00:02What's your name?
00:04Hazel.
00:07What?
00:08I didn't say anything.
00:10Why are you looking at me like that?
00:12Because you're beautiful.
00:14Oh my God.
00:15I enjoy looking at beautiful people.
00:17See, I decided a while back not to deny myself the simpler pleasures of existence, particularly
00:22as you so astutely pointed out, we're all going to die pretty soon.
00:26Okay, that's great, but I am not beautiful.
00:29Hi, Lisa.
00:31I like it when you say it first.
00:32I like it when you say it first.
00:33Okay.
00:34What's with always?
00:35Always is like the thing, like they'll always love each other and whatnot.
00:39Always?
00:40They probably texted always to each other like 14 million times this year.
00:47It's got to be hurting her boob.
00:51Let's go watch a movie.
00:52What?
00:53Hmm?
00:54Huh?
00:57Um...
00:58I'm free later this week.
01:00We could...
01:01No, I mean now.
01:03You could be an axe murderer.
01:05There's always that possibility.
01:07Come on, Hazel Grace.
01:09Take a risk.
01:10I don't...
01:14Really?
01:15That is disgusting.
01:17What?
01:18What, do you think that that's cool or something?
01:20You just ruined this whole thing.
01:22The whole thing?
01:23Yes, this whole thing.
01:24Oh, man.
01:26Ugh, you were doing really well, too.
01:28God.
01:29There's always a ha-marsha, isn't there?
01:31And yours is, even though you had freaking cancer, you're willing to give money to a corporation
01:35for the chance to acquire even more cancer?
01:37Let me just tell you that not being able to breathe sucks.
01:40It totally sucks.
01:42A-marsha.
01:44It's a fatal flaw.
01:47Ah, fatal...
01:48Hazel Grace, they don't actually hurt you unless you light them.
01:52Hmm?
01:53I never lit one.
01:55It's a metaphor, see?
01:57You put the thing that does the killing right between your teeth.
02:02You, sweetheart, is it top bottle time?
02:07No.
02:08Uh, I've made plans for the Gustavs Potters.
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