00:00C'est quoi on a spa weekend, b***h ?
00:03Yeah !
00:04C'est bon !
00:06Can I take you to dinner ?
00:08How's July 19th ?
00:10Three months from now.
00:12How is it even possible that my husband left me
00:15for an older woman ?
00:16You're supposed to leave me for, like, Gigi Hadid.
00:18Not Ina Garten.
00:20You can't just leave me like that.
00:22I needed lunch, and I was scared.
00:24I'm so sorry.
00:26This is why we need a spa weekend.
00:28Massages, champagne.
00:30Big, comfy robes.
00:31The last time I had a massage was, like, my last mammogram.
00:35Girl, I worry about you sometimes.
00:37I just booked a room.
00:38What ?
00:39We're going on a spa weekend, b***hs !
00:41Yeah !
00:43Welcome, and namaste.
00:45It's beautiful.
00:46It's amazing.
00:47I'm Shanti.
00:48She looks like a girl, Jesus.
00:51I never want to go home.
00:53I miss my kids.
00:54What ?
00:54No, I don't miss my kids.
00:58Is that Mel ?
00:59Oh, oh, oh !
01:00What's up, you middle-aged ?
01:01Soxy !
01:02Hey, hello !
01:04On your right is one of the outdoor yoga classes.
01:07Gene, he is checking you out.
01:09Get over here, yeah, you !
01:10Come on, Magic Mark.
01:11This is Jane.
01:12Nice to meet you, Jane.
01:13She's on the older side, but she's got a porno body.
01:16Stand up, show your body.
01:17Now, show him your dick.
01:18I don't like that.
01:19Listen, it's a great deal of stress in all of you.
01:22Oh my God, my boss is calling me again.
01:25You guys need to stand up for yourself.
01:27Stop calling her !
01:31Bang bang into the room !
01:34Hanging out with your friends is essential to our survival.
01:36The most important thing is you guys.
01:38If you need anything, I'm here for you.
01:41This whole spa thing is such a scam.
01:44Namaste.
01:44You're supposed to walk out of here all centered and chill.
01:47Do we look chill to you ?
01:48Not really.
01:51Hey, you guys.
01:52I'm not doing anything weird or illegal.
01:56I'm not mad at tantric massages.
01:58I know what you're up to.
01:59This place hires good-looking Australian guys to flirt with all the moms.
02:03It's not gonna work on me, Crocodile Dundee.
02:06Whoa.
02:07Stop.
02:08Whoa.
02:09How are you doing this ?
02:10The human hand has...
02:11Don't talk.
02:12Let's go to the left.
02:14To the left.
02:15To the left.
02:16Bang bang into the room.
02:18Welcome to goat yoga.
02:20Oh no, it's so cute.
02:23Guys, I can't burn my poop up.
02:26I know you want it.
02:27Bang bang into the room.
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