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00:00:23I'm not going to eat at the same time.
00:00:25I'm not going to eat at the same time.
00:00:26What are you talking about?
00:00:27The world is a good woman.
00:00:39The world is a good woman and a girl.
00:00:44What a boy.
00:00:45What a boy.
00:00:47It's not just a woman.
00:00:47You're so young.
00:00:48What a boy.
00:00:49I'm going to be born again.
00:00:49What is it?
00:00:50Mr.萝卜.
00:00:51Today is what year?
00:00:53What year is it?
00:00:54It's 2005, November 9th.
00:00:57Are you okay?
00:01:01That's so good.
00:01:02This is not the young man who gave me a chance to do this.
00:01:05Are you sure you're okay?
00:01:09Last year, I just had a problem.
00:01:12I didn't want to take a few steps.
00:01:14If Mr.萝卜 took me a chance,
00:01:17I could have died.
00:01:18Mr.萝卜, thank you.
00:01:20I'm fine.
00:01:21Mr.萝卜,
00:01:23why don't we go?
00:01:24Mr.萝卜,
00:01:26why don't we go?
00:01:26Why don't we go?
00:01:27Mr.萝卜,
00:01:29I'm not sure you're going to go wrong.
00:01:31I'm afraid you'll see it.
00:01:33Mr.萝卜,
00:01:36I've got a lot of trouble.
00:01:38Since I was a high school,
00:01:40I loved林芷彤 for three years.
00:01:42I loved him.
00:01:43I loved him.
00:01:44He said he didn't talk to me.
00:01:45Mr.萝卜,
00:01:45he said he didn't talk to me.
00:01:47I was a little bit of love.
00:01:49I left him in 211,
00:01:51and chose the same as a traditional class.
00:01:53After the last time,
00:01:54he told me that he didn't talk to me.
00:01:56He told me that he didn't talk to me.
00:01:59Yes,
00:02:00I thought you did speak to him.
00:02:10The fool,
00:02:12Mr.萝卜
00:02:12user,
00:02:13Mr. nominees.
00:02:17Mr.萝卜,
00:02:17Mr. Alfred,
00:02:19Mr. Gin.
00:02:20Mr.
00:02:21Mr.
00:02:24How are you?
00:02:25If you're not successful, you don't want to kill me.
00:02:30Don't do it.
00:02:31Don't do it.
00:02:34You can take me out.
00:02:36Don't do it.
00:02:37You can tell me.
00:02:38Actually, I...
00:02:39Don't do it.
00:02:40And,
00:02:41do you want to call me?
00:02:48Did you do it?
00:02:51Do you want me to call me?
00:02:56Do you want me to call me?
00:02:58Little girl,
00:02:59please drink your face.
00:03:11Don't do it.
00:03:13You can't beat me.
00:03:15In the last year,
00:03:15you'll be able to call me.
00:03:17After this,
00:03:17I'm a big fan.
00:03:19I'm a big fan.
00:03:22I'm a big fan.
00:03:23I'm a big fan.
00:03:26I'm a big fan.
00:03:26You're a big fan.
00:03:30You'll be okay.
00:03:31I'm a big fan.
00:03:31I'm gonna call me a little.
00:03:32I'm on my hand.
00:03:34Then we'll talk about love.
00:03:35Oh, you don't care about me.
00:03:39You're very familiar.
00:03:41You're going to give her a chance.
00:03:49Sorry.
00:03:51You're wrong.
00:03:52I don't have a problem with her.
00:03:55She's yours.
00:03:57Let's continue.
00:03:59Let's go.
00:03:59You're wrong.
00:04:01Last year, it was because of this change.
00:04:04It changed my life.
00:04:05Let's go.
00:04:09Let's go.
00:04:09Let's go.
00:04:10Let's go.
00:04:14Let's go.
00:04:16Let's go.
00:04:16Let's go.
00:04:19Let's go.
00:04:20Let's go.
00:04:28Let's go.
00:04:29Nothing Christmas except Version in the water.
00:04:31Let's go.
00:04:34Let's go.
00:04:35Let's take
00:04:35the Chukka.
00:04:37Let's go.
00:04:39Let's go.
00:04:46Then I'm gonna have some money.
00:04:47May I am too long?
00:04:55Yes.
00:04:56It's ما.
00:04:58No.
00:04:59Oh, this is...
00:05:01No, this is...
00:05:03This is...
00:05:03Joe Ciancron!
00:05:05I'm going to play a game for a game.
00:05:07Wow!
00:05:16This time, I will change my life.
00:05:19To make my parents a good day.
00:05:33从此人生三件事理想爱情好姑娘 啥是比亚说的对啊 趁桃红柳绿野花黄 写情诗耍流氓 虔诚险恶有何妨
00:05:52上一次我在阳城花强委婚了十几年 二零零五年 电子社会和网络真是大有可为啊
00:06:10就是写给硝烟里的鱼的吧 我们那时候的笔鸣 还叫陈生中的泡沫的和一个素不相识的女孩子做了五年的比喻
00:06:23还挺浪漫的
00:06:36可惜辩护之后他能联系这应该是高考前给他的回信吧发生那些破事也没有回答
00:06:46来既然不知道写什么了
00:06:55就写表白失败吧现在就进不去
00:07:09你怎么还不跟小鱼回信小鱼回信小鱼回信我坚持不住了
00:07:26怎么又这么晚呢爸我骑着你那个破自行车去了趟邮去中间掉了八回链子要不然
00:07:34我早就回来了我妈呢妈妈儿子妈儿子
00:07:46妈咪妈咪妈
00:07:47这么多年了
00:07:48你还是老三样一天到晚 就落在外边疯将来肯定跟你爸一样去了媳妇也不让人省心抽入你这一身游
00:07:57赶紧去洗洗去好 我去洗一天都不让人省心孩子
00:08:02过来
00:08:05嘿嘿我来了
00:08:14爸虽然已经是板上钉钉了但我还想再说一句要对自己的选择负负呀哦
00:08:16我知道了 爸没事在哪儿学习都是学习只要够努力将来比地会超越我爸别的我不敢保证但是找一个比你更优秀的老婆
00:08:32哦 我还是很有把握的嘛哟哟哟哟哟哟哟哟哟哟哟哟妈咪
00:08:44今天做了什么好吃的呀妈咪
00:08:45今天做了什么好吃的呀哼哼
00:08:51当然是你最喜欢的平底锅
00:09:04我大贼棒的哼哟哪个女人跟你老娘抢你慢慢吃又没人跟你抢哦
00:09:28昨天晚上我跟你爸商量过了周末呀带你去买个手机再买几身衣服你马上又去上大学了别人有的我和你爸也绝对不会委屈你半点好谢谢爸妈你这一头的激活头也留了挺长时间的我看人家林志童也不喜欢呀
00:09:57应该是随奖了吧你跟他表白了嗯没成功呀真的你这妈不过你放心我真没事的你儿子连老大不小了哼这不说一整整三年送的早餐都是会狗了妈对不起对不起失言了是明天做狗的
00:10:25不是你怎么会是人家粘质疼呢妈吃饭吃饭吃饭吃饭吃饭吃饭中午有个病人要书宴我得回去加个伴儿子你在家里好好的啊知道了喜欢未必合适合适未必喜欢不要以爱之名
00:10:32道德绑架任何人人生最难的感情就是你愿意他知道儿子加油
00:10:55这也是沙士比亚说的不过操了这你这老家伙也该退休了等会儿
00:11:18现在是零五年没计算的话年初英特尔和AMD就推出了双核CPU兴尖市场就要大变天了呀那个时候不仅是个人PC连网吧也对啊网吧波刀他就是开网吧的呀正好啊波刀上一次你拉了兄弟一把这一次
00:11:32哥们儿要带着你一起赚大钱玩啥呢你怎么才来
00:12:02看我给你Q发消息了吗赶紧烧号快到点雨去萝卜你老舅呢不知道出去了吧你找他干嘛没事我们先看一把快小莫你也在这儿看来昨天没有我的参与果然也没有发生什么大的事情志同你怎么来网吧了我家电脑中毒了
00:12:31想来查点东西刚好出门就碰到了方永明就一起来了小莫你没事吧我能有什么事吃得饱睡得香干什么愣啊赶紧上游戏小莫你怎么不回我QQ信息啊没必要怎么就没必要了你为什么不能理解我一下真有意思我理解你
00:12:56那谁理解我呀我你以前根本不是以前是你不管喜欢什么我都会努力去做的样子现在我只想做我自己我陈墨你能不能成熟一点志同都给你台阶下了你怎么还能这样跟志同说话我不成熟我陪了他三年他给我我一丝真正的爱吗妈的滚蛋
00:13:18有你什么事啊该干嘛干嘛去该干嘛干嘛去该干嘛干嘛去志同别搭理他了咱们开机去吧小莫我最近在看言情小说书中的女主拒绝男主都是在考验她你说指动但会不会少说点屁话还考验
00:13:47你看我这嘴巴是不是都成吊嘴了什么意思你必须记清楚追女孩子追不到那就要及时直送少听他们说什么考验的你记住了在咱们国家那只有党和人民才有资格考验你知道吗真的没跟你开玩笑刚才我看志同的脸都是红的那眼眶也是了我猜他肯定后悔拒绝了你的表白了说不定现在想跟你和好这世间的真话
00:14:17他本来就不懂一个女子在点火胜过一大段的对白但是现在有了胭脂你分不清是真情还是假意了小莫我说你小子自己骚话越来越多了老舅老舅波涛什么也来了这个点秦小君应该正准备换配置吧可他对硬件
00:14:40一时半截的上一次就被宰过大的以至于没多久网吧就垮了老舅最近网吧的生意不太景气啊唉最近因为木马大号加上配置老舅每天来玩的人越来越少我再不更新恐怕很快就关门大吉了老舅你要换新电脑太炮了
00:14:43你这电脑都只能玩3C红井稍微大一点的
00:14:58真是舅舅的好大外城我妈都快干倒闭了这家伙关心的居然是电脑配置不行老舅那个电脑配置的购置单你准备了吧
00:15:23有我刚去了一趟朋友的电脑店他给我推荐了一批经济实惠的电脑那个配置单往那看看吧上一世刚去阳城第一份工作就是电脑销售陈墨你不懂的话就别耽误时间了咱们去打个信是啊
00:15:27陈墨你还是跟木头去玩吧你个小孩能看出来什么子手眼毛
00:15:28哎 老舅这配置单明显有问题而且有很大的问题你说什么单字有问题啊
00:15:57很大的问题啊不可能啊这是经过我最铁的哥们介绍才找到了这家店我们讨论了整个上午最终才敲定了大家都认可的配置单小伙你别多老舅了老舅我真生气咱还吃不吃饭老舅你要是不忙的话咱俩可以聊聊我跟你说
00:16:15哪有问题我要是说错了我冲二买网费我要是说对了那好老舅来单看这硬件配置和价格的话的确没有问题但是你们忽略了一个最重要的问题直接说兼容性
00:16:45来来
00:16:53好如果如果你那个朋友信任过的话你打电话咨询一下不行的话再来找我我和波涛闲去玩游戏了好
00:17:00好本要一排一把子现在还是先让老舅自己去印证一下吧
00:17:30我和波涛门你搜到这款摩托罗拉刀锋V3
00:17:38你看这款V3怎么样不错那我就买它了中午要不要不要我有事
00:18:07沈默我妈打算给我买一台诺基6680你呢还有不到一个月就开学了家里给你买什么没钱不买那个6680真好可惜呀我妈跟我说开学只让我用家里投胎的那个板转喜欢的话就多看起来啥不说这个
00:18:35上号不我打局吧那个等会吧秦晓云那边应该也差不多了小猫小猫再来一下老舅这么着气不会是你那个配置单出问题上就生气了吧我就说大事是咱们少掺和不管那些闲事干嘛这么生气的过去看看你要知道了来有富同享有难同道
00:18:56不老舅配置单是我要沉默写的都是我的错跟他没有关系往一边呢小猫你的这份配置单简直太厉害了我朋友都说他组装了这么多年的电脑都没有见过这么好的搭配方案不是哥们你真会啊
00:19:25这次你们可真的帮了舅舅大忙中午想吃什么随便去就我知道公关新开一家考核店就不错一味都有八十把味道绝对不错你可真敢试着大开口不过今天高兴咱们敞开了吃yes老舅你这次打算一次性构金多少台系列吧大概八十台左右吧把一楼全换掉二楼先换一部分
00:19:55那这个等新电脑硬件来了之后这个组装电脑活能不能交给我呀不是你还会组装电脑呢当然没问题你组装一台多少钱我了解市场一般大批量的装机调制和安装系统需要七十元我只要六十元而且保证质量和进度行那就这么定了八十台电脑那就是四千八在这个零五年代四千八绝对算是第一桶金啊
00:20:03城市中的泡沫城市中的泡沫城市中的泡沫城市中的泡沫你应该已经表白成功了吧
00:20:26以后也不会再给我回信了小鱼儿手机不接只好给你留言了你最近怎么样啊大家都希望你早点回国陆阿姨给你安排的是全世界最好的治疗团队我相信你一定能早日走出阴霾走出去了
00:20:46最后一个都走进了内心深处的人也已经不在了这个世界已经不值得我留恋了对了小鱼儿你那个很长时间没有回消息的笔友她给你回信了陆阿姨把信信
00:21:15她的信喂琪琪姐小鱼儿你终于接电话了怎么声音这么虚弱琪琪姐她回信了嗯陆阿姨已经交给我了你现在就传证给我行我现在就弄我要回国
00:21:43我要回文献你怎么收回来就回来了这么着急吗我回来了你没告诉我妈妈吧没有那就好琪琪姐我让你帮我查的地方你查到了吗我出马你放心幸福里小区一号楼二单元501嗯走吧
00:22:08小鱼儿你怎么又戴上红碗了没什么习惯了啊累死我了终于搬完了哎呀你俩辛苦了美人两张这是装机的钱你小子真是深藏不漏啊装机的技术比那些专业的老师傅都强
00:22:21嘿老舅这也许就是天赋吧三天赚五千不愧是我嘿嘿好了今天你们也累坏了早点回去休息拜拜
00:22:43拜拜萝卜嗯之前说好的有我一口饭吃就有我一个碗刷拿着肖默我也说了我不要钱这小子之后有办法置你哎
00:23:11哎萝卜我现在啊就希望有一个富婆能看穿我的逞强卸下我的伪装让我走进他一千平米的大方小紧牙抓紧床再累也比半砖强小默你对你的骚话也太多了哎你可别看不起吃晚饭的男人他们靠的可都是非常硬的本事萝卜
00:23:33你说我在大学里边能不能遇到一个漂亮又乖巧还能给我几百万畅夜的女孩你脑子没事吧咋会有这种好事啊我愿变成童话里童话故事里都是骗人的
00:23:45阿哇麦巴赫这种小地方怎么可能会出现这种好事啊
00:23:50Oh, I'm so beautiful, my girl.
00:24:06I'm so beautiful, my girl.
00:24:07I'm so beautiful.
00:24:07I'm so beautiful.
00:24:08You said my dream will not be done yet, right?
00:24:12I'm so beautiful, my brother.
00:24:13I don't know what you're talking about
00:24:15We're not sure what you're talking about
00:24:17You can see us in the back of our lives
00:24:20Let's go
00:24:22What the hell?
00:24:24What the hell?
00:24:27What the hell?
00:24:31It looks like it's really good
00:24:33But it's too low
00:24:35It's a good feeling
00:24:37How?
00:24:38Do you know what the place is?
00:24:41I don't know
00:24:43From here to go
00:24:44Two miles away
00:24:45And then you're going to go to the sky
00:24:48Thank you
00:24:54It wasn't a good thing to me
00:24:55I thought that the hell is going to be a shame
00:24:57I want to make my wish
00:24:59You've been talking to me lately
00:25:02But
00:25:03The happy place is not your place
00:25:05The place is so big
00:25:07It's probably a few people
00:25:10Okay
00:25:10I'll come back
00:25:11We'll see you next time
00:25:12We'll see you next time
00:25:13Bye
00:25:13Bye
00:25:22Five years
00:25:23Five years
00:25:24Five years
00:25:24Five years
00:25:24Five years十
00:25:25been five years I
00:25:25came back to my body I
00:25:28came to the body The
00:25:29place It
00:25:31was road
00:25:31约定好,我们的骄傲方式只存在于信件。
00:25:44如果不是用一封信即时赶到,我现在可能已经与苏洛人依恙两个了。
00:25:47所以,即使违背约定,我也一定要来。
00:25:57而信音的回信里明确写着表白失败,那么我也有来的理由和动静。
00:26:00You still need to go?
00:26:04Okay.
00:26:06You need to take your body.
00:26:14Hello.
00:26:16What are you doing?
00:26:18This kid is too young.
00:26:21The wind will blow up.
00:26:24Hi.
00:26:25Do you know what you're doing?
00:26:30You said it's a dumb guy.
00:26:33What did you do?
00:26:33You're his mother.
00:26:34You're his mother.
00:26:35You're right.
00:26:38Look.
00:26:40He came back.
00:26:48It's her mother.
00:26:48Is it her?
00:26:50Is it her mother?
00:26:52She's not a mother.
00:26:54She's going to be together.
00:26:55She's not a mother.
00:26:59She's not a mother.
00:26:59You, ma'am.
00:27:02How is this?
00:27:06What's the matter?
00:27:07What's the matter?
00:27:08You're the girl.
00:27:10I don't understand it.
00:27:13You're the girl.
00:27:14You're the girl.
00:27:15You're the girl.
00:27:15You're the girl.
00:27:19I have to take care of her.
00:27:22I'm a person.
00:27:23You're the girl.
00:27:24What is this?
00:27:26I'm going to say that.
00:27:27You may not.
00:27:32I'll go ahead and try this.
00:27:35I'll go ahead and take my hand if I can take my hand.
00:27:39Oh, no.
00:27:41Ah, no.
00:27:42I'm not going to take my hand.
00:27:43Oh, I'll take my hand.
00:27:43Oh.
00:27:45I'm going to get my hand, I'll take my hand.
00:27:46Can I ask?
00:27:48I'll just ask.
00:27:51What if my aunt said wrong?
00:27:53I'm not a big fan.
00:27:56I'm a big fan.
00:27:58I'm a big fan.
00:27:59I'm a big fan.
00:28:02I'm a big fan.
00:28:03I'll take the fuck.
00:28:06I'll do the best that you have in the worst.
00:28:08I'll help you find the first person in my career.
00:28:11I know he's a professional for what a city, whatever school, whatever.
00:28:15Yo.
00:28:17I'll take my hands with you.
00:28:19So let's get your hands off.
00:28:21So I wasn't going to be the last time.
00:28:23It's all the way to do it.
00:28:25We need to do it.
00:28:26Let's go to school.
00:28:28Come here.
00:28:33Let's go there.
00:28:35All right.
00:28:45I'm going to go to the doctor's office.
00:28:49The fish?
00:28:50Is it so fast?
00:28:52Mom.
00:28:54I'm going to go to sleep.
00:28:55Go.
00:29:04Westman Sea.
00:29:06Only for the horse.
00:29:08You don't like to drink.
00:29:10You still understand me.
00:29:13What's going on?
00:29:13What's good?
00:29:16I'm going to write you down the road.
00:29:18It's not too bad.
00:29:22I'm going to go to school.
00:29:23We're going to go to school.
00:29:24We'll go to school and get some kind of clothing.
00:29:28You can't get some kind of clothing.
00:29:30You're not going to get a lot of clothing.
00:29:33You can't get a lot of clothing.
00:29:33You don't need this.
00:29:35I'm not going to spend it alone.
00:29:36You're right.
00:29:38You're right.
00:29:38What I and your father gave is the same.
00:29:40It's not the same.
00:29:40You're right.
00:29:42You're right.
00:29:43I'm going to talk to mom for the first time.
00:29:44I'm going to go to school.
00:29:47Just give me a break.
00:29:52You're right.
00:29:54You're right.
00:29:57You're right.
00:29:58I'm going to go.
00:29:59I'm ready.
00:30:01Okay.
00:30:02I agree.
00:30:05My son is growing up.
00:30:07My son is growing up.
00:30:09What are you doing?
00:30:17I'm waiting for you.
00:30:20You don't want this thing.
00:30:21You can't stop.
00:30:22You don't want this thing.
00:30:23You don't want this phone.
00:30:24Your phone is $3,000.
00:30:28How much?
00:30:30You can take it.
00:30:31You can't take it.
00:30:32You can't get it.
00:30:33You don't want money.
00:30:34You can take it.
00:30:35You can take it.
00:30:37You have to pay for me.
00:30:40You need to pay for me.
00:30:40No.
00:30:41You gave me a card.
00:30:43I'm going to pay for you.
00:30:46That's enough.
00:30:49You're going to pay for me.
00:30:51You have to pay for me.
00:30:53You don't want me.
00:30:54You don't want me.
00:30:54You don't want me.
00:30:58Don't forget me.
00:30:59You're going to pay for me.
00:30:59You don't want me.
00:31:03You don't want me.
00:31:04I'm going to pay for you.
00:31:06You don't want me to pay for me.
00:31:09You don't want me to pay for me.
00:31:21You don't want me.
00:31:26You don't want me.
00:31:28You don't want me to pay for me.
00:31:32It's a goal to mom.
00:31:34If you don't want me, then I would pay for you to move off Neither if you want to fall
00:31:37off.
00:31:37I always keep my wallet in폰 cab.
00:31:41I'm going to keep my wallet off.
00:31:44Do you want me to pay more attention?
00:31:51Finally, I'll pay for one too.
00:31:53To be the best way to take it off now.
00:31:57I'm going to go.
00:31:58I'm going to go.
00:31:59My son!
00:32:00I'm going to call her.
00:32:05I'm going to call her.
00:32:09I'm going to call her.
00:32:12I'm going to be angry.
00:32:13I'm really angry.
00:32:16Mr. Long, I'll just tell you.
00:32:19Don't look at me.
00:32:21She's not going to be a good friend.
00:32:22You should find her.
00:32:23Dad, Mom.
00:32:26I'm not going to be angry.
00:32:28I'm going to tell her.
00:32:33I'm going to go.
00:32:34I'm going to go.
00:32:40Mom!
00:32:42What happened?
00:32:43What happened?
00:32:44What happened?
00:32:45Look.
00:32:46Look.
00:32:48Look.
00:32:48Look.
00:32:52Mom.
00:32:54Am I needing to leave my phone provider?
00:32:57I need something for you.
00:32:58My phone is for your gift.
00:33:00You will need phone.
00:33:01Please ask me for your thing.
00:33:03Dorothy, you will pay me for me.
00:33:05After I can buy some money.
00:33:07You will need to pay attention to your身體.
00:33:09Don't worry.
00:33:09唉 真是长大
00:33:17小月 陆阿姨是怎么同意你回来的
00:33:20还选了这么一所普通的大学
00:33:22让你重新读大尹
00:33:23她没说什么
00:33:24就按照我的意思安排的
00:33:27至于陪陆人员
00:33:28我拒绝了
00:33:30你没事吧 小月
00:33:32琪琪姐 我只是
00:33:34想试着找回
00:33:37一起的自己
00:33:37That warm and活泼 of the little girl
00:33:41From that time, I haven't seen it yet
00:33:45Since I received that message, you almost all changed
00:33:49Maybe
00:33:50When I come back, I haven't told them about it
00:33:53Before I went to the car, I told them about it
00:33:57But I didn't tell them
00:34:00If I didn't tell them, I didn't tell them
00:34:03They all want you
00:34:05Especially for her
00:34:05I'm so happy to see you
00:34:07And they're going to look for you
00:34:10I'll see you
00:34:10If they were going to the car
00:34:11You are going to go to school
00:34:13If they were going to go to school, you're going to call me
00:34:16Where are you?
00:34:18I'm not sure
00:34:19Ok
00:34:20I have to go to the LX University of the University of the University of the University of the University
00:34:23of the University of the University
00:34:24If I got to the car, don't bother me to go to school
00:34:27If I have a big girl, I won't be in school
00:34:33That's fine
00:34:33沉默, just想快点见到你。
00:34:45开车不张仰你。
00:34:46卧槽,该不会被听到了吧?
00:34:51等等,我慌什么?明明是他不守规矩。
00:34:55这车看起来怎么那么眼熟啊?
00:35:02又是你!
00:35:06莫,又遇到你了。
00:35:11看来我们之间果然有着强烈的联系。
00:35:17不好意思,刚才是我们开的太着急了。
00:35:20这个是陪你。
00:35:27五百块,这是富婆呀。
00:35:30不错不错,还没开始就赚了五百。
00:35:35这大学真好啊。
00:35:46欢迎报考京都工商大学。
00:35:46可以先在旁边休息会儿。
00:35:49要老大回来后,可帮你们安排。
00:35:51哎。
00:35:53怎么正规大学搞得跟黑社会一样?
00:35:55老大都来了。
00:36:02你。
00:36:10老大都来了。
00:36:11你。
00:36:13过来。
00:36:17这太太不够了。
00:36:21老大都来了。
00:36:22我的老大都来了。
00:36:23我的老大都来了。
00:36:24行行行
00:36:28我这是遇到女流氓了
00:36:34你叫什么名字
00:36:35陈墨
00:36:37会打篮球吗
00:36:40原来墨我是在测验我的身体素质
00:36:43可惜现在的第一理想是赚钱
00:36:45让父母过好后半生
00:36:47可没多的精力打篮球了
00:36:49学姐
00:36:50我真是运动白痴
00:36:52别说篮球了
00:36:53那玻璃球我也不会弹
00:36:54这么高
00:36:56这么好的身体素质
00:36:59太可惜了
00:37:01叶老大
00:37:02别急
00:37:03下一件新生先去有希望呢
00:37:05有希望个屁
00:37:07我都在这儿少了三天了
00:37:09好不容易遇到个好苗子
00:37:11还是个运动白痴
00:37:13早知道在家歇三天了
00:37:14靠
00:37:15哎呀
00:37:17这丫头说话够洒了
00:37:18还真有老大的牌头
00:37:20大家好
00:37:23大家好
00:37:23我叫叶浅浅
00:37:24大三计算机在读
00:37:26大家可以叫我叶学姐
00:37:28也可以叫我叶老大
00:37:30都行
00:37:31现在你们收拾一下东西
00:37:33跟我走吧
00:37:46真是舔狗遍地走啊
00:37:51我就剩一包放在门口就行了
00:37:53非要开心了
00:37:54你这个身子
00:37:56一堆行李怎么办啊
00:37:57再说了
00:37:58是那个长毛的家伙不长眼
00:38:00突然就从乖角窜出来
00:38:01也要窜出来
00:38:01奇奇姐
00:38:03前面人少的地方
00:38:05就先把我放下来吧
00:38:06学校就这么大
00:38:08保不起人家一会儿找上来
00:38:09那怎么行
00:38:10你这两个大箱子
00:38:12怎么办地宿舍啊
00:38:13他要是真受伤找过来
00:38:15我也不介意赔
00:38:16要多少给多少
00:38:17也行
00:38:18那找个人少的地方
00:38:20先把我放下来吧
00:38:22我自己先去报到
00:38:23一会儿你再送我去宿舍
00:38:24行
00:38:28您好
00:38:29我是波刷管理二班的新生
00:38:31叫什么
00:38:32陈墨
00:38:33先填表
00:38:35相关资料交一下
00:38:36然后就可以回宿舍了
00:38:38好
00:38:44果然长得挺高的呀
00:38:45你就是陈墨啊
00:38:47哎
00:38:48您好
00:38:48我是你的大学辅导员
00:38:50林锦生
00:38:50原来是辅导员啊
00:38:52我说怎么知道自己名字
00:38:54您好 林老师
00:38:56然后先去办一下手续吧
00:39:02哎
00:39:03你
00:39:12卧槽
00:39:13老朱已经够高了
00:39:15还有高手
00:39:16得了
00:39:17就我最爱一班
00:39:18嗯
00:39:19是挺高啊
00:39:21哥几个中午好
00:39:23我叫陈墨
00:39:23记住文献人
00:39:25赵小帅
00:39:26本地的
00:39:27我叫周安
00:39:28东北冰城那干的
00:39:30哎
00:39:32对了
00:39:33你要不
00:39:35谢谢
00:39:35我不会
00:39:36哼
00:39:37那你来一根
00:39:38我呀
00:39:39还是喜欢抽我了棘子
00:39:41哎
00:39:42两根大烟枪
00:39:44得嘞
00:39:45一京一起住三年
00:39:46适应适应吧
00:39:48这玩意儿
00:39:49你会谈吗
00:39:54身为尊贵的沙马特皇室贵族
00:39:56这东西
00:39:57我不会
00:39:58嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿
00:40:00哎
00:40:00撕
00:40:02撕
00:40:06撕撕了
00:40:07撕撕
00:40:08撕撕 撕撕
00:40:10撕撕 撕撕
00:40:11撕撕 撕撕
00:40:12撕撕
00:40:14撕撕
00:40:19撕撕
00:40:20Go, go, go, go, go.
00:40:21Yes.
00:40:22Today is the afternoon.
00:40:23Gentlemen, welcome.
00:40:25This is what I'm going to do with you.
00:40:29Wow.
00:40:31What's up?
00:40:32There's a woman.
00:40:33Look.
00:40:35Look at the hat.
00:40:36Look at the hat.
00:40:36Look at the hat.
00:40:37Look at the hat.
00:40:37Look at the hat.
00:40:38Look at the hat.
00:40:39Look at the hat.
00:40:41But it's not my food.
00:40:46Do you want to see the hat?
00:40:48Do you want to see the hat?
00:40:56It's hot.
00:41:00It looks like it's hot.
00:41:02Well, my food is hot.
00:41:03I'm here.
00:41:06Put the hat in here for the hat.
00:41:09Take it.
00:41:12Take it short.
00:41:13Take it short.
00:41:15I've lost my food.
00:41:17I've lost my food.
00:41:17I'll have a bit longer.
00:41:17I hope so much there is no question.
00:41:17Okay, happy
00:41:19We all go test.
00:41:23nomeye secолод.
00:41:25There isn't even more seem to be trouble
00:41:27with pregnant pregnant women.
00:41:30Okay,
00:41:31she is protein.
00:41:31When I zoom in at all,
00:41:36she is fine as well.
00:41:41She can accept this part.
00:41:45Hey
00:41:49Hey Hey
00:41:51Hey Hey
00:41:51Hey
00:41:51Hey, Hi
00:41:51Hey
00:41:52Hey
00:41:53Hey
00:41:53You boy
00:41:55What are you doing here?
00:41:56Why are you doing so expensive?
00:41:58You must agree
00:41:59You must agree
00:41:59I'm fine
00:42:02Hey
00:42:06Your sister
00:42:07What about you?
00:42:09I haven't learned this
00:42:12That's it
00:42:12You can't beg my son
00:42:13你们不懂,吉他又叫做爱情冲锋腔,我迟早是要学会的,到时候,我拿着吉他唱着情歌,我还愁没有女朋友。
00:42:32当年也为林芷彤干过这事,不过这辈子,我可不会做田狗了。
00:42:44谁啊?
00:42:47盯看啊,小帅,多吓人啊!
00:42:51这第一回参加班会,还有点紧张,关键,关键我还要去看咱们那美若天仙的女辅导员!
00:43:03哎,对了,你们今天上我报到的时候,在学校看到一辆豪车卖了。
00:43:12一辆车不值得我注意。
00:43:13你知道那车值多少钱吗?
00:43:15多少钱?能用我这条命值钱?
00:43:18少说,两百个。
00:43:22够你值几条命不?
00:43:26我这条命也就只俩车骨轮了。
00:43:27最多就一个。
00:43:29而且啊,那车好像还是送给我们是这样,打一心声。
00:43:36男的女的,我要把她追到手,我这辈子都不用奋斗了。
00:43:42这,你也配啊。
00:43:45哎,陈伯,你让我和小帅一起报到的。
00:43:48你看到没?
00:43:49看是看到了,但没注意。
00:43:54妈的,老子差点被她撞死了。
00:43:57要再见她,必得和她个解释感。
00:44:00走吧。
00:44:01打球去了。
00:44:10吃饭也不和我一起,那就继续耗着,看谁沉不住气。
00:44:14卧槽,有大美女跟咱们一个戏?
00:44:17刚才还对我碰面眼呢?
00:44:18靠!
00:44:20靠!
00:44:22靠!
00:44:23哎,你看那个女孩也不变成了。
00:44:31缘分还真是奇妙啊。
00:44:32缘分还真是奇妙啊。
00:44:34哎,是哪里?
00:44:37大家好,我是辅导员林锦璇。
00:44:40欢迎各位同学来到工商管理二班。
00:44:42欢迎各位同学来到工商管理二班。
00:44:44欢迎各位同学来到工商管理二班。
00:44:46欢迎各位同学来到工商管理二班。
00:44:51大家好,我叫王小韩。
00:44:55本人在初中就担任班长一职。
00:44:57在大学也希望可以重操就业。
00:44:59如果我当选的话,一定会热情为大家服务。
00:45:02谢谢大家。
00:45:05这王小韩说话目的,你讲了啊。
00:45:07嗯,的确。
00:45:09嗯,的确。
00:45:12大家好,我叫张家怡,来自姑苏。
00:45:15以后请大家多多关照。
00:45:16哇靠,陈默,你看这个,这个行啊。
00:45:20嗯,估计斑花就是它了,但是说话太叹了。
00:45:24哎,细话也不是没可能。
00:45:26嗯。
00:45:27我觉得笑话也可以补一补。
00:45:29哎呀,年轻就是好啊。
00:45:32大树啊,可没心思待于美色。
00:45:35哎呀,让,让,让,让,让,让,让,让,让,让。
00:45:40大家好,我叫陈默,来自稷州。
00:45:47请大家多多关照。
00:45:54这姑娘认识我?
00:45:57哎,哎,陈默,你不多说几句。
00:46:01哎,哎,陈默,你不多说几句。
00:46:01哎呀,大学四年,你等着打光棍吧。
00:46:04哎,好姑娘是可遇不可求的,你懂啥呀。
00:46:12大家好,我叫孙玉霄。
00:46:18请多关照。
00:46:19林老师,你找我。
00:46:23哦,是这样。
00:46:25考虑到你的身体情况,先生确信你就不用参加了。
00:46:28林老师,我想参加。
00:46:32嗯。
00:46:33行,既然你这么坚持的话,我也就不值一阻拦了。
00:46:37回头我给领导说一声。
00:46:40如果中途你有任何身体状况,可以随时退出。
00:46:43好。
00:46:45老师,还有别的事吗?
00:46:47嗯,没了,你可以走了。
00:46:49老师,再见。
00:46:55这就是传闻中来头不小的学生吗?
00:46:58嗯,学校领导不让随便提起。
00:47:00嗯,学校领导不让随便提起。
00:47:03你们班是不是还有个挺特殊的学生?
00:47:08那个人也挺富有传奇色彩的。
00:47:09怎么做菜呢?
00:47:13雨萧,你回来了。
00:47:15你回来了。
00:47:15嗯。
00:47:22雨萧。
00:47:35雨萧,你回来了。
00:47:37雨萧,你回来了。
00:47:39雨萧。
00:47:39无数次和你相见的场景
00:47:41是朝阳倾洒
00:47:43浮云清卷的凉雾清晨
00:47:45还是阳光正好
00:47:47微风不燥的夏日午后
00:47:52红墨
00:47:53你有没有认出我呢
00:47:55我的自我介绍
00:47:57可是对着你一个人说的
00:47:59家姨
00:48:00你今天可是初见风头啊
00:48:02谈笑定见男生被演就看直了
00:48:04怎么样
00:48:05你能看到合适的啊
00:48:09那个叫沉默的挺不错的
00:48:10沉默
00:48:12哦
00:48:13就是那个长头发的
00:48:15对啊
00:48:16就是他
00:48:17今天我从上台到回座位
00:48:19他都没有看我一眼
00:48:22而且你们不觉得他跟别人很不一样吗
00:48:23有什么不一样的
00:48:25不都是一个鼻子两个眼睛吗
00:48:27嗯
00:48:28自我介绍也不普通通的
00:48:30同样是长头发
00:48:32他还不是照小帅的
00:48:33他那自我介绍多精彩了
00:48:35而且啊
00:48:36还会弹吉他呢
00:48:37还会弹吉他呢
00:48:37啊
00:48:39他只是个二逼
00:48:39哈哈哈
00:48:40是个逗逼吧
00:48:42哈哈哈
00:48:43佳怡干上沉默了
00:48:45啊
00:48:48兄弟们
00:48:50哪句话可以完美的形容一个女人的身材好
00:48:52尤其
00:48:55是像张佳怡这种大美女
00:48:56嗯
00:48:59我靠
00:49:01牛逼啊
00:49:03这前途
00:49:04后撬的立体感
00:49:07立马都出来了
00:49:09这回是上下都有
00:49:11这回是上下都有
00:49:12一群小孩子
00:49:13这才哪里到哪里啊
00:49:16哎对了
00:49:17你说那小会儿
00:49:18说说看
00:49:21等某些人精神状态正常一点
00:49:22再说吧
00:49:26还是没经受过爱情的毒打呀
00:49:27似乎
00:49:29您有故事
00:49:31你不也是
00:49:32哎
00:49:34初涵
00:49:34还上不上我呢
00:49:36哎
00:49:36来了来了
00:49:37哎
00:49:38熊哥
00:49:39我去刷业了
00:49:40别太想我啊
00:49:41哎等等
00:49:42我也去
00:49:43你也上我啊
00:49:44我去登个QQ
00:49:45立马就回来
00:49:48哎
00:49:49哎
00:50:03小默
00:50:05学校里怎么样
00:50:06我可想死你了
00:50:08我的号码
00:50:092366-260735
00:50:11哎呀
00:50:12这小子
00:50:13等军军完了
00:50:14中秋节
00:50:15再约他一趟吧
00:50:18小默
00:50:20小默
00:50:25赚钱计划是有了
00:50:26赚钱计划是有了
00:50:27但是现在人际关系还没打通
00:50:30也还需要点启动资金
00:50:34新奇运吃不了热豆腐
00:50:37得先把前期的准备工作做好
00:50:40周涵
00:50:41我走了
00:50:42哦
00:50:43好
00:50:53怎么办
00:50:54怎么办
00:50:55能怎么办
00:50:55咱俩先去领兴兴服呗
00:50:59嗯
00:51:01有人
00:51:02李章
00:51:04收拾
00:51:06李章
00:51:10怎么一上午总感觉有人在背后盯着我
00:51:11原地解散
00:51:12原地解散
00:51:13哎呀
00:51:19热死我了
00:51:20嗯
00:51:21嗯
00:51:22这么累啊
00:51:28咋了
00:51:29沉默同学
00:51:30你能帮我拧一下吗
00:51:31我拧不开
00:51:32我信你个大头鬼啊
00:51:35瓶盖拧不开
00:51:36女人一生气
00:51:37天零二都可以给你香了
00:51:41小车
00:51:48谢谢
00:51:55都这样了
00:51:56还来继续凑什么热闹呀
00:52:06谢谢
00:52:08谢谢
00:52:09不客气
00:52:12哎
00:52:14刚才张阿姨找你拧个杆
00:52:15你到底拒绝了呢
00:52:17我这不躲着所爱
00:52:19那你现在
00:52:21怎么还帮她谁拧个杆啊
00:52:23啊
00:52:23还真拧不开
00:52:25啊
00:52:28说谢谢的声音
00:52:29还蛮好听的
00:52:30嘿嘿
00:52:34陈墨
00:52:36你喜欢小动物吗
00:52:38嗯
00:52:39非常喜欢
00:52:39真的呀
00:52:41那你喜欢什么动物
00:52:42哎呀
00:52:43我这么跟你说吧
00:52:45那是多人不能少啊
00:52:47哈哈哈哈
00:52:49陈墨
00:52:50你哪这么逗啊
00:52:51这大热天的
00:52:52我好不容易念的生态
00:52:53都会被你笑出来了
00:52:54千决支持打击
00:52:56定大行为
00:52:57对
00:52:57哈哈哈哈
00:52:58哎 那个张嘉宜同学
00:53:00你喜欢什么样的男生啊
00:53:03我喜欢坏坏的那种
00:53:05那你考虑一下我呀
00:53:06我就不是什么好人
00:53:08赵小帅
00:53:09你这逗的比
00:53:10首先是自带的
00:53:11还是后期升级加的点啊
00:53:12哈哈哈哈
00:53:13哎
00:53:13你们能不能严肃点
00:53:15这种个操场
00:53:16就你们这样闹得最坏
00:53:18嗯
00:53:19嗯
00:53:19这娘们傻逼吧
00:53:21我都说了
00:53:22你到底
00:53:22嗯
00:53:22哎
00:53:24咱们和你说
00:53:25好
00:53:26哎
00:53:27这是
00:53:28吴队长
00:53:30吴思诚
00:53:31吴思诚
00:53:32没必要再看了
00:53:33有新银资质的新生
00:53:35都被我们归纳在侧了
00:53:37前段时间
00:53:38我去帮学校整理新生档案
00:53:41看到一批新生资料
00:53:42其中一个
00:53:43你知道上面是怎么写的吗
00:53:45什么呀
00:53:47县市篮球队主力队员
00:53:48省篮球队特招队员
00:53:51北体
00:53:53我靠
00:53:53我新生资料这几天都错过了什么呀
00:53:56居然有个这么厉害的人
00:53:57那你叫什么名字
00:53:59他
00:54:03他
00:54:04我也不知道
00:54:06新生档案不能随意查看
00:54:10当时我看到了姓氏的一小部分
00:54:13左侧是耳朵帕
00:54:14什么
00:54:15就一个片方副手呀
00:54:19所以可能姓陶
00:54:20姓陆
00:54:21也可能姓陈
00:54:23这不是大海捞针吗
00:54:24唉
00:54:26实在不行
00:54:27去校林岛那边看看也行
00:54:29你看
00:54:30那最后排那个男生怎么样
00:54:32不行
00:54:33他不行
00:54:35我前几天新生招待的时候看过
00:54:36简直就是个体育白痴
00:54:38你知道他要什么吗
00:54:41他好像叫什么
00:54:43陈
00:54:44陈墨
00:54:45我靠
00:54:46姓陈呢
00:54:47他要是敢骗我
00:54:49看我踹碎他的腰子
00:54:50唉
00:54:52你冷静点
00:54:52只是兴师巧合而已
00:54:54你去查查新生档案
00:54:57再看看陈墨是哪个专业的
00:54:59回头我和你去见他
00:55:01行
00:55:02那我回去看看
00:55:02香油
00:55:03转
00:55:07雨倒了
00:55:08雨倒了
00:55:09雨倒了
00:55:11雨倒了
00:55:11道理怎么漏了呀
00:55:12林老师
00:55:13这位同学看着身体就弱
00:55:15怎么还来参加军训
00:55:16简直是胡闹
00:55:17我看到
00:55:18是陈墨碧才撞到的
00:55:22我就碰了一下他就倒了
00:55:23这不是碰瓷吗
00:55:24你 您还愣着干什么
00:55:27赶紧为他去游试啊
00:55:28快快快快快 快
00:55:29快快快快
00:55:32What are you doing?
00:55:33Hey, doctor.
00:55:34Hey, what's up?
00:55:35What's up?
00:55:38What's up?
00:55:39What's up?
00:55:40What's up?
00:55:43Hey, doctor.
00:55:45What's up?
00:55:46No problem.
00:55:48It's just the pain of the pain.
00:55:51What's up?
00:55:53What's up?
00:55:55People say you were killed.
00:55:56I'm going to take care of him.
00:55:57I'm going to take care of him.
00:56:00I'm going to take care of him.
00:56:01Take care of him.
00:56:03I'm going to take care of him.
00:56:08This law enforcement is not a good thing.
00:56:20You're good?
00:56:23I'm fine.
00:56:24This is the little bit of pain,
00:56:26you're a good person.
00:56:27It's so bad.
00:56:30This is enough for me for now.
00:56:32I've never done it.
00:56:33If he's working,
00:56:34it might be good for him.
00:56:35I can't handle him.
00:56:38What do you do?
00:56:39He got away.
00:56:44I can't beat him.
00:56:46I will stop with inflammation.
00:56:47Let's go.
00:56:48Wait, don't you want him to take care of me?
00:56:51No, I'll go to the office.
00:56:53I can't wait to go.
00:56:54How can I go?
00:56:56If I go, I can't go.
00:56:59Then I'll go for someone to help you.
00:57:01What?
00:57:03What is the teacher saying?
00:57:06That's it.
00:57:08My son.
00:57:09You're not going to go to me.
00:57:12You're going to be here.
00:57:12You're going to be here.
00:57:13You're going to be here today.
00:57:14You're going to be here.
00:57:14He's going to tell you how to do it.
00:57:19What is it?
00:57:19What is it?
00:57:21What is it?
00:57:22It's just so.
00:57:29Hey.
00:57:31Hey.
00:57:33Hey.
00:57:34Hey.
00:57:34What's your name?
00:57:35How are you doing?
00:57:37I'm going to be here.
00:57:41I'm going to go.
00:57:42I'm going to go.
00:57:42I'm going to go.
00:57:43Hey.
00:57:44Hey.
00:57:46Hey, your name is
00:57:48well.
00:57:52Hey.
00:57:53Hey.
00:57:57Hey.
00:57:58Hey.
00:57:58Hey, how do I come to you?
00:58:00Hey.
00:58:01Hey.
00:58:04Hey, I'm going to go.
00:58:07Hey.
00:58:12Hey.
00:58:13Hey.
00:58:13I'll be waiting for you to go outside.
00:58:16If you're a good person, that's not me.
00:58:26I feel like you're a good person.
00:58:30If you don't eat it, I'll buy it.
00:58:33That's why you?
00:58:35I'm not going to eat it.
00:58:45Do you want to eat it? It's delicious.
00:58:51How did you eat it?
00:58:54I'm not going to get pregnant.
00:58:59What do you want? I'll ask you.
00:59:01You can wait for me. I'll go.
00:59:05Oh.
00:59:20I'll eat it.
00:59:21We're all alone.
00:59:22What do you mean?
00:59:24You don't even know what I'm saying.
00:59:28I'm not going to eat it.
00:59:30You're sure?
00:59:31You're not going to have to eat it in my food.
00:59:34What can I do?
00:59:36We're all alone.
00:59:38That's fine.
00:59:39If you eat it, I'll eat it.
00:59:44I'll eat it.
00:59:46It's easy to eat too much.
00:59:51So, you're not Huh?
00:59:53What does it mean?
00:59:53It's too bad.
00:59:54You can only eat this soy sauce.
00:59:57I'm not going to have to taste.
00:59:59Here.
01:00:07I'm not sure.
01:00:09Even if you're not eating it, you'll be able to try to eat it.
01:00:11Otherwise, it will be a big problem.
01:00:15Let's have a look.
01:00:21That's a good feeling.
01:00:28I'm so excited.
01:00:30Oh, yes.
01:00:31Before I eat so much, I don't think I'm eating too much.
01:00:36But it's okay.
01:00:37I'm sure it's able to eat meat, but I haven't eaten.
01:00:40I don't want to eat meat.
01:00:41After that, we will be able to eat you.
01:00:47Are you really?
01:00:50Of course.
01:00:51You're not eating meat.
01:00:56I'll be able to eat it later.
01:01:05If you're at work, you'll have to sit in the room and rest.
01:01:11I'll be able to eat it later.
01:01:14You're not eating meat.
01:01:28You're not eating meat.
01:01:30Ah
01:01:33Oh
01:01:34You really are the man?
01:01:37Please
01:01:38Okay
01:01:42This is my cell phone number
01:01:45Can you reach me?
01:01:47We'll go
01:01:48Okay
01:01:50You can go to rest
01:01:53Remember to sleep
01:01:55This
01:02:00。
01:02:01。
01:02:01。
01:02:04。
01:02:06。
01:02:07。
01:02:29。
01:02:29。
01:02:30。
01:02:30。
01:02:59。
01:02:59I'm so scared.
01:03:01I'm so scared.
01:03:03I'm so scared.
01:03:05I'm so scared.
01:03:06I don't have any problems.
01:03:08That's why I'm so scared.
01:03:11I'm so scared.
01:03:13That's okay.
01:03:14I'm so scared.
01:03:15I'm so scared.
01:03:19I'm so scared.
01:03:20I'm so scared.
01:03:21I'm so scared.
01:03:24You said it.
01:03:26I thought I was really like a dog.
01:03:28I'm so scared.
01:03:29I'm so scared.
01:03:31I saw you first took a video.
01:03:36I'm so scared.
01:03:37I don't think I'm so scared.
01:03:38I don't think I'm so scared.
01:03:41I don't know what I'm saying.
01:03:42It's that you don't have to do it.
01:03:45Do you want me to do it?
01:03:46Do you want me to do it?
01:03:49I'm so scared.
01:03:51I'm so scared.
01:04:09Okay.
01:04:20I'll do it.
01:04:21当时没来得及问你,你后来干嘛去了?
01:04:25那个,她身体有点不舒服,我跟她内啥去吧?
01:04:30这么说,你是做了刀狼姑娘的贴身奴才了哈?
01:04:37你这不是纯纯被讹上大怨种吗?
01:04:38咱们都是兄弟啊,小帅呢,看上咱们班那个张嘉怡了,
01:04:46但是这个张嘉怡好像喜欢你,所以呢
01:04:48陈默,你要是看上了张嘉怡,你给兄弟说,兄弟忍痛割爱,让给你,
01:04:58毕竟兄弟如手足,女人如衣服
01:05:01等等,我不喜欢张嘉怡,而且我也不认同兄弟如手足,女人如衣服这句话
01:05:09兄弟如手足没错,但是女人如衣服这句话就是对广大女性的不尊重
01:05:15和对自己情感的不尊重,明白了吗?
01:05:19哇靠,牛逼
01:05:23这帮孩子还是年轻啊,以后多经历点社会的毒打,
01:05:29就会明白什么叫真正的是是非非,人情是故
01:05:36就是叫,就是认不清事实,也不清楚他这种样子,来继续图个什么呀
01:05:42啊,好人啊,前面的思雨霄怎么还不认到?
01:05:48思雨霄同学,你图怨不怨?
01:05:50你图怨不怨?
01:05:52我不认怨
01:05:54我不认怨
01:05:54不,你认怨,认
01:05:56认
01:05:56报告教官,我认怨
01:06:00啊,他居然能立刻盖到我意思
01:06:05好,你可以去休息了,哪位同学是被指派照顾你的人?
01:06:10我
01:06:11行,你俩走吧
01:06:16哎,报告教官,我头也晕
01:06:20头晕去旁边稍微休息一下,待会儿继续训练,不许偷跑
01:06:24呀,呀,呀,傻眼了吧,想偷懒,你得有那命,老子这也是官方指派,奉执当差
01:06:32你说你这一百斤的体重,九十九斤都是信仰,理解什么快,啊?
01:06:37我这叫信仰元希,再说,我只有89斤
01:06:42哎,行了,现在已经没有人看到咱们了,思雨霄同学,你要不要歇下来
01:06:47我,我头也
01:06:49确定
01:06:50啊,差不多吧
01:06:52好家伙,我这是刚逃出了黑帝,又搭着了贼船呀
01:06:57那要不,我先送你回宿舍?
01:07:00我还懂呀
01:07:01那你说你要去什么地方?
01:07:04听你的
01:07:05那要不,去哪场店看看?
01:07:08好
01:07:12谢谢
01:07:19爽,真好看
01:07:28我用手试过温度了,不太烫,小口喝就行
01:07:38感觉这小姑娘有厌食症一样,但上次在食堂也吃了牛肉呀
01:07:40尝一尝吧,很好喝的
01:07:44来
01:07:45来
01:07:48继续喝
01:07:50继续喝
01:07:51对对对,不要停,再喝
01:07:53再喝
01:07:55再喝
01:07:57再喝
01:07:59再喝
01:08:01你也喜欢
01:08:05听,听过的
01:08:08二十多天前,在美国的家里
01:08:13那是我给自己放的最后一句
01:08:16我很喜欢这首歌
01:08:18那,你知道这首歌背后的不是吗
01:08:25这首歌它讲的是一个叫散的歌迷,给母爷写信,但长时间没有回信
01:08:32最终做了极端的事
01:08:34当初,我也是三个月没有收到泡沫的回信
01:08:38以为她表白成功了
01:08:40这个世界上,没有能留住我的光了
01:08:43不过,母爷最后回信解释,她不是故意的,但已经太晚了
01:08:52其实有时候等一等,看一看,也能等到想要的结果
01:08:56是啊,我的回信等到了
01:08:59写信的人,也真实地坐在我对面
01:09:06再多地喝一口吧
01:09:08多补充草本和能量
01:09:09争取早日长胖
01:09:11来
01:09:15赶紧做几杯不同款式的奶茶
01:09:17一会孟少单人过来
01:09:18哪个孟大少
01:09:19还能是谁
01:09:20当然是理工大学的孟家少爷孟令涛了
01:09:27孟令涛,我的发小
01:09:29抱歉,我现在还不能和你见面
01:09:33沈默,我有点饿了
01:09:36你能带我去吃点东西
01:09:38哦,你想吃什么
01:09:40听我的
01:09:51我还是有点疼怨
01:09:52来
01:10:01从来没有和女孩相处这么默契自然过
01:10:04难道我们上辈子见过
01:10:06她的背好宽啊,真是我得下来
01:10:10桃桃,你在看什么呢
01:10:13桃桃,你在看什么呢
01:10:14桃桃,你看前面那两个春军训服的男女
01:10:17哎呀,不就是桃军训吗
01:10:19有什么好看的
01:10:20大这天的,赶快进去喝奶茶了
01:10:22嗯,你仔细看看
01:10:23那个男生背上的女生
01:10:25是不是有些像小雨姐
01:10:27我去,看起来还真有点像
01:10:29可是小雨姐目前正在米国
01:10:31不行,得追上去看一下
01:10:34哎呀,桃桃,小雨姐目前正在米国自了
01:10:37而且她在那边都应该上大三了
01:10:40怎么可能在国内还是个大一新生
01:10:44可是我还是觉得太香了
01:10:45啊,就小雨姐的性格
01:10:47怎么可能让男生背着
01:10:49而且你见过哪个陌生男生
01:10:51敢稍微靠近她一点
01:10:52桃桃说的对
01:10:55小雨姐绝对不会让一个男生背着的
01:10:58这个世界上并有相似的人太多了
01:11:00等改天咱们喊上其道呢
01:11:01一起去米国看小雨姐
01:11:03好吧,我实在是太想念小雨姐了
01:11:09原地休息,解散
01:11:11妈呗
01:11:13妈呗
01:11:14妈呗
01:11:14妈呗
01:11:16妈呗
01:11:17快给我热死了
01:11:19那怎么说呀
01:11:20也比陈墨去给人当牛马强
01:11:22陈墨也是够倒霉了
01:11:24她让个孙玉小那个病泱泱的主子
01:11:27嗯
01:11:30人家孙玉小说头疼就能立刻消息
01:11:32那陈墨我还得多练两轮啊
01:11:33靠还有没有往返了
01:11:36要是其他女生说还信
01:11:40像你这种公二如鸡比我还发达的
01:11:42胡菲教官眼下
01:11:43否则我信你个鬼
01:11:46赵小帅
01:11:47我也是个焦滴滴的女生好不好
01:11:49呦
01:11:50是
01:11:53你是张飞反串的李逵饰演的焦滴滴的女生
01:11:54赵小帅我怎么弄死你
01:11:56嗯
01:11:57你手不下了
01:11:59我又不拢
01:12:01嗯
01:12:02我又不拢
01:12:02在你左侧口袋吧
01:12:03我帮你拿
01:12:04啊
01:12:07本来停下来是想让她下来
01:12:10也不知道这家伙是真上还是假上
01:12:12是个陌生电话
01:12:13呃
01:12:14你挂了吧
01:12:15直接关机
01:12:16听你的
01:12:17听你的
01:12:20我猜
01:12:22是你前女的电话
01:12:24小孩子家家的
01:12:26大人的事情
01:12:26你少打听啊
01:12:27我
01:12:33你这黑色护腕哪来的呀
01:12:34怎么一直戴着呀
01:12:37是我以前一个朋友送我的
01:12:39我很喜欢
01:12:40当年篮球比赛时
01:12:42发的护具是定制的
01:12:44后来我将护腕送给了比尔
01:12:49他这个和我送给比尔的护腕
01:12:50一不一样
01:12:51不会这么巧吧
01:12:53孙小你
01:12:57你这么同学
01:12:58你会打篮球吗
01:13:00打得好吗
01:13:02马马虎虎吧
01:13:04她说是朋友送的
01:13:06而且同样是一名篮球运动员
01:13:10其次又问了我会不会打篮球
01:13:12证明她不清楚我的情况
01:13:16她的朋友是我曾经的队友
01:13:21从中回来都记不清队友的名字了
01:13:22应该只是个巧合吧
01:13:25成功同学
01:13:28我想去西门那边买个东西
01:13:30你能陪我一起去吗
01:13:31你忘了林老师怎么跟你说的了
01:13:34对呀
01:13:37进去这段时间你都是归我的
01:13:47我住三楼的 你行不行
01:13:49什么叫我行不行
01:13:51我背着你走路跟如里平川一样
01:13:54这么个小东西那算个球啊
01:13:56也是
01:13:58那你背着我 在哪儿她
01:13:59那这个可能
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