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00:34Hello and welcome to Taskmaster, five comedy show ponies put through their paces at the Gymkhana of laughs, the Grand
00:43National of juggles, the dressage of mirth. Who will get off to a good start on firm ground today? Who
00:49will refuse at the first jump? And who, God forbid, will have to be humanely destroyed?
00:54Let's find out now. Please welcome Amy Gladhill, Armando Iannucci, Joanna Page, Joel Domit and Kamel Nanjani.
01:09CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
01:12And next to me, a man who is surprising in so, so many ways. He loves to paint, for example.
01:18He's a keen bird watcher and he has a tattoo on his lower back that simply reads, Free Britney.
01:25LAUGHTER
01:29Little Alex Hall
01:31I just think it's about time. Get a hat.
01:35How are you going to irritate me in the first two minutes of this show?
01:38I'm not going to irritate you, I've got something that I'm going to show you that you're going to love.
01:42Cos I got my very first smartphone.
01:47You want to see it?
01:48Yeah.
01:49It's a smartphone.
01:51It's a smart...
01:52Look, there's a little face.
01:54Smartphone, he's all dressed up smart.
01:56Right.
01:58Thought you'd like that.
01:59I mean, I think two things. I'm irritated because that will be the end of the joke.
02:02There'll be no...
02:03Right?
02:03Well, you think there should be more?
02:04Is there a follow-up?
02:05I knew you were going to say that.
02:07Don't tell.
02:07Make sure you think of a follow-up to the really funny smartphone.
02:10Yeah, no.
02:13I sort of think there's something in that.
02:14I think sort of moronic teenagers would buy that, wouldn't they?
02:17Well, I've got three, so yeah, maybe I'll ask them when we get home.
02:19Put the face up again?
02:20It's my face.
02:21Whee!
02:23Nice.
02:24Can we copyright that live on air?
02:27That's a thing, isn't it?
02:29Copyright.
02:30Copyright!
02:31On with the prize task.
02:33What have they brought in this time?
02:34Well, Greg, we've still got loads of good ideas for prize task categories,
02:37but this week they've brought in the most fun thing to drag behind you
02:41on a piece of string when you go for a walk.
02:44They'll all drag string behind us when we go for a walk,
02:46but what's the most fun thing to be on that string?
02:49Well, the owner of the thing judged to be most fun
02:51will be given five points by you, Greg, and also, this is important...
02:55No, actually, I'm done.
02:56Thank you.
02:57That was it.
02:59It's been quite funny today.
03:02Hello, Kamal.
03:03Greg, I'm a 47-year-old man, Greg.
03:06Yeah.
03:06And to me, nothing is more fun than going to bed at a reasonable hour.
03:12So what I would love to drag behind me on a piece of string is an
03:15early-to-bed kit.
03:17Let's look at it.
03:18OK.
03:20It's a clock without an alarm set, melatonin, sleep mask and a diary
03:26with one plan that they cancelled on me on.
03:31Oh, I'm getting hard just thinking about it.
03:35This is one sweet bit of kit.
03:38You and I should hang out more often.
03:40In one giant bed.
03:43Biscuits.
03:445pm dinner and then to bed.
03:46Joel, what's your fun thing to drag around on a bit of string?
03:49A parachute attached to your hip, right?
03:54Here is a video of me dragging such a thing behind me.
04:05You might have noticed, the sort of eagle-eyed amongst you,
04:08that there was some writing on that parachute.
04:10Prepare yourself, Greg.
04:11You're going to absolutely love this.
04:12Here we go.
04:13Shoot from the hip.
04:14It's a play on words.
04:15It's a play on...
04:15Don't like play on words.
04:17I know you don't.
04:18Don't like it.
04:19I know you don't.
04:20I was really...
04:21It's not clever.
04:21Puns aren't clever.
04:24Not a fan of a masked singer, I assume.
04:28I have not missed an episode.
04:31I can't mind the play on words.
04:33I love you having a parachute because you're far too healthy
04:37and fit and bouncy and happy.
04:39and I like the idea of you being slowed down occasionally.
04:42It's nice.
04:43Amy, you're next.
04:44What have you brought in?
04:45Well, I brought a projector on wheels projecting a fun video.
04:53And it is a fun video.
04:57I shall be the judge of that.
04:59LAUGHTER
05:00This is what Amy brought in.
05:03LAUGHTER
05:06LAUGHTER
05:09LAUGHTER
05:09LAUGHTER
05:11That's just constantly playing,
05:13you need to charge the battery for 50 minutes
05:14and it will play that for an hour.
05:15LAUGHTER
05:18It's, er...
05:20I sort of think a phenomena of some kind.
05:24LAUGHTER
05:24That it's only the long breast I can concentrate on.
05:28I thought, what's fun?
05:32So you started with a blank canvas.
05:35Well, that blanched your paper.
05:36What's in life, what's fun?
05:38Circled it.
05:39Yeah.
05:39And then put a little circle in the middle of that circle.
05:42LAUGHTER
05:43And an even smaller one.
05:45LAUGHTER
05:45And then wrote fun bags.
05:48Yeah.
05:49Fun bags.
05:50Fun bags.
05:50Literally fun.
05:52One of those bags isn't fun.
05:53LAUGHTER
05:54Joanna.
05:55I have brought a hip flask in the shape of a fish,
06:00full of sherry.
06:02Yes.
06:02Ooh.
06:02Thank you.
06:04LAUGHTER
06:04At last.
06:05Sensible voice.
06:07Now, my love of sherry started when I was about seven.
06:12LAUGHTER
06:15So I lost my appetite after chicken pox.
06:18My nan, who was a matron in a hospital, told my mum the best way
06:22to get my appetite back was to give me sherry.
06:24It's funny how medical standards have changed over the years.
06:27LAUGHTER
06:28My love of sherry started then.
06:29It then continued when we got our first dog, a spaniel.
06:33Oh, no.
06:33Hang on.
06:34LAUGHTER
06:36You weren't eight when you got the dog, were you?
06:38No, I was about eight.
06:39We're not going year by year.
06:41LAUGHTER
06:42We used to take our dog for a walk down Park Mill,
06:45which was this lovely place in the woods,
06:47but there was a pub and then a big car park,
06:50and then you'd walk out the back and there'd be the woods.
06:52My dad would get the dog out and then they'd go into the pub,
06:55get me a glass of sherry, and I'd have my glass of sherry,
06:58and then we'd go for our walk.
07:00And so that is why I think everything in life is better
07:03with a glass of sherry.
07:05So if I'm going for a walk, I would have a hip flask full of sherry.
07:10It's funny, isn't it?
07:11Not only have I had time to write down Joanna one point, I've...
07:15LAUGHTER
07:16I've drawn two flowers either side.
07:18Oh, lovely.
07:19Armando.
07:20Right, fun.
07:21I thought, a person who you'd be surprised to meet,
07:26but then when you saw her you'd say, oh, yeah, that is fun,
07:28which is Lorraine Kelly.
07:29And I thought I could drag her on an improvised trolley.
07:33OK.
07:34Which is what I've done.
07:35Yes.
07:36No!
07:37LAUGHTER
07:44The winner of the episode gets this cardboard cutout
07:48of Lorraine Kelly on a trolley.
07:50I don't know who that is.
07:52How dare you.
07:53That's like me asking you who Thomas Jefferson is.
07:56Lorraine Kelly drew up our constitution 200...
08:00LAUGHTER
08:04..and every morning defends her on air.
08:07LAUGHTER
08:08I really liked all of those and it feels very mean to give Joanna one point,
08:12but there we are.
08:15LAUGHTER
08:15One point to Joanna.
08:16If you hadn't stuck the pun on it, it'd have been right up there.
08:18Two points to Joel, OK.
08:20Honestly, I think you'd be at the top of the pile if it wasn't for the long breast.
08:23Oh!
08:24Just three points.
08:26OK.
08:26A man after my own heart.
08:28Four points.
08:29But how can I beat...
08:30How can anyone beat Lorraine Kelly being dragged on a trolley?
08:33Of course, five points.
08:34APPLAUSE
08:38What's up first, please, Alex?
08:41Well, we have an instruction-heavy task that will give everyone a brand new earworm.
08:47Hmm?
08:56You must now sing these words with me.
09:00Hello!
09:00Hello!
09:01Are you OK?
09:02Have a seat.
09:04OK.
09:07How are you?
09:08I'm good. Are you comfortable?
09:09Yeah, you're loud.
09:13Oh.
09:14Hello.
09:17OK.
09:18Before you open that...
09:19Yeah?
09:22SCREAMING
09:23SCREAMING
09:26Oh, Jesus.
09:27Oh, Jesus.
09:28Oh, Jesus.
09:32SCREAMING
09:32SCREAMING
09:40It would be better if the wind was going in a different direction.
09:44They're biodegradable, Joel.
09:45I'm glad you clarified that.
09:46Oh, my God.
09:47I wish I'd put those on first.
09:50I bet it's going to say,
09:51time started when the competitive animal goes off.
09:54I've seen this show.
09:57Nice to see you.
09:58Nice to see you.
09:58It's a lovely day for tasking.
10:01SCREAMING
10:01Put on the headphones, obey the instructions and build the tower.
10:05When you think you have built the correct tower,
10:07you must clap three times.
10:10Fastest correct tower wins.
10:13Your time started when you first blinked.
10:16Yeah, you did blink when the confetti went off.
10:18Oh, well, because you...
10:19Yeah.
10:20But...
10:20Yeah.
10:21I've seen this show.
10:23APPLAUSE
10:25..by grown adults who react to a confetti cannon going off
10:29in the way that normal people would react to being attacked
10:31by a tiger have to build a tower.
10:35Yes, they do.
10:36Shall we, then?
10:36We shall.
10:37And first up, it's the Edinburgh Comedy Award-winning stand-up,
10:40Amy Gledhill, and also Joel Dominick.
10:43LAUGHTER
10:47At the bottom of the tower, there is a red brick.
10:51At the top of the tower, there is a blue brick.
10:54On top of the bottom red brick, there is a yellow brick.
10:57You must hold up two green bricks within the next two seconds,
11:01otherwise Alex will dismantle your tower.
11:03Lovely.
11:04You must now sing blue, green, yellow, green, yellow.
11:08Your turn.
11:09Blue, green, yellow, green, yellow.
11:12Now, wink at the camera.
11:15Above the lowest yellow brick, there is a yellow brick.
11:18Above that yellow brick, there are two more bricks.
11:21Then a yellow brick.
11:22You must hold up a blue brick in your left hand
11:25and a red in your right hand in the next two seconds,
11:28otherwise Alex will dismantle your tower.
11:30Very nice.
11:31You've got some confetti in your hair.
11:32OK.
11:33You must now sing these words.
11:35Blue, red, yellow, yellow, red.
11:37Blue, red.
11:38Blue, red.
11:38Yellow, red, red.
11:40Oh.
11:41You can do better than that.
11:41Close.
11:42From the bottom, it goes red, something, something, red,
11:46something, something, green, something, something, blue.
11:49The bottom brick should be red.
11:51Yes.
11:51Now, wink at the camera.
11:54Wink at the camera.
11:56Now, wink at the camera.
11:58Now, wink at the camera.
11:59Ah!
12:01Blue, red, yellow, yellow, red.
12:04That bit's right.
12:04The bottom brick is red.
12:06Yes, I know that.
12:07Blue, green, yellow, green, yellow.
12:09Is that a clue?
12:10Now, wave to the camera holding a red brick in your right hand
12:13and a blue brick in your left hand.
12:15Otherwise, Alex will dismantle your tower.
12:17Oh, what was that?
12:18Oh, fuck!
12:19I forgot which way around it was.
12:22No, please don't do it!
12:24You didn't wave to the camera at all.
12:26You didn't wave to the camera.
12:27Let's start again.
12:29Blue, green, yellow, green, yellow, yellow.
12:32Yes.
12:32Blue, red, yellow, yellow, red.
12:34Yeah.
12:36Now, wave to the camera holding a red brick and a blue brick
12:39within the next two seconds.
12:40Ah!
12:41Otherwise, Alex will dismantle your tower.
12:42I didn't tell you!
12:43I didn't tell you what it said!
12:44No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
12:46I have to dismantle your tower.
12:49Blue, green, yellow, green, yellow.
12:52Yellow, red, yellow, yellow, blue.
12:57Oh, fuck the clock!
13:00You may remove your headphones.
13:01Is it right?
13:02Looks right to me.
13:05Fuck!
13:06You're annoying!
13:15Amy, I've got a question for you.
13:17Yeah?
13:17Have you ever winked before?
13:23I can't do it without opening my mouth
13:26and sort of doing this horrible thing around to him.
13:29Can we have a look at Amy's wink?
13:30Oh, no!
13:31OK, here's her wink.
13:36Were you annoyed at any point?
13:39Erm, yeah, I was.
13:40You were very sad when you grabbed them like a child.
13:43When you grabbed the tower.
13:44Wow, I've never hugged a brick before.
13:46You've never...
13:46You said you've never held a brick before.
13:48That was the first time that I felt like I'd done manual labour.
13:52LAUGHTER
13:55The times are not that bad.
13:56Joel, 11 minutes 44.
13:57And Amy, 9 minutes 53.
13:59In the lead at the moment.
14:00Well done.
14:01Very good.
14:01Not bad.
14:04Shut up!
14:05It's the end of part one.
14:06You think of what you're talking?
14:07Shut up!
14:08LAUGHTER
14:16APPLAUSE
14:20Welcome back to Taskmaster, where Alex is tormenting our cast
14:24with his horrible whiny voice.
14:26Red, green, yellow, green, yellow.
14:29So, yes, they just have to follow my simple instructions
14:31to stack the coloured bricks in the correct order.
14:34When happy with their order, they need to clap three times
14:37to end the task.
14:38I can't stress enough how important that bit is.
14:41And so comes the turn of two guys with very manly names.
14:45It's Armando and Kumail.
14:47Hunky.
14:51At the bottom of the tower, there is a red brick.
14:55At the top of the tower, there is a blue brick.
14:58Blue is the top.
14:59You must now sing these words with me.
15:02Blue, green, yellow, green, yellow.
15:05Blue, green, yellow, yellow.
15:09Your turn.
15:09The bottom brick is red.
15:11Remember?
15:12Yes.
15:12And the top one is blue.
15:14OK.
15:14Now, wink at the camera.
15:16Blue, red, yellow, yellow, red.
15:18Lovely.
15:19This is like Guantanamo Bay.
15:22From the bottom, it goes red, something, something,
15:25red, something, something, green, something, something,
15:28blue.
15:29Oh, my God!
15:31Blue, green, yellow, green, yellow.
15:42Blue, red, yellow, yellow, red.
15:44Blue, red, yellow, yellow, red.
15:47When you think you have built the correct tower,
15:49you must clap three times.
15:53Blue, red, yellow, yellow, red.
15:56The even bricks are yellow, red, yellow, yellow, blue.
16:00Yellow, red, yellow, yellow, blue.
16:05When you think you have built the correct tower,
16:08you must clap three times.
16:10Blue, red, yellow, yellow, fucking red.
16:13Oh, oh, blue, green, yellow, green, yellow.
16:16It is up.
16:17Have you nearly finished?
16:18Pardon?
16:19Have you nearly finished?
16:20I don't know!
16:23Thanks, Kimmel.
16:24How's it going?
16:25I mean, I'm miserable.
16:27You must clap three times.
16:30Blue, green, yellow, green, yellow.
16:33Your turn.
16:34Blue, green, yellow, green, yellow.
16:37Now, wink at the camera.
16:38Oh, stop the clock.
16:39Oh, my God!
16:40I forgot you could clap!
16:45Now, stop the clock, Commander.
16:47I forgot I could stop it at any time.
16:49I thought I had to listen to all of this.
16:51Yeah, I enjoyed that.
16:52Mm.
16:52I'm glad you enjoyed it.
16:55You finished it half your time ago.
16:57So, I did this for twice as long as I needed to?
17:01Exactly that, yeah.
17:07I mean, absolutely textbook, apart from forgetting the three claps.
17:12Your wink was incredible.
17:14Oh, my God!
17:15Oh, my God!
17:16One of the loveliest winks I've ever seen.
17:18Yeah.
17:18Well, when I was very young, my dad told me you should be able to wink so that only the
17:22person you're winking at knows you're winking.
17:25Wow.
17:25Which is why...
17:26What a creepy bit of advice.
17:29LAUGHTER
17:32Now...
17:33Yes.
17:34Do you have a good time doing that?
17:35Uh, one part of my brain, I was enjoying myself, and another part, I was thinking, why?
17:41Yeah.
17:42Oh, I mean, just reordering coloured bricks, she started weirdly coughing.
17:47I don't know why I was coughing.
17:48I thought, maybe it's because I saw that thing about how it helped someone and who wants to be a
17:52millionaire.
17:54LAUGHTER
17:55I just went, argh!
17:57It was sort of...
18:00I don't take this the wrong way, it sort of felt like we were watching someone playing a game in
18:04an old people's home.
18:05Yeah.
18:06LAUGHTER
18:07I think I have taken it the wrong way.
18:11LAUGHTER
18:12There'll be some tones.
18:14Yeah.
18:14Well, I mean, obviously, Kamal would have been the fastest so far by quite a long way.
18:18Really?
18:19Had he clapped when he was told to clap.
18:20Aww.
18:21But 12 minutes 06.
18:23Literally couldn't be closer to Armando's, cos he was 12 minutes 30.
18:26Oh!
18:27Couldn't be closer.
18:28Who's next?
18:28Finally, it's time to see Joanna Page stacking it.
18:33I'm on.
18:36OK, that's for the top.
18:39Blue, red, yellow, yellow, red.
18:43What the hell is that?
18:44It's green.
18:46Then a yellow brick.
18:48Then another brick.
18:49The top is blue, so that must be green.
18:52This is...
18:53It's not right.
18:54It's not right.
18:54Is there anything else that's gonna show me?
18:59Wah!
19:00There!
19:01That's where it is.
19:02Right.
19:04Right.
19:06Right.
19:07OK.
19:07Right.
19:08I've stopped the clock.
19:10I mean, I genuinely probably would have kept going all day.
19:13Yep.
19:14I think so.
19:14You were nowhere near getting it right.
19:25Well done.
19:27Well done.
19:27Well, I didn't trust you.
19:28I knew something was up.
19:29And also, I just couldn't follow the song.
19:31She was getting nowhere near.
19:32It was just like...
19:32Yeah.
19:32Yeah.
19:33It took her 8 minutes 50.
19:35Oh!
19:36If we went by who did the tower first, I would have had the shortest time.
19:40Hugh GF, you did it the best and the second one.
19:42It's life there, innit?
19:43If I hadn't consistently eaten pies my whole life, I'd be able to run.
19:51Well, unfortunately, Amanda, you're last with one point.
19:54Kamel, you get two points because you were so slow in the end.
19:57Don't.
19:59Joel was third, three points, four points to Amy.
20:01But Joanna Page gets the full five points.
20:06Feels like it's scoreboard time, is it?
20:08It is.
20:09And it's so close at this stage.
20:11Armando, Joanna and Kamel in joint second on six points.
20:14Amy's in the lead with seven points.
20:16Hooray!
20:20Give me more task.
20:22Yes, and just like our relationship,
20:24this task involves an equal amount of hugging and grunting.
20:27Mmm.
20:39Oh, look, right, here's the donkey.
20:42Oh, my God, he's got plasters on his bum.
20:44Hello, Joel.
20:46Hello, Amy.
20:47Hey.
20:47Hello, Camel.
20:48Please don't touch that or look underneath it.
20:49Sorry?
20:50Shall we...
20:51Yes.
20:52Let's have a look.
20:53Paint the best painting of the painting.
20:57While hugging.
20:58Right.
20:58Oh, that must be the painting.
21:00Excellent.
21:00One person must always look at the original painting
21:03and hug the other two people with both arms.
21:08The other two people must always look at the new painting.
21:12The hugger may only grunt.
21:15Did you write this?
21:16The painter may ask questions for one minute.
21:20Then for the rest of the task, they may only say colours, shapes or directions.
21:26Colours.
21:27Colours.
21:27Shapes or directions.
21:28Ten minutes.
21:29Your time starts on the whistle.
21:32I can't draw for toffee.
21:34I don't mind.
21:35Do you want to have a go?
21:36OK, I'll paint, yeah.
21:37OK.
21:37I kind of want to paint.
21:38You want to paint?
21:39You want to paint?
21:39All right.
21:40I might actually put my hands under there.
21:43Yeah.
21:43I'm going to get a paper in each hand.
21:46OK.
21:47OK.
21:48Are you looking at the painting?
21:49Oh!
21:53I had no idea, on top of all your many talents, that you could do impressions.
22:00Who's that?
22:01Oh, well, you don't know your own impression.
22:04Let's see it again.
22:06Oh!
22:07Painting, I am!
22:11Let's see them do some painting.
22:13Yes, here they all are, painting and grunting and holding each other tightly.
22:19Is it a human?
22:20Uh-huh.
22:21It's a human.
22:22Is it the Prime Minister?
22:24Uh-uh.
22:25Is it an animal?
22:26Uh-huh.
22:27Yes, it's an animal.
22:28Is it a horse?
22:29Is it a donkey?
22:30Is it a donkey?
22:31Huh?
22:31Is it a donkey?
22:32No, a horse.
22:34Is it a man?
22:36Is it just his head or is it all in his body?
22:38Uh-uh.
22:39Uh-uh.
22:40It's a...
22:40It's a...
22:41It's on a horse.
22:42He's on a horse.
22:43Is that grunting?
22:44Yeah, yeah.
22:45He's on a horse.
22:46Uh-huh.
22:47Is a horse with a jockey?
22:48Is it Putin?
22:50Uh-uh.
22:50OK.
22:55Is the horse brown?
22:57I'm going to start on a brown horse.
22:58Is there anything?
22:59No.
23:00Oh.
23:01Colors, shapes and directions, please.
23:03Is it blue?
23:04Is it red?
23:05Is it red?
23:05Is it yellow?
23:06Is it yellow?
23:07Orange?
23:08Uh-uh.
23:09Skin color, white?
23:11Oh.
23:11Skin color?
23:12Is that his shape?
23:15Colors, shapes and directions, Joanna.
23:17Colors, shapes and directions, Joanna.
23:17Running!
23:18No.
23:21vain systems are black?
23:22Any squares.
23:23Uh-uh.
23:23Square!
23:24Uh-uh.
23:25Any circles?
23:26Circles.
23:27Any triangles?
23:28Triangle!
23:29Diamonds.
23:30Oh-uh.
23:33What other shapes are there?
23:35Rhombus!
23:37Biger.
23:38In the sky.
23:40Green?
23:41I've done quite a lot of green.
23:56Sous-titrage Société Radio-Canada
24:15APPLAUSE
24:17You did some interesting grunting, Amanda.
24:19I've never heard anyone grunt, he's on a horse.
24:23LAUGHTER
24:23Yeah, there was a bit of flexibility on the rules.
24:25They also said leg as a shape, and I guess a leg is a shape.
24:29Well, no, it isn't. Is it not?
24:30No, it isn't a shape.
24:32Is it not? No!
24:34If someone told you to draw a leg shape, you'd know exactly what to draw.
24:38That's true.
24:40Very clever.
24:40LAUGHTER
24:42We'll see their paintings after you have watched some adverts
24:46and Alex has flossed me.
24:49Bring forth the Gooch floss!
24:52LAUGHTER
25:02Welcome back to Taskmaster and an intimate team task involving painting and grunting.
25:08Oh, yes.
25:08One person from each team could look at the original painting while the painters held them and ask questions.
25:13The answers could, of course, only come in the form of grunts or, in Armando's case, quite a lot of
25:17words.
25:19Let's see the team of three's picture, first of all.
25:22This is what Joel, Amy and Kamel came up with.
25:31Who used to say that Freddie Mercury didn't ride horses?
25:35LAUGHTER
25:36We don't know. R.I.P.
25:38Look at all those beautiful leg shapes.
25:40Yeah.
25:41And look at the direction of the horse as we compare the two.
25:44Yeah.
25:45Oh.
25:46The only thing that's let it down. It's pretty good.
25:48Yeah. It's pretty good. Quite a coquettish back leg from their horse.
25:53LAUGHTER
25:55May I?
25:58You might not think it's quite as good when you see what the team of two managed to come up
26:01with.
26:01Let's go. Ready? They did this.
26:05LAUGHTER
26:08APPLAUSE
26:15That was with Armando saying full word. Yeah.
26:19LAUGHTER
26:19I think I made the mistake by facing the man forward,
26:23cos that's what Putin does in the photo I've seen of him.
26:27So, the man's forward, but the horse is sideways.
26:31What is the horse?
26:32It's got here. Where's the horse?
26:34His ears are down this way. A leg.
26:36The way that's the horse is if it was painted seconds after it was hit by a bazooka.
26:41LAUGHTER
26:43I haven't said this in 20 series,
26:45but I sort of think you should be removed from the show.
26:48LAUGHTER
26:51Let's have a look at all three.
26:52OK, all three, and then some points, please, Greg.
26:55It says something when...
26:57..when that painting of Freddie Mercury on...
27:00..sitting on the back of an anteater is by far the best picture.
27:04LAUGHTER
27:05So, is that five points for the team of three?
27:07Of course! Right.
27:08Of course.
27:09And now it's...
27:11..how low do we go, I suppose.
27:13LAUGHTER
27:14So, I was going to give you two points.
27:16You do need to be penalised for Armando's flagrant cheating,
27:19so you'll have one point and you'll thank me for it.
27:22LAUGHTER
27:22It's one for the team of two, it's five for the team of three.
27:25APPLAUSE
27:28Let's get on with the next task, please.
27:30OK, and Taskmaster gets all classy now
27:33as this task involves ascension via a gilded royal staircase
27:37upon which there are boobs.
27:40MUSIC
27:52Alex?
27:54Kamal?
27:55LAUGHTER
27:57Ah.
27:59Ooh!
28:01GASP
28:03Have you seen it?
28:05Have I seen one?
28:06This.
28:08This.
28:08Like the echo.
28:09Me too.
28:10How are you?
28:12Good.
28:15There's so many boobs.
28:18Greg did the high ones.
28:20LAUGHTER
28:22It's the alphabet.
28:24Nothing gets by me.
28:26Get to the top of the staircase.
28:28You must take one step at a time.
28:32On each step, you must discard a letter
28:35and say at least one word.
28:38You must not use a word...
28:41I'd love to start it again
28:42because I'm not listening to what I'm saying.
28:44LAUGHTER
28:44Get to the top of the staircase.
28:47Get to the top of the staircase.
28:50Get to the top of the staircase.
28:51Feels like a bit of me, this.
28:52You must take one step at a time.
28:54On each step, you must discard a letter
28:57and say at least one word.
29:00You must not use a word containing a letter
29:03you have discarded.
29:05And you must not repeat any words at any point.
29:08Nah, that's not a bit of me, this.
29:09Really not a bit of me.
29:11You must not repeat any words at any point.
29:14Otherwise, you must start again.
29:16Highest step reached wins.
29:18You have ten minutes.
29:20Your time starts on the whistle.
29:23Do you understand?
29:24It's very kind of sending.
29:27Yes, I understand.
29:29It's pretty simple.
29:31All the information's on the task.
29:33If you want to put on the alphabet gauntlet.
29:36Uh...
29:38Look at this.
29:40This is going to go badly.
29:42There are 25 steps.
29:45Are there 25 letters in the alphabet?
29:48There are, aren't there? Are there?
29:50Roughly.
29:55APPLAUSE
29:56So, early on, you said,
29:57Oh, this is a bit of me, this is.
29:59Mm-hm.
30:00Right?
30:00And then, later, you went,
30:01Oh, actually, this is not a bit of me.
30:03What happened to change your mind that this was a bit of you?
30:06I realised that when I said,
30:07Oh, this is a bit of me.
30:08Yeah.
30:10Uh...
30:10It was just steps.
30:12Right.
30:12LAUGHTER
30:13That's what I'm between.
30:16So...
30:17So, the thing that's a bit of you is walking up steps.
30:20Yeah.
30:21And I'm always interested in digging into an actor's method.
30:25Your method is to say the words, but not think about them.
30:30LAUGHTER
30:33Yes!
30:34What?
30:36LAUGHTER
30:36Yes.
30:38Right, who are we going to see first?
30:40First up, it's Ian, Dom and Paige.
30:42That's Iannucci, Domit and Joanna Page.
30:53Hi.
30:54Hi.
30:54Just say the letter and then the word.
30:56That'll be great.
30:57Hi.
30:58Hi.
30:58Yep.
30:59Hi.
31:00OK.
31:00You've now said, yeah, as well.
31:01So, just, let's not say yes again, please.
31:05I'm discarding the letter X.
31:09Fruit.
31:10I'm discarding the letter Z.
31:14Dramatary.
31:15Dramatary.
31:17G.
31:18Hamster.
31:19N.
31:20Mouse.
31:21T.
31:22Buzzard.
31:24Back.
31:25What's the letter?
31:26T.
31:27T.
31:27Back.
31:27OK.
31:28What's the letter?
31:29S.
31:29Mm-hmm.
31:32O.
31:33What's the letter?
31:34R.
31:34Yep.
31:35K.
31:36K.
31:37Pool.
31:37Y.
31:382J.
31:39Pool.
31:39P-O-O-L.
31:41S.
31:42Helicopter.
31:43Yeah, you've got a T in helicopter, unfortunately.
31:45Yes, but you can't use words using any of these letters.
31:49Yeah, it's harder than you thought it was.
31:52Same.
31:54Pardon?
31:54Same.
31:55Well, I don't think you can say that, really, because what was the one you just put down?
31:58So now you have to put them all off and start again.
32:00I understand it now.
32:01Yep.
32:01Don't say anything else.
32:02I get it.
32:03OK.
32:03We're in.
32:04Yep.
32:04Let's go.
32:05OK.
32:05I'm discarding the letter W.
32:09B.
32:10U.
32:11O.
32:13Lovely.
32:14We're halfway through the alphabet.
32:16Yes.
32:16Well, you can't really say yes.
32:18No.
32:19Because you've got rid of Y.
32:21Sorry about that.
32:22Can I ask a question?
32:23Do I have to say I'm discarding the letter?
32:25I don't know why you're doing that.
32:27I thought you said...
32:28Well, this changes everything.
32:30G.
32:31House.
32:32B.
32:33New.
32:34S.
32:36Bus.
32:38No, let's start again.
32:40Y.
32:41Low.
32:43X.
32:44Soppy.
32:45Soppy.
32:45You've had Y, though, so start again.
32:48Concrete.
32:48Door.
32:49Light.
32:50Ah.
32:52This is where we got to last time.
32:57Pardon?
32:58Wank.
32:59Pardon?
33:01You're saying wank.
33:02Start again.
33:03W.
33:04W.
33:05W.
33:06W.
33:06W.
33:07W.
33:09W.
33:09W.
33:09W.
33:10W.
33:11W.
33:11W.
33:13W.
33:13W.
33:15W.
33:16W.
33:17W.
33:17W.
33:20W.
33:20W.
33:20W.
33:21W.
33:23W.
33:24W.
33:25W.
33:25W.
33:28W.
33:29Est-ce que c'est avec un I ?
33:30Non.
33:33Est-ce que c'est vrai ?
33:35Oui.
33:38Ah, vous pouvez juste, comme, look at this.
33:43Oui, vous avez seulement 15 secondes maintenant.
33:45Vous pouvez juste look at this et, comme, spell stuff off that.
33:47Vous avez dit deux fois.
33:48Vous avez 10 secondes.
33:51Je vais juste prendre 10 secondes juste pour, comme un moment,
33:54juste enjouer le fait que nous sommes en un beau place.
33:56Oui, oui.
33:56Oui, on a l'air, on a l'air.
34:03Oui, on a l'air.
34:12Oui, on a l'air.
34:13Oui, on a l'air.
34:14Oui, on a l'air.
34:16Oui, on a l'air.
34:16Et là, c'est votre temps.
34:17Je me suis offert un peu de l'air.
34:25Un peu de l'air.
34:27Je n'aurais pas l'air.
34:28Je n'aurais pas l'air.
34:31Je n'ai pas l'air.
34:33Je n'aai pas l'air.
34:39Je n'ai pas l'air.
34:41un homme qui peut dire qu'il ne peut pas dire.
34:44C'est un peu comme ça.
34:48Pourquoi ?
34:54L'aimages ça !
34:58L'aimages ça !
34:58C'est un peu comme ça.
35:01C'est un peu comme ça.
35:02C'est un peu comme ça.
35:02Et vous allez pas...
35:04Pourquoi ?
35:06L'aimages ça.
35:08Vous allez même pas pouvoir faire des choses.
35:09Sous-titrage Société Radio-Canada
35:39Amanda XII, Joel, very pleased with his eight.
35:42I'll take that. I'll take eight.
35:44Yeah, I'll definitely take that.
35:45I just enjoyed the step.
35:48Right, that's the end of part three.
35:50In part four, someone will wear the hip flask,
35:52a parachute, some melatonin,
35:54a video of a lady dancing in the Nud,
35:57and a trolley with Lorraine Kelly in it.
35:59It sounds like one hell of a night out.
36:01Get me in!
36:10Welcome back to the final part of the show
36:13on a task which feels like a sad metaphor for the ageing process.
36:17Yes, I suppose you're right.
36:18They're struggling to get up the stairs,
36:20then forgetting what they're doing and heading back down again.
36:22And they seem to have lost the most basic of vocabulary.
36:25It's a laugh, though, isn't it, Greg? It's a laugh.
36:27Simple rules. Simple rules.
36:29Lose a letter every step.
36:30Don't repeat words or say words that contain the lost letters.
36:33Just two people left to go.
36:34It is Amy and Kamel.
36:39Box.
36:41Put it on the floor.
36:43Wherever you want.
36:45Right, now pick it up and start again.
36:49You've discarded X and then used the word box,
36:51which has an X in it.
36:52I wanted you to do it the other way around, didn't I?
36:55Zed.
36:57Hello.
36:58Hello.
36:59X.
37:00Hi.
37:01Hi.
37:03Box.
37:04No, you said box.
37:04You can't repeat words.
37:08On the step.
37:10No, you've got to be on the step.
37:14You can say X.
37:15That would be helpful.
37:16X.
37:16Great.
37:17And what word are you going to say?
37:19Cheese.
37:23W.
37:24Ice cream.
37:24J.
37:25South.
37:25G.
37:26North.
37:26L.
37:27East.
37:27F.
37:28Bob.
37:28V.
37:30Le.
37:31F.
37:34Chup.
37:35Plum.
37:36Pin.
37:37Sob.
37:38Whale.
37:38Mend.
37:39Hide.
37:41C.
37:43Our.
37:45Our.
37:46H-O-U-R.
37:48H-O-U-R.
37:49H-O-U-R.
37:51H-O-U-R.
37:52H-O-U-R.
38:02H-O-U-R.
38:07RITICNING
38:08TUNDS
38:09H-O-U-RX.
38:10H-O-U-RX.
38:16Sous-titrage Société Radio-Canada
38:46...and say, aye, and internally go, aye, so cool.
38:52I feel like that was the best I ever did on any of the tasks.
38:56Well, you say that, there's a slight... Oh, no, don't do this!
38:59Oh, yes! Yes!
39:01Can I don't what? It's all right.
39:03Hey, hey, hey, hey.
39:05Ten seconds ago, I was saying how cool you were.
39:07Yeah. Can I say something?
39:11Wiggle your boobs.
39:13When...?
39:18The thing was, you ended up with two letters
39:20and Amy ended up with one letter when they got to the top.
39:2425 steps, 26 letters, but you still had two letters.
39:26Imagine if I did better.
39:29LAUGHTER
39:29Nowhere near, John.
39:31Nowhere near.
39:33There's no way wank boy's beaten him.
39:37We love about this episode.
39:39It started with someone struggling with a wink
39:40and ended with someone struggling with a wank.
39:42Yeah!
39:44Right. Isn't it like...?
39:45That's great.
39:47APPLAUSE
39:49Ah, that's...
39:50That's a lovely bit of work.
39:52Well, once you've all gone, we'll re-record that with me, Sagan.
39:57LAUGHTER
39:58Well, we couldn't understand what happened with all the letters,
40:01so have a look at this.
40:03H.
40:04Our.
40:05O-U-R.
40:06S.
40:07Rib.
40:08U.
40:09Was it rib or rip?
40:11Buh.
40:11R-I-B.
40:14U.
40:15U.
40:16U.
40:18ROCK
40:24Thank you.
40:25Thank you, congratulations.
40:26Thank you.
40:27I know the alphabet.
40:30LAUGHTER
40:31You didn't discard the U on a step until you took a second
40:34step with the U, so you took one extra step.
40:37You had already got to 20 at that point.
40:39I just want you to know that I did not cheat on purpose.
40:44C'est un peu d'évoil. Je ne suis pas d'évoil.
40:47C'est ce que Nixon a dit.
40:50Je ne suis pas un cheat.
40:52Donc, points-wise, 8 steps pour Joel, 1 point.
40:55Joana a 11, 2 points, Armando, 12, 3 points.
40:57Kamel, vous avez 20 steps, vous avez 4 points.
40:59Mais le winner, 25 steps, tous les deux, et 5 points, Amy Feltier !
41:03C'est parti !
41:06Nous allons voir les scores, alors.
41:08Oui, je pense que nous pouvons avoir une première fois à la série scoreboard.
41:12An early look at that.
41:13We have three men in their 30s.
41:15Kamel's on 37, Armando, 36, and Joel, 35.
41:18Two women in their 50s.
41:21Wow.
41:22Joana's got 50 and Amy's got 53 at this point.
41:27Yes, and also...
41:32Oh, for God's sake.
41:35Take it out.
41:36Take it out.
41:38Take it out.
41:39Take it out.
41:40Take it out.
41:41Take it out.
41:41Take it out.
41:42It's taking so long today.
41:44Oh!
41:45Just in time.
41:46Just in time.
41:48OK, everyone, please make your way to the stage for the final task of the show!
42:00Hello!
42:02Hello, you delightful cherub.
42:05Hello, Greg.
42:05These are available at just $19.99.
42:08LAUGHTER
42:08Who will be reading the task out?
42:14Armando Iannucci.
42:16The Colonel.
42:18OK, here we go.
42:20Transfer Greg's balls from your bucket to your beaker.
42:25You must wave with one hand at all times and that hand must not touch balls or snooker cues.
42:30Also, your snooker cue must balance with one end touching the table at all times and you can only touch
42:37your snooker cue with your non-waving hand.
42:40For every one of Alex's balls that ends up in your beaker, three of Greg's balls will be subtracted from
42:47your score.
42:48I'm already questioning this as I'm reading it.
42:50You have 100 seconds.
42:52Most Greg's balls wins.
42:54They had to be Greg's balls, did they, for this task?
42:57Everyone likes them.
42:58Really?
42:59Everyone.
43:00You can all grasp your cues now, as Armando is.
43:03OK.
43:04And have one hand ready to wave.
43:06So they must be waving at all times.
43:07Greg, if they don't wave, we need to be on them.
43:09Oh, I'll be on them like a puma.
43:11It's clever and go.
43:12Start waving.
43:13And start transferring balls.
43:16They're off.
43:20Waving.
43:21Wave, Joel.
43:22Waving.
43:23Waving, please, Joel.
43:25Waving, Joel.
43:25Waving.
43:28Waving.
43:30Waving.
43:30Waving.
43:31Oh, no.
43:34Waving, waving.
43:38Waving.
43:40Hello, Camille.
43:44Hello, Amy.
43:49Hello, Amy.
43:51Oh, Armando.
43:54Les balles sont partout, Greg !
43:57Oh, mon Dieu !
43:58OK !
44:0015 secondes left, everyone !
44:078 secondes left !
44:09Wave !
44:10Waving !
44:12Oh !
44:133...
44:142...
44:151...
44:16Stop !
44:21You've got some Alex's.
44:22I've got some Alex's.
44:25Well, Doug, I'm going to have to count out how many Alex's balls there are in there.
44:29Beakers.
44:29Yes.
44:30I'll be honest, halfway through, I forgot which one was supposed to be in there.
44:34Oh, my God.
44:36Which one were we supposed to have in?
44:37Greg. Greg's balls.
44:39Greg, Greg.
44:40Well, it was fun.
44:43Listen, we'll add them up, we'll add it to your final scores.
44:45Come down and join me.
44:49APPLAUSE
44:54Well, well, well.
44:54Well, exactly, I can say that. Well, well, well.
44:56One of balls in tubes, were they the right balls?
44:59Well, interesting. I mean, Amy and Joel both got 11 balls in tubes.
45:05Oh, Joel's like a machine, Joey.
45:07Was like a machine.
45:08But was he like a good machine?
45:11Six of me, five of Greg's, that's a score of minus 13.
45:17Oh, wank.
45:21LAUGHTER
45:22APPLAUSE
45:24Amanda and Joanna both put four of Greg's balls in the bucket correctly.
45:29Kamel put eight balls in, one was an Alex, which means you get a score of five.
45:32You're in second place.
45:33But the winner, five points, 11 of Greg's balls, Amy Bledel again.
45:36What?
45:37Yeah.
45:38Oh, strong.
45:39Wow.
45:42You want to hear the final scores, then?
45:44I want to hear the final scores, then.
45:45In joint fourth, Joanna and Joel with 12 points, but in joint first, by herself,
45:49it's Amy Glenhill with 22 points.
45:51CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
45:53Amy Glenhill wins the episode.
45:56Please head up to go silly with your string, The Pools Thing!
46:01CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
46:04So what have we learnt today?
46:06Well, we've learnt a lot about people.
46:09Some actors don't think about what they're saying, they're just saying the words.
46:12Some people cough in words.
46:14Some people think that skin colour is a shape.
46:17It's been a funny old show.
46:19It started off with someone struggling with a wink.
46:22LAUGHTER
46:24And ended with someone struggling with a wank.
46:30CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
46:45We're off again, but here's your winner, it's Amy Glenhill!
46:56CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
47:03We'll see you tomorrow night.
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47:12Next tonight, it's been described as an instant classic.
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