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00:01So are your mom or dad coming to Parents' Day, Dory?
00:05I'm sick of my family.
00:06Huh?
00:07This morning my sister was like,
00:08Hey, look under there!
00:09So I said underwear.
00:11And she was like,
00:12I just made you say underwear!
00:13Huh?
00:16She always makes me feel so dumb.
00:18Oh, I guess it's my own fault for always falling for it.
00:21Hey, look! I can see your epidermis!
00:24Ha, ha, ha!
00:26Oh?
00:27Ha! Epidermis is just skin, didn't you know?
00:33Ha, that's a pretty face!
00:35Later, Tater!
00:36Hey, get back here!
00:38Where did she come from?
00:40I don't know, but she's not from around here.
00:48I got a secret I can't tell.
00:51Guess I better cast my spell.
00:53Don't you worry, just you wait!
00:56Everything's gonna be great!
00:58Just like magic!
01:00Watch and see!
01:02Magical do-re-me!
01:03Like magic!
01:05One, two, three!
01:06Just like magic!
01:08That's me!
01:09Bop, bop, bop!
01:10Bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop!
01:13This old witch is mad and green!
01:16Meanest witch you've ever seen!
01:19You've got a broom and I've got a wand!
01:21We've got friendship, we've got a bond!
01:23Like magic!
01:25Watch and see!
01:27Magical do-re-me!
01:28Like magic!
01:30One, two, three!
01:31Just like magic!
01:32You and me!
01:33You and me!
01:34Magic!
01:35Watch and see!
01:37Magical do-re-me!
01:38Yeah!
01:38Like magic!
01:40One, two, three!
01:41Just like magic!
01:45Oh, that's a good one!
01:47We gotta use it sometime!
01:49Dory!
01:49Your epidermis is showing!
01:51Nice try, but I already heard that one today!
01:54Tommy!
01:55Whoa!
01:56Boy, she told you!
01:58Huh?
01:59What's her problem?
02:01I'm not sure, but you might wanna keep your distance.
02:03I don't think she's in the mood for Joe.
02:05Yeah!
02:06I'll say!
02:08Whoa!
02:08Am I interrupting something, boys?
02:10Uh, no, ma'am!
02:11That's more like it.
02:14Okay, before we get started, I wanna introduce you to a new student.
02:19Whoa!
02:19Come on in!
02:24Hey, Dory!
02:25Look who it is!
02:28It's you!
02:29Don't pick on me, please!
02:30I'm new here!
02:31Dory, would you like to visit the principal today?
02:33Ah!
02:36I was just welcoming her to the class.
02:38Now, why don't you write your name on the board and introduce yourself?
02:42Alright!
02:45In case you can't read, the name is Mirabelle P. Haywood.
02:49My dad and I just moved here from Buttercorn Ridge, population 65.
02:54Really?
02:55Do you know how to milk a pig hayseed?
02:57Okay, first of all, it's not hayseed.
02:59It's haywood.
03:00And everybody knows you milk a cow, not a pig!
03:03And just so you know, you can tune a piano, but you can't tune a fish!
03:08Get it?
03:08Thanks for that S.O.S. trio.
03:10Your sharp wit knows no bounds.
03:12S.O.S?
03:14It stands for Simon!
03:16Oliver!
03:17And Stuart, that's me!
03:18Huh?
03:20We are...
03:20The official class lounge of the class!
03:23The S.O.S. trio!
03:24It's like that!
03:26I thought maybe the first S was for stupid, the O for obnoxious, and the second S for smelly!
03:34Looks like you met your match, boys!
03:36Very funny!
03:37Now sit down!
03:39Go on, Mirabelle!
03:40What else should I talk about?
03:42Tell us about yourself.
03:43You know, favorite crayon and all that.
03:45Oh, okay!
03:46Well, uh, I like to sing, but I can't carry a tune in a wheelbarrow!
03:50And I'm really great with computers, and I can shuck corn like nobody's business!
03:54Oh, and my favorite crayon is Sunrise Yellow!
03:58Oh, thanks, everybody!
04:00Hmm...
04:00Let's see, where can you sit?
04:02Of course, there's an empty desk back there in the corner, right behind Dory!
04:06Okay!
04:08Psst!
04:09So, hey, it's Dory, right?
04:11Well, I hate to tell you, Dory, but you're silly in my showin'.
04:15Vital Ashes?
04:17Hmm...
04:17Hey, you're pretty smart!
04:19You, uh...
04:20Well, uh, you really shouldn't pick on Dory like you do.
04:23Pick on her?
04:24I'm just messin' around!
04:26So, what do they call you?
04:28Uh...
04:28They call me...
04:30I mean, my name is Rayanne.
04:31That's a pretty one!
04:32Hey, I haven't seen you before, have I?
04:34Huh?
04:35You saw me just this morning.
04:36I was with Dory!
04:38Oh, yeah?
04:39Guess you're one of those types that's, uh...
04:41How do you put it?
04:41Easy to forget.
04:45Hmm?
04:46What's the matter?
04:47You just...
04:48You just told me I was an easy person to forget!
04:51Didn't mean to insult you!
04:52I'm just sayin' you're kinda plain lookin'.
04:54There's, like, nothin' special about you.
04:56That's even worse!
04:57Who do you think you are?
04:59Ugh!
05:00That's enough back there!
05:01Waaah!
05:03Hmm...
05:04No one's ever caught the chalk before!
05:06Fear about the chalk!
05:08That's right!
05:09Hey, thanks!
05:13Whoa!
05:14Oh!
05:15Looks like we've got a new class record!
05:19So she's good at jumping!
05:20I mean, hello!
05:21So are frogs and toads!
05:22Mm-hmm!
05:23Mm-hmm!
05:23Everyone knows I'm still the most popular girl in the class!
05:27I'm the prettiest!
05:28I'm the smartest!
05:31Hey!
05:32So we all talked it over and we decided you're alright!
05:34That's a relief!
05:35I was real worried!
05:37And you're pretty funny, too!
05:39So, if you want, you can become a member of the SOS trio!
05:41Then you wouldn't be a trio anymore, would ya?
05:44Oh, yeah!
05:45Hey, maybe we could just team up and kick little Simon out!
05:49Whaaat?!
05:49Just joshin'!
05:52Don't scare me like that!
05:54I get excited very easily!
05:55You can say that again!
05:58Everyone just loves that Mirabelle!
06:01Well, not everyone!
06:02I'll say!
06:03She's only been here one day and she's already got more friends than you and me put together!
06:08Maybe, if someone were to follow her around a little, they'd get some dirt on her!
06:21I can't let her see me spying on her!
06:23It's too weird!
06:28Oh!
06:31Ha!
06:31I almost forgot!
06:33Phew!
06:34Hey!
06:35Maybe I should be wearing a disguise!
06:38Looks like it's time for some magic!
06:41Hmm!
06:46Hmm!
06:48Hmm!
06:50Hmm!
06:51Hmm!
06:51Hmm!
06:54Hmm!
06:55Hmm!
06:57Ding, ding!
06:57Now I am a witch wing!
07:08Ha, ha!
07:09Oh, only one spell drop left!
07:12I can always get some more from Patina later!
07:16Yellow, lemon, blue sky, make me look like a butterfly!
07:28Aren't butterflies supposed to fly?
07:31What? This isn't right, it's just a butterfly costume!
07:35It's cause I said make me look like a butterfly!
07:39Great, now that I'm smaller it'll be impossible to keep up!
07:46Get away from me!
07:49Don't eat me!
07:52Hey you!
07:55I told you to stay away from my fish, you little hairball!
08:00Excuse me ma'am, you trying to get rid of that cat?
08:03Why, you got any bright ideas?
08:05Well, you might try getting a big old junkyard dog!
08:09Sound advice kid, I think I'll do that!
08:11So, what can I get for you today?
08:13I just need about two pounds of salmon!
08:15Sure thing! I'll throw in a pound of shrimp for free!
08:18Awesome! Thanks!
08:19Even the crabby fish lady is being nice to her!
08:22Come again!
08:23Huh?
08:29What is she doing?
08:34No way!
08:35No way!
08:36What kind of kid takes a taxi cab home all by herself?
09:00Huh?
09:03Huh?
09:05Are you okay?
09:07Hmm...
09:07Hi!
09:08Sure was nice of you to drop by!
09:10I probably should be going!
09:11Hang around a bit!
09:12I'm gonna whip you up a batch of grandma's chocolate doodles!
09:15You'll love them!
09:16Hey Belle Belle, you seen the edge you're lying around?
09:18Don't be rude, Pop!
09:19We've got company!
09:20This is Dory!
09:21She's in my class!
09:22Hello!
09:23Dory!
09:24I'm so glad Belle Belle made a friend!
09:27Hey!
09:27Why don't you relax and let me make those chocolate doodles for you!
09:30Yeah!
09:30I should do it, Pop!
09:31We don't want to poison the poor girl, do we?
09:34Very funny!
09:35Speaking of good taste,
09:36I had the country station on in my taxi cab today,
09:38and this woman was like,
09:40Honestly, must you assault my ears with this redneck music?
09:43So I said to her,
09:44Afraid so, ma'am.
09:45It's company policy.
09:46No way!
09:47Did you really?
09:48Way to go, Pop!
09:49Then I turned it up!
09:54So that was her dad's taxi she got into!
09:57I'll run out back and see if I can find the edger for you!
10:00Thanks!
10:01Sit tight, Dory!
10:02And I hope you're a good listener,
10:04cause Pop will probably talk your ear right off!
10:08Here you go!
10:09Just eat till you can't eat no more!
10:11Okay!
10:12I can't wait!
10:16They're great!
10:17I love them!
10:18You think you and I can put away that entire plate?
10:21Sure do!
10:31There he goes again!
10:32This is the third time Pop's conked out this week!
10:36Hey!
10:36Let's go out back!
10:38Sure!
10:41Sorry about my dad!
10:43He wasn't trying to be rude or anything!
10:46He's missing out on some good doodles!
10:48He works hard!
10:49Matter of fact, he's got two jobs!
10:52He drives the cab around all afternoon!
10:54Sometimes nights even!
10:55And in the morning he does something for some company that makes something or other!
11:01That's amazing!
11:03You think he'll come to parents day?
11:05I don't know!
11:06He might!
11:07What about your mom?
11:08Will she be there?
11:10Uh...
11:10My mother left us a long while back!
11:13Oh!
11:14I didn't know!
11:15Cause I never told ya!
11:16That's one of the reasons we sold the farm and moved here!
11:19There were just too many memories floating around!
11:24Hey!
11:25Mirabelle!
11:26Well hey there you two!
11:28What's going on?
11:29It sounds like my first impression of you might have been a bit off!
11:32That's my fault!
11:33We speak before we think in my family!
11:35Sorry!
11:36Dory says your father's really nice!
11:38You can meet him if he comes to parents day tomorrow!
11:41Great!
11:42Pop's not gonna be able to make it!
11:44Huh?
11:44He said no?
11:46I didn't ask him!
11:47Well if you didn't ask him, then how do you know he can't make it?
11:50That's right!
11:51I'm sure if you ask him he'll find a way!
11:53You might be right, but I don't want him putting his new jobs in the line for little old
11:57me!
11:57It's no biggie!
11:59Poor Mirabelle!
12:00I bet she really wishes her dad would come!
12:03She's just acting like it's no big deal!
12:05What are you talking about kid?
12:07You don't need to use magic!
12:08Just tell him to go!
12:09Of course!
12:10I'll use magic and make a duplicate of her father and then one of them can go to work
12:14and one of them can come to school!
12:16That's not what I-
12:17It's perfect!
12:17Now let's see-
12:18Hey!
12:18Hang on a second!
12:20Huh?
12:21You don't need to waste spell drops on something that isn't your business!
12:24Oh yeah!
12:25That reminds me!
12:27Patina!
12:27Do you think I can have more spell drops?
12:29Forget it!
12:30I already told you a thousand times those things aren't free!
12:33Come on!
12:34If I may, how do you expect her to get better if she doesn't practice?
12:38I hate it when you make sense!
12:39The best way for her to learn magic is to do magic!
12:42And she cannot do magic without spell drops!
12:46Just take them!
12:47Yes!
12:54Good decision!
12:56Listen kid!
12:57Magic should be a last resort!
13:00Hey!
13:01I don't think she heard you!
13:03That worthless little witchling never listens to me!
13:11Here's your lunch!
13:12Thanks!
13:13See you tonight!
13:15Uh, hang on Pop!
13:16Huh?
13:17What you need?
13:18Can't be late!
13:20I know Pop!
13:21Just wanted to tell you to have yourself a good day!
13:24Will do!
13:32Hey!
13:33Mirabelle's dead!
13:35Eh?
13:36Dory!
13:37What are you doing up this early?
13:41I bet that's what she was about to tell me!
13:43The thing is, she didn't say anything because she doesn't want you to have to take off work!
13:48I bet it must be hard on her!
13:50Me having to work two jobs and all!
13:52If she had said something earlier I could have swapped shifts, but not now!
13:56I understand!
13:57I'm so glad she found a friend like you!
14:00I'm so busy trying to make ends meet I don't get to spend much time with her!
14:03But I gotta work!
14:04For her!
14:05I know!
14:06See you around!
14:09Well, at least I tried!
14:12Now I can use magic!
14:14He he he he!
14:28Fala De La Dong Ding!
14:30Now I am a witchling!
14:44Just so no one feels too bad, make a perfect copy of Mirabelle's dad!
14:56Phew, he didn't see us, did he?
14:59From whom are we hiding?
15:02You sound all wrong!
15:04Oh, now what?
15:07No, I know I can make this work.
15:09Listen, you need to talk differently.
15:11Loosen up a little, you sound like some kind of robot.
15:15I do not understand.
15:17Maybe it's best if you try not to talk at all.
15:19Just show up to school at 1 p.m. and smile a lot.
15:22And please don't be late.
15:31And voila, notice the way I carry the numbers over when I multiply?
15:37It's only mom's back there.
15:38I thought you got her dad to come.
15:40Don't worry, I've taken care of everything.
15:44I wish he'd hurry up and get here.
15:46And that will leave us with 9 equals x over 72.
15:50So then what do we do?
15:51We cross multiply, which gives us...
15:53Hey, Mom!
15:54Stuart, I know how much you like your mother because you tell me so every day.
15:57But please try and pay attention.
16:00Stuart, I told you not to embarrass me!
16:07What is that stupid clone doing?
16:12This must be the incorrect room.
16:15Y'all take care now!
16:20Maybe there's still time.
16:25Class is over in two minutes, Dory.
16:27Where is he?
16:28I don't know.
16:31Let me have one last volunteer.
16:34Sorry I'm late, everybody.
16:36Pop!
16:36What are you doing here?
16:37Hey!
16:38You ought to be at work!
16:40How'd you even know it was Parents' Day?
16:41Dory told me, sweetie.
16:43Why'd you tell him?
16:44No one asked you to do that!
16:46Sorry.
16:46Are you really mad?
16:48Of course I am!
16:49He had to look real hard to find work,
16:51and I don't want him blowing him off just so he can come and watch me sit in a chair!
16:54Don't be that way, sugar.
16:56She was just trying to help.
16:57I'm glad she said something,
16:58because otherwise I would have missed out on this whole thing.
17:00Yeah, but I don't want you to...
17:02I mean, I didn't say anything,
17:04because I don't want to be a burden to you, Pop.
17:06Just...
17:07What's going on?
17:08Why are my cheeks getting all wet?
17:11I can't believe you blew off your job for me.
17:15You're so...
17:16You're so...
17:19You're so stupid!
17:21Being your dad is the only job that matters to me.
17:27You're getting my shirt all wet.
17:29Come on now.
17:30Come on now.
17:44Well then, there's only one question left up on the board.
17:48Feel like coming up here and making your father proud?
17:50What do you say?
17:51Sure thing!
17:55Go, Mirabelle!
18:04Is something wrong, Mirabelle?
18:06I don't even know what I'm looking at.
18:10What are you doing, Belbel?
18:11How come you don't know the answer?
18:13Don't you study and do homework and read up by...
18:15I guess I must have got my brains from you!
18:26I guess someone needs to get to work on their mathematics, doesn't she?
18:30Yeah, well, someone needs to get to work, period.
18:33See you girls later.
18:34Hey, you did a really good job with the accent and stuff.
18:37Huh?
18:39What do you mean, Dory?
18:40With what accent?
18:41Oh, nothing.
18:42Just forget about it.
18:43See you later.
18:44Bye-bye.
18:46Hmm.
18:47See you later, Dory.
18:49Pardon the interruption, Dory.
18:54You failed to inform me of the room's designated number.
18:57I have been searching the entire campus for you.
19:00I finally found your teacher, but she said you had left the class already.
19:04Why do I have two dads?
19:05And why is this one talking like some sort of robot?
19:08Uh, so then the one that was here was the...
19:11The real dad.
19:15Hey, blow up!
19:16What is going on here?
19:18Is there something you're not telling us?
19:19It was nothing.
19:20You imagined it.
19:21We imagined it all at the same time.
19:22That can happen.
19:22Forget about it.
19:23It was nothing.
19:23You've been acting very strange lately, Dory.
19:26Are you a witch?
19:28No!
19:29Don't say it!
19:31If they find out and call me a witch, I'll turn into a green blob.
19:35I can't hide it forever.
19:37What do I do?
19:38No!