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00:00Nobody in Hollywood is more secretly savage than Harrison Ford, and these are his best moments.
00:06There's this image of Harrison Ford that's out there that you're grumpy.
00:11That's horse s***.
00:14What can you say on a podcast?
00:16You can say anything you want. Anything you like.
00:19Well, f*** you.
00:22Have you ever made love to the soundtrack of one of your films?
00:27Baby Witness?
00:30Of course I am.
00:42That damn music follows me everywhere.
00:47It's played every time I walk on a stage, every time I walk off a stage.
00:52It's worse than that.
00:53I was playing in the operating room when I went in for my colonoscopy.
01:00We've heard a million philosophical speeches about why actors love their craft.
01:04Harrison, on the other hand, keeps his motivation a lot more simple.
01:09Okay, now that I've done Star Wars, now this feels good, I'm going to keep going.
01:13What's the master plan?
01:14Uh, to become rich and famous.
01:20Is your life goal to reboot every major franchise you've helped to create?
01:27Like Blade Runner.
01:29You bet your ass it is.
01:35So there you go.
01:36Oh good, he's taking a drink of water.
01:37I'm going to get a question in.
01:41Oh my god, he's not swallowing.
01:45Um, Harrison.
01:55In this next clip, Harrison Ford manages to roast Jimmy Fallon to his face using a single word.
02:02Are you Canadian?
02:03No.
02:04No, I'm just asking because there's so many Canadian humorists.
02:07I know a lot of people think I'm Canadian, but I'm not.
02:09No, no, uh, a lot of people think you're a humorist.
02:19I think you're still very hot.
02:26I've been blessed with this body.
02:31Thanks for noticing.
02:35It's safe to say, Mark picked up a lot more than just acting tips on the Star Wars set.
02:41We were doing the scene where it was right after we got out of the trash compactor.
02:45And I'm looking in continuity and I said, wait a second, this is right after we got out of the
02:48trash compactor.
02:49Shouldn't my hair be all wet and matted with schmutz all through it?
02:52And he turns to me and says, hey kid, it ain't that kind of movie.
02:57If people are looking at your hair, we're all in big trouble.
03:04You son of a bitch.
03:06What do you want?
03:12Oh, you'd like that, wouldn't you?
03:14Always trying to blame me.
03:17You're the one who couldn't keep it in your furry pants.
03:23You're so full of s**t.
03:24How did he get in here?
03:25What happened between you?
03:27He knows what he did.
03:28You wookie sack of s**t.
03:31I'm out of here.
03:32No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
03:33No, really.
03:34No, I really didn't mean to.
03:35And you, I'll see you in hell.
03:42You'd think after three Star Wars films and 40 years, Harrison and Chewbacca would have sorted out their differences by
03:49now.
03:54Jimmy, what's going on?
03:55Hey, it's Chewbacca.
03:56He's gonna jump.
03:58Oh.
04:00Huh.
04:01Good.
04:01No, no, no, no.
04:02No, not good.
04:03Not good.
04:04That's your friend.
04:05Do something.
04:08Chewbacca.
04:11Come here, you...
04:12You big walking carpet.
04:19You big walking.
04:24You big walking.
04:28You big walking.
04:29Da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da
04:38da.
04:38Shut the f*** up!
04:41Sorry.
04:42And now for a joke that almost got Harrison Ford in trouble at home.
04:47If I tell this joke, my wife is gonna be so mad at me.
04:51So this guy's working in the grocery store and the lady walks up and she says,
04:56Excuse me.
04:57He says, Yes.
04:58She says, Where's the broccoli?
04:59I can't find the broccoli.
05:01He said, Oh, I'm really sorry, man.
05:04He says, We ran out of broccoli.
05:06We'll have some tomorrow morning.
05:08And he goes back to his work and he's stacking the oranges.
05:11And he hears behind me, Mr. Mr.
05:15And he turns around and it's the same lady.
05:17And she says, You got any broccoli?
05:19He says, No, ma'am.
05:21We're fresh out of broccoli.
05:24We'll have some tomorrow morning.
05:26A couple of minutes later, this woman walks right up in his face and she says,
05:30How come I can't find any broccoli?
05:33He says, Lady, you can indulge me.
05:35How do you spell cat?
05:36She says, C-A-T.
05:39How do you spell dog?
05:40She says, D-O-G.
05:41He says, How do you spell like in broccoli?
05:44She says, There is no broccoli.
05:46That's what I'm trying to tell you, lady.
05:49Hollywood fight scenes are heavily choreographed to ensure no one actually gets hurt.
05:55Apparently, Harrison missed that memo during the filming of Blade Runner 2049.
06:00How's it feels, Ryan?
06:01You were underprepared for the one fight.
06:04No.
06:05I know what you're referring to.
06:08Just say it.
06:09Use your words.
06:09Just say it in English.
06:11Well, he punched you.
06:13Yeah, that's right.
06:14Well, he punched you.
06:17Yeah, I can't say punched you.
06:20But you weren't meant to punch him.
06:22Right?
06:23Oh, I misread the script.
06:26He stepped on my foot, for Christ's sake.
06:30No, we were doing a scene in lights, in flashing strobe lights.
06:35He was walking backward.
06:38I was walking forward.
06:40The camera was hand-held.
06:42You know, you have to make the punch look like it's intended to.
06:47But I hit him.
06:51I read about the character that, um, uh, Ryan...
06:55Ryan?
06:56It's Ryan.
06:56Ryan.
06:57And with great enthusiasm, I called up the producers and I said, this is great.
07:01I can't wait to get blah, blah, blah.
07:02Why don't we see if we can get, um, uh...
07:06Ryan.
07:06Ryan.
07:08Ryan Gosling.
07:09Ryan Gosling.
07:09I don't know how to...
07:09Did you say Gosling?
07:10Uh, Gosling.
07:12Ryan...
07:13Ryan...
07:14Ryan Gosling.
07:16There's a reason Harrison Ford and Ryan Gosling aren't allowed to do interviews together anymore.
07:22Bleak.
07:23Dystopian.
07:24An absolute nightmare, to be honest with you.
07:26That's just my interviewing technique.
07:28Cheer up.
07:30Well, you know, it's a bit of a bleak day.
07:33Yeah.
07:33No, it's not.
07:34It's a lovely day in London.
07:36Let's keep it that way.
07:37Obviously you've told me that it's...
07:39Are you having a drink?
07:40I think it's...
07:41I feel like that's where this...
07:43That's where this is headed.
07:44Harrison, when you got that call to say, listen, we're making another Blade Runner.
07:48Yeah.
07:48And we want you to be in it.
07:50What was your reaction?
07:51So what?
07:53No.
07:53He said, would you be interested?
07:56I said...
07:58How much?
07:59Show me the money!
08:03No, I said, show me the script.
08:06Alright, anyway.
08:08Was there a lot of pressure?
08:10Yeah, he helped me.
08:11He helped me get through it.
08:12Yeah?
08:12Yeah, daily just saying to me, you know, do you realize you're working with me?
08:17Do you realize?
08:18You don't seem...
08:19It doesn't seem to be landing.
08:23Really?
08:23The way it should.
08:25You're not...
08:26I put it slightly different.
08:28I would say to him every day, do you know who I used to be?
08:38This next clip might just be the single most villainous thing Harrison Ford has ever done.
08:44One of the pieces of memorabilia in my collection, in fact, the flagship piece is a Lego Millennium Falcon that
08:50I put together and it took about 60 man hours to create.
08:53And I display it with pride, but it would really mean the world to me if Harrison could sign it.
08:58Wow.
08:58It's very delicate.
09:00It's been a long time.
09:01Yeah.
09:01So...
09:16You suggested that it would be funny.
09:19Yes.
09:19If I...
09:21If I destroyed it.
09:22First of all, this is why you've never...
09:24And you were right.
09:24It was funny.
09:25Yeah.
09:29I should let these other people talk a little bit.
09:31Because they've got microphones in front of them.
09:34Yeah.
09:34And you have not said one f***ing word.
09:37A few moments later.
09:39Are you crazy?
09:40You finally got the mic.
09:41No, I'm sorry.
09:42You're the biggest...
09:42Jesus.
09:42You're the biggest...
09:43Shut the f*** up.
09:47I'm sorry.
09:48I'm sorry Harrison.
09:49I'm sorry.
09:49Who is this guy?
09:51Exactly.
09:51Yeah.
09:52Los Angeles is known as the city of dreams.
09:54And sure enough, all my dreams have come true here.
09:57From my dream of preparing...
10:01I told him to turn away!
10:07Don't look!
10:09This is what happens when you do a magic trick at Harrison Ford's house.
10:13Think of any card in the deck.
10:16Great.
10:17Um...
10:18Hold the deck.
10:19Do I know what card you're thinking of?
10:21Look through the deck.
10:22Your card isn't there.
10:23Go ahead.
10:24Look.
10:24No.
10:25It's nowhere.
10:26Here's what we'll do.
10:27Grab a piece of fruit for me.
10:29Like a...
10:29One that we can open up.
10:31Say your card out loud.
10:32It hurts.
10:33See?
10:35Inside...
10:35See there's...
10:36See how there's a card?
10:38In the orange?
10:39No way!
10:40See how there's one card inside?
10:41Please remove it.
10:43Go ahead.
10:44Pull it out.
10:45Open it up, Harrison.
10:51No, that's...
10:52No, that's...
10:52No, no.
10:52That's just crazy.
10:55Get the f*** out of my house.
11:00Second apology of the night to my wife.
11:04So there's this ice fisherman.
11:06Uh-huh.
11:06And he's got his little stool.
11:08And he's got his line.
11:09And he's got his saw.
11:11And he's cutting a hole in the ice.
11:14And he hears this voice being...
11:15There are no fish under the ice.
11:18So he moves over ten feet.
11:20He starts cutting another hole through the ice.
11:23And he hears...
11:24There are no fish under the ice.
11:30Is that you, God?
11:31And the voice says,
11:32No!
11:34It's the ice rink manager.
11:40Guy goes into a bar.
11:44Never mind.
11:46When politicians try to use his movies to score cheap points,
11:49the reaction is usually swift and merciless.
11:52Donald Trump said in the not-too-distant past
11:55how much a fan...
11:57The beloved Donald Trump?
11:59The beloved Donald Trump.
12:00That's running for...
12:00President of the United States of America.
12:03Oh, president?
12:04He said he was a fan of you.
12:05He loved the way you stood up for America in Air Force One.
12:08Get off my plane.
12:10It's a movie.
12:11And he liked...
12:14It was a movie.
12:17It's not like this in real life.
12:20But...
12:21How would you know?
12:25Thank you for the opportunity.
12:26The expectation, the hopes for this one are how Ridley Scott's involved.
12:29Harrison, you're involved.
12:31But presumably this isn't the first time.
12:33I'm not just involved.
12:34You're in it.
12:35You're in it.
12:36You're on the poster.
12:41As long as I can make the deal.
12:43Come in.
12:49Kenny.
12:50Kennel up.
12:53What are you doing here, you son of a bitch?
12:56Oh, cut the .
12:58You think you can walk in here and say you're sorry after what you did?
13:02I'm done with that Star Wars crap and I'm done with you.
13:06Haven't you heard?
13:07I'm in Cowboys and Aliens.
13:10Daniel Craig's my Wookiee bitch now.
13:13Get the hell out of here.
13:14Out.
13:15Get out.
13:16Out of here.
13:17Get out.
13:18I don't want to talk to you.
13:19Get out of here.
13:20And don't come back.
13:22She was my wife.
13:24She's still spitting up hairballs.
13:27If there's one thing that annoys Harrison more than press tours, it's people who care about Indiana Jones more than
13:34he does.
13:35Well, the bullwhip in the original film belonged to the stunt coordinator and was made by David Morgan in Washington
13:39State.
13:40Kangaroo hide versions were used in the following two sequels.
13:43They were most often 10 feet and had red hide falls at the end.
13:47What was the color of the original whip's fall?
13:55Who gives a .
14:01At this point in his career, he doesn't even try to hide his real motivation.
14:07Why are you excited about it?
14:08Because I know this is something you've been somewhat resistant to.
14:10Did they finally come up with an idea that you loved?
14:13Uh, yeah.
14:14Did you demand that they kill Indiana Jones?
14:16Are you-
14:16No, I haven't read the script.
14:17I haven't read the script.
14:18You haven't even read the-
14:19You're talking about the contract.
14:20Oh, the contract.
14:25Well, that would be fantastic.
14:26To get the whip back out and get-
14:27Do you have any memorably-
14:29That's the bit you like.
14:30I like the whip.
14:31But the whip is the best thing, wouldn't it?
14:33The cool whip.
14:34Well, you must like the whip.
14:35Don't you, Harrison?
14:36Not personally.
14:37What?
14:39But thank you for asking.
14:41Indiana Jones 5, you're all in.
14:43It's happening.
14:45Mmm.
14:48How much?
14:49I thought to myself today, Harrison Ford must have some cool memorabilia from the Indiana
14:57Jones movies.
14:58You must have kept something.
14:59Have you kept-
14:59Have you kept-
15:00You've kept a bullwhip, haven't you?
15:02You've kept a hat?
15:02Something that's worth a billion dollars right now?
15:05No, no, no, no.
15:06I don't keep it-
15:07I don't want all that crap around my house.
15:11You don't want that crap around your house?
15:13No, I mean, I don't need all that.
15:16I'm a very rich man.
15:24Now, Harrison, I do have to say this, but my dad is a huge-
15:27Do you know how many people come up to me and tell me that their dad is my biggest friend?
15:32So what are you, just a conduit of information about your father?
15:36Pretty much.
15:36Yeah, pretty much.
15:37How much do you like me?
15:38How much do you like your father?
15:40I told you that.
15:41What the hell are we talking about here?
15:42Get on side, mate.
15:44What are you doing?
15:44You know what I feel?
15:45When you first saw yourself as the Red Hulk, when they were finishing the VFX, what was
15:49your first reaction?
15:50Well, I had no idea.
15:52It was going to be red.
15:53It's not my color.
15:55What color would you choose?
15:56Green.
15:57Oh, but it's already kind of taken right now.
15:59I guess so.
16:00We've spent this entire video watching a guy who is utterly bulletproof.
16:04But when faced with the actual legacy he's leaving behind, the mask finally slipped.
16:10It's been such an adventure.
16:11We love you so much.
16:12I don't want to make you blush or anything, but you mean the world to us.
16:16And thank you.
16:17That's all I have to say.
16:20And I must say to you, thank you sincerely.
16:23It means the world to me.
16:25Who's your favorite character?
16:27I have to go with Padme.
16:28Who's your favorite character?
16:30Hi, Harrison.
16:31Hi.
16:33Oh, wow.
16:33I got it.
16:35Oh, my God.
16:36Oh, my God.
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