Skip to playerSkip to main content
Aliyan369
#hollywood #lesbian#beauty #lesbian #frenchmovies #japanesemovies #hitmovies #hitmovie #i #fans #koreanmovie #lgbt #chinesemovies #gaypride #trending #bollywood #love #instagram #india #trending #instagood #tollywood #bollywoodactress #fashion ##blockbuster #movie #movies #cinema #film #bollywood #hot #model #love #beauty #cute #gay #gym #legs #fashion #photography #instagram
Transcript
00:00:28This video is brought to you by the
00:00:39Mom and Dad, they don't care
00:00:41Because they'll never have a clue
00:00:45All my friends, they pretend
00:00:47What the fuck am I to do?
00:00:51I'm not so proud
00:00:53It's an episode of my time
00:00:56It's really my answer
00:00:58Stay the same
00:01:02I'm sorry, I'm sorry
00:01:05Wearing like a new tattoo
00:01:08Won't these days forever
00:01:11Take me back and watch the youth
00:01:14You're my lucky lover
00:01:17What a sign
00:01:18Now the joke's on you
00:01:24Oh, hey, Pete
00:01:26Hey, hey, hold this
00:01:27Hey, I bought some sausage to go with crackers for Adrian and me
00:01:31Because we made out last night
00:01:35Hey, you think she likes crackers?
00:01:37Look, I can't right now, no more
00:01:38I gotta go, I'm in a hurry
00:01:39I bought French sausage
00:01:40Because I believe that Adrian's family is a French descent
00:01:43Interesting, look, I gotta go
00:01:44All right, well, there should be plenty to go around if you want some later
00:01:47Okay, good luck
00:01:47All right, you ready?
00:01:48See you, Pete
00:01:48All right
00:01:48Oh, we're still locked
00:01:56Last final
00:01:58Aced it, baby
00:01:59Aced it
00:01:59Party time
00:02:00It all starts now
00:02:03Hey, I'm trying to study
00:02:05Booker, you finished your last final yesterday
00:02:07I'm getting a head start on next semester
00:02:09Wrong kind of head, little brother
00:02:10Because today, you become a man
00:02:12No longer
00:02:13Get up
00:02:14Will you look at yourself and see a little boy?
00:02:17No longer will you cry in the shower
00:02:19Knowing no matter how hard you scrub
00:02:20You cannot rid yourself
00:02:23Of that
00:02:23Of afflictions
00:02:24Ah
00:02:27Virginity
00:02:27I don't cry in the shower
00:02:29Settle down
00:02:30Well, this is all a very complicated process, okay?
00:02:33So pay attention
00:02:33See, chicks won't have sex with a guy
00:02:35Unless the guy's bagged at least four other chicks
00:02:37Girls are shallow and want a guy with experience
00:02:39Like me
00:02:41How am I supposed to have sex with a girl
00:02:43If girls won't have sex with a guy
00:02:45Who hasn't had sex?
00:02:46The same way all men have been doing it for thousands of years
00:02:48The on-ramp to manhood
00:02:51Whores
00:02:51I'm not going to a hooker
00:02:52Don't you want to be cool like me?
00:02:53You're not cool
00:02:54Yes, I am
00:02:55I'm not going to a hooker
00:02:56Look, I figured you'd try and pussy out like this
00:02:58Being the pussy that you are, you pussy
00:02:59So I've already called an escort service
00:03:01Your whore is on the way
00:03:02And I've told everyone about it
00:03:03So they're all going to think you're a big time homo
00:03:05If you don't do her
00:03:06I'm not giving my special gift to a hooker
00:03:08I'm in love with Rachel
00:03:10Oh, you're a fag
00:03:17Forget that prude
00:03:19And that's for calling virginity your special gift
00:03:21If you must call it something
00:03:22Call it your horrible shame
00:03:24Because that's what it is
00:03:25Loser ass
00:03:26Did you really tell everyone you got me a hooker?
00:03:29Yes
00:03:30Now you're going to have sex with this whore
00:03:31And you're going to like it
00:03:35Merry Christmas
00:03:36Ho, ho, ho, it's Christmas
00:03:38Happy, happy Christmas
00:03:40Did you hear?
00:03:41Styles got Booker a prostitute
00:03:42No way
00:03:43Yes way, he told me himself
00:03:45Pete, you've got to hear this
00:03:46Later, I've got to meet someone at the train station
00:03:48A friend from out of town?
00:03:49Yeah, we're carpooling home for break
00:03:50What's up with the Christmas tree?
00:03:51Oh, foosball bought it
00:03:52We're not supposed to have Christmas trees
00:03:53It's a fire hazard
00:03:54Yeah, but the RA went home
00:03:56So who cares?
00:03:57Whatever, see ya
00:03:58No, I can't come down
00:04:00I'm waiting for someone here
00:04:02No, I can't
00:04:04Adrian, did you hear about the prostitute?
00:04:06Oh, yes, Dallas told me
00:04:07It's disgusting if you ask me
00:04:09I don't even think we should let her in the house
00:04:10Oh, I agree
00:04:11Tony, did you hear?
00:04:11Yes, I heard about the prostitute
00:04:13And no, I don't care
00:04:14But prostitution is so
00:04:15You know what?
00:04:16You two need to stay out of other people's shit
00:04:18You need to get a life
00:04:21He's such an asshole
00:04:22I don't know why Claire's with him
00:04:24Yeah, what an asshole
00:04:25Don't you think Tony's an asshole, Adrian?
00:04:27Yeah
00:04:28What's your problem?
00:04:29I kind of made up with Neymar last night
00:04:31And I'm trying to avoid him, okay?
00:04:36Okay, well I don't even need to tell you how pathetic that is
00:04:41Maybe he'll forget about it over Christmas
00:04:42Oh, I doubt it, he's Jewish
00:04:45How long are you here?
00:04:46My last final's on Saturday
00:04:48I can't leave until then
00:04:51Hey, come on, Lynn
00:04:52Let's go yell at Stiles
00:04:53No prostitute is coming into this dorm
00:04:55If I have anything to say about it
00:05:04Hey, Adrian
00:05:05Hey, Jerry, how's the splunking trip?
00:05:06It was tough, but sort of interesting
00:05:09What's this?
00:05:11From the university
00:05:12Oh, maybe your appeal went through
00:05:14I wish
00:05:14There's no way I'm getting my scholarship back for next semester
00:05:17My grades were pure shit
00:05:18Who's the package from?
00:05:19I don't know
00:05:20I knew it
00:05:22They rejected the appeal
00:05:24Oh, well, so much for college
00:05:25What are you gonna do?
00:05:26I don't see that there's anything
00:05:28Have a great holiday, too
00:05:33Hey, guys, what's up?
00:05:34Hi, Claire
00:05:35Hey, Jerry, I'm going to the gym
00:05:36It's cardio abs day
00:05:37You want to come?
00:05:49That was close
00:05:50Explanation?
00:05:51Kind of borrowed Claire's favorite handbag without asking
00:05:53And I have no idea where I left it
00:05:55I'm trying to avoid it until I can find it
00:05:56Or maybe she'll forget about it over Christmas
00:05:59Claire?
00:06:00Yeah, you're screwed
00:06:01Oh, could you do me a big favor?
00:06:03The foreign exchange student's supposed to be meeting me here soon
00:06:05But I have to run down to work
00:06:06Could you meet her here for me?
00:06:07I'd like to
00:06:08You better get a lot of stuff
00:06:11Hey, Wayne
00:06:16Hey, have you seen Adrian?
00:06:18No
00:06:19Oh, could you do me a favor?
00:06:20Yeah
00:06:21Maybe later, buddy
00:06:22What?
00:06:22What?
00:06:32You lose his back, too
00:06:33We kind of hooked up last night
00:06:36Shut up
00:06:37I was depressed
00:06:39I was hitting on foosball all night
00:06:40He was totally ignoring me
00:06:42Isn't foosball gay?
00:06:43No
00:06:47Sure, I'll meet her for you
00:06:48Thanks, foos
00:06:49Her name is Dominique
00:06:50She's French
00:06:51And she's gonna call me on my phone
00:06:52So hang on to it
00:06:52Yeah
00:06:53Hey, do you still have my copy of Steel Magnolias?
00:06:55Booker's got it, I think
00:06:56Me and Rachel are watching it
00:06:57Oh
00:06:58By the way
00:07:00You're gay, right?
00:07:01Yeah
00:07:02Suck one!
00:07:03It's a free country
00:07:04And I can get a whore if I want to
00:07:07No, you can't
00:07:08It's against the law
00:07:09Yeah, you're going to jail, mister
00:07:12Suck one!
00:07:31Oh, my God!
00:07:33Did I just hit you?
00:07:34I am so sorry
00:07:35It's okay
00:07:36Ow
00:07:38I was just looking for my handbag
00:07:39Okay
00:07:40Um
00:07:41But did I leave my books in here?
00:07:43Um
00:07:43I don't know
00:07:44I didn't see them
00:07:45But you can look if you want
00:07:47I'm on the way to the gym
00:07:48Okay?
00:07:49Yeah
00:07:49All right
00:08:07Brittany
00:08:08Oh
00:08:08This takes care of things
00:08:10Call me if you need anything else
00:08:12Lorenzo
00:08:14Brittany
00:08:25Yeah
00:08:26Lorenzo
00:08:26Hey, no names
00:08:28So you got the package?
00:08:29Yeah, it's just
00:08:30So
00:08:31So we're good?
00:08:32We're square, right?
00:08:32We're good
00:08:33I think there's been some kind of a mix-up
00:08:34Wait, what are you saying?
00:08:35Is there a problem?
00:08:36Hey, do we need to meet someone?
00:08:37Well, yeah, the bag isn't
00:08:39You know what?
00:08:39We should talk over the phone
00:08:42Meet me at the university operative
00:08:43In 15 minutes
00:08:44Yeah, but
00:08:45Sugar patch
00:08:49So you lost all your money in Vegas?
00:08:51Oh, I had a system, you know
00:08:54But it didn't, you know, work
00:08:55Right
00:08:56Hey
00:08:57Hey
00:08:59Then Beth broke up with me
00:09:00What, because you lost all your money?
00:09:01Yeah
00:09:04I lost all her money, too
00:09:06Whatever
00:09:07You know, and then there's a thing with the cat
00:09:08I don't even want to hear about the cat
00:09:10It was an accident
00:09:11I'm sure it was
00:09:12But that's in the past, man
00:09:14It's in the past
00:09:15What time are you going to be done at work?
00:09:16I'm done at 6 o'clock
00:09:18You can just hang out in my dorm
00:09:18It's co-ed, you'll like it
00:09:20Nobody's going to bother me, right?
00:09:21Yeah
00:09:22I'm really not in the mood for conversation
00:09:24I just want to chill out
00:09:25Oh, Pete
00:09:26Can you do me a big favor?
00:09:27Tell Foosball my foreign exchange student
00:09:29doesn't speak English very well
00:09:30Foosball, no English
00:09:32Cool, Pete
00:09:32That's all right
00:09:33Dude, I gotta get to work
00:09:34Come on, let's go
00:09:34I...
00:09:35I...
00:09:37I...
00:09:38I...
00:09:39I...
00:09:39I...
00:09:41I...
00:09:41I...
00:09:42I...
00:09:43I...
00:09:45I...
00:09:45I...
00:09:46I...
00:09:47I...
00:09:47I...
00:09:48I...
00:09:48I...
00:09:55I...
00:09:57I...
00:09:58I...
00:10:00I...
00:10:03I...
00:10:17BIRDS CHIRP
00:10:49BIRDS CHIRP
00:11:12BIRDS CHIRP
00:11:14BIRDS CHIRP
00:11:35BIRDS CHIRP
00:12:06BIRDS CHIRP
00:12:36BIRDS CHIRP
00:12:52BIRDS CHIRP
00:13:08BIRDS CHIRP
00:13:12BIRDS CHIRP
00:13:14BIRDS CHIRP
00:13:27BIRDS CHIRP
00:13:29BIRDS CHIRP
00:13:52BIRDS CHIRP
00:14:02BIRDS CHIRP
00:14:21BIRDS CHIRP
00:14:22BIRDS CHIRP
00:14:22BIRDS CHIRP
00:14:26BIRDS CHIRP
00:14:26BIRDS CHIRP
00:14:26BIRDS CHIRP
00:14:28BIRDS CHIRP
00:14:32BIRDS CHIRP
00:14:33BIRDS CHIRP
00:14:33BIRDS CHIRP
00:14:36BIRDS CHIRP
00:14:39BIRDS CHIRP
00:14:41BIRDS CHIRP
00:14:53BIRDS CHIRP
00:14:57You know, sometimes I hate this place.
00:14:59I really hate this place.
00:15:07So how long did it take you to set all this up?
00:15:10Over a year.
00:15:13So how do you feel about armored cars?
00:15:19Take Susie and go use her in the bathroom.
00:15:22No.
00:15:22Take it, Booker.
00:15:23Leave me alone.
00:15:25Take Susie.
00:15:26Now.
00:15:27Shut up.
00:15:28I'm calling Rachel.
00:15:30Rachel lives down the hall, Tard.
00:15:33Tard!
00:15:33Will you go easy on him?
00:15:35He's nervous.
00:15:36You know this is a no-smoking dorm, don't you?
00:15:38Good big Brady went out of town.
00:15:39Hey, when the cat's away, it's time to play.
00:15:43Woo!
00:15:44Give this back to me.
00:15:46I have to go use the can.
00:15:51Yeah.
00:16:00Okay.
00:16:00I'll just tell him that I love him.
00:16:04Tell him that I love him.
00:16:05Tell him that I love him.
00:16:05Tell him that I love him.
00:16:06Tell him that I want him.
00:16:07That is much sexier.
00:16:09Adrian!
00:16:11Come on.
00:16:13Hey, um, where's Foosball?
00:16:17In the can.
00:16:19Are you guys waiting for a girl?
00:16:21Yeah.
00:16:22Okay, I'm supposed to tell you that she doesn't speak any English.
00:16:25Oh, awesome.
00:16:28Okay.
00:16:28Wait, does that mean she's here already?
00:16:31I don't know.
00:16:33Adrian!
00:16:36She's here.
00:16:37She doesn't speak any English either.
00:16:56Be a man!
00:16:57Rachel, it's me.
00:16:58Ugh!
00:16:59Ugh!
00:17:06He's here.
00:17:06Get off the damn phone, Booker.
00:17:08Your whore is here.
00:17:10Oh!
00:17:18Can I help you?
00:17:19Who are you looking for?
00:17:20Uh, I am looking for...
00:17:21Beat it, Marla.
00:17:22Oh.
00:17:23Hi.
00:17:24You, uh, Dominique?
00:17:26Dominique, we...
00:17:27Great.
00:17:28Follow me.
00:17:29That's the prostitute?
00:17:30Yes, now get lost.
00:17:32I am Dominique.
00:17:33I'm student of...
00:17:34Get out!
00:17:34I'm...
00:17:36I'm...
00:17:37Come on, Dominique.
00:17:38Ignore her.
00:17:39She's a bitch.
00:17:41Come on, me, bitch.
00:17:42Yeah, bitch.
00:17:43Lynn!
00:17:44Lynn!
00:17:44Lynn!
00:17:51Loser!
00:17:52Uh, you're fresh enough.
00:17:53I have to prep them.
00:17:56Hey!
00:17:57Hey!
00:17:58Hey!
00:17:58Hey!
00:17:59Hey!
00:18:00Hey!
00:18:02Have you guys seen Adrienne?
00:18:04Oh, screw off, Newmar!
00:18:05We should tell Fuseball about the prostitute, he'll be on our side.
00:18:08Gay guys are really sensitive.
00:18:10Have you seen the prostitute, Newmar?
00:18:12She looked like such a skank to exactly what I picture a call girl looking like.
00:18:16Prostitute?
00:18:16I am from France.
00:18:19Well, when it comes to bopping and a natural finger popping, baby, you're sure to swing.
00:18:28And when it comes to bopping and a natural finger popping, daddy, you are the key.
00:18:36Baby, you've got me up and down, inside and across, ooh, yeah.
00:18:45But in the middle of the night, when the moon is shining, riding...
00:18:49All right, two hours max.
00:18:51Next job's across town.
00:18:52I'll be out in a flash.
00:18:54I miss you, T.
00:18:56Yeah, me too.
00:18:59Hey.
00:19:00Hey, how's it going?
00:19:01Not too bad.
00:19:02Hey, listen, um, has anyone ever said anything to you about thinking I'm a wife-beater?
00:19:07What?
00:19:07Never mind, man.
00:19:08You, uh, you doing anything?
00:19:10No, I'm just waiting for wings for an exchange student to show up.
00:19:13Why?
00:19:13Well, Adrienne and I, we have this acting final on Saturday, and I can't find her anywhere.
00:19:17You want to help me?
00:19:19What's it about?
00:19:20Just some melodramatic crap.
00:19:22You know, my character knocks up Adrienne's character, and the scene is just us fighting.
00:19:26You know, you're so talking about how you want to take this baby, and it's dropping me nuts.
00:19:31You know, of course I want her to have the abortion, but you won't listen to me.
00:19:34So now I've made it up in my mind to dump her.
00:19:37Oh, my God, are you thinking what I'm thinking?
00:19:39Tony got Claire pregnant, and he wants her to get an abortion, or he's going to dump her.
00:19:42Oh, my God!
00:19:46Hello?
00:19:47Dominique?
00:19:49All right, I'll be right down.
00:19:56Well, I'll catch you later, man, and if you see Adrienne, tell her I'm looking for her.
00:19:59Okay.
00:20:00All right.
00:20:11What's wrong with you?
00:20:12Stop being such a lame ass!
00:20:14Leave me alone!
00:20:15I love Rachel!
00:20:20Hello?
00:20:20Who is this?
00:20:21Who is this?
00:20:22This is Wang.
00:20:23I'm going to give you to the count of three to get out of there.
00:20:26Booker?
00:20:26Why are you answering my phone?
00:20:27You're not Mom!
00:20:29One?
00:20:30I'm busy.
00:20:31What do you want?
00:20:32Two?
00:20:32I was just trying to reach foosball to see how things went with Dominique.
00:20:35Three.
00:20:35Everything go okay?
00:20:37Stop pressuring me!
00:20:41Oh!
00:20:42Oh, Booker!
00:20:44Oh!
00:20:44Booker, my arm is broken!
00:20:46Booker!
00:20:47Oh, Booker!
00:20:48Oh, my God!
00:20:49The boat is popping out!
00:20:51Booker!
00:20:52Booker!
00:20:52I'm going to faint!
00:20:54Mom's going to kill me and it's your fault!
00:20:58Booker!
00:20:58It's broken!
00:21:05Ha!
00:21:06Sucker!
00:21:07Dominique, I presume?
00:21:08That's me.
00:21:09Come in.
00:21:13So, you're French.
00:21:14Should I be?
00:21:15Yeah, that's what I was told.
00:21:17Oh, man, I'm French.
00:21:18Your English is wonderful.
00:21:20So is yours.
00:21:22So you just want to wait for Wayne?
00:21:24Why wait?
00:21:26I guess you could just come in with me or you could stay in his room.
00:21:29Who has my money?
00:21:30Money?
00:21:31I don't know anything about any money.
00:21:33Well, who's my guy?
00:21:35Where is he?
00:21:36Oh, I'm sorry.
00:21:36I thought you knew.
00:21:37He had to step out for a second.
00:21:40This is great.
00:21:41Look, why don't you just wait in his room?
00:21:42He'll be back any minute.
00:21:44Okay.
00:21:44Yeah, whatever.
00:21:50I'm just saving you from yourself.
00:21:58I'm gonna go get your whore, okay?
00:22:03Don't even think about trying to make a run for it.
00:22:08But how do you know that he's your soulmate?
00:22:11I just know.
00:22:13Kind of like you and Numar.
00:22:14What?
00:22:15No, no, no, no, no.
00:22:16No.
00:22:16Last night was an accident.
00:22:18That was...
00:22:22Who is it?
00:22:23It's Tony.
00:22:24Is Adrian in there?
00:22:25Yeah.
00:22:26Hang on a sec.
00:22:30Hey.
00:22:31Hey.
00:22:32I thought you might be Numar.
00:22:33Look, I've been looking everywhere for you.
00:22:35You really need to work on this scene.
00:22:38All right, huh?
00:22:39Let's get down to business.
00:22:40What is Wang?
00:22:42Wow.
00:22:42Your accent is awesome.
00:22:44His Wang is right in here.
00:22:47There he is, huh?
00:22:50Be gentle, okay?
00:22:51He's nervous.
00:22:53Can you understand what I say?
00:22:55Where is Wang?
00:22:56I want Wang.
00:22:59Wow, you're an eager one.
00:23:00See, Booker?
00:23:00Your brother knows how to pick him, huh?
00:23:02All right, he is the one.
00:23:04Him right there.
00:23:04Hello?
00:23:05Hi.
00:23:06Hi.
00:23:06I'm going to leave you two alone, okay?
00:23:08Bye.
00:23:11Okay, is there a problem here?
00:23:14Oh, that's right.
00:23:15Money is always up front.
00:23:16How stupid.
00:23:1720, 40, 60, 80, 100.
00:23:20There you go.
00:23:21All right?
00:23:22Knock him dead.
00:23:24Okay.
00:23:25Come on.
00:23:25Knock it off, Stiles.
00:23:27Clearly she doesn't want to do this.
00:23:29Okay, listen.
00:23:29She's a whore.
00:23:30They have no discretion, okay?
00:23:32This must be part of some little act.
00:23:34Start grabbing her ass.
00:23:35All right.
00:23:36Something is obviously wrong.
00:23:37Booker, go wait in the hall.
00:23:42Rachel, it's me.
00:23:45So maybe if you're naked when he comes back in, that'll help?
00:23:50Go for it.
00:23:51Oh, that's right.
00:23:52You don't speak any English.
00:23:54Okay, look.
00:23:55Bounch-ka-poun-ow.
00:23:56Get it?
00:23:57Hello?
00:23:59No?
00:23:59Okay.
00:24:01All right.
00:24:01Okay.
00:24:03Hi.
00:24:04Look at the bird.
00:24:04Look at it.
00:24:05See?
00:24:05You just need it.
00:24:09You know, I think I really got a hold of my character.
00:24:11Tony!
00:24:12Don't tell you saw me!
00:24:14What?
00:24:15Hey, how are you?
00:24:17Good.
00:24:18Check out my abs.
00:24:20Nice.
00:24:22Push me in the gut.
00:24:23Oh, give me a break.
00:24:25Seriously?
00:24:25I'm feeling ripped right now.
00:24:27No, we got people in Hong Kong.
00:24:29Come on, don't be a wiener.
00:24:31Just do it.
00:24:31Fine, but you asked me to do it.
00:24:33Remember that.
00:24:34Bring it.
00:24:36Oh, my gosh!
00:24:40I can explain.
00:24:41She asked for it.
00:24:42I'm sure they all asked for it, Tony.
00:24:45I don't mean she asked for it, like...
00:24:46Honey, tell them that you asked me to do it.
00:24:48It's not what it looks like.
00:24:51All right.
00:24:54He's trying to give her a miscarriage.
00:24:55We've got to get her out of here.
00:24:57Okay, sure.
00:24:58We believe you, Tony.
00:24:59Can we have a word with you alone, Claire?
00:25:01Wait, explain to these snacks that I'm not beating you.
00:25:04Goddammit, tell them!
00:25:05Quit trying to scare her into lying.
00:25:09What was that all about?
00:25:11Don't ask.
00:25:12They're freaking insane.
00:25:14Why are you hiding?
00:25:15Well, um, I accidentally stole Claire's favorite handbag,
00:25:19and then I kind of lost it.
00:25:20The one her grandmother gave her?
00:25:22She'll kill me if she finds out.
00:25:23Don't tell her that you saw me, okay?
00:25:25I'm still looking for you.
00:25:26All right, I won't say anything,
00:25:27but I would find it if I were you.
00:25:29Look, we've got to work on this scene, all right?
00:25:31I don't want to look like an idiot.
00:25:33Oh, well, let me hold the script,
00:25:34because I'm still a bit rusty on my lines.
00:25:36All right.
00:25:46You're not having that baby!
00:25:48Oh, yes I am!
00:25:53What the f...
00:25:55How'd I get in the closet?
00:25:57Oh, crazy French whore!
00:26:00Booker!
00:26:01Booker, get me out of here!
00:26:03What's all this about?
00:26:05Shh!
00:26:06It's okay.
00:26:13Who's this?
00:26:14Oh, he's just some goonpitas friends,
00:26:16but don't worry about him.
00:26:16He doesn't even speak a word of English.
00:26:18Are you kidding?
00:26:18No, I'm pretty sure.
00:26:20Hey, jackass,
00:26:21do you understand a word I'm saying to you,
00:26:23or is your brain pierced, too?
00:26:27Perfect.
00:26:28Okay, about Tony,
00:26:29we know what's been going on.
00:26:31Okay, go.
00:26:32You guys think Tony's beating me, right?
00:26:33That's what this is about?
00:26:34Don't try to lie about it.
00:26:36Or the baby.
00:26:37We overheard him talking to Foosball.
00:26:38We know he's been beating you
00:26:39because he doesn't want you to have the baby.
00:26:41Well, honey, we're here for you.
00:26:43What baby?
00:26:44Oh, Claire,
00:26:45the one in your womb.
00:26:47Seriously, Marla,
00:26:48I'm not pregnant.
00:26:50Are you sure?
00:26:52Yes!
00:26:53Tony must have been talking about a different girl,
00:26:55and he's just beating Claire
00:26:56over the frustration over his mistress?
00:26:58Wait, he's not beating me,
00:27:00and no one is pregnant.
00:27:02I'm going to settle this, okay?
00:27:03You guys just wait here,
00:27:04and I'm going to go talk to Tony.
00:27:08So, yeah,
00:27:08I let Nick Stukas fill me up last Tuesday.
00:27:10Over or under the shirt?
00:27:12Under?
00:27:12What am I, 12?
00:27:14Wow.
00:27:18You're not having that baby!
00:27:19Oh, yes I am!
00:27:22Listen, bitch,
00:27:23you're going to have that abortion either way.
00:27:25If you won't go to the clinic,
00:27:26I'm going to knock you down them damn stairs.
00:27:28I can't believe you.
00:27:30You think you can just have sex with me
00:27:31whenever you want and not pay the price?
00:27:33You are a loser.
00:27:35And don't think I won't tell
00:27:36your skanky-ass girlfriend.
00:27:38Look, baby,
00:27:39you won't tell her a goddamn thing!
00:27:41Mm-hmm.
00:27:44Tony?
00:27:46What's going on in there?
00:27:48Um, nothing.
00:27:48I'm-I'm changing.
00:27:50You know what?
00:27:50Don't open the door yet.
00:27:51Hold on.
00:27:53Tony, who's in there with you?
00:27:55No one.
00:27:55Um, can-can-can you come back later?
00:27:58I'm looking for something.
00:27:59Yeah, fine.
00:28:00I'll come back later,
00:28:02asshole.
00:28:03Ah, shit.
00:28:04She's pissed.
00:28:05Um,
00:28:06I gotta go out there.
00:28:07You-you can split a few more.
00:28:27No, I don't think that makes you a slut.
00:28:29I mean,
00:28:30sometimes a bathroom stall
00:28:31is all you can find.
00:28:38It's Adrienne.
00:28:39Tony's been messing around
00:28:40with her behind my back,
00:28:41and she is most certainly pregnant.
00:28:43Wow,
00:28:43and she's screwed around
00:28:44with Neumar, too.
00:28:45What a slut!
00:28:47She wants to tell me,
00:28:48but he threatened her if she did.
00:28:49You need to confront her.
00:28:51Let's go.
00:29:11So it is like clockwork.
00:29:12Every Tuesday and Thursday,
00:29:14this truck picks up
00:29:14between one and two million pounds.
00:29:16Uh, put it on pause
00:29:17for a second there.
00:29:18Chief.
00:29:18I have to go to the bathroom.
00:29:20I'll be right back.
00:29:24Where is she?
00:29:25Who?
00:29:26Oh, Claire.
00:29:28Um,
00:29:29oh,
00:29:30she went outside.
00:29:44Why are you moron like I don't have my keys?
00:29:50Oh, shit, I don't have my keys.
00:29:52Mother, open the door.
00:29:54I don't have my keys.
00:29:54Here he goes.
00:29:58All right,
00:30:00Hi.
00:30:01Find her?
00:30:02No.
00:30:03Are you sure she went downstairs?
00:30:04Yeah.
00:30:06Is someone out there?
00:30:07What?
00:30:08No.
00:30:09Why?
00:30:15Adrian!
00:30:16Hey!
00:30:16Hey!
00:30:17Uh, can you excuse me for one minute?
00:30:22Numar, have you seen Adrian?
00:30:24Never mind.
00:30:27What the hell?
00:30:29Huh.
00:30:30Well, I'm glad to see I'm not the only one you're hiding from.
00:30:33I'm not hiding from you.
00:30:55Hey!
00:30:58Hey, somebody!
00:30:59Open the door!
00:31:05Well, if you're not hiding from me, then...
00:31:08Well, that's great, because...
00:31:09What?
00:31:11Because I bought us a big sausage, and it's French.
00:31:15You are of French descent, right?
00:31:18Look, Numar, about last night...
00:31:21Yeah.
00:31:22I was kind of drunk.
00:31:26Yeah!
00:31:27I was really drunk.
00:31:32Yeah.
00:31:33I like somebody else.
00:31:35Is it me?
00:31:36No, of course it isn't you.
00:31:38It's somebody else.
00:31:39Somebody is not in this room and is not you.
00:31:43Oh.
00:31:45I see.
00:31:48You don't like me.
00:31:51It's because I'm weird, and I'm...
00:31:53I'm boring, and I'm unattractive, and I have really bad hair, isn't it?
00:31:56No, no, no!
00:31:57It's because of something else.
00:31:58So you mean there's more?
00:32:02Numar.
00:32:04Someday you're gonna find a girl that really likes you.
00:32:06I'm sorry.
00:32:07It just won't be me.
00:32:09I-I'm sorry.
00:32:10I'm just glad we could finally get this out in the open.
00:32:15Okay, well, let me just show you the sausage, because it's really nice.
00:32:20Numar!
00:32:21I don't want to share anything with you, okay?
00:32:25Just leave me alone.
00:32:28Please.
00:32:33Shirt.
00:32:36Hey!
00:32:37Adrian!
00:32:38Um, wait, wait, wait.
00:32:40No.
00:32:42No.
00:32:46I need a real song, girl.
00:32:56It feels so good.
00:32:58It feels so good.
00:32:58I feel so good.
00:32:59Sing it, girl!
00:33:00Jill, what's wrong?
00:33:01She's kind of bummed out, that's all.
00:33:05Hey, you want to eat my sausage?
00:33:08Excuse me?
00:33:09I bought some really expensive French sausage for Adrienne and I,
00:33:12but I don't think she wants any.
00:33:16She doesn't like me.
00:33:17It's French sausage?
00:33:19Wayne's for an exchange student, Dominique.
00:33:21She's from France, and she has nothing to do until Wayne gets back from work.
00:33:25Why don't you go see if she wants to eat it with you?
00:33:26She's so hot.
00:33:28And yeah, yeah.
00:33:40Oh, hi.
00:33:41Um, are you Dominique?
00:33:44It's about time.
00:33:45What's been keeping you?
00:33:47I don't know.
00:33:48I didn't think it took me that long to walk down here, but...
00:33:52Did Foosball call you?
00:33:54Foosball?
00:33:55I don't know.
00:33:57Look, I gotta go soon, so can we get this going?
00:34:00Yeah, sure.
00:34:01Where do you want to do it?
00:34:02Oh, uh, well, I was thinking the kitchen, but here's fine with me.
00:34:07Why don't you sit here?
00:34:09Okay.
00:34:12Um, oh, so, did Foosball tell you about my sausage?
00:34:19Why don't you tell me about your sausage?
00:34:22Well, it looks really tasty.
00:34:24Oh, I'm sure it is.
00:34:31Oh, yeah, that's really nice.
00:34:36Yeah.
00:34:36Well, I want you to feel good, buddy, so tell me what you want, huh?
00:34:40What do you want me to do?
00:34:41Oh, well, I, uh, I want...
00:34:45Foosball said you might like some of my sausage.
00:34:47I'm sure I'm gonna love your sausage, but what do you want me to do with it, huh?
00:34:51Eat it?
00:34:52What else is there to do with it?
00:34:54Anything you can think of.
00:34:56But if all you want is oral, that's fine.
00:34:58Look, I, um...
00:35:02Look, I'm sorry, Dominique, but while it's obvious that you have feelings for me, my heart belongs
00:35:09to another, and I don't know what is customary in France, but here in America, when someone
00:35:14offers to share their food with you, you don't demand money.
00:35:19Food?
00:35:20You gotta help me find her.
00:35:22Something's gone wrong.
00:35:23Find her yourself.
00:35:25She's your hooker.
00:35:26I never wanted her.
00:35:27Fine, you ungrateful bastard.
00:35:29I will find her, but this time around, you don't get to have sex with her because she's
00:35:34mine now.
00:35:36Come on.
00:35:39Booker, I'm so happy you didn't make love to that call girl.
00:35:43I'm saving my special gift for you, Rachel.
00:35:46You know that.
00:35:47Oh, Booker.
00:35:58Alleluia.
00:36:02Oh, no.
00:36:04Oh, no.
00:36:18You don't have time.
00:36:22There you are. Quick, come here. I've got to talk to you.
00:36:26What is it? Remember the package I got?
00:36:30Don't worry about him. I think that's Wang's foreign exchange student.
00:36:34He doesn't speak a word of English.
00:36:36Well, the package wasn't for me. It was for some girl named Brittany.
00:36:39Brittany? Brittany Spears?
00:36:41No. They must have put the package up in the wrong mailbox or something.
00:36:44There was a person with a phone number.
00:36:46So I try to return the purse to some weird guy named Lorenzo who's like a drug dealer or a
00:36:50con artist.
00:36:50And he's upstairs in my room right now.
00:36:52What?
00:36:52And there's a bunch of money hidden in the bag.
00:36:55How much money are we talking about?
00:36:57There must be like $30,000.
00:37:02Bad.
00:37:03The bad, you know, it's sour.
00:37:06Oh, hey, did Newmar find you okay?
00:37:08I really need to talk to you. I think there's been some kind of mistake.
00:37:11What do you mean?
00:37:11Who's ball? Have you seen Adrian?
00:37:13No.
00:37:13You! That's the prostitute that Stiles got.
00:37:15Oh, Stiles McPhee, that's the name.
00:37:17Who is this?
00:37:18This is Wayne's foreign exchange student. She's from France.
00:37:21You know what we should do? We should call the police.
00:37:23Prostitution is very illegal. They would arrest her and Stiles.
00:37:27So you're from France?
00:37:29Uh, oui, oui.
00:37:32There's this guy here. Cliff, I think is his name.
00:37:35He's French and doesn't speak a word of English.
00:37:37We should introduce you to.
00:37:39Uh, maybe. Will I?
00:37:41Now, we need to do something about that.
00:37:43Hold on.
00:37:44If you don't see me in ten minutes, call me in my room.
00:37:46And if I say,
00:37:48no, I can't make it to the party,
00:37:49then I need you to help me get rid of him.
00:37:51Okay.
00:37:51Okay.
00:38:01The hell? I need wine.
00:38:04What the fuck?
00:38:05And you don't speak no English.
00:38:07French.
00:38:08Oh, on se merci enfin,
00:38:09quelqu'un qui parle français.
00:38:10Écoutez, y'a des gens ici,
00:38:11ils essaient de ma tête et je sais pas pourquoi ils sont complètement fou,
00:38:13mais non, non, non, non, non, j'ai besoin de trouver wine.
00:38:27Oh, hi, Claire.
00:38:29Remember, no, I can't make it to the party.
00:38:30Okay.
00:38:31You and I need to talk.
00:38:33I know.
00:38:33We'll leave you two alone.
00:38:36Let's talk in here.
00:38:37Okay.
00:38:38I'm not sure where he is.
00:38:40No problem.
00:38:42What?
00:38:42There he is, Cliff!
00:38:45I found you a friend.
00:38:48Have anything you'd like to confess?
00:38:51You found out what I did.
00:38:53Oh, this is gonna be good.
00:38:54Look, I want you to know I am really sorry.
00:38:57You're sorry?
00:38:58I hope you know this is not something you can just apologize for.
00:39:01You can't take this back.
00:39:02Whoa.
00:39:03Are you really this mad?
00:39:04Shouldn't I be?
00:39:05Okay, I realize it was kind of uncool of me,
00:39:07but it's not that big of a deal.
00:39:09Are you kidding?
00:39:10Okay, okay, I shouldn't borrow things without asking,
00:39:12but I really needed it,
00:39:13and I thought you'd say no,
00:39:14and I only wanted it for one night.
00:39:16You called that borrowing?
00:39:17And of course I'd say no.
00:39:19I don't care how bad you needed it, you slut.
00:39:21Excuse me?
00:39:22Who are you calling a slut?
00:39:23Oh, um, you slut.
00:39:26Look at you.
00:39:27You want everybody to know about it,
00:39:28with Tony's shirt on.
00:39:30Okay, okay.
00:39:30I didn't ask to borrow this either,
00:39:31but Neumar spilled something on my shirt,
00:39:33and this one guy was, like,
00:39:34staring at my boobs in the laundry room,
00:39:35and it was just...
00:39:36How many guys do you have on the side, huh, Tramp?
00:39:38Okay.
00:39:40I don't care what the hell I did.
00:39:41If you call me a slut or a tramp one more time,
00:39:44I'm gonna slap you upside the head, bitch.
00:39:48Oh.
00:39:59Ooh.
00:40:01Oh!
00:40:02Oh!
00:40:03Oh!
00:40:05Oh!
00:40:06Hey!
00:40:06Hey!
00:40:07Hey!
00:40:07Hey!
00:40:07Hey!
00:40:07Hey!
00:40:07Come here!
00:40:08Come here!
00:40:08Come on, you two.
00:40:10Don't be shy.
00:40:14Bonjour.
00:40:16Bonjour.
00:40:19En-manage-et-toi ever?
00:40:22Mander-et.
00:40:23Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:40:24Uh, pop-se-re-list-en-fo-san.
00:40:26Oh, yeah, oui, okay.
00:40:28Uh, call me.
00:40:30No, no, no.
00:40:32Mon Dieu.
00:40:34Okay.
00:40:35Oh, mon Dieu.
00:40:36Oh, mon Dieu.
00:40:38Oh, I'll leave you two alone.
00:40:42Life out.
00:40:46Where the hell is everyone?
00:40:50You don't speak any English, do you?
00:40:52Oh, no, no, I believe you do.
00:40:56Okay.
00:41:03Hello?
00:41:04Hello. Yeah.
00:41:05Mona, it's me, Dominique.
00:41:06What's up?
00:41:07Oh, God, I'm in a fix.
00:41:08What happened?
00:41:09I've been confused with the foreign exchange student.
00:41:12What?
00:41:12They think I'm French.
00:41:13They've got me in this room with this weird French prick.
00:41:15How did that happen?
00:41:16They think the real foreign exchange student is the working girl instead of me.
00:41:20What, did you guy pay you?
00:41:21No, I never got the money.
00:41:23I never found the guy who ordered me.
00:41:25Well, where's Tatum?
00:41:27What the?
00:41:28Excuse me?
00:41:34Let's get everything out in the open, all right?
00:41:36You're not French and I speak American just fine, right?
00:41:40So perfect.
00:41:41You're like a pro, right?
00:41:43Like a hooker.
00:41:44No, no, I...
00:41:46Just let me leave, Metal Man.
00:41:48I don't know what you're after, but I don't do freebies.
00:41:51What if I had a proposition to make?
00:41:53How much you got?
00:41:54No, no, a different kind of proposition.
00:41:56Like, like a partnership.
00:41:59What if I said I knew where we could get $30,000?
00:42:03Okay.
00:42:05Ooh.
00:42:09Thanks.
00:42:11So, I guess I'm gonna go back to my room and finish getting ready.
00:42:15Oh, wait.
00:42:15Foosball.
00:42:16Yeah.
00:42:18Um...
00:42:21Nothing.
00:42:23Never mind.
00:42:28Oh, I suck.
00:42:31So, if there's a sack of money in this house and you already know who has it, then why
00:42:36do you need a partner?
00:42:36Why not just keep it for yourself?
00:42:38Right.
00:42:38I don't need a partner.
00:42:40What the hell was I thinking?
00:42:43Psych.
00:42:45No.
00:42:46No, no, no.
00:42:46Seriously.
00:42:47The plan I have, you know, it needs two people.
00:42:50One of them should be a pretty girl.
00:42:51And two, my friend lives here.
00:42:54Puts me in a weird place, right?
00:42:55But you, nobody knows who you are.
00:42:58So, what's the plan?
00:43:00Well, first we gotta write a note to this girl named Jerry.
00:43:03That's it.
00:43:05I'm too chicken to tell Foosball that I like him to his face.
00:43:08I'll just write him a love letter.
00:43:11Why didn't I think of it before?
00:43:13I'll write Adrienne a romantic poem.
00:43:17Yeah!
00:43:18I will not be happy until we can be together.
00:43:20Yours truly, Adrienne.
00:43:24What do you guys think?
00:43:26It's missing something, right?
00:43:28Oh, perfume.
00:43:29Good idea, Oliver.
00:43:30And where's that sample?
00:43:32Oh!
00:43:37Ah!
00:43:39Here's the bag!
00:43:40I'm gonna get her off my back!
00:43:55And like a rose in the sun, so are you.
00:44:00Oh, that's good stuff.
00:44:07Hey.
00:44:09Hey!
00:44:10What you got behind your back?
00:44:12My back?
00:44:13Oh, um...
00:44:15Nothing.
00:44:18Okay.
00:44:19What are you doing?
00:44:20Going to the bathroom.
00:44:23All right.
00:44:31Love...
00:44:33Newmore.
00:44:46Love...
00:44:48Newmore.
00:44:51Also, remember to leave the note so she can see it.
00:44:53All right.
00:44:54Here's what the note says.
00:44:55Let's see.
00:44:56I know everything.
00:44:58Decided to leave.
00:44:59Just give the bag to my associate, who is waiting at the front of your building.
00:45:04Wait.
00:45:05You sure your pimp's not gonna look in the bag?
00:45:07He's not my pimp, smartass.
00:45:23Oh!
00:45:24Oh!
00:45:25Sorry!
00:45:26Oh!
00:45:27Oh!
00:45:28Are you okay?
00:45:30Are you...
00:45:30Okay!
00:45:33Oh!
00:45:35Oh!
00:45:37Oh!
00:45:37Sorry!
00:45:37Oh!
00:45:38Ah!
00:45:40Listen.
00:45:41If some girl's gonna come out here and give you a bag, hold on to it for me.
00:45:45Oh!
00:45:45And don't look inside!
00:45:49And who knows?
00:45:50We do this job together, maybe you and I can not...
00:45:53Uh, no attachments.
00:45:54I don't get involved with people I work with.
00:45:57You never make an exception, huh?
00:46:04Hello?
00:46:05Hello, uh, Jerry Farmer?
00:46:07Yes.
00:46:07Um, and I have a package downstairs.
00:46:10Uh, could you please come down here and get it?
00:46:13Okay.
00:46:14I'll see you in a jiffy then.
00:46:15Yeah.
00:46:19I'll be right back.
00:46:20There's a delivery for Jerry Farmer at the front door.
00:46:31Newmar.
00:46:34Dearest, here is a poem I have written for you.
00:46:37Your beauty fills...
00:46:40Love Newmar?
00:47:00Excuse me.
00:47:02iPhone exchange students.
00:47:04Uh, could you help me with, uh, something?
00:47:07It'll only take a second.
00:47:09Okay?
00:47:09Yeah.
00:47:10I think you should find somebody else.
00:47:12Oh, but...
00:47:12I need someone strong to help carry something for me.
00:47:16My back hurts when I bend down to pick up things.
00:47:20See?
00:47:22Yeah, I see.
00:47:23Yeah.
00:47:24All right, let's go this way?
00:47:25This way.
00:47:26Okay.
00:47:38For me?
00:47:41I know everything.
00:47:43Decided to leave.
00:47:44Just give the bag to my associate who's waiting at the front of your building?
00:47:47Claire is insane about this bag.
00:48:02Hello?
00:48:02Hey, man.
00:48:03What's up, Pete?
00:48:04Uh, Pete's not here, man.
00:48:09Am I supposed to give you the bag?
00:48:10I'm the guy.
00:48:12Well, here you go.
00:48:12And I don't know who you are, but you better tell that...
00:48:15that stupid bitch to stay out of my way.
00:48:18Nah, man.
00:48:19I'll look in the bag if I want to.
00:48:28Ooh.
00:48:29I am loving this color.
00:48:33Super duper for you, dude, but, uh, I'm not Pete, and I'm going.
00:48:37Bye.
00:48:37Come on.
00:48:45Yeah!
00:48:47Einstein or plan work, man.
00:48:49Ooh!
00:48:50You're a genius.
00:48:53Genius!
00:48:55Here.
00:48:58Oh, oh, look at time.
00:49:00Uh, I, uh, have to go.
00:49:02Okay?
00:49:03You'll see.
00:49:03But...
00:49:08What the...
00:49:09Well?
00:49:11We did it.
00:49:12Oh, baby.
00:49:13We'll spoil things.
00:49:15Let's just get the bag.
00:49:19Lorenzo?
00:49:28Maybe you got it wrong, Einstein.
00:49:30That's...
00:49:30That's bullshit, man.
00:49:32I mean, there was supposed to be money in that bag.
00:49:34Ted, did you take anything out of this bag?
00:49:37No.
00:49:37No, I didn't even look inside.
00:49:38And a girl gave it to you?
00:49:39Yeah.
00:49:40Oh, and she said to tell that stupid bitch to stay out of her way.
00:49:44Whoa, stupid bitch?
00:49:46Maybe...
00:49:46Maybe she's on to us.
00:49:48Like, and that's a dummy bag, you know?
00:49:49Is there a problem?
00:49:50Shut up, Ted.
00:49:51Look, we gotta go soon.
00:49:52We got other appointments.
00:49:54Didn't you hear me tell you to shut up the first time
00:49:57and get rid of this?
00:49:59Nobody calls me a stupid bitch.
00:50:01We're getting that bag.
00:50:02Meet me back in the room in five.
00:50:07Just let it out.
00:50:09Yeah.
00:50:09Come on, go for the eyes.
00:50:10Fuck it.
00:50:19I don't think she wants to see you.
00:50:21Ben, shut up.
00:50:23Claire, what the hell is going on?
00:50:24How could you cheat on me?
00:50:26Why do you listen to these two whole bags?
00:50:28I've never cheated on you.
00:50:29I overheard you and Adrian, and then she admitted it to me.
00:50:33You got her pregnant.
00:50:34What?
00:50:35Oh, no.
00:50:36Look, that's a scene for our acting class.
00:50:38In this scene, I get her pregnant.
00:50:40Do you expect her to believe that?
00:50:41Suck my balls, Marla.
00:50:42Get a clue, loser.
00:50:44Wait, then why would Adrian admit it to me if it was just a scene?
00:50:48You must have confused her.
00:50:50Look, she's been hiding from you because she lost your favorite purse.
00:50:53What?
00:50:55She stole Grandma's handbag?
00:50:56Claire, I can prove to you that we were just doing a scene.
00:50:59All right?
00:50:59You know what?
00:51:00Meet me in my room in five minutes.
00:51:01I'll find Adrian, and I'll grab the script, and this can all be explained.
00:51:05All right?
00:51:06Meet me in my room.
00:51:07Five minutes.
00:51:08Okay.
00:51:09You're not gonna go, are you?
00:51:11Well, maybe I should hear what he has to say.
00:51:14I can't believe Adrian had sex with your boyfriend and stole your favorite handbag.
00:51:18What a klepto slut.
00:51:21Hey, you look cute when you're mad.
00:51:29I've gotta help.
00:51:30I've got a plan to get rid of this guy, but I need you to keep this back from me
00:51:33until
00:51:33he's gone.
00:51:33You're keeping the money?
00:51:35Doesn't it seem a little bit dangerous?
00:51:36I'm leaving tomorrow anyway.
00:51:38There's no way he can track me all the way to San Francisco, and he thinks the money
00:51:41is mine anyway.
00:51:43Just hold on to this bag for dear life, and I'll give you some for helping me.
00:51:46Shit, okay.
00:51:47Okay, thanks.
00:51:49This kinda looks like Claire's bag.
00:52:04Where's the bag?
00:52:06The bag?
00:52:07Isn't it here?
00:52:08Who was at the door?
00:52:10No one.
00:52:11No one?
00:52:12Well, that's interesting.
00:52:14See, cause here's the thing.
00:52:16While I was waiting for you to return, and I noticed that bag was missing, well, I got
00:52:19to thinking.
00:52:20What if you really are Jerry Farber and not Britney, and now you're scamming me?
00:52:25What are you talking about?
00:52:26I am Britney.
00:52:27And you know, the bag was here when I left.
00:52:31You sent the package, remember?
00:52:33It's my money, so maybe I should be asking you where the money is.
00:52:38Well, I really don't care what you think right now, because I know I didn't take it.
00:52:43And I know I sent it.
00:52:44But what I don't know is if you're who I sent it to.
00:53:00Hey, it's me.
00:53:02You've seen Britney before, right?
00:53:04What does she look like?
00:53:07And when she's not in disguise, idiot.
00:53:11Okay.
00:53:13Uh-huh.
00:53:20I guess you check out.
00:53:23Sorry, I doubted you, Britney.
00:53:24It's fine.
00:53:25I can find the bag myself.
00:53:26So why don't you just leave?
00:53:28No.
00:53:29You left the bag with me.
00:53:31And clearly somebody called you out as a distraction.
00:53:34Now I shouldn't have left the bag alone, so this is my fault.
00:53:36And I'm gonna fix it.
00:53:39I think I know who took it.
00:53:41I'll be right back.
00:53:45Hey, hey, Adrian!
00:53:47Open up!
00:53:48Come on!
00:53:49Runnin' around those areas like this.
00:53:51Shit!
00:53:57Who the hell is my script?
00:54:00Shit!
00:54:02Hey, hey, Jerry.
00:54:04I'm sorry to bug you, but you regard was TA last semester.
00:54:06Right?
00:54:06Yeah.
00:54:07Could I have a home number?
00:54:08I really need to call her.
00:54:09Sure.
00:54:16Just don't tell her what you got it from.
00:54:17Oh, thanks.
00:54:18You have no idea how much of a huge jam this would get me at.
00:54:23Oh!
00:54:23What?
00:54:24I'm from France.
00:54:25Help!
00:54:26Man, there sure are a lot of girls from France around here.
00:54:30Hey, maybe you'd like my sausage.
00:54:35Look, here you go.
00:54:36You can keep it.
00:54:37I don't even want it anymore.
00:54:38But I'm gonna tell you this much.
00:54:39I am not gonna pay you to eat it because I don't care what they do in France.
00:54:43Need help?
00:54:44Help with what?
00:54:45Opening it?
00:54:46Ah!
00:54:47There you are!
00:54:48Yeah!
00:54:48Come here!
00:54:49Hey!
00:54:49She was just about to eat my sausage.
00:54:52Too bad.
00:54:52I'm only paying for it.
00:54:53Come here!
00:54:54Come here!
00:54:54Yeah!
00:54:55Where you going?
00:54:55Where you going?
00:54:56Hey!
00:54:58Man!
00:54:59What's the deal with everyone paying the French to eat their food?
00:55:02No more.
00:55:04Oh, hey.
00:55:04There you are.
00:55:05Hey, foosball.
00:55:06Why didn't you tell me sooner that you were gay?
00:55:08Well, and...
00:55:10What?
00:55:10Look, I'm really, really flattered that you'd come out for me, but...
00:55:14You're just not my type.
00:55:15I'm not gay!
00:55:16No, no.
00:55:17Don't go back in just because I'm rejecting you.
00:55:19Someday you're gonna find a guy who really, really likes you.
00:55:22It just...
00:55:23It's not gonna be me.
00:55:24But I...
00:55:25I'm sorry.
00:55:25You know, I'm glad that we got this out in the open.
00:55:27Well, what the hell?
00:55:29What don't you like about me?
00:55:31No more.
00:55:31Listen.
00:55:32You're a great guy.
00:55:34Okay?
00:55:34I just...
00:55:36I don't like you like that.
00:55:37But you know, I think I may know someone for you.
00:55:40Yeah.
00:55:41Huh.
00:55:50I don't see Adrian.
00:55:51Uh, I couldn't find her.
00:55:54Um, I'm actually calling my professor right now.
00:55:56Should've explained what the scene is about.
00:55:57You've reached Professor Garwood at extension 5.
00:55:59Yeah.
00:56:00There's a voicemail.
00:56:02No.
00:56:04A smell perfume.
00:56:05No.
00:56:10No.
00:56:13No.
00:56:13No.
00:56:17No.
00:56:21No.
00:56:24No.
00:56:25You have no idea how much I desire to be with you.
00:56:28I think about you day and night and dream of you.
00:56:30I need to share my life, love and soul with you.
00:56:33I will not be happy until we can be together.
00:56:36With love.
00:56:37Adrian.
00:56:37What?
00:56:39No.
00:56:40No.
00:56:40I...
00:56:41Wow.
00:56:42I've never seen this before.
00:56:44Look.
00:56:44Jerry wrote my acting teacher's number on the back.
00:56:47Yeah.
00:56:47See?
00:56:47Here's the number.
00:56:48This is Jerry's letter.
00:56:49Why would Adrian write Jerry a love letter?
00:56:53Maybe they're lesbians.
00:56:55Pretty lame.
00:56:57Fuck off, Tony.
00:56:59Come on.
00:57:00I can explain, baby.
00:57:05I know you're around here somewhere.
00:57:08Damn.
00:57:09Hey, buddy.
00:57:10Seen a pretty girl around here with a funny accent?
00:57:13Yeah.
00:57:14I've been looking for her because she has my money.
00:57:16Your money?
00:57:17That ain't your money, pal.
00:57:18Fuck off.
00:57:19Who the hell are you?
00:57:34Hey.
00:57:35Hey.
00:57:38Well?
00:57:40Well, what?
00:57:43Um...
00:57:43What'd you think of the letter?
00:57:45I thought you'd know about Newmar's letter.
00:57:46Newmar?
00:57:47Newmar helped me a love letter.
00:57:48He's come out of the closet.
00:57:50Newmar's gay?
00:57:50It's so cute.
00:57:52I had to turn him down, though, obviously.
00:57:54Yeah, obviously.
00:57:55I'm so happy to finally have someone to go clubbing with in this dorm.
00:57:59I mean, being surrounded by all you breeders,
00:58:01it was really getting me down.
00:58:02No offense.
00:58:04You're gay?
00:58:05What?
00:58:05Are you sure?
00:58:07He didn't know I was gay.
00:58:08Uh...
00:58:09Yeah.
00:58:09Yeah, of course he did.
00:58:10It's just...
00:58:12Newmar's gay?
00:58:13You know, I almost wish I were attracted to him.
00:58:15I mean, he wrote me the sweetest poem.
00:58:18Here.
00:58:19Check it out.
00:58:24What'd he do?
00:58:27I'm not sure how this guy's connected,
00:58:29but he knows something about the money.
00:58:30I know this guy.
00:58:31I don't think...
00:58:31Trust me, he knows something.
00:58:35Our love could be a delightful bloom,
00:58:37but from the beginning I already knew.
00:58:41Like a rose in the sun, so are you.
00:58:45I wish somebody would write a poem like that for me.
00:58:50Newmar!
00:58:50Hey!
00:58:52Uh, I-I read your poem.
00:58:54You did?
00:58:55But I thought I gave it to Foosball.
00:58:57He let me read it.
00:58:59I loved it.
00:59:02Really?
00:59:03It all makes sense now.
00:59:05You only made out with me because you were confused.
00:59:08Because you're gay.
00:59:09No, it's okay.
00:59:10We can hang out now.
00:59:11We can shop.
00:59:12We can hang out because I'm gay.
00:59:15I've always wanted a gay friend.
00:59:17Hmm.
00:59:18Now that I know that you're gay,
00:59:21you suddenly seem more attractive.
00:59:23Great.
00:59:24Your whole personality makes sense now.
00:59:26Apparently I'm still ugly, though.
00:59:28I'm sorry Foosball turned you down.
00:59:31Maybe if you took off these thick glasses.
00:59:37You have really nice eyes, Newmar.
00:59:40Thanks.
00:59:42I just wish they worked better.
00:59:46I really loved your poem.
00:59:52Adrienne!
00:59:53So you do have my bag?
00:59:55This is not your bag!
00:59:56I gave your bag back!
00:59:58You lying slut!
00:59:59You never gave it back!
01:00:00Give it back, you psycho!
01:00:01What?!
01:00:06Hey!
01:00:06My glasses!
01:00:11Hello?
01:00:13Hey!
01:00:14Yeah, this is fun.
01:00:16Yeah!
01:00:18Hey!
01:00:18Oh, Claire, this is perfect.
01:00:19I just got a hug with my professor.
01:00:20Tell Adrienne you haven't seen me.
01:00:25Oh, I'm sure it went that way.
01:00:35Is she gone?
01:00:37Uh, you know what?
01:00:39Come on, let's just call the professor.
01:00:40No, I don't have time now.
01:00:42Adrienne's gone insane!
01:00:43She's trying to attack me!
01:00:44Claire!
01:00:44I have proof at my fingertips that I'm not lying!
01:00:47Shit, she's coming!
01:00:47Hold on to my bag until I get back, okay?
01:00:49Then I'll listen to you.
01:00:52Claire!
01:00:53Claire!
01:00:53Claire!
01:00:54I see you!
01:00:56Do it that way.
01:00:57I know!
01:00:57I can see you!
01:01:02Hi, too.
01:01:06I love you, too.
01:01:17It's alright.
01:01:18There you go!
01:01:21See you later.
01:01:25Bye, dear.
01:01:29Oh, are you okay? Can you hear me? Oh, you know what? I want to get you some help.
01:01:36I just need to lay down and take me into the room.
01:01:42Yeah, okay. You're heavy.
01:01:58Oh, sorry. Hello. What happened to you? Why are you wet?
01:02:07Maybe I should get out of these wet clothes.
01:02:12No, no, no, no, no, no. That would end up bad for me. I'll go get you a towel.
01:02:27No! What are you doing?
01:02:30I was just admiring your bag.
01:02:34I think I should hold on to this.
01:02:38What are you doing? I'm just admiring the bag!
01:02:42What the hell? Ouch! Give me the bag!
01:02:46Hey, crazy son of a...
01:02:51Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Enough already, all right?
01:02:53Who the hell are you and what the hell is going on?
01:02:55We're wasting time. Somebody else will find you!
01:02:57Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! That's my girlfriend's bag.
01:02:59Her grandmother gave it to her.
01:03:00No, it's not. Why would your girlfriend have a stack of cash?
01:03:03Who's this?
01:03:04It's mine. And I'll give you half if you help me get out of this dorm.
01:03:10Right. How much is half?
01:03:12Five hundred dollars.
01:03:14Let's go.
01:03:15I don't know anything about a bag.
01:03:18I don't know what you're talking about.
01:03:19I assume you're Dominique's pimp or whatever,
01:03:22and I don't know what she told you,
01:03:24but we didn't even have sex with her, so we shouldn't have to pay.
01:03:27You wanna work him over?
01:03:29He doesn't know anything. Just put him back downstairs.
01:03:33Jerry? Is that you?
01:03:36Whatever you say.
01:03:40I'm still chucking him outside just to be safe.
01:03:42I really don't think the bag would have fallen all the way down here.
01:03:45Well, just look for it!
01:03:50Oh, you idiot! Now we'll never know where it is!
01:03:52Wait, why are you yelling at me? You're the one who came to me with the money and the...
01:03:56Oh, I never!
01:04:02Who the hell was that?
01:04:03Just some meatball who got fresh.
01:04:05Okay, so what took you so long?
01:04:07Look, I've almost got the bag, okay? I'll be back in a sec.
01:04:10Oh, maybe I should go with you.
01:04:11No, no, I should go alone.
01:04:14And why is that?
01:04:16Cliffy.
01:04:17Cliffy!
01:04:18No, don't take that tone with me.
01:04:21You'll make me think you don't trust me.
01:04:25Don't worry.
01:04:31Come on.
01:04:32Why the hell did you hit me? And who's that guy?
01:04:34No, I know. He thinks he's getting half the money, but it's yours now.
01:04:37I had to do that to get rid of him.
01:04:38So if you want it, give me that bag.
01:04:44I think you're right.
01:04:46This does look like Claire's purse. Where is she?
01:04:48I hope Tony didn't do anything to her.
01:04:51Bitch!
01:04:54Come on.
01:04:55Who?
01:04:55I need your help.
01:04:57Adrienne!
01:04:57Yeah, that's me.
01:04:58I need you to hold onto this bag and don't let anyone take it from you, no matter what they
01:05:02say, okay?
01:05:02Okay.
01:05:03Okay.
01:05:03Do you have my glasses?
01:05:05Yeah.
01:05:07Do you?
01:05:09What?
01:05:09What?
01:05:10What?
01:05:10Where are we going?
01:05:12I can't see.
01:05:13I'll come back.
01:05:14Hurry!
01:05:25Wow, that was fast.
01:05:32This is so stupid.
01:05:33I'm not gay.
01:05:35I wrote that poem for you.
01:05:37I love you.
01:05:42Where did she go?
01:05:53Pardon me, ladies.
01:05:54Have you seen a-
01:05:54Have you seen a girl run by here with a bag?
01:05:56Who the hell are you?
01:05:57Maybe she went back upstairs.
01:05:59Alrighty.
01:06:00Some funnies going on here.
01:06:25I'm gonna get outside.
01:06:36I'm gonna get outside.
01:06:37Finally got you horizontal, you crazy bitch.
01:06:41Oh, I think I'll just be taking my money back.
01:06:50Holy balls.
01:07:03Thanks again.
01:07:10What are you doing?
01:07:10Where's the bag?
01:07:11What?
01:07:11What do you mean, where's the bag?
01:07:13You just came in and grabbed it and bashed me over the head with it.
01:07:16I did it.
01:07:17That wasn't me.
01:07:18Oh, whoops.
01:07:19Oh!
01:07:19Okay, well then clearly this is a good reason-
01:07:21Give me glasses!
01:07:27Hey, what happened to you?
01:07:31I'm from France.
01:07:33I'm an exchange student.
01:07:34You don't say!
01:07:35You kill her!
01:07:37What'd you do that for?
01:07:38I can't have her running around saying that.
01:07:40She'll be in my car.
01:07:40I thought you were the foreign exchange student.
01:07:43I'm the hooker.
01:07:44So you're the hooker!
01:07:46Come on.
01:07:47We gotta hide her.
01:07:48Okay.
01:07:49Oh, yeah.
01:07:52Oh, hello!
01:07:53Um, can you help me?
01:07:55I doubt it.
01:07:56No, no, no, wait.
01:07:57I'm looking for a girl and she has a handbag and I really need to-
01:08:01How many people know about the freaking bag?
01:08:04I don't know!
01:08:08I'm making the hell out of here.
01:08:11Do you have any rope?
01:08:12Why would I have rope?
01:08:14I've got some bonnet stuff in my bag downstairs.
01:08:16Let's use your belt for now.
01:08:17My belt?
01:08:18I need my belt.
01:08:19These pants are huge.
01:08:19Do you know what?
01:08:20They'll only be gone for a second.
01:08:22Sorry.
01:08:22Oh, no!
01:08:25Damn it.
01:08:26Got it?
01:08:27Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:08:34Ooh, that was fast.
01:08:35Come on in.
01:08:39Who?
01:08:40The prostitute?
01:08:42I can explain.
01:08:43Just when I was starting to believe you.
01:08:46Hey, Claire!
01:08:47Wait, wait, no, no, no!
01:08:49I forgot my bag.
01:08:51Oh!
01:08:51Oh, Jesus!
01:08:53Tony!
01:08:53I can still explain.
01:08:55Where's my bag?
01:08:56About your bag.
01:08:58My grandmother gave me that bag!
01:09:00I hate you!
01:09:01Well, Claire, wait!
01:09:03No, don't go anywhere.
01:09:05Wait, wait!
01:09:05Hey, Claire, wait!
01:09:06Wait!
01:09:07Wait!
01:09:08Hey, Claire, wait!
01:09:18Come on!
01:09:19Open up!
01:09:20Not again!
01:09:28Hey!
01:09:30Hey!
01:09:31Hey!
01:09:32Hey!
01:09:34How you doing?
01:09:39Hold me.
01:09:57Hey!
01:09:58Can I help you?
01:10:00So, you're Stiles McPhee.
01:10:03Yeah.
01:10:05Yeah.
01:10:05Who are you?
01:10:06What if I said I was the girl you ordered and that other girl's a foreign exchange student?
01:10:10Huh.
01:10:11That would explain some things.
01:10:14I'll cut to the chase.
01:10:16You've got my money, but I'll let you keep half if you help me get out of here.
01:10:21Possession is nine-tenths of the lot.
01:10:23It's my money now.
01:10:24You're gonna have to do better than half.
01:10:30Thanks for the good time, Stiles.
01:10:32Stop!
01:10:33Come on!
01:10:35I don't deserve this!
01:10:37Help!
01:10:39Booker!
01:10:40Someone help!
01:10:42Help!
01:10:45Booker!
01:10:46Get over here!
01:10:47Rachel!
01:10:49Tony!
01:10:49Tony!
01:10:50Help me!
01:10:50Man, what happened to you?
01:10:52Dude, there's no time to explain.
01:10:53A whore stole my purse.
01:10:55I mean, my girlfriend's purse, but you gotta help me get it back.
01:10:58Oh, man.
01:10:59That took time and...
01:11:00Yeah!
01:11:01Yeah!
01:11:01Go get her, Tony!
01:11:03Don't look in the purse, though!
01:11:05Booker!
01:11:06Booker!
01:11:14Booker!
01:11:17Someone help!
01:11:19Help!
01:11:31Booker!
01:11:33Someone help!
01:11:37I call the police!
01:11:39They come!
01:11:39One!
01:11:45Ha!
01:11:46Ha!
01:11:47Ha!
01:11:47Okay!
01:11:47Let me just explain, cause...
01:11:49What?
01:11:51No!
01:11:52Ah!
01:11:53Ah!
01:11:54Ah!
01:11:54Ah!
01:11:54Ah!
01:11:54Ah!
01:11:54Ah!
01:11:55Ah!
01:11:55Ah!
01:11:56Ah!
01:11:56Ah!
01:11:57Ah!
01:11:58Ah!
01:12:00Ah!
01:12:02Ah!
01:12:03Ah!
01:12:11Ah!
01:12:15Ah!
01:12:18Ah!
01:12:27Ah!
01:12:30Ah!
01:12:30C'mon.
01:12:30정말 непal infiltrated.
01:12:31You're gonna spray me, huh?!
01:12:32Just let me go!
01:12:36I call the police!
01:12:37You all go to the jail!
01:12:39Ah!
01:12:42Ahh!
01:12:45Get him away!
01:12:47Forgive her!
01:12:48We got the bag!
01:12:49Oh, I got the bag!
01:12:50What the hell?!
01:12:53So we're gonna head down to the student union now, find students studying, having a little
01:12:57snack in their natural habitats, you know what I mean?
01:13:10My pack?
01:13:12I can explain.
01:13:13That bitch tricked us.
01:13:14There's only a little money in here.
01:13:23We gotta get out of here.
01:13:25It's about time.
01:13:31Give me the money!
01:13:32Ted!
01:13:37That's not fair, man!
01:13:39Pleasure doing business with you boys.
01:13:46Hey, man!
01:13:47That's my money!
01:13:48No!
01:13:49It's mine!
01:13:50No!
01:13:52Our graduates include two Nobel Prize winners and 14 senators, and our faculty is one of
01:13:57the most prestigious in the entire country.
01:14:00Tradition.
01:14:01Studiousness.
01:14:03Dignity.
01:14:03These are words that come to mind when one thinks of this fine university.
01:14:11So, here's an interesting bit of trivia.
01:14:14Can anyone tell me which campus building Eugene O'Neill died in?
01:14:17Anyone?
01:14:19Cliff?
01:14:22Hey, Pete.
01:14:23Well, one of the nice things about this university is that public meetings like this rarely
01:14:27happen.
01:14:28Oh, God.
01:14:34How does everyone know about the bag?
01:14:36I don't know, but something weird's going on here.
01:14:38I think we're being set up.
01:14:40We should pack some things.
01:14:42Why?
01:14:44Trust me.
01:14:45What are we doing?
01:14:47I'm looking for my bag.
01:14:49Where is it?
01:14:52Okay.
01:14:53We have to go back in the dorm.
01:14:54Oh, no.
01:14:55We're out of here.
01:14:57Listen, you idiot.
01:14:58You do what I say, and I say we're going back in that dorm.
01:15:04Hey, Neumar.
01:15:06Hey.
01:15:06You know someone lost a purse around here?
01:15:08You found it?
01:15:09Yeah.
01:15:10Yeah, Adrian's been looking for it.
01:15:12Oh, here you go.
01:15:14Oh, well, thanks.
01:15:17Please.
01:15:17Please, everyone.
01:15:18This is not a representation of how things work on this campus.
01:15:21Okay, I'm giving three-to-one odds on the ugly white guy.
01:15:22Who wants it?
01:15:23This is ridiculous.
01:15:23My money's on tap, too, boy.
01:15:25Okay, gambling is not...
01:15:26Gambling is not allowed on campus, sir.
01:15:28Sir, gambling is not allowed.
01:15:30What are the odds?
01:15:31Three-to-one?
01:15:32I'm good for 20.
01:15:32Hold on, hold on, hold on.
01:15:34Hold on, hold on.
01:15:34Yeah, right.
01:15:36I don't want to play morons!
01:15:41This is John Bob.
01:15:42We're 297 making entry.
01:15:44You live here?
01:15:45Yeah, I'm the RA.
01:15:46What's going on?
01:15:47You received a call saying there was some kind of hostage situation at this address.
01:15:55Ready.
01:15:56I thought you went home already.
01:15:57Who called the police in?
01:15:59Why is there a Christmas tree in here?
01:16:00That's a fire hazard.
01:16:01Don't look at me.
01:16:02My grandmother's handbag.
01:16:04You should totally kick Tony in the balls.
01:16:05Oh, totally.
01:16:07Hey, the police are here.
01:16:08Oh, thank God.
01:16:09Officers, you will be interested to know that there is a prostitute in this dorm.
01:16:13A prostitute?
01:16:14That's her!
01:16:15That's Dominique the prostitute!
01:16:16Me!
01:16:17Student!
01:16:18They're crazy!
01:16:18Attacking me!
01:16:19Seems like she's on drugs.
01:16:20Cuff her!
01:16:21What's going on?
01:16:21Oh, they're just arresting Stiles' prostitute.
01:16:23Did my foreign exchange students Dominique ever arrive?
01:16:25That's her.
01:16:25Wait, wait, wait, wait.
01:16:26Let me get this straight.
01:16:27There are two Dominiques?
01:16:28Yeah, but one's the whore and one's just a foreigner.
01:16:30Bonjour.
01:16:31Je m'appelle Wang.
01:16:31We should really get going or we'll miss our flight to North Dakota.
01:16:34I?
01:16:35Uh, Ted?
01:16:36Well, you know, it was really nice meeting you Dominique, was it?
01:16:39Have a nice time in North Dakota.
01:16:41I just have a few more things to pack.
01:16:43I think you'll really like North Dakota.
01:16:44I smell smoke.
01:16:45Foosball was smoking and he bought the Christmas tree.
01:16:47You bitches!
01:16:48This is a no smoking building, son.
01:16:50Will Marlon and Lynn have an eight ball of coke in their room?
01:16:51It's hers.
01:16:53Whore!
01:16:55Ow!
01:16:56Ow!
01:16:57Ow!
01:16:58Ah!
01:17:00Ah!
01:17:01Stop it!
01:17:02What?
01:17:03They're going back in the dorm.
01:17:05Obviously the money's still in there.
01:17:07Oh, yeah.
01:17:08So we should go.
01:17:09Ah!
01:17:10Ah!
01:17:11Ah!
01:17:11Ah!
01:17:13Ah!
01:17:14I am Dominique from France.
01:17:16Foran exchange student.
01:17:18Well, it looks good to me.
01:17:22But if you are the students...
01:17:24Then who are you?
01:17:26There she is!
01:17:30Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho.
01:17:33Where do you go, baby kings?
01:17:36Hi, Dominique.
01:17:37Finally, we meet!
01:17:38I'm waiting.
01:17:38Who here actually called this?
01:17:40Where is this hostage situation?
01:17:41The cops!
01:17:42Who is there?!
01:17:43Let's go with the girl.
01:17:44Let me take that!
01:17:50Booker, I think I smell smoke.
01:17:52No, seriously, Booker, do you smell that?
01:18:05Finally, we have the black hand!
01:18:07You, down here!
01:18:08Cover, all three of them right here.
01:18:10Who are you?
01:18:10I'm Jerry Farber.
01:18:11No, that's just a cover.
01:18:12She's Brittany the Snake.
01:18:14I am not going down alone.
01:18:16Does anybody know this girl?
01:18:17Yes, Jerry.
01:18:18No, it's really her.
01:18:20I've seen her before, Rosati.
01:18:21That ain't Brittany.
01:18:23She's lying.
01:18:24Shut up, Rosati.
01:18:25Okay, now I smell something burning.
01:18:41You're supposed to fix this.
01:18:42Do you know how to turn that off?
01:18:43I think so.
01:18:53All right, you three, stay put.
01:18:55Everybody else back to your rooms.
01:19:01I can, um...
01:19:03I can, um...
01:19:03You can explain.
01:19:05I'm really sorry.
01:19:07Just...
01:19:08I believe you.
01:19:10God, I love you.
01:19:12I love you too, baby.
01:19:15My grandmother was a bitch anyway.
01:19:17Yeah, she was.
01:19:24You want to go find that money?
01:19:26Really?
01:19:27Okay.
01:19:31Newmar!
01:19:32There you are.
01:19:33Hey.
01:19:34Hey.
01:19:35Hey.
01:19:35Hey.
01:19:36Oh, um...
01:19:38I got your bag back.
01:19:40That's not the right bag.
01:19:42Oh.
01:19:43Can I have my glasses back?
01:19:45Oh, yeah.
01:19:49I have, um...
01:19:52A confession to make.
01:19:54I'm not gay.
01:19:56I didn't write that poem for foosball.
01:19:59I wrote that poem for you.
01:20:02You did?
01:20:10Hey, uh...
01:20:11There's a shitload of money in here.
01:20:16Let's keep it together, guys.
01:20:17I'm sorry.
01:20:17Please, uh...
01:20:18Yeah, um...
01:20:19No, you don't need to look over there.
01:20:20No, it's...
01:20:21Yeah, uh...
01:20:22You know what?
01:20:22Screw it.
01:20:23We don't want your stupid, ugly kids at our university anyway.
01:20:25This place is a manhouse.
01:20:26What a day.
01:20:27We got Lorenzo Rosati, the black hand, the prostitute, and a couple of kids with a bunch of coke.
01:20:36I'm not so sure that's a good idea.
01:20:38I don't know.
01:20:38Totally.
01:20:39I mean, after we give Jerry some for our tuition, we can go to the Bahamas and live like kings.
01:20:43I don't know if we'll have enough money to do that.
01:20:45All right.
01:20:46Well, then we'll go to Vegas.
01:20:47We'll go away and have the best Christmas break ever.
01:20:50Together.
01:20:51I'm feeling kind of lucky.
01:20:53Yeah.
01:20:54So am I.
01:21:18Oh, Booker, thank God.
01:21:21I don't even want to know.
01:21:23Booker, Booker, I've had some time to think about it, and I'm really sorry for the way
01:21:30I've been acting.
01:21:32In fact, I have a confession to make.
01:21:37I'm a virgin, too.
01:21:38I know.
01:21:39I talk really big because I can't find a girlfriend.
01:21:44And I guess I ordered the whore for myself, but I was too embarrassed to admit it.
01:21:49But I realize now that it's okay to be a virgin, Booker.
01:21:52It's okay.
01:21:53We don't have anything to be ashamed of.
01:21:56Speak for yourself, loser.
01:21:57I just lost my virginity.
01:22:00In fact, I only came back to get some Gatorade.
01:22:03I'm going to go have a bunch more sex now.
01:22:08See you tomorrow, Stiles.
01:22:17Booker, you're not really going to leave me here, are you?
01:22:21I don't deserve this, Booker!
01:22:25Yes, I do.
01:22:40I don't deserve this, but I don't even know what it is, but I don't do it.
01:22:48I do do my little turn on the catwalk.
01:22:59It's right over there.
01:23:01Merci.
01:23:05Sorry.
01:23:07Hey, somehow I got your phone and it's campus security about something.
01:23:13Oh, thanks.
01:23:15Nice robe.
01:23:17Hello?
01:23:18Yeah, this is Wang.
01:23:21Uh-huh.
01:23:23What?
01:23:24That's impossible.
01:23:25She's here with me.
01:23:26But I don't know who that is because I'm standing here with a girl who was mugged on her way
01:23:29over to see you.
01:23:30They took all her things, even her passport.
01:23:33Now, we have confirmed her identity.
01:23:35She is your foreign exchange student, Dominique.
01:23:37So, can you please just come open the door and let us in?
01:23:40Yeah, I'll come right down.
01:23:43Dominique?
01:23:43Dominique?
01:23:51Yeah, Lorenzo double-crossed it.
01:23:53He got away.
01:23:54Which followed him and this girl to a dormitory on campus.
01:23:56Can anyone ID you?
01:23:57No, this dumb foreigner arrived, which gave me the perfect cover.
01:24:02This whole thing's falling apart.
01:24:04Shit.
01:24:04Well, did you get the money?
01:24:06I had it in my hands, but I lost it.
01:24:07Well, we need to find it.
01:24:09Yeah.
01:24:09Well, what the hell happened?
01:24:10How'd you lose it?
01:24:11Hang on a sec.
01:24:23It's a long story.
01:24:25I'll tell you when I get there.
01:24:29Okay.
01:24:29And then, of course, they're right.
01:24:31Yeah.
01:24:32Most of these are.
01:24:33Yeah, look at them.
01:24:34Yeah.
01:25:09I'll tell you when I get there.
01:25:10Teenage lust.
01:25:11Sexy kingdom.
01:25:13Love and lust.
01:25:15Sexy kingdom.
01:25:16The hormones are humming.
01:25:18Sexy kingdom.
01:25:19And I'm ready to bust.
01:25:21Sexy kingdom.
01:25:23I can't understand the crap I feel.
01:25:26Everything's fuzzy and nothing seems real.
01:25:30Sexy kingdom.
01:25:34Sexy kingdom.
01:25:35I try to ignore all of my needs.
01:25:38But when they're brought to my door, I'll even hook us and freeze.
01:25:43Sexy kingdom.
01:25:47Sexy kingdom.
01:25:48In class, I'm holding down.
01:25:51He's a face.
01:25:52At night, I'm focused on.
01:25:54TNA.
01:25:54I want to throw a point.
01:25:57I'll engage.
01:26:01I want to throw a point.
01:26:02Sexy kingdom.
01:26:06Sexy kingdom.
01:26:12Sexy kingdom.
01:26:18Sexy kingdom.
01:26:26College, you fall in.
01:26:28Sexy kingdom.
01:26:30That's where you begin.
01:26:32Sexy kingdom.
01:26:33The girls become women.
01:26:35Sexy kingdom.
01:26:36The boys become men.
01:26:38Sexy kingdom.
01:26:39Sexy kingdom.
01:26:40I heard the stories all of the time.
01:26:42I'm trying to love me, but there's too much on my mind.
01:26:47Sexy kingdom.
01:26:51Sexy kingdom.
01:26:53Academia, my brain's in a cage.
01:26:55My libido is hollering, and I'm coming to date.
01:27:00Sexy kingdom.
01:27:03Sexy kingdom.
01:27:04In class, I'm holding down.
01:27:08Who's in a race?
01:27:08At night, I'm focused on.
01:27:11TNA.
01:27:12I want a 4.0 and getting laid.
01:27:23I want a 4.0 and getting laid.
01:27:43Hanukkah lights me up like a flame
01:27:47Whenever we play those straight old games
01:27:51Rest up for eight wild nights
01:27:54That'll keep us awake till the morning light
01:27:58I hope I got everything that I want
01:28:03I wish that all those things would appear
01:28:07I hope I get everything I ask for
01:28:11I do can't wait another year
01:28:17Now it's the festival of lights
01:28:21I just want you in my room tonight
01:28:25Forget all those things that you wrapped for me
01:28:29I just want you under my haunted tree
01:28:33I hope I get everything that I want
01:28:38I wish that all those things would appear
01:28:41I hope I get everything I ask for
01:28:46I just can't wait another year
01:29:18Don't think about bringing St. Nick
01:29:26And I want more
01:29:41I just want more
01:29:47Hanukkah lights me up like a flame
01:29:51Whenever we play those straight old games
Comments