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Aired (May 31, 2026): Natagpuang nagpapa-interview si Sen. Batok Sta. Rosa (Betong Sumaya) para linawin ang naganap na habulan at putukan sa senado. Samantala, si Misis Piaya Guyabano (Chariz Solomon), hindi napigilan ang luha dahil hindi kinumusta ng kababata?!
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00:00More tawa, more sayang!
00:06Okay, ito na naman tayo. Maglalaman tayo ng G-Pass.
00:09At syempre, makikipag-gulito na naman ngayong gabi.
00:12Si Ms. Glysa De Castro.
00:14Yes!
00:16Nice to be back!
00:17Alam mo, alam mo, si Glysa lang yung nag-guess atin na nagbumuha kaming mahirap.
00:21Kasi nag-a-adam eh. Stylist.
00:24Iba talaga yun sa'yo.
00:25May gold eh.
00:26Uy, syempre babag lang ito.
00:28Magagod.
00:30At natin gawin, explain natin ang mechanic siya.
00:32Meron tayo tatlong teams at bawat team pipili na magiging player nila.
00:36At ang player ay kailangan may gawin na assignment.
00:39Alam ng bawat team ang assignment na gagawin ni player, pero...
00:43Hindi alam ni player kung ano ang assignment na uhulaan.
00:46Uh, uhulaan lang nito sa pamamagitan ng paglapit dun sa mga props na nakapaligid sa ating stage.
00:51At yung mga kakampi niya ay magsasabi ng G kung tama ang nilalapitan niya.
00:56At syempre ang past tapag lumalayo naman siya dito.
00:59Yes.
00:59Okay, kailangan pabilisan to, pabilisan.
01:01Aha, dahil oorasan natin kung gaano kabilis o kabagal bago nila magawa yung assignment.
01:07Kung sino yung pinakamabilis, yun ang panalo, syempre.
01:09Yeah!
01:12Yeah!
01:12Tawagin na natin ang team number one, Glyza Cheska Bubo.
01:16Yeah!
01:16Yes!
01:17Yes!
01:19Team two!
01:20Si Coco, si EA at saka si Karts.
01:23Asan si Coco, si EA at saka siya?
01:26Ang player nila?
01:28Si Karts.
01:29Yes!
01:30Ang ating bouncing baby tumble.
01:32Ayan.
01:33Ayan o.
01:33Team number three.
01:34Beto ang Anna, Matt.
01:36Player nila si Matt.
01:39Ready!
01:39Mag-aroon tayo.
01:40Team one!
01:43Tago ka muna, Boss G.
01:45Tago muna.
01:45Go Matt, Matt, Matt.
01:46We can do this match.
01:48Magbuburot na tayo.
01:49Ayan.
01:50Go Matt.
01:50Si Cheska Fresh from Vietnam.
01:52Tawang 4am ang flight.
01:554am ang flight.
01:56Ibig sabihin, Muraytiousness.
01:58What do you say?
01:59Mahalengga.
02:00Muraytiousness.
02:01March 21.
02:034am.
02:03Lumi-hashtag kami.
02:05Have a lot of fun.
02:06Ito na.
02:06Go Boss G.
02:07Pagretao.
02:08Quiet.
02:09Kaya ako mabasa ng ating ano.
02:11Okay?
02:12Okay.
02:13Got it.
02:14Ready.
02:15Nakabasa niyo po.
02:16Okay.
02:17Tawagin natin Boss G.
02:18Woo!
02:19Boss G! Let's G!
02:20Boss G!
02:21Let's go!
02:22Boss G! Let's G!
02:23You can do this!
02:24You can do this!
02:25Ready!
02:27Boss G! Let's go!
02:27Timer!
02:28Start!
02:29No!
02:30G! G! G! G! G! G! G!
02:40Pass!
02:44G!
02:44Oh, nice!
02:52Oh!
02:53Oh!
02:53I'm out.
02:53Oh!
02:5434.
02:57Olaughing!
02:58Ang haalari na.
02:59Si Buboy sabi niya.
03:00Let's go!
03:02Oh my!
03:03Oh my!
03:03Tignan niya ako sa pandangaya ako?
03:06Oh!
03:06We know.
03:07Coach G!
03:07Coach G!
03:08Coach G!
03:09Team two tayo.
03:10Team two.
03:10See now, team two.
03:13Oh
03:15Okay, I'm time to be 13 seconds
03:42One, three.
03:43Oh, that's not perfect.
03:45Time to start now.
03:46PASS! PASS!
03:48PASS! PASS!
03:50PASS! PASS!
03:53PASS! PASS! PASS!
03:53G! G!
03:56PASS! PASS!
04:01PASS! PASS!
04:03PASS!
04:04PASS!
04:05PASS! PASS!
04:07PASS!
04:07You win!
04:08PASS! PASS!
04:15PASS!
04:17PASS!
04:19PASS!
04:25PASS!
04:35G!
04:37G!
04:38G!
04:39G!
04:40G!
04:41G!
04:45What?
04:46G, G, G, G, G, G, G, G, G, G, G, G, G.
04:59Where's the handstand?
05:01Here we go.
05:03G!
05:03Ah, whoa, yeah.
05:05G!
05:07You can do it, I can do it.
05:09G!
05:14G!
05:16G!
05:17G!
05:18G!
05:19G!
05:20G!
05:29139!
05:30Okay!
05:31Okay!
05:32Okay!
05:35Isinin mo, may ilang close-up.
05:36Good job, good job, good job, good job.
05:38One minute, 39 seconds.
05:39Okay lang, okay lang, okay lang.
05:41Okay, doon ka muna, team three.
05:43Let's go, boss G!
05:45Team three!
05:48Ang gagawin ay...
05:50Pasayin nyo sa harap.
05:53Okay.
05:54Siya na specific kung saan?
05:56Yes.
05:57Ready, ready.
05:59Matt!
06:00Yes!
06:01Diba oh?
06:02Go Matt!
06:04Go Matt!
06:06Time mo yan, Matt.
06:0713 seconds.
06:09Timer starts!
06:10G!
06:12Pass!
06:13Pass!
06:15Pass!
06:19G!
06:20G!
06:21Pagdele!
06:23Pagdele!
06:24Pass!
06:25Pass!
06:26Pass!
06:27Pass!
06:29Pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass,
06:41pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass,
06:41pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass,
06:41pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass,
06:43pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass,
06:45pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass
06:58Oh, I'm going to take a look.
07:00How many seconds?
07:0114?
07:0240?
07:0340!
07:0440!
07:05At least not the last.
07:06Okay.
07:0740 seconds.
07:0840 seconds.
07:09Team 3, ibig sabihin ng pala-lata na Team 1!
07:12Yay!
07:15Iba talaga.
07:17It's a sayang o.
07:19Iba talaga si Klyssa.
07:20Kahit walang kwentang laro, buh siya sa'yo nananalo.
07:23Toto!
07:24Oil!
07:24Oh, pero kalimbutan ni muna mga problema dahil manood lang kayo diyan!
07:28At maki-summer tawa-summer taya dito sa pambansang comedy show ng Pilipinas.
07:32This is...
07:33BAMBO GANG!
07:35Just doing the B-B-B-A!
07:37Iba ba na rin, di ba?
07:39Bakit ka siya?
07:40BAMBO GANG!
07:42BAMBO GANG!
07:43BAMBO GANG!
07:44BAMBO GANG!
07:45BAMBO GANG!
07:46BAMBO GANG!
07:47BAMBO GANG!
07:48BAMBO GANG!
07:48Just doing the B-B-A!
07:50BAMBO GANG!
07:53BAMBO GANG!
08:01BAMBO GANG!
08:02BAMBO GANG!
08:03Can you guys come here?
08:05Okay, well great today.
08:06BAMBO GANG, GANG!
08:07Can you guys come here guys!
08:07Breakfast today!
08:10Thanks Radar!
08:12As you can start with,
08:14please leave your way to come.
08:15Let's get into the良囚 거죠!
08:16First of all,
08:17the former
08:19boss toyo.
08:21It was brilliant.
08:26Good afternoon.
08:27Good afternoon.
08:29I'll ask you,
08:31do you have written about the
08:34secret of the Senate?
08:37Yes.
08:38Yes.
08:39Yes, yes.
08:39Yes.
08:40You have one, two, three of the scripted.
08:46It's one, two, three of the scripted.
08:49Ito po.
08:50Isa, dalawa, tatlo.
08:53Signal yan.
08:54Arang countdown.
08:55Okay po.
08:57Ang tatay mong kalbo.
08:59Alam naman natin kung sino yung tatay mong kalbo na yan.
09:02Opo.
09:03Pumasok sa banyo.
09:05Nagkukunwaring siguro.
09:06Ilang.
09:07Tuloy mo.
09:09Nauntog ang ulo.
09:10Nasa getaway car na yan.
09:13Nauntog yung ulo.
09:14Siguro yung driver,
09:15bilis magpatakbo.
09:17Tumatakas na sila.
09:19Ang galing nyo.
09:20Hmm.
09:21Actually, yung nangyari ngayon,
09:22dagdag ko lang ha, brother Willy.
09:24Opo.
09:24Parang ano yan eh?
09:25Larong bata.
09:26Yun po?
09:27Hmm.
09:27Nangyari.
09:27Basahin mo sa doble 7 ni Heckler.
09:31Ah, ito po.
09:32Kaya professional Heckler.
09:34Ito po.
09:35Parang larong bata lang ang nangyari.
09:38Nagsimula sa tagotaguan,
09:40tapos habul-habulan,
09:42na nauwi sa baril-barilan.
09:45Ang galing.
09:47Opo.
09:47Iyan!
09:48Iyan!
09:50Iyan!
09:52Alam ko po kung ano kinatatakutan nila.
09:56Alin yan?
09:56Baka yung baril-barilan,
09:59mauwi sa tumbang preso.
10:00Opo.
10:02Galing.
10:02Galing na ni Brother Jocelyn ngayon.
10:05Alin.
10:05Basta yun.
10:07Basta yun ah.
10:08Susunod po natin magtatanong.
10:10Sikat ito.
10:12Vlogger din po si kasama Rosmar.
10:14Rosmar.
10:22Magandang araw po, kong Kikoy.
10:24May tanong lang po ako.
10:25May nasusulat po ba kung bakit po ang politiko ay tumatakbo?
10:29Hmm.
10:30Meron.
10:31Siyempre.
10:32Lahat ay nasusulat.
10:33Okay po.
10:33Siyempre.
10:34Basahin mo sa 7-7 ng waran.
10:39Waran.
10:40Ito po.
10:41Number one po, tumatakbo ang kandidato kapag may eleksyon.
10:46Hmm.
10:47Alam nyo ba kung bakit tumatakbo yung mga politiko na yan pag ganyan?
10:51Bakit po?
10:51Kasi ang eleksyon, yan ay karera.
10:54Race.
10:55Unahan.
10:56Unahan yan.
10:57Kahit sa Ingles.
10:59O.
10:59Diba?
10:59He is running for mayor.
11:01Diba?
11:02He is running for congressman.
11:04Tama po.
11:05Ito po.
11:05Number two, tumatakbo po ang politiko kapag may kaso.
11:08O diba?
11:09Kung san-san tumatakbo yung mga yan.
11:11Spain.
11:13Portugal.
11:14Tama po.
11:14Tama po.
11:15Tama po.
11:15Ito.
11:16Number three po.
11:17Tumatakbo ang politiko kapag uhuli ng MBI.
11:21Eh din ko na kailangan yung kwento yan.
11:22Ha?
11:23Diba?
11:23Kita nyo naman sa CCTV.
11:25Tama po.
11:25Tama po.
11:25Tsaka po.
11:26Pangatlo yun.
11:27Pangapat.
11:28Meron pa akong idadagdag.
11:29Ano po yun?
11:30Tatakbo yan.
11:31Yung politiko na yan.
11:32Kapag tayong lahat.
11:34Huwag naman sana, brother Willie.
11:35Lahat tayong lahat ay nakakalimot sa ginawa nilang kalokohan.
11:38Diba?
11:39Tatakbo ulit yan.
11:40Baka nga manalo ulit yan eh.
11:41Naku.
11:41Delikado.
11:42Delikado yan.
11:43Alien?
11:44Alien!
11:47Namat ah.
11:50Nakakatakot pala.
11:51Ako.
11:53Ang pangatlo po.
11:54Naku wala na po tayong oras.
11:56Kailangan na.
11:57Pero may isa pa po.
11:58Aabol na kasi kasama Kadena Queen.
12:01Oh my God!
12:06Makinang!
12:09Magandang araw po, Kong Kikoy.
12:11Pwede pong magtanong?
12:12Oo naman.
12:13May nasasulat po ba na ang kaguluhan ay nasa lumang tugtugi na?
12:18Oo naman.
12:19Ha?
12:19Tama ka na, lumang tugtugi na yan.
12:21Diba?
12:22At makikita nyo, yung mga lumang tugtugi noon, ha?
12:26Terno pa rin yan sa nangyayari sa atin ngayon.
12:29Ganun po?
12:29Hmm.
12:29Basahin mo sa uno, dos, tres ng Music of the 80's.
12:35Ito po.
12:35Ito po ang usong music po nung 80's ay rock.
12:40Oh, kita nyo?
12:41Rock?
12:41Obis naman pag tinagalog, bato.
12:43Ano?
12:44Diba?
12:44Ang galing.
12:48Ano yung mga usong rock nun?
12:50Rock bands po.
12:51Ito po.
12:51Ito po, mga rock bands na uso.
12:53Number one po, duran-duran.
12:54Oh, diba?
12:56Ano nangyayari?
12:56Duran-duran.
12:57Nagtakbuhan.
12:58Run and run.
12:59Oh, dahil ano yung dumating?
13:00Banda yan.
13:00Ito po, the police.
13:02Oh.
13:03Tapos, anong sulit nilang ginawa?
13:05Banda rin yan.
13:06Ito po, guns and roses.
13:08Oh, temo?
13:09Guns.
13:10Baril.
13:11Roses.
13:12Rosa.
13:13Baril at rosa.
13:14Opo.
13:14Diba?
13:15At kinabukasan, ano nangyayaring drama?
13:17Ito po, tears for peers.
13:20Yakan eh, diba?
13:21Ayan!
13:22Ayan!
13:24O, brother Josel.
13:26Patapos na tayo ah.
13:28Parang malungkot kami ah, ka ba?
13:30Kasi po, kanina pa ako rito eh.
13:32Hindi man lang kayo nangungumusta.
13:36Mineses kita sa GC eh.
13:38Ayun pali.
13:39Ayan!
13:46Nako!
13:47Nag-enjoy ka sa panunood, no?
13:49Eh di mag-subscribe na sa ULOL
13:52dahil sang namakmak
13:53ang kapuso comedy content dito.
13:57One click lang yan!
13:59Amazing!
14:02Magandang gabi!
14:03Ako po ang inyong host,
14:04Luningning Uy Hachinova
14:06at wag kang po sa another episode ng
14:08Lo!
14:09Hahaha!
14:10Ang guest natin ngayong gabi ay isang batikang visual artist,
14:13painter and photographer,
14:15Mr. George C. Pat.
14:17Welcome po sa love, sir.
14:19Salamat, salamat.
14:20Maraming salamat sa pag-invita nyo sa akin dito sa show nyo, Luningning.
14:24Actually, we are deeply honored po na,
14:26na tinanggap nyo po ang aming invitation.
14:29Kasi alam po namin na marami kayong lectures
14:31at speaking engagements.
14:33Okay lang naman.
14:33Okay lang naman.
14:34Kapisihan ko talaga ngayon yung mga lectures about
14:37motivational photography.
14:40Motivational photography po ba?
14:41Photography, yes.
14:42Parang ngayon po lang po narinig po yan.
14:45Yun na nga eh.
14:46Kaya nga ako nagle-lecture
14:48dahil pwedeng gamitin ng photography
14:50sa pag-motivate ng mga tao.
14:52Maraming gumagamit nyan ng mali.
14:54Kaya ako talagang sumasama ang loob ko
14:57nagagalit talaga ako.
14:59Ganon po ba?
15:00Pero matanong ko lang, sir.
15:02Parang na-observe ko lang po parang lagi kayo talagang ganito.
15:05Oo nga eh.
15:06Paano hindi ako magagalit?
15:07Ang dami mga tao,
15:09ang taka nga.
15:10Grabe,
15:10hindi ginagamit ng tama yung photography
15:13para makatulong sa kanila.
15:16Katulad po ng ano, sir?
15:17Well, siguro.
15:18Napansin mo,
15:19sa labas,
15:20sa mga school,
15:21maraming mga nakakabit
15:22ng mga tarpulin
15:23ng mga alumni
15:24na successful.
15:26Diba?
15:26Pinagmamalaki nila,
15:27mga dating estudyante nila
15:29doon nag-aral sa skwela
15:30at kaya yun naging successful.
15:32Diba?
15:32Oo. Tama po kayo dyan.
15:33Naka-display doon yung malalaking picture
15:36Oo.
15:36ng mga high school alumni nila
15:38na nag-cum laude nung college.
15:40Oo.
15:40Oo.
15:40Pero,
15:42mali yun.
15:43Mali yun!
15:44Hindi tama yun.
15:46Bakit naman po, sir,
15:47naging mali?
15:48Hindi po ba maganda yun?
15:49Para ipaalam sa mga tao
15:51na magaling silang magturo
15:53kaya naging successful yung mga student.
15:55No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
15:57Mga tanga sila.
16:00Napakatatanga nila.
16:01Alam nyo,
16:02dapat ang ginagawa nila dyan,
16:05baliktarin nila yung atake.
16:07Kaya yun ang, yun ang, yun ang,
16:08yun ang dapat gawin nila,
16:09baliktarin ang atake.
16:11Paano po yun?
16:13Well, ganito lang yun.
16:14Yung mga hindi successful
16:16na mga tao,
16:17yun ang ilagay
16:18sa mga tarp
16:19para hindi tularan.
16:21Halimbawa,
16:22o, maglagay sila ng picture
16:23ng isang taong nakakulong.
16:25Tapos ilagay nila,
16:26ang tao ito,
16:27nakakulong ngayon,
16:29isang kriminal
16:29dahil hindi yan dito nag-aral.
16:32O kaya,
16:33picture naman ng isang politiko,
16:34tapos ilagay nila,
16:35ang tao ito,
16:36hindi dito nag-aral.
16:38Kaya tingnan nyo,
16:39naging politikong corrupt,
16:40wanted,
16:41at kriminal.
16:43Naintindihan mo?
16:44Naintindihan mo?
16:45Yung, yun ang point ko eh.
16:46Opo.
16:47Opo.
16:48Nagigits ko naman po,
16:49pero,
16:50makakatulong po ba talaga
16:51doon sa school?
16:53Aba, natural!
16:53Natural!
16:55May isip ng mga tao,
16:56pag hindi sila nag-aral
16:57doon sa skwelahan na to,
16:58magiging masamang tao sila.
17:00Yan ang tamang paggamit
17:02ng photography.
17:03Hindi kagahin nung
17:04ang gumagamit niyang mga tanga!
17:06I get your point, sir.
17:09May katwiran po talaga kayo,
17:10pero...
17:10Oo! Tama!
17:11Kalma lang po kayo.
17:14Meron pa,
17:14may gusto pa po kayong i-
17:16Meron pa, meron pa.
17:17Oo.
17:18Tungkol naman doon sa ano,
17:19eto sabihin ng ibang mababaw,
17:20pero hindi.
17:21Totoo to eh.
17:22Yung mga tarpulin,
17:23doon sa mga burol,
17:25na mga patay.
17:27Ano pong observation niya po doon?
17:29Marami ako nakikita.
17:31Sa mga, yung mga picture ha,
17:33mga namatay.
17:34Mm-hmm.
17:35Nakangiti!
17:36Ba't nakangiti?
17:37Ano, birthday ba nila yung ina-announce?
17:39Hindi naman ah!
17:40Lamay nga nga ito,
17:41bakit nakangiti yung patay?
17:43Diba?
17:44O, sabagin.
17:45Diba?
17:45O, sabagin.
17:46O, tapos yung iba naman,
17:47napakalalabo ng mga picture.
17:49Eh, sinome-in lang.
17:51Dinukot lang dun sa isang group picture.
17:52Eh, pinsan nga,
17:53kasama pa yung kalahati
17:54ng mukha nung katabi nila eh.
17:56O ano yun?
17:56Bakit pati yung nasama sa tarp?
17:58Ano yun?
17:58Mamamatay na rin yun?
17:59Yung ba gusto niya sabihin dyan?
18:00Hindi na to.
18:01Mali.
18:02Mali talaga yan eh.
18:04Tama naman po kayo,
18:05pero ano pong,
18:06ano pong suggestion nyo?
18:07Ay, ganito lang yan.
18:09Napakasimple niya.
18:09Para maipakita nila yung tamang emotion
18:12ng picture,
18:13dapat,
18:14magpakuha sila
18:15ng formal
18:16na picture
18:18para sa burol nila.
18:20Formal!
18:22Eh, siya.
18:23Medyo mahirap po ata yun.
18:25Kasi,
18:26hindi naman po nila alam po.
18:27Ayun na nga!
18:28Yun na nga!
18:29Sinasabi ko!
18:30Foresight!
18:31Foresight!
18:32Hindi dapat magpapicture na sila
18:34ng pamburol
18:34kahit matagal pa.
18:36Para sigurado,
18:37dyan umiinit ang ulo ko.
18:38Bilang photographer!
18:40Andami kasing!
18:41Napakatatangang mga tao!
18:43Inakulit ko!
18:44Sinasabi sa let's work!
18:45Na dapat,
18:47yung mga ganyang bagay,
18:48pinagkakadaan niya!
18:49Sir!
18:49Foresight!
18:50Oh my God!
18:51Sir, kung palma lang po kayo,
18:52ay pinatake na po ata kayo!
18:53Okay!
18:54Hindi ako makihinga!
18:55Hindi ako makihinga!
18:56Tulungan nyo ako!
18:57Tulungan nyo ako!
18:58Ah!
18:58Ah!
19:00Ah!
19:01Ah!
19:02Sir, huwag lang po kayong malikot!
19:03Ha?
19:04Huwag lang po kayong malikot!
19:05Bah!
19:06Bah!
19:07Para saan niya?
19:08Para saan niya?
19:09Ah!
19:09Pinukun ako po yung picture
19:11para sabunan niya po magandang picture niya.
19:13Okay.
19:14Ah!
19:14Huwag po kayo,
19:15parang nakasmile po kayo,
19:16huwag po kayo magsmile.
19:17Diba?
19:17Ayan po.
19:18One, two, three.
19:21Parang ang step niyo po sir.
19:22No, no, no, no!
19:23I'm doing my best, iha!
19:24I'm doing my best!
19:26Sir, huwag po kayong bumikit!
19:27Ay hindi po maganda ng ang profesor!
19:30Huwag po sir!
19:31One, two, three!
19:33Ay!
19:34Ah!
19:36Medhi!
19:37Oh my God!
19:39Good evening and welcome to the number one talk show for political issues,
19:43ang Paul Politica!
19:46And I am your host, Paulie Aguila.
19:48And tonight, sa segment natin na Quick Talk,
19:51makakasama natin ang pinakakontrobersyal na senador.
19:55Please welcome,
19:56Senator Batok Santa Rosa!
19:59Good evening sir!
20:01Ah!
20:01Good evening sa'yo.
20:03Maraming salamat sa pag-invite po sa'kin dito.
20:05Pero,
20:06pwede mo simulan lang natin yung interview?
20:08May takat pa po eh.
20:10Ah!
20:10Nagmamadali po ba kayo sir?
20:13Ah!
20:14Ah!
20:14Okay, okay.
20:15Ah!
20:15Sa unang tanong sir.
20:17Ah!
20:17May mga nagsasabi po na yung mga nangyari nung nakaraan ay hindi totoong nangyari.
20:24Kundi part ito ng shooting ng pelikulang ginagawa nyo.
20:28Anong masasabi nyo doon, Senator?
20:30Ah!
20:30Well, hindi totoo yun.
20:32Lahat talaga nangyari talaga sa totoong buhay.
20:36O, dun talaga nangyari talaga.
20:37Kaya hindi shooting yun.
20:39Ah!
20:40Okay!
20:42Ah!
20:42Ah!
20:42Senator, bakit po kayo patingin-tingin sa paligid?
20:47Meron po ba tayong hinihintay?
20:49Or meron po bang?
20:50Ah!
20:50Wala yun.
20:51Huwag mo intindihin.
20:52Okay.
20:53Ah!
20:53Balik po tayo sa tanong.
20:55Ah!
20:55Sir, hindi po kasi kapanipaniwala yung mga eksena na para bang pelikula ito dahil may action.
21:03Ano?
21:03Let's all watch this.
21:06Let's all watch this.
21:15Ayan ho, Senator. Ano?
21:16Tumatakbo ho kayo na parang hinahabol ho kayo ng mga government agents ho yata.
21:22Ayan ano?
21:23Bakit kayo tumatakbo, Senator? May gusto po bang humuli sa inyo? Gusto nyo po bang tumakas? O ano po ba?
21:30Ah, hindi ako tumatakas.
21:32Ah, hindi.
21:52Yes.
21:52Hindi yung shooting yun.
21:54Okay, okay.
21:55Ah, ito naman yung susunod na ipapakita namin si inyo.
21:58E maraming nagsasabi na shooting ito dahil nga may dramatic scene.
22:04Ano?
22:04May mga drama po ito at nagdadrama ho kayo.
22:08No?
22:09Let's all watch this.
22:11I'm a citizen of this republic.
22:14Nung wala ako dito, hinahanap nyo ako.
22:16Ngayon, nandito na ako.
22:17Ayaw ang papasukin.
22:18Anong klaseng, anong klaseng, anong klaseng regulasyon ito?
22:22Anong gusto nyo?
22:27Ang respito.
22:29Ah, Senator, ano po bang nangyari doon?
22:33Ah, hindi shooting yun.
22:35Nakalimutan ko ang ID ko.
22:37Tapos hindi ako papasukin.
22:38Mawalang respito.
22:40Ah.
22:41So, lahat pala ng ito, Senator, ay may explanation naman pala.
22:46At hindi shooting yun.
22:48Tama!
22:49Ah, okay.
22:50Ah, Senator.
22:53Ano naman po ang masasabi nyo tungkol sa may balak daw po kayong tumakas?
22:59Ano?
22:59Yes.
23:00Ako tatakas?
23:01Yes!
23:02Hindi ako tatakas!
23:03Ah, hindi!
23:04I dare you!
23:05Make my day!
23:08Ayun!
23:11Senator!
23:13Senator!
23:15Senator!
23:16Ano ba yan si Senator?
23:17May nagpaputok lang!
23:19Nawala na ka agad!
23:21Senator!
23:22Kaunti na lang at papunta ka na sa exciting part!
23:26Pero bago yan, mag-subscribe ka muna sa Yunol para mapanood mo rin ang iba pang kapuso comedy shows.
23:32One click lang yan!
23:35Where's Pamina?
23:36Did she message you?
23:37Yeah, I think she's coming.
23:39Oh, she didn't like you!
23:40Oh, she didn't!
23:41I think she's here!
23:42Oh my gosh!
23:42Oh my gosh!
23:44Girl!
23:45Hi!
23:47Is it pangit?
23:49Of course not!
23:50It's not pangit!
23:51Look at the beige dress!
23:54And the bag!
23:55The black bag and the yellow bag!
23:57I know, right?
23:57Perfect!
23:58I like it!
23:59I really like the fit!
24:00It's really plattery!
24:01Yeah!
24:03You know what?
24:04I'm so jealous!
24:05Like, where did you buy those?
24:06Oh, you know the shop?
24:08It's called Balanchaka.
24:10Oh!
24:10I really like it!
24:11They're so nice!
24:13Thank you so much!
24:14It's really cheap lang ah!
24:15Why?
24:16This one?
24:17It's 300,000 pesos lang!
24:19Come on!
24:19This beige dress!
24:21That's such a steal!
24:22300,000 pesos lang!
24:24I know!
24:24And then this one,
24:25I really like it because it's cute!
24:27Uh-huh, I like it!
24:28It's like...
24:2950,000 pesos lang!
24:30What?!
24:3050,000 pesos lang!
24:32It's so cute!
24:32I could've been 80 for that!
24:34I know, right?
24:35It's 50 lang!
24:36Oh my goodness!
24:37I know!
24:38It's like a normal masking tape!
24:40But no!
24:41It's art!
24:42It screams luxury!
24:44Yeah!
24:44It's more than that!
24:45But...
24:45Look at the shoes!
24:46Whoa!
24:47Girl!
24:48It's really matchy-matchy!
24:50Ito my bracelet!
24:51Right?
24:52Oh my gosh!
24:52It's so nice!
24:53Is that the limited edition one?
24:55Yeah!
24:56Oh my goodness!
24:57Oh my goodness!
24:59So it's like 80,000 pesos!
25:01Oh my goodness!
25:02Oh my goodness!
25:03Okay, but...
25:04Affordable na yun!
25:06Yeah!
25:07Four plus four?
25:09Eight!
25:11Yeah!
25:11But siyembre, gusto ko nang sulitin may lakad, di ba?
25:13Uh-huh!
25:14So I bought bags na rin!
25:15Yeah!
25:16It's from the same store!
25:17Yeah!
25:17And they're on sale!
25:19Kaya dalawa na!
25:20Wow!
25:20Wow!
25:21This is mga 15,000.
25:2315k!
25:2415k!
25:25And then this one!
25:26This one's super cheap!
25:27Trending siya ngayon!
25:29Yeah!
25:2910,000 pesos!
25:30Oh my gosh!
25:31That's so sweet!
25:32This is so affordable!
25:33Yeah! Try it! Try it!
25:35Try it!
25:35It's so lightweight as well, no?
25:37Can you just lie around?
25:40Oh my gosh!
25:41I like this design!
25:42Is it you?
25:44Is it you?
25:45Is it you?
25:45Oh my goodness!
25:46Yeah!
25:46It's green and yellow.
25:49You know what?
25:51I like Balanchaca!
25:52Yeah!
25:52Me too!
25:53I like Balanchaca!
25:54Oi! Oi!
25:55Oi!
25:55Ah!
25:56Oh my gosh!
25:57Ikaw nagdako ng gamit namin!
25:59What?
26:00What?
26:01Anong what-what?
26:03Huh?
26:03Yang karton ng Prejiter!
26:04Higaan namin yan eh!
26:05Prejiter?
26:06Prejiter?
26:07O nga!
26:08Yung sapatos!
26:09Aking din yan!
26:10O?
26:10Ako lang ang bulo niya sa basuraan eh!
26:12What are you talking about?
26:13What you talking talking yan?
26:15Yung supot na yan,
26:16ginagamit ko yung lagay ng damit ko yan,
26:18tsaka yung plastik na yan,
26:20pamalengke ko yan!
26:21No way!
26:22No way!
26:23No way!
26:23Yung sombrero mo sa lolo ko yan!
26:25Sa lolo ko yan?
26:25Oo!
26:26Tsaka yung masking tape!
26:27Nagahanap ako eh!
26:28Just pa yun!
26:29Just yun!
26:31Can you wait for me?
26:35No!
26:37No!
26:37No!
26:38No!
26:39No way!
26:39No way!
26:41This way po ma'am!
26:42Thank you po!
26:44Very good man!
26:45So...
26:46Saan ko?
26:46May order naman?
26:47Oo!
26:49Waiter!
26:50Hi!
26:51Yes sir!
26:53Ah...
26:53Isang chicken sandwich,
26:54tsaka soft drinks?
26:56Chicken sandwich,
26:57tsaka soft drinks?
26:58Actually ano,
26:59sorry,
27:00ano nalang soft drinks nalang,
27:01wala pala akong gano.
27:03Oo nga po sir!
27:04Ang napansin ko parang ano?
27:06Parang malungkot kayo?
27:09Hanggal kasi ako sa trabaho ko?
27:12Bad timing lang kasi kung kailangan kailangan ko ng pera.
27:18Sarah alam niyo,
27:19naiintindihan ko yung nararamdaman niyo.
27:22Gets ko po, malungkot po yan.
27:24Sir,
27:25naiiyak po ako sa sitwasyon niya.
27:28Mapigilan.
27:29Uy, sorry,
27:30pati ikaw,
27:30nadami sa problema ko.
27:32Hindi, hindi.
27:32Hindi, okay lang po.
27:33Ganito po talaga ako.
27:35Nag-a-adjust po ako sa,
27:36sa mga kausap ko.
27:38Pinabagay ko po yung sarili ko para,
27:40alam niyo,
27:40para mas maintindihan ko yung sekwasyon niyo.
27:42Kaya,
27:43sir,
27:44talagang,
27:45galing naman.
27:46Nalulungkot ako.
27:47Sir,
27:48ano po?
27:49Galing mo naman.
27:49Salamat ah.
27:51Okay lang po.
27:52Hindi, okay lang po.
27:53Naiintindihan ko, sir.
27:54Pahintay na lang po yung udon niyo.
27:56Langkod.
27:57Langkod.
27:58Langkod ha.
27:58Morder ko, Danai ha.
28:00Okay.
28:01Ah,
28:02waiter?
28:03Waiter po.
28:04Ah, sige ah.
28:05Yes po, ma'am.
28:06Ah, waiter po,
28:07order ako sa,
28:08ano,
28:08sa pansitmolo.
28:10Chipmolo.
28:11Tapos, ah, chicken inasal na paa.
28:13Chicken.
28:14Yung kagaya sa bakulod style, ha?
28:16Amo na, ha?
28:17Ah, good choice yan, ma'am.
28:19Ako, specialty namin,
28:20yung inihaw na chicken na bakulod na pecho.
28:23Oo.
28:23O, namit na.
28:24Ay, namit gidi.
28:25Namit gidi.
28:26Ay, tiin.
28:27Ang guka galing yan.
28:28Ay, di ma'am.
28:29Ang tagitiin ka.
28:30Ang guka mo.
28:30Hindi, ma'am.
28:32Tagawainila lang ako.
28:32Binibakay ko lang sarili ko sa customer.
28:35Ay, ang galing mo naman, waiter ah.
28:37Ay, salamat, gid.
28:38Binib kusi mo ah.
28:39Salamat, gid ma'am.
28:40Hintay ka sa order mo ah.
28:41Ay, garlic rice, garlic rice.
28:42Ah, garlic rice.
28:43Sama ko ha.
28:44Hintay ka lang ha.
28:47Pansik molo, inihaw na chicken, garlic rice.
28:50Okay.
28:50Ang garlic rice.
28:52Waiter.
28:53Ah, yes po.
28:53Excuse me.
28:54Yes po.
28:55Ah, beti ko alak ko itong ah.
28:59Burger room niya lawa.
29:01Tapos niya lawa ring ah.
29:03Niya's filet.
29:04Niya lawa ring ah.
29:05Niya's tea.
29:06Hmm.
29:06Pa-fast check nila dahil Tom Jones docket.
29:09Ah, surely ah.
29:10Wait soon ka lang mga ten minutes.
29:13Ay, beti ka din.
29:15Ha?
29:15Eh, malak lang.
29:17Nag-adapt lang akit.
29:18Saka usap ko.
29:19Mabushki.
29:20Wait soon.
29:21Okay, okay, okay.
29:22Dalawang burgers.
29:24H-P-Lay.
29:25Iced tea.
29:26Pakibilis daw.
29:28Waiter, waiter.
29:29Ay.
29:30Yes sir?
29:31Yes po.
29:32Ang dito.
29:33Ay.
29:34Biyos mo lahat ng pera dun saka.
29:36Talis.
29:37Sir.
29:37Hold upper kayo.
29:39Bus ma.
29:41Ah.
29:42Kung hold upper po kayo eh.
29:46Hold upper din ako.
29:48Hagan na walit mo.
29:49Kasi ato mo.
29:50Wait.
29:51Wait.
29:52Hold upper ka pala.
29:53Wait.
29:54Nag-adapt lang ako akla.
29:56Hoy.
29:56Kayo.
29:57Saka sa mga kamay niyo.
29:58Pagyan mo sakin lahat ng pera mo.
29:59Ah.
30:00As-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a.
30:02Hali!
30:04Hali!
30:06Magandang gabi, no?
30:07Una sa lahat.
30:08Kumusta kayong dalawa, no?
30:09Ah.
30:09Gusto ko lang sabihin sa inyo na papakinggan natin ang issue na nangyari sa kondo, no?
30:17Ang issue ng putukan.
30:19At bilang presidente ng Homeowners Association, gusto kong marinig ang panig ninyong dalawa, no?
30:27Ah.
30:28Una, si Mrs. Ayza Montevirus.
30:32At siyempre, Mrs. Piaia Guayabano.
30:37Ah.
30:38You may have the floor.
30:39Okay.
30:41Concerned lang po ako dun sa nangyari sa kondo, Mr. President.
30:45Ah.
30:46Dahil po may nagpaputok, eh nakatakas ho si Batotoy.
30:50At yung Batotoy na yun, eh may utang ho yun sa amin.
30:55In fact, maraming pinagkakautangan ho yun.
30:59At dahil nga ho may nagpaputok, nagkagulo-gulo na, nakatakas si Batotoy, ngayon, hindi na namin siya masingil.
31:08Eh, eh siyempre, ayoko namang isipin na parang walang nangyari.
31:13No?
31:15Oo.
31:15Kaya gusto ko sanang imbestigahan nito.
31:18Ah, teka lang po, Mr. President.
31:21Ah, tutol po ako dun sa sinasabi niyang walang nangyari.
31:28Siguro po, para sa inyong mga wala dun sa kondo.
31:33Pero ako po, takot na takot po ako, kailangan ko po magpaalam na sa mga anak ko.
31:40Dalawang pintuan lang yung layo ko dun sa putukan.
31:44Nagkakapang mga tao.
31:47Nagtatakbohin na pero hindi na nalamsahan pupunta.
31:51Pagkatapos ng lahat, pagtiging ko sa groups, ah.
31:55Walang ni isa man lang nakamusta sa amin.
32:00Ay, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
32:04Twenty years ko kayong kalaro sa badyo.
32:07Sabi, guhat.
32:10Kasama ko ba kayong namamaray?
32:12Walaman naman sa amin.
32:14Kamusta lang kayo dyan?
32:17Napakasakit po sa akin.
32:19Sobrang sakit.
32:22Ahem.
32:23Excuse me lang, ah, Mr. President.
32:26Ah, umiiyak ka ba, sister?
32:28Oo.
32:29Hindi ba o, Bibs?
32:31Ah, hindi kasi ano eh.
32:33Ayun o, parang walang luha eh.
32:35Parang acting lang yata yan eh eh.
32:37Ay, hindi acting to.
32:38Ganito lang talaga, homey ah.
32:41Okay, fine.
32:42Pero wala ka bang alam kung sino talaga ang nagpaputok?
32:45Wala.
32:46Eh, may nagsasabi nga sa akin na scripted daw yun.
32:51No, ah, ah, ah.
32:53Ah, I have to say oh, hindi.
32:55Hindi scripted yun, ha?
32:56The condo is under attack.
32:58The condo was under attack!
33:00Ha?
33:01At may kinalaman ka doon, Mr. President.
33:04Ako?
33:05Wala akong kinalaman.
33:06Ever since, naging patas ako sa ating homeowner's handbook.
33:09Lagi kong sinusunod ang, ah, article 22, verse 5.
33:13Alam niyo na lagi ako sumusunod sa batas?
33:15Sigurado ka ba talaga, Mr. President?
33:17Na hindi ka sangkot sa pagkatakas ni ba, Totoy?
33:20Walang katotohanan yan.
33:22Sa katunayan, pahiimbisigaan ko agad yan.
33:25Ha?
33:25Pahiimbisigaan ko yan at pasisimula lang pa agad yan.
33:27Sir, sir.
33:28Ito na ako yung sobrang papuntok doon sa inotos nyo.
33:30Ha?
33:31Ha?
33:32Teka, teka, bakit may sindihan?
33:35Pahala natin!
33:36Sigurado na yun na sindihan ko!
33:45Lord!
33:47Matawad, Lord!
33:48Ditong-lito na ako!
34:05Naka-move on na ako!
34:06Blinak ko ng EXTRO!
34:10Pero gumawa ka ng dummy account para mas tok mo!
34:13Ay!
34:15Ay!
34:17Ay!
34:18Ay!
34:19Ay!
34:27Bumali ako ng bagong running shoes because I'm in my running era!
34:32Kamyong!
34:34May parunning-running era ka pa!
34:36E bistado ka ng snatcher ka!
34:38Part!
34:53Tipid na tipid ako ngayon.
34:55Hindi na ako magastos!
34:59Wala ka naman pera!
35:00That's why you don't have a choice.
35:14I'm so chill. I don't have a problem.
35:19I'm not a chill. You're just a man.
35:34Ass, kami ng jowa ko, laging open sa isa't isa.
35:40Pero pag open mo ng inbox niya, may kachatcha ang iba.
35:54Lagi akong ini-invite ng model friends ko sa lakad nila.
36:00Magaganda kasi sila, ikaw ang panabla.
36:04Loko lang yon!
36:06Pasalamatan natin, Glice on the cash flow!
36:09Ayan, siyempre, pasalamatan natin ng ating mga batang bubble sa panonood.
36:14Until next time, dito sa pambansang comedy show ng Pilipinas, this is...
36:18BABOD GAS!
36:28BABOD GAS!
36:30BABOD GAS!
36:30BABOD GAS!
36:32BABOD GAS!
36:34BABOD GAS!
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36:40BABOD GAS!
36:42BABOD GAS!
36:45BABOD GAS!
36:45BABOD GAS!
36:46BABOD GAS!
36:47BABOD GAS!
36:48BABOD GAS!
36:49BABOD GAS!
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36:51BABOD GAS!
36:53BABOD GAS!
36:55BABOD GAS!
36:56BABOD GAS!
36:57BABOD GAS!
36:58BOROW A Kpine!
37:02BOROW A KINE!
37:04BOROW A Kpine!
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