00:01No apologies, goddammit. No surrender.
00:16Things are going well, you get the sauna, you get the hot tub.
00:19Things are going not so well, and you're looking at an angry racquetball.
00:22I need all my boys for the Nike commercial. Can you guys stand up?
00:25Dude, these things are just pot luck. No one is even going to get a call back.
00:28He read the script, said he didn't like it.
00:30Come on!
00:32You guys want to give me a credit card ticket, open up a tab, or...?
00:34There's no residuals. No, but we will let you know.
00:37Any new projects coming up? Anything I'd be good for?
00:40Don't make me call security.
00:44We get Clooney to do our movie.
00:47George Clooney? George Clooney.
00:49We just get George!
00:51Listen to his plan. Listen to his plan.
00:54I got your soy latte. Yeah, steam to 85 degrees.
00:56I met our vehicle. The main's to the end.
00:59I'm glad I caught you.
01:00Why?
01:00That's where you come in.
01:02You cannot be serious.
01:03What's Gibson doing? Let's get him in it.
01:06I am not going to jeopardize a job that I worked so hard to get.
01:08Just get me somewhere where he's accessible. I just want to get close.
01:15Fuck, Jackson, man. You went for it, dude.
01:17That is borderline illegal.
01:18At least we'll fucking realize that trying to get George Clooney in your fucking movie is delusional.
01:24So far, you have given me pseudo-porn and slapstick.
01:27George, hi.
01:28Hi.
01:29You saw the Heming and Mary spots. Yeah, no, I get that a lot. I did that a long time
01:33ago.
01:34I spent a lot of time in the bars and taverns of Los Angeles.
01:37He's got the cash. I've got the license. That is staying with you until the cash comes back.
01:41Nine times out of ten, in those bars, I'm going to be a woman, a lady, female of the species.
01:48As far as Mr. Clooney, he can't take unsolicited material for legal reasons.
01:52He bought his last assistant a house in the hills. Come on.
01:54I'm going to have to stop you there, son.
01:57Although I appreciate the trials and tribulations of a young brother coming up,
02:02trying to keep hope alive in this all-white world, I have neither the time nor the inclination.
02:09What?
02:09What was that?
02:11We're just kind of vamping.
02:14There's no easy way to success, but there are a lot of straight shots to failure.
02:18All I need is that magic moment.
02:21Magic moment?
02:22I look like a hooker.
02:23Whoa.
02:25Okay, a little bit.
02:26Wow, you look amazing.
02:28If you want to make changes in your career, you have to make changes in your life.
02:31I got to tell you, the kid is getting desperate.
02:33Don't do anything crazy, okay?
02:47I can do that little cute thing, just like, hey.
02:49Hey.
03:03You gave me your ID?
03:04No, I gave me a London bus bus.
03:05I can do things.
03:05Allah has to do things like this.
03:05Oh, God.
03:06You're the one.
03:07You're the one.
03:08You're the one.
03:08You're the one.
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