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00:05Hello, heary, heary. The Lord of Lancaster has arrived. I am a nice lord. I am a humble lord.
00:13I am a grateful lord. All you must do is bow and kiss the hand of Lord Ivy. Whoever shows
00:20their face
00:21today must earn my favor, or if not, a tax shall be brought upon their hands. What I say goes.
00:29Yep. The Lord has passed his auction. The Lord must turn around and go back.
00:39When storage units are abandoned, the treasures within are put up for auction.
00:48I got scored on this.
00:50The Lord must turn around and go back.
01:01Lancaster. Deserts. It's usually very hot. It's dirty. It's dusty. With all this old dust, you never know what you're
01:10going to find.
01:10How can you tell the difference, though, between new dust and old dust? I mean, dirt is dirt, right?
01:15You're looking for light dust today because you're looking for the old dust.
01:19I thought the old dust was the dark dust.
01:21No, that's new dust. And when dust settles on stuff and it just sits there, it'll be a little darker.
01:27But after it sifts from enough-
01:31Earthquakes?
01:32Earthquakes, it actually becomes lighter when it's old.
01:35So, in dust, I should trust?
01:38I don't care if you trust the dust or not. As long as they're buying what's underneath it, I'm happy.
01:43Let's go make some money, baby.
01:48Lancaster again? You know whose territory Lancaster is?
01:50I already knew it.
01:52Ivy?
01:52We have to deal with the king.
01:56This is my land.
01:57This is my land.
01:58Visitors.
01:59I buy all the trash in these parts. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Ivy.
02:02We need a plan of attack.
02:04I'm listening.
02:05Here's what we're going to do. We're going to distract him.
02:08We just wait for the room we want, and boom, we strike.
02:12What was that?
02:13All right, Lancaster. I'm here.
02:16Let's change the mind of the perception they have on Kenny Do It right here.
02:21Kumbaya.
02:22We have 15 units here today.
02:24Well, Kenny!
02:25We got 15?
02:2615!
02:27That's one five, sir.
02:29Yes, sire.
02:30All I need is one.
02:31You know, don't just settle on one, Kenny.
02:33Huh?
02:34No, he only allowed to have one.
02:35Really?
02:36Yes.
02:36I'm in this land of territory.
02:38Lord Ivy's lands, we here.
02:40Please, Lord Ivy.
02:41I'm not asking for much.
02:42Just a small locker full of sellable hobbies.
02:47I'm looking for hobby-type things in the unit.
02:49Oh, a hobby.
02:50Yeah, really?
02:52Wow.
02:52We're crocheting?
02:53Land darts.
02:54Oh, no, I like them kind.
02:55Like, you wait till the last minute to move.
02:57Those are illegal.
02:58They're illegal, though?
02:59Not in Lancaster.
03:00All right, all right, all right.
03:01They were outlawed, but I inlawed them.
03:03Right on.
03:04Yeah, I love it.
03:05Going up.
03:06All right, who move first?
03:07Great.
03:09Wow, Dave's in the house.
03:11What's he doing here?
03:12Oh, a little more competition.
03:14Another fool has arrived to humor the court.
03:18What you looking for?
03:19Out you did, bro.
03:20I come all the way out here to visit Ivy or the scorpions?
03:23The scorpions.
03:24Yeah, the scorpions that live out here.
03:26They do?
03:27Don't they live out in the desert?
03:28The band?
03:29Scorpions.
03:29Like the band?
03:30The things that bite you in the foot.
03:33This guy.
03:34Oh, them with the tail in the head.
03:35Yeah, I trained them.
03:36If somebody come around I don't like, I'll be like, pssh.
03:38This guy thinks just because he lives in Lancaster, he's a king.
03:42No, Lord.
03:42It really looks like Lord.
03:43King of Palmdale, Lord of Lancaster.
03:45More like a giant turkey.
03:50Okay.
03:51Good one, Dusty.
03:52Real sick burn.
03:54Welcome to the auction.
03:55We're Dan and Lord Austin with American Auctioneers.
03:57Before you go through these gates, you need to know the rules.
03:59Going to go to the unit, remove the lock, open the door,
04:01give you five minutes to take a look around.
04:02You can't go inside.
04:03You can't open any boxes.
04:04And who's ever got the most money in their pocket can own a tee.
04:07Are you ready?
04:07All right.
04:08Let's go, let's go, let's go.
04:10All right, folks, let's go.
04:12The first unit we're going to see is a big one.
04:14It's a 10 by 20.
04:16Big unit.
04:17It's going to be dirty.
04:18Only a strong survive is South Lancaster.
04:21You got to know your place when you come to these waves.
04:22I don't want to be a peasant.
04:23There's the prey and the predators, the lords and the subjects.
04:27I don't want to be a subject.
04:28What if I give you this?
04:30Is that beef jerky?
04:31Yes.
04:31I always carry snacks with me.
04:33They're the perfect distraction.
04:35I knew you liked meat.
04:36I got you some meat.
04:37And I can't open it because I'm too damn weak.
04:39Oh, you got to open it the wrong way.
04:43Come on now.
04:45Oh, look at that.
04:46Bullet tools.
04:47And dust.
04:51Man, this is an Ivy unit for your butt right here.
04:55But it got some nice stuff in here.
04:56I think this unit going to go pretty high, especially with the totes and all that stuff.
05:00They got a lot of bicycles in the back, too.
05:02Who the hell going to put a whole thing of pimmies right here?
05:05You can get a lot of money for them pennies.
05:07I bet you got the crooked Abraham Lincoln on one of them pennies in there.
05:11Ain't no hobbies in here.
05:12Only dirt and dust.
05:14Because if you consider home insect control or hiding, you went to the wrong school.
05:20Man, you got a little of this, a little of that.
05:22I see a toolbox.
05:23Some shoe boxes up there.
05:25Man, this is the unit that it's not what you see, it's what you don't see.
05:29You got shelves, you got dust, you got dirt.
05:32No footprints, which is good.
05:34No footprints means nothing's been disturbed.
05:36And all the good stuff is still inside.
05:38I like it.
05:39I'll be bidding on this one for sure.
05:41Okay, it's not the biggest locker, like a 10 by 20.
05:44I wonder what's in that thing's kind of interesting.
05:46The rest of the tools look a little bit cheap.
05:49I'm going to bid a little bit on this one.
05:50I ain't going to go too crazy.
05:51I can tell it's not high end, it's just normal end.
05:54I see bicycles.
05:56Not good.
05:56Just department store grade bicycles.
05:59Ivy, can we just let him have it?
06:01Let Ivy have a pile of garbage so he can sniper a good one?
06:04Yeah, let him have it.
06:05Ivy, it's got your name all over it.
06:07You know, I like bottles with money in them.
06:09I'll let you have this one, though.
06:10You let me have this one?
06:11Yeah.
06:12I might let you leave Lancaster.
06:14Wait a minute.
06:15Did he just threaten to kidnap me?
06:17All righty, here we go.
06:18One of the money, what are you going to pay a cent?
06:19Come on.
06:19I got two, two, three, three.
06:21One of the three where?
06:21One of the four, four.
06:22One of the five now.
06:24One of the five, one of the five, five.
06:25One of the six now.
06:25One of the six, one of the seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven and a half.
06:29And the Lord has declared, tax season is here.
06:33I got eight there.
06:34Eight and a half of an 850.
06:34Eight and a 50.
06:35Nine, nine, nine.
06:36One of the nine there.
06:36One of the 950.
06:37900, 950.
06:38900, 950 going once.
06:39One thousand dollars square.
06:41One thousand dollars square.
06:42One thousand dollars square.
06:43One thousand dollars square.
06:43You may leave Lancaster now.
06:45Oh, we dropped it.
06:46I need no more than that.
06:48I need no more than that.
06:49I need no more than that.
06:50One thousand dollars square.
06:51One thousand dollars.
06:52No, that's the way.
06:52950 dollars.
06:53Whoa, 950.
06:54You're always a badass, good man.
06:56Now you've paid your taxes.
06:58Hear ye, hear ye, all hail Lord Ivy.
07:02What?
07:03The more he taxes the more money I make.
07:05Don't be mad because you got taxed $200 by me.
07:13All right, indoor unit!
07:16Oh, the dust projector did its job.
07:21It's packed.
07:22There's a lot of stuff in here.
07:24But mattresses take up a lot of space.
07:26It's all mystery.
07:27Office, maybe?
07:29Maybe a lot of office, maybe a lot of paper.
07:31The TV is right now.
07:32Usually they got the old TV, you find the video games.
07:34The odd mix.
07:36Yeah.
07:36And you can't even see over the top.
07:38There's a kind of pack 5x10 right here.
07:41It's got some totes.
07:41Probably some monies in the back,
07:43because from my experience of being a property manager,
07:46they put the good stuff in the back.
07:48I'm willing to chance that them totes and boxes
07:51are full of hobby goodness.
07:53You know what I see?
07:54I see boxes that say mixed medical supplies.
07:59That turns me off.
08:00It's not for me.
08:01I don't feel it.
08:01I'm not feeling it.
08:03Computer, mops, old mattresses.
08:06Old TVs.
08:07Wow.
08:08When you find old stuff,
08:09sometimes you find old jewelry.
08:11Either I get this room,
08:12or they who want it shall pay it too much.
08:15Single 5x10 unit.
08:16Here we go.
08:16I have this money with your pleasure.
08:17You give me $100 for it.
08:19Hello.
08:19I got one right there with a hand.
08:20A hundred and a half right there now, too.
08:22I got 150 now, too.
08:23What am I going to do right here?
08:24Two and a half.
08:24Two and a half.
08:24Two and a half.
08:25Two and a half.
08:26Two and a half.
08:27Two and a half.
08:28Three and a half.
08:28Three and a half.
08:29Three and a half.
08:32Three and a half.
08:33Three and a half.
08:33Three and a half.
08:34Three and a half.
08:35Three and a half.
08:37Five and a half.
08:40Five and a half.
08:41Six and a half.
08:43Six and a half.
08:45Six and a half.
08:45Six and a half.
08:47Six and a half.
08:49Six and a half.
08:49Six and a half.
08:50Seven.
08:50Seven.
08:51Seven.
08:51now would have been 700 going one strike would have been 700 but scott
08:54and you have paid your tax sir you may leave lancaster hey just remember kenny
09:03the people that run you up the last laugh is always on them when you come up my boy
09:08yeah what he said so here's to your taxes lord abby all right now i'm gonna find me some hobbies
09:15in this unit right here boy uno dos tres cuatro okay let's see what we got look at this bags
09:25bags
09:26in the bag plus a bag i said this is about 45 dollars worth of stuff all right we got
09:33a lot of
09:33these boxes batteries heavy duty batteries where's that rabbit when you need it yeah it's about 40
09:39bucks worth of batteries in here we got something with a red top on it which is this is my
09:45magician
09:45trick kenny dewey hocus pocus alakazam we got a box in the box see there's a double magic trick right
09:57here here we go let's see what we got here
10:07please let that be five million dollars you know i think the box will be a little bigger but yeah
10:18please let that be five million
10:20please let that be five million
10:24man
10:29the hell y'all doing around here boy
10:34this is dad everybody chip bro let's see who else we got
10:39hey you gotta clean up my nose it's really clogged up right here i'm gonna be the new mr rogers
10:44on the
10:45block yeah i think we need to go get this um these people checked out right here he probably got
10:49the
10:49whole family from here these puppies look old as hell and old usually means money
10:54i think that's the uh oh oh i think i might have tossed the stage
11:04oh this is heaven
11:05i swear to god this got the curtain and everything it's worth some money let's put this over here
11:14hey brand new you can whip your eggs up with this
11:19the box is 20 dollars god
11:22you can use this pageant to clean out your skillet this here a whole little kit flood measuring cup
11:30it's about $25
11:34school stuff ain't no money no toast no toaster no heater no nuts why they put the empty boxes bro
11:42this here's a big booty tv they ain't making them no more this is no money right chip all right
11:48i'm gonna
11:48go up in here and i'm gonna go deep down in the shenanigans to see if i can find something
11:52glorious
11:53don't worry oh yeah we got shoe boxes of papers boxes of paper over here look at paper paper paper
12:03paper no money bro well i just had to get myself together and we're gonna sing this song
12:24that was my new song called never again lancaster
12:29i feel i feel violated man by the city of lancaster man i swear to god well we're gonna go
12:36get the
12:37puppets checked out and we're gonna see what kind of show we can present to y'all please mr puppet
12:41be
12:41worth some money i need it bad
12:46maybe the puppets got something to say about lamb cows that's probably why they put them in a box
12:51hey bro that's probably true though you know
12:57here we go
12:59five by fifteen oh strapped up nice
13:05oh it's the old grandfather looking clock in there which is kind of weird that's old
13:09another chest a lot of nice wood furniture in here but it's really dusty oh old pots and pans
13:13expensive glassware right there you can cook with that glassware that's pretty cool little tool chest
13:19i'll bit a little bit but not too much not too much too much dust
13:24oh they got some 1959 furnishes in here how y'all doing lucy and ethel
13:30what y'all see you like that yeah you can put all your jewelries in there right yeah that's a
13:36nice
13:36hobby to have collected jewelry boxes with no jewelry
13:42a lot of dust and they got the nerve to have um wood dust spray look
13:49well fishing box jewelry box tool chest whatever you want to use it for it looks like some little
13:54custom-made antique cabinet the vigilance for cheap i'm i'm here already i might as well load it
14:00all right i like that seems to have some jewelry costume jewelry maybe like 80s stuff possibly possibly
14:07it's gonna be vintage i know we don't like furniture but it looks sellable we like it when dressers are
14:12full though let operation distraction commence all right where is he if we could successfully
14:17distract ivy we should get this locker tax-free and i'm gonna do it with meat look what else i
14:25found more meat more meat no no no you're trying to make me fat you know i'm in shape all
14:33righty you
14:33gotta be gonna i-tune it here we go and you got a little graham of the clock in there
14:35here we go
14:44five feet can you give them to fish when you go fishing can you give them like little pieces
14:50yeah i guess you could but speaking of fish i got a fish tank i'm putting some piranhas in there
14:55feed them these jerky you really have piranhas as pets sure you can wait what just happened
15:03dusty lupe dusty lupe 800 good job yeah you know how we do it love
15:17okay all right 10 by 10. we're gonna sell it outside folks
15:24well i like the barbells you got at least 75 pounds in barbells got nice bites over there you got
15:31a little fish tank a little of this a little of that where did my trusty phone light it's kind
15:38of deceiving because if you look in the back there's a table on the ground and the boxes are
15:42on top of the table so it's actually not that many boxes so i think this is a pass rush
15:46all right well
15:47they have a fish tank turned sideways on the sitting on the desk oh that's cool little studio chairs if
15:52i was on tv i would sit in that one a little road bike oh i love dummies put them
15:59in your window when
15:59people walk by they they can jump i'm gonna be it just for the dummies speaking of dummies i need
16:04to find me a proxy so i don't get bit up it's very smart look at that see a fish
16:12tank is a nice
16:13hoppy you can put some guppies in there some perch some bands and they got some weight this is pretty
16:19nice unit they're gonna go for about 500 right here boy hey you guys want to make a quick 20.
16:24we're in this
16:24locker i'm buying it i'll give you both 20. you want us to win but you're buying it yep i'm
16:29buying
16:29it okay a smart lord never pays full price for a unit so i've got two maidens to do my
16:35bidding
16:35all righty here we go nice little unit little mannequin unit what you're going to pay how much
17:02i've seen it all but that's the weakest i've ever seen it what just happened he brought a decoy to
17:08buy a room that nobody wanted folks that's the end of the auction and don't forget to pay the lady
17:14thank you everyone i spent 9.50 on this locker to see what we got i've been making money in
17:21lord
17:21doofus's land forever and today won't be any different it looks like we got 20 bucks and pennies
17:28shop vac 20 bucks look at that nice lawnmower memo 50 bucks put it over here to this side over
17:36here
17:40damn we got a little bit of everything we got grinders in here tool city baby 75 dollars worth of
17:46tools
17:47and hardware in there come on memo you're going too slow can't keep up with this old man
17:53oh i love this grinding stones but they don't fit my grinders 50 just for that pile of grinding stones
18:02what the heck
18:05what the heck looks like tree climbing stuff i'd say there's a hundred dollars worth of climbing gear in
18:11there he's got all his ropes and pokes and stuff oh look at that now we've got this nasty dresser
18:19stuff 100 dollars worth of clothes in there though 40 bucks for that bench press this is a very cool
18:24bike mongoose 100 at least oh my god look at this heavy stuff memo and we have a bin full
18:30of weight
18:32100 bucks right there plus 85 dollars for the dolly
18:40look at that we have a welding mask welding gloves so right there is about 50 bucks
18:45good thing i wore my dust colored socks today so they match
18:52uh-oh this is kind of cool i don't know who makes these but a vintage pierre cardin i'm gonna
18:59say
18:59like 100 bucks believe it or not that is a harbor freight jack 40 bucks oh what we got in
19:06here oh this
19:07is gonna be a micrometer it's a machinist tool 40 bucks like all dvds hundred dollars oh my god that
19:18is actually a backgammon table gonna be 150 bucks because this is handmade let's see what we got right
19:27here oh we got we got some tools all the tools and everything with the toolbox 150 bucks
19:36uh-oh look at these og originals but adidas they're like 200 bucks on that give me this box right
19:43here
19:44some old uh school nope whole automobile compass
19:56i don't know this looks very old and cool whatever it is very old looking oh i love this is
20:02a classic
20:03piece right here how's this and then i don't know what these things are i've never seen anything like
20:08this in my life this is chevrolet traffic light finder i think i'm gonna have to take these to
20:15some automotive guy to tell me what what i have here because i have no clue but i can tell
20:21you this
20:21piece really excites me right here over here we've got some furniture we've got some chairs here you know
20:28probably 50 in this pile right here over here we have an old chest and an old sofa and an
20:35old tub
20:35probably 50 bucks back here you got a hundred dollar bike another hundred dollar bike easy
20:4140 bucks and ladders right there here you've got some more hardware you have an old camping stove we
20:49have a turkey fryer i'm gonna say we got a hundred dollars in this pile over here we've got an
20:54old
20:54aquarium probably worth like 40 bucks and that about wraps it up so all in all not a bad day's
21:00work
21:00and now i gotta try to load it before it gets dark so let's get it done mo
21:09whoa look at that dust i would say operation destruction was a success and now it's time to
21:15reap our reward
21:19i grab one christmas let's see okay all christmas is always get all that dust okay christmas oh but it's
21:28old christmas stuff this is good oh i love old christmas there's a lot of santa heads and
21:32clowns teddy bears both boxes at least 50 bucks yeah this one's heavy my guess dishes or books there's
21:40more holiday stuff yep silverware something else oh this one's heavy that's a wiener dog you know what
21:48that is piggy bank guess again door stopper it's a boot scraper how do you scrape a boot
21:58oh all this stuff will make at least a hundred bucks this looks like just a brand new does it
22:03feel
22:03heavy what is it though it's a toolbox but like a machinist box looks fancy it's fifty dollars fancy
22:10trying to take stuff out without it being like an avalanche of dust yeah well this stuff you don't
22:17want to breathe all right let's see what this is more christmas oh it's like christmas presents
22:22this sounds better why she looks so creepy let me see hi
22:26she looks creepy back of the head why that's where they sign them if they're made in france
22:30they're worth more money i don't see anything these are older though these ones are actually
22:35antique we'll get another hundred dollars for these this one's got makes a better noise let's see
22:41oh hold on there's cufflinks in here these are 14 karat gold really yeah nice looks like another
22:49gold cufflink put it in here hold on this one keeps going there's a silver coin 50 dollars
22:56found another gold cufflink hold on this party's still going yeah these are these are for clocks
23:00you know every time you find an old clock it's always missing the key i don't know why i guess
23:05this would be easier if i probably dumped this thing out there we go that looks better anyways
23:09and old clock keys all this stuff we'll get a hundred bucks and then all these gold cufflinks
23:15eight hundred dollars and 14 karat gold ooh what is it silver oh nice it's a hundred bucks
23:24you want to take pickings to which one's the best one you can't see the titles though right or
23:28left i'll take the one that doesn't say christmas ah i wanted you not to read it
23:33i didn't read it my mind read it all right
23:40base angel this is a nice little enamel and brass box okay all right let me let me get to
23:46the goods
23:46here oh maybe this one oh yeah this one's 14 karat nice hold on i'm not done
23:54this one's silver silver silver yeah a little charm necklace look at the gold ring on the lady's face
24:01oh i have that one in silver i think i gave it to you nice vintage enamel boxes wow we
24:06did good
24:06right here with the silver the jewelry the trinkets the enamel boxes the gold twelve hundred dollars
24:13in this box oh yeah we're already over two grand and it only cost us 800 bucks and three meat
24:20sticks
24:20so oh look at the old doctor's bag whoa
24:26oh look at the old doctor's bag whoa that's interesting so this is when the doctor would come
24:32to your house precisely and look it we got all the tools i guess this is if you're like
24:39if you've got to deliver a baby inside somebody's living room i have no idea what these things are
24:44you ever seen anything like this what is no what is it it says a circumcision ring oh why'd you
24:51give
24:51me that gross do you know the value of this you know there's different manufacturers of these bags
24:58and i don't know what some of these tools are for maybe these tools add a lot of extra value
25:01no matter how you slice it we got to get this stuff examined these look cool
25:11wow look at this we have one more nice antique clock that one's nice yeah it's very old clocks
25:20like this usually eight hundred dollars for the pair nice we'll just value all the furniture in one
25:25pile it's the cabinet the grandfather clock and the dresser we can get 800 bucks and that is how you
25:31execute a perfect plan and make bank distraction we easily made over three thousand dollars on this
25:39room and we still gonna go find a medical professional to enlighten us on our doctor stuff
25:49i'm off to see vintage auto legend danny brissigno at brissigno's auto and custom
25:54daniel what's going on how you doing i watch all his online videos so i'm sure he'll know what my
25:59mystery auto piece is up what do you got there i caught you on one of your videos okay and
26:08i saw
26:08that you had one of these in your car i'm trying to figure out what it is really this is
26:13a traffic
26:14light finder you have two of them back in the 30s 40s the traffic light wasn't like how it is
26:20now
26:20across the way the light was right pretty much on top okay so when you had the visor you can
26:26see it
26:27you can see it's unless you're like trying to go like that so yeah so that's when they came out
26:32with these so if you look at this and you look down it's like a prism that shoots down and
26:37you can
26:37see the traffic light on top of you so that was the purpose of these okay and these were mounted
26:42on
26:42your dashboard so this is a solid state so that was you can't move just pivot this was the more
26:48pricier
26:48one these this one goes side mounted on the window rail you could actually have more options of
26:54getting it lower higher and whatever way to you know for the driver to hit the right level of the
27:01light but these are really good conditions most of these the the lens are cracked they get the
27:07hairlines cracked all the way down from being in the sun all day see what i'm talking about this was
27:11almost getting the little cracks see the little cracks in there yeah i see yeah because these are
27:15plastic than that glass so who would want these today any guy that wants to rebuild uh restore
27:21the 30s or 40s vehicles everybody wants them on the car the more accessories you have the better the
27:26cars and what is this one here okay this is a beacon compass wow so that one's just telling you
27:34if you're
27:35going north south yeah this is actually a compass and you would mount this on the windows so this would
27:39actually go on the clevis right in the middle and then this would go right on there that's how it
27:43mounts and then you would run the wire to your power system so when you turn on your lights at
27:48night it lit up yeah okay so this is 30 40s uh even some uh army tanks in world war
27:55ii they had these
27:56in their tanks so you know this was highly thought out you know not everybody had these you had to
28:00have some good money to buy these back in the days and then nowadays these are real
28:04thought out everybody wants it you know the more rare the more you know people want so danny what do
28:09you think they have here value wise well let me see this one has fair wear on it has some
28:16light
28:16cracks on the lens i would say 50 this one right here everybody likes these more this was real clean
28:24no scratches no cracks all the metals intact no rust all these are plastic pivots they're all nice and
28:32shiny so this one's 280 dollars like that better this right here is a whole beacon light what we call
28:41neil stock nos uh this one right here has no rust all the instructions all the packaging this one in
28:49the condition it is which is new i said about 350 awesome man that's just that's not bad good little
28:57fine that's a good little fine for you a little cigar box huh that what you found it in the
29:01cigar box
29:02sitting in the cigar box this is a real great fine thank you for your time man well absolutely nice
29:06fun to see you again okay can't wait to see you again all right man thank you back down
29:15the lord of lancaster has returned to gather his spoils roll up sleeves
29:22speaking of rolling up the sleeves oh l o r d 25 dollars
29:34well this with the fish tank looks to be no cracks about a 30 gallon maybe with the stand 150.
29:41a lot
29:41of chairs in here one chair there's a nice coleman too beast chair two with the headrest 10 bucks each
29:4720
29:52Ooh, don't break it.
29:54Ooh, I see two of these.
29:55I love these.
29:57These little producer chairs.
29:5960 bucks. All right. Ooh, we got tools, maybe?
30:02Milwaukee!
30:04Uh-oh. Got an impact.
30:06A little sander. These saws right here are all expensive.
30:08Very nice. All of this together,
30:10just a $100 bag right here.
30:13Ugh!
30:14This thing is old, and people don't buy it anymore,
30:16but I'm a salesman. I'm gonna get 20 bucks for it.
30:19Hey, brother! What's up?
30:20You, uh, going commando today?
30:27Hey, brother! What's up?
30:29You, uh, going commando today?
30:32Hang tight, bro. I might need some help.
30:33Maybe a hand or two.
30:35No head! Ha-ha!
30:37Ooh, bike and rack!
30:39Well, this is probably brand new. It's 80 bucks.
30:40These are very expensive, and out here in California,
30:42people love to get out and do things.
30:44I'd sell it for $45.
30:47Ooh, bicycle!
30:48This is a bicycle with solid rims.
30:51Boom!
30:52All righty.
30:53Ten bucks.
30:54This RC car, it's been real rough,
30:56because somebody crashed head-on right there.
30:58You wasn't looking when you were driving, huh?
31:00Because you ain't got no eyeballs.
31:03Five whole dollars.
31:04Make you hollers.
31:06All right. Ugh!
31:07Ooh, this heavy went in the air.
31:08What's in here?
31:10It's something.
31:10Ooh.
31:12Feels kind of good, though.
31:13Brand new, designed in the USA,
31:16long sleeve Henley t-shirts.
31:18They're all brand new, and it looks like about, uh,
31:20probably five per pack.
31:21One, two, three, four, five, ten packs.
31:22$150 for all of them.
31:24Hey, bro, lay down.
31:25Lay down that way.
31:26These are so cool.
31:27I bought one of these years ago.
31:29Ugh!
31:30And I use it when I go camping all the time.
31:32They're small, compactable, and they cook really great.
31:35I paid a hundred and some bucks for mine,
31:37but this one I'm gonna sell for $40.
31:39Ugh!
31:42All right, you go over there with him.
31:43He's a good guy.
31:44All righty.
31:45Computer right here, 20 bucks.
31:49Crystal, 20 bucks.
31:51More crystal.
31:52Brand new, unopened.
31:53Another $20.
31:54Ooh!
31:55Here you go.
31:57Ooh, you look good.
31:58Ugh!
31:59You over.
32:01All righty.
32:02Oh, we got a bicycle here.
32:03Didn't even notice it.
32:0420 bucks.
32:05Stay there.
32:07Ugh!
32:07Oh, briefcase.
32:10Ugh!
32:10Let's see.
32:12Come on, baby.
32:13I want a new Cadillac.
32:16And nothing but paperwork.
32:17Briefcase, $10.
32:19Everything in it, nothing.
32:20Ooh, nice vacuum cleaner in great condition.
32:2325 bucks.
32:24Another, the matching, was this the matching?
32:27Oh, people love that old dark wood.
32:28$100 for those?
32:30Watch out, bro.
32:31Watch out.
32:32You're in the way.
32:33Ugh!
32:34Ooh!
32:34$80 hand truck.
32:36Man, you and your wife's help has been priceless.
32:40But I'm pricing you two at $200.
32:43Another successful day in the realm of Lancaster, m'lady.
32:48Paige, my coach!
32:57Hi.
32:58We're looking for Dr. Lesser's office?
33:00Uh, yes.
33:01First left, all the way down.
33:02Okay.
33:04We were tipped off that urologist Dr. Tim Lesser could tell us about the circumcision kit.
33:09Oh, there better not be a demonstration.
33:11What you got there?
33:12This is a...
33:13It looks like stuff that you would know.
33:15Yes.
33:15I think, uh, well, if I was maybe 110 years old, I might have a better sense.
33:19But very sweet-looking old doctor's bag with some very old-looking equipment in there.
33:24Right.
33:24Should we go through it and check it out?
33:25Yeah.
33:26Check it out.
33:26Yeah.
33:27And this is called a kidney basin.
33:28So this is when people barf, uh, or fluids and stuff.
33:31How about this?
33:32These are also basins that are used during surgery.
33:34So, clearly not sterile at this point, but, um, but yeah, these are used to put betadine
33:40or fluids or other stuff, but pristine condition.
33:42I mean, these look, these look nice.
33:44Um, and this...
33:45What about the treasure?
33:46What in the world is this thing?
33:48There's a button on the side right here.
33:50Um, okay.
33:51Oh, there you go.
33:51Nice.
33:52It's so...
33:53Wow, this is old school.
33:55Okay, so this is a blood pressure cuff.
33:57Very cool-looking, probably not functional given the fact that some of this is not connected,
34:02but I love it.
34:03Definitely don't check your blood pressure with this.
34:05Um...
34:05Is there a way to date them to know how old they are?
34:07This is probably, just I don't know how it looks, I would say, you know, 60s, 50s maybe even.
34:12I'll tell you.
34:13Do people still do house calls?
34:14Yeah, yeah, some actually do.
34:16Um, uh, it's pretty rare nowadays and definitely not urology where, you know, we're surgical.
34:22Um...
34:23Oh, this is awesome.
34:25So this is called, this is a Ross circumcision, you know, rings.
34:28These are how they used to do circumcisions.
34:30I mean, this is like 1940s, 50s, kind of old school.
34:33So this is the device that turns a flower into a helmet.
34:36Oh, you got it.
34:37Nice.
34:37Do only babies get that or can adults get that?
34:40Adults can get circumcisions, yes.
34:42Has anyone ever come in and just wanted a little bit off the top?
34:45It's not a haircut, Lube.
34:47Could I get a bowl cut?
34:49Just buzz the sides.
34:50It's got a little trim.
34:50Absolutely.
34:51But yeah, I mean, truly, yes, is the answer.
34:54Could be if they have a narrowing called a phimosis, which is where the foreskin kind of contract
34:58down and they have to pee through this little tiny opening.
35:01So people want to keep most of the foreskin but just get rid of that little scar area.
35:05So yeah, you can actually do that.
35:06So yeah, what they would do is this is...
35:08You might want to sit down for this, but...
35:09Oh, yeah.
35:10Here, let me see.
35:11Actually, let me use your finger.
35:12I'm sorry, you can use your finger.
35:14Okay.
35:14No, no, no.
35:14I can use your finger.
35:15No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
35:17Come on, don't be shy.
35:18No, no, no, no.
35:18Why my finger?
35:19So what you do is...
35:20I don't want to feel it.
35:21You put the...
35:21This is in a newborn.
35:22So you put that on there like that and then you put the foreskin around the outside.
35:27Then you tie a string around it and then they would actually have patients sit in the hospital
35:31and then it would eventually just kind of fall off with the ring.
35:33Oh.
35:34It falls off.
35:40It falls off.
35:44Not the penis, dude.
35:45Oh, my gosh.
35:47These kind of went out of favor, but they were replaced by a plastic one.
35:49I actually have it here.
35:50It's called a Plastabel.
35:52So it's a similar concept.
35:54This is it right here.
35:55Here, let me see your finger again.
35:57So you go like that.
35:59Definitely looks a lot less scary.
36:01Yeah, right?
36:01I know, exactly.
36:02This one, exactly the same concept.
36:04This was developed from...
36:04First of all.
36:05...from the Ross one and, you know, get the foreskin over the top of this.
36:08And then you tie around this and then this thing actually pops off like that.
36:12Oh.
36:12So they go home like that.
36:14Oh.
36:14And then it falls off.
36:15And according to the nurses, this actually makes the most cosmetically, you know, pleasing circumcision result.
36:22So...
36:22The other one looks scary.
36:23It does look scary.
36:24Like a torture device.
36:26We have a girl, so...
36:27Oh, easy enough, right?
36:28We didn't have to deal with that.
36:29There you go.
36:29Perfect.
36:30So yeah, and this other stuff, this is...
36:32Yeah, there's a bunch of tools.
36:33Oh, yeah.
36:34These are all kind of standard surgical equipment.
36:35A lot of it's still used today.
36:36Yeah, so if you need to pull the foreskin, that's a clamp.
36:39So you pull the foreskin in order to get it into the Ross.
36:43You would actually kind of pull it to get over the top of it.
36:45You want to sit down, man?
36:46Okay.
36:46I might need to school, yeah.
36:47I'm getting a little bit nauseous.
36:49Hey, dude, don't worry.
36:50We got a kidney basin right here.
36:52Keep the kidney closed.
36:54So is my profit like a shower or a grower?
36:59Depends on what you're starting with, I guess.
37:01But the bag is...
37:03I mean, we can all agree the bag's pretty sweet.
37:04This equipment actually could be used, yeah.
37:06Yeah?
37:06I mean, a lot of this surgical equipment is still used in the operating room today.
37:09This thing is...
37:10This is sweet, because this is like, you know, definitely a museum piece.
37:13I have a friend's father who collected old circumcision equipment.
37:17But all in...
37:22500 bucks.
37:23Hey, that's good.
37:24Hey, this is the first time I've left the doctor's office and not got a bill.
37:27Hey.
37:28No trimming.
37:29All cash.
37:30Ha!
37:34Me and my troupe of puppets are going to visit LACAE Theater and School to meet with puppet artist Sam
37:41Rosengold.
37:42You think he knows Miss Piggy?
37:44I called you about this world of monsters I got right here.
37:50Should we open it up and look?
37:51Yeah, you can go ahead.
37:52Okay, let's see.
37:53That would give me the newspaper.
37:56Oh, yeah.
37:57So you have glove puppets here.
37:59That what they call?
38:00Yeah.
38:01Glove puppets, because you wear them kind of like a glove.
38:03It looks like there's a lot of them.
38:04Should we open a few more?
38:06Yeah, you go ahead.
38:06Let's see.
38:07Let's see what I got right here.
38:08Oh, we got the queen of the sea.
38:11Okay, here's another one.
38:12Well, I'm starting to think maybe this is a set just based on all the characters we're finding.
38:17I'm thinking too, okay, do you see this giant like bulb on his head?
38:22Yeah.
38:23I think that's a welt.
38:24Like you got hit on the head and it made a giant bruise.
38:27Yeah, that's what happened when you fooled a woman with a fillet in our hands.
38:30Well, you know, you say that.
38:32Glove puppets are really rascal characters usually.
38:35They actually did get hit on the head a lot.
38:37Yeah.
38:37I mean, one of the most famous glove puppet types of theater is called Punch and Judy.
38:42It comes out of England and the main character Punch is always cheating on his wife, getting
38:48caught, getting chased by a policeman.
38:50They're taking turns grabbing a stick, smacking each other on the head.
38:52You know, puppets get violent, puppets get silly.
38:55It just sort of feels maybe a little different when a puppet does it.
38:58Let's find some more right here.
39:00Some of these makers.
39:02And the fact that you have it set.
39:04Oh, my God, this is terrible right here.
39:06What do you got?
39:07What do you got?
39:07When you see this, something is wrong.
39:09Let me see.
39:12Okay, so what do we think?
39:13Maybe a witch?
39:14She's bad.
39:15Can I see that one?
39:16She probably goes, mirrors, mirrors, who's in the one and all?
39:19Yeah, what I love about puppets is, you know, you can tell so much about the character
39:22just based on how they build the puppet, right?
39:24Like, you knew exactly who she was as soon as you picked her up.
39:26I knew what they were.
39:27Oh, Lord, what the hell is this?
39:28What you got?
39:29What kind of horse?
39:30Do you have a dog?
39:31That's what that is?
39:32Yeah.
39:32That more and more is making me think these might be a Punch and Judy set.
39:36Because a dog is a famous part of a Punch and Judy show.
39:39Yeah?
39:39Yeah.
39:39You know, the funny thing is I'm looking for punch and I'm having a hard time finding punch
39:43because I see, you know, a plausible Judy, right?
39:46This could be Judy.
39:47What gives it away?
39:48How do you know that it's Punch and Judy?
39:51Well, the big, like, ruddy cheeks.
39:53That's Judy.
39:53You know?
39:54That's, yeah.
39:54In all the characters, you see these kinds of, like, these, that's like a telltale sign
39:59of, like, a Punch and Judy usually.
40:01The nose being big usually speaks to it.
40:04How old you think these people are, bro?
40:06I mean, looking at the amount of wear and tear, I would say that this is, like, early 1900s.
40:13And then even looking on the inside a little bit, looking at, and you can see, there's
40:19a lot, a lot of, a lot of, you know, a lot of time has passed.
40:21Like a butthole to me.
40:24Watch your profanity.
40:26I'm sorry.
40:27Okay, let's talk about this stage here.
40:29Yeah.
40:30It's, you know, it's probably seen some better years, right?
40:32But it's clearly, like, a handmade puppet theater.
40:35I think this is probably a toy theater.
40:37It's probably a theater that you would give a, give a child.
40:39And part of the reason I think that is just because how small it is.
40:42Mm-hmm.
40:42That this, this puppet show, you, you need to stick your hands here.
40:46I think some kid gonna have the imagination of wanting to create their own world and then
40:51tell their story.
40:52Yeah.
40:52Cause I could tell a bunch of stories when I was a kid.
40:55Yeah, I can tell.
40:55So, um, let's talk about my puppetry and see how much money they can bring me.
41:01Yeah.
41:01So there's the stage and then you've got your puppets, right?
41:04Mm-hmm.
41:04And the stage, there's some beautiful craftsmanship on the stage, but it's a little old.
41:08And then we have these beautiful puppets.
41:09And, you know, the puppets aren't exactly in pristine condition.
41:12But at the same time, they're antiques, which is amazing.
41:15You know, the chipping off of the paint.
41:16Like, it's part of the charm of an antique puppet.
41:18We can, we can feel the whole life of the puppet.
41:20You still can tell the story.
41:21Absolutely.
41:22Yeah.
41:22On the other hand, we still aren't exactly sure where Punch went.
41:26I would say this set, and if you threw in the stage as well, $600.
41:35I'll take it, $600.
41:36We finally made it into the black.
41:39Yay!
41:41I think Punch is so well with a hand up his ass.
41:44I think you're ready to do a Punch and Judy show.
41:47Yeah.
41:50Dusty and Lupe distracted the competition, coming out a cut.
41:54It falls off.
41:55Above the rest with $3,800.
41:58Dave Hester saw the light, profiting $1,800.
42:03Sir Ivy Calvin made an unruly 900 doubloons.
42:08And while Kenny Crosley only made $80, he may have found a new hobby.
42:14So what you want to do is you want to put your hand through the curtain.
42:18Oh, where is my dog?
42:20I'm right here.
42:21You got any?
42:21Come up stage.
42:21Come on stage.
42:22Hurry.
42:22You got any treats?
42:23Come over here.
42:24If you wanted to come on, you'd have to come back around then and then jump on through,
42:28which is always fun.
42:29Phew.
42:29You ain't got no treats you want me to do performing, don't you?
42:31There you are.
42:32Scooby, oh, you're so nice, bud.
42:34You got any treats?
42:35Here's one, here's one right in my hand right there.
42:39Oh, thank you.
42:41Are you happy?
42:42Oh yeah, barbecue flavor.
42:43Good dog.
42:44Baaa!
42:46Baaa!
42:49Baaa!
42:50Baaa!
42:50Baaa!
42:50Baaa!
42:50Baaa!
42:51Baaa!
42:51Baaa!
42:51Baaa!
42:51Baaa!
42:52Baaa!
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