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00:00:02Tonight's rivalry match-up is already heating up.
00:00:04It's Adam Johns of the Thunderhawks
00:00:06versus the Leopard Seals Golden Boy, Blake Ashburn.
00:00:10It's three games, one Golden Cup.
00:00:11Who's gonna be the winner?
00:00:13Adam's definitely got this.
00:00:21Let's go, Adam!
00:00:23I'm Lucy Hart.
00:00:24I gave up my dream school to follow my boyfriend Adam
00:00:26when he got a hockey scholarship.
00:00:28But it's all gonna be worth it when he beats his nemesis, Blake Ashburn,
00:00:31and I become the best sports photographer.
00:00:33Looks like the two captains have gotten into an intense flash in the corner.
00:00:44Make sure you get a good picture, man, all right?
00:00:48Blake Ashburn.
00:00:49He's a complete dickhead and a notorious playboy.
00:00:54Lucy Hart, my enemy's girlfriend.
00:00:56She hates my guts, but unfortunately, is totally my type.
00:01:03Looks like Blake got distracted for a second.
00:01:06Adam steals the puck, takes the shot, and he scores!
00:01:10Hey!
00:01:11Hey, what the fuck is that, huh?
00:01:13No, no, what the fuck?
00:01:14You got this, huh?
00:01:19Hey, hey!
00:01:20We're done.
00:01:20We're done.
00:01:21We're done.
00:01:21We're done.
00:01:22We're done.
00:01:22We're done.
00:01:22We're done.
00:01:22The winner is the Thunder Hawk!
00:01:28Adam!
00:01:30Adam!
00:01:30Adam!
00:01:30Adam!
00:01:31Over here!
00:01:34Oh.
00:01:34He probably just wants to celebrate with his team.
00:01:38Adam's always in a good mood after the game.
00:01:41I hope he likes the photo album I made him for our anniversary.
00:01:55Oh my god, Adam, you're cheating on me with my roommate?
00:02:01You're cheating on me with my roommate?
00:02:03What can I say?
00:02:04Every time I went to have sex, you just looked like you wanted it to be over.
00:02:07But Emma?
00:02:09She can go all night.
00:02:12We had sex in your bed, and ever since, Adam hasn't been able to get a nun.
00:02:19Adam is right.
00:02:21The truth is, I never really enjoyed it.
00:02:23Maybe I'm just too uptight in bed.
00:02:25So that's why you're cheating on me.
00:02:27Emma can do things you can't even imagine.
00:02:31She's bending you like a pretzel.
00:02:37No, I thought you were my friend.
00:02:39Why are you doing this to me?
00:02:41See, you're not hot enough to be a hockey player's girlfriend.
00:02:46I mean, look at you.
00:02:48You're even dressed like a grandma.
00:02:54Stop!
00:02:59You're even wearing granny panties.
00:03:04Oh my god.
00:03:06What the fuck is wrong with you?
00:03:08You can have the dorm to yourself tonight.
00:03:10Adam's going to keep me very busy.
00:03:13Very.
00:03:14You guys.
00:03:15Oh my god.
00:03:25Oh my god.
00:03:27Idiot!
00:03:29Fucking stupid.
00:03:32Fucking believe this cheater.
00:03:35I'm just going to break fucking heartache.
00:03:37Blue schools for him.
00:03:42All right, that's enough crying.
00:03:43I'm trying to enjoy the view.
00:03:52Blake Ashford.
00:03:54Blake Ashford.
00:04:00Blake Ashford.
00:04:02You've been listening to me this whole fucking time?
00:04:05Yeah, I have.
00:04:07You weren't supposed to hear any of that.
00:04:10Yeah, well, you know, you're not supposed to be here.
00:04:17Lucy, this is my spot.
00:04:19This is not your spot.
00:04:20You can't just claim a building.
00:04:22I did.
00:04:23You just lost.
00:04:24Why are you even here?
00:04:29You know what?
00:04:29I don't care.
00:04:31I'm just saying.
00:04:31Hold on.
00:04:31Hold on.
00:04:34Let me guess.
00:04:35You're crying right now because of Adam.
00:04:38It's none of your business.
00:04:39Well, well, let me give you a piece of advice, huh?
00:04:42That guy is not worth one of your tears.
00:04:45So don't.
00:04:46Okay, well, since you're so nosy,
00:04:48you told me that my best friend is better in bed than me.
00:04:51Jesus.
00:04:52It's pretty low even for fucking Adam.
00:04:56You're like the biggest man whore,
00:04:58so I don't care what you think.
00:05:00I don't want to hear it.
00:05:02Let me see that.
00:05:03You're a photographer, right?
00:05:04No, give that back.
00:05:05Hey, what's this?
00:05:06I'm looking.
00:05:06Man whore, Santa Joy Smart?
00:05:10Wow, you know, you are pretty good.
00:05:12You made Adam look like he was a real hockey player.
00:05:13Stop.
00:05:14It's amazing.
00:05:14No, no, no, hold on.
00:05:15I'm still looking.
00:05:17Right there.
00:05:18You got a picture of me.
00:05:20Look at that.
00:05:21I knew you were looking at me behind that camera.
00:05:23You're so full of yourself.
00:05:25I'm not full of myself.
00:05:26Listen to me.
00:05:27I'm trying to get you to understand
00:05:29that there are more players on the ice.
00:05:31All right, don't give Adam all your attention.
00:05:34He was my first love,
00:05:36and we actually thought we could have, like, a future together.
00:05:39So it's more important.
00:05:41You know, I don't even know why I'm telling you any of this shit.
00:05:43Hey, hey, hey.
00:05:44It's all right.
00:05:45Listen.
00:05:46Just relax.
00:05:47I'll take my shirt off.
00:05:48It'll cheer you up.
00:05:49Come on.
00:05:50No.
00:05:52All right.
00:05:54Oh, you okay?
00:05:56Lucy, you okay?
00:05:57Lucy.
00:06:06That's not mine.
00:06:10And this definitely isn't mine.
00:06:13Where the fuck am I?
00:06:16What's up?
00:06:18You're in my place.
00:06:20I'm relaxed.
00:06:20Everything's cool.
00:06:21I didn't steal your kidneys.
00:06:23Did you change my clothes?
00:06:24You, uh, fell on ya.
00:06:26Hit your head.
00:06:27You were kind of like swimming around this puddle of beer, so...
00:06:32I gave you my shirt.
00:06:34Don't worry.
00:06:35Don't worry.
00:06:36I wasn't peeking.
00:06:38I didn't mean all that much, but...
00:06:40Ew.
00:06:40Oh, my God.
00:06:41Ew.
00:06:42Ew.
00:06:43Ew.
00:06:44Ew.
00:06:45God, this is such a nightmare.
00:06:47My fucking ex-boyfriend cheated on me with my roommate,
00:06:50and now I've been abducted by Blake Ashburn, of all people.
00:06:55How come every time you say my name, you say it like it's an insult?
00:06:57You know, do you remember when you duct taped Adam's car last year?
00:07:02Yeah, that was my car.
00:07:05My bad.
00:07:06I mean, you gotta admit, that was pretty funny, right?
00:07:08No.
00:07:09I thought it was Adam's car, and he deserved it.
00:07:11Why do you guys hate each other so much?
00:07:15We have some mystery.
00:07:17Oh, my God.
00:07:17I feel...
00:07:18I feel so...
00:07:18so stupid right now.
00:07:21You know what I think is fucked up?
00:07:22The way that Adam keeps trying to destroy your confidence.
00:07:25What if he's right?
00:07:27Maybe...
00:07:27Maybe I am bad at having sex.
00:07:30That's what guys like him do.
00:07:32They make you feel smaller so he can feel better about himself.
00:07:35And it's pathetic.
00:07:36But seriously, don't let it get you.
00:07:38So why?
00:07:39I just...
00:07:41Just pretend I'm fine.
00:07:44You should get back at him.
00:07:48What are you saying?
00:07:49Don't you want to hurt him the way that he hurt you?
00:07:52Maybe.
00:07:53I don't know.
00:07:54You do.
00:07:55And I want to knock him off his game before the playoffs.
00:07:58What are you thinking?
00:08:01I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:08:05I don't know.
00:08:07It's okay.
00:08:08I don't know.
00:08:08I can't.
00:08:10I do.
00:08:10I can't.
00:08:11I can't.
00:08:12I can't.
00:08:14I can't.
00:08:17I can't.
00:08:23I can't.
00:08:24You're gonna have sex with me just to get under Adam's skin
00:08:27and mess him up before the game, but it's not real.
00:08:29It's fake.
00:08:30I am not taking my clothes off for you.
00:08:32You wouldn't have to take your clothes off, it's fake.
00:08:34Well, you're like the biggest man-whore at the school.
00:08:36I don't trust you at all.
00:08:37That man-whore stuff is a total ruin.
00:08:39It's bullshit.
00:08:41And once Adam sees us together,
00:08:42he's gonna be totally jealous,
00:08:43and he's gonna regret that he ever hooked up
00:08:46with somebody else, okay?
00:08:47I promise.
00:08:49You're like the enemy.
00:08:50I would never do that to my team.
00:08:52That's your turn.
00:08:53All right.
00:08:56What are you looking at?
00:08:58What is that?
00:08:59No!
00:09:00Give it to me!
00:09:01Give it!
00:09:02Dress it, Dress it.
00:09:03You want to see it?
00:09:03Yes!
00:09:07Honestly, I couldn't have done it without my girl.
00:09:10She keeps me grounded,
00:09:11and she makes me the best hot chocolate in the world.
00:09:15That's my hot-
00:09:16I-I made that hot chocolate for him!
00:09:18So yeah, this one's for you, babe.
00:09:21Oh my fucking god!
00:09:23Oh my god!
00:09:24Oh my god!
00:09:26It's not your team, okay?
00:09:29Look, you stole my win,
00:09:31and you broke your heart.
00:09:33Why don't you see me and you,
00:09:34we get some revenge?
00:09:37Okay.
00:09:39What-what do-why do I have to do?
00:09:49You can start by making some hot chocolate for me.
00:10:00Still making me hot chocolates, I see.
00:10:01I'm Adam's girlfriend now.
00:10:03You are just embarrassing yourself.
00:10:06I mean, seriously, that outfit?
00:10:08Did you get dressed in the dark this morning?
00:10:12Here.
00:10:13You fix it.
00:10:14What?
00:10:17Excuse me.
00:10:20Sorry, Sarah.
00:10:21She made this for me.
00:10:26Damn, that's good.
00:10:27Thank you, baby.
00:10:29Yeah.
00:10:35Of course.
00:10:37Baby.
00:10:39What the hell's going on here?
00:10:42Oh, you haven't heard the news?
00:10:43We're hooking up.
00:10:46There's no way.
00:10:48Oh, you don't believe me?
00:10:49Cute.
00:10:50Baby, why don't you lick this off my finger
00:10:52like you did last night?
00:10:56Blake, if you're trying to make me believe
00:10:58that you and Lucy had sex,
00:11:01you're wasting your time.
00:11:19Mmm.
00:11:21Yummy.
00:11:25Yeah, she's very thorough.
00:11:29If you know what I mean.
00:11:30I love dairy.
00:11:32She does.
00:11:34Monkey.
00:11:37Oh, what's the matter, big boy?
00:11:39Huh?
00:11:40You can move on, but Lucy can't?
00:11:41I think that's called what?
00:11:43Toxic masculinity?
00:11:44You fuck?
00:11:45I don't care.
00:11:46Yeah, well, I hope that's true.
00:11:48Because you're going to lose the gay man
00:11:49and your girl on the same night then.
00:11:51My girl's right here.
00:11:53I upgraded.
00:11:56Yeah, sure.
00:11:58Well, I don't know about you guys, but, uh,
00:12:01I can't keep my hands off of her.
00:12:04Jesus Christ.
00:12:05What?
00:12:09Oh, shit.
00:12:11I have to go along with this.
00:12:17Well, what do you say?
00:12:18I think we've got enough time to squeeze in a quickie before the game.
00:12:21Hmm?
00:12:22Really?
00:12:25Yeah.
00:12:26Yeah, baby.
00:12:27Later, fucker.
00:12:34Come on, Adam, forget about them.
00:12:37They're just losers.
00:12:39Yeah.
00:12:41Okay, this better work.
00:12:43It's gonna work, trust me.
00:12:45It's gonna take the bait.
00:12:47All right, you ready to put on a show?
00:12:50Yeah, let's go.
00:12:51Let's move.
00:12:53Let's go.
00:12:57Let's go.
00:13:07Let's go.
00:13:11Let's go.
00:13:23Let's go.
00:13:24Let's go.
00:13:43You ready?
00:13:46what if he doesn't even come in here did you see that look on his face
00:13:50the look of pure jealousy he's gonna come in here trust me all right i'm ready when you are
00:14:04okay you guys kind of like kissing a mannequin but you can do better than that
00:14:09i'm just nervous okay why don't we take a deep breath
00:14:17the first rule is eye contact
00:14:22i'll limit you it's confidence move the way that you want to move trust yourself
00:14:29and rule of three physical touch touch me like you want me to feel you
00:14:36taking every moment every second
00:14:41and lean in like you want to tell me a secret okay
00:14:48your turn
00:15:01just trust me
00:15:24she wouldn't and perfect let's roll and now for a little surprise we're going behind the scenes
00:15:31to catch star player blake ashburn before the game
00:15:38oh
00:15:41hey adam
00:15:43oh my god
00:15:45oh my god
00:15:50oh my god
00:15:51oh my god
00:15:53oh my god
00:15:56you're gonna shoot
00:15:56come on get the fuck out of here
00:16:00oh
00:16:01fucking vultures
00:16:02what the fuck
00:16:03you okay
00:16:03oh my god
00:16:05there's the camera
00:16:07i'll handle it
00:16:08i'm professional
00:16:16can you tell us a little bit about what we just saw in there who was that is she one
00:16:20of your latest flings
00:16:21you're fine
00:16:23no i'm too plain for her
00:16:24oh come on
00:16:25a young athlete at you has got to have a rotating roster of girls
00:16:29no you see that girl was uh
00:16:34she's my girlfriend
00:16:47actually i'm gonna win the game for her
00:16:50so if you'll excuse me
00:16:51mr blake please can you tell us more we'd love to know more please mr blake
00:16:58what have i done
00:17:08isn't that the girl from the jungle tron
00:17:10oh god i am so humiliated
00:17:14the one blake coho's girlfriend
00:17:15she's so lucky
00:17:17huh
00:17:20woo
00:17:21let's go blake
00:17:23woo
00:17:24you think you can just steal my girl
00:17:26i already did
00:17:28good luck with my sloppy seconds
00:17:30you know i had her screaming my name last night
00:17:38what the fuck was that
00:17:39what the fuck is that
00:17:40hey hey hey we're done we're done
00:17:41we're done
00:17:42hey we started it
00:17:43let's go let's go to the box
00:17:46woo
00:17:47woo
00:17:48woo
00:17:51hey
00:17:51come on
00:17:52what are you doing
00:17:52i'm gonna do this
00:17:52yes
00:17:53yes
00:17:53yes
00:17:54yes
00:17:54yes
00:17:54no
00:17:54no
00:18:03play
00:18:04blake blake blake blake blake
00:18:06come on guys
00:18:07blake blake blake blake blake blake blake
00:18:10blake blake blake
00:18:11what did they get huh
00:18:11good job
00:18:12So tell me, now that I've won, do I get a kiss?
00:18:26Okay, it's just for show.
00:18:29And I'm going to kill him later.
00:18:38A couple hours ago, I wanted to kill you, but your plan worked, so.
00:18:45I'm sorry that I told everybody that you were my girlfriend.
00:18:49Oh.
00:18:51I just know we didn't talk about that.
00:18:53Why did you?
00:18:55I just didn't want the reporters to skew it so it looked like you were just some random groupie.
00:19:00Yeah, I think you deserve a lot more than that.
00:19:02Thanks.
00:19:03Wow, Blake isn't as bad as I thought he was.
00:19:05You know what I was thinking?
00:19:06My plan worked so well, and Adam got so mad.
00:19:11Why don't we keep this going?
00:19:14Yeah, until the end of the season.
00:19:16You know, I'll win the playoffs, and you'll get your revenge.
00:19:26Rules.
00:19:26Rules.
00:19:28Love her.
00:19:29Good.
00:19:31Okay, rule number one.
00:19:33We only do what's necessary.
00:19:35No random touching.
00:19:37Well, what about?
00:19:38Now hear me now.
00:19:44No, no, no, no.
00:19:46Is it?
00:19:46Hey.
00:19:47You can look, but you can't touch.
00:19:50Unless it's necessary.
00:19:52Okay.
00:19:53All right.
00:19:54Rule number two is no hooking up with other people.
00:20:03No hooking up?
00:20:05No hooking up?
00:20:06Why?
00:20:06Because you're jealous?
00:20:09What?
00:20:11No.
00:20:12It's not why, okay?
00:20:13I just, uh, I think that we need to make the story believable.
00:20:19Story.
00:20:19Okay.
00:20:20Okay, fine.
00:20:22Okay, fine.
00:20:22Three.
00:20:23Okay, we have to go to events together.
00:20:25So, games, the dining hall for lunch, um, the charity gala.
00:20:31What about the post-game victory party that's happening tonight?
00:20:35It's tonight?
00:20:37Mm-hmm.
00:20:38Mm-hmm.
00:20:39I don't, I don't have anything to wear, so.
00:20:42What are you talking about?
00:20:43You're wearing the perfect outfit right now.
00:20:46They're trusting.
00:20:48Welcome to the team, Lucy.
00:20:53No touching.
00:20:55Shut up, shut up, shut up.
00:20:57Shut up, shut up.
00:20:57Shut up, shut up, shut up.
00:21:00Okay, breathe.
00:21:01It's just a party.
00:21:02A very loud party of Blake's teammates who might actually hate me.
00:21:09Oh, look who it is.
00:21:11Oh, shit.
00:21:12Blake.
00:21:12What a question.
00:21:13You guys are doing a fucking job today.
00:21:17Boys, this is Lucy.
00:21:19Hi.
00:21:20Lucy, our lucky tour room.
00:21:23Oh, God.
00:21:25You guys all saw that.
00:21:27Hey, and we appreciate what you did for the team.
00:21:29He must be pretty special if he's showing off on the big screen and calling his girlfriend.
00:21:33It's not like he hasn't had other girlfriends before.
00:21:38Oh, uh, he's had girls before.
00:21:41There are lots of them.
00:21:42All right.
00:21:43Take it easy.
00:21:45He's just, he's never brought one to a party before.
00:21:47Huh.
00:21:48So he'll sleep with them, but he won't even invite them out.
00:21:51Just like I thought.
00:21:52A man more.
00:21:54Well, I had to bring her out.
00:21:55I mean, my God, look how good she looks in my jersey.
00:22:02You're wearing his jersey now?
00:22:05Seriously?
00:22:08You're wearing his jersey now?
00:22:10Honestly, Lucy, this is getting pathetic.
00:22:11You embarrassed yourself in front of thousands of people?
00:22:13And now what?
00:22:14You really think you're his girlfriend or something?
00:22:16Yes.
00:22:17You know what's pretty fucking pathetic?
00:22:19It's you harassing me at a party.
00:22:21Why don't you get a light?
00:22:23Burn!
00:22:25Damn!
00:22:26Get him!
00:22:28I guess if you two are hooking up, I have to offer you my sympathies, Blake.
00:22:32What is that supposed to mean?
00:22:33It means you're the most boring lay on the face of the planet.
00:22:37You got this right?
00:22:38She just lays there dead like a starfish.
00:22:40Doesn't even move a muscle.
00:22:42It's honestly weird.
00:22:44I'm gonna murder him with my bare hands.
00:22:48You know, I haven't noticed anything like that.
00:22:51Not from my very thorough experience.
00:22:54Maybe the problem's you, bro.
00:22:55I'm the adamant. Are you sure everything's working down there?
00:22:58All right.
00:23:02Watch yourself, Ashburn.
00:23:04Don't fucking touch me.
00:23:10You're gonna regret it.
00:23:11You're speaking like that again.
00:23:12Don't act like you didn't fucking love it.
00:23:21All right, you know what, guys?
00:23:23We're gonna go find a room.
00:23:24Oh!
00:23:26What?
00:23:27Later, Fonzie.
00:23:32Blake.
00:23:33Blake, what the fuck was that?
00:23:35Nothing.
00:23:35I mean, it totally showed him up, didn't it?
00:23:37Oh, my God.
00:23:40This is all for show.
00:23:41I bet they're doing nothing in there.
00:23:43All right.
00:23:44It's time to celebrate.
00:23:46Sell what?
00:23:47Some sex.
00:23:49Oh, yeah, Lucy.
00:23:51Right there.
00:23:51Oh, my God.
00:23:52We're having fake sex with you.
00:23:54You have to.
00:23:55Do you hear what he just said about you?
00:23:56Now's your chance to get some revenge, all right?
00:23:58Oh, my God.
00:23:59This is so humiliating.
00:24:02It's quiet in there.
00:24:04That Lucy chickened out.
00:24:06Come on.
00:24:07I'm chicken.
00:24:08Okay.
00:24:08Okay.
00:24:10Oh, my God.
00:24:11Yeah, Blake.
00:24:12Oh, yeah.
00:24:14Get on the bed.
00:24:16Jump up and down.
00:24:17Jump up and down.
00:24:18Okay.
00:24:19Wow, Lucy.
00:24:20You are so fucking zen.
00:24:21Oh, yeah.
00:24:23I've been stretching, baby.
00:24:25I've been you little sluts.
00:24:27Oh, what's that, Lucy?
00:24:28I'm the biggest you've ever seen?
00:24:30So much bigger than Adam.
00:24:31Yeah, yeah.
00:24:32Get in a little sluts.
00:24:36Jesus fucking Christ.
00:24:37What are they doing in there?
00:24:41Oh, my God, Blake.
00:24:43Oh, yeah.
00:24:43Right there, Lucy.
00:24:44Don't stop.
00:24:45Don't stop.
00:24:51Take it home, Lucy.
00:24:54Blake.
00:24:55Blake.
00:24:56Blake.
00:24:58No.
00:24:59Did she just finish?
00:25:01That's it.
00:25:02I'm going in.
00:25:03Go get him.
00:25:06Here's the gun.
00:25:07Come on.
00:25:07Here's the gun.
00:25:08Here's the gun.
00:25:08All right.
00:25:09Take your shirt off.
00:25:10What?
00:25:12No, I'm not taking my shirt off.
00:25:13You have to take your shirt off.
00:25:14We're going to get caught.
00:25:15Come on.
00:25:33You've got some nerve, Lucy.
00:25:34God, you're such a fucking pervert.
00:25:36What, you just couldn't pass the opportunity for another show?
00:25:38This is stupid.
00:25:40I'm out of here.
00:25:41Bye-bye.
00:25:41I ain't a fucking cuck.
00:25:47Oh, my God.
00:25:50Wow.
00:25:51That was, uh...
00:25:52Too much?
00:25:53No, no.
00:25:54I'm, uh...
00:25:55Very impressed.
00:25:57It was very convincing.
00:25:58You get so good at fake orgasm, huh?
00:26:00I don't know.
00:26:00I guess I've had a lot of practice.
00:26:03At, uh, at baking it?
00:26:09Lucy, have you ever had a real orgasm?
00:26:13No.
00:26:14Never?
00:26:15Never in your whole life?
00:26:17No.
00:26:17Like, when me and Adam would do it, it's just, like, he finished, and then that was it.
00:26:21Wow.
00:26:22Like, pathetic human being.
00:26:26Yeah.
00:26:32I could help you with that.
00:26:37If you want me, Adam.
00:26:40Is he serious?
00:26:42Is this happening?
00:26:44Do I want this to be happening?
00:26:47Wait, I can't trust Blake.
00:26:49He's a total playboy.
00:26:50Um, well, we have...
00:26:52rules.
00:26:54Yeah, I know.
00:26:55I'm just saying.
00:26:55Well, I don't know.
00:26:57Do you think we, like, took it too far?
00:26:59Did we do too much?
00:27:00No, I mean, listen.
00:27:02You didn't get turned on by us having fake sex?
00:27:04It was...
00:27:05It was fake.
00:27:06Key word, fake.
00:27:07It's not real.
00:27:07It's just, um...
00:27:09You had to get revenge.
00:27:10Yes, I know that.
00:27:11Then don't say stuff like that.
00:27:12Okay.
00:27:13I got it.
00:27:13Strictly professional.
00:27:15Sound like I have feelings for you anyways.
00:27:17Good.
00:27:17Good?
00:27:19All right.
00:27:21I'm walking you home.
00:27:22Wait, what?
00:27:22We're leaving?
00:27:23Yeah.
00:27:25Did I say something to upset him?
00:27:27Let's get the fuck out of this place.
00:27:30Why do I feel like I just messed everything up?
00:27:38Okay.
00:27:39This one's me.
00:27:41Thank you for, you know, walking me home.
00:27:43No problem.
00:27:44I'll see you tomorrow.
00:27:46For fake dating purposes only, right?
00:27:48Obviously.
00:27:50Obviously.
00:27:53All right, well...
00:27:56Good night.
00:27:58Good night.
00:28:02Good.
00:28:04This is good.
00:28:06Definitely doesn't sting at all.
00:28:14What are you doing?
00:28:15Why are you throwing my clothes on the floor?
00:28:18I am kicking you out.
00:28:19What?
00:28:20You can't just kick me out.
00:28:21This is literally my room, too.
00:28:22Yes, I can.
00:28:23I talked to housing.
00:28:24Adam's dad made a call.
00:28:26No, that is not fair.
00:28:27What am I supposed to do?
00:28:28Where am I supposed to go?
00:28:29This is my bed.
00:28:30You slept with the enemy and cost Adam his game.
00:28:33What did you think was going to happen?
00:28:35You slept with my boyfriend.
00:28:36You should be the one to go.
00:28:38You can tell your sob story to your fellow homeless friends.
00:28:41What?
00:28:42No, stop.
00:28:44These are my clothes.
00:28:46What are you doing?
00:28:47Get out of my room.
00:28:51Where the hell am I supposed to go now?
00:28:56What's up, Lucy?
00:28:57You know, if you wanted me to stay so bad, you could have just asked.
00:29:00I need to do a whole strip tease.
00:29:03Well, my roommate, um, Emma, just kicked me out.
00:29:07Oh.
00:29:10Yep.
00:29:12We need a place to stay?
00:29:14What?
00:29:15You could stay with me.
00:29:18No.
00:29:19I got two bedrooms.
00:29:20I got my own space.
00:29:21No, that's a terrible idea.
00:29:24We're fake dating.
00:29:26Nobody would think anything of it.
00:29:36It's a bad idea.
00:29:39It's a tool.
00:29:41Oh.
00:29:47So, uh, your room is going to be downstairs.
00:29:50Mine's upstairs.
00:29:52But feel free to use the fridge, kitchen, TV.
00:29:55It's all yours.
00:29:56All right.
00:29:58You, uh, want some wine?
00:29:59Sure.
00:29:59Yeah.
00:30:16I have a question.
00:30:18What's your question?
00:30:20Why are you helping me?
00:30:22Because I like you, Lucy.
00:30:25Because we have a quest for revenge.
00:30:27A common enemy.
00:30:29I feel like there's something else.
00:30:32And it's not just this rivalry you have with Adam.
00:30:36Why do you hate him so much?
00:30:40My dad died when I was 16.
00:30:44I'm sorry.
00:30:45Okay.
00:30:48Me and Adam, we were on the same team.
00:30:50Now, he was one of the first people that I told.
00:30:52And then he takes it upon himself to go to the coach
00:30:56and tell him that my head's not in the right space.
00:30:58That I'm distracted.
00:31:00And I get kicked off the team.
00:31:02That's ridiculous.
00:31:04It was just me and my mom.
00:31:06All we had was hockey.
00:31:08Hockey's the only thing that makes our life feel normal again.
00:31:12Do you think she puts too much pressure on you?
00:31:15Yeah.
00:31:15Absolutely.
00:31:17But I think that's okay.
00:31:19That's my job.
00:31:27I think you're a lot more than just a hockey player.
00:31:39It's been a long day.
00:31:41Get some sleep.
00:31:46Good night.
00:31:55Lucy, have you ever had a real orgasm?
00:31:58No.
00:32:00Never had an orgasm.
00:32:14Strictly professional.
00:32:25Blake Ashburn?
00:32:26Yes.
00:32:27Sign up on me, please.
00:32:30Awesome.
00:32:31Thank you very much.
00:32:32I'm Roman.
00:32:33This was a bad idea.
00:32:35A very thoughtful, well-intentioned, incredibly bad idea.
00:32:46God.
00:32:47Why do I have to be fake dating the hottest man alive?
00:32:50Good morning.
00:32:51Good morning.
00:32:54What is that?
00:32:59Woo!
00:33:00Sorry.
00:33:02You're so jumpy this morning.
00:33:04Um, I think it's just because I'm so excited about life right now.
00:33:08Um, but, uh, I got practice at like 7.45, so I gotta go.
00:33:12But, uh...
00:33:15Hey, little sis.
00:33:17I heard what happened with Emma.
00:33:18The worst.
00:33:21I gotta go.
00:33:22All right.
00:33:23Good.
00:33:25Bye.
00:33:29I sent you a care package.
00:33:30It should have arrived by now.
00:33:32Love you.
00:33:42Love you.
00:33:42I just got it.
00:33:44I'm gonna open it now.
00:33:51Whoa!
00:33:53How did my sister get me a fucking vibrator?
00:33:57I'm not using that.
00:33:59She's so funny.
00:34:19Oh!
00:34:21Oh, my God.
00:34:24Oh, my God.
00:34:35Oh, my God.
00:34:37Oh, my God.
00:34:41I wanna taste you sweet delight
00:34:46And I'll trace you skin on mine
00:35:12You're so hot.
00:35:16Oh, my God.
00:35:20For Lucy
00:35:22Love your big sis, Grace
00:35:24How sweet
00:35:30Oh, shit.
00:35:36She found it
00:35:39And she's like me
00:35:46Dude, don't listen to Lucy getting freaky right now
00:35:49Respect her privacy
00:35:52I care so hot
00:35:53Huh?
00:35:54She's thinking about me
00:35:56This is really good
00:35:59Phew
00:36:00He's not home yet
00:36:02That vibrator was a lot louder than I thought it was gonna be
00:36:10How was your morning?
00:36:12Fine
00:36:13Your, uh, sister got you this
00:36:17Oh
00:36:19Oh
00:36:19My God
00:36:20My sister didn't send me the vibrator
00:36:22But then who
00:36:26So, um
00:36:27There was a package by the door
00:36:31That wasn't from my sister?
00:36:33Um, no
00:36:34That crosses the line so much
00:36:37You cannot just
00:36:38Relax, listen
00:36:39You know, I was gonna return it
00:36:41But then it seemed like you were enjoying it so much
00:36:46So, you, you, you heard me
00:36:49I was trying to be a gentleman about the whole thing
00:36:50But then, uh, I heard you
00:36:52Say my name
00:36:53Can you just stop talking?
00:36:55Okay?
00:36:55Hey, come on
00:36:56What?
00:36:58You know, I really liked it
00:36:59This is getting way too real
00:37:01What if he's just like Adam and I get my heart broken again?
00:37:04No, okay, okay
00:37:05All right
00:37:06Stop
00:37:06No, we're not doing this
00:37:07Let's, let's just end the contract
00:37:09Oh, you want to end the contract?
00:37:10Um, after the gala
00:37:11We're, we're gonna be done
00:37:13That's what you want
00:37:14Yeah
00:37:22That has to be what I want
00:37:24You can't trust him, Lucy
00:37:26Clearly you can't
00:37:31Lucy, come on
00:37:32Open the door
00:37:33Look
00:37:34It was my bad, all right
00:37:36I shouldn't have got you that gift
00:37:37It was totally crossing the line
00:37:39But just
00:37:40Open the door
00:37:40I'll make it up to you
00:37:41I promise
00:37:43How?
00:37:43I'll take you shopping
00:37:45Shopping?
00:37:45I think all of your clothes are in the bushes
00:37:47Underneath Emma's windows
00:37:48Come on
00:37:49I'll get you a new dress for the charity gala
00:37:52I'll take you to the mall
00:37:54You can get a mall pretzel
00:37:59Did you see a mall pretzel?
00:38:00I did
00:38:02Fine
00:38:03All right, well
00:38:04Then your gowns and your pretzels will eat you
00:38:05Why does he have to be so god damn charming?
00:38:10Mom
00:38:21Come here
00:38:29What are you doing?
00:38:31I've been getting tailored clothes since I was a little kid
00:38:33Put your arms up
00:38:39God, look at his hands
00:38:43I'm falling into you
00:38:46No one loves me like you do
00:38:49Thought that you and I went through
00:38:52But I'm falling into you
00:38:55I've been falling into you
00:38:58Got a fist for me
00:38:59There's nothing left to lose
00:39:01No one loves me like you do
00:39:04I'm falling into you
00:39:07Do it
00:39:07Kiss me
00:39:09Just do it
00:39:12Hi, welcome
00:39:13Can I help you?
00:39:14Hi
00:39:15Um, yes
00:39:16We are looking for
00:39:17A very beautiful dress
00:39:19I've got the perfect one
00:39:22Thank you
00:39:33What do you think?
00:39:39Blake
00:39:41I think it's, uh, amazing
00:39:44I think it's totally you
00:39:46And you're beautiful
00:39:49You two are adorable
00:39:51Such a lovely couple
00:39:53Oh, um
00:39:54Thank you
00:39:55You know, I think so too
00:39:57So what do we think?
00:39:58We taking this dress home?
00:40:00Yes
00:40:04Wait, Blake
00:40:05It's $8,000
00:40:06$8,000 to see you in that dress?
00:40:09Seems like a steal to me
00:40:12Here you go
00:40:19Hi
00:40:21Uh
00:40:24Why are we in a lingerie shop?
00:40:26Because if I was your boyfriend, I'd buy a lingerie
00:40:28But you're not
00:40:31Hi
00:40:31Hi
00:40:32What size bra?
00:40:34She's a 34B
00:40:37What the hell?
00:40:38I don't know
00:40:38How do you know my bra size?
00:40:40Eyeball
00:40:40You can't eyeball my boobs
00:40:42I can and I will
00:40:45Thank you
00:40:48You're impossible
00:40:49And you love it
00:40:52Since when do you buy lingerie?
00:40:57Since when do you buy lingerie?
00:41:00Since I have someone that I actually want to wear it for
00:41:02You forget that I know you, Lucy
00:41:04I can tell when you're trying to be someone you're not
00:41:06I don't think I actually am trying to become the person that I've always wanted to be
00:41:11Without you
00:41:12Can I help you?
00:41:14We're shopping
00:41:15Hey, babe, I like that one
00:41:16Oh yeah, that's the red one?
00:41:17Yeah
00:41:18So sexy
00:41:20Cute, right?
00:41:22I like it
00:41:23What do you think, Adam?
00:41:25Think you look good in this?
00:41:26Actually, you know what?
00:41:27Don't answer that
00:41:27It's really none of your business
00:41:28Because I'm the one who's going to be seeing her
00:41:30Not you
00:41:31True
00:41:32You're just doing this to piss me off
00:41:34Oh, no, it's definitely an added bonus
00:41:36But I'm really just doing it because
00:41:37My girlfriend is super hot
00:41:42And you're not so bad yourself, baby
00:41:45Thank you
00:41:46You need to stay away from Blake, okay?
00:41:48He's just using you
00:41:49Get your fucking hand off of me
00:41:50You're going to get your heart broken, Lucy
00:41:52He's just using you to get back with his supermodel ex-girlfriend
00:41:58Hey, Adam
00:41:59Watch it
00:42:01Look her up
00:42:02You're not his type
00:42:05I don't trust you
00:42:06And we're over
00:42:07So can you just get the fuck out of my face?
00:42:09I think we both know that's a lie
00:42:11It's not
00:42:12Shut the fuck up
00:42:17Adam, what is going on here?
00:42:19Oh, my God
00:42:20Oh, my God, seriously?
00:42:23Oh, my God, seriously?
00:42:25You know, it's starting to smell like shit in here
00:42:27Come on, let's go, baby
00:42:34Hold up
00:42:36Did I feel good?
00:42:38Yeah
00:42:39It felt pretty good
00:42:41You look good
00:42:43Thank you
00:42:45So, uh
00:42:46How about we go get those bristles?
00:42:48Yes
00:42:49I'm actually so hungry
00:42:50Let's go
00:42:51Okay
00:42:54Plague makes me feel so safe
00:42:56But this is fake
00:42:57This is all fake
00:42:58Maybe he's just good at pretending
00:43:03Why are you so obsessed with them?
00:43:06Oh, my God
00:43:06Can we please not start with this?
00:43:09You're not obsessed with them
00:43:11You're obsessed with her
00:43:12At least she doesn't yap non-stop like you
00:43:15Jesus Christ
00:43:16Can you just give it a break?
00:43:18You have been obsessed with her
00:43:19Ever since she started hooking up with Blake
00:43:21Okay
00:43:22I am your girlfriend now, remember?
00:43:24Yeah
00:43:25And this isn't working anymore
00:43:28Adam?
00:43:35Why do I care so much
00:43:37That I'm not his type
00:43:38When tonight is the last night
00:43:39Of our fake relationship
00:43:40God, get a grip, Lucy
00:43:42So we got my suit
00:43:45We got your beautiful dress
00:43:46And we got your beautiful shoes
00:43:47Together we make the beauty and the beast
00:44:00So you're looking at pictures
00:44:01Of my ex-girlfriend, huh?
00:44:03Why are you doing that?
00:44:06I'm sure you
00:44:08Still want to go to the call with me
00:44:11Because it's fine if you don't
00:44:13I know I'm not
00:44:15Some supermodel
00:44:17If Adam ever said anything like that
00:44:19It's because he's an insecure little bitch
00:44:21Who's just trying to destroy your confidence
00:44:22Alright?
00:44:23Don't let him
00:44:24I'm serious
00:44:26I know I'm nothing like her
00:44:28I don't, like, measure up to her
00:44:30At all
00:44:30A million times back in America
00:44:32In every single fucking way
00:44:35Okay, well then
00:44:36Why did you guys break up?
00:44:37Uh, we broke up
00:44:38Because she's a horrible person
00:44:40She's mean
00:44:41She's not nice
00:44:42She's not charismatic
00:44:43And beautiful
00:44:43And funny
00:44:44And charming
00:44:44Like you
00:44:46She's the one
00:44:46That doesn't compare to you
00:44:48Believe that
00:44:50And I do take pretty good photos
00:44:52You do?
00:44:53You're an amazing photographer
00:44:55You're an amazing artist
00:44:56You're beautiful, Lucy
00:45:01And you know
00:45:02You're an amazing photographer
00:45:03Who's never taken a picture of yours truly
00:45:05So
00:45:06I should be the one who's upset
00:45:07Oh yeah?
00:45:08Yeah
00:45:09That's what you think
00:45:11What do you mean?
00:45:13What are you doing?
00:45:16What is that?
00:45:19I don't know
00:45:20What is it?
00:45:21I have a surprise for you
00:45:24Ta-da!
00:45:30Cute!
00:45:31Oh my god
00:45:32It's so sick
00:45:33Take a look
00:45:34Let me see
00:45:34Yes!
00:45:37It's awesome
00:45:37It's super awesome
00:45:40You really didn't have to do that
00:45:42Of course I did
00:45:43Consider it like my thank you
00:45:44For, you know, letting me stay here
00:45:46And find me all these clothes
00:45:48And stuff
00:45:49Yeah, we did all those fake orgasms
00:45:51And all those fake kisses too
00:45:53Come on
00:45:54Okay
00:45:55Whoa
00:45:57I guess that too
00:45:59Sure
00:45:59Thank you for that
00:46:01You know what?
00:46:01It was my pleasure
00:46:03Stop
00:46:05I'm serious
00:46:08You know, you act like
00:46:09A cocky asshole
00:46:11But
00:46:12I think you're a pretty decent guy
00:46:14Don't tell anybody
00:46:15I don't ruin my reputation
00:46:17Don't worry
00:46:18I won't
00:46:20Seriously
00:46:29Thank you
00:46:31That was the coolest thing
00:46:32That anybody's ever done for me
00:46:35I'm glad you like it
00:46:36I do
00:46:37You know, I think it's better
00:46:39Than any photo I've ever taken of Adam
00:46:42If Adam were to ask you
00:46:43To get back together with him tonight
00:46:46What would you say?
00:46:48I would
00:46:52You know what?
00:46:54Don't answer that
00:46:57I'm sorry I asked
00:47:01Well, why don't we
00:47:04Get dressed
00:47:06You know, you're still my fake girlfriend tonight
00:47:08So
00:47:09I'm gonna enjoy it
00:47:14Thank you
00:47:29Oh, they're all staring
00:47:31Don't trip
00:47:32Don't emotionally implode
00:47:34Hey
00:47:35You look nice
00:47:36Thanks, X
00:47:38Not as nice as Sophia
00:47:41Blake's
00:47:43X
00:47:44Hi, boys
00:47:46Oh, what is that supposed to mean?
00:47:48Oh, she was just the last girl
00:47:49That Blake brought to one of these things
00:47:52She's a model
00:47:53You're nowhere near her league
00:47:59Emma, why don't you fly out of here
00:48:01On the broomstick you came in on?
00:48:03Leave my girl alone
00:48:05Come with me
00:48:15God, don't listen to her
00:48:17You look beautiful
00:48:19He's just saying that
00:48:20How could he ever think I'm beautiful
00:48:22After being with someone like Sophia?
00:48:24So, this is it, huh?
00:48:30Yep
00:48:32The charity gala
00:48:34The end of our professional agreement
00:48:38Clean ending
00:48:40You know, just like we talked about
00:48:43Yeah
00:48:44Clean
00:48:51Well, you know, it's been fun fake dating
00:48:53Fake dating?
00:48:56I knew it
00:49:00You too
00:49:02It's been fun
00:49:09You know, it's crazy how easy it was to make my ex jealous
00:49:14Yeah, but after this, we go back to real life
00:49:17Yeah
00:49:19But you got what you wanted, right?
00:49:20You showed him
00:49:21Yeah, you are so worth choosing
00:49:24I mean, you are
00:49:29Ladies and gentlemen
00:49:30We'll begin our presentation shortly
00:49:34Well
00:49:35Blake, can I say for just a second
00:49:37We've got a few things we need to verify
00:49:40Um, yeah, sure
00:49:43We're back
00:49:51Lucy, can I talk to you for a minute?
00:49:53Adam, right now is not the time, okay?
00:49:55Please, just for five minutes
00:50:00Okay, sure
00:50:03Sure
00:50:08I screwed up
00:50:09I know
00:50:11You cheated on me with my roommate
00:50:13Emma isn't you
00:50:14She never supported me like you did
00:50:17She never believed in me
00:50:19And I'm sorry about what I said about you being bad in bed
00:50:22I just
00:50:23I was jealous
00:50:25I've actually missed you
00:50:27A lot
00:50:28Breaking out with you
00:50:29Was the biggest mistake of my life
00:50:36God, you're so beautiful
00:50:42Really?
00:50:43Yeah
00:51:00Well, I guess she got what she wants
00:51:03Maybe she should be with Adam
00:51:09This should feel better
00:51:12What's wrong?
00:51:13I don't know
00:51:14It doesn't feel right
00:51:17What are you talking about?
00:51:18I know the only reason you dated Blake was to get back at me
00:51:21It made me jealous
00:51:23You, you know that?
00:51:26Congratulations
00:51:27You made me jealous
00:51:28Okay, so
00:51:29I want you back now, okay?
00:51:31No, no, no
00:51:33I, I did
00:51:35I did want you back
00:51:36But
00:51:37You're great
00:51:38I know
00:51:38I don't want
00:51:39I don't want that anymore
00:51:41That, that kiss
00:51:42It didn't feel right
00:51:44And I'm sick and tired of chasing you
00:51:47Okay, so
00:51:48So this is it
00:51:49This is it
00:51:49We're done
00:51:52Goodbye
00:51:55Lucy
00:51:59Adam, give it a rest
00:52:03You only want Lucy because Blake wants her
00:52:06You don't know what you're talking about
00:52:12If he broke up with her, you would come crawling back to me
00:52:18I have to break up Blake and Lucy
00:52:25Blake, Blake, where are you?
00:52:29Where did you go?
00:52:35Hey, where did you go?
00:52:41All right, ladies and gentlemen
00:52:44The moment you've all been waiting for
00:52:46This year's youth sports
00:52:49Impact award goes to
00:52:54Blake Ashford
00:53:01That's a good bullshit
00:53:06Don't touch me
00:53:07Okay, it's over
00:53:13Blake, are you here?
00:53:16Blake?
00:53:18Well, I'm sure he's just out there
00:53:20Practicing his slap shots
00:53:34Here you are
00:53:38You know, if you want to pack your stuff
00:53:42Go ahead
00:53:43Don't mind me
00:53:46What?
00:53:47You literally just missed the entire fucking gala
00:53:50Really, huh?
00:53:51Yeah
00:53:51You know, I'm surprised you noticed if I was there or not
00:53:54You seem pretty occupied
00:53:55You're all cozy
00:53:56It's your boy, Adam
00:53:57Oh
00:53:58Oh
00:53:58Oh, yeah, you saw that
00:54:00Okay
00:54:00Yeah, I saw everything
00:54:02You know, I thought that we were on a quest for revenge
00:54:05But turns out you were just, uh
00:54:06Just trying to get back with him
00:54:08All right
00:54:08I'll admit it, okay
00:54:10It was nice to see him jealous
00:54:11And it felt good, okay
00:54:13But I
00:54:14Lucy, you were playing games with me
00:54:16Let's be honest
00:54:17Yeah, it's okay
00:54:19But I can't keep playing games
00:54:21You know what?
00:54:21That's fine
00:54:23We're gonna play my game
00:54:24Let's make this sound more interesting
00:54:26No, Blake
00:54:27I'm
00:54:28I'm not
00:54:33Gotcha
00:54:34No, I'm not
00:54:34I'm not drinking that
00:54:35It's fucking disgusting
00:54:36Lucy, I just saw the woman that I love
00:54:38Kissing another man
00:54:39So why don't you just please
00:54:40Drink it
00:54:42Come on
00:54:44Okay
00:54:46Fine
00:54:57That is so strong
00:54:59I'm gonna
00:54:59It's like burning
00:55:04Okay
00:55:06Truth or dare
00:55:08Uh
00:55:10Truth?
00:55:12You getting back together with Adam?
00:55:15No
00:55:16Blake
00:55:16We are not back together
00:55:18What do you mean you're not back together?
00:55:19I just saw you guys
00:55:21Are you lying to me?
00:55:22What?
00:55:22Lucy, please
00:55:23I can't take it
00:55:23Do not lie to me right now
00:55:25No, I was trying to tell you earlier
00:55:27If you would have let me finish
00:55:28That
00:55:28Yeah, okay
00:55:29You might have seen me kiss him
00:55:30But I hated it
00:55:31It was disgusting
00:55:32And
00:55:33I don't like him
00:55:35Okay
00:55:36I
00:55:36I like someone else
00:55:40I like someone else
00:55:44Tell me who you like, Lucy
00:55:46And please be very specific
00:55:49Mm-mm
00:55:51No
00:55:52What?
00:55:52It's your turn
00:55:54Truth or dare
00:55:56I choose dare
00:56:06You have to kiss me
00:56:08And I'll tell you who I like
00:56:10I wish you well
00:56:12Cause I got a thirst that can't be satisfied
00:56:17You play with my heart
00:56:19Like a telepast
00:56:22Or you and my fate in your head
00:56:25So where I fall down
00:56:29I know that I'm not coming out
00:56:34I'm for the love of you forever
00:56:35But I don't want to live
00:56:43What do you know?
00:56:45You wouldn't lose your damn about you
00:56:47I don't bring over
00:56:49Truth or dare
00:56:52Truth
00:56:53Did you think about me?
00:56:56When?
00:56:57You know when?
00:56:59Of course I don't
00:57:01Can you?
00:57:02Did you think about me?
00:57:03Hmm?
00:57:05Lucy, I think about you
00:57:07Every night
00:57:11See that gift I got you?
00:57:13Yeah
00:57:13Didn't work
00:57:15It was good
00:57:17But I don't know
00:57:19Let's fix that
00:57:20Right now
00:57:33I don't want it to be fake
00:57:36It's not gonna be fake, baby
00:57:37I don't want it to be real
00:57:42So
00:57:43I have a question
00:57:46Does this mean our deal's over?
00:57:50Fuck that deal
00:57:52It's always been real to me
00:57:54If this is real
00:57:55Then
00:57:56There's always a chance
00:57:57My heart could get broken again
00:58:00What?
00:58:01Lucy, what are you doing?
00:58:03Talk to me
00:58:05Adam said I was really bad
00:58:07So
00:58:07I don't want to
00:58:08I don't want to disappoint you
00:58:11Lucy, that would be impossible
00:58:13You are the most beautiful person
00:58:14That I have ever met
00:58:15And you care
00:58:16And you've never been with anybody
00:58:17That made you feel safe
00:58:18That made you feel loved
00:58:21But I'm here now
00:58:23It's just me and you
00:58:25There's nothing to fear
00:58:26I know
00:58:27And there's nothing to prove
00:58:29I really love
00:58:30If I can't for so long
00:58:32I want it to be good
00:58:36We're gonna take it slow
00:58:37We don't have to do anything
00:58:39That you don't want to do
00:58:46But you did say
00:58:48That you liked somebody
00:58:50Is it me?
00:58:53Yes, it's you
00:58:56Like I like you
00:58:58And I've always wanted this to be real
00:59:02Me too
00:59:05Always
00:59:05Like I see
00:59:05Come on
00:59:24Get me
00:59:24Give me
00:59:26Give me
00:59:58Are you doing what?
01:00:00I make you feel good.
01:00:01Yeah.
01:00:06Holy shit.
01:00:08Look at him.
01:00:09I'm a hockey player, baby.
01:00:12Which means I'm very determined.
01:00:15And my work ethic is very, very methodical.
01:00:23I'm not leaving a spot until the job is done.
01:00:29It's putting a lot of pressure on yourself.
01:00:32You don't have to do that.
01:00:34I would.
01:00:37I would.
01:00:41More of your loving
01:00:44More crazy
01:00:49Here you go
01:01:24Good morning
01:01:25Good morning
01:01:28What?
01:01:29What?
01:01:31You were amazing last night
01:01:36You don't have to say that
01:01:37I know I don't have to say that
01:01:39I'm serious
01:01:41You know, Animus had no fucking idea
01:01:43What he was doing
01:01:44Because you weren't just good
01:01:46You were great
01:01:47You know, I wish I could just
01:01:54Stay in bed with you all day
01:01:55But I think I have to get to practice
01:02:01You sure?
01:02:03Yeah
01:02:06You know, I was kind of hoping that maybe we could meet my sister today
01:02:12Because she's in town
01:02:13Your sister?
01:02:15Yeah
01:02:15Yeah
01:02:16Yeah?
01:02:16I kind of talk about you a lot
01:02:18Oh yeah
01:02:20Is it the next thing?
01:02:21Of course
01:02:23Well, maybe after practice we can find somewhere to get some lunch
01:02:26What do you think?
01:02:27Okay
01:02:28Yeah
01:02:29It's perfect
01:02:30Yeah
01:02:32What are we?
01:02:40From a boyfriend
01:02:41Me?
01:02:44Boyfriend?
01:02:46I love it
01:02:48Yeah?
01:02:48Yeah
01:02:52All right
01:02:53I gotta go
01:02:54Oh
01:02:56Kick ass
01:02:57Miss me
01:03:00This feels too easy
01:03:01And that's what makes it dangerous
01:03:20Please pick up
01:03:21I want to apologize
01:03:28What?
01:03:28What do you want?
01:03:29Lucy
01:03:29Hey
01:03:30Look
01:03:30I feel really bad about how things ended with us
01:03:34You do?
01:03:35Yes, of course
01:03:36We used to have so much fun as roommates
01:03:39Why don't we catch up for coffee?
01:03:41At that place on 3rd?
01:03:42Why would I ever want to be friends again?
01:03:44Look
01:03:44I have information about Sophia that you might want to hear
01:03:48What do you know?
01:03:49What is it?
01:03:50I'd rather tell you in person
01:03:51Okay, uh, just give me 10 minutes, okay?
01:03:54Good
01:03:55I'll see you soon
01:04:01How do you know this is gonna work?
01:04:03I mean
01:04:04I mean
01:04:04We don't even know if he's gonna be here
01:04:06Oh, trust me
01:04:07I know he's gonna be here
01:04:09He comes to this coffee shop after hockey practice
01:04:12Every day between 9.30 and 10
01:04:14So he should be here any...
01:04:17Oh
01:04:19Look, there he is
01:04:20It's a go
01:04:26Sophia!
01:04:26Oh my god
01:04:27Blake!
01:04:29What are you doing here?
01:04:30Huh?
01:04:32I heard your team made the final round of playoffs
01:04:34Congrats
01:04:34Thank you
01:04:35You were always a very big fan of me winning
01:04:37I wanted you to be the best you could be
01:04:39We all do
01:04:40What could Emma possibly have to tell me about Sophia?
01:04:44You look good
01:04:45Oh my god
01:04:46Is that Blake's ex?
01:04:49I've been thinking about you a lot lately
01:04:51Sophia
01:04:51We were so good together
01:04:53Blake
01:04:53Don't you ever miss that?
01:04:57We could go back to right where we left off
01:05:00I knew it
01:05:01I knew I shouldn't dress him
01:05:03You only liked me because I was a hockey player
01:05:05That's not true
01:05:06You're also so hot
01:05:09Oh god
01:05:10I can't watch any more of this
01:05:13Stay away from me
01:05:15You know I know you and I see through all this bullshit
01:05:17Alright
01:05:18You liked me for two reasons
01:05:20One, because you liked to party so fucking much
01:05:22And two, because it helped raise your status
01:05:24You know I'm with somebody
01:05:25Yeah, somebody new
01:05:26Who doesn't give a shit about that stuff
01:05:28Alright
01:05:29That little poor girl
01:05:31I've been hearing so much about
01:05:33I'm done
01:05:34Yeah
01:05:36Goodbye
01:05:42I can't believe I fell for a cheater
01:05:44Again
01:05:47Lucy, I am so sorry that you had to see that
01:05:50I just knew that if I told you over the phone
01:05:53You weren't gonna believe me
01:05:55I don't trust Emma
01:05:57But she did show me the truth about Blake
01:06:00Look, I know you can't trust me
01:06:03But you shouldn't trust Blake
01:06:05I see him with Sophia all the time
01:06:08I feel so stupid
01:06:09I really thought that he was different
01:06:12Well no, don't blame yourself
01:06:14It's hard to see Bas Bleak's charm
01:06:17Or those biceps
01:06:21I just have terrible taste in it
01:06:25Well if you want any advice
01:06:27Don't date hockey players, okay?
01:06:29They're not worth the heartbreak
01:06:31Yeah, no
01:06:31I'm never dating a hockey player ever again
01:06:36I guess I should say thanks
01:06:39You know, for looking out for me
01:06:42Anytime
01:06:51See you
01:07:04It didn't work
01:07:06He's not interested
01:07:07Oh, it's going to work
01:07:09They'll be broken up by the end of the day
01:07:14Hey, Lucy
01:07:16I got purples
01:07:17Where you at?
01:07:20Lucy?
01:07:22God, where the hell is it?
01:07:40It was fun while it lasted
01:07:42But I guess all good things have to come to an end
01:07:44I hope you and Sophia are happy together
01:07:46I hope you and Sophia are happy together
01:07:47What in this?
01:07:49Sophia?
01:07:51Oh my God
01:07:52Oh my God
01:07:55Oh, fuck
01:08:07You've been, uh
01:08:09Quiet for like ten minutes
01:08:12It's really weird for you
01:08:15It's over between me and Blake
01:08:16Okay
01:08:19It's Bill
01:08:19Well, I thought I might have
01:08:22You know
01:08:24Picked a good guy, finally
01:08:25But
01:08:27Turns out
01:08:28They're all the same
01:08:29Sorry, Lucy
01:08:31You seem so happy with him
01:08:33You know, at this point
01:08:34Can we just like
01:08:35Swear off all men?
01:08:37Seriously
01:08:38I know
01:08:39They all fucking suck
01:08:40Yeah
01:08:41Well, you do say that
01:08:42Every time you get your heart broken
01:08:44I know
01:08:44I'm serious
01:08:45Like, I mean it
01:08:46You know
01:08:46You can't let one bad experience
01:08:49Stop you from trying again
01:08:50I don't want to get hurt again
01:08:52I know
01:08:54But what if you don't?
01:08:56But if
01:08:57This next time it works out
01:09:00You know
01:09:03Lucy?
01:09:05Is that
01:09:07Yep
01:09:09Should I?
01:09:10No, no, no
01:09:11I'll get it
01:09:12It's fine
01:09:19Hey
01:09:19Can I explain something to you?
01:09:21Please?
01:09:23Be my guest
01:09:26Um
01:09:27So this is my sister, Grace
01:09:29You're supposed to meet her the other day
01:09:31Remember?
01:09:32Yeah
01:09:32Hi, Grace
01:09:33Blake
01:09:34Hey
01:09:34Nice to meet you
01:09:35Yeah
01:09:37Well
01:09:37I'm gonna give you two some privacy
01:09:39Thank you
01:09:43Hey
01:09:45So
01:09:46I got totally ambushed
01:09:47By my ex today
01:09:49But I mean
01:09:50I just told her that
01:09:51I'm not interested
01:09:52It's not what it looked like
01:09:54What do you mean?
01:09:55It's not what it looks like
01:09:55What were you there?
01:09:58Yeah
01:09:58Yeah
01:09:59I was there
01:10:00I saw everything
01:10:02My suspicions were right
01:10:04You are a man whore
01:10:06And you're always gonna be one
01:10:08That's not true
01:10:09Please don't say things like that right now
01:10:11Listen
01:10:12I've tried to explain something to you
01:10:13Nothing was happening
01:10:14Nothing was going to happen
01:10:15I promise you
01:10:17I'm not your type
01:10:19Okay?
01:10:20Just admit it
01:10:22Not my type
01:10:24Lucy
01:10:25What are you saying?
01:10:27If you can't trust me
01:10:28After every single thing
01:10:29That we've been through
01:10:30I don't know
01:10:30Then maybe we could go our separate ways
01:10:35Don't do that
01:10:37Come on, Lucy
01:10:39Okay?
01:10:43But just so you know
01:10:46I'm not Adam
01:10:48I never will be
01:10:52Sorry
01:11:06Welcome to the championship game
01:11:08Where the Leopard 2
01:11:09Take on the Thunderhawks
01:11:11Why don't they doubt me
01:11:12I'm about to be
01:11:13Come on, wrong
01:11:14You get it
01:11:14Got no time to raise
01:11:16Cause they don't even know
01:11:17Where they're driving
01:11:18Um, photographer?
01:11:20Hi
01:11:20Could you get a photo of me and my Blake?
01:11:23You're Blake?
01:11:25Yeah, I think it would look good for the papers
01:11:28Blake!
01:11:31Blake, come here
01:11:41Got it
01:11:43Good luck out there today
01:11:45Remember, you're a winner, Blake
01:11:47Thanks
01:11:49Lucy, what are you doing here, huh?
01:11:54Just doing my job
01:11:56Oh, I thought you said you didn't care
01:12:00Oh
01:12:02That's why you're crying
01:12:09Lucy
01:12:13Lucy
01:12:14Lucy
01:12:15Lucy
01:12:21I just wanted to introduce myself
01:12:22I know who you are
01:12:24And you know Blake and I are back together?
01:12:27Okay
01:12:28Cool, I don't care
01:12:30Stop embarrassing yourself
01:12:31It's pathetic how you follow him around all the time
01:12:34I'm a photographer, that's my job
01:12:36I take photos
01:12:38Yeah
01:12:39You did say that you're obsessed with taking photos of him
01:12:42You said that?
01:12:45How did you ever think a guy like Blake could choose a nobody like you?
01:12:51Well, I don't care about Blake
01:12:52So go ahead
01:12:53Go ahead, you can have him
01:12:56Lucy
01:12:59He did say you were sweet
01:13:01But
01:13:03Not somebody you would ever take seriously
01:13:13Get it together
01:13:17I just don't understand, guy
01:13:19You don't want to be with me
01:13:20Oh my god, you're so needy
01:13:22If I would do anything for you
01:13:24I broke up Blake and Lucy
01:13:27So that his head wouldn't be in the game tonight for you
01:13:30What?
01:13:31How did you do that?
01:13:31Convince Sophia to try and win him back
01:13:33Blake doesn't want her, but Lucy doesn't need that
01:13:37He's not back together with Sophia?
01:13:39I don't need you meddling with my life, okay?
01:13:41I can destroy Blake all on my own
01:13:44Destroy Blake?
01:13:45Okay, how are you going to do that?
01:13:48Already done
01:13:49Let's just say that he skates the sabotage
01:13:51And his ankle's going to break as soon as the puck drops
01:13:56Adam
01:13:57Time to hit the ice
01:13:58Let's go
01:13:59Got it, coach
01:14:02Blake's going to break his ankle
01:14:03That'll destroy his whole career
01:14:05I gotta save him before the puck drop
01:14:16Come on, Adam
01:14:17Can't believe Lucy wanted you
01:14:19You're not mad that Lucy wanted me
01:14:20But you're mad that she didn't want you
01:14:23I'm going to destroy you, Ashberger
01:14:25Bring it on, Charles
01:14:28Let's go, Blakey Poo
01:14:29You're the best
01:14:30Come on, Adam
01:14:30You're so hot on the ice
01:14:33Blake, stop me
01:14:35You're skating
01:14:35They've been sabotaged
01:14:37Don't drop the puck
01:14:38I've got to save him
01:14:42Well, here goes nothing
01:14:52Blake, stop
01:14:55What's this?
01:14:56A random bitch
01:14:57You said run out onto the ice
01:14:58Hey, Lucy, what are you doing?
01:15:10Lucy, what are you doing?
01:15:13Blake, I had to save you
01:15:14Save me?
01:15:16Now what?
01:15:17All right, miss
01:15:18You know the ladies love Blake
01:15:19But you can't be pummeling him on the ice
01:15:22No, no, no, no, no
01:15:23He tried to sabotage him
01:15:24You did, huh?
01:15:29Now the real fan seems to be accusing star player Adam Johns of cheating
01:15:33Somebody get her on the Tumbotron
01:15:35This is bullshit
01:15:36She's lying
01:15:38This is my ex-girlfriend
01:15:40She's been so hellbent on getting revenge on me
01:15:42That she even started fake dating Blake
01:15:45Whoa
01:15:46That's the best fight
01:15:48Yeah, that's right
01:15:50She pretended to date Blake just to get back at me
01:15:52And now she accuses me of cheating
01:15:55She's pathetic
01:15:56Hey, why don't you watch your fucking mouth?
01:15:58Come on
01:15:59Hey, why don't you watch your fucking mouth, huh?
01:16:02You got this, Lucy
01:16:10Maybe I pretended to date Blake
01:16:13Or so I thought it was like that, but
01:16:17You know, I thought he was this big notorious playboy
01:16:20But that's actually you
01:16:21He is nothing like that
01:16:23He takes care of me
01:16:26He supports me
01:16:27He does everything I could ever ask for
01:16:31And it doesn't even feel like pretend anymore
01:16:34I've realized it's not
01:16:36And I've realized that I actually love him
01:16:45Well, this is taking quite a turn
01:16:51Aw
01:16:52Can we get back to hockey now?
01:16:54No, we cannot get back to hockey
01:16:55You tried to break his fucking ankle
01:16:56You're jealous of his career
01:16:58Well, you literally have, like, no proof
01:17:01So can you just...
01:17:02Oh, you don't have proof
01:17:04Okay
01:17:07Let's just say that he skates the sabotage
01:17:09And his ankle's gonna break as soon as the puck drops
01:17:13You fucking asshole
01:17:15Here's your proof
01:17:16Asshole
01:17:20You gotta go
01:17:20You're done
01:17:21What?
01:17:22No
01:17:22You gotta go
01:17:23This is...
01:17:23This is bullshit
01:17:24This is bullshit
01:17:27This is bullshit
01:17:31My nose
01:17:34Oh
01:17:39Hey
01:17:39Hey, careful
01:17:42I'm so loose
01:17:44Lucy, did you mean what you just said back there?
01:17:47Did you really mean that?
01:17:48I did
01:17:51I love you
01:17:52And it didn't always just feel like pretending
01:17:54You know, it was never pretend for me
01:17:58Ever
01:18:03Woo!
01:18:05Woo!
01:18:05I won!
01:18:07Are you freaking kidding me?
01:18:11You got another one
01:18:12Ah, God
01:18:13Well, in my 30 years of announcing
01:18:16I have to say
01:18:16I've never seen a more exciting start to a hockey game
01:18:23You're doing great
01:18:25So you won
01:18:26Today
01:18:27How does it feel?
01:18:29Yeah, it feels pretty good
01:18:31You know, I'm just trying to make sure you don't break your ankle
01:18:33I'm not, you know
01:18:34After all this practice, I'm gonna go pro
01:18:37Yeah, maybe you could be the puck
01:18:38Okay
01:18:39What the fuck?
01:18:41I know I'm not that good
01:18:42But I'll get better, okay?
01:18:44You know, I know something else you're pretty good at
01:18:52Really good
01:18:54Yeah
01:19:02Good, calm down
01:19:07You know, there's a will, there's a will
01:19:09Man
01:19:09We could do this thing right now
01:19:12Don't tempt
01:19:15You know, today's the deadline for a whole fake dating thing
01:19:23So I'm wondering
01:19:25Did you get what you wanted?
01:19:28You know, at first I told you that I wanted to win the playoffs
01:19:31Yeah
01:19:33Well, I really wanted to
01:19:35You'll see
01:19:38So do I
01:19:41I just didn't know
01:19:44Sure
01:19:46I have no problem waiting for you to catch up
01:19:54Are you going?
01:20:01Yeah
01:20:02That's good
01:20:02You give me the butterflies
01:20:06I'm a dream
01:20:07I'm a moon
01:20:08I'm a thorn
01:20:09I'm talking to
01:20:10I'm a two
01:20:11Can't do
01:20:12Just one step
01:20:13I'm a dick, dick, dick, dick
01:20:14You give me the butterflies
01:20:17Yeah
01:20:18I'm a dick, dick, dick, dick
01:20:19I'm a dick, dick
01:20:20I'm a dick, dick
01:20:21I'm a dick, dick
01:20:22I'm a dick, dick
01:20:22I'm a dick, dick
01:20:23I'm a dick
01:20:23I'm a dick
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