00:06Let me show you how this is done.
00:07Hold the glass up and examine the wand against the light.
00:10You're looking for color and clarity.
00:12Now, stick your nose in it.
00:15Maybe some strawberry.
00:17Oh, there's just a flutter of like a nutty, eating cheese.
00:22When are we drinking?
00:23Now.
00:25Mmm.
00:27Are you chewing gum?
00:29No.
00:32Spit it out.
00:36Please don't open it.
00:37Jack!
00:41Get married on Saturday.
00:43Here's my last week of freedom.
00:45We're going to play some golf, eat some great food, and we're going to send you off in style.
00:49It's going to be great.
00:53Miles, these girls want to party with us.
00:56If they want to drink Merlot, we're drinking Merlot.
00:58Oh, no.
00:58If anybody orders Merlot, I'm leaving.
00:59I am not drinking any Merlot!
01:04Oh, why don't we go back to my place?
01:07Yeah.
01:08Rawr!
01:12Tonight, we are celebrating Miles' book deal, published author.
01:15Oh, what's the title?
01:16The Day After Yesterday.
01:19Oh.
01:20You mean today?
01:22Um, yeah.
01:26Why did you tell them that my novel was being published?
01:29You've been officially depressed for like two years now.
01:33We're going to go have some fun, Miles.
01:35Do you remember fun?
01:37If a woman finds out how I live, that I'm not a published author, any interest she has
01:41is going to evaporate real quick.
01:43You guys should stay for the weekend.
01:44No, we have to get back for the rehearsal dinner.
01:46What rehearsal dinner?
01:47All I can say is that my life is pretty plain.
01:52You're getting married on Saturday!
01:56Just now, I could have told you some story, but I didn't.
01:59I told you the truth.
02:01I've spent three years trying to extricate myself from a relationship that was full of
02:05deception.
02:06Listen, I am not Jack.
02:07I love you, but it's not sane.
02:12All I can say is that my life is pretty plain.
02:18You don't like my point of view, but I'm insane.
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