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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a penis cream company that is suing Brad Pitt for allegedly copying their name for his skincare line. Then, we talk about using lotion and other things on your "guy". Are guys using dong creams?
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00:00Oh, I'm exhausted.
00:02Dude, you're literally sitting next to a mountain of five-hour energy shots.
00:06Try their red licorice. It's sweet and craveable.
00:08Thanks. And you didn't even call me an idiot.
00:12You're sweet and craveable.
00:14Yeah, you're an idiot.
00:23All right, moving on to celebrity dirt.
00:25How many of the guys on the show use penis cream?
00:28I know I do.
00:30Every time.
00:31Yeah.
00:32The makers of a high-end penis cream are actually accusing Brad Pitt of being a dick
00:38by changing the name of his own skincare line to match theirs.
00:44Oh, yeah, that's what he was planning.
00:47A Malibu-based brand launched in 2020 with so-called D-cream.
00:53But they've now filed a lawsuit against Brad Pitt and his skincare line,
01:00Beaudomain.
01:02Brad Pitt's French skincare brand quietly launched in 2022.
01:06And this dick cream is called the exact same thing?
01:09Pitt and his partners renamed their skincare brand last year,
01:13going from Le Domain to Beaudomain.
01:16I forgot that he had a skincare line.
01:18I had no idea.
01:19We talked about it when it launched, I believe.
01:21Oh, really?
01:21Yeah.
01:22Because you were going to try it and become, look like Brad Pitt.
01:25Has it worked?
01:26You didn't try it.
01:27We forgot about it.
01:28What if I told you I've been using it every day?
01:30You said you didn't even remember.
01:32I didn't.
01:34So we know.
01:34So it hasn't worked because you haven't been using it.
01:37Damn it.
01:37I forgot to try it.
01:41Dave and Brad Pitt the freak.
01:43Oh, I'm not here if I'm Brad Pitt.
01:44So the makers of this $56 D cream are shooting for damages over $75,000
01:52and they want Brad Pitt to stop using the name Beaudomain altogether.
01:56This stuff, Creme Pinesse, as it's called.
02:00Oh, nice.
02:01Creme Pinesse.
02:02It puts power in your package.
02:05It helps bring plumpness to your penis skin.
02:08It inspires collagen production,
02:11and it slows down the process of dick aging.
02:15Too late.
02:16You got dick wrinkles?
02:18He's old, dude.
02:20He's old.
02:21You can plump them up with Creme Pinesse.
02:24He's not even interested.
02:25For only $56.
02:27Wow.
02:28It's got some holy basil in there.
02:30Holy basil?
02:31Yeah.
02:32Spearmint.
02:33Spearmint is going to...
02:34It's got dong quai.
02:36Sure.
02:36Horny goat weed.
02:37It always has that.
02:38He shall woo.
02:39Don't know that one.
02:40Coral weed, ivy gourd, and eggplant fruit.
02:44Puts power in your package.
02:47Yeah, I'm going to probably go out on a limb
02:49and say it doesn't do anything,
02:51but there's no, like...
02:54I can't prove that?
02:55...testimonials or anything about it.
02:56No one's bought it, right?
02:57How weird the cursor is a sperm.
03:02That's incredible.
03:03Can we get that on our website?
03:05Can we somehow change that?
03:07No, there's no way.
03:08Oh, yeah, you're right.
03:09But yeah, so they're trying to sue,
03:11saying that they are confusing people
03:14because they pretty much named their company
03:16what this company is called.
03:17It's not even close, right?
03:19No, no, but...
03:20It's just Bo.
03:21Like, but...
03:21Bo, Bo D.
03:23Right, but, like,
03:24that's not what Brad Pitt's doesn't...
03:26His is Bo Domain.
03:28Right.
03:28They weren't Le Domain.
03:29They changed to Bo Domain.
03:31But also selling...
03:34Skincare.
03:35Right.
03:35I mean, realistically, though,
03:37it's not even close.
03:39Just Bo.
03:39That's the only thing.
03:40If it was called just Bo,
03:42then maybe.
03:44Yeah, I think it'll be thrown out.
03:46Yeah.
03:46I think Brad Pitt has more money
03:48than the dick cream.
03:50Nobody's creaming their penis, right?
03:52I...
03:53Well...
03:54I don't know what to say to that.
03:57He is!
03:58He is...
03:59No, I don't cream my penis,
04:00for God's sake.
04:01You put a cream on...
04:02I don't!
04:02He implied that he doesn't know
04:05what to say about it.
04:06Not for me,
04:07just it was a weird way to ask it.
04:08That's what I was saying.
04:09Well, I'll go out.
04:10Creaming your penis?
04:11That's what it is.
04:12I do cream mine all the time.
04:14Oh, my God.
04:15Oh, no, no.
04:16Jeez, that's what I'm saying.
04:17Lotions.
04:17Yes.
04:18Yeah, that's all this is.
04:20No, I don't believe so.
04:22I bet there's no man listening
04:25that lotions his penis,
04:26for aesthetic purposes,
04:30not for lubrication purposes.
04:32Well, then, with a specific...
04:34Creme penis.
04:36Ah, yes.
04:37Lotion, if you're gonna lotion
04:38your body or whatever.
04:39No, but do you...
04:40When you lotion your body,
04:41do you lotion your penis?
04:42Have I ever?
04:43Sure.
04:44Have you?
04:45My penis is as lotioned up
04:48as you could.
04:48No, not when you jerk off, idiot.
04:50I'm not talking about jerking off.
04:52I don't put lotion...
04:53I'm a post-shower.
04:54I don't put lotion
04:55anywhere else on my body.
04:59Lotion only goes in one place on me.
05:01Ryan, you lotion your wang?
05:02Yeah, when you lotion your body up,
05:04you get out of the shower,
05:05you gotta put it everywhere.
05:06Yeah.
05:07That's part of it.
05:08You do!
05:08You want a nice, smooth wiener.
05:10Yep.
05:12You do!
05:13Are you kidding me?
05:14I guess you're the only one, Dave.
05:15I guess I'm...
05:16Mine's all dry and staly.
05:18I guess we're creaming our team.
05:18You never had someone...
05:20I mean, it is quite shocking
05:22when a lady touches upon you
05:24and it's like,
05:24wow, that is incredibly soft.
05:27It's only soft.
05:28No.
05:29Not the way it could be.
05:32Not the way Ryan's is.
05:34Like a baby's bottom.
05:36That's not true.
05:37No, it's true.
05:38It's totally true.
05:39Yeah, I may put some lotion
05:41on my legs or something,
05:42but I've never rubbed it
05:43on my genitals.
05:44Oh, I mean,
05:46if, like, in the winter
05:46when it starts to get all dry,
05:48my body,
05:49like, why would I do everything
05:51and then
05:52not follow through?
05:54Right.
05:55You got a little extra
05:56on your hands?
05:57Yeah, just...
05:57Yeah.
05:58Follow through.
05:59Follow her down.
06:00Follow her down.
06:01Follow through.
06:02Pull the rope, so to speak.
06:06Little tug of war.
06:07This guy says,
06:07yes, I lotion it.
06:08I also use salt scrub
06:09when I'm in the shower.
06:10Salt scrub?
06:11Salt scrub seems
06:12that would be too...
06:13He wants it exfoliated down there.
06:15He doesn't want it looking old.
06:17I've never once thought
06:18of putting lotion.
06:21Oh, man.
06:21I think about it.
06:22I'm thinking about it right now.
06:23But not for that purpose, Chuck.
06:27Oh, wow.
06:28Do I...
06:29Do I...
06:30Yeah.
06:31So, like, when I was young,
06:33not young, young,
06:34but, like, in my 20s,
06:36living by myself,
06:38you know,
06:39I was getting after it.
06:40You were going through
06:41a lot of lotion.
06:42Getting after it.
06:43Yeah.
06:43I made the change.
06:44I made a change.
06:45From?
06:46A lotion-type product.
06:48To?
06:49Like a oil-based thing.
06:53Never went back?
06:54Incredible results.
06:56And literally,
06:57it was brought up.
06:59It was brought up.
07:00Someone mentioned
07:00how smooth your wiener is.
07:02It was like, oh, my God.
07:02This is...
07:03This thing's on here.
07:04That's...
07:05It's supple.
07:06I swear to God.
07:07I wouldn't...
07:07Supple?
07:08You've got...
07:08You've got a real supple wiener, man.
07:10No woman said that.
07:11It's supple.
07:13No woman said that.
07:14Didn't say supple.
07:15Didn't say supple.
07:16Okay, okay.
07:16But there was comments made.
07:20I was...
07:21Well, I'll say it.
07:22I was, like, using, like, baby oil
07:24down there for a few sessions.
07:29And it changed it down there
07:31to the point where I was like,
07:33I can't.
07:33You can't use that stuff.
07:35You can't use that stuff.
07:37It's too crazy.
07:38You had to give it up
07:38because it was too good?
07:39It's too much.
07:41You're, like, some kind of smooth, like...
07:44Criminal?
07:45I don't know.
07:46I can't explain it.
07:48You've been hit by...
07:49Only someone else who's done it
07:51with that stuff would know
07:53what I'm talking about.
07:55Wow.
07:55I've often wondered if, like,
07:57coconut oil would do the same thing.
07:59It would.
08:00Yeah, but I don't...
08:02You know, I don't...
08:04Yeah, see?
08:04There you go.
08:05So I'm not off.
08:06It does.
08:07You know?
08:07This guy said I do rub Vaseline
08:09down there for chafing
08:10down here in Florida.
08:12Okay.
08:14Lotion mine every day.
08:15I actually make my own concoction.
08:17It's a blend of aloe,
08:18peppermint extract,
08:19vitamin E,
08:20and oil mixed together.
08:21See?
08:21He's going oil, too.
08:23Peppermint?
08:23Yeah, this one's got spearmint.
08:26Yeah, it gives you that nice...
08:28Like, even some of those powders
08:30I had on
08:30had some kind of eucalyptus
08:32or something in there
08:32that would give you, like,
08:33that cooling effect down there.
08:36Oh, great.
08:36They're calling me
08:37old Davey Dry Dick.
08:38Yeah!
08:40You got a dry dick?
08:41Dry Dick Dave!
08:43That is not true.
08:44Yeah, Dry Dick Dave!
08:46Alligator penis.
08:49What was that?
08:50He couldn't even say it.
08:52He couldn't even get it out.
08:54Yeah.
08:55This guy said,
08:55for sure I put lotion on my penis
08:57when I'm moisturizing in the morning,
08:58especially in the winter.
09:00Dry skin season.
09:02Yeah, like, it's, um...
09:03But that's what I mean.
09:04Just lotion's fine.
09:05You don't need, like, a specific...
09:07A special lotion.
09:08This apparently has more for you.
09:10Well, yeah,
09:11it's trying to get guys
09:12who are self-conscious
09:13about their penis
09:14to believe that
09:15our cream is going to
09:17plump it up, you know?
09:19Just baby oil.
09:20Baby oil.
09:21Got you compliments.
09:22Yeah.
09:22You don't need to do all this
09:23for 56 bucks.
09:24But that, he also had
09:25a much younger penis back then.
09:26I did.
09:27That thing was amazing back then.
09:29He was awesome.
09:31I'm not amazing.
09:33This guy said,
09:34if you want...
09:34He was working at all...
09:35He was at his highest level, you know?
09:37The most he could do.
09:38If you want a real soft-feeling unit,
09:41cocoa butter.
09:42Highly recommend it.
09:44Yeah, I mean, that's...
09:46I'm telling you,
09:48you know,
09:49it was after that,
09:50dabbling with that...
09:52Maybe I'll give it a whirl.
09:52It was like, ooh...
09:53Do you lotion your body?
09:56I don't lotion.
09:57I don't lotion.
09:58You come in here, you thought,
09:59although it's body wash.
10:00Yeah, I gotta get rid of that.
10:02My legs and my arms, really.
10:03I don't do anything else.
10:05See, I don't do that.
10:05I only do, like,
10:06my elbows get dry.
10:07Yeah, that's what I mean.
10:08Like, elbows and legs.
10:09And my leg...
10:10I don't do anything else.
10:11Just graze it.
10:13Okay.
10:14Yeah, one hand down it.
10:16You'll be good.
10:17You don't want it looking
10:18like an old Slim Jim.
10:21Left out in the sun.
10:25You don't.
10:25Slim Jim.
10:26No one wants an old Slim Jim.
10:28Oh, my God.
10:29Yeah.
10:29Yeah.
10:30Oh, my goodness.
10:31No lady likes that.
10:33No.
10:33No one wants a Slim Jim.
10:35No one wants a Slim Jim.
10:35No one wants a Slim Jim.
10:36No.
10:37There's gotta be some Florida penises.
10:40There has to be some Florida villages penises
10:43that look like Slim Jims.
10:44Especially people that, like,
10:46sun-made nude.
10:47Yeah, the nude thing.
10:48Yeah, the nude thing.
10:48The sun-made nude.
10:49Yeah.
10:49But they got the humidity going for them.
10:51I mean, that does help.
10:52Yeah.
10:53That dry skin,
10:55that leathering of the skin down there,
10:57it'll look just like a Slim Jim casing.
10:59I've been dry-dicking it for years.
11:01Yeah, no.
11:02But it's fine.
11:03No, mine never goes too long without it.
11:07All right.
11:08I don't want to ask.
11:08Okay.
11:09I was just going to ask you.
11:10What are you going to ask?
11:11What are you going to ask?
11:12Just get it out.
11:14He can't be shaking.
11:16Oh, no.
11:17I was just going to ask you if it's smooth.
11:18You're smooth, right?
11:20Yeah, I'm smooth.
11:21Well, good.
11:22Then you're not dry-dick.
11:23Yeah.
11:24I'm fine.
11:24You're smooth.
11:25It's for you guys.
11:25It's just weird to ask you.
11:27You got a smooth wiener?
11:28You got a smooth penis.
11:29And you were surprised that we thought you guys were weird.
11:32Yeah, exactly.
11:33You got a smooth dick, man?
11:35Yeah.
11:35Yeah, that's a weird question.
11:37I do.
11:37Weird, weird question.
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