00:01I thought we were in a church basement, but apparently we were literally in the heart of Jesus.
00:06Oh, yeah.
00:10What's your name?
00:11Hazel.
00:13And what's your full name?
00:15Hazel Grace Lancaster.
00:22What?
00:23I didn't say anything.
00:25Why are you looking at me like that?
00:27Because you're beautiful.
00:29Oh, my God.
00:30I enjoy looking at beautiful people.
00:32See, I decided a while back not to deny myself the simpler pleasures of existence, particularly as you so astutely
00:38pointed out, we're all going to die pretty soon.
00:41Okay, that's great, but I am not beautiful.
00:44Hi, Lisa.
00:46I like it when you say it first.
00:47I like it when you say it first.
00:49Always.
00:51Always?
00:52What's with always?
00:54Always is like the thing, like they'll always love each other and whatnot.
00:58Always?
00:59Always.
00:59They probably texted always to each other like 14 million times this year.
01:06It's got to be hurting her boob.
01:09Let's go watch a movie.
01:11What?
01:12Hmm?
01:12Huh?
01:15Um, I'm free later this week.
01:19We could...
01:20No, I mean now.
01:22You could be an axe murderer.
01:24There's always that possibility.
01:26Come on, Hazel Grace.
01:28Take a risk.
01:29I don't...
01:33Really?
01:34That is disgusting.
01:36What?
01:37What, do you think that that's cool or something?
01:39You just ruined this whole thing.
01:41The whole thing?
01:42Yes, this whole thing.
01:43Oh, man.
01:44Ugh, you were doing really well, too.
01:47God.
01:48There's always a Hamarsha, isn't there?
01:49And yours is, even though you had freaking cancer,
01:52you were willing to give money to a corporation for the chance to acquire even more cancer?
01:56Let me just tell you that not being able to breathe sucks.
01:59It totally sucks.
02:01Oh, Marsha.
02:03It's a fatal flaw.
02:05A fatal...
02:07Hazel Grace, they don't actually hurt you unless you light them.
02:10Hmm?
02:12I never lit one.
02:14It's a metaphor, see?
02:16You put the thing that does the killing right between your teeth,
02:20but you never give it the power to kill you.
02:24A metaphor.
02:30You sweetheart, is it top bottle time?
02:35No.
02:36Uh, I've made plans for the Gustavs Potters.
Comments