00:03You didn't tell me you were coming.
00:04Hey.
00:05You're set.
00:06Place looks great.
00:08Nate's gonna be here.
00:10So?
00:11I wanted to show my support.
00:12And how hard you've worked for this.
00:14Yeah.
00:15And it's one day.
00:17My day.
00:19Trace.
00:21I'm sorry.
00:26Of course you were gonna make an appearance.
00:29I wouldn't miss it for the world.
00:31How did you get here?
00:32Get to see your car outside.
00:34Carlson get replaced.
00:35Yeah, so can you.
00:36Do you not get it?
00:37Look, your family don't want you.
00:38You mean nothing to us now.
00:44So are we really gonna...
00:54I really hope we can welcome you and more importantly your little angels to Mini Hoppers.
01:02The baby of the Hop family.
01:05APPLAUSE
01:08How's she doing?
01:10Yeah, brilliant.
01:11Children can't bounce off the walls.
01:12If we take away the walls.
01:14No, I really wish I'd come up with that one myself.
01:18OK.
01:19And it's over to you guys.
01:21The floor is open for questions.
01:23But please, go easy on me.
01:25I think this is easy.
01:26How many adults will there be per child?
01:29So we'll be working strictly to government guidelines based on age groups
01:33and we will be recruiting experienced staff accordingly to meet demand.
01:38Sounds amazing.
01:39Erm, how much is it gonna cost?
01:41The pricing categories are all broken down in your leaflet
01:44but I can assure you we are committed to providing value for money at a cost people can afford.
01:51Any more? Don't be shy.
01:53What qualifications and experience do you actually have personally in running a nursery?
01:59If you consult your leaflet it's all there in black and white, everything you need to know about me.
02:03I don't have a leaflet.
02:16What financing model will you be employing to fund the nursery?
02:19Is it just from fees or are you looking for funding from other sources?
02:23And what happens if the money dries up?
02:27I can tell you categorically that the nursery will be self-financing
02:32and we will not be relying on any other sources apart from our initial investors.
02:39Any more for any more?
02:41Oh yeah, here you.
02:42Yes, what are the opening and closing times?
02:45You got it, thank you.
02:46Erm, OK, I think we've pretty much covered everything there.
02:49So, er, if there's nothing else...
02:51Given your past, do you really think you're the right kind of person to be running a nursery?
02:57It's just that I can't see any reference to that past in this leaflet.
03:04Or any pictures.
03:07If there's something you think we should know?
03:10Yeah, there is.
03:11See, here's the thing.
03:12If the owner of this new nursery used to be a sex worker, I'd want to know about it.
03:17I mean, don't you all want to know about it?
03:21Oh my actual God.
03:22Not the kind of woman I'd want anywhere near my kids.
03:26That was a long time ago.
03:28Yeah, but once a prostitute.
03:30I've been vetted.
03:32Well, I'm guessing you didn't share any of that dirty past with them though, did you?
03:37OK, I'm not going to deny it.
03:42A long, long time ago, I did something I'm not proud of.
03:52I, erm...
03:54I took money for sex because I needed that money.
03:59Erm...
04:00Look, there's my past.
04:02And I own it.
04:05But this is my future and I own that too.
04:08So is there a personal hotline on the leaflet for the dads, just in case they get lonely?
04:12Look, no one wants you here, Caleb.
04:14We all have a history.
04:15Fair enough.
04:16But what about the present?
04:18Do you feel like you can trust her now?
04:20I have to tell you, not so long ago, she was in my bed almost every night.
04:24So you should ask her husband if you trust her.
04:26But guys, no, wait!
04:27Look, he's...
04:27He's a jealous, bitter little man who's trying to get back at me!
04:31OK, but I'm a lying.
04:33Hey!
04:34Hey!
04:34Hey!
04:35Oh, shit!
04:38You absolute...
04:39Whoa, whoa, whoa.
04:39Whatever's happened with that has got nothing to do with me, I swear.
04:42So you didn't tip off the police?
04:43If I'd have wanted to have him arrested, I'd have had him arrested last night.
04:46You're lying!
04:48That's what happened with the cars.
04:49I had it coming.
04:51Right, what about me today?
04:53Did I have that coming?
04:55You'd been playing so nice.
04:58The insurance.
05:00Telling me how proud of me you were.
05:03How did I not see through that?
05:09Not with Nate.
05:13I swear to God you take one more step!
05:15I just wanna talk to her.
05:20Oh, here we go, it's the hit squad.
05:22You know, you probably don't wanna hear this, but it wasn't me who tipped the police off.
05:25In fact, I was the one that called to give you an alibi.
05:27You think we're gonna believe that?
05:28Believe you?
05:29No.
05:30Well, I'm not lying.
05:31You don't even know you're doing it, do you?
05:33No, it's alright.
05:34Come on.
05:35You can get out of your system, finally.
05:36Why would he?
05:37He's better than you.
05:38All of us are better than you.
05:40Let's go.
05:44If you want to, what?
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