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00:05Miracle City, a spicy cesspool of crime and villainy.
00:09This is the story of Manny Rivera, better known as...
00:13El Diver!
00:16Sign of the legendary hero...
00:18White Panetta!
00:20Grand sign of the evil supervillain...
00:22Boobai Loco!
00:30Loco!
00:33Da Arrgh!
00:41WTF?!
00:42WTF?!
00:44NNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
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00:59Zebra Donkey is a man that don't you eat.
01:03No one's better in the world than Zebra Donkey.
01:08Yee-haw!
01:13As your principal, I welcome you to a very special Wednesday morning assembly.
01:18Featuring what's for lunch today, a message about drinking fountain safety,
01:23and a big announcement.
01:24Who sold the most raffle tickets, and will get to take care of Zebra Donkey over Spring Break?
01:35I gotta win! Taking care of Zebra Donkey is my destiny!
01:40We have so much in common, it's like we're the same guy.
01:43That's beautiful, dude.
01:45But I hope you sold a lot of raffle tickets.
01:48I sold a few.
01:48And now, our Zebra Donkey winner is...
02:01...Imani Rivera!
02:04AHHHHH!
02:06AHHHHH!
02:07AHHHHH!
02:08AHHHHH!
02:09WOOOOH!
02:11WOOOOH!
02:12WOOOOH!
02:13WOOOOH!
02:14WOOOOH!
02:15I just wanna say, I'm gonna give Zebra Donkey the best Zebra Donkey week of his Zebra Donkey life!
02:21He'll remember it as long as he lives!
02:30I can't believe Zebra Donkey just pooped on your rug!
02:37It's like a beautiful dream!
02:40Okay, before we start Zebra Donkey party week, we're supposed to watch this video.
02:48Zebra Donkey and you!
02:51Hello there.
02:52I am Dr. Eugene L. Butterman.
02:55That's Butterman.
02:57B as in boring.
03:05Uh, I think I got the gist of it.
03:26YEEHAA!
03:30YEEHA!
03:31YEEHA!
03:36YEEHA!
03:38YEEHA!
03:38YEEHA!
03:43YEEHA!
03:51You win again, you magnificent beast!
03:57Put the spoon down now!
04:03Manny, bananas are poisonous to zebra donkeys!
04:08What?
04:09Everyone knows that.
04:11I didn't!
04:12I would've watched that video if it hadn't been so boring!
04:15Curse you, Dr. Eugene L. Butterman!
04:19Um, I'll take that to go.
04:22It's okay. It's okay.
04:24As long as you just ate one.
04:33So, how you feeling, buddy?
04:37Jojojojojojojojo.
04:53It is as if I have lost a brother.
04:56A striped, long-eared brother.
04:59And it's all my fault.
05:02Um, Manny, the zebra donkey fiesta spectacular is tomorrow.
05:06This is no time to talk about parties!
05:09I'm sorry.
05:11I just need some time to grieve.
05:13Yeah, everybody's gonna expect zebra donkey to be there and to be, you know, alive and stuff.
05:21What are you gonna do?
05:23We're telling the truth is out.
05:24Duh.
05:25We'll replace him!
05:27Like I did with your sister's goldfish!
05:29Senorita Fish Face?
05:31Think, Frida!
05:33Where can we get a substitute for zebra donkey?
05:36Ahem!
05:38But what about...
05:40Ahem!
05:42And look...
05:46This is a good plan.
05:49Zebra donkey is a big step!
05:52Donkeys ain't no one's better in the world than Zeepel!
05:56Donkey!
06:00I think we pulled it off.
06:06Why isn't Zebra donkey hopping around?
06:08Uh, we had so much fun over Spring Break.
06:10He's tired.
06:11Why isn't he smiling?
06:13He's concerned about the plight of our oceans.
06:16Yeah, plight.
06:17Why does he smell like House Bane?
06:19No more questions!
06:24Okay.
06:25We need a plan B.
06:27Hypnosis.
06:28Time machine.
06:29Pixie dust!
06:30We'll steal Santana of the Dead's mystic guitar!
06:33It can bring Zebra donkey back to life!
06:35Ah!
06:37Steal the prized possession of Miracle City's most dangerous supervillain in a mission that will surely risk our very lives?
06:45Cool.
06:53Who dares?
06:56Hi-ya!
06:57You've won a free makeover from Lady Frida Cosmetics!
07:01Makeover?
07:02I will crank up your gorgiosity by 110% or your money back!
07:06Did I mention it's free?
07:07My skull has been a little dry lately.
07:10Let's do this!
07:13These products had better be hypoallergenic!
07:17Oh, yeah.
07:18It's all hypo... glycemic.
07:20Play-doh, rose water, and ping-pong-pong.
07:23It's really bringing out your cheekbones.
07:25This powder will reduce skull shine.
07:28Hey, my skull shine blinds my enemies, leaving them vulnerable to my horrible wrath.
07:33I, uh, meant increase skull shine.
07:40All done, bye!
07:44I am alive!
07:47Alive!
07:49Ugh, bitter.
07:54Is he sure about this?
07:56I gotta get Zebra donkey back!
07:58He's my best...
07:59My second best friend.
08:01Nice save, dude.
08:30I'll get the stapler.
08:38And now, here's the guest of honor for tonight's fiesta spectacular.
08:43Zebra donkey!
08:51It looks like this is actually gonna work out!
08:54Of course!
08:55All we did was use evil magic to violate the laws of nature.
08:59What could go wrong?
09:06Thieves!
09:08Never say what could go wrong!
09:22Steal from me and give me a bad makeover!
09:27You will pay!
09:28Well, we got here.
09:33Woohoo!
09:40Wooo!
09:41Woo!
09:43Woo!
09:44Woo!
09:46Woo!
09:48Woo!
09:48Woo!
09:52Woo!
09:53Your skeleton bandidos are no match for!
09:58Dang.
09:59Manny, you gotta smash Sartana's guitar!
10:02It'll make her crumble to dust!
10:04And her bandidos!
10:05And Zebra Donkey!
10:07Oh, yeah.
10:08I can't lose him again!
10:09I just can't!
10:11There has to be another way!
10:13Hypnosis, time machine, pixie dust!
10:21I have a little tune that's going to blow you away!
10:32Manny!
10:38Donkey!
10:40Don't smash it, Zebra Donkey!
10:42You'll be destroyed!
11:04I'll be destroyed!
11:05Zebra Donkey sacrificed himself!
11:08To save us all!
11:10Zebra Donkey is our mascot!
11:13Can't you see?
11:15There is no one better in the whole wide world than zebra donkey!
11:23Zebra donkey!
11:24Chaw, chaw, chaw!
11:28It must have been this guitar string!
11:31And the love of you children.
11:34Yeah, but mostly the guitar string.
11:37Chaw, chaw, chaw!
11:41All better!
11:43Chaw, chaw!
12:06You ready for this?
12:08I was born ready.
12:10Frida!
12:11Dad?
12:12Don't do this thing.
12:13I forbid you!
12:15Papa, if you love me, you'll let me go.
12:18To the Miracle City Carnival!
12:21Not with that, punk!
12:23Every time you are with him, he brings you nothing but pain and suffering!
12:27What?
12:28Name once!
12:29What about the swamp creature?
12:31No!
12:32Giant robot Sanchez?
12:35The amateur tag team wrestling?
12:38Oh yeah, but it's only a carnival.
12:41She'll be perfectly safe.
12:43No!
12:46Plus, Mom said it was okay.
12:47Let's go, Manny!
12:54Woohoo!
12:59Woohoo!
13:00Woohoo!
13:04Woohoo!
13:08Woohoo!
13:11Woohoo!
13:12Woohoo!
13:12Woohoo!
13:13Woohoo!
13:13Woohoo!
13:14Woohoo!
13:15Woohoo!
13:16Woohoo!
13:17Woohoo!
13:18Woohoo!
13:18Woohoo!
13:18Oh, weee! I love me the carnival!
13:22I told your daddy had nothing to worry about!
13:26Manny Rivera! I have come for...revenge!
13:31It's over there, dude!
13:35No, not... I... Chihuahua, I've come for my revenge against you!
13:39Apparently your father hasn't told you about the Titanium Titan!
13:49Nobody hits me with my dad's face!
13:51Let's see how this guy deals with...
13:55El Tigre!
14:02Liquid metal arms?
14:04Yes! Powerful and shiny!
14:08Now be a good boy and let me cross you!
14:20You froze my beautiful arms!
14:23I'll be back, Altina!
14:25And next time you won't be so lucky!
14:27Sorry, excuse me, hide back!
14:29Oh, that's gonna stay!
14:29Flapsoda!
14:30Scary rundown rides and super villain!
14:33This is the best carnival ever!
14:36Huh, Frida?
14:38Frida?
14:39Frida!
14:41Speak to me!
14:46Can I...can I...
14:48What?
14:49What is in me?
14:51No!
14:52Can I have some more cotton candy?
14:56Are you okay?
14:57Stay away from her, Rivera!
14:59This is all your fault!
15:01Dad, no it's not!
15:04Yes, it is.
15:06Huh?
15:07Don't you see?
15:08Your dad's right!
15:09You do get hurt every time you're around me!
15:11Oh yeah?
15:12Name once!
15:13Ow!
15:15Okay, name twice!
15:16I'm sorry, Frida, but the only way you'll be safe is if...
15:19we don't hang out ever again!
15:22Manny!
15:22No!
15:23My mind is made up!
15:25Goodbye!
15:26Oh, don't worry, mija!
15:29We will find you a new best friend!
15:31A better one!
15:34So I told her she'd be safer if we weren't friends anymore.
15:37I feel your pain, my son.
15:40Lonely is the path walked by a hero.
15:42Or villain!
15:43Speaking of villains,
15:44who was the dastardly beast who attacked you and caused this pain?
15:48Some little guy with metal arms.
15:49Said he knew you.
15:55Why must you take such big sips?
15:57The Titans!
15:58Let's return the glass!
16:00You will pay!
16:02For half of the great cleaning.
16:03It is time you learned the truth, my son.
16:07The Titanium Titan was once my sidekick!
16:11We were the toast of Miracle City!
16:14But perhaps this will explain better.
16:16Oh, movie time!
16:19Night Live! Miracle City!
16:21Two new superheroes have taken the town by storm!
16:24White Pantera and the Titanium Titan!
16:27Whether they're putting crooks in the clink or romancing the ladies at their hideout, the plushly posh Pantera Pit, this
16:33staring duo does it in style!
16:35Ooh la la!
16:36Ah!
16:37These He-Man heroes are...
16:41When your mother and I got married, I had less time for the Titan.
16:45Then we had you, and the decision was clear.
16:48My family was more important to me than my partnership with the Titan.
16:52So we went our separate ways.
16:54What happened to him?
16:55He couldn't make it as a solo superhero.
16:57Eventually, he left town, and turned to a life of crime.
17:01And he blamed you for his misfortunes.
17:04Mane, I promise you, we will find this villain before he strikes again!
17:09Won't we, father?
17:10I know just where to look, eh?
17:12Excelente!
17:13Fear not, Miracle!
17:14The Titan will not harm you!
17:16Unless he does!
17:17Bye!
17:19At least Frida is safe.
17:21Oh, Frida...
17:25I don't want a new best friend!
17:28Manny's gonna come back sooner or later!
17:30I hope...
17:31Mija, please!
17:32Just give this a try!
17:35So tell me, why should I choose you to be my new best friend?
17:40Duh!
17:40Look at me!
17:41I can't pass, Professor Cow!
17:43We have the same soul!
17:46My favorite version of all is chicken!
17:48Viva Pantalone!
17:51I'm never gonna find anyone as good as Manny.
18:01Sigh...
18:03Frida?
18:08Oh...
18:09Frida?
18:12Oh...
18:14Oh...
18:15Frida!
18:15Frida!
18:17Oh...
18:17Oh...
18:18Oh...
18:25Who's that?
18:26You are right.
18:27It is weird.
18:32What's that you say, Rice Frida?
18:34You miss me?
18:36I miss you, too.
18:42Oh, uh, hi?
18:44Uh, hi.
18:46The, uh, arroz con puyo was lousy today, huh?
18:51Yeah, it's enough to make you want to...
18:55Yeah, or...
19:00Come on, Manny.
19:01Can't we just go back to the way things used to be?
19:04Aren't you afraid of getting hurt?
19:06No way, dude. Look at me. I'm perfectly safe.
19:10Well...
19:13Soil, Tigre. You stole my best friend. Now I steal yours.
19:21Now you'll learn how lonely a friendless life can be.
19:26Manny!
19:28Frida!
19:30What have I done?
19:33Where would the Titan take Frida?
19:35Think, Manny. He's short. He has metal arms. He's living in the past.
19:40Living in the past! That's it!
19:42He's taking her to the Pantera Pit.
19:45Oh, no! It's a secret hideout!
19:48I'll never be able to find it. All is lost!
19:51All is...
19:52Oh, the address is on the back of the picture.
20:04At last, I have the upper hand on Manny Rivera, who ruined my life!
20:09Hey, Poop Head! Here's my impression of you.
20:12Blah, blah, blah!
20:14Boo-hoo!
20:15Wine, wine!
20:16Boo-hoo!
20:17Such insolence!
20:19How do people put up with your mouth?
20:22You grow to love it!
20:24El Tigre!
20:25Your friend pays now!
20:40Ow!
20:41Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
20:42Ow!
20:42Ow!
20:43Ow!
20:44Do what you want to me!
20:46Just let Frida go!
20:48Hmm.
20:49Or, I can do what I want to you, and not let Frida go!
20:53Goodbye, El Tigre!
21:04Frida! Are you okay?
21:08Fools!
21:09You can't...
21:13Oh, yes, we can!
21:15Good times!
21:19Yeah!
21:44Frida!
21:46Ah!
21:46Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
21:51Titan!
21:54I expected better from you.
21:58Rodolfo!
21:59I...
22:00I'm sorry.
22:12I told you we should look here first!
22:15That would have been the coward's way.
22:17Frida, this proves it's not safe to be around me.
22:20I may have saved you this time, but...
22:23Saved me? I saved you!
22:25But... but nothing!
22:27I gotta stick around to make sure you don't get hurt!
22:30Hmm.
22:31Makes sense to me.
22:33So, you wanna go to the carnival?
22:36He read my mind.
22:39Oh!
22:43Good times!
22:45Good times!
22:46Good times!
22:47Good times!
22:48Good times!
22:51Good times!
23:05Good times!
23:07Good times!
23:09Good times!
23:11Good times!
23:14But it has to be good!
23:15Oh!toi
23:16- I
23:17need to move. Fintith,
23:18youيمine! Fear nay! Twenty
23:18will drive yourself,
23:18but it is going too
23:36ZOMBIE STANK!