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00:00Hello, one and all!
00:01Welcome back to another episode of Adventuring Party.
00:03I'm your humble dungeon master, Brennan Lee Mulligan.
00:04With me, as always, are our Intrepid Heroes.
00:06Say hi, Intrepid Heroes.
00:07Die, Intrepid Heroes.
00:09Ugh, what a fun ep!
00:11Oh my god!
00:12Murph's most sensual episode.
00:14My most sensual episode by far.
00:16I think he actually achieved it.
00:17He took his shirt off, and then he took it off again,
00:19but in a bathroom, so he could change into a superhero.
00:21Right.
00:23And I think there's, it's skin tight, right?
00:25Oh, sure.
00:25Yeah, certainly.
00:26Lovely.
00:27Well.
00:28A lot of sweaty latex.
00:29It was definitely, it was definitely H.J.'s most sensual episode.
00:33H.J. got, H.J. refused to keep his shirt on.
00:36The constant X removal of the, I've never heard it described that way.
00:41Yeah.
00:42As crossing, I guess that is what's happening, I've just never heard it.
00:45Yeah, why, I am trying to be like, do I ever do it like that, or do I?
00:49I think it's this.
00:50Who teaches us to do this?
00:52Yeah.
00:52Why don't we do this?
00:53Cinema, right?
00:54The human condition.
00:56One hand.
00:57I love it.
00:58I love it.
00:58Do you guys have a, in terms of this last episode, I feel like we made some big moves.
01:04We got our plan to let Danderhoof, let Nancy Danderhoof be the person to-
01:09She's already killing it.
01:10Already killing it.
01:11Oh my god.
01:11Pulitzer incoming.
01:12She just wants her cherry.
01:14It's the only thing I care about on this.
01:17Yes.
01:17Get a Pulitzer for Nancy Danderhoof.
01:19That's on mine as well.
01:20Oh, for sure.
01:20It's on all of ours.
01:22Number 14.
01:22Yeah, maybe if we do that, we don't have to repel the Lupines.
01:25Oh great, it's like a sub out.
01:27It's a sub, yeah.
01:28It's a sub out.
01:28So we added a different 13th task.
01:31I do think though that you can just repel them by belay on, belay away.
01:36Oh, repel.
01:37Right.
01:37We already have to figure it out.
01:39We already figured it out.
01:40You're kidding me.
01:42Yes.
01:42I think that we're going to make it.
01:43I forgot about, it's a rock climbing Lupine.
01:47Yes.
01:48You repel them.
01:49So I will hold the rope while he climbs down.
01:51It does suck that we have it in writing, specifically the spelling.
01:56No, no, no, it's a misspell.
01:57No, it's a misspell here.
01:59They throwed it.
02:00Yes, 100%.
02:01You guys did meet Cody.
02:03Yeah.
02:03You met Cody at the Crested Moon Hostel.
02:06Cody seems tight.
02:07Cody seems tight.
02:08Chill.
02:08Has to be so chill so there's a freak out and become a werewolf.
02:11How do you feel about when you have an NPC you want to play and we just never go there?
02:18This, I will say, of the many things that have been fun about this setting, the one of there
02:24being places you guys can go to.
02:26I will say, you guys have discovered, I mean, the fog of war has fully lifted off the map
02:30at this point.
02:31Yeah.
02:31Yeah.
02:32But knowing that Cody was chill the whole time, knowing the thing of who Maya was,
02:39which he met in the previous episode or two episodes ago, there are these people in the town
02:43that I was like, oh, those are the other supernatural things that are going on and there's a way
02:49to go interact with them.
02:50You got this Gumbaroo situation potentially over at the Lumber Hill.
02:54We have a book though.
02:55So it's like naked gummy bears bouncing here and there causing fires.
02:59Let's start fire.
03:00It's a reason it runs with Haribo.
03:02Yeah.
03:03Exactly.
03:04Gumbaroo.
03:04Gumbaroo.
03:05Haribo presents the brand new Gumbaroo.
03:08I kind of wanted to go after this though because I feel like it'd be fun to try to smear
03:14Yeah.
03:14Oh, absolutely.
03:15Yeah.
03:16That is a thread that we haven't followed as Meter and also Todd.
03:19And Beholder.
03:20Because Todd works for Meter, right?
03:21Beholder.
03:22Beholder, yeah.
03:23Because he's a part of the enforcement.
03:25Yeah.
03:25That feels like a full court press.
03:27I mean, the first time I see Todd, I'm going to kill him.
03:29Yeah, we'll just see Todd.
03:29Oh yeah.
03:29We're going to kill that guy for sure.
03:31Corkscrew.
03:32Very extreme.
03:32We're going straight through that.
03:33I love the little folks.
03:36I love picturing how loud our fight was outside the party.
03:40We all were frenzying, right?
03:42Every single person frenzying.
03:43Just the most genteel party.
03:44Booting like owls.
03:46Yeah.
03:46It's so funny.
03:47Just screeching and yelling.
03:49And then you eat him quick.
03:50This body too.
03:51Yeah.
03:51Like all of the thought processes being loud enough.
03:54Just doing the speed of combat as it actually happens.
03:58Totally.
03:58You know, like, what's that?
03:59Okay.
04:00Oh, it's over already?
04:01Okay.
04:02They're on a horse.
04:03They're riding away.
04:04Three deep on horse.
04:04There's something really funny about having a game that has a mechanic that's like you are
04:10out of your mind with rage.
04:13And so like when an independent book publisher comes up, you can not think about it at all.
04:23Open hand chop totes.
04:27My character has not thought about it at all.
04:29No.
04:30It's done.
04:31It's done.
04:31It's done now.
04:31It was a Banksy.
04:32It was a Banksy.
04:32It was a Banksy.
04:33It was a Banksy.
04:33That's great that it was a Banksy though.
04:35There it is.
04:36It works every time, all right?
04:38It works every time, 75% of the time.
04:40Mm-hmm.
04:41We discovered that Aaron's parents were killed in a Banksy as well.
04:44Yes.
04:44It's a thing that happens in this world.
04:48He's a serial killer.
04:49God, so funny.
04:50There you go.
04:50There you go.
04:51But it was also crazy.
04:53It was very funny.
04:53Because the feel of Purpy has been so like getting your feet into this town looking around.
05:00It wasn't until I had that conversation with Cody where he was like, hey, you gotta watch out for this.
05:05And you were like, that's dead.
05:06And you're like, well, this other thing is a big problem.
05:07And they're like, no, it is not a big problem.
05:09Yeah, totally.
05:10We feel like we've been moving slowly, but he's like, I've lived my whole life here.
05:15And wait, what?
05:16Yeah.
05:16You've already taken care of all these things.
05:17You have a course with one person.
05:19Yeah.
05:19Exactly.
05:20What's wrong with you?
05:21Maybe you're too chill.
05:22A little too chill.
05:23A little too chill.
05:24Maybe some explosive violence directly at the people.
05:28Here and there.
05:29Here and there.
05:30And then just call it a Banksy and move on.
05:32Yeah.
05:33We met Cody.
05:34We had this wonderful scene of getting Herbert on side.
05:39Oh, yeah.
05:39I was so sad with the school.
05:42Oh, it was great.
05:44She really wants to be a college student still.
05:47Yeah.
05:48It's so funny because you literally absolutely could.
05:51I don't know, but I couldn't work at a zoo.
05:53I couldn't do youth outreach.
05:54You can't do youth outreach.
05:55You can't do youth outreach.
05:56You can't do youth outreach.
05:57Once a year, kids will spend the night at the zoo.
05:59I know.
05:59And have a big all night zoo thing.
06:01And you'll be there.
06:02But if I'm a vampire, the only kids that I will see are the kids who are out too late.
06:07Or.
06:07Yeah.
06:08That's the worst kids.
06:09And who needs the most help?
06:10Who needs the zoo the most?
06:11That's actually a good point.
06:12But if we make the zoo all nocturnal animals, then.
06:15Like Kingdom of the Night?
06:16Yes.
06:17And Henry Dorley Zoo and Aquarium?
06:18Yeah, we should.
06:19Lou.
06:20Sorry, Levante.
06:21That's amazing.
06:22That was such a good idea.
06:24It's funny because like a nocturnal petting zoo.
06:27A new.
06:27Yes.
06:28A new.
06:29We call it a new.
06:30A new.
06:31Oh, oh.
06:31But it would be like, because like bats are such disease vectors.
06:36Night zoo.
06:36Yeah, you can.
06:37Get in there, kids.
06:38Oh.
06:38This spider is mostly active at night.
06:41It's like.
06:42We had to kill the bat to see if it had any diseases.
06:45You also were able to defeat the spirit of this horrifying owl monster spirit in the basement of the Templars.
06:53Was it named Moloch?
06:54Was it the only thing that was stopping the jack of the pines?
06:56Do you guys ever hear all the conspiracy theories about Moloch?
06:59What about him?
06:59No, what's Moloch?
07:00Who's Moloch?
07:01A devil?
07:02A demon?
07:03This was like old school.
07:04People used to think that the bushes.
07:07Andy Griffith.
07:07When like the bushes would go to like this camp and do like owl themed like rituals.
07:14Yes.
07:15Oh, oh, that thing that's like on.
07:17The owl god.
07:18In succession.
07:18In succession.
07:20Do they say it in that?
07:20Yeah, yeah, totally.
07:21Okay, yeah.
07:21It's like.
07:22So was it Moloch?
07:23In the famous Allen Ginsberg poem, Howl.
07:26Oh, really?
07:27Matt Locke.
07:28That pedophile?
07:29Matt Locke.
07:31The what?
07:32Which one was it?
07:34Howl?
07:34The Bohemian Grove.
07:36That's what it was, yeah.
07:37Yeah, Moloch whose ear is a smoking tomb.
07:40The poem opens, I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by madness, starving,
07:43hysterical naked.
07:44And then there's the part, Moloch, solitude, filth, ugliness, ash cans and unobtainable dollars.
07:49Children screaming under this.
07:50Yeah, it's a whole thing about.
07:51So was that Moloch?
07:52That owl?
07:54Shit.
07:55Damn brah.
07:55Well, sometimes Emily says something good and then Brandon goes, you got it.
08:00You got it.
08:00Yeah.
08:01We also released Jack of the Pines.
08:04Jack of the Pines.
08:04Jack of the Pines.
08:05Jack of the Pines.
08:06You guys know what Jack of the Pines is?
08:08I don't know what that is at all.
08:09I don't know what it is.
08:10First time you're hearing it.
08:11Yeah.
08:12I think that was a huge thing to the bushes, though.
08:15Jack of the Pines.
08:15Yeah.
08:17Each generation, the bushes of the Pines are involved in Jack of the Pines.
08:20We have to go further deep in here, find the smiling bush.
08:23Wait, the bushes like George, George Jr. and Senior?
08:25Those very bushes.
08:26And Jeb, exclamation point.
08:27And Jeb!
08:28And Jeb.
08:29Please clap.
08:29Please clap.
08:30Please clap.
08:31And the band Bush.
08:32And the band Bush, which is actually everyone in the band Bush is a bush.
08:36And Glycerine.
08:37Chemicals Between Us.
08:39Chemicals Between Us.
08:40They're Scientologists and their bushes.
08:42Chemicals Between Us is the sixth best bush song, and I'll die on that hill.
08:46Give me the first five.
08:48Yeah.
08:49Maybe the first five.
08:50You got it.
08:50Glycerine.
08:51Okay.
08:52Swallowed.
08:53Machine Head.
08:55Uh-oh.
08:55Come Down.
08:56Okay.
08:57And fuck.
08:58What is the fifth one?
08:59Woohoo.
09:00You're gonna die on this hill.
09:01No, that's Blurr.
09:02That's Blurr.
09:03I'll still die on this hill.
09:05Give me until the end of the adventuring party.
09:06I'll be quiet.
09:07Yeah, yeah.
09:08Murph puts his head down.
09:09Murphy's power down.
09:11Desperately racking his mind palace for one more bush song.
09:13I don't think you should die on a hill of what the sixth best of anything is.
09:17Calm down.
09:18I think sixth best.
09:19He can do it.
09:20He can do it.
09:20I believe in him.
09:21I can't believe he knew five.
09:23Yeah.
09:24It was just crazy.
09:24I knew two.
09:25Murph just currently sprinting around a white room in his head.
09:28Looking through fire.
09:29There's no details.
09:31It's all white.
09:31What's down there?
09:32All these memories with Emily.
09:34Get these out of here.
09:35One more bush song.
09:37Get this wedding out of here.
09:39Get the first two cats out of here.
09:42Something weird I said to my middle school teacher.
09:45We also got our lumber mill.
09:47Lumber mill secured Elysium.
09:49Full of naked cinnamon gummy bears.
09:52I'm picturing like just a, it just makes me think of a brewery.
09:57Yeah.
09:58It's really hard to not think of a brewery.
10:00There's cone holes.
10:02It's the perfect excuse for having a bunch of construction crews in there
10:04while we build.
10:06While we build down.
10:07While we build down, baby.
10:08Dig, dig, dig.
10:12We got, so lumber mill achieved on our way to Elysium.
10:17We thwarted the efforts of all hunters, inquisition or otherwise.
10:21Wait, do you have like an actual prince that you were thinking of?
10:25No, that was just an idea I had.
10:27But just like a big city prince that came here.
10:29Get a big city prince to move to Purpy, thereby putting Purpy on the map.
10:34But I guess we could also, you know, pick one of us.
10:36We could write, we could get sort of some publicity with that.
10:39Yeah.
10:39Hear me out.
10:40I mostly didn't want to fight all of you for who deserved to be prince.
10:43Dog prince.
10:44Yeah.
10:45Dog prince and Purpy.
10:45We bite Bingo.
10:46We make Bingo undead.
10:48Wait a second.
10:48I also.
10:49Because that's been good for, that's been good for tourism.
10:52Huge.
10:53Gorse became a vampire horse, so that makes me think maybe we should make a vampire.
10:57I want to point out, Gorse has not been embraced or made a vampire.
11:01So when Gorse pounced on that other horse and drank its blood, it was as a fully normal horse.
11:07It also, so does that mean he also knew more?
11:09He has sharp teeth.
11:10He has sharp teeth, yeah.
11:11Wait, you have to be embraced to become a vampire?
11:13What if some of us just got bit by a bat and we don't know anything else since?
11:17Well, I think you answered that.
11:18I think that owl monster answered that question for you.
11:21Wow.
11:22What does that mean?
11:23That owl monster, Matlock, took care of that.
11:25I'll say I don't know who embraced me.
11:26It was like a nasty little bat at the bottom of a gold jump.
11:30That's me.
11:31It was a nasty little bat.
11:33While I was claim jumping.
11:33Yeah.
11:33Were you also claim jumping?
11:35No, I was interning at the Henry Dorian.
11:37The fact that all of our backstories are just that random.
11:40I don't know my daddy.
11:41I know exactly who mine is.
11:43I also know who mine is.
11:44Hey, mine called me at the end of the episode.
11:46I'm proud of you.
11:47Koshay, I know we ended with Koshay here at the end of the episode.
11:50I feel like, you know, if I was, Zayt is on a bit of a responsible bend.
11:54Yeah.
11:55Nice moment for him to see you.
11:57I'm actually not, I'm not too worried about the call or I'm just like, I think I have at least,
12:04I can build a case for, I'm doing what you said.
12:07It's not like I didn't clean my room.
12:08Yeah.
12:09I'm doing good.
12:10That's so funny.
12:10I am excited for just like an elementary school show and tell of just taking Koshay around town.
12:17Like, and this is where we bought this bar.
12:20And that's Beth.
12:20You don't want to talk to her, but she, yeah, she's cool.
12:22Oh, maybe Koshay could give Beth a night of her life.
12:26Oh.
12:27Yes.
12:28Yes.
12:29Can you do that?
12:30Can you narrate that?
12:31Yes.
12:31It would be both Koshay and Beth and I just kind of want to sit and watch.
12:35As long as I have a PC present so it makes sense why I'm narrating it.
12:40The idea that none of you are present and I'm like, you guys, meanwhile across town.
12:44Meanwhile across town.
12:45Beth is absolutely getting it right, left, and center.
12:49Yes.
12:49From Koshay.
12:50She's getting Eiffel Towered by Koshay and the ghost of Aaron.
12:54Jesus Christ.
12:55Ghost of Aaron.
13:00Unbelievable.
13:05An insane visual.
13:07An insane visual.
13:08I thought you were going to say getting Eiffel Towered by Koshay.
13:10Koshay himself.
13:11That's his vampiric celerity.
13:12He's so tall.
13:14He's a long man that he could be both ends of the eye.
13:16Keep the tower at the same side.
13:17Oh my god.
13:18That's the power of the Vitae.
13:20A sensual episode and a sensual adventure.
13:23And a sensual adventure?
13:25Wow.
13:25And Murph, you made it all possible.
13:27You made it.
13:27This is nice, thank you.
13:28Throwing me under the bus like that at the beginning was so fucking funny.
13:32What's that?
13:32Throwing me under the bus at the beginning of the episode?
13:34There was no talk about it.
13:36Zero talk.
13:37You were joking the whole way up to the episode about Murph, Murph, Murph.
13:42And then at the last minute I was like actually that's pretty funny.
13:44It's really funny.
13:45I want people to know that 99% of me kidding on Murph does happen on camera.
13:50Yeah.
13:51I feel like off camera I'm always in the room being like I get it Murph, I'm on your side.
13:55And then the cameras roll and I go fucking get this stuff.
13:58This freaking pervert.
14:00This is such like a, yeah, Murph's most sexual episode.
14:03Just literally.
14:04Making it look like I've been talking it up or something.
14:06Yeah.
14:06Like Murph's been saying he's gonna get more important.
14:09Fucking shut up about it.
14:09God, it's so funny.
14:10Murph's been saying he wants his sex appeal up online.
14:13His SEO.
14:14Yeah, Murph keeps talking about his percentage sexual appeal.
14:17He sends a real staff.
14:19How many chili peppers he got?
14:20He's hired a guy to track him on Rate My Professor.
14:22On Rate My Professor.
14:25Murph is on Rate My Professor.
14:27Are you on Rate My Professor?
14:28No.
14:28Are you sure?
14:30Come on, dude.
14:31Are you sure?
14:32Are you sure?
14:32Are you fucking lying?
14:34Name on Rate My Professor?
14:35Probably.
14:35A very common name to me.
14:37A Brian Murphy?
14:37Yeah.
14:38Brian Murphy.
14:38There's a lot of coming back.
14:40Like the, well it's so funny too of how hard Madeline threw Mitch under the bus.
14:46Well I knew we were, as soon as we walked in I was like we have no reason to be
14:49here other than to investigate this guy.
14:51I have no idea what to say to him.
14:53And so once it went wrong it was nice to just be like, let's put our cards on the table.
14:59Put our cards on the table here.
15:00Well it seems to be, again, it seems to be a chiller.
15:03Yeah.
15:03And was like, I'm happy to go rock climbing with you guys, let's go talk to Maya.
15:08Very cool.
15:09So when we come back for our next episode, you guys have set up, Bat Child swerved on the Douglases
15:17at the last minute.
15:18Oh thank god.
15:19I was just, I feel like now that I had one good thing with Herb, now I'm scared to break
15:23it.
15:25I'm scared that these little fuckers.
15:27These little fuckers.
15:28These little fuckers.
15:30These little fuckers.
15:30Nothing.
15:31What you have with Herb is bigger than dice.
15:33Yeah.
15:34But now you've got this jack of the, whatever the jack of the pines thing is, and Koshay's on his
15:38way.
15:39Yeah it seems like there was an insanely delicate balance, keeping all powers from rotting off.
15:45Also you said there's wealth.
15:46And we're slowly taking off all the safeties.
15:48It's like those pick up sticks.
15:49Pick up sticks.
15:50It's like, okay remove that stick, remove that stick, but it seemed that the equilibrium the town was in was
15:55basically manifesting on, you've got this guy who's a werewolf, you've got someone else in the town who's a mage.
15:59But it wasn't an equilibrium though, right?
16:01No, no, it was keeping two nasty ass families fully in power, so it's gonna be okay, but I think
16:07it will be dysregulated for a second.
16:10Yeah, yeah, yeah.
16:12Hell yeah.
16:13Very, very exciting guy.
16:18Very, very exciting.
16:19Lose most sexual end to the Adventure Party.
16:22No, no, no, no, no.
16:22Do you want to have a most sexual episode?
16:24Do you want to have a little sexual moment?
16:25They will support that episode.
16:27Come on.
16:27Oh shit!
16:29That's the reason he's on the Adventure Party!
16:30It's too sexy!
16:33The Chemicals Between Us is the fifth most.
16:36Cut!
16:36It's the fifth best song.
16:38My god, that tongue.
16:40It was mostly catching on the shirt.
16:42I've never seen anything so sexual at all my life.
16:45And now the Angry Birds.
16:46No!
16:46I've never seen anything at all my life.
16:48It's really interesting.
16:49It sucks.
16:49It's a great guy.