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00:03What do you think?
00:05First impressions.
00:06Workmates.
00:07All friends are friends.
00:08They're standing very close.
00:10It's a crowded bus.
00:11He's smiling.
00:12She's too enthusiastic.
00:14He's being polite and he keeps looking around.
00:15Maybe he's looking for seats.
00:18Maybe.
00:19Wait, so if I'm talking to a guy and he's smiling, it's just out of politeness?
00:24Yeah.
00:25Or he likes you.
00:27It's a pretty wide golf.
00:32Hey, guy.
00:33That's way too handsy for work, colleagues.
00:38God, they're really going for it with the masks now.
00:41Yeah, it's a little deary.
00:43It's like the start of a zombie movie.
00:45You know I got yelled out for standing too close to somebody at the checkout line?
00:48People are losing their fucking minds.
00:51Guy woke, so they're gonna announce a lockdown soon.
00:54A lockdown?
00:55Lockdown of what?
00:57Of us.
00:58Everyone.
00:59We'll have to stay at home for like two weeks to stop the spread.
01:02We won't be able to leave except for food and emergencies.
01:04Oh God, it is like a zombie movie.
01:07Next thing there's a title card like ten years later.
01:10We've all got beards and shaved heads and fighting over canned meat.
01:14I'm not fighting you for canned meat.
01:15That's all yours.
01:16And how do you reckon you'd go with a shaved head?
01:19Knowing my luck, I'll end up with a beard instead.
01:27See?
01:28Friends are friends.
01:29Aw.
01:31Aw.
01:32What the fuck?
01:34Yeah.
01:34There was no need for that.
01:36That's what you do when we go our separate ways, isn't it?
01:52See you tomorrow.
01:53Unless they lock us down.
01:55Well, if they do, I'll just see you out in the wastelands then.
01:57I'll be the one with the fucking weird machete hand or the beard.
02:01Goodbye.
02:10Workers are back in the office for the first time in two years after COVID restrictions have been drawn back.
02:15A lot of the things we haven't been able to do, we are now able to.
02:18Australians are getting back to work.
02:20Lockdown is over, but it has come at a huge cost.
02:31I like stranger.
02:38Well, well, well.
02:39She returns.
02:42It's been a while.
02:44It's been a long while.
02:50Did you get called back into the office?
02:52Yep.
02:53New management demands it.
02:55You?
02:55Yep.
02:56Been back for a couple of months now.
02:58So your fucking friend was right?
03:01Who?
03:03Oh, right.
03:04Yeah.
03:05He moved to the mountains right at the start.
03:08Traded the shirt and tie for a flannel.
03:09Lives off the land now.
03:11Pushed all in on apocalypse, huh?
03:13You gotta respect that.
03:16So what have you been up to for, what, two years?
03:19Oh, you know, baking, gardening, no, uh, Zoom meetings and existential crisis.
03:28At least you've got both your hands still and full-headed hair.
03:32No beard, sadly.
03:37Stephen King or Danielle Steele?
03:40Close.
03:42Oh.
03:43Of course.
03:44Is this what you've turned to in my absence?
03:47Russian philosophy.
03:48What have they done to us?
03:49Well, what kind of ambitious literature were you reading during lockdown?
03:52Reading?
03:52I just binged Tiger King and Squid Game like every other basic asshole.
04:04So many empty seats.
04:06Yeah, you said yeah.
04:20Well, I'll see you tomorrow, I guess.
04:23Unless...
04:27Hey.
04:35Marry me.
04:38Excuse me?
04:40I promised myself if I ever saw you again, I'd ask you to marry me.
04:47As much as I really don't want to go to work today, I don't think that I can fully
04:52I'm late because I'm getting married hard until at least a couple of weeks in.
04:56Yes, that's smart.
04:57At least until a few weeks in.
05:02Look, I've had a long time to think about this.
05:05Maybe too much time.
05:07Maybe too much time.
05:08I think Dostoyevsky's had a little too much influence on you.
05:11Was he running around Russia proposing to women?
05:14Ospensky, actually.
05:15Ospensky.
05:16No, okay.
05:17So, um, my grandparents back in the day, they went on eight dates and they got married.
05:21And they've been married for 50 years.
05:23So, not any Russian philosophers, your grandparents are, should I?
05:28They are.
05:30So what, go on eight dates with you and then...
05:33Well, we don't have to get married if you don't want, obviously.
05:38Look, I just always liked seeing you on the bus.
05:43Easily the highlight of my day.
05:47I didn't think I was going to see you again.
05:50Me neither.
05:55Who even dates anymore?
05:58I don't know.
05:59It's very old school.
06:00Feels like we've been doing it wrong lately.
06:02There is a distinct lack of wooing.
06:06You can start small.
06:08Go for coffee.
06:10You're not a fucking weirdo, are you?
06:12Um, I don't think I am.
06:15And I'm not just randomly asking women to marry me.
06:17Just me?
06:18Yeah, just you.
06:21I don't know, man.
06:22This might fuck up the bus thing we've got going on.
06:24Yeah, but I think I just did that already.
06:30Hold this.
06:32It's you?
06:33That's me.
06:38You are a brave one leaving your airdrop wide open.
06:41How are you not swimming in dick pics?
06:44Um, I don't think I'm the key demographic.
06:48Are you being serious?
06:49Your last name is Wright?
06:51I mean, I have no reason to lie.
06:53Why?
06:54What's my last name?
06:55Fuck off.
06:56I'm serious.
06:57Ryan Wright.
06:57Oh, God.
06:58We're not related, are we?
06:59Okay, I'm descended from the English rights.
07:01What about you?
07:02Where?
07:02Scottish.
07:03My pop did the ancestry genealogy thing during COVID.
07:06Yeah, same.
07:07Oof.
07:08Fuck would've made for a very awkward coffee.
07:10Very.
07:14Well, hey, at least if we do get married I won't have to take your last name because I already
07:18have it.
07:19See?
07:19You don't even really need me.
07:21You literally have nothing at all to lose now.
07:23Huh.
07:28Huh.
07:31Well, text me.
07:52Good morning.
07:53Good morning, how are you?
07:54Good morning, mate.
07:55How are you?
07:57Good morning, mate.
08:45So, guess who came second in the over-50s watercolour category at the Archer on the weekend?
08:50Whoever the poor guy was behind you, I'm betting.
08:52No, it was me. I was so close.
08:56Oh, my God. That's amazing.
08:58How did that get second prize? I'd love to see who won first.
09:00Oh, okay.
09:05That's a bit of shit if you ask me. You got robbed, Helen.
09:07It's nice to get a little ribbon, though. I'm not going to lie.
09:09Well, don't forget about the rest of us back here when you're a famous artiste.
09:13Fat chance.
09:26Looking at porn again?
09:29So what if I was?
09:31Mike, there's shit all else to do here. You know, I could be at home fucking around and doing nothing.
09:35Lucky you. They want to do an editorial meeting in five.
09:37Oh, can I just zoom in from my desk instead?
09:39Nope. The new overlords require meat presents.
09:41They're psychopaths. Mike, nobody wants this. It's better when everyone's just in their little box on the screen.
09:46Admit it, Em. You missed everyone here, didn't you?
09:49Smells like beard oil in here.
09:51I hope Gary's retirement is awful.
09:54What a selfish, greedy sellout.
09:55Yeah, I heard he started a charity.
09:57Of course he did. What a dick.
10:00Meeting time.
10:02Here we go.
10:04Emily.
10:07You look so good in person.
10:09What do I look like on spring?
10:10We can hug again.
10:11Oh, did we ever before?
10:13No, but we should have.
10:15Don't inhale, Matt. Makes it even weirder.
10:17Okay, okay. I just really missed you. Both of you.
10:20Oh, Mike, too? That kind of cheapens the sentiment.
10:24Did you both see my email?
10:25Oh, you send quite a few emails, Nat. You want to be more specific?
10:28Oh, the one about the welcome party for the new corporate stakeholders.
10:31It's a nice way of putting it.
10:33What about this party?
10:35Oh, it's compulsory. Sorry.
10:38Ah, welcome, everybody. Well, this is nice, isn't it?
11:09Are we all well?
11:10What time do you finish up?
11:12Okay, where should we begin?
11:14Mike?
11:15Yeah, um, so did anybody watch Squid Game?
11:18Like, that was amazing. You know, like, the last three episodes?
11:21They were all playing that Marvel game, you know what I mean?
11:34Who's this?
11:38Kidding.
11:39About 4.30.
11:40You?
11:44I can leave whatever I want.
11:464.30 then?
11:53Sure.
11:54Nice, Kelly. Sorry for me.
11:59Excuse me, do you have any sugar?
12:00Yeah, just in the pot.
12:02Oh.
12:03Sure.
12:06I got you something for our first date.
12:08Corsage, I hope.
12:09Mm-hmm.
12:17Jesus.
12:18Mm-hmm.
12:19Whose dick is that?
12:21I don't know.
12:22I just scoured the internet until I found the best one.
12:25Is this your dream dick?
12:27No, it's...
12:28It's the best one for you.
12:30I was being thoughtful.
12:31So you spent your first day back at work
12:32scrolling through dicks to find the one that said the most about me?
12:36That's pretty thoughtful.
12:38Do you feel violated?
12:39A little bit, yeah.
12:40It's kind of like a slap in the face, isn't it?
12:41Every time.
12:43Every time?
12:44Mm.
12:45How many times is this happening for you?
12:47I have something of an online following,
12:49so every now and then I'll just open my DMs
12:51and it's like, bang, dicks everywhere.
12:55Wow.
12:55Mm-hmm.
12:56Cool.
12:58You've never sent one?
12:59No.
13:00Oh.
13:01Absolutely not.
13:01I mean, I barely look at my own dick.
13:02Why would I want to subject someone else to it?
13:05See, now you're just talking common sense.
13:09Oh, wow.
13:09You really do have a following going on.
13:11You've got the blue tick and everything.
13:13Wait, you're telling me you didn't already cyberstalk me today?
13:16Honestly?
13:16No.
13:17It never really occurred to me.
13:18Why did you?
13:20Yes.
13:22I didn't even have to put my detective hat on.
13:23Your socials are wide open.
13:26You really walk between the raindrops, don't you?
13:28Well, I never really had anything to hide.
13:31Didn't know I was going to get cyberstalked.
13:32Not even by the girl you want to marry from the bus?
13:36Yep.
13:41Can I follow you?
13:43You think we're ready for that?
13:46The day for living on the edge, I guess.
13:50Come.
13:54Tech writer and reviewer.
13:56I thought you said you were a journalist.
13:58Ouch.
13:59No, I didn't mean it.
14:00I'm kidding, I'm kidding.
14:01I did.
14:01Yes, I was just sexing it up.
14:05Ah, okay.
14:05So you get to play with the new iPhones before they come out?
14:08No.
14:09If you put the word smart in front of anything dumb, like a smart umbrella or egg tray, then
14:15I'm spending a few days with it until I find 500 words.
14:18What does a smart umbrella do?
14:20It tells you when it's about Dwayne.
14:22And where it is if you lose it.
14:24So you write smart reviews about dumb smart, dumb products?
14:28I never said they were smart reviews.
14:30Hey, you want to get the table over there?
14:32Yep, score.
14:34Let's go.
14:35You said you were an accountant.
14:44Can't really sex that up, can I?
14:45That's true.
14:47Do you like it?
14:48I don't love it, if I'm honest.
14:50But I don't hate it.
14:52And that used to be enough, maybe?
14:54But not now.
14:56I mean, is anything enough after the last few years?
15:00What would you rather be doing?
15:02Hmm, I don't know.
15:06Writing something, probably.
15:08Something important.
15:09Something not vapid and hopefully not utter shit.
15:13Well, I look forward to reading that.
15:15I'm sure it's amazing.
15:17What would you rather be doing?
15:21I kind of always wanted to run a coffee shop like this.
15:26Your dream job is to be a barista?
15:31Yes and no, kind of.
15:34I just wanted to own it and run it and, you know, select the beans and make the menu choices
15:40and all that cool stuff.
15:41Then franchise it and retire to the yacht?
15:44No, just one place.
15:46Where people can hang out.
15:47That'll be enough for me.
15:50This is actually pretty sweet.
15:53Oh, you ordered for us.
15:55This is like an old school date.
15:58Oh wait, you're not vegan or gluten free or anything?
16:00Maybe I should have still.
16:01No, this is perfect.
16:03This is exactly what I would have ordered.
16:06And you ordered it without pineapple.
16:09Pineapple can be a deal breaker in my opinion.
16:11It's spicy.
16:13I see what you did there.
16:15It was bad.
16:18You don't like pineapple?
16:19I love pineapple, but I would never put it on the pizza that I was sharing.
16:23It's too divisive.
16:26It's delicious, thank you.
16:27Good.
16:33So, circling back, are you meant to carry this smart umbrella around with you at all times,
16:36just in case, or...?
16:37You don't carry an umbrella?
16:40Of course not.
16:40Do you?
16:41Yes.
16:43Now, this isn't the dumb smart one.
16:45This is just a, uh...
16:45Smart, normal one.
16:47But it has not hailed me yet.
16:49So, the huge bag thing isn't just a fashion trend.
16:51You actually carry useful things inside them.
16:53Prepare for everything and never need any of it.
17:02What do you do if it rains?
17:04I guess I get wet.
17:07So you don't want through the raindrops after all.
17:10No.
17:18So, where do you want to go next time?
17:23Should we play it by ear?
17:26Yeah.
17:27Of course.
17:30Good.
17:31Good.
17:39Good.
17:44Good.
17:45Good.
17:53Good.
18:20I'm just waiting for him to decide what to watch.
18:23I don't care what we watch.
18:24It's up to you.
18:25Busy minutes, Pop.
18:30Hey.
18:30You're home late.
18:32How was your day?
18:33Yeah, it was okay.
18:35It was?
18:35Yeah.
18:35Yeah, it was good.
18:36Good.
18:37Give me coffee.
18:38No, I'm definitely afraid.
18:40It's on Ian's Facebook.
18:42We should send it next door.
18:47Oh my God.
18:48Don't start another neighborhood war, Pop.
18:50I didn't start anything.
18:53Hey, you choose what we watch.
18:54It's up to you.
18:55I'm actually going to call it a night.
18:56Are you okay?
18:57Yeah.
18:58Just have a big day.
18:59You guys enjoy.
19:00Hey.
19:12Hey.
19:15Hey.
19:16Hey.
19:16Hey.
19:25Hey.
19:28Hey.
19:30Hey.
19:30Hey.
19:34Hey.
19:45Hey.
19:45Well done.
20:05Hey.
20:08Hey.
20:10That was your first day back.
20:12Everybody pumped me back in the office.
20:14Everybody except me loved it.
20:18How was your shift?
20:19Yeah, same old.
20:21I did have one guy who came in who got his hand caught in a metal press.
20:25She was saying it was like a purple glove full of water just hanging off his wrist as fucking
20:28grass.
20:29I don't want to hear this.
20:30You asked.
20:32I was being polite.
20:34Not a lot of feel-good stories coming out of any R&L.
20:40Oh, hey, I have this really annoying work party next Saturday.
20:44Okay.
20:46I can't go.
20:48Well, it's compulsory.
20:50For you, maybe.
20:52No, I'm working a double.
20:54This is weird.
20:56Fuck.
20:56Um, since I agreed to work a double.
21:01Hey, I was going to cook.
21:02I actually was, but I just, um, well, I couldn't be fucked.
21:06So, um, you want to just order some pizzas?
21:10Bye.
21:11You know what?
21:11I actually got something on the way home, so I'm not really hungry.
21:14Yeah, I've heard that bullshit before.
21:16No, I'll get an extra large, but I'm going to get pineapple.
21:19You can just pick it off if you want something, all right?
21:20I'm gonna go for it now.
21:30Fuck.
21:32Fuck.
21:33Fuck.
21:34Fuck.
21:35Fuck.
21:36Fuck.
21:36Fuck.
21:39Fuck.
22:01Do you want to come to a party next Saturday?
22:08Sure.
22:23Do you want to come to a party next Saturday?
22:37Do you want to come to a party next Saturday?
22:40Do you want to come to a party next Saturday?
22:41Do you want to come to a party next Saturday?
23:08Righty.
23:09Have fun.
23:10I will.
23:11See ya!
23:22Hey Pop, I'm off.
23:24Okay.
23:26You okay?
23:28Is it just you?
23:36It wasn't an old person's accident.
23:39I blacked out for a second.
23:41What?
23:41What do you mean?
23:42Yeah.
23:43I stood up too fast.
23:45It's all good.
23:45Come on.
23:47You alright?
23:47Yeah.
23:48Yeah.
23:49Let's get you in the shower eh?
24:01You go.
24:03You go.
24:05No, I'm gonna call and cancel.
24:07Can't cancel now.
24:08I think it was locked in the house for two years.
24:10It's not your problem.
24:14I'll go.
24:20Turn right...
24:20Please.
24:21Press your chair.
24:21Get down too soon.
24:21Messi
24:21Er...
24:51Sorry, I'm a little bit late.
24:56Thanks for coming.
25:00Shall we?
25:01Yeah.
25:05So this is where you work?
25:06No.
25:07We're in some hipster warehouse down the road.
25:09This is the new overlord's headquarters.
25:12We've been absorbed by a big American company last month, so tensions are high.
25:22These two look like nice, sensible, normal people, right?
25:27Yep.
25:28I think so.
25:38We don't have to stay long.
25:41I've got to wear heels.
25:44Okay.
25:52Oh, God.
25:54This was a terrible idea.
25:57Emily!
25:59Come!
26:11Antonio, this is Emily Wright and David, right?
26:16Of course.
26:16Ryan Wright.
26:19Emily is our editorial writer and reviewer.
26:22She does what I used to do, except she's much faster and funnier.
26:26It's good to meet you, Emily.
26:30And what do you do for us, Ryan?
26:32Not a lot, to be honest.
26:33I'm an accountant at a different firm, not here.
26:36I'm just an accessory tonight.
26:38Like a corsage.
26:40Well, we're really excited to be working with you all.
26:43Us too.
26:43We are very excited.
26:45Their feelings are mutual.
26:47We've got a DJ for tonight, and we thought it'd be cool if everyone picked a song.
26:50So, it's just going to be Mr. Brightside on loop all night.
26:53Oh, I love that song.
26:54No, no, no.
26:55Pick somebody that says something about you, or how you feel, or something that makes you
26:58feel good, you know?
26:59That does sound like fun.
27:02Well, welcome, and enjoy yourselves.
27:04I'm sure we'll talk some more during the night.
27:06Absolutely.
27:06Yes.
27:06It was good to meet you both.
27:12My God.
27:13Matt, this is Ryan, as mentioned.
27:15Ryan, this is my boss, Matt.
27:17Why did I call you David?
27:18Because you're shit with names.
27:19You called me Alyssa for six months.
27:21I did, didn't I?
27:22I mean, you really look like an Alyssa.
27:24And yet I'm not.
27:26You definitely look like a Ryan.
27:28That's good.
27:29Matt's not usually this awkward.
27:30I'm really not.
27:31I'm really nervous.
27:35Excuse me.
27:36You good?
27:36Yeah.
27:36Nice to meet you.
27:38You too.
27:38His view's nice.
27:39He's cute.
27:43Is this the mysterious lockdown boyfriend?
27:46He's just on hire, like an animal wrangler, but for awkward introverts at office parties.
27:52Nice.
27:52Can I borrow him?
27:53How are you doing that?
27:56Well, look, this is the first time I've worn this since my white dad was married for the
28:01third time.
28:02Is it too gay?
28:03Be honest.
28:04Really?
28:04You look great.
28:06I don't know.
28:06Just have a couple of vodkas and you'll loosen right up.
28:09No.
28:09Not drinking.
28:10Can't drink.
28:11Oh, no.
28:11That's boring.
28:12I know.
28:13Who cares if he likes you?
28:15He's just the new boss.
28:16I'm so glad that you came, though.
28:18Seriously.
28:18It means a lot.
28:19You said it was mandatory.
28:22I lied.
28:23I'll be back.
28:28Hope you're having a good night.
28:30Okay, so far.
28:31How's pop?
28:33Hey.
28:36How'd you know that?
28:37Okay, guess.
28:38No, I'm kidding.
28:39You told me.
28:39When?
28:40I think it was like our second time chatting on the bus.
28:43What, like three years ago?
28:44You don't drink wine because you don't like it.
28:46You don't drink the hard stuff because when you're a teenager, you overdid it in this
28:49middle of it makes you want to vomit.
28:50So you like beer.
28:51But the beer has to be a little bit fruity.
28:55That's mine.
28:57Whatever's on offer.
29:00Okay.
29:02Skate plans.
29:03We need to do something about this situation.
29:05That will kill me if I leave.
29:07I thought they'd be drinking and mingling by now.
29:10We need a distraction.
29:12We might just have fun.
29:13You don't know me.
29:15So these are all your people, huh?
29:17It's a complete sausage fest.
29:19It's a very male-dominated sector.
29:21A lot of beers.
29:21I probably think you're one of them, so watch out.
29:24So how did you end up doing it?
29:27I didn't want a real job.
29:29Well, well, well.
29:30I lost a bet.
29:31Didn't think you'd show up?
29:32You should have told me I would have stayed at home or we could have split the money.
29:35It was only ten bucks.
29:36I am Mike, anyway.
29:37Ryan, are you in corporate or creative?
29:40Oh, do you?
29:40No, Ryan has a real job.
29:42Huh?
29:42Mike reviews the iPhones, but he still has an Android because he thinks he's edgy.
29:46Yeah.
29:46I just prefer an open ecosystem.
29:48What song did you pick, Mike?
29:50Was it Mr. Brightside?
29:52Yeah.
29:54Why?
29:55Why?
29:55I just fucking knew it.
29:56This is why I always have headphones on at work.
29:59Hey, you seen that?
30:00They look stressed in that outfit.
30:02Like when you put a Christmas sweater on your bed.
30:04Hey, leave them alone, dick.
30:06What?
30:06There's something you'd say.
30:07Yeah.
30:08About you.
30:11Uh, I'll be back.
30:13Cool.
30:15See?
30:16You're such a bitch.
30:19But I love Arthur.
30:20Like little sister, of course.
30:23I'm such a bitch.
30:26What at work?
30:27JDR.
30:28One heart attack.
30:29Who's your work then?
30:30Why don't you send me some notes?
30:32I love you.
30:51Can I go, please?
30:52Hard stuff, huh?
30:53Yeah, the bosses don't get the drink at these things.
30:55You just have to foot the bill for the rest of us.
30:57That sounds like a terrible deal to me.
30:58So, I read a lot of your reviews.
31:01They're good.
31:01In fact, you convinced me to get this.
31:03Smart ring?
31:04Really?
31:05Didn't I give that like a five?
31:06You give the sleep track and an eight.
31:08How's that working for you?
31:10Never been a very good sleeper.
31:11Now you know for sure.
31:13Yeah.
31:14So, how long have you been with the company?
31:16Yeah, so like, this rush started developing.
31:18That's because like, we're sitting down all day.
31:20But I try to get up.
31:21But like, the skin started flaking off.
31:23Hello, you two.
31:25Behaving yourselves?
31:26Yeah.
31:27Kind of.
31:29Are you drinking that?
31:30Just juice?
31:31Hmm.
31:32No vodka?
31:33No.
31:34Yes.
31:35A bit missing Jerry back now.
31:36He loved it.
31:37I'm okay now.
31:38We're watching a show.
31:40Have a good night.
31:41Love you.
31:42Oh, fine.
31:43We make two.
31:44We're not usually this boring, I promise.
31:46I know, it's all good.
31:47I'm having fun.
31:48Oh.
31:49Do you want a drink?
31:50Drink?
31:50Shit, yeah.
31:51Yeah.
31:54How's it going?
31:55So, uh, what do you see yourself in two years?
31:58Four beers.
32:00I should probably say exactly where I am, but better and making more money for you.
32:04Please, you can be honest.
32:05Yeah.
32:07No, I'm not drinking.
32:08Oh, really?
32:09Oh, no, it says cheers.
32:10Oh, okay.
32:11Maybe just one.
32:14Here you go, mate.
32:15Here you go.
32:17Oh, no, no.
32:17That's from Antonio.
32:18He says cheers.
32:33Okay, I like beer now.
32:36Do you?
32:38No, I really don't.
32:40Oh.
32:45You holding up the bar?
32:46I think it's holding me up.
32:48I promise we'll leave soon and I'll get you a kebab or something.
32:51Are you kidding me?
32:52This is literally the most fun I've had in years.
32:55Want a drink?
32:55It's on me.
32:56Pretty sure it's still an open bar.
32:59Sure.
33:14I might have spent six months lying on my living room floor.
33:19I might have been sick then, well, then sick somewhere.
33:25I might be proud of me than I ever have been.
33:33I've been learning how to let go.
33:38How to do it without my clothes catching the surface.
33:43I've been learning how to do it without my clothes hoping to open more down the line.
34:04All right.
34:05Shots.
34:05Oh, no, I said I wasn't drinking tonight.
34:07I've already had three beers.
34:09Come on.
34:11It's his birthday.
34:13Really?
34:15Yeah.
34:16Okay, for your birthday.
34:18All good.
34:19All right.
34:21Nat, we're doing shots.
34:23No, no, no.
34:24Hey, it's his birthday.
34:25Really?
34:25Yes.
34:26Happy birthday.
34:28Just one.
34:28Just one.
34:29All right.
34:30Okay, and two.
34:30All right, on three.
34:32Happy birthday.
34:37Oh, these fucking shoes.
34:40Okay, one more.
34:41This one's on you in turn here.
34:43Yeah.
34:43Okay.
34:44Okay, last one.
34:46Oh, the team.
34:47So the new team.
34:49The team.
34:54Okay.
34:54Whoa.
34:55Oh, Mike.
34:57Oh, Mike.
34:59Go over.
34:59Over the glass.
35:00That's it.
35:01Over the glass.
35:02Over the glass.
35:03So give me a bit.
35:05Give me a bit.
35:07Here we go.
35:10Nobody's upset with you.
35:12Celebration.
35:13I got water.
35:14Yeah.
35:15One sec.
35:16I got water.
35:19Sit down.
35:25All right.
35:26I can do it.
35:27I can do it.
35:32I forgot I'm wearing pantyhards.
35:35No.
35:37Can you copy me?
35:40Sure.
35:43Good luck.
35:57Okay.
35:58Okay.
35:58Okay.
35:59Okay.
36:11Okay.
36:16All right.
36:23There we go.
36:59Thank you for plus wanting me
37:02What if I dragged you away from what would you normally be doing on a Saturday night?
37:07Let's see
37:08Finding my work clothes
37:11Maybe watching TV with my grandparents
37:14You
37:17Less skirt
37:19More sweatpants
37:20Couch
37:21Tie takeout
37:24Stalking my old high school friends on Instagram and Facebook
37:27To make me feel better about my life
37:30This night has really held us back from living our best lives, huh?
37:40Was it you?
37:42Really?
37:45That is a bold choice
37:46Now you target audience
37:51Here we go
37:52Play for it
37:54Here it comes
38:01Wow
38:02You read them perfectly
38:04Wow, you assisted
38:12Can you read me?
38:14What do I need?
38:23Is this your song?
38:26Yours
38:27Yours
38:27Nice
38:28Well done
38:29I haven't heard this song in years
38:32Oh my god
38:36So
38:37How you guys doing?
38:40Great
38:41I'll be back
38:42See you in a bit
38:47Well, you look happy
38:49You know, I don't think I've ever seen you look happy
38:52I like this look for you
38:55Meanwhile, I have the drunk sweat
38:57Oh my god
39:00I've got to hear her alone
39:02It's not too bad
39:03I've been shooting myself all night
39:05I've been shooting myself all night
39:33Filming helicopters crashing in the ocean from way above
39:42Got the music in you, baby, tell me why
39:47Got the music in you, baby, tell me why
39:52You've been locked in here forever and you just can't say goodbye
40:02Kisses on the foreheads of the love that's wrapped in your arms
40:10You've been hiding them and hollowed up pianos left in the dark
40:19Got the music in you, baby, tell me why
40:23Got the music in you, baby, tell me why
40:28You've been locked in here forever and you just can't say goodbye
40:39Your lips, my lips, apocalypse
40:48Your lips, my lips, apocalypse
40:56Go and sneak us through the river's flood is rising up on your knees
41:02Oh, please
41:06Come on, haunt me, I know you want me
41:10Come on, haunt me
41:14You've been locked in here
41:15Sharing all your secrets with each other since you were a kiss
41:23Sleeping silently with the rocket that she gave you clutched in your face
41:33Got the music in you, baby, tell me why
41:37Got the music in you, baby, tell me why
41:39Got the music in you, baby, tell me why
42:10Gets up your hair
42:27You okay?
42:29I have a boyfriend.
42:41What didn't you tell me?
42:47I should die.