That doesn't matter, she's coming
37:55I don't know what just happened?
37:57Justin Cole just happened
37:58Yeah, Dexter's already there and...
38:00And so is Justin fucking Cole and he's there alone, which means Hannah's gonna slide right in
38:04No, no, I have nothing to wear
38:05Okay, well, that's not even remotely true
38:08Come on, I'll pick out your outfit, you just do your makeup
38:11Really try to look hot, Hannah
38:12Do I not normally?
38:15You just look...
38:17Sean, help me
38:17I plead the fifth
38:20Fine, okay, I'll do your makeup too, just hustle
38:22Before Justin leaves
38:46Oh, ew
38:48Yes, bitch!
38:49That is what I'm talking about, honey!
38:52Okay, um, don't look now, but Justin is right...
38:55I just said don't look now
39:00Well, now you have to go over there
39:01No, I-I talked to him earlier
39:03It was not good
39:04No, no, no
39:05Stop regret thinking this
39:06Hell, this is why we pre-game
39:08Now, put on your big girl pants and go talk to her
39:10I mean, I can get us more shots if you need them, girl
39:12Look who could
39:13Hey, move your pressure
39:14How was that?
39:14Hannah's friend from high school, I thought we could
39:16You're not pressuring Hannah to drink in public
39:18You're only pressuring Hannah to finally talk to Justin fucking Cole
39:23Right?
39:24Fine, but can we dance, babe?
39:27Yeah, we can
39:27I mean...
39:28I always wanna get a lot of fun
39:29No, don't be like that
39:30I don't wanna live without it
39:36No, no, I
39:40No
39:40Wow, he said he crushed his face
39:42Thank you so much
39:43You know, if you pick your head up three inches
39:53There's a party.
39:54The, uh, waitress from Malone's, what's her name?
39:58It's Hannah.
39:59What?
40:01Idiot.
40:02Dude, she's waited on us like 17,000 times.
40:05Who, she has?
40:07Yeah, you seriously haven't noticed her?
40:11All right, we're doing shots.
40:13We're doing shots, boys.
40:15All right, guys.
40:15Come on, bro, I'm watching you spill it.
40:17Give me a shot.
40:18Come on, buddy.
40:18Have some faith.
40:19Jeez.
40:19Thank you very much.
40:20Just take your tampon out and relax.
40:22Okay.
40:23Yup.
40:24A little bit of luck going on.
40:25Ooh, fake.
40:28Oh.
40:29You drinking tonight, G?
40:32Uh, yeah.
40:33Okay.
40:33So it seems.
40:34Okay.
40:35Here's to me, here's to you.
40:37Fuck the rest.
40:38Where by are you?
40:38That's her, baby.
40:39Yes, sir.
40:39Come on.
40:40Get one, Dini.
40:41Get in here.
40:41Cheers, boy.
40:43Cheers, boy.
40:44I'VE прис Bit of Bikinhas
40:47You told me leech
40:49Theoro
40:50You'd want to lead a ten year
40:52You've never seen
40:53You gave me a kiss
40:57I was telling me chapter
40:59I found a friendship
41:00I, oooh, oooh
41:05I don't want to hang out
41:11Atchaccaccaccaccaccacc症
41:12Let's take a picture of it.
41:16Thank you so much!
41:39Let's do it!
41:41Um, hello?
41:42Hello?
41:46All yours, princess.
41:58Hey, what?
42:01It's just the pull-up.
42:16Let's do it!
42:18Okay, you're ready?
42:20No, I'm not.
42:21Don't worry, we'll be watching.
42:23Perfect!
42:23Okay, give me your coat.
42:25Okay.
42:28You got to go.
42:30You got to go.
42:36Stop it!
42:50Yeah!
42:51One, two, three, three!
42:52One, two, three, three!
42:53Yeah!
42:53One, two, three, three!
42:54Hey, you...
42:55You okay?
42:58Yeah.
42:59Uh, the...
43:00Um...
43:00Uh, the...
43:01The, uh, grand...
43:03Um...
43:03Stupid cheers.
43:05Okay.
43:06Yeah.
43:07I think we got off on the wrong foot earlier.
43:10I'm a musician, too.
43:12Writer, not performer.
43:14It's sick, yeah.
43:15What kind of stuff do you like?
43:17Uh...
43:17Classical, mostly.
43:20Yeah, classical.
43:21Yeah, but I'm trying out other styles, too.
43:24Like...
43:25Pop, folk, R&B, uh...
43:28Rock, electronic, uh...
43:30But mostly pop, though, and...
43:33Wellesie!
43:33Classical.
43:35Garrett?
43:36Babe, I am always telling you to wear your jacket.
43:38You never do.
43:39Here.
43:40Oh, no!
43:42No, no, no, no, no!
43:42Keep coming.
43:43What?
43:45Hey.
43:46I'm, uh...
43:47I know you are, man.
43:48Yeah, you were an island at Eastwood today.
43:50Yeah, thanks, man.
43:51No worries.
43:52What, you're a hockey fan?
43:54Uh, yeah, my, uh, my dad played.
43:56You know, nothing like Phil Graham.
43:59But, uh...
44:00Yeah, we'd watch together.
44:01What?
44:03You're a Johanna, right?
44:05Yeah.
44:07Anna Wells.
44:11Right.
44:12Now, it was nice to meet you.
44:14Yeah.
44:15Officially.
44:16Oh?
44:18Okay.
44:20See you around.
44:21Sweet.
44:22Yeah.
44:25Who the hell was that?
44:27And how do you suddenly know my name?
44:28Don't worry about it.
44:29And you're welcome.
44:31For?
44:32Now Jacob knows who you are.
44:33Justin.
44:34Whatever.
44:36Look, guys like that only want what someone else has,
44:39especially when that someone is a Briar U athlete.
44:43You really have a healthy opinion of yourself, don't you?
44:45I actually thought that was pretty modest.
44:47I could have said starting center, team captain,
44:49highest scorer for two seasons straight.
44:51Oh, fuck.
44:54It worked, didn't it?
44:56I don't know.
44:58I don't know.
44:59I don't know.
45:00I don't know.
45:00I don't know.
45:01I don't know.
45:02I don't know.
45:03I don't know.
45:04I don't know.
45:08Why do you care?
45:10I haven't been particularly nice to you.
45:14You're a music major, right?
45:17I saw your Instagram.
45:20You, uh, you sort of disappear when you play.
45:27I don't mean that in a bad way.
45:29I mean, uh, you love it.
45:32I can tell.
45:34Don't you love hockey like that?
45:38I don't know.
45:41It's just something I've always done to impress my dad.
45:48And does it?
45:51Nothing impresses him.
45:53Not really.
45:56What about your mom?
46:02She, um...
46:05Uh, she died.
46:07A while back.
46:09Cancer.
46:11Oh, I didn't know.
46:13Look.
46:17I don't believe in favors or shortcuts.
46:21I don't want to pass this class because somebody handed me the grade.
46:24I want to earn it.
46:26And...
46:26I'm pretty sure you're the only one who can help me do that.
46:31So what?
46:32I help you study for the midterm and you play my fake boyfriend to get Justin's attention?
46:39Something like that.
46:42You'd still have to pay me.
46:44Obviously.
46:56Don't forget.
46:58I'm not your girl, Graham.
47:01This is my dance space.
47:02This is your dance space.
47:04I don't go into yours.
47:05You don't come into mine.
47:06You've seen Dirty Dancing.
47:08It was my mom's favorite movie.
47:12Still a dated reference, though.
47:15Asshole!
47:15See?
47:16Hey, this is why this is perfect.
47:19You're not interested in me and I'm not interested in a relationship.
47:21So this arrangement is mutually beneficial?
47:26Purely transactional.
47:29So?
47:37Deal.
47:55For this plan to work, we have to sell it.
47:59If we're gonna be fake dating, there needs to be real kissing.
48:02Whoa, easy.
48:03I just met you.
48:04What are we gonna do?
48:05Hold hands?
48:05You seriously think that's gonna get Justin's attention?
48:08Is he looking?
48:09No.
48:15He's looking now.
48:20This won't make your friendship weird at all?
48:22We're gonna convince anyone that we're hooking up.
48:24You can't blush whenever I come near you.
48:26Get over yourself. I don't blush.
48:28Oh, yeah?
48:31See?
48:32Nothing.
48:33Not bad.
48:38It's me and you and the Bruins.
48:40That's the dream, right?
48:41Garrett Graham doesn't do girlfriends.
48:43What's really going on?
48:45Oh, my God. Justin's here.
48:47Be cool. You're with me.
48:50He is not just some random guy I wanna hook up with.
48:52He is a talented musician who I respect.
48:56Why don't you tell me what you think the song's about?
48:58Like, being in love with someone who doesn't see you.
49:02She's not my girlfriend.
49:03She's not my girlfriend.
49:03But you clearly want her to be.
49:10You're not taking us this seriously.
49:13Watch the player, not the punk.
49:15What the hell does that mean?
49:16It means trust me.
49:18Trust me.
49:19Trust me.
49:20Trust me.
49:21Trust me.
49:23Trust me.
49:24Trust me.
49:27Trust me.
49:29Trust me.
49:29Trust me.
49:29Trust me.
49:30Trust me.
49:30Trust me.
49:32Trust me.
49:35Trust me.
49:35Trust me.
49:37Trust me.
49:41It'll give me time to think
49:44If I had the chance, I asked the world to dance
49:48I am dancing with myself
49:51Dancing with myself
49:53Dancing with myself
49:56But there's nothing I'm losing
49:58There's nothing to prove
50:00I am dancing with myself
50:08I am dancing with myself
50:14I looked all over the world
50:18And there's every type of girl
50:21But your empty eyes seemed to pass me by
50:25You left me dancing with myself
50:27So let's sink another drink
50:30It'll give me time to think
50:33If I had the chance, I asked the world to dance
50:37I'd be dancing, dancing
50:40Dancing with myself
50:43Dancing with myself
50:45If I had the chance, I asked the world to dance
50:49If I had the chance, I asked the world to dance
50:52If I had the chance, I asked the world to dance
50:57Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
51:29Oh, oh, oh.
52:24Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
52:29Oh, oh, oh.
52:59Oh, oh, oh, oh.
53:25Oh, oh, oh, oh.
53:27Oh, oh, oh, oh.
53:29Oh, oh, oh, oh.
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