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Don't Blink, You'll Miss It EP
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00:00:05you
00:00:06You sure about this I don't know if I'm ready relax little brother would never let anything happen here
00:00:17It's showtime
00:00:26Ladies and gentlemen, are you ready for your true self to be revealed by the master of magic?
00:00:35Oh my god, it's him! It's the master of magic! The greatest magician of all time!
00:00:41You young lady, let's see your true self. Now I'm gonna need a little help by my
00:00:46lovely assistant Eric
00:00:58And now my next volunteer
00:01:02I don't care. I said shorten. What the hell?
00:01:11How are they doing that and now for my final volunteer?
00:01:17Oh
00:01:19The most evil man in Vegas
00:01:23You sure about this? He's dangerous. I'm the master of freaking magic
00:01:28Ladies and gentlemen, put your hands together for Mr. Barry Carnegie
00:01:35And who the hell are you?
00:01:37Get these fuckers out of my way. Now Barry here is a billionaire casino owner
00:01:41who has just been accused of assault by over 30 women
00:01:49Are you ready to show them who you truly are?
00:01:53You insult me in public? You know who I am. I can make you disappear
00:01:58Okay, well, we won't test Barry
00:02:03So we're gonna test his hotel instead
00:02:10What do you think you're doing?
00:02:11What do you think you're doing? We're going to make Barry's casino disappear
00:02:24Now I already broke in and got all the evidence of your assaults
00:02:27The police are already on their way to arrest you
00:02:30No
00:02:31Kill him
00:02:37Now for my final trick
00:03:01What are you looking at me for?
00:03:04Get him
00:03:10Wait
00:03:11You
00:03:12Why?
00:03:17Oh
00:03:18Oh
00:03:19Oh
00:03:21Oh
00:03:21Oh
00:03:22Oh
00:03:36Cut! Cut! Cut!
00:03:57Eric! No! Relax, little brother. But never let anything happen to you.
00:04:05Eric! This is all my fault. God! I need you to do something for me.
00:04:11What? I need you to find me.
00:04:14The girl we grew up with in the orphanage?
00:04:16She's working in magic.
00:04:21Albra. Besides you, she's the only family I've ever had.
00:04:27You're staying with me, okay? Just hang in there. You're gonna be okay.
00:04:35Eric. Eric.
00:04:47My arrogance got you killed. If I can't protect my family, I'm not worthy of this.
00:04:57I'll find Bri. And help her. But not as the master of magic.
00:05:16Hey, what are you still doing here?
00:05:24Everyone else went home hours ago.
00:05:26Show opens this weekend. Gotta be prepared.
00:05:29Thank you. I put every cent I own into this show, but if it's a hit, I can finally buy
00:05:34the orphanage I grew up in.
00:05:37Before it's destroyed.
00:05:40All right, well, see ya.
00:05:46A year working as a lowly prop boy for Bri, and she still doesn't recognize me.
00:05:53All right, darling. You know the deal. There it is. There's the Queen of Hearts, right?
00:05:56Just gonna follow the Queen, okay? Pick the Queen, follow the dream. There it is, sweetheart. What do you say?
00:06:00Hmm? This one. That's the Queen of Hearts, for sure.
00:06:04Yeah, I'm feeling good about it, too. But hey, what do I know? Look at that.
00:06:08Oh. You know, this game isn't as easy as it looks, baby doll, but, you know, we still gotta come
00:06:14with the payment. What do you say, huh?
00:06:19Um, I'm sorry. I was sure that I had cash on you.
00:06:26Looks like trouble.
00:06:28Typical dumb bitch. You wanna play, you don't wanna pay, right?
00:06:31I'll tell you what.
00:06:34I'm taking this bracelet here.
00:06:37Hey, give it back.
00:06:39Hey.
00:06:39That's important to me.
00:06:40Oh, is it? Really? Yeah?
00:06:42Is it important enough to play again? Hmm?
00:06:45Maybe you play for those cute little clothes you got on. What do you say, huh?
00:06:48Well, I'm here for this. Let's go.
00:06:50Yeah, we'd love to see that, right?
00:06:52Disgusting. I'm not doing that.
00:06:54You're not doing that.
00:06:55You sure about that, sweetheart?
00:06:59What do you say, baby? Start with that pretty little coat you got.
00:07:04Take her.
00:07:08Ah, shit!
00:07:13Why don't you let me try?
00:07:16Here's the deal.
00:07:18I win, she gets your bracelet back.
00:07:21You win, you get my two-headed silver dollar.
00:07:28It's priceless.
00:07:29Daniel, you should just go. These guys are dangerous.
00:07:33I got this.
00:07:36This idiot thinks he can beat me at three-card Monty.
00:07:39You got it, hotshot.
00:07:41Let's play.
00:07:43You know the deal.
00:07:44You know the deal.
00:07:44Follow the queen.
00:07:45You get the win.
00:07:46You pick the ten of spades.
00:07:49Well, your girlfriend knows what to do then.
00:07:53You pick.
00:07:55You pick.
00:07:56Who's this guy?
00:07:57What a loser.
00:07:59Should've kept walking, bro, instead of trying being a hero.
00:08:02Do you really want me to pick you, huh?
00:08:04Absolutely.
00:08:06You got it.
00:08:24Damn, he got it.
00:08:26That's impossible.
00:08:29What the?
00:08:33Listen, you son of a bitch.
00:08:34I don't know who the hell you are.
00:08:36This bracelet?
00:08:37It's mine.
00:08:38Well then.
00:08:40Why is it in my hand?
00:08:45You dirty thief.
00:08:53Were you looking for this?
00:08:55What the?
00:08:56Why don't you scram before I take everything else you've got?
00:09:00Hey, man.
00:09:01It's all good.
00:09:02I was just messing around.
00:09:11Three-card Monty.
00:09:12It's always a scam.
00:09:14I know.
00:09:15I know.
00:09:15I just...
00:09:17I thought I could crack it.
00:09:19But I was screwed.
00:09:21Until you came along.
00:09:25This bracelet.
00:09:28Why is it so important to you?
00:09:30It was my childhood best friends.
00:09:33We grew up in an orphanage together and...
00:09:36Well, he...
00:09:37He died.
00:09:39That's all I have left of him.
00:09:42And...
00:09:45Have a good night, Green.
00:09:47Hey, wait.
00:09:48You just saved me.
00:09:50You're gonna let me walk home alone?
00:09:55Nice for dinner.
00:09:57That was amazing.
00:10:00Uh...
00:10:01I should...
00:10:02Probably get going.
00:10:03Hey, where did you learn those tricks you used on the scammers today?
00:10:07Uh...
00:10:08I guess I must have picked it up backstage.
00:10:10Bullshit.
00:10:11You have training.
00:10:12You know, maybe just a little, uh...
00:10:16Just light a hand.
00:10:20What? You're great.
00:10:25You know...
00:10:25You know...
00:10:27Your hands saved me today.
00:10:31You wouldn't look at me like that if you knew Eric died because of me.
00:10:36They, uh...
00:10:37Say you're welcome.
00:10:52Ray.
00:10:59Do you wanna see my magic trick?
00:11:20I'm not who you think I am.
00:11:26Then who are you?
00:11:29I'm the bastard who's cockiness killed Eric.
00:11:32I think...
00:11:34I think it's better if I laugh.
00:11:59Hey!
00:12:00What did I tell you?
00:12:04I don't want your fat fingers breaking my stuff.
00:12:06Well, I'm the prop assistant.
00:12:08Just doing my job.
00:12:09No, your job is to clean up dove shit.
00:12:13See this stuff?
00:12:14This stuff is to not be touched by anyone less than a three-star magician.
00:12:19Correct me if I'm wrong.
00:12:28But you're not a three-star magician.
00:12:30Are you?
00:12:32No.
00:12:33Not.
00:12:35Not since I was 12.
00:12:36After becoming the world's first seven-star magician,
00:12:39the Society of Magicians gave up trying to rank me.
00:12:42Damn right you're not.
00:12:49You're lucky to be even our little prop boy.
00:12:51And to be in the same room as us real magicians.
00:12:58Okay.
00:13:01What did you do to my deck?
00:13:04Nothing.
00:13:05I was just putting them away.
00:13:07Listen, fool.
00:13:08This is my gold Zephyr deck.
00:13:10The Master of Magic himself used this type of deck.
00:13:14Actually, I prefer the Platinum deck.
00:13:16Well, if they're so priceless,
00:13:17maybe you should put them away properly
00:13:18instead of throwing them on the table
00:13:20like they're just some $2 deck from the gas station.
00:13:22Oh, you think ruining my deck is funny?
00:13:25You're fired!
00:13:29If I lose this job,
00:13:31I won't be able to watch over Bree.
00:13:33I need you to find Bree.
00:13:35Halpera.
00:13:36Yeah, look. I'm sorry.
00:13:38No, it's too late for that now.
00:13:40Because here comes Mr. Kensington.
00:13:50Hello, Mr. Kensington.
00:13:51You're looking better, sir.
00:13:53I'll be good to go for the opening of the show.
00:13:58But, let this be a reminder.
00:14:00What we do is dangerous.
00:14:02Sir, that is exactly what I wanted to tell you about.
00:14:05I've had to fire the prop boy over here.
00:14:08What? Why?
00:14:09He's careless and cocky.
00:14:10He's a liability.
00:14:11No matter how hot you think he is.
00:14:14I never said that.
00:14:16Mr. Kensington,
00:14:17Daniel's been nothing but a professional since he's worked here.
00:14:20Sir, sir, he nearly destroyed my gold Zephyr deck.
00:14:24Daniel, is this true?
00:14:26Of course not.
00:14:27Sir, who are you going to believe? A common worker? Or a three-star magician?
00:14:32Look, Samuel. I've seen his skills.
00:14:35He would never damage a deck.
00:14:37Show them. Show them what you can do.
00:14:45Yeah, Daniel. Let's see it. Show us what you got.
00:14:48Do you even know a single trick?
00:14:50Tell you what.
00:14:51If you can rearrange my deck by rank and suit without damaging it,
00:14:55in 15 seconds, you can keep your job.
00:14:5915 seconds? That's impossible.
00:15:01I don't even know if the Master of Magic could have done it that quick.
00:15:04But, if you can't, I demand, as a three-star magician, that you fire him.
00:15:12Samuel, this isn't fair.
00:15:14I know, but while I disagree with it, Xander has the right to challenge Daniel.
00:15:20But, sir, he...
00:15:21Bree, it's okay.
00:15:2515 seconds.
00:15:28You're on.
00:15:37The idiot. He's so dumb that he thinks he has a chance.
00:15:41Ready to do this?
00:15:43Daniel, you really don't have to.
00:15:46Aw, the little prop boy has a little trick section.
00:15:48Now, if I win, you're all going to have to start treating Bree with more respect around here.
00:15:53It's her money that's bankrolling this entire show.
00:15:56Bree, look at that.
00:15:59You got a knight in shining coveralls.
00:16:02Fine. Deal.
00:16:03It's not like you have a chance in hell anyway.
00:16:0515 seconds.
00:16:08Here... we... go.
00:16:16What's he doing?
00:16:17What he's doing is making a complete ass out of himself.
00:16:1910 seconds.
00:16:24Oh, wow.
00:16:25Giving up already?
00:16:26Clearly can't hack the big leagues.
00:16:27You said he was good.
00:16:30I thought he would at least try.
00:16:32Getting security on the phone to escort you out in...
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00:17:109ンチ hit his eye.
00:17:102...
00:17:12seen anything like this. Nobody but the master of magic could have done this.
00:17:19No. No, no, no. You, you clearly switched out the deck while Brie was distracting us.
00:17:23I knew it. Yeah, of course. Just some amateur trying something stupid.
00:17:27Nothing but a cheap, lazy trick from the hack. Now, it's got a show to prep.
00:17:36Sophie, Eugene, stop gobbling at those cards and let's get to work. Come on.
00:17:42Samuel, you believe you really did it, right? I don't know what to believe.
00:17:49Come on. The show opens in a few days. We need to prep. Oh, you don't have to worry about
00:17:55prepping.
00:18:06This is not going to be a show.
00:18:09Who is this? It's Richard Kim. He produces every other magic show in town.
00:18:15Samuel hates him. Richard, get the hell out of my theater.
00:18:20Your theater? Oh, no, no, my little friend. This is now my theater.
00:18:25What the hell are you talking about? I have a three-year lease with the owner.
00:18:32Which, as of this morning, is me. I bought the theater.
00:18:35Which means you and your dirty pack of magical nobodies have one hour to get the hell out.
00:18:43You can't just buy the theater. I'm the biggest show in town.
00:18:48Used to be. You're past your prime. My new show will triple your numbers.
00:18:54The contract can't be canceled. I'll lose everything.
00:18:57If Brie loses this show, the orphanage that I grew up in that saved my life as a child will
00:19:03be destroyed.
00:19:04Hey, we still have a contract. You can't just kick us out.
00:19:06Hey, hey, hey, doll face.
00:19:08How about you focus on looking sexy while being cut in half and let the adults talk.
00:19:13I'm this show's producer. And if you cancel the show, I'll sue you into oblivion.
00:19:18Not if I can prove you're not worthy of this theater.
00:19:21I'll give you a chance.
00:19:23A head-to-head magical competition.
00:19:25Your old man and his team wins, you keep your contract.
00:19:30My team wins, your contract is terminated.
00:19:32Then you go back to doing birthday parties for eight-year-olds.
00:19:37Deal.
00:19:40Mr. Kingsington will wipe the floor with whoever you put him up against.
00:19:43Great. The competition will be tonight.
00:19:46Tonight? His cast doesn't come off for another week.
00:19:49Not my problem. Hope you have a good backup team.
00:19:58Ladies and gentlemen, aren't you ready for the epic no-hulls-barred battle
00:20:04to see who will get this theater and who will be thrown out into the street?
00:20:11Don't worry. We have an ace of our sleeve.
00:20:15Daniel.
00:20:16You gotta be kidding.
00:20:17You're not seriously considering putting the prop boy out there.
00:20:20His best trick is probably making a penny up here behind his ear.
00:20:23It's all or nothing for us.
00:20:25All right, Richard Kin isn't sending lightweights to this brawl.
00:20:28He's got world-class, real magicians.
00:20:31Yeah, no problem.
00:20:32I'm good enough to take on anyone that Kin sends to us.
00:20:35And now, the challengers.
00:20:38Richard Kin's latest sensation.
00:20:41Matt Von Dier.
00:20:55Oh, no.
00:20:57Oh, God, no.
00:20:59What?
00:20:59How did he get Matt Van Buren?
00:21:05He's the youngest magician to have five stars.
00:21:08He's one of the best in the world.
00:21:14That guy?
00:21:15Xavier will wipe the floor with his ass.
00:21:17Yeah, bring him on.
00:21:19Now, for the first act, or should I say miracle,
00:21:24before each magician is a glass of water,
00:21:27the magicians must turn their water into wine
00:21:29in a way that our top judges
00:21:32can't figure out.
00:21:34The magician to stump the most judges
00:21:37wins.
00:21:38Matt Van Buren won the Grand Prix
00:21:40for Close-Up Magic last year.
00:21:42This plays exactly to his strengths.
00:21:44He's way beyond Xavier's league.
00:21:47We're gonna lose.
00:21:54Maybe not.
00:21:56Showtime.
00:22:02Xavier!
00:22:05Xavier!
00:22:07Not you.
00:22:08What?
00:22:19You should go out this round.
00:22:23What?
00:22:24He...
00:22:24He's not even a magician.
00:22:26He's just the guy
00:22:27that cleans up deaf shit.
00:22:28Yeah, Xavier's the best of all of us.
00:22:29Yeah.
00:22:30Look, girl,
00:22:30I know you have a little crush on the little prop boy,
00:22:32but leave this to the real magicians.
00:22:34Samuel,
00:22:34you can't seriously be considering this.
00:22:36I mean,
00:22:37that guy is gonna piss himself out there.
00:22:39And the magician
00:22:40from the Kensington team.
00:22:51Maybe he's just the prop assistant,
00:22:53but I need a Hail Mary right now.
00:22:57Daniel.
00:23:05Oh, my God.
00:23:07You're prop boy.
00:23:08You're really gonna put up the help
00:23:10against someone like Matt Van Buren.
00:23:12Don't worry, kid.
00:23:13This will be over real quick.
00:23:15And then you can run back
00:23:16to the shadows where you belong.
00:23:18It's a shame, though,
00:23:19because Matt's just my warm-up act.
00:23:21You'll get beat so bad,
00:23:23you'll never see my big showstopper.
00:23:25Matt Van Buren's just the warm-up act?
00:23:27He's one of the best in the world.
00:23:29They say he might even get a six-star soon.
00:23:31There hasn't been a new six-star magician
00:23:33in over a decade.
00:23:34No, it's obvious what Samuel's doing.
00:23:36Okay, he knows he doesn't have a chance,
00:23:37so he's already looking for excuses.
00:23:39When he loses,
00:23:40he'll say it's because he gave a nobody a try.
00:23:43Boss, this guy is a hack.
00:23:46He's gonna make a fool out of all of us.
00:23:48It's a two-out-of-three competition.
00:23:49We need to judge their strength.
00:23:52Oh, I get it.
00:23:54You see,
00:23:55Samuel's sending Daniel out
00:23:56to get slaughtered.
00:23:57And then I come in and save the day.
00:23:59Worse that.
00:24:00He actually thinks he's out there
00:24:01because he has a shot at being a real magician.
00:24:06And you are...
00:24:08Daniel.
00:24:09Just Daniel.
00:24:11Nice coveralls, Daniel.
00:24:14Daniel, I give my servants the same ones.
00:24:16Enjoy your moment, just Daniel.
00:24:18This will be the biggest crowd you ever perform for.
00:24:21I can't believe he actually went there
00:24:23as if he was a real magician.
00:24:24He's trying to be embarrassed.
00:24:26Sad.
00:24:27He really thought that he could hang with the pros?
00:24:28No.
00:24:30You're sure about this?
00:24:32Trust me.
00:24:37Don't feel too bad.
00:24:38You should be honored to be on the stage with me.
00:24:42Gentlemen, are you ready?
00:24:44I was born ready.
00:24:45What about you, buddy?
00:24:47You look a little nervous.
00:24:49Maybe you should be.
00:24:53Because I'm about to embarrass
00:24:54the living shit out of you.
00:24:59God.
00:25:00He's frozen with fear.
00:25:02Come on, Daniel.
00:25:03Was it stupid to pick him?
00:25:06Daniel, are you okay?
00:25:08Absolutely.
00:25:10Oh, my God.
00:25:11What a shit show.
00:25:13He's not even prepping it.
00:25:14Hey, newbie.
00:25:15This is when you're supposed to prepare your illusion.
00:25:18I'm good.
00:25:21No.
00:25:23I'm good.
00:25:24That's why I have a five-star magician's amulet
00:25:28and you have what?
00:25:30Cover alls covered in dirt and dove shit.
00:25:33Tell you what, it's not too soon to back out.
00:25:36If you do, I'll give you the honor of having my autograph.
00:25:40Are you ready?
00:25:41Or do you need more time to prepare?
00:25:43No, I don't need more time for this trick.
00:25:46Okay.
00:25:49Then first up is Matt Von Buren.
00:25:53Pay attention.
00:25:55This is where you learn to respect your betters.
00:26:11He's finished!
00:26:12Yeah!
00:26:13I don't know why he's starting to show.
00:26:17That was seamless.
00:26:19Unbelievable.
00:26:20Even I don't know how he did that.
00:26:22There's no way Daniel could do a trick that's even as fraction as good as Matt's.
00:26:29What do you think, judges?
00:26:31Did Matt Von Buren's trick fool you?
00:26:33I have no idea how that was done.
00:26:35If I didn't know any better, I'd say it's a miracle.
00:26:38I'm stumped.
00:26:39Well done.
00:26:40You're three for three.
00:26:41All right, man.
00:26:43You have stumped our judges.
00:26:46Does anyone here know how he accomplished his trick?
00:26:50Anyone?
00:26:55You have something to say, prop boy.
00:26:57I mean, your trick wasn't bad.
00:26:59I just know exactly how you did it.
00:27:08Sure you do.
00:27:10Please, enlighten us.
00:27:12Tell us all how I did my trick.
00:27:15All in good time.
00:27:16Idiot.
00:27:17Everybody knows that he's lying.
00:27:18Pathetic.
00:27:19Daniel?
00:27:20You're up.
00:27:30What's he doing?
00:27:31He's making a fool out of all of us.
00:27:33Hey there.
00:27:34Looks like your fellow's got some stage fright.
00:27:38This is what happens when you don't respect the craft.
00:27:41You're making a fool out of all of us.
00:27:44I think he can do it.
00:27:45It doesn't matter what you think, okay?
00:27:48You're not one of us.
00:27:50You're just some dumb girl who had a little bit of money to burn.
00:27:53If it weren't for you, we wouldn't be in this mess.
00:28:05Looks like you're having some trouble.
00:28:07Here.
00:28:08Why don't you let me help you?
00:28:12Ooh, magic!
00:28:15Switch it now, prop boy.
00:28:18You need to end this.
00:28:20Now!
00:28:22You're...
00:28:24You're right.
00:28:28I swore off my old life.
00:28:39But I can't keep running forever.
00:28:47Ladies and gentlemen,
00:28:50are you ready for something extraordinary?
00:28:55Now, but first,
00:28:56I'm going to need some help.
00:28:59Bree,
00:29:00could you come here?
00:29:07What is he doing?
00:29:09You've got to be kidding me.
00:29:10This is just sad.
00:29:21You all know magic is an illusion.
00:29:24But still,
00:29:25you hold out hope that one day you'll experience something so incredible
00:29:29you can never explain it in a million years.
00:29:32Well, isn't this like life?
00:29:34See, every day you experience your reality through your senses.
00:29:37But what if you couldn't trust your senses?
00:29:45Wouldn't your reality then
00:29:48just be an illusion?
00:29:52Don't blink.
00:29:53You'll miss it.
00:30:08That's it?
00:30:11Nothing happened.
00:30:12You're supposed to change the water into wine.
00:30:14Hey, Mr. Kensington.
00:30:15I told you,
00:30:16you shouldn't have put that glorified janitor up
00:30:18to take my place.
00:30:19You should have respected my ranking.
00:30:21No, I think there's something else going on.
00:30:25Now, I apologize, ladies and gentlemen.
00:30:27I can't seem to complete my transformation.
00:30:30I knew it!
00:30:31This theater is mine!
00:30:33Without one final piece of equipment,
00:30:36which will be coming
00:30:37right about
00:30:39now.
00:30:51What's he doing?
00:30:52He's taking a cake knife?
00:30:54He's going to shatter that glass
00:30:56all over the floor!
00:31:03How?
00:31:13Unbelievable.
00:31:14Amazing.
00:31:19Whoa!
00:31:23That is fast.
00:31:25There you go.
00:31:26Oh, great.
00:31:27My judges.
00:31:29You're a young man.
00:31:30That's incredible.
00:31:35The lava is a chocolate wine
00:31:37reduction sauce.
00:31:38Very good.
00:31:39I can't believe I'm eating cake.
00:31:41The only person I've ever seen
00:31:42do a trick like this
00:31:43was
00:31:43the master of magic.
00:31:53How is this possible?
00:32:01Now for the critical moment.
00:32:03Judges,
00:32:04what do you think?
00:32:05Do you know how he did it?
00:32:07I have no idea.
00:32:08Not a clue.
00:32:10And you, Jennifer?
00:32:12I'm completely sunk.
00:32:15Well, in the case of a tie,
00:32:17we turn back
00:32:18to the magicians themselves.
00:32:21Daniel,
00:32:21you said earlier
00:32:23you know how Matthew
00:32:24did his trick.
00:32:25Tell us.
00:32:26Yeah.
00:32:27Tell us.
00:32:29He dropped in
00:32:30edible iron filaments.
00:32:34Then a hidden
00:32:35magnetic fan
00:32:36spun the iron,
00:32:37ionizing it.
00:32:39Turning the water red
00:32:40and giving it
00:32:41the earthy flavors
00:32:42of a wine.
00:32:45That's
00:32:46correct.
00:32:50Amazing.
00:32:51And Matthew,
00:32:52how did Daniel
00:32:54do his trick?
00:33:00I don't know.
00:33:02And with that,
00:33:03Daniel wins
00:33:04our first round.
00:33:10I didn't know you did it.
00:33:14I need your help.
00:33:18I need a knife.
00:33:20Let's give him cake.
00:33:23Well done,
00:33:25young man.
00:33:26The only other magician
00:33:28that could have
00:33:28accomplished
00:33:29that transformation
00:33:30was the master of magic.
00:33:35No!
00:33:35No!
00:33:36He didn't transform anything!
00:33:37He didn't even teleport!
00:33:39He must have cheated.
00:33:41There's no way
00:33:41an untrained worker
00:33:43has that much
00:33:43level of skill!
00:33:44Exactly!
00:33:45He probably
00:33:46blackmailed the judges
00:33:46or something.
00:33:49How could you
00:33:50let him beat you?
00:33:51You embarrassed us
00:33:52with your performance!
00:33:53How was I supposed
00:33:54to know he was
00:33:54going to do that
00:33:54with the cup
00:33:55and teleport
00:33:55to the judges?
00:33:56Who is that guy?
00:34:01It doesn't matter.
00:34:03Get out of my face.
00:34:04It's time for the real
00:34:05magicians to get to work.
00:34:07You think you've won?
00:34:10You haven't won shit!
00:34:13It's time to bring out
00:34:14my A-team.
00:34:20Kate Barlow!
00:34:29Miss Barlow,
00:34:31thank you for joining us.
00:34:33That's Kate Barlow.
00:34:35She's the FISM world champion
00:34:37in parlor magic
00:34:37and an actual
00:34:39six-star magician.
00:34:41All right.
00:34:42Who's ready
00:34:42for the headliner?
00:34:46Second round is
00:34:47quick change magic.
00:34:48That's Sophie's specialty.
00:34:50You had your little fun
00:34:51in the first round,
00:34:52but now,
00:34:53watch an actual pro.
00:34:55A real magician
00:34:55doesn't need to bribe
00:34:57the judges
00:34:57or cause some
00:34:58fake amateur distractions.
00:35:00A real magician
00:35:01doesn't need to
00:35:02because she
00:35:03has hard-earned skills.
00:35:05Now.
00:35:07Yeah!
00:35:08Get him, Sophie!
00:35:10Always nice to see
00:35:10a fellow female on stage.
00:35:12Too bad I'm gonna crush you.
00:35:13Oh.
00:35:14You think so?
00:35:16Your rank is impressive,
00:35:18but it doesn't scare me.
00:35:19Oh, you think I brought in
00:35:20Miss Barlow
00:35:21just for her rank?
00:35:23You didn't?
00:35:24I brought in Kate Barlow
00:35:26because she was the protégé
00:35:28of the Master of Magic.
00:35:32He taught me
00:35:33everything he knows.
00:35:34Funny.
00:35:35I don't remember
00:35:36training her.
00:35:38You were trained
00:35:40by the Master of Magic?
00:35:41She wasn't just
00:35:42trained by him.
00:35:43He realized
00:35:44that she was better than him.
00:35:45That's why he
00:35:46disappeared.
00:35:48That can't be true, Ray.
00:35:49Richard wouldn't dare
00:35:51make a claim like that
00:35:52if it wasn't true.
00:35:53So what you're saying
00:35:54is that we have to compete
00:35:55against somebody
00:35:56who's better
00:35:57than the Master of Magic?
00:35:59Oh, so what?
00:36:00I'll still destroy you.
00:36:01Sophie,
00:36:02shut up.
00:36:04Miss Barlow,
00:36:06it is an honor
00:36:08to compete
00:36:08with a magician
00:36:10of your caliber.
00:36:11I wish I could say the same,
00:36:14but honestly,
00:36:15it's an insult
00:36:16you're even trying to compete.
00:36:19So why are you here?
00:36:21To shatter
00:36:22my teacher's old records
00:36:24and publicly declare myself
00:36:26the new Master of Magic.
00:36:33Ladies and gentlemen,
00:36:35this next act
00:36:36is even harder
00:36:37than our first.
00:36:38It is all about
00:36:39quick change magic,
00:36:40transforming outfits
00:36:42as many times as possible
00:36:43in 30 seconds.
00:36:45The world record
00:36:46is 17 changes
00:36:48held by the Master of Magic.
00:36:56Do you think you can beat that?
00:36:58That's a change
00:36:58every two seconds.
00:37:00There's no way
00:37:00you can beat that.
00:37:01I could beat that
00:37:02in my sleep.
00:37:06Hell,
00:37:07there's not a magic technique
00:37:08in the world
00:37:09that would make
00:37:09that trick possible.
00:37:10Only the Master of Magic
00:37:11would be able to do that.
00:37:13I know every one
00:37:14of his secrets.
00:37:15Are you saying
00:37:17you're going to break
00:37:17the Master of Magic's record?
00:37:20Who here
00:37:21would like to see me
00:37:22break the record?
00:37:25Then start the music.
00:37:39One, two, three, standard.
00:37:43Oh, my God.
00:37:44Her pace.
00:37:44How is she doing?
00:37:48Is she about to break
00:37:49the record?
00:37:49They're about to break
00:37:50the record.
00:37:50Oh, my God.
00:37:52This is unreal.
00:37:54This is history.
00:37:56That is 18 changes.
00:37:59Ladies and gentlemen,
00:38:00we have a new world record
00:38:01and possibly
00:38:02a new Master of Magic.
00:38:06I can't believe
00:38:07she just did that.
00:38:08I've never seen
00:38:09anything like it.
00:38:10The concentration,
00:38:11the skill needed
00:38:12to do something like that.
00:38:14She had to learn it
00:38:15from the Master of Magic.
00:38:17I wouldn't believe it
00:38:17if I hadn't just seen it
00:38:19with my own eyes.
00:38:20For a second there,
00:38:21I thought she'd actually
00:38:21figure out my technique.
00:38:23But no,
00:38:23she's a fraud
00:38:25like the rest.
00:38:26Sophie,
00:38:26you can beat that, right?
00:38:29I can only manage
00:38:30nine or ten changes
00:38:31but not 18.
00:38:35Well,
00:38:36are you even going
00:38:37to attempt to compete
00:38:38or do you just want
00:38:39to give me the theater now?
00:38:43No one can do that.
00:38:44We should just give up.
00:38:46Come on, Sophie.
00:38:47There has to be some chance.
00:38:48Okay, you don't know
00:38:49what you're talking about.
00:38:50I can't do that.
00:38:52No one can do that.
00:38:53You're just some dumb girl
00:38:55with money
00:38:55who tried to get into magic
00:38:56but you don't know
00:38:56anything about magic.
00:38:58Can't you put that guy
00:38:59on stage for Pete's sake?
00:39:01Are you going to come out here
00:39:02and embarrass yourselves?
00:39:03Or can I get ready
00:39:04for my first photo shoot
00:39:06as the new Master of Magic?
00:39:10Come on.
00:39:10One of you
00:39:11at least has to try.
00:39:13I can't lose this contract.
00:39:14I have children
00:39:15that are my responsibility
00:39:16and they will starve.
00:39:18Sophie?
00:39:20Eugene?
00:39:21Xavier?
00:39:23If I had my hand,
00:39:25I would try
00:39:26but I don't even think
00:39:28I would stand a chance.
00:39:29Well, well.
00:39:30Looks like I won.
00:39:32Sir,
00:39:34are you hiring?
00:39:37Really?
00:39:38You're going to betray your boss
00:39:39right in front of him.
00:39:40Might as well.
00:39:41We can't go down
00:39:42with a sinking ship of losers.
00:39:44Sorry, Samuel.
00:39:45You should not put your faith
00:39:46in a stupid girl
00:39:46who doesn't understand
00:39:47the first thing about magic.
00:39:48It's over.
00:39:50The theater is mine!
00:39:53I failed them.
00:39:55I failed the orphanage.
00:39:59Might as well go with them, Daniel.
00:40:02Hey, what?
00:40:03Where are you going?
00:40:06What is he doing?
00:40:09We still have a shot.
00:40:12I'm going to take it.
00:40:13Daniel, stop.
00:40:14You can't just go out there
00:40:14and embarrass yourself.
00:40:15I won't let you.
00:40:16Bree.
00:40:17Do you trust me?
00:40:22And with the Kensington team
00:40:23giving up,
00:40:24the winners are...
00:40:26Wait.
00:40:30The Kensington team
00:40:31sold us to do
00:40:31their quick change act.
00:40:34That's adorable!
00:40:36Do you even know
00:40:36what a quick change act is,
00:40:38prop boy?
00:40:39I'll manage.
00:40:41Really, Samuel?
00:40:42You're sending out
00:40:43the help again?
00:40:44This loser has no chance
00:40:45of beating Kate.
00:40:46Sir, we tried to warn him,
00:40:48but Samuel just wouldn't.
00:40:49Listen.
00:40:50This worker conned him
00:40:51just like he conned
00:40:53the judges in the last round.
00:40:54Hey, that's not true.
00:40:55The only reason why he's here
00:40:56is because Bree has
00:40:57a little crush on him.
00:40:58That's enough!
00:40:59Ooh, is that what's going on?
00:41:01The producer's amateur boyfriend
00:41:03is trying to save the show.
00:41:05That's really cute.
00:41:06I think that's enough.
00:41:07Daniel, are you ready?
00:41:12Your time starts...
00:41:15now.
00:41:27We're waiting.
00:41:29Look at all these
00:41:30quick changes.
00:41:31He's going so fast,
00:41:32I can't keep track of them.
00:41:33What is he doing?
00:41:35What is he doing?
00:41:35What is he doing?
00:41:37What is he doing?
00:41:37What is he doing?
00:41:37Hey, honey.
00:41:38It doesn't look like
00:41:39magic's your thing,
00:41:40but I'm always hiring
00:41:41boys to do my laundry.
00:41:44What are you doing, boy?
00:41:46Just trust him.
00:41:48He has it under control.
00:41:49Are you kidding me?
00:41:50If he has it under control,
00:41:52I'm freaking Merlin himself.
00:41:54Hey, Bree,
00:41:54you might want to turn around
00:41:56for this one, okay?
00:41:57Your boyfriend
00:41:58is about to reveal himself
00:41:59for the fraud
00:42:00that he truly is.
00:42:01Seriously, get off the stage.
00:42:03You look like a fucking ass.
00:42:05Yo, buddy,
00:42:06you're not getting 18, bro.
00:42:07Knock it off.
00:42:09Daniel, what are you doing?
00:42:11Are you happy?
00:42:12You've embarrassed yourself
00:42:13and wasted my precious time.
00:42:21Time.
00:42:22Time is a funny thing, isn't it?
00:42:25See, we always complain
00:42:26that time goes by too fast.
00:42:28But in moments like these,
00:42:29it's like time
00:42:31stand still.
00:42:35Your technique wasn't bad.
00:42:38Just wasn't the master
00:42:39of magic's technique.
00:42:43This is.
00:42:46What's he gonna do?
00:42:48He's trying now.
00:42:53I'll blink.
00:43:04Congratulations.
00:43:05One change in 30 seconds.
00:43:07I win.
00:43:08But you can't call that
00:43:09a competition.
00:43:10What a waste of time.
00:43:11Sophie at least
00:43:12would have had a chance.
00:43:13Well, I think we know
00:43:14who won this contest.
00:43:17You sure about that?
00:43:18What?
00:43:20Oh, my God.
00:43:22Oh, my God.
00:43:23It's wrecked him, right?
00:43:2476.
00:43:2577.
00:43:27What the?
00:43:28Oh, my God.
00:43:36How did he do that?
00:43:4077.
00:43:4178.
00:43:4278.
00:43:51Ladies and gentlemen,
00:43:52we have 78 changes.
00:43:54I can't believe it.
00:43:55It's not possible.
00:43:57It's impossible.
00:44:00It's impossible for mere
00:44:02mortals, but not for
00:44:04the master of magic.
00:44:06Wait.
00:44:07Is he the real
00:44:08master of magic?
00:44:11The misdirect you used.
00:44:14Showmanship.
00:44:15The transformation
00:44:16on a massive scale.
00:44:19Ladies and gentlemen,
00:44:20you have just witnessed
00:44:20the return of a legend
00:44:22because this man
00:44:23is the master of magic.
00:44:26Oh, my God.
00:44:28Oh, my God.
00:44:29Oh, my God.
00:44:33I knew it.
00:44:33I knew it.
00:44:36Oh, God.
00:44:38I just made an axe on myself
00:44:41in front of the real
00:44:42master of magic.
00:44:44With that question,
00:44:46I believe I see
00:44:47for all three judges
00:44:48to declare that
00:44:49Daniel is the winner
00:44:51of this competition.
00:44:52Ladies and gentlemen,
00:44:53you heard it.
00:44:54Daniel wins the competition.
00:44:56Woo!
00:44:56Woo!
00:44:57Woo!
00:44:58Daniel!
00:44:59Daniel!
00:45:00Daniel!
00:45:01Daniel!
00:45:03Daniel!
00:45:04Daniel!
00:45:05Daniel!
00:45:05Daniel!
00:45:05Daniel!
00:45:06Please.
00:45:07Please forgive me.
00:45:08I was just so inspired
00:45:09by your example
00:45:10growing up
00:45:11that I feel as if
00:45:12you've been with me
00:45:12every step of the way.
00:45:14How dare you lie to me?
00:45:15You swore to me
00:45:16you learned everything
00:45:17from him.
00:45:17You're nothing but a fraud.
00:45:19Get out of here!
00:45:24I've spent the last six years
00:45:26looking for you.
00:45:27I'd almost given up hope
00:45:28I'd ever find
00:45:29the master of magic
00:45:30because I know
00:45:31that before you
00:45:32were the master of magic
00:45:33you were a world-class
00:45:35cat burglar.
00:45:40Tonight
00:45:40the Diamond Nebula Casino
00:45:42will have its biggest
00:45:43influx of cash
00:45:44in over a year.
00:45:45I'm pulling together
00:45:46an organization
00:45:47to take it.
00:45:48I'm talking hundreds
00:45:49of millions
00:45:50of dollars.
00:45:51You'd make more
00:45:52in one night
00:45:53than a lifetime
00:45:54performing on this stage.
00:45:56Here.
00:45:58Down payment
00:45:59to show you
00:45:59I'm serious.
00:46:01So what do you say?
00:46:03Ready to make
00:46:04some real money.
00:46:07I won both rounds
00:46:08of the competition
00:46:09didn't I?
00:46:10Well, yes.
00:46:12Then Mr. Kensington
00:46:14gets to keep his theater.
00:46:15That was the deal.
00:46:17Right.
00:46:18Of course.
00:46:19But what do you think
00:46:20of my offer?
00:46:22What do I think
00:46:22of your offer?
00:46:30Now why don't you
00:46:31get out of here
00:46:31before I conjure
00:46:32a horse out of your ass?
00:46:37That was so good.
00:46:42Wow.
00:46:43Everybody give it up
00:46:45for the master of magic.
00:46:47Wow.
00:46:50You know, Daniel,
00:46:51when I first saw you,
00:46:53I knew that you were special.
00:46:54Yeah, of course.
00:46:56I mean, even an idiot
00:46:57could see
00:46:57that he was the master of magic.
00:46:59And honestly,
00:47:01I just feel
00:47:03so honored
00:47:04to be standing
00:47:05in the same room
00:47:06as you right now.
00:47:07Wow.
00:47:10You guys are acting
00:47:11like you had his back
00:47:11this whole time.
00:47:12After all the abuse
00:47:14you heaped on him earlier?
00:47:15Oh, no, we were just joking.
00:47:18Right?
00:47:19Guys?
00:47:21You're going to stay with us.
00:47:22Right, Daniel?
00:47:24Yeah, of course
00:47:25he's going to stay with us.
00:47:26We're just, you know,
00:47:28showing him some love.
00:47:29Yeah.
00:47:29The three of you,
00:47:31your actions were a disgrace.
00:47:34Disrespecting the greatest
00:47:35magician of all time.
00:47:38I think
00:47:39Daniel should decide
00:47:40what your punishment is.
00:47:41Punishment?
00:47:42Punishment is a very strong word.
00:47:44No, we don't.
00:47:44First of all,
00:47:45I don't like that.
00:47:46You know.
00:47:48I do think
00:47:50maybe a little public humiliation
00:47:52will do you three some good.
00:48:00I know, I see it.
00:48:02That's the most embarrassing
00:48:03thing I've ever seen.
00:48:05Disgusting.
00:48:06What in the field?
00:48:08Go, just go.
00:48:09We have to go here.
00:48:14So
00:48:15you're really him.
00:48:18Master of magic.
00:48:20I
00:48:20don't feel I
00:48:22am worthy to be
00:48:23on the same stage as you.
00:48:25If
00:48:26you want to stay,
00:48:28I gladly open for you
00:48:29and give you
00:48:30the marquee performance.
00:48:32But
00:48:32whether you
00:48:33stay or leave,
00:48:35it's
00:48:36completely
00:48:37your decision.
00:48:39So
00:48:40what do you say?
00:48:43If you knew how
00:48:44I'd let Eric die,
00:48:45you'd hate me.
00:48:48I'm not the master of magic.
00:48:51That
00:48:51may be true,
00:48:52but
00:48:53nobody else
00:48:55could ever do
00:48:56what you did up here.
00:49:01Daniel!
00:49:03Daniel!
00:49:05Daniel!
00:49:06Daniel!
00:49:07Daniel!
00:49:09Daniel!
00:49:09Daniel!
00:49:10Daniel!
00:49:10Daniel!
00:49:11That bracelet?
00:49:13Could Daniel
00:49:14be Eric's brother?
00:49:18No.
00:49:18No.
00:49:19No.
00:49:19No.
00:49:20No.
00:49:21No.
00:49:22No.
00:49:27Daniel!
00:49:29All this time
00:49:30and I didn't recognize you.
00:49:32Daniel Angier.
00:49:33And you're still the same.
00:49:35The older brother
00:49:36looking out for the smaller kid.
00:49:38Anytime Eric got hurt,
00:49:39he'd come running.
00:49:42I want him out at the most
00:49:44I let him down
00:49:50Eric knew what he was doing
00:49:53And he was so proud of you
00:49:54The only time you let him down
00:49:57Was when you stopped being the master of magic
00:50:00What?
00:50:01Eric believed in you
00:50:04And your gifts
00:50:05Don't let your guilt take that away
00:50:08You're still the master of magic
00:50:11You just have to claim it
00:50:19Where'd he go?
00:50:20Daniel! Daniel! We won an interview!
00:50:23In here
00:50:33I could have sworn he went this way
00:50:35You have to be here somewhere
00:50:44You have friends
00:50:46Ah, well that sounds
00:50:48Awful
00:50:49You have to sign up for you
00:50:54That's right
00:50:56That's right
00:51:11And let him know
00:51:14He's here
00:51:14He's here
00:51:16He's here
00:51:16He's there
00:51:16He's here
00:51:17He's here
00:51:26You know, Eric told me to find you.
00:51:32Well, you knew we'd be good together.
00:51:38So, are you ready to call yourself the master of magic again?
00:51:56This looks way worse than the one when we were kids.
00:51:59No, you see why I was so desperate to get the money.
00:52:16What happened to this orphanage?
00:52:19Good business.
00:52:20That's what happened.
00:52:29This is Barry Carnegie.
00:52:31He owns the orphanage.
00:52:32You're supposed to be in jail.
00:52:34Ah, so you recognize me.
00:52:36Silly boy.
00:52:38Jail and laws are only for the poor.
00:52:41I was out in two years.
00:52:42And I've already taken back my casino.
00:52:45As well as this place.
00:52:47It's mine.
00:52:48I bought it.
00:52:49And I've been using it for child labor to squeeze every dime out of it and funnel it into my
00:52:54casino.
00:52:55You're a monster.
00:52:56Nah.
00:52:57If I'm such a monster, why don't you buy the orphanage from me, huh?
00:53:00Oh, you can't.
00:53:02Because you're poor and pathetic.
00:53:06See this watch?
00:53:07This is worth more than the whole place.
00:53:09So, you either give me the money for the orphanage, or you get the fuck out.
00:53:15I'm gonna get it.
00:53:16Well, babe, you better get all of it to me by noon tomorrow.
00:53:20Because that's when the dozers start up.
00:53:22Who wouldn't tear this place apart from my new casino?
00:53:26But you can't be serious.
00:53:29What about the children?
00:53:30Miss Anderson, what's he talking about?
00:53:34Are we gonna lose our home?
00:53:36Yeah, you are.
00:53:38But, listen.
00:53:41You can stay in my hotel.
00:53:43Ten grand a night.
00:53:45You got that kind of money, kid?
00:53:48I didn't think so.
00:53:51Let's go.
00:53:53Pay your funds millions for this place.
00:53:56I mean, how am I gonna get that kind of money by tomorrow at noon?
00:54:02You'll have your money.
00:54:04Oh, yeah?
00:54:07Where are you gonna get it?
00:54:09Tonight, the Diamond Nebula Casino will have its biggest influx of cash in over a year.
00:54:14I'm talking hundreds of millions of dollars.
00:54:18I'm gonna rob your casino.
00:54:43I'm gonna pull off this heist and save the orphanage in your memory, Eric.
00:54:49Oh, I see Richard got the three links to try to steal the money of top burglars in the world.
00:54:56Lily.
00:54:57System logistics and camera espionage.
00:55:02Alisa.
00:55:03Who cracked the Kremlin's most secure vault three times.
00:55:08And Evita.
00:55:09Who can seduce anyone with a pulse.
00:55:13They're good.
00:55:15Almost as good as me.
00:55:18Fortunately, I can use that to my advantage.
00:55:29So I gather you three are here to rob the Diamond Nebula vault as well.
00:55:39I'm just who you think you are.
00:55:41Idiot man with a dead fish.
00:55:43And tell her why she shouldn't gut you right now like a mule deer.
00:55:46Maybe we should play with this little man for a little bit.
00:55:49And then snip his manhood off.
00:55:52We don't need a knife.
00:55:53I'm sure a pair of tweezers would be big enough.
00:55:59Ladies, please, let's make a deal.
00:56:07See if I can help you, I take a share of it.
00:56:10If I can't, I take nothing.
00:56:20How did he do that?
00:56:22Well, this is Vegas.
00:56:24He's probably just some lucky trickster.
00:56:27Give us a moment.
00:56:31Is nobody here?
00:56:33Maybe he could be our phone guy.
00:56:35I like it.
00:56:36He's clearly in all reasons.
00:56:38It's not like he's a pro and we'd see it coming.
00:56:40We could double cross him.
00:56:41Easy.
00:56:43All right.
00:56:45We'll let you help us.
00:56:46And we'll even let you in all the cash.
00:56:49But you have to prove yourself first.
00:56:55I'm listening.
00:56:58You see that cart over there, little boy?
00:57:01Clear it out.
00:57:02Bring us the chips.
00:57:03You have five minutes.
00:57:05Do that and we will know that you can be a part of this heist.
00:57:09Look at him.
00:57:10This man-child doesn't know the first thing about picking a pocket.
00:57:13First, you're going to need a key.
00:57:15You got that.
00:57:16A key.
00:57:18And then...
00:57:20Why aren't you writing this down?
00:57:22Honey, you should give up now.
00:57:24You're a little house kitten dealing with apex predators.
00:57:32Okay.
00:57:35He is stupider than I thought.
00:57:37He's going in the wrong direction.
00:57:39Completely unaware of his environment.
00:57:41Hopeless.
00:57:41This whole thing is a waste of time.
00:57:44Let's just get rid of him.
00:57:48Is he getting a drink during a hast?
00:57:50Oh, I am so nervous.
00:57:52I need a drink with water.
00:57:54He's only going to slow us down.
00:57:55Look at him.
00:58:01Oh!
00:58:01Are you serious?
00:58:02Jesus Christ.
00:58:03I am a klutz and a half.
00:58:07I am so sorry.
00:58:07Here, let me just...
00:58:08Let me help you just wipe.
00:58:09No, no.
00:58:10Get off of me, man.
00:58:11Piece of garbage.
00:58:12Sorry.
00:58:12Yeah, garbage.
00:58:14Just...
00:58:15He tried a little bump and snatch.
00:58:18He could grab the key.
00:58:19He's a terrible failure.
00:58:21I have seen enough.
00:58:27You had your shot and you blew it.
00:58:29Like the same thief you are.
00:58:32Now you can go.
00:58:33You blew your chance to work with the best in the world, guy.
00:58:37Best in the world, huh?
00:58:40Well, then maybe you can tell me how I did this.
00:58:54Impossible.
00:58:56He never even opens a chip card.
00:58:58Who is this guy?
00:59:00Could he be the one playing us?
00:59:02How...
00:59:03How did he do that?
00:59:05Is this enough proof for you?
00:59:08Ladies?
00:59:10Ladies?
00:59:10The chips did not come from the cart.
00:59:12No one is safe girl.
00:59:14He probably already hit him off his sleeve.
00:59:17That makes sense.
00:59:18He's treating this like some little magic show.
00:59:21He's clearly an amateur, which is good.
00:59:23We wouldn't want a double-classy bra.
00:59:25He's the perfect dumb taxi.
00:59:28All right.
00:59:30We'll let you help us.
00:59:31But don't get in our way.
00:59:35Deal.
00:59:38Okay.
00:59:39Let's get back to the plan, shall we?
00:59:41Cuatro, cinco, seis.
00:59:43I count six guards at the vault.
00:59:45All six Slovakian mercenaries.
00:59:48Sworn to protect that vault with their lives.
00:59:51This is child's play.
00:59:53Easier than roping a legless mule.
00:59:55So, it's time for a distraction.
00:59:58When I walk past those guards, they won't be able to take their eyes off me.
01:00:03Your plan is broken.
01:00:07What did you just say?
01:00:09I said your plan is broken.
01:00:11Do you realize how ignorant you sound?
01:00:14Evita seduced presidents, kings, CEOs, bishops, and that perfume that she just sprayed on has
01:00:20a pheromone that completely takes over the male brain.
01:00:28That's what I thought.
01:00:30Finally, something makes it to that Neanderthal school of you.
01:00:33Now shut up and watch a professional look.
01:00:37Look, idiot.
01:00:38Watch her sway.
01:00:42It is already starting to hurt.
01:00:55Her last conquest was the richest man in South America.
01:00:59She took him for all he was worth.
01:01:01And before then, the hypnotic monocle.
01:01:05So, how exactly is her plan broken?
01:01:08You'll see for yourself in three, two.
01:01:13Oh, my God.
01:01:14You smell that?
01:01:15Oh, my God.
01:01:18Oh, my God.
01:01:22I got that scent.
01:01:24I can't, it is east.
01:01:25Halt!
01:01:27Halt!
01:01:29Get back to your post.
01:01:30What are you doing?
01:01:33Damn it.
01:01:34The perfume does not work on Demet.
01:01:35It's fine.
01:01:36I almost got them away from the vault.
01:01:38And with that stupid captain means I will try again any real work.
01:01:41They do not have time.
01:01:43We need a new destruction now.
01:01:49What's in him?
01:01:50When he goes to distract the guards, they will catch him.
01:01:52We'll kill two guards with gun stomp.
01:01:57You go.
01:02:00Ay, ay, ay.
01:02:00These vortex on our beach can even try to be sneaky.
01:02:03I mean, just look at how he walked right up to us earlier.
01:02:06Exactly.
01:02:06He'll get arrested, and that will be the biggest destruction that we need.
01:02:10This snotty-nosed cult really thinks he's getting a payday tonight.
01:02:14I almost feel sorry for him.
01:02:22Is he blind as well as stupid?
01:02:24He's walking right past the guards.
01:02:27Maybe he's leaving, realizing it was too hard for him.
01:02:34Is he going to gamble now?
01:02:36Is he serious?
01:02:37My priceless, one-of-a-kind, two-faced trick coin.
01:02:40It's hard to let go.
01:02:42But to save the orphans, I'd do anything.
01:02:46He's not even using Zindra slot machines.
01:02:49He's gambling with the old ones.
01:02:50How is he going to be a distraction?
01:02:52Huh?
01:02:52How?
01:02:55This is ridiculous.
01:02:56We have to go in.
01:02:57He can't even distract the guards.
01:02:58He's not even smart enough to be a foul guard.
01:03:00My bedroom is ready.
01:03:01I'm going back.
01:03:02No, babe.
01:03:05I want to see him fail.
01:03:08Then, he will cut.
01:03:21Oh, no way.
01:03:26Oh, my gosh.
01:03:28Amazing on your first try.
01:03:31Jackpot?
01:03:32How did he do that?
01:03:33All he can was he probably just got lucky.
01:03:35That's not the real distraction.
01:03:48The slot machines are paying out!
01:04:00All security personnel to the floor.
01:04:02That's impossible.
01:04:04Why did Sam Hill just happen?
01:04:05Is he more than an amateur?
01:04:07Ladies, are we getting played by Kim?
01:04:15No, probably just more beginners, look.
01:04:17Right.
01:04:18When we need him to take the fall, he'll still easily do it.
01:04:22He's going in the vault.
01:04:23He's trying to get the cash before we do.
01:04:31Same vault I broke into six years ago.
01:04:33To steal the documents that got the owner arrested.
01:04:38Trying to go in and assault us?
01:04:39Don't think I'm all that little smokey here
01:04:41taking peace out of you if you try to double-cross us.
01:04:44Did your parents ever teach you not to play with those things?
01:04:50Hot blazes!
01:04:50How did that happen?
01:04:58You are going to pay for that!
01:05:00Don't worry, it'll wash out.
01:05:02And I couldn't double-cross you if I tried.
01:05:07That's right.
01:05:08We're too good.
01:05:08We are professionals.
01:05:10You are just some nobody who thinks a few magic tricks
01:05:12could see me in our league.
01:05:13Oh, whatever.
01:05:14Step aside.
01:05:15We are wasting valuable time.
01:05:17It is time for the professionals to work.
01:05:23Alisa is the best safe cracker in the world.
01:05:27She's cracked into safes at the Bank of London, the New York Federal Reserve, and Fort Knox all
01:05:31in one week.
01:05:32Can't do that with your little coin trick.
01:05:34Just as I thought.
01:05:35Three lockers, mechanical combination, and a biometric ID reader.
01:05:39No wonder only one thief has ever been able to crack this safe.
01:05:43Yeah.
01:05:44Me.
01:05:45Fortunately, that one thief was me six years ago.
01:05:52Is she really trying to take credit for my heist?
01:06:03One down.
01:06:04Three to go.
01:06:10Intruder alert.
01:06:11False entry detected.
01:06:13Notifying authorities in 20 seconds.
01:06:15Me.
01:06:15Me.
01:06:16Me.
01:06:16Alisa, you triggered the door alarm.
01:06:17We have to make it stop.
01:06:18Just give me a minute.
01:06:19We don't have a minute.
01:06:20How did you disarm it last time?
01:06:22Because it was you who cracked the safe, right?
01:06:24Somebody shuts me off.
01:06:26Eleven.
01:06:27Well, I'm just saying you've taught us before, so she's no problem.
01:06:31Stop bothering her with your questions and just standing in the corner like a good little
01:06:34boy.
01:06:34Five.
01:06:36Four.
01:06:37Three.
01:06:38Two.
01:06:41Three.
01:06:42Two.
01:06:45Intruder alert canceled.
01:06:48Got it.
01:06:50Sure you did.
01:06:52How was I supposed to know?
01:06:53The interior had been modified to lock like an IBV international vault.
01:06:57You should have stolen the vault's blueprints beforehand.
01:07:00Like I did.
01:07:01Uh, give me another second.
01:07:03Ladies, we don't have another second.
01:07:05Hold on.
01:07:07I'll give it a shot.
01:07:08You don't really think you can be faster than me.
01:07:11I am the one who cracked the safe, not chew.
01:07:14Stop distracting her.
01:07:15This is a job for the pros.
01:07:16Alyssa, you got this.
01:07:18No, she doesn't.
01:07:19What are you talking about?
01:07:21She won't get it open.
01:07:22The place where she's drilling, it won't work.
01:07:23You do not know what you're talking about.
01:07:25You are nothing and you are a nobody.
01:07:32Hmm.
01:07:33Got it.
01:07:35She won't get it open.
01:07:36Go back to shoplifting, you child.
01:07:42What is it?
01:07:43What's wrong?
01:07:46It's hollow.
01:07:48The locking mechanism must be in a different part of the door.
01:07:51Look, the guard's almost here.
01:07:52I can help.
01:07:53I'm fine.
01:07:53Idiot.
01:07:54I almost found it.
01:07:55Alyssa.
01:07:59Maybe we should give him a shot.
01:08:01And if he can't open it, then we will tackle him and then say that we stopped him from robbing
01:08:06the casino.
01:08:10Hold yours.
01:08:11Try not to screw up, but I already started.
01:08:13Don't worry.
01:08:15We'll be inside the vault in a matter of seconds.
01:08:22What the hell are you doing?
01:08:24Is this idiota trying to pray his way into the vault?
01:08:27He's drunk.
01:08:28He's been drunk the whole time.
01:08:30We're just seeing it now.
01:08:31Well, if you'd stop talking and listen, you'd hear the magnets sliding around inside.
01:08:35All security personnel, we have a computer code 9 at the vault.
01:08:40Thumbs up.
01:08:41Fickle him.
01:08:45Now for the magic words.
01:08:50Open sesame.
01:09:00How the hell?
01:09:01Impossibile.
01:09:02Who are you?
01:09:04Are we in overhead?
01:09:05Ladies, I suggest we get in.
01:09:16What the fuck?
01:09:20God damn.
01:09:22There's got to be near a billion in here.
01:09:24I am taking a decade-long spot dream.
01:09:26I am finally going to buy the mention of the Kispy and see.
01:09:38Bingo.
01:09:42Just what do you think you're doing?
01:09:45Just taking my share.
01:09:48You think you are so smart.
01:09:50Did you really think we were going to let you walk out of here with some money?
01:09:56We played you the entire time.
01:09:58And you didn't even notice.
01:10:00You see those cameras?
01:10:02They've been recording us the entire time.
01:10:05Except I put a bug in them to remove all of us from the recording.
01:10:08All of us.
01:10:10Except for you.
01:10:11You really thought you could hang with the three links?
01:10:14You were just our fault.
01:10:15That is what happens when you try to run this city, girls.
01:10:19Enjoy prison.
01:10:21Mr. Kim, we got it.
01:10:23It's safe for you to come in.
01:10:28Oh, this is more than I even thought.
01:10:32Barry is so paranoid, he put all his valuables in here.
01:10:36Come on, ladies.
01:10:36We can't stand around.
01:10:37Pack up.
01:10:39Who's this?
01:10:40Oh, no one.
01:10:41A pathetic poser is too dumb to realize we're taking advantage of him.
01:10:45We had him take the fall.
01:10:46He was easy.
01:10:47Almost a little too easy.
01:10:49It's like he wanted us to set him up.
01:10:52Sorry, buddy.
01:10:52But you shouldn't have tried to swim with the sharks.
01:10:56I'll remember that next time.
01:10:59Wait.
01:11:01Wait, I know that voice.
01:11:03Who?
01:11:05Who are you?
01:11:07You know exactly who I am.
01:11:12You stupid broads!
01:11:14Do you have any idea who you messed with?
01:11:16A wannabe petty thief.
01:11:17Yeah, calm down, Mr. Kim.
01:11:19He is a nobody.
01:11:20He's not a nobody.
01:11:22Richard, tranquilo.
01:11:24He's just our patsy.
01:11:26We had him in our web the entire time.
01:11:28He wasn't in your web.
01:11:29You were in his.
01:11:31You fools!
01:11:33Please.
01:11:34Please don't do this.
01:11:35Let us go.
01:11:36Relax, Richard.
01:11:38I can do anything crazy, like...
01:11:40reactivate the alarms.
01:11:42Oh, thank you.
01:11:44Because I already have.
01:11:48What?
01:11:54What kind of idiots are you?
01:11:56And what kind of idiots are you all?
01:11:59You think you can just waltz in here?
01:12:01Steal my stash?
01:12:02No.
01:12:03Not here.
01:12:05Not on my turf.
01:12:08Oh, Jesus.
01:12:10The three links, huh?
01:12:12KGB, Annie Oakley, and Penelope Cruz.
01:12:16The world's best cat burglars.
01:12:19My pink ass.
01:12:20Oh, God.
01:12:21And that's Richard Kim, isn't it?
01:12:23The geriatric hudster from the Cretaceous period.
01:12:27Trying to de-extinct your career after that deplorable magic competition.
01:12:33And you.
01:12:35That mask.
01:12:38I know you.
01:12:39You're the son of a bitch that got me put away for two years.
01:12:44Well, too bad it didn't stick, huh?
01:12:46But as I recall, I did kill your brother.
01:12:50I put him down like a dog.
01:12:53I should have put you down that night, too.
01:12:56Tell you what.
01:12:57We're gonna finish that job right now.
01:13:06Well, I knew it.
01:13:08You never did quite perfect that trick, did you?
01:13:16That's not my blood.
01:13:23You're probably thinking, I didn't see how he did that.
01:13:27And you know why you didn't?
01:13:30He blinked.
01:13:31Get him!
01:13:35Sweet.
01:13:35You guys brought flowers.
01:13:53Freeze!
01:14:00That's enough.
01:14:08What?
01:14:09How did you do that?
01:14:11I served like a bunch of hogs before getting butchered for a pit roast.
01:14:15What the hell happened?
01:14:17Why am I tied up?
01:14:18Because the real police are on their way and I want to make their job easier on them.
01:14:22Oh, and don't worry, it's just a flesh wound.
01:14:24I'm sure you'll go on to live many years in prison.
01:14:27Why would I go to prison?
01:14:29You're the thief.
01:14:30You're stealing from me.
01:14:32It's because you've been using your casino as one big cover as the biggest drug ring in the United States.
01:14:39Not even your billions can get you out of this.
01:14:42Because who the hell are you?
01:14:47I'm the master of magic, you motherfucker.
01:15:06You did it, Eric.
01:15:08untraceable bitcoin cryptocurrency enough to pay off the loans from the orphanage
01:15:13and put those kids through college we did it
01:15:22and the kids just love all the colors in the stained glass windows
01:15:27and the library we get brand new books every day thank you i still can't understand how you
01:15:35found the money to pay off all those loans you wouldn't believe me if i told you
01:15:43mommy daddy let's get ice cream for the show yeah ice cream
01:15:47read my mind you're like a little magician okay i guess we'll see you next week
01:15:52always looking forward to it let's go get that ice cream
01:16:01ladies and gentlemen allow me to introduce you to the newest member of the angier magic team
01:16:08the one the only mistress of magic herself
01:16:18charity angia
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