00:03Sous-titrage Société Radio-Canada
00:30You sound pretty good to me, but what do I know?
00:35You know what you've got to do, you've just got to make people laugh, right?
00:38Yeah.
00:38Okay, let's do it.
00:43I'm so happy to be here. My name is Kevin.
00:46My mom called me like that because she was a huge fan of the movie The Bodyguard with Kevin Costner.
00:50Remember this movie?
00:51Yes.
00:52So I hate my name and I hate this movie, to be honest with you guys.
00:55But I'm the lucky one in the family because I have a little brother and his name is Whitney Houston.
00:59So you know I'm good.
01:01I'm good.
01:02I'm still learning English, as I said.
01:04And there's still some expressions that I don't get, American expressions.
01:08For example, hang out.
01:09Everybody says that here.
01:10Hang out.
01:11Everybody, every time I ask to American people, what are you going to do tomorrow?
01:14I'm going to hang out.
01:16What are you going to do this weekend?
01:17I'm going to hang out.
01:19The more they hang out, the less they pronounce it.
01:25Actually, we don't have this expression in France.
01:27The first time I heard this expression, I was in a club here in LA and I met this girl
01:31and she told me,
01:32Hey, do you want to go to my house?
01:34We're going to hang out?
01:36So me, I was like, okay.
01:39So we went to her house and we made love.
01:44So I was happy, you know, I was like, hang out?
01:46Yep, all right.
01:48The day after I met this guy, big guy, seven feet high.
01:52He told me, hey, bro, you want to go to my house?
01:53We're going to hang out?
01:58I think I'm going to stay here, man.
01:59I'll stay here.
02:02Thank you for the offer.
02:04There's so many differences, guys, so many differences.
02:06Okay, this country is too big.
02:08I don't know if you notice, okay?
02:09Compared to my country, France, okay, I'm visiting LA right now, okay?
02:13There's a friend of mine, an American friend of mine, he told me,
02:15have you ever been to Vegas?
02:16I was like, no.
02:17He told me you should go to Vegas.
02:18It's right there.
02:21Should go to Vegas.
02:22It's right there.
02:24Take your car, you go to Vegas.
02:25It's right there.
02:27So I looked up on the internet.
02:28It's a five-hour drive to go to Vegas.
02:31Five hours, guys.
02:33And you see, it's right there.
02:35In my country, in France, you drive five hours, you're in Turkey.
02:41It's another freaking country, another government, another currency.
02:46Here, you drive five hours, you're in Taco Bell.
02:50Nothing freaking changed.
02:52It's the same.
02:55Thank you.
02:56Another difference, taxes, all right?
02:59Taxes in my country, in France, are included in the price.
03:01You don't have to add the taxes, all right?
03:04You guys live in a life where there's suspense every time.
03:09It's crazy.
03:10You take something, you don't know what you're going to pay.
03:13You walk to the cashier, you're like, maybe I can afford it, maybe not, we'll see.
03:17What the heck is this life?
03:22The first time I got naked in front of an American woman, she was like, whoo.
03:26You know, she saw my croissant, my baguette.
03:30She was like, whoo, this is big.
03:31I was like, don't get your hopes up.
03:33This is French, taxes are included.
03:34Everything's here.
03:37There's no surprise coming, I'm sorry.
03:39I'm sorry.
03:42The tip also.
03:44Very important to tip here in the U.S.
03:46You have to add the tip, right?
03:47Yeah.
03:48Same thing in France, the tip is included.
03:49You don't have to add the tip.
03:50Yeah, and depending on the amount of the tip, you know, when you're at the restaurant,
03:53depending on the amount of the tip you leave,
03:55like, the thank you from the waiter changes, right?
03:58You know?
03:59If you leave 10%, it's going to be like, all right, thank you, have a good night.
04:03If you're 20%, it's going to be, all right, that's my man right there, let's go.
04:07If you keep 40%, it's going to be like, ooh, do you want to hang out?
04:11You know, there's a difference.
04:12That's my time, guys, thank you very much.
04:14Thank you!
04:26I am so pulled over by you.
04:29Four years ago, I didn't know how to speak to you.
04:30That is unbelievable.
04:33What you just did, people don't know how hard it is to just stand there and talk.
04:37I'm shaking right now.
04:38Well, what you don't know is how hard it is to be funny in another language that is not yours.
04:42That's what I was about to say.
04:45You're right.
04:45You're in a whole different culture, a whole different language,
04:49and you pick up the subtleties.
04:50You are absolutely brilliant.
04:52I love you, buddy.
04:53Thank you so much, Harry.
04:54Perfect!
04:55I love you too.
04:56Do you want to hang out?
05:01That's good.
05:03Mel.
05:04You were just hot, crazy, sexy, cool, all that stuff.
05:08You're very, very funny, very likable, very relatable,
05:11and damn, I love a good fella.
05:16Apart from the fact you're naturally funny,
05:18you're just fearless with it,
05:20and that's what you need to be a great comedian.
05:24Your comedy, it's really, really funny.
05:27Thank you so much.
05:28Thank you.
05:29It means the world to me.
05:30Thank you so much.
05:31It really, really is.
05:33Okay, Howie.
05:34We.
05:36Okay.
05:37Yes, yes, yes.
05:38Yes, yes.
05:38Yes.
05:40We're all hanging out.
05:41Four yeses.
05:42Yes!
05:42We're hanging out!
05:46Have a good night.
05:48Thank you so much, guys.
05:49Thank you.
05:57That is the best comedian we have ever had on.
06:00We've ever had.
06:01Ever.
06:01Ever.
06:02Oh, no.
06:02Oh, God, I'm scared.
06:04I'm so dead.
06:05He doesn't even need a golden bullet.
06:06He's that good.
06:07You think he's going to make it all the way?
06:08Do it?
06:09Are there walking through this scene?
06:09They got the place to burn, you?
06:11They got the place to burn, you?
06:11Yeah.
06:11They got the place to burn, you?
06:12They got the place to burn.
06:12Anyway, they got the place to burn, you,
06:12they got the place to burn, you?
06:13Yeah?
06:13Yeah.
06:13They got the place behind it.
06:13And that was the place contain Kerry sits.
06:14Yeah?
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