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enemies with benefits
enemies with benefits drama
enemies with benefits
enemies with benefits drama
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00:05Fired, evicted, and pickpocketed all in one day?
00:09I swear, Rachel, you're like a walking insurance commercial.
00:13Onwards and upwards from here on out.
00:18Oh my god! Why is it looking at me like that?
00:22Was I your ex-boss using yet another burner phone to grace you with his genitalia?
00:28Do you know what they say?
00:29Count your lucky stars that your best friend is a supermodel and lets you stay at her house rent-free
00:35while she is in the lawn fashion week.
00:36As long as you need, babe.
00:39I can't believe that I have this entire place to myself. Someone pinch me.
00:44About that, there was one thing that I forgot to mention.
00:58Don't you know that I got you?
01:02Quit it all with this nonsense, they don't know but they...
01:06Mason?
01:09What are you... What are you doing here?
01:11Surprise! My brother's your new roommate!
01:17No.
01:19It's nice to see you too, Rach.
01:23Becky, you can't be serious right now.
01:26Oops!
01:27Uber's here!
01:29Play nice, you too. Ciao.
01:36I told her you'd freak.
01:38I'm not freaking. I'm... digesting.
01:43Oh.
01:44Good. So you don't still hate my guts?
01:46Even though it has been, what, ten years since you last saw me?
01:49You mean I still don't hold a grudge against my best friend's slutty older brother who told everyone that I
01:53was the worst kisser in high school?
01:55Nope.
01:56Because I'm not a naive sophomore anymore.
01:59I am an adult now.
02:02Yes, you are.
02:04Someone is all grown up.
02:08And, as an adult, I think it is important that we establish the boundaries since we'll be living together.
02:17You don't call the shots around here, sunshine.
02:19I do.
02:22Says who?
02:27Says me.
02:28My sister's house.
02:30My rules.
02:33Now get up.
02:34Go on, get out of my way.
02:39What are you doing here, Mason?
02:41I'm actually house hunting.
02:42Moving back to town.
02:44Don't you make enough money at your weird, made-up cyber security job to stay at a hotel while you
02:48look?
02:50One, it's not weird and it's not made up.
02:52Two, I like to stay somewhere that feels lived in.
02:56And three, what are you doing here? Aren't you a big shot lawyer now?
03:00Last time I talked to Bex about it, she said you were on your way to being a junior partner.
03:07I'm exploring my options.
03:13You got fired, huh?
03:15None of your business.
03:17So how about a schedule?
03:18You can take the common areas from eight to one and then I will take it from one to six.
03:24And then we can share the rest of the night.
03:27No, I don't think that's gonna work for me.
03:31Okay.
03:33Cassie's, since you're being difficult and you're not okay with splitting the day in half, why don't we split the
03:38common areas in half?
03:40I can take this side and you can take that side.
03:42Or, how about this?
03:44How about when I tell you to get out of my way, you get out of my way.
03:50How about you make me?
04:01Hey, yo, it's game time!
04:03Time to get out of my way!
04:06I got the bruskies!
04:09Where's the...
04:09Brooskies, where's the...
04:14Whoa!
04:15Is that...
04:16Fish lips?
04:18Joy.
04:19My favorite nickname persists.
04:21Hey!
04:22I've missed you!
04:23Um, missed you too, Nick.
04:25It's been a while.
04:26Huh?
04:28Rachel...
04:28Bigsby.
04:29Damn, you look...
04:30I'm...
04:30All grown up!
04:32Wow!
04:32How are you?
04:34I haven't seen you...
04:35Since...
04:36High school?
04:37What have you been up to?
04:41The hell are you doing?
04:45The hell are you doing?
04:50I mean, here.
04:51Like, what are you doing here?
04:52What are you talking about?
04:53It's the playoffs!
04:54Guardians Falcons, baby!
04:56We gotta watch!
04:57That means...
04:57Me too, Rach.
04:58Oh, she's busy, so...
05:00Ooh!
05:01Hang out with us!
05:03You mean with this ray of sunshine?
05:05Yes.
05:05Oh, come on.
05:06I'll make sure he behaves himself.
05:07Right here, by the way.
05:08I can hear you guys.
05:09Please?
05:10We have a lot to catch up on.
05:12Ah, but she said she's busy.
05:14You know, I'd love to.
05:15Let me just go and change real quick.
05:20And now, Tommy Johnson will blow the hook ahead into the Montreal zone.
05:24Really?
05:30Bro!
05:33What?
05:36Wait, do I need to say it?
05:38Your little sister's best friend got hot!
05:40What?
05:42I hadn't really noticed.
05:43Guess she's okay.
05:44Okay?
05:45She's a smoke show!
05:46What do you mean?
05:47Is she like Forbes or something?
05:50I don't know, man.
05:51Don't really keep tabs on her like that.
05:52Nope.
05:54She's not really my type.
05:56Heh.
05:56Yeah, right.
05:56Okay.
05:58So you're telling me you weren't obsessed with your sister's best friend in high school?
06:01No.
06:02No.
06:03No, it wasn't.
06:03It'll be a cross check.
06:05It'll be a cross check.
06:06Here comes Markley Goodthrow with the lightning short-handed.
06:09On drill one for seven.
06:11So you don't mind if I ask her out then.
06:14And now it's Coleman to give her the backhand shot.
06:16Well, man.
06:17Do whatever you want.
06:18I don't care.
06:20Heh.
06:20Heh.
06:21Heh.
06:25Heh.
06:27Heh.
06:33Okay.
06:36What did I miss?
06:39The score's on the bottom.
06:40Not that hard to follow along.
06:42No.
06:46I'll try to keep up.
06:47I wonder if he's a hundred percent.
06:50Oh, big save by Vasilevsky on the redirect in front by Eric Stahl.
06:58Now Palat flips the puck ahead.
07:00Matthew Joseph with it for Tampa Bay.
07:02Sends it back out to the left.
07:03She's got a shot.
07:06Oh, uh, can I have one?
07:08Of course.
07:08Sure.
07:11Uh, nope.
07:15Thanks.
07:15Just one is fine.
07:22Oh, the service here is incredible.
07:25Maybe so.
07:27Speaking about good service, there's this new bar down the street that makes a mean martini.
07:31We should go sometime.
07:34Like, a date?
07:37Yeah.
07:39Why not?
07:40Like I said, there's just so much to catch up on.
07:43She's homeless and jobless.
07:44There you guys have caught up.
07:46Bro.
07:48It's fine.
07:49I'm calling it a fresh start.
07:51And on that note, yes, I'd love to go on a date with you.
07:56Don't expect her to split the bill.
07:58I wouldn't dream of it.
08:00I'm a gentleman, unlike you, Mr. Hit It and Quit It.
08:03Speaking of, aren't you seeing that hot neighbor?
08:05What's her name?
08:07Kitty?
08:08Cat?
08:09No, that's done.
08:10Like I said, love him and leave him.
08:14Love?
08:15No.
08:16There's no way this heart of stone's ever been in love.
08:19Actually, come to think of it, there might have been one individual in high school?
08:26What?
08:27Seriously?
08:28Wait, who?
08:29No, no one.
08:30He's being stupid.
08:31Can we actually pay attention now?
08:32And then across to the left circle.
08:36Petrie.
08:37Bofoli shoots wide.
08:41Bofoli chasing along with Rudolph.
08:43Nick Suzuki with the puck.
08:45Here's Paulfield off the bar!
08:49Okay.
08:50Game's over, time to go.
08:56Uh...
08:58That's yours.
08:59Good to see you, brother.
09:00Yeah.
09:02Um...
09:02Um...
09:03Is your number still the same?
09:05Yeah.
09:05I'll text you.
09:06Please text me.
09:10See you, big guy.
09:14Later.
09:20Well, that was rude.
09:22Wasn't it enough to cock-block me in high school?
09:23You have to do it now, too?
09:25You serious?
09:26Mm-hmm.
09:27You are not going on a date with him.
09:28Why do you even care?
09:33I...
09:33Are you...
09:34jealous?
09:39No.
09:40Of course not.
09:41I'm doing my friend a favor.
09:42Yeah.
09:43I'm saving him from a bad kisser.
09:45I was 16.
09:46It was my first kiss.
09:49I was your first kiss?
09:53Look, I know what you're doing, you know.
09:55You're being a grade-A asshole so that I'd move out.
09:57Sorry to disappoint, but not gonna work.
10:01Stop doing that.
10:03And no, I'm not.
10:06Believe it or not, I've met assholes worse than you.
10:24Who's Jazz?
10:27Nobody.
10:27Just my ex-boss.
10:29Why is your ex-boss texting you right now?
10:31And why is he calling you?
10:33Rach, what is-
10:33It's because I filed a sexual harassment claim against him.
10:36That's why I was fired, okay?
10:38Happy now?
10:46I'm gonna kill him.
10:48I am.
10:50Word of advice, don't tell a lawyer that you're gonna commit murder.
10:54Premeditation and all that.
10:58What did he do to you?
11:00It's okay, you can tell me.
11:05Look, it doesn't matter.
11:07It was my word against his, and his daddy's a senior lawyer, so-
11:10So what?
11:10You're just letting him get away with it?
11:11I'm not letting him get away with anything.
11:17Did Nick leave something?
11:25Well, hello, gorgeous.
11:27You miss me?
11:28Jax?
11:29Well, this is Jax, huh?
11:33What are you-
11:34How did you know to come here?
11:37Your old roommate was very helpful.
11:39So you just show up?
11:41Well, I tried calling you, like 50 times.
11:45It's a nice place.
11:47I don't really know how you're affording it at the moment.
11:50She is well taken care of.
11:52Don't you worry, Nepo baby.
11:54Who the hell is this Backstreet Boy?
11:55Um, no one.
11:56Her new roommate.
11:58Huh.
12:00Didn't know Ken dolls with anger issues were your type.
12:03They're not?
12:04I mean, he's not.
12:07I mean, he's not my boyfriend.
12:10Good.
12:11Listen, Rachel, I need to talk to you.
12:13Maybe we can go somewhere a little more private.
12:15Yeah, I don't think that's going to happen.
12:18Anything you want to say to her, you can say to me.
12:22Okay, Emily, sit.
12:24Please.
12:25Don't.
12:27That's it.
12:28You sit, and you stay.
12:30Don't push it, American Psycho.
12:32Great movie.
12:33It's a nice suit. Did Daddy buy that one for you too?
12:36I would be very careful with what you say to me next.
12:39We don't want Rachel to pay any more that she already has.
12:42No, we don't.
12:42Mm-hmm.
12:44That's why I'm here.
12:46Just want to let you know that we can let this all go away.
12:50Okay? You just drop the case.
12:52We can let bygones be bygones.
12:55Right?
12:57Right?
12:58No.
13:00I am entertaining other offers.
13:02Have been for a few months, actually.
13:05Is that right?
13:06Mm-hmm.
13:07Hmm.
13:08Well, great.
13:09That's...
13:10That's great news.
13:11Really, really happy for you.
13:15But, uh...
13:16Give it an old thingsy poo.
13:17Alright?
13:18Cause I would love to have you back underneath me.
13:24Right where you belong.
13:26I watch her if I were you.
13:31A lot of testosterone.
13:42I think I need a drink.
13:44Or maybe five.
13:45Better join me.
14:12Right, did you...
14:15Do you think we should talk about that, I mean...
14:19You okay?
14:36Right, do you...
14:39Do you think we should talk about that, I mean...
14:43You okay?
14:52Right, first you alpha-dumped Jax and jeopardized my career even more.
14:56Now you won't even drink with me. Cheers.
15:06Okay. Easy.
15:11I don't get how you're laughing right now. That guy's a full-blown psychopath.
15:17You gotta laugh to keep him crying.
15:21You know I look into people all the time for work, right? I could...
15:24I think you've done enough, actually.
15:26Guys like him, they always leave a trail behind.
15:29We could destroy him.
15:32We...
15:32Aren't doing anything.
15:34I tried fighting him, okay?
15:36I lost my job.
15:38It's done.
15:39I'm moving on to the next one.
15:40Okay, I think you've had enough.
15:42That's enough.
15:43Hey, hey, hey.
15:44Hey, hey.
15:45I said...
15:46Enough.
15:50What?
15:58And who died and made you, Daddy, hmm?
16:04I mean, why do you even care?
16:06I thought you didn't even like me.
16:09I don't.
16:11I don't care.
16:13And I don't like you.
16:16It seems like you do.
16:18Well, I don't.
16:22But I really don't like him.
16:25I want to nail his ass to the wall.
16:33Yeah, if you're serious about nailing someone's ass, why not mine?
16:51Rachel, I...
16:53Oh, come on.
16:55You won't let me drink.
16:57I've got to blow off some steam somehow.
17:17You're drunk.
17:22I mean, obviously, I was just kidding.
17:25Jesus.
17:26It's not like I would sleep with someone like you anyway.
17:30I...
17:31Yeah.
17:32Obviously, that would be insane.
17:33Mm-hmm.
17:34Because you are my little sister's best friend.
17:36And you are the bane of my existence.
17:40Yeah, we live together.
17:43Great.
17:44Glad we're on the same page.
17:47Want to watch a movie?
17:52Jesus.
17:53You were going to give me whiplash.
17:56You think you want to call it a night?
17:58Huh?
17:59Oh, come on.
18:00I had to watch boards with you.
18:01Now you get to watch my rom-com.
18:06Pretty please.
18:09Mm-hmm.
18:10Mm-hmm.
18:30I don't want to hurt you.
18:33I'm not scared of you.
18:35Look.
18:41I don't want to hurt you.
18:44I don't want to hurt you.
18:45I don't want to hurt you.
19:00Oh, my God.
19:04What?
19:05Are you blushing?
19:07What?
19:08Perude.
19:09No.
19:11What?
19:12Perude.
19:13No.
19:13God, I didn't know you were such a delicate flower.
19:17Trust me.
19:20I'm not.
19:23Right.
19:24How could I forget?
19:26You're a depraved slut.
19:28Oh, yeah?
19:29Mm-hmm.
19:29That is awfully big talk coming from the girl who suggested I nail her ass in the kitchen.
19:34Okay, I was joking.
19:37Uh-huh.
19:37Mm-hmm.
19:37Sure seemed like a joke, huh?
19:42You know, for the record, I'm actually quite the romantic.
19:47It's true.
19:48You know, I've been referred to as a world-class cuddler.
19:51Incredible.
19:53I mean, I knew it would be.
19:55I don't want to run about it.
19:56I'll believe it when I see it.
19:58Yeah, please.
20:03You know.
20:04That can be arranged.
20:08And I got to be around you all the time.
20:12It was the happiest I've ever been.
20:15And I know that's fucked up.
20:17Because it was my life.
20:20I think you should sleep that tequila off.
20:27I'm going to take the guest bed so you can have the master.
20:33Um, okay.
20:35Thanks.
20:36Good night.
20:54Okay, I don't want to hear it.
20:57Wasn't going to say a word.
20:59So loud.
21:00You could go back to bed, sunshine.
21:03Looking a little rough.
21:12It's a good thing they're letting me do my interview over the phone.
21:16Besides, this firm's been courting me for months, so I'm going to shoo in.
21:20Now you, shoo out.
21:22Oh.
21:23Out of my way.
21:24See, I don't know if that's going to work.
21:25Because according to the schedule that you set, it says I get access to the common areas until 12.
21:33So, if you want me to leave, you're going to have to make me.
21:51Go fetch.
22:11So, how'd it go?
22:14They ghosted me.
22:18Okay, well, maybe you can see the bright side in it.
22:20Maybe it's for the best given your current condition.
22:24I worked my ass off.
22:26I graduated early.
22:28I was the youngest lawyer at my firm.
22:31I won 95% of cases since I started working at Holbrook Legal, and I can't even get an interview.
22:36I don't...
22:41Oh, my God.
22:42What?
22:43Jax.
22:45It's him.
22:45I know it is.
22:47He is going to turn every major firm in the city against me just so that I come crawling back
22:51to him.
22:54This is your fault, you know?
22:56If you hadn't antagonized him yesterday...
22:58How is this my fault?
23:00I was trying to help you.
23:01The only thing that you've ever helped me do was turn me into a social leper.
23:05Stay out of this.
23:17Hey, I need a check done on Jax Holbrook.
23:21Deep background, okay?
23:23Okay.
23:42I need a check done on Jax Holbrook.
23:43I need a check done on Jax Holbrook.
23:43I need a check done on Jax Holbrook.
23:43I need a check done on Jax Holbrook.
23:43I need a check done on Jax Holbrook.
23:43I need a check done on Jax Holbrook.
23:44I need a check done on Jax Holbrook.
23:45I need a check done on Jax Holbrook.
23:45I need a check done on Jax Holbrook.
23:46I need a check done on Jax Holbrook.
23:49I need a check done on Jax Holbrook.
23:53Hey. Yeah, one of the status of those NDAs. Good. Just as I suspected.
24:01Can we get a private dossier? Okay. Yeah, just shoot it to my email. Bye.
24:13Rachel, Jesus, what are you...
24:14No, silly. It's me. Your friendly neighborhood kitty cat.
24:19God, how the hell did you get in here?
24:21Becky gave me a key in case of emergencies, and this is an emergency.
24:26Are you okay?
24:28Yeah, you just haven't been texting me back. I've been missing you.
24:31Yeah.
24:32Did you call my name?
24:33Oh.
24:34Um.
24:42Who's she?
24:44Cat, this is Rachel. She is Becky's friend, and...
24:48Rachel, this is Cat. My sister's neighbor.
24:51That's not all I am, lover.
24:56I thought you said you were done with that.
24:58So much for hating it and quitting it.
25:01Excuse you.
25:03I am the closer for the Dior, Chanel, and Tom Ford, Paris Fashion Week runways.
25:10And I will not be ghosted for some Old Navy slut.
25:13Cat.
25:15First, Old Navy has quality jeans, so thank you.
25:20Second, trust me, nothing's going on between Mason and I.
25:24We're just roomies.
25:28Roomies.
25:29Huh.
25:30Well, in that case, my apologies for keeping you up tonight.
25:33We tend to get a little wild.
25:38You got a leash for this one, Mason?
25:41Okay, that's it, you bargain bin bitch.
25:44Okay, Cat, let's...
25:46Let's...
25:47Take it easy.
25:48Um, maybe you go home?
25:50Hmm.
25:50Yeah.
25:51Yeah.
25:51Okay.
25:52Okay.
25:53We need a little privacy anyway.
25:55I'll be waiting, baby.
25:58Hey.
26:05She seems nice.
26:07Hmm.
26:09She...
26:10was...
26:10a hookup one time months ago.
26:12Last time I was visiting.
26:15I can't shake her.
26:17It's a bit of a moment of weakness for me.
26:19No.
26:20She's a...
26:21She's a keeper.
26:24I'm not hearing a little bit of jealousy in that boy's ears, am I?
26:28Of your rescue pet?
26:30No.
26:31No?
26:32Mm-mm.
26:32Thought I heard it.
26:35Because you shouldn't worry anyway, she's not really my type.
26:38I can't keep on pretending in my mind.
26:41So...
26:43So...
26:44What is your type, then?
27:05I'm not a bad kisser.
27:12I'm not a bad kisser.
27:14I'm not a bad kisser.
27:15You want a bad?
27:16Make something different.
27:18Don't care where it's from.
27:21Don't care if it's right or wrong.
27:24Don't care.
27:25I can't play alone.
27:29Rachel!
27:32Rachel!
27:36Is that Jax?
27:37Rachel?
27:40How the hell did he get in here?
27:42Ah, hope you don't mind.
27:44The door was wide open.
27:45You guys should really be more careful about that.
27:47You might get some unwanted visitors.
27:48I feel like the piece of shit in front of me right now.
27:50Look, I just stopped by to give Rachel my condolences for the death of her career.
27:57Heard you can't even get an interview now, is that true?
27:59You've got about three seconds to get the hell out.
28:02Or what?
28:04Or I'd beat the shit out of you.
28:06Ooh, you better get a good lawyer to get you off her battery on that one, buddy.
28:11I think I have a pretty good one.
28:14Look, why are you doing this to me?
28:17Because I want you back.
28:20Obviously.
28:21Look, Rachel, let's stop this.
28:22The game's over.
28:23Okay?
28:24It took me one phone call to get you blacklisted from every firm in the city.
28:30So let's just go to dinner.
28:33I'll write you up a new contract.
28:35And I'll make sure that it has plenty of benefits, huh?
28:40Jack.
28:40I think you're in three seconds of dumb.
28:45Mason!
28:48I warned you, you piece of shit.
28:52Oh, that was the wrong move, buddy.
28:56It felt like the right move to me.
28:58It's not going to very soon.
29:00You're going to be hearing from my father!
29:04You idiot!
29:06Come here.
29:07Ah, watch the hand.
29:13I told him.
29:14I told him.
29:15I gave him three seconds.
29:16And what does he do?
29:16He really just keeps running that idle little douchebag mouth of his.
29:20Who does he think he is touching you like that?
29:32Why did you do that?
29:35Because you can't just...
29:37You don't...
29:39You...
29:43You don't deserve that, Rachel.
29:45When do you care about what I deserve, Mason?
30:15You don't deserve that, you don't deserve that, you don't deserve that, you don't deserve that, you don't deserve that,
30:18you don't deserve that, you don't deserve that, you don't deserve that, you don't deserve that, you don't deserve that,
30:18you don't deserve that, you don't deserve that, you don't deserve that, you don't deserve that, you don't deserve that,
30:18you don't deserve that, you don't deserve that, you don't deserve that, you don't deserve that, you don't deserve that,
30:18you don't deserve that, you don't deserve that, you don't deserve that, you don't deserve that, you don't deserve that,
30:18you don't deserve that, you don't deserve that, you don't deserve that, you don't deserve that, you don't deserve that,
30:18you don't deserve that, you don't deserve that, you don't deserve that, you don't deserve that, you don't deserve that,
30:18you don't deserve that, you don't deserve that
30:27Maybe I punched him because I'm sick and tired of all the drama you're bringing into this house.
30:35Because hitting someone isn't dramatic at all.
30:43Hello?
30:45Oh, hey, Nick.
30:47Tomorrow?
30:50Yeah.
30:51Yeah, that sounds great.
30:55Yeah, that's so sweet.
30:57Yeah, it's a date.
31:00Okay, I'll see you tomorrow.
31:03Bye.
31:10Date, huh?
31:11Yeah, a date.
31:13I know that's a foreign concept for you.
31:14I thought I told you I don't want you going out with him.
31:17Well, it's a good thing we're staying in.
31:19So if you want to avoid me and all my drama, then just leave.
31:23Oh, and thanks for all your help.
31:36I'm sorry about your non-interview.
31:38Ta-da!
31:39Pizza and moral support!
31:43Here, check it out.
31:43I had to do the pepperoni in a smiley face just for you.
31:45That's so sweet.
31:47I had to tip a little extra, but it was totally worth it to hear you laugh.
31:53I just knew you'd change your mind, baby.
31:57Oh, cute.
31:59Rachel got herself a little cheap date.
32:01Because he has champagne and caviar in his bedroom, right?
32:04Macy, why don't you wine and dine me?
32:07Oh.
32:12Fine, seems like you guys have enough wine for everybody.
32:15You don't mind if we crash your date?
32:16Do you?
32:17Uh, yeah.
32:19Totally.
32:20Come.
32:21Hot Italian.
32:23Yum.
32:25Are you going to get wine glasses?
32:43So, where'd you two meet?
32:45Some kind of make-a-wish thing?
32:47Um, actually, we all went to high school together.
32:51And Mason and I are a couple years older than Rachel,
32:53but I always thought Rachel was super cool.
32:56Seriously?
32:58I was, like, a total outcast.
33:01Yeah, I could see that for you.
33:02Seriously, I-I-I just could never make a move on her
33:06because I knew one of my friends had a giant crush on her, so.
33:10What?
33:11Who?
33:13No one ever had a crush on me.
33:15Should we call it a night?
33:15You guys-
33:16It doesn't matter.
33:18He's totally over it.
33:19Anyway, so I can finally shoot my shot.
33:21So.
33:23Love.
33:25Nick gets to do charity work.
33:27And Rachel can keep her paws off my man.
33:31Everybody wins.
33:34Cat.
33:40Baby.
33:41I thought you liked when I left my mark on you.
33:43Cat, can we please?
33:45Cat, cat, cat, cat.
33:52Cat, cat.
33:53You got a little desperate all over you.
33:55Right here.
33:56Don't be jealous, Rachel.
33:57I can leave a mark on you, too.
33:58No, no, no, no.
33:58Cat, cat, cat.
33:59Let's-let's call it a night, okay?
34:02Maybe you-
34:02Could you go-
34:04Are you serious?
34:05Are you really gonna choose this off-brand mess over me?
34:09Please, cat, could you just-
34:24Wow, I'm gonna talk about a cat fight.
34:32Her, um, her name's Cat.
34:33Yeah, I got it.
34:35Rachel, can I talk to you, please?
34:44In private?
34:46Yeah, you should probably go now.
34:49Oh, okay, sure.
34:52No problem.
34:55Oh, thanks to you.
34:56Okay.
34:57Thank you for tonight.
35:08Rachel.
35:23Rachel, will you just listen-
35:24What the hell is wrong with you?
35:26I mean, seriously.
35:28What did I ever do to you?
35:30Why are you so dead set on ruining my life?
35:33I'm not.
35:34I'm not.
35:34I'm sorry.
35:35Sorry for what?
35:36Messing up the date?
35:38Inviting a bimbo to bitch me out?
35:39Or was it making high school hell for me?
35:43I'm sorry for all of it.
35:45You just-you don't understand.
35:47Then tell me.
35:49Why did you tell everyone that I was a bad kisser?
35:55It was to protect you.
35:56Protect me from what?
35:59From being kissed?
36:00Yes.
36:01Yes, from boys who didn't deserve you.
36:04Why did you care?
36:05Because I cared about you.
36:06Because I-
36:09I wanted you.
36:10I wanted you since we were 15 years old.
36:13I've wanted you from the second you walked in the door when Becky invited you over.
36:16I have always wanted you.
36:20And that kiss between us that-
36:23This was everything to me.
36:25And it was the worst thing that ever happened to me because it-it drove me insane.
36:30Because you were my little sister's best friend.
36:33And I knew that that meant I couldn't have you.
36:37That meant I-
36:39I can't have you.
36:42I mean, but you were so mean to me.
36:45And you still are.
36:47Oh, it's-
36:48Because Becky told me to stay away from you.
36:51She didn't want to risk losing a friend because I couldn't keep it in my pants.
36:55So I-I pushed you away.
36:57And I pushed you, but I wanted you the whole time.
37:03And now-
37:09Even more than you can imagine.
37:13You broke my heart in high school, Mesa.
37:15and I always hated you for that because all I ever wanted was you
37:36just kiss me already
38:05don't you want me to stop? don't you dare
38:22better?
38:25here's this guy
38:27do what you like to do
38:38oh oh
38:41Oh-oh-oh-oh, over, oh-oh
38:45Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
38:49It's good though, it's bad
38:51Oh, and some самом place
38:52What'd you like to do?
38:55What'd you like to do?
39:32Running off on me already?
39:35Good morning, sunshine.
39:38I woke up to an empty bed.
39:41I thought someone would enjoy a cup of coffee this morning in bed.
39:47This looks good on you.
40:02Hey.
40:05I'm sorry for not telling you how I felt sooner.
40:08I get it.
40:11Sometimes it takes ten years to man up and tell a girl you like her.
40:16Okay.
40:18What's your fault?
40:21But I forgive you.
40:24Just promise me one thing.
40:28No more secrets.
40:32No more secrets.
40:41No more secrets.
40:58So that you can continue making it up to me.
41:02Interesting.
41:03See, I thought I was already forgiven.
41:06You're forgiven for being an idiot in high school.
41:08Not for being an idiot since moving in together.
41:12No more secrets.
41:14I don't know.
41:15I've been left alone every now when you go.
41:18Sitting by myself when we praise you like I'm a child.
41:21If we don't stop.
41:23If I don't go.
41:26I've been left alone every now when you go.
41:29And I hope you realize.
41:31We're in with the fire.
41:54Every damn time.
42:08You stupid piece of shit.
42:13You realize I could sue you for invasion of privacy, right?
42:16Cyber security CEO of my ass.
42:18You're a cyber terrorist.
42:20Um, Mason.
42:22What's he talking about?
42:24Yeah, what am I talking about, Mason, huh?
42:27Um, can we go talk somewhere not in front of this piece of shit?
42:30You want to tell her or should I?
42:32Oh, you pussy.
42:34Well, it turns out that I actually have some tech rows of my own.
42:37And it just so happens that there was a security breach.
42:41Apparently, your friend here illegally hacked my company's database.
42:46Trying to get some dirt on me.
42:49Let me explain.
42:50I told you not to get involved.
42:52I specifically said to not get involved.
42:55Oh, please, Rachel.
42:56We all know you're an accomplice on this.
42:59You both are screwed.
43:00Don't threaten her.
43:03Rachel, look, I know that there's a lot you don't know right now.
43:06And I will explain everything.
43:07But this is good news.
43:09I have enough evidence to put this guy away.
43:11Evidence which you came by illegally, dipshit.
43:14Do I need to shut your ass up again?
43:19Look.
43:21I know you told me to stay out of it.
43:23And I didn't.
43:23But this will ruin him.
43:25No, no, no.
43:26This is going to ruin you both.
43:28Look, I report this.
43:31You're done.
43:32You lose your license.
43:33You lose everything.
43:36Or you come back to the office.
43:42And we can forget all about this.
43:46Don't listen to this.
43:47Okay, that's enough.
43:54You can go now.
43:56I'll be in touch.
44:02You better me.
44:07Get out.
44:10Rachel, just give me a...
44:12How could you, Mason?
44:13You put my career at risk.
44:15You know that, right?
44:17Everything that I have worked hard for.
44:20I can't believe I trusted you.
44:27Everything that you've put me through.
44:29She's trying to help you.
44:30I don't need your help.
44:33I told you that I had it handled.
44:37Okay, fine.
44:38Fine.
44:38You had it handled.
44:40But what about all the other women he's done this to?
44:42Because it wasn't just you.
44:44Rachel, and you have an opportunity to help them.
44:52Just go, Mason.
45:06If you want me to leave, I'll leave.
45:07But please, please just go through the evidence.
45:10Okay?
45:11I'll send it to you right now.
45:13Just...
45:15I'm sorry, Sunshine.
45:16Bye.
45:17Bye.
45:19Bye.
45:32Bye.
45:46We said some things we didn't mean, hon
45:50I always start the fight and you put the fight out
45:57I always say too much and I get jealous
46:01I never hear you out and that is selfish
46:05I always start the fight and you put the fire out
46:12I'm sorry for the way we're at things I know you're hurt
46:18I didn't mean to start a war
46:20No, I know it's really hard to come forward
46:22But it's really important
46:24Okay, the more witnesses that I have
46:25The easier it is to put them away
46:28No, all you have to do is tell the truth
46:33I understand
46:35Thank you
46:41Hi, is this Eleanor Ashford?
46:43Yes, this is Rachel Bixby
46:44I used to work for Jax Holbrook
46:46Hi, Lorraine, my name is Rachel Bixby
46:48And I used to work at Holbrook Legal
46:50Yes, that is exactly why I'm calling
46:52Thank you so much
46:53That's actually going to be very helpful
46:54I'll be in touch soon, okay?
46:56Okay, bye
46:58Hi, is this Simone Aldridge?
47:00Hi, is this Christy Holloway?
47:02Hi, is this Sofia Reyes?
47:03Is this Lorraine Doyley?
47:05Thank you, Ms. Coyle
47:06You won't regret this
47:09Okay, we'll talk soon
47:14Jax, it's Rachel
47:15We need to talk
47:18Tomorrow, noon, my place
47:21Great, it's a date
47:30I have to say, I'm surprised that you finally agreed to a date
47:33Because it's a court date, Jax
47:37I've got 30 women here
47:39All willing to testify
47:4030 sexual harassment cases
47:4330 wrongful termination suits
47:45Well, 31
47:48Counting me
48:02If I'm going down
48:03You're going with me
48:05You sure about that, Jax?
48:07You remember my casewin record, don't you?
48:10You and I both know that these testimonies are valid
48:12Regardless of how I got them
48:14How do you think Daddy Dearest is going to feel about his prodigal son
48:17Forever ruining his firm's reputation?
48:20You bitch
48:27You're going to regret this
48:29No, you will
48:31I'll see you in court
48:49Hey, we need to talk
48:52We're just looking at each other
48:56Tears in our eyes
48:58From the words we said
49:00Yeah, it kind of broke my heart
49:02Loving you
49:03It's not so goddamn easy
49:05As you think
49:06I tried my best to hold on
49:07But I feel myself giving
49:09Hey
49:09You know that we shouldn't keep it up like this
49:12We hurt each other's feelings on and on
49:17I wanted to say thank you
49:22I wanted to say thank you
49:25For the evidence
49:26I, uh
49:28Well, Jax isn't going to be bothering anyone ever again
49:34I got him
49:37Rach, oh my god
49:39That's amazing
49:41You're amazing
49:43You know that?
49:45Yeah
49:51I, um
49:55I owe you an apology
49:56Bitch
49:58I never should've
50:02I
50:07What the hell is going on here?
50:10Um
50:12Did you sleep with my best friend?
50:14Wait
50:16Jesus Christ
50:17Once a man whore
50:18Always a man whore
50:19It's not like that
50:20No, I'm sorry
50:21It was a mistake
50:22It was my fault
50:23I
50:24Seriously doubt that
50:26No, Mason was just leaving
50:27Of course he was
50:28Classic
50:29Little bitch
50:30Oh, I
50:31I'm not leaving
50:32Rach
50:35I've, I've lied to you
50:37I've lied about you
50:39I've talked behind your back
50:41I've been
50:43Pushy
50:43And stubborn
50:45And mean
50:47I, I know
50:48I've never been good enough for you
50:49I know that
50:50I'm not helping your case
50:51Thanks, Bex
50:54But I also know that
50:57I've loved you for the past ten years
51:00Since that
51:01That stupid game of spin the bottle
51:03And
51:05I can't ever imagine not loving you
51:08The way you tease me
51:11The way that smile always lights up every room you go into
51:16Even that infuriating way that you find the best
51:20In every situation
51:24So I'm not going anywhere, Rachel
51:26I'm not walking out on you again, Sunshine
51:32So this is me
51:34Manning up
51:35And telling the girl that I love her
51:49You idiot
51:51I love you too, obviously
52:02Yeah, hi
52:03Excuse me
52:04Are you sure
52:06That you want to date my brother?
52:10Yeah
52:11I'm sure
52:13Oh, hallelujah
52:14I secretly always hoped this would happen
52:16I just never thought that he would
52:17Get himself together enough to deserve you
52:19Ouch
52:21Can you blame me?
52:24It just makes me so we can actually be sisters for real
52:27Whoa
52:28Wait, one step at a time
52:30Yeah
52:32Actually, you're absolutely right
52:34First things first
52:35You two need to move out
52:38No, I, yeah
52:39I'm serious
52:40I am not about to listen to my best friend and my older brother defiling my guest bedroom
52:45Okay
52:45No, thank you
52:47And please keep that in mind while I am showering the plane off of me
52:51Okay?
52:53And you
52:56If you hurt her
52:59I'm telling mom
53:09Oh, don't you even think about it
53:16I thought you said you were done listening to Becky
53:17Oh, don't you even think about it
53:25I won't make it easy for you now
53:31So?
53:35You were right
53:37World-class cuddler
53:56I'm really not looking forward to apartment hunting
54:01I'm actually pretty good at apartment hunting
54:04Gay brag
54:06Good for you
54:11Could be good for us
54:16What do you think about living together?
54:23Seriously?
54:32Seriously
54:39I don't know
54:41I don't want to be just another Ruby
54:48Trust me
54:51You won't be
54:52You won't do anything that I want
54:54So keep us awake till the dawn
54:56Oh, baby
55:00I wanna make a square of me
55:04What did I say?
55:07Go be in love
55:08Somewhere else
55:09I wanna make a square of me
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