00:00Kahaapon?
00:01Ano naiyari kahaapon?
00:03Ito na nga, pinili ng magpat ng madlang senior na si Tatay Eli.
00:08Ngunit bigo siya makasagot ng tama ang katanungan.
00:11Kasi yung tanong, kung anong edad?
00:13Kung anong edad, dapat hinihingal ng sapat.
00:17Mga 59.
00:19Ano ba ang tanong?
00:20Kung ika'y magiging tatakbong presidente, ano bang nararapat na edad?
00:25Ano yung minimum age sa Pilipinas para ikaw ay makatakbo bilang presidente?
00:31Alam nyo ba yung minimum age?
00:3440.
00:35Ang sagot niya, 42 yata.
00:37O parang naging 50, 45, 42, parang ganon.
00:40Pero 40 ang minimum age para ang isang Pilipino ay mapayagang tumakbo o kumandidato sa pagkapangulo.
00:46Lang taong ka na ba?
00:4859.
00:49Pwede ka na.
00:50Pwede ka na mag-apply ng senior ID isang taon na.
00:54Sa unda lang na may discount ka na.
00:56Excited ako.
00:57Talaga ba?
00:57Hinilibre ko kayo.
00:58Yay!
00:59Ang laki ng matitipid nito.
01:01Talaga.
01:01May senior na, may PWD pa.
01:04Ang dami mo namang kaya-avail.
01:06Wala nang babayaran to.
01:08Alam mo, unfair.
01:09Bakit?
01:10Ang ganda nyo pa rin eh.
01:13Kahit pagpawisan ka, ang pogi mo hindi na huhulas.
01:16Yes!
01:16Pwede ba itesting ko lang?
01:18O.
01:18Yung epekto ko sa madlangbipo.
01:19O sige, sige.
01:20Iikot ako, tindi ko yung reaction nila sa akin.
01:22Dahan-dahan.
01:23Dito ko sa gitna.
01:24Okay, sige.
01:24Madlangbipo, we would like to present to you.
01:27Kawis-a-pawis yung bato.
01:30Dito din pala, ma'am.
01:31Ba't iba yung kulay?
01:33Anong kulay?
01:34Kasi tumutulo yung black.
01:36Parang nag-green ha, Sir Oggy?
01:38Grabe.
01:40O, eto na.
01:41Grabe, mayaman ka.
01:42Pero yung tinga mo, may mga pastilya sa doon.
01:44Bakit na?
01:45Yan ang...
01:46May pagkasalaula ka din.
01:47Alam ba ni Regine?
01:49O, eto na.
01:49Yung camera naman,
01:50Pino Kuzma.
01:52Oo, ma'am.
01:53Ang siyado ka naman.
01:54O, eto na itait?
01:54O, eto na itait?
01:55Oo, o.
01:56Okay, ladies and gentlemen,
01:58the stage is set
01:59and the lights suddenly become electric.
02:03Pagkaluwi naman natin.
02:04Pagkaluwi natin yung ilaw.
02:05Okay.
02:06Okay.
02:06Ladies and gentlemen,
02:08Madlangbipo,
02:10the stage is set
02:11and the lights suddenly become electric.
02:16A, B, and C, B, and G, M, A proudly present
02:20the songwriter,
02:22the icon,
02:25the singer,
02:27the face,
02:29the body,
02:30the heart,
02:32the soul,
02:33the legend,
02:34the one
02:35and the only
02:38Ogie
02:44Diaz.
02:45I-chika mo na yan.
02:46Dali!
02:51Parang mahina.
02:52Sir, Oggs,
02:53nung nakapalit.
02:53Parang mahina.
02:54Hindi.
02:55Dapat kasi dahan-dahan.
02:56Nabigla.
02:57Nabigla.
02:58Dapat dahan-dahan.
02:59Parang grand reveal
03:01ng isang ano.
03:02Grand reveal.
03:02Oo.
03:03Okay.
03:03Ladies and gentlemen,
03:04please welcome
03:06the singer,
03:07songwriter,
03:09the icon,
03:10the legend,
03:11the artist.
03:13Please welcome
03:14Ogie!
03:18Here he is, Ogie!
03:22Weighing 250 pounds,
03:25standing five feet,
03:28one inch tall,
03:29with one win
03:31and 12 losses.
03:34Ogie!
03:37Ogie!
03:40Al-Kasid!
03:44Al-Kasid!
03:47Ang guapu!
03:49Ang guapu!
03:51Ang guapu!
03:53Ang guapu!
03:57Oh!
04:02Wrong, wrong step.
04:04Hindi ka din ang step.
04:05Ogie!
04:06Papapogi ka.
04:07O.
04:07Kapag pinatugtog dun,
04:08ganun-ganun lang.
04:09Nakakapogi yan.
04:10Oo.
04:11Ikaw ang pinakapogi.
04:12May in love says
04:12is no wine.
04:14O, one more time.
04:16Dahan-dahan.
04:16Look ko yung Ogie.
04:18Ogie!
04:20Al-Kasid!
04:31Ganda, ganda.
04:32What happened?
04:33Ganda, ganda.
04:34Bakit gano'n?
04:35Bakit?
04:36Ano?
04:37Ano yun?
04:38May nakita ka na naman!
04:39I'm sorry.
04:40Nakapag-wrestling ka pa, okay?
04:43Grabe, taga.
04:44Disco, diba aarte lang ako ngayon?
04:46Nag-practish-in!
04:49Ay!
04:50Ay!
04:50Yes.
04:54How do you think that's going to happen here?
04:55Where's Halakabo?
04:56You're a caregiver.
04:57Sorry.
04:57I'm pretty sure you're drunk now.
04:58You're a rookie now.
05:00You're a rookie now.
05:01Hey guys, I'm sorry.
05:03No one guesting here,
05:05you'll see the Jackie again.
05:06It's nice.
05:07Yes.
05:09So, you're growing up.
05:10You're not drunk.
05:11Oh, oh.
05:12We're not drunk now.
05:13Is it good for this?
05:14Okay, is it good?
05:16You guys are drunk?
05:18Here I go.
05:18Ayan.
05:21Sanay, sanay, sanay na, sanay sa DOA.
05:24Ano lang tayo ba?
05:26Kering.
05:27Kering.
05:28Kering.
05:28Okay, palakpakan na naman natin si Ogie.
05:32Sa daling panahon, ininaliwut tayo ni Ogie.
05:35Okay, Bong Jong, dyan lang kayo.
05:37Huwag kayong papasok.
05:38May bago akong discovery dito.
05:41Ako.
05:42May ilon-lodge akong bago.
05:43May manager ka ba?
05:44Ako?
05:45Oo.
05:45Mamanage mo ako?
05:46Pwede 80-20?
05:4820 ka?
05:5080 ka?
05:50Oo.
05:50Pwede pwede?
05:51Ay, hindi?
05:52Oo.
05:52Grabe, ganun niyo sa'yo.
05:55Kung paya ka ng gano.
05:5685-15.
05:5715 sa kanya.
05:59Oo.
05:59Kaya palapagod na pagod.
06:01Press.
06:02Press na press.
06:02Yes, o, ref.
06:03Walang pawis.
06:04Oo.
06:05Sige, 85-15.
06:06Babaita akong manager, no?
06:07Pwede tayo, pwede tayo.
06:08Kahit mag-viral ka, wala kang maririnig sa'yo.
06:13Tama naman yun, te.
06:15I love you.
06:18I love you.
06:18I love you.
06:19Pwede tayo.
06:21I love you.
06:28Pwede tayo.
06:29in
06:33You
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