00:01I think if I had told my 10-year-old self that 30 years later I'd be making a movie
00:07about Pat, I wouldn't have believed it.
00:14But well, here I am, surrounded by Pats.
00:23My obsession with Pat began in the early 90s on SNL.
00:30I'm Pat.
00:32Pat was nerdy, chunky, wore a western shirt and was indecipherable as a man or a woman.
00:38Pat, did you hear about our Halloween party?
00:40Oh, yeah. The guys are bringing liquor and the women will be bringing hors d'oeuvres.
00:44So you'll be bringing...
00:46Pepto-Bismol!
00:49And everyone was always trying to find out Pat's gender.
00:53That was the sketch. The whole sketch.
00:56And it lasted for over four years on Saturday Night Live and through one major motion picture.
01:02A draft of which was even written by Quentin Tarantino.
01:06My middle school friend and I used to watch It's Pat the movie over and over and over again.
01:12It was hilarious.
01:14I love to stroke your pussy cat.
01:16I know.
01:18Muffy likes it too.
01:20When the film flopped, Pat was left to rot in the annals of history.
01:29But not for me.
01:31Pat lingered.
01:33Somewhere in the back of my mind.
01:35Dormant.
01:36Until 20 years and a gender journey later.
01:39When I was out one night with friends.
01:43I went home and rewatched It's Pat the movie.
01:46I still laughed my ass off.
01:49But this time, I saw something totally different.
01:53I saw me.
01:57I saw.
01:59I saw me.
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