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00:06Thank you so much.
02:30In my class, average actually means average.
02:33That is why 70% of you got a C plus or lower.
02:37It's a fucking jock class.
02:39Like, why am I being forced to try?
02:40I probably failed.
02:41Oh, I definitely did.
02:43Do you think we can still drop it, bro?
02:45I can't.
02:46I need this for my major.
02:48Relax.
02:49Sure, your coach will convince Tolbert to get creative with your grading system.
02:54Jocks.
02:55So pretty.
02:57So entitled.
02:58Aren't you above stereotypes?
03:00Babe, I'm trying to be below one of those stereotypes.
03:04Maybe behind.
03:06And none of you star athletes should expect any special treatment.
03:09You knew what your practice schedule looked like before you signed up for this class, Mr. Maxwell.
03:13Hmm, me?
03:14No, I was just curious about extra credit opportunities to, you know, learn more.
03:19You can learn from your next assignment.
03:21Oral presentations.
03:23Okay.
03:24Yeah, definitely dropping it.
03:28Thanks.
03:29Perfect.
03:30Another D.
03:31So, how'd you do?
03:34No, I'm good.
03:35Girl.
03:36Really?
03:37Yeah, I wrote in like an hour or so.
03:42Fucking hell, you aced it?
03:44I knew it.
03:45Show me.
03:46Do you mind?
03:47What?
03:48Only you get to look at things you shouldn't?
03:51Okay.
03:52Now that we got that covered, anybody want to hazard a guess as to what we will be discussing today?
04:02There goes your manic pixie dream boy.
04:03Stop.
04:04Justin Cole's not my anything.
04:06It's not too late.
04:07It's not too late.
04:09You are intolerable.
04:11Did she do it?
04:12Did she talk to Justin Cole?
04:13No, no.
04:13She's too busy pining wistfully from afar.
04:16He has literally no idea who I am, okay?
04:18Am I supposed to just bling myself at him?
04:19Yes.
04:20Hold on.
04:20I've said maybe two words to the guy.
04:22And they weren't even good words.
04:23Anna, you love his music and you've been crushing on him for weeks.
04:26Mona.
04:26Soundchakes at five.
04:27You're on at nine, okay?
04:28Eight words.
04:29Ever.
04:30Hey, Mona.
04:32Who's Mona?
04:33I think you.
04:37I'm not Mona.
04:38It is an M though, right?
04:40Not even close.
04:41What do you want, Garrett Graham?
04:43Pedals to walk on?
04:44Maybe another fancy gym that costs thousands of dollars even though the theater department is literally falling apart.
04:49Hmm.
04:51So, uh, I failed that paper.
04:53Sounds like a lot of people did.
04:55And I was thinking it'd be great if I didn't fail again.
04:59So.
05:01Is there a question in there?
05:02There's a question.
05:03I don't think I heard a question.
05:05No.
05:05You guys are late for a scene study.
05:07All right, go.
05:07I'll see you at dinner.
05:09Bye, Mona.
05:11I need your help.
05:13Wow.
05:14What?
05:15Uh, see, usually with questions, voices kind of go up at the end and your voice didn't do that, so.
05:21Okay.
05:21Could you, pretty pleased with sugar on top, help me study so that I don't fail spectacularly?
05:27Better.
05:28But no.
05:30Come on.
05:31Do me a solid.
05:32I mean, you kind of owe me for that sneak peek.
05:34Okay, that was an honest mistake.
05:36Was it?
05:36I mean, tons of girls would have paid good money for the view you got, so.
05:39Okay, I'm scarred for life.
05:41If anything, you owe me.
05:43Well, I have to ace the oral presentation or I can't play.
05:46Okay, believe it or not, I have my own priorities that have nothing to do with fire hockey.
05:49Find another tutor, dude.
05:56Turns out I'm still 20 when I'm acting middle-aged.
06:01Same old conversation, all this small talk that I hate.
06:05And I never thought I'd say it, but I'm sick of every word.
06:09I need to sweat it out.
06:12I need to have some fun.
06:15Get the cards and the cards and the cards and the cards and the cards and the cards and the
06:18cards and the cards.
06:18Go to the dance and the boys gonna love this.
06:21Picking their lips.
06:22Wishing they had their big boy hands all on my hips.
06:26Everybody's on some drugs.
06:28Everybody wants some love.
06:30I don't want shit.
06:31I don't need to chase that hit.
06:33As long as I got my boys and girls, I'm rich.
06:35Oh, shit.
06:38Oh, shit.
06:48ORCHESTRA PLAYS
07:10Hey, wanted to talk to me?
07:12If this is about being late, I have a new idea for a shortcut.
07:19Oh. Oh, you have your bad news face.
07:24It's your scholarship.
07:26It's not happening this year.
07:28What?
07:29Budget cuts. Don't even get me started.
07:32No, we're three weeks into the semester. How can... No, no, they can't. No.
07:37We'll get you an appointment with the financial aid office.
07:39They can help.
07:40No, they're just going to give me another work-study job.
07:43I can barely do all my schoolwork as it is.
07:46Oh, my God.
07:47Okay, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Don't stop breathing.
07:50You need air to process and live.
07:53Yeah, I also need money.
07:55Is there another scholarship I could apply for?
07:57Another classical composition scholarship?
08:02I could switch concentrations. Performance?
08:05Girl, we both know you're a much stronger composer than clarinetist.
08:09And there's no money in classical.
08:11Well, jazz. Jazz. I could write jazz.
08:14Even less money.
08:16Right?
08:16What do I do?
08:18Let's chat again on Monday after you've had a few days to sit with this.
08:22Hey, Hannah.
08:22Hannah, we're going to get through it, okay?
08:30I could write pop.
08:32First place comes with a scholarship, right?
08:34Right, but...
08:35You just said that I'm a stronger composer than clarinetist moments ago.
08:38And I wrote an outstanding piece on pop harmonies in your music theory class freshman year.
08:44I mean, your word, outstanding.
08:46It's true.
08:46Not many people can write so eloquently about the harmonic vocal identities and the work of One Direction.
08:53Yeah, see? Yeah, I can totally pop.
08:55How hard can it be, really?
08:56Famous last words.
08:58Because the competition, it's pretty steep.
09:00No, I can do this.
09:02I will do this.
09:06Okay.
09:07Bring some ideas into class.
09:09We'll talk.
09:11Okay.
09:22Dean!
09:25Dean!
09:27Where you at?
09:30Dean!
09:31Do not give me the silent treatment.
09:33He's taking the world's longest shower.
09:36Still.
09:36At least the door's shut this time.
09:39Logan!
09:41Drains clogged again.
09:42No shit.
09:43Finish your fucking shower.
09:44I'll come fix it.
09:47Dean!
09:47Come help with the kegs.
09:49Told you.
09:50I'll be right down.
09:51Yeah, but when?
09:55You want me to come down naked, Tucker?
09:58Because I'll do it.
09:59You sure will.
10:00Never mind.
10:01Forget I have.
10:04Maybe Garrett will help.
10:06Where the fuck is Garrett?
10:08Hmm.
10:10Guys?
10:16Hey, what's up, bud?
10:17Hey, what's up, dude?
10:19Garrett!
10:20Hey!
10:23Yo, Garrett!
10:24What's up, bud?
10:25What up?
10:26Can't wait for the easy escape tomorrow.
10:30Ladies?
10:31Hey!
10:31Oh, look at Garrett.
10:33You mean?
10:41It smells good, sir.
10:46Dean?
10:47Dean!
10:48Dude, can't you see I'm cooking, man?
10:50Same, bro.
10:51I just fixed the shower again.
10:54Give you one guess.
10:56Oh, jeez.
10:57Well, that could be anyone.
10:59Fuck, dude.
10:59It's obviously yours, bud.
11:01Don't look at me.
11:02What?
11:02Okay, shower sexist.
11:04What's the next time a drain gets clogged in this house so you can fix it?
11:06Yeah, like Dean's ever snaked a drain.
11:08Have you ever snaked a drain?
11:10I know what snaking a drain is.
11:12I mean, that counts, right?
11:13Hey, what are these dainty fucking sandwiches you're making, Tucker?
11:15It's a house party.
11:16We need dippables.
11:18I'm sorry, did you just...
11:19Yeah, he just said, uh, dippables?
11:22Dippables.
11:22Dippables.
11:23Dippables.
11:24Dippables.
11:25Dippables.
11:25Yeah, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
11:27Walk into that one.
11:28Nothing for you, Logan.
11:29If you're gonna make all my food, but I...
11:30You're beautiful, man.
11:31I look great.
11:32I'll be listening to.
11:39Here we go.
11:43Hey, can you play something from this millennium, please?
11:46This is a classic.
11:54Would not have pegged you for an oldies guy.
11:58Kendall?
12:00Graham?
12:03Brought you a refill?
12:05One's my max.
12:07Night before game.
12:09I'm so strict.
12:10Are you also strict about non-alcoholic kinds of fun?
12:17Like what?
12:18All we're talking about.
12:28I'm so into you.
12:31I can barely believe.
12:34All I wanna do is to fall in need.
12:40Close ain't close enough to cross the line.
12:47so for your pop showcase tour de force are we feeling folklore vibes or mayhem i don't know
12:53i feel like i'm more of a taylor than a gopro you haven't fallen in love enough times to be
12:58a taylor
12:59yes i have with who
13:03okay fine exactly you never have crushes the fact that you are down bad for justin pole
13:09is totally a sign that he's special so be a taylor and do something about it
13:24okay have you seen him he's so much easier to look at than talk to
13:28fine just because he can play the guitar and has tiny tattoos doesn't make him some
13:33untouchable rock god what are you afraid of
13:38i don't know okay maybe i talk to him and his accent makes me melt
13:44and it goes terribly or he's just not interested and then i i never feel this way about anyone ever
13:50again or maybe
13:55or maybe
13:59i'm not you ali i can't just find a husband day one of college
14:04i can't talk to a guy like it's no big deal i walked in on garrett graham in the shower
14:09and i
14:09fell over a laundry cart you did what i don't want to talk about it you saw garrett graham naked
14:15what did he look like he looks naked and then i fell which is my point i i can't do
14:22this
14:23okay i have an idea literally everyone's going to block party tomorrow including justin probably
14:28when's an easier time to talk to a guy than a party well i i don't like parties but you
14:33love music
14:34no i need to work on my showcase song that's an excuse and you know it no it's not i
14:40want to
14:40present a demo in my class next week it's a poland all-nighter i think i'm spending the night
14:44at sean's anyway you'll have the place to yourself oh but no hannah i'm not letting you
14:48off the hook this time if you want to be a taylor you have to take a rest
14:52i want you like the pills behind the counter i want you so bad my fingers shook with it
15:16and we could have all of the money in the world but all the money in the world couldn't buy
15:21us this
15:23hey somebody else
15:27so
15:48somebody would
15:50You're somebody to me
15:54Not just a body, you're somebody
15:56Would a body want your body on me
16:00Not just a body, you're somebody
16:02Not just a body, you're somebody
16:03Not just a body, you're somebody
16:08Would a body, want your body on me
16:12Feels that I'm thinking it might take you by surprise
16:15My box is short, so scary
16:18I'm gonna change my hair, you change your clothes
16:21My cheap tattoos, they feel like home
16:24People talk, but I don't care
16:28Saving you or your thing is through my head
16:31People talk, I know they do
16:34Let's let them talk about me
16:36Not just a body, not a body
16:42You're somebody to me
17:05I've missed you
17:13I've missed you
17:14They practice
17:15Yeah, no, it's not a judgment
17:18I just missed you
17:27Did you miss me?
17:30Um
17:32Wow, okay, guess I misread this
17:36No
17:38Well, I mean, yeah, you kind of did
17:39But
17:41You know, Kendall, I've been very upfront
17:43My whole life is morning workouts, class, practice, repeat
17:48The whole team has practice, Garrett
17:50Okay, they still have lives
17:51Yeah, I mean, well, none of them were drafted by the Bruins
17:55So you're special
17:56What, that's not
17:58No, I was just made captain
18:00So the Bruins are watching every game
18:02How I play, how I behave
18:04I can't lose focus
18:06So, like I said before, all I can offer is casual
18:09Yeah, well, I don't want that anymore
18:12Okay, I
18:14I want to be your girlfriend
18:16Why?
18:19Why?
18:20I mean, like, what I mean is I
18:23What's my favorite band?
18:25My major
18:27How do I like my coffee?
18:30What's my mother's name?
18:33Look, I don't know any of those answers about you
18:35Either
18:36So maybe
18:38You just want to be with the guy headed to the NHL
18:41Or you've deluded yourself into thinking that I'm someone I never pretended to
18:45To be
18:45But, um, either way
18:48You deserve better
18:51Fuck you, Garrett
18:59Yeah, fuck me
19:14All right, there's a lot of hype around these young guys
19:16The Bruins are putting a lot of faith, a lot of stock in Garrett Graham
19:20He has the ability and the potential to be a generational player
19:23Wow, really?
19:24Garrett is the type of player who has that tenacity
19:27But I'm betting that Garrett Graham proves me right
19:30If you got a lady and you want her gone
19:34But you ain't got the guts
19:38She keeps me, you're not your man and day
19:41I want to drive in the sack
19:45For a fee
19:46I'm happy to be
19:48I'm happy to be
19:50I'm happy to be
19:50Come on
19:50Hey
19:51Burn his eat
19:53Find that treat
19:55Burn his eat
19:57Find that treat
19:59Burn his eat
20:00Find that treat
20:02Oh, I take it back
20:10Move, move, move, come on
20:32We weren't dating
20:34We kind of were
20:35Yeah, you and Kendall have been hooking up all semester
20:38House says
20:39Nay
20:40Nay
20:41Nay
20:42Okay, Dean agrees with you
20:44Which kind of just proves that you're wrong
20:45Fuck
20:46You know, I don't have to take this slander
20:48I'm a responsible, upstanding member of society
20:51Dean
20:54I'll be ready in 30 minutes
20:5730 minutes?
20:58Maybe an hour?
20:59That's ambitious
21:00He gets a half hour
21:01If he's any longer than that, we're leaving without him
21:03Thanks, Doug
21:03Yes, sir
21:08Is your dad?
21:11Yeah
21:15Yeah, he's got a new girlfriend, wants me to meet her
21:17Ah
21:19That's inevitable, right?
21:26Look, I know he can, uh, be a dick
21:28No, he's more than a dick
21:29Okay
21:31But he's still your dad
21:36All he cares about is hockey
21:39You know, I only matter because I am him
21:42I'm just a mini fucking Phil Graham
21:44Yeah, man, I mean, all you'd have to do is win a Stanley Cup
21:47A Norris trophy or two
21:49Spend more time in your hair than a Kardashian
21:51And bam, yeah, you're just like him
21:55Hey
21:57Your dad was great
21:59Everybody knows it
22:01But no one is expecting you to be him
22:06He is
22:08All our parents have expectations, G
22:11Shit, I'd kill for my dad to even be into hockey
22:13Let alone a damn legend
22:15All right
22:16But we're not doing this for them
22:20We're doing this because we love it
22:23Right?
22:31Yeah
22:33Thanks, man
22:34Well, take a shower
22:35You smell like shit
22:36Fine
23:01Hi
23:04You're in here
23:05I can't pull an all-nighter in my room
23:07I'll fall asleep
23:08Fair enough
23:09How's it coming?
23:11I have a melody
23:12No lyrics, though
23:14Well, that's great
23:15That's like halfway done, right?
23:17No, not really
23:18Lyrics are kind of a big thing in pop
23:20That's why classical is easier
23:22Dude, I have seen your sheet music
23:24Classical is not easier
23:27Definitely is
23:29Well, have you ever written a pop song before?
23:32Uh, not since high school
23:34I don't come back to you
23:35Just riding a bike
23:38Yeah, maybe
23:40Hey
23:42You're nice to my friend, Hannah
23:44You just started writing
23:45These things take time, right?
23:50What if I can't?
23:51I'll
23:52What if I write a terrible song
23:55And I fail a pop showcase
23:56And I can't afford my tuition next semester
23:59You know, like, what if you're right?
24:01If I don't fall in love
24:03I can't be a tailor
24:04That can write a perfect song
24:05About love and life and heartbreak
24:08Hey, hey
24:09You are setting the bar way too high
24:11I mean, of course you're gonna fall in love
24:14Someday
24:15Maybe it'll be with Justin
24:17Maybe someone else
24:20I don't know
24:20I've just been staring at this blank page
24:22All night
24:23And I have literally no idea
24:25What it should be about
24:27What did you write about in high school?
24:29What?
24:29You said you wrote in high school
24:31What did you write about?
24:39Yeah?
24:42Nothing
24:43It's dumb
24:47Well
24:48Something will come to you
24:50Okay?
24:51Just give it time
24:52Yeah
24:55Hey, out of curiosity
24:57You weren't supposed to open
24:59That balloons today, right?
25:04Shit!
25:30There you are
25:31Sorry, Bella
25:32It's a long time
25:33I ain't as young as I fucking used to be
25:36I know
25:36I can't handle this all on my own, you know
25:38No, no, I'm sorry
25:39I'm sorry
25:40Hey
25:40See you there
25:41After the game
25:42Hi
25:50Uh, hello
25:53Hi
25:55Hi
25:56Hi
25:57Picking up a takeaway order
25:59For Justin Cobb
26:01Yeah, yeah
26:01No, I know who you are
26:04We've spoken, kind of
26:07Your band is really good
26:10Yeah, thanks
26:12I'm not like a creepy soccer fan or anything
26:14I-I-I work here
26:15So I've heard you
26:16Say good
26:17The uniform
26:20Right
26:22I'm
26:22Carried a watermelon
26:25What?
26:27Dirty dancing
26:28Um
26:29Jennifer Grey's this really awkward moment
26:31With Patrick Swayze
26:32When I
26:34Sorry, never mind
26:35Yeah, obviously I work here
26:38Look, I'm kind of in a rush
26:39Can I-
26:39Oh my god, yeah
26:40Yeah
26:40Yeah, sorry
26:41Thank you
26:42Yeah
26:44Bye
26:46Smooth
26:48I carried a watermelon
26:49Anyone ever tell you that eavesdropping is rude?
26:52Did anyone ever tell you that your references are dated?
26:54It's a classic
26:55I just, uh, came over here to see if we could place an order
26:58Or is it like a self-serve kind of day?
27:01I'll be right with you
27:03You know, you shouldn't fawn over him
27:05What?
27:05That guy
27:06You're too available
27:07Like the girls throwing themselves at you over there
27:09That's a different scenario
27:10I don't do girlfriends, they know that
27:12Okay, well congratulations, Casanova
27:14But I don't need your help
27:16Refill?
27:17Yeah, please
27:17Yeah
27:20What if I paid you?
27:22I was to take your dating advice
27:23You could tutor me, nerd
27:25You could just ask my name
27:27Usually, girls just tell me
27:30Come on, I'll pay you anything
27:31You're the only one who got an A on that paper
27:33So?
27:35So
27:35I need to play
27:36Why?
27:37Because you get off on beating people up?
27:39What?
27:41Hockey is the only non-combat sport
27:43That doesn't eject its players for fighting
27:44It celebrates it
27:45When a team is down and points at actual strategies
27:48To pick a fight for morale
27:52Sorry
27:53I'm sure you're not a bad guy
27:54I just
27:55Don't like hockey
27:57Yeah
27:59Yeah
28:17Hey
28:18Just talk to him
28:20You'll be all right
28:24Papa Graham
28:25De Laurentiis
28:27Great hit of McManus last week
28:29Bet that kid felt it in his bones
28:31Well, you know
28:31Gotta keep my boy's back
28:33I like it
28:34Tucker, you're looking good out there
28:35You're really finding your rhythm with the line
28:37Thanks, Mr. Graham
28:38Want to see you in the stands this afternoon?
28:40Wouldn't miss it
28:44Mr. Graham
28:45Logan
28:46Looking handsome as ever
28:48You too, man
28:49Good to see you
28:56I saw that you made captain
29:00About time
29:03I'm a junior
29:04Better late than never
29:08Did you drive all the way out here to congratulate me
29:10Or make me feel like I fucked up somehow
29:11Look, I tried calling you earlier
29:13But you don't answer
29:16I'm not here to fight
29:17Can we just go inside?
29:19No, no thanks
29:21Garrett
29:22Dad
29:23Fine
29:26Cindy and I are getting married
29:30You've been dating for like two seconds
29:33Six months
29:34That's not any better
29:35Does she even fucking know you?
29:37Watch it
29:38I don't have any time for this
29:39We have a game today
29:40I know
29:41Eastwood
29:41Our biggest rivals
29:43She wants to meet you
29:44Your timing is fucking shit
29:45If you would just see
29:46I didn't answer my phone
29:47Because I don't want to talk to you
29:49You told me your news
29:50Congratulations
29:50I'll see you at the wedding
29:51Make you a man
29:52And make you a honeymoon
29:54Boy
29:54For real
29:55Boy
30:01Please welcome
30:02Your very own
30:05Riders
30:07Go
30:26I think he has the potential
30:33Honestly to have a bigger impact
30:35Than Phil ever had
30:35Alright, I can't wait to hear
30:37What Phil has to say about that
30:38Let's go
30:39Staring at fate
30:39I'm in a lean
30:40And I'm breaking away
30:41If you're not working
30:42You're taking up space
30:43I'm at the table
30:44A thousand to play
30:45I'm gonna tell me
30:46This isn't a game
30:46Down the street
30:47From the Denzel estate
30:48Right around the corner
30:49From the baby
30:50Played around me
30:53No money ain't everything
30:54Fuck it
30:54We still got it
30:56Garrett Graham
30:57Is a bigger player
30:58I think he can play
30:59That mean physical game
31:00But he needs to be consistent
31:07Hey, come on bro
31:08Get your head in it
31:14His dad certainly taught him
31:16Everything he knows, right?
31:17Phil Graham's physicality
31:18Was brutal
31:19And he's always on the warpath
31:20Making daddy proud, Graham?
31:27Fuck!
31:30Fuck!
31:45I am curious to see
31:46What kind of player
31:47Garrett Graham turns out to be
31:56He said that?
31:58You know, Garrett
31:58Doesn't do the girlfriend thing
32:00He also doesn't do the repeat hookups thing
32:01He's been hooking up since summer
32:03Whatever
32:03Good friends
32:04And honestly
32:05He's playing like shit
32:06Yo, Graham's playing like shit
32:08I told you they're fucking losers
32:11Let's hope they keep at it
32:12We'll destroy them
32:13Hell yeah
32:14Let me get some of that, Delaney
32:16Got you, bro
32:30Let me get some of that
32:30Let me get some of that
32:33Let me get some of that
32:36Let me get some of that
32:36Let me get some of that
32:37Let me get some of that
32:37Let me get some of that
32:37Let me get some of that
32:37Let me get some of that
32:38Let me get some of that
32:39Let me get some of that
32:39Let me get some of that
33:09I'm not beating her dad, man.
33:11They're beating my ass.
33:12Whoa!
33:13Hey, Garrett!
33:15Hey, the game's not over!
34:06I was just so fine when I was five.
34:12Raisin' cane, that's sweet in your eye.
34:16Times are changin', now the bull get fat.
34:19But the fever's gonna catch you when the bitch dance back.
34:22Ooh, ooh, ooh.
34:30Eat me on a Friday night.
34:32That's all right.
34:34I even like steak on a setting night.
34:37Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.
34:40I get high in the evening sippin' pots of glue.
34:44Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.
34:48I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch, oh, the bitch is back.
34:52Stone cold, sober, as a matter of fact.
34:55I can binge, I can binge, cause I'm better than you.
34:59It's the way that I do.
35:01It's the things that I do.
35:03Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.
35:05Hey, hey, hey, hey.
35:07Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.
35:09I'm entertained by pickin' brains.
35:13Sell my soul by droppin' brains.
35:17I don't like those, my God, what's that?
35:20Always full of nasty habits when the bitch gets back.
35:33I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch, oh, the bitch is back.
35:36Stone cold, sober, as a matter of fact.
35:40I can binge, I can binge, cause I'm better than you.
35:44It's the way that I do.
35:44Logan, Logan!
35:45Here we go, here we go.
35:47Here we go.
35:48Hits up!
35:50Next time!
35:55Yes!
36:06Welcome back, man.
36:07Yeah, thought we lost you for a minute there.
36:12I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch who's back.
36:16Stone cold, sober, as a matter of fact.
36:20I can binge, I can binge, cause I'm better than you.
36:23It's the way that I move, the thing that I do.
36:29Hey, hey, hey, hey!
36:33Woo!
36:34Bitch, bitch, your bitch is back.
36:40Ooh, hey!
36:42Bitch, bitch, my bitch is back.
36:47Ooh, bitch, bitch, your bitch is back.
36:54It's not on the one, it's not the mambo, it's a feeling, a heartbeat.
37:00Cougong. Cougong.
37:04Cougong.
37:07Try somewhere.
37:10Cougong. Cougong. Close your eyes.
37:15What are you doing?
37:17Watching a movie.
37:18I mean, why are you in bed?
37:20Because I'm watching a movie?
37:22We talked about this. You promised.
37:27Sean, convince Hannah to come out with us.
37:29You know, Sean, tell Ali I have zero interest.
37:31Also, I've had a long day and I'm watching a movie.
37:33No, you're watching Dirty Dancing, which means you're burrowing.
37:36Hi, babe. Good to see you, too.
37:38Whatever.
37:39Hi. I love you.
37:40No, convince Hannah to come out. It's block party, Hannah.
37:42You know, if you don't give a nap, she'll just keep at it until you do.
37:45And if you still don't, she'll text you all night distracting you.
37:48Ah, well, the power of do not disturb.
37:50It doesn't matter. She's coming.
37:55I don't know what just happened.
37:57Justin Cole just happened.
37:58Yeah, well, Dexter's already there.
38:00And so is Justin fucking Cole. And he's there alone, which means Hannah's gonna slide right in.
38:04No, no, I have nothing to wear.
38:05Okay, well, that's not even remotely true.
38:08Come on, I'll pick out your outfit. You just do your makeup.
38:11Let me try to look hot, Hannah.
38:13Do I not normally?
38:15You just look...
38:17Sean, help me.
38:18I plead the fifth.
38:20Fine. Okay, I'll do your makeup too. Just hustle.
38:22Before Justin leaves.
38:47Oh, yes, bitch! That is what I'm talking about, honey!
38:51Okay, um, don't look now, but Justin is right over. I just said don't look now.
39:00Well, now you have to go over there.
39:02No, I-I talked to him earlier. He's not good.
39:04No, no.
39:05Just, just, stop thinking this.
39:06No, this is why we pre-game. Now, put on your big girl pants and go talk to him.
39:10I mean, I can get us more shots if you need them, girl. Look how courage!
39:13Oh, hey! Move your pressure.
39:14How was that?
39:14Hannah's friend from high school? I thought we'd be.
39:16You're not pressuring Hannah to drink in public.
39:19You're only pressuring Hannah to finally talk to Justin fucking Cole!
39:23Right?
39:24Fine, but can we dance, babe?
39:26Oh, yeah, we can!
39:41Wow, that's it. Thank you so much.
39:49You know, if you pick your head up three inches, there's a party.
39:54The, uh, waitress from Malone's, what's her name?
39:58It's Hannah.
39:59What?
40:01Idiot.
40:02Dude, she's waited on us, like, 17,000 times.
40:05Who, she has?
40:07Yeah, you seriously haven't noticed her?
40:11No.
40:12All right, we're doing shots. We're doing shots, boys.
40:15All right, yes.
40:15Come on, bro, I'm watching you spill it right now.
40:17Give me a shot. Come on, buddy.
40:18Have some faith.
40:19Jeez.
40:19Thank you very much.
40:20Just take your tampon out and relax.
40:22Okay.
40:23Yup.
40:24A little bit of luck going on.
40:25Ooh, faint.
40:29Drinking tonight, G?
40:32Uh, yeah.
40:32Okay.
40:33So it seems.
40:34Okay.
40:35Here's to me, here's to you.
40:37Fuck the rest.
40:37Where by are you?
40:38That's her baby!
40:39Come on.
40:40Get in here.
40:41Cheers, boy.
40:42Cheers.
41:04Here we go.
41:05I don't wanna live by the...
41:08Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, I fell on a little powder
41:16Say it so loud!
41:20Oh, God!
41:22God!
41:23Fuck yeah!
41:41Um, hello?
41:46All yours, princess.
41:58Hey, what?
42:00It's just the whole life.
42:18Okay, you're ready?
42:20No, I'm not.
42:21Who are you?
42:22We'll be watching.
42:22Perfect.
42:23Okay, give me your coat.
42:28You got this.
42:29You got it so...
42:35Yeah.
42:36Stop it!
42:50Yeah, one, two, three, three!
42:54Hey, you okay?
42:58Yeah, uh, the, um, mm, uh, the, the, uh, grand, um, stupid cheers.
43:07I think we got off on the wrong foot earlier, I'm a musician too, writer, not performer.
43:14Sick, yeah, what kind of stuff do you add?
43:17Uh, classical, mostly.
43:20Yeah, classical.
43:21Yeah, but I'm trying out other styles too, like, pop, folk, R&B, uh, rock, electronic, uh, but mostly pop,
43:32though, and...
43:33Wellesie!
43:33Classical.
43:35Good?
43:36Babe, I am always telling you to wear your jacket, you never do.
43:39Here.
43:40Oh, no!
43:41No, no, no, no, no, no!
43:43What?
43:46Hey, I'm, uh...
43:47I know you are, man.
43:48Yeah, you an eyelid at Eastwood today.
43:50Yeah, thanks, man, no worries.
43:52What, you're a hockey fan?
43:54Uh, yeah, my, uh, my dad played.
43:56You know, nothing like Phil Graham, but, uh, yeah, we'd watch together.
44:03you're a johanna right yeah anna wells
44:12right now it's nice to meet you officially
44:18oh okay see you around sweet yeah
44:25who the hell was that and how do you suddenly know my name don't worry about it
44:29and you're welcome for now jacob knows who you are
44:33justin whatever look guys like that only want what someone else has
44:39especially when that someone is a briar you athlete
44:43you really have a healthy opinion of yourself don't you
44:45i actually thought that was pretty modest i could have said starting center team
44:48captain highest scorer for two seasons straight
44:54it worked didn't it
45:08why do you care i haven't been particularly nice to you
45:14you're a music major right
45:17i saw your instagram you uh you sort of disappear when you play
45:27i don't mean that in a bad way i mean uh
45:31you love it i can tell
45:34don't you love hockey like that
45:38i don't know it's just something i've always done to impress my dad
45:49and does it
45:51nothing impresses him
45:53not really
45:56what about your mom
46:00she um
46:04uh she died
46:07a while back
46:09cancer
46:11oh
46:13look
46:17i don't believe in favors
46:18or shortcuts
46:20i don't want to pass this class because somebody
46:22handed me the grade
46:23i want to earn it
46:25and
46:27i'm pretty sure you're the only one that can help me do that
46:31so what i
46:33help you study for the midterm
46:34and you play my fake boyfriend to get justin's attention
46:39something like that
46:42i'd still have to pay me
46:45obviously
46:56don't forget
46:58i'm not your girl graham
47:01this is my dance space
47:02this is your dance space
47:03i don't go into yours
47:05you don't come into mine
47:06you've seen dirty dancing
47:08it was my mom's favorite movie
47:12still a dated reference though
47:14asshole
47:15i see
47:16hey this is why this is perfect
47:18you're not interested in me
47:20and i'm not interested in a relationship
47:22so this arrangement is mutually beneficial
47:25purely transactional
47:29so
47:37deal
47:55for this plan to work
47:56we have to settle
47:59we're gonna be fake dating
48:00there needs to be real kissing
48:02whoa easy
48:03i just met you
48:04what are we gonna do
48:05hold hands
48:05you seriously think that's gonna get justin's attention
48:07is he looking
48:09no
48:15he's looking now
48:20this won't make your friendship weird at all
48:22we're gonna convince anyone that we're hooking up
48:24you can't blush
48:25whenever i come near you
48:26get over yourself
48:27i don't blush
48:28oh yeah
48:31see
48:32nothing
48:33not bad
48:38me and you in the bruins
48:40that's the dream right
48:41garrett graham doesn't do girlfriends
48:43what's really going on
48:45oh my god
48:46justin's here
48:47be cool
48:47you're with me
48:50he is not just some random guy i want to hook up with
48:52he is a talented musician who i respect
48:55why don't you tell me what you think the song's about
48:57like being in love with someone who doesn't see you
49:02she's not my girlfriend
49:03but you clearly want her to be
49:10you're not taking us this seriously
49:12watch the player from the pub
49:15what the hell does that mean
49:16it means trust me
49:25if i looked all over the world
49:28and there's every type of girl
49:32once you're empty i seem to pass me by
49:35i'm dancin' with myself
49:37so let's sink another drink
49:41it'll give me time to think
49:44if i had the chance i asked the world to dance
49:47i'm dancin' with myself
49:50oh oh
49:51dancin' with myself
49:54dancin' with myself
49:56and there's nothing i'm losing
49:58there's nothing to prove
50:00i'm dancin' with myself
50:02oh oh
50:03oh oh
50:08oh oh
50:09oh oh
50:10oh oh
50:10oh oh
50:10oh oh
50:15i looked all over the world
50:18and there's every type of girl
50:21but your empty eyes seem to pass me by
50:24you left me dancing with myself
50:27so let's sink another drink
50:30it'll give me time to think
50:33if i had a chance i'd ask the world to dance
50:37i'd be dancing
50:39dancing
50:40dancin' with myself
50:43dancin' with myself
50:45dancin' with myself
50:45if i had the chance i'd ask the world to dance
50:49if i had a chance i'd ask the world to dance
50:59oh oh oh oh oh
51:01Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
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