00:00Dad, I don't know how to say this, so I'm just gonna say it.
00:02Okay.
00:02I'm pregnant.
00:03You're not pregnant.
00:04Please lower your voice, you're gonna wake up the baby.
00:06You're not pregnant.
00:06Great, now he's awake.
00:07Do you even understand how pregnancy works?
00:09Oh, he's kicking.
00:11You wanna feel it?
00:12Right here?
00:13You wanna feel it?
00:13No, I think I'll pass.
00:15No, Bubby.
00:15Go back to sleep.
00:16That was just Grandpa being an asshole.
00:18I'm not being an asshole, I'm just-
00:20Yes, you are.
00:20You're judging me because I'm gonna be a teen mom and-
00:22You're not pregnant.
00:23Then why's my stomach hurt so bad?
00:24I don't know.
00:24Gas?
00:25Yeah, right, Dad.
00:25This ain't gas.
00:26This is a growing little person, isn't it?
00:33I'll cancel the baby registry.
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