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A news studio gets a mysterious call sending everyone into distress...
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00:00It's been a pleasure to give you today's news.
00:02Stephen or Rebecca will be with you at 6 for this evening's bulletin.
00:05From everyone here at Birmingham City News,
00:07have a wonderful evening and we'll see you again tomorrow.
00:10Amber up. Cheers everyone.
00:20The fuck?
00:26Hello?
00:27Call me Alpha. I have total control of the situation.
00:30I can do whatever I want.
00:32Now listen up. You're going to do exactly as I tell you.
00:36Say yes if you understand.
00:37Um...
00:38Say yes.
00:38Yes.
00:39On this evening's news, you will broadcast a message from me.
00:43I'm sorry, I don't have the authority for that.
00:46Really? Let me demonstrate how serious this is. Talk soon.
00:51Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.
00:54Pick up. Pick up. Pick up. Pick up. Pick up. Pick up. Pick up. Pick up. Pick up. Pick up.
00:56Pick up. Pick up. Pick up. Pick up. Pick up. Pick up. Pick up. Pick up. Pick up. Pick up.
00:56Pick up. Pick up. Pick up. Pick up. Pick up. Pick up. Pick up. Pick up. Pick up. Pick up.
00:57Pick up. Pick up. Pick up. Pick up. Pick up. Pick up. Pick up. Pick up. Pick up. Pick up.
00:57Pick up. Pick up. Pick up. Pick up. Pick up. Pick up. Pick up. Pick up. Pick up. Pick up.
01:02Pick up. Pick up. Pick up. Pick up. Pick up. Pick up. Pick up. Pick up. Pick up. Pick up.
01:13Pick up. Pick up. Pick up. Pick up. Pick up. Pick up. Pick up. Pick up. Pick up. Pick up.
01:16Pick up. Pick up. Pick up. Pick up. Pick
01:23I demand you broadcast my message.
01:25Sam, what is this?
01:27Umbra here. Locked and loaded.
01:28Should I execute again, Alpha?
01:30Do it.
01:38Done.
01:40What am I meant to be looking for?
01:43Fill the extent of our control.
01:46It's just the lights.
01:48They've only got control of the lights.
01:50You will broadcast our message today or out.
01:53Or what? You'll force us to have a disco.
01:55Send Sam your message. He'll sort it out.
01:58What?
01:59You've taken our threat seriously, Umbra.
02:01Our work here is done.
02:03Do you want to explain?
02:04Sam, no one watches live news unless they're in the dentist's waiting room.
02:08Mr Alpha here could be the best thing that's ever happened to us.
02:10Just sort it out.
02:12I'm off to the Tiki bar.
02:18Right everyone, back to positions then.
02:20Looks like we've got a special programme to make.
02:25I'm going to make a special programme to make a special programme.
02:25Just do everything.
02:26I'm ready.
02:26All my best friends, I'm ready to talk to them.
02:26I, if you're ready to do that and won't work on them.
02:26And I kind of want to add the special programme.
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