00:19The following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall.
00:23Introducing first from Cameron, North Carolina at a combined weight of 441 pounds.
00:33And on behalf of Matt and Chip and all the fans of the WWE around the world, our good well
00:38wishes to Lita, who is healing nicely from her neck surgery.
00:45Heyman volunteering to be Lesnar's tag team partner tonight.
00:50You ever heard of Bite Not More Than You Can Chew, JR?
00:53Introducing the team of the next big thing, Brock Lesnar.
01:00And Paul Heyman!
01:03Heyman is a greasy, greedy agent and his black heart is shaking the sun of a dollar.
01:10And man, I can't wait for Lesnar at some point in this match.
01:14Oh, look at Jeff Hardy!
01:16The Daredevil Jeff Hardy and the Hardys now showing some double team strategy.
01:22The four-time WWE tag team champions.
01:26They've got to score this.
01:27And look at Heyman.
01:27Paul Heyman showing his strategy.
01:29Heyman running like a rotund, a scalding dog.
01:34And Lesnar from behind before the Hardys could get their hands on the open wound on the face of humanity.
01:40Heyman, Brock Lesnar is there to save the day.
01:42And look at Lesnar, unminigated power from a young man in his early 20s.
01:49295 rock-hard pounds.
01:51Now JR, throughout this match, I don't want you to sugarcoat it.
01:53I want you to say what you actually feel about Paul Heyman.
01:56The fact that Heyman is a human urinal.
01:58I like it.
02:01What else?
02:03Over this.
02:03And a power.
02:05Fittling the belly over him.
02:06Throw.
02:06That was more than a suplex.
02:08That was a throw of one large human being to another.
02:13Heyman better be counting his blessings that the Hardys could get their hands on him moments ago.
02:20Well, you know the fact that Brock Lesnar is his partners in all the reason Heyman would volunteer
02:25to actually step in the ring.
02:26He doesn't plan to even have to get in this match, I'm sure.
02:29He was about as unathletic as any human being I've ever seen.
02:33And now Matt Hardy.
02:34But he is an athletic supporter, isn't he?
02:37Well, not much of a lot here, but that's another story.
02:40And Heyman, excuse me, Lesnar manhandling Matt Hardy.
02:43Just when you think that the Hardys might gain a little offensive advantage on Lesnar,
02:48Lesnar just outpowers him.
02:50Oh my gosh, look at this!
02:51Lesnar a two-time former Big Ten heavyweight champion in college
02:55at the University of Minnesota for Coach Jay Robinson, a national champion.
03:00It just thrilled Matt Hardy.
03:02This is a highly trained, highly skilled assassin.
03:06I'm not talking about Heyman either.
03:08Indeed I am not.
03:12Heyman has a credibility in the Genron accounts.
03:15Oh!
03:16And more elevation.
03:18Oh!
03:19Holy shit!
03:20Look at the size of this young man.
03:22And just think of how good he's going to be.
03:25What are these traps?
03:26They start right under his ears.
03:27It's amazing.
03:28Loving low right to the spine by Brock Lesnar.
03:31I would love to see Paul Heyman who still hunkered down the edge of the apron.
03:38That's his best fighting position.
03:41All he needs is a fire hydrant.
03:44This guy has no neck.
03:46This guy has no neck.
03:58And thus far, Lesnar has been right.
04:00Well, you know who's put that in his head?
04:02Paul Heyman!
04:03His agent.
04:04Yeah!
04:04Look at him!
04:05There you go!
04:06Nice tornado DDT by Matt Hardy.
04:08The man had taken such a beating.
04:10He's unable to cover.
04:11Look!
04:12Look at this!
04:12Heyman's concerned!
04:14Look at the concern on Heyman's face!
04:17Hey Brock, let's go!
04:17Tagging partner!
04:18You're a little dazed!
04:20And Tim Hardy gets a tag.
04:22Lesnar did not look to make a tag on that exchange.
04:25But Matt did tag in Jeff.
04:28Look at that!
04:28Whoa!
04:29Look at that!
04:31Another move the Hardy's hit on Lesnar!
04:33Nice high-impact move.
04:35The high-risk by the...
04:36Oh!
04:37...job champion by Jeff Hardy.
04:41Look at this!
04:41The Hardy's a gaining a lot of momentum down!
04:44Boom!
04:44Right now, you couldn't have done it by Heyman's.
04:46Brother Lawrence Keister out of the corner.
04:49Look at Heyman's face!
04:50He can't believe what he's seeing!
04:51Oh, he's a living, breathing septic tank.
04:53He may have to tag in.
04:54Wouldn't that be great?
04:55Ooh!
04:56And that is Bennett Hardy offense right there.
04:59Yeah!
04:59High-impact.
05:00And Matt Hardy taking Lesnar at all.
05:02Now look at the Hardys.
05:03Yeah!
05:04That's a good thing that Heyman's wearing dark pants.
05:07That leaves you, Parker!
05:08I think Heyman is...
05:09He just...
05:09You think he run himself?
05:10Oh, it's not like he did more than that!
05:13Oh, he's caught!
05:14He's caught down!
05:15Look at his hands!
05:16Look at his hands!
05:17Look at his hands!
05:17Look at his hands!
05:18And Matt Hardy hammering Paul Heyman!
05:20Give it to him!
05:23It is!
05:24Oh!
05:26The Hardys are having their way with Heyman, but Heyman's not the legal man!
05:31Lesnar is!
05:32Lesnar's back!
05:34And I think Lesnar may be back to stay!
05:37Heyman!
05:37Oh, look at this!
05:39Hardy was...
05:40Wait a minute!
05:43There's a trip!
05:48Jeff Hardy had a swanton bomb with Heyman's name written all over him!
05:55Oh, man!
05:57Oh!
05:57The Hardy just hit hands!
05:58That's where Elevated...
05:59Jeff right in the man!
06:01The Hardy's...
06:02Oh!
06:03Skulls crack!
06:04And that...
06:04This one is over!
06:05Look at Heyman!
06:06Look at this fucking grease trap!
06:08He's begging for the tag!
06:10Oh, he wants...
06:11He wants to get the pin!
06:12Oh, look at that!
06:13He can't get the ring!
06:14He's already sawing himself!
06:16You can smell it!
06:18I don't believe this!
06:19This is as sicking as that human being!
06:21Look!
06:22Look!
06:23Here are your winners!
06:25Brock Lesnar and Paul Heyman!
06:29You think Heyman just won the undisputed title!
06:31Look at his face!
06:32Hey!
06:33Yeah, you really did something!
06:35Hey!
06:36This is just making me...
06:37Oh, wait a minute!
06:38Oh, wait a minute!
06:38Oh, thank God!
06:39He doesn't disroll the toes!
06:41I hope he's gonna tear his shirt off like Hulk Hogan!
06:45No, he couldn't tear his shirt!
06:48Look!
06:49Heyman talking trash to Jeff Hardy!
06:52It's as if Heyman was just involved in a 30-minute match!
06:56Look!
06:56Heyman's got the body of a God!
06:58Unfortunately, it's Buddha!
07:00Look at that!
07:04Oh, Heyman and his muscles!
07:06Lester did the work!
07:08Boy, talk about doing the work!
07:09Look at this!
07:11Boy, Jeff was completely out of it!
07:13Boy, look!
07:14Listen!
07:14Listen to Heyman!
07:15He's sticking for a tag!
07:17Boy!
07:17He's challenge me!
07:18He didn't even get into the ring without falling down!
07:22He had to crawl a crawl!
07:24Heyman's like a cow on ice!
07:27But the son of a gun got the three count, and Heyman and Lesnar, believe it or not, have
07:33won this tag team match.
07:38And look, Heyman, he's exhausted.
07:41I did it.
