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Twenty-six years after outrunning a suspiciously familiar masked killer, the Core Four are back in the killer's crosshairs and no horror movie IP is safe.
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00:17Shit.
00:20My god! He stabbed her!
00:24Not her!
00:25My pronouns are they, them.
00:26He stabbed them!
00:29We beg!
00:33There's a serial killer on the loose.
00:35Hello, Tuesday.
00:37I have been preparing for this for years.
00:41Hello, lover.
00:42You look like shit.
00:45Susie?
00:46Should we hug?
00:47I really want to, but I'm a Republican now,
00:50so I'm supposed to be racist.
00:51Oh, girl, I think all white people are racist anyway.
00:54Come here.
00:54Okay.
00:55Oh.
00:59Hey there.
00:59We heard tell of a Halloween party.
01:01We're here to drink, play bad music,
01:03do some half-gay shit.
01:05Why just half-gay?
01:11Sink!
01:16Stop smiling!
01:18No, no, no!
01:20No, no, no, no, no!
01:21One bitch, run!
01:30Mom, Santa gave me a severed arm.
01:34Be sure to thank him.
01:37What the ?
01:38Cause we need a little controversy
01:40Cause it feels so empty without me.
01:43Somebody help!
01:45Help!
01:47Bitch!
01:47We're on break! So you handle yours, I'll be right or here eating my falafel and my pork rinds, bitch!
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