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00:00:05It's been 10 years since World War 3, since the nukes flew.
00:00:0995% of the world's population gone overnight.
00:00:14What's left of civilization is barely holding on.
00:00:18I trade whatever scraps I can find just to stay alive.
00:00:22The world runs on one rule now.
00:00:25Eat or be eaten.
00:00:30Beep.
00:01:01What, that's it?
00:01:03Look man, that's all your stuff's worth.
00:01:05Bring booze or meds next time.
00:01:08They get you more.
00:01:17I have to make this last all week.
00:01:28Last item of the day, boys.
00:01:31Two lovely sisters.
00:01:53Early 20s.
00:01:55Healthy.
00:01:56Strong enough to work.
00:01:58Young enough to bed.
00:02:00Children.
00:02:02Woohoo.
00:02:08What the hell?
00:02:11Seriously?
00:02:12Who's dumb enough to take on a woman right now?
00:02:16Exactly.
00:02:18Just an ungrateful mouth to feed.
00:02:20Half the time they don't even work.
00:02:22God forbid you knock them up, then you'll fuck forever.
00:02:30If no one else is bidding, maybe I have a chance to save them.
00:02:35But even if I did, we would just starve to death.
00:02:39This world sucks.
00:02:41Look at that skin.
00:02:43And those tits.
00:02:44Brrrr.
00:02:45Ha ha!
00:02:47When's the last time in you ever fucked something that good, eh?
00:02:50Limited time offer, boys.
00:02:53Two for one.
00:02:55Place those bids.
00:02:57I was the daughter of the richest family in the city.
00:03:00Now I'm being sold as a bundle deal.
00:03:02I swear.
00:03:04I could kill every one of those creeps.
00:03:14Suitable host detected.
00:03:16System activation complete.
00:03:18Rescue mission required.
00:03:19What?
00:03:20What the hell is this?
00:03:21Am I the only one seeing this?
00:03:25This system is created by a higher dimensional extraterrestrial civilization.
00:03:30This thing is alien tech?
00:03:32Its purpose is to select a host and bind compatible partners in order to preserve humanity after societal collapse.
00:03:41Preserve humanity?
00:03:45Compatible partner confirmed.
00:03:47Rescue required to initiate binding.
00:03:50Time remaining.
00:03:51Three minutes.
00:03:54Failure will result in host death.
00:04:01It won't come off.
00:04:04Wait.
00:04:05Is that why that guy's arm was gray?
00:04:07He failed to do what the system asked?
00:04:10What do I do now?
00:04:28Easy, gentlemen.
00:04:30This blade cuts everyone the same.
00:04:34You want these girls?
00:04:35You're going to have to bid like everyone else.
00:04:41He didn't attack us.
00:04:44He's not like the others.
00:04:46Guns still existed.
00:04:48I'd already have those girls.
00:04:50The warhead and white top guns.
00:04:51That knife wouldn't mean shit.
00:04:54That knife wouldn't mean shit.
00:04:58I'm not staying for this stupid-ass auction.
00:05:01Wait, wait, wait.
00:05:02What if we buy them, have our, uh, bun, and then sell them off?
00:05:09What if they die?
00:05:10Well, then we sell them cheap.
00:05:14What works for me?
00:05:16All right.
00:05:17One can of food.
00:05:21Who's going to beat that?
00:05:30No, I can't let this happen.
00:05:33If I don't stop it, I'll die.
00:05:40One can.
00:05:45And a bar of chocolate.
00:05:52Arthur, those girls are mine.
00:05:55Don't you dare get in my way.
00:05:58Easy, gentlemen.
00:06:00The ladies are watching.
00:06:02Let's keep it civil now.
00:06:06All right.
00:06:08You want to play?
00:06:10I'll show you what you're up against.
00:06:14Two tans.
00:06:16Oh, two tans.
00:06:20Looks like Jack's feeling generous.
00:06:23It's the same asshole since high school.
00:06:26The world's falling apart, and they're still trying to screw me over.
00:06:29What's wrong, trash rat?
00:06:30You scared?
00:06:32Come on.
00:06:33Show us what you got.
00:06:39Host death in 30 seconds.
00:06:43Shit.
00:06:43I can't let Jack put his hands on the girls.
00:06:49Last game.
00:06:50You're not getting your hands on those girls, Jack.
00:06:52I'm not going to let that happen.
00:06:56He's not doing this for himself.
00:06:59Is he trying to save us?
00:07:03Spouse affection increased detectives.
00:07:06Reward granted.
00:07:07Item issued.
00:07:0920 cans of meat.
00:07:1020 cans of produce.
00:07:1220 units of purified water.
00:07:28Holy shit.
00:07:29This is a lot of food.
00:07:31I could live off this for months.
00:07:34Oh, too bad.
00:07:35Looks like you're out of beds.
00:07:38Dude, I really thought he was a fucking hero.
00:07:40What a joke.
00:07:43You think you can compete with me over women.
00:07:47Come on.
00:07:47You've been a loser since high school.
00:07:50Money, girls, whatever it is,
00:07:52I always get there first.
00:08:02Oh, yeah?
00:08:04Well, how about this?
00:08:29How the hell did he get all those cans?
00:08:30No way.
00:08:31I saw him trade for two cans and a candy bar.
00:08:34Whatever he bids,
00:08:36I bid in one more can.
00:08:39So,
00:08:41are you bidding?
00:08:45All right.
00:08:46If no one else is bidding,
00:08:48looks like these sisters are going to go to our friend here.
00:08:52Going once.
00:08:54Going twice.
00:08:58Solve!
00:09:11Rescue and host binding complete.
00:09:13Increase partner affection to unlock additional rewards.
00:09:44I saved two girls
00:09:46and beat Jack.
00:09:48This system is insane.
00:09:54Next time I see you,
00:09:56I won't be taking you just your ration.
00:10:22We'll head back to my place,
00:10:24but it's a bit of a walk from here.
00:10:41Compatible spouse detested.
00:10:43Rescue required for binding.
00:10:45Failure to complete will result in post-death.
00:10:48Time to complete.
00:10:48Two minutes.
00:10:49This again?
00:10:51In only two minutes?
00:10:54Told you.
00:10:54I knew Billy was hoarding himself a girl.
00:10:56I know where Billy keeps his goods.
00:10:58I can take you there.
00:10:59Lydia,
00:11:00why don't we take care of this goods?
00:11:01You're first.
00:11:01I just had two women taken away from me.
00:11:04I am pissed.
00:11:07You're going to help.
00:11:19Stay here.
00:11:21You are going to help me work that anger out.
00:11:37Arthur,
00:11:38you again?
00:11:39You're fucking dead.
00:11:41I'm going to cut you into a million fucking pieces
00:11:43and beat you to the strays.
00:11:45Stay back.
00:11:47Really?
00:11:47A bottle of water?
00:11:55Molotov!
00:12:08Shit.
00:12:09That was my only Molotov.
00:12:1345 seconds remaining until host death.
00:12:22Where did you even get that?
00:12:24I saved the gas from a wrecked car just to scare him off.
00:12:27What?
00:12:27So what do we do now?
00:12:29God, I'll need to bluff now.
00:12:31Take one more step and I'll burn this whole place to the ground.
00:12:34God damn it, Arthur.
00:12:35You already have two of them.
00:12:37You got to take her too.
00:12:38Post-death in 20 seconds.
00:12:45Fuck.
00:12:45Why won't they back off?
00:12:55Arthur, you're dead.
00:12:57You hear me?
00:12:58I'm dead.
00:12:59This is not over.
00:13:01I'll catch you later, pretty girl.
00:13:14I'll catch you later, pretty girl.
00:13:24You saved my life.
00:13:26Rescue mission complete.
00:13:28Partner count increased.
00:13:29Current total, 3.
00:13:31Affection metrics.
00:13:32Mary, 15.
00:13:35Karen, 10.
00:13:38Susan, 10.
00:13:42Maybe I can trust this guy.
00:13:45Rough around the edges, but he's got guns.
00:13:48Spells affection levels increased.
00:13:50Rewards issued.
00:13:51Medicine, 10 units.
00:13:532 MP5 submachine guns.
00:13:554 clips of ammunition.
00:13:5750 rounds each.
00:13:58Items can be retrieved at any time.
00:14:002 rifles?
00:14:01Guns are extinct.
00:14:03And now I've got 2?
00:14:05Food, meds, weapons?
00:14:06I might actually be the apex.
00:14:12Okay, let's move.
00:14:13It's not safe here.
00:14:14Cool.
00:14:24Uh, welcome to the 5-star apocalypse hotel.
00:14:28No hot water, no bed sheets, but hey, it's free.
00:14:34Hope you don't mind.
00:14:36You're kidding.
00:14:37How can this shoebox fit whole 4 of us?
00:14:40I don't mind at all.
00:14:42You saved us.
00:14:43It's more than enough.
00:14:46We can clean the place up a bit.
00:14:48It's gonna be fine.
00:14:52I'm Arthur Morgan.
00:14:54You are...
00:14:55I'm Karen Linton.
00:14:58And this is my little sister.
00:15:00We survived one of the battles and then got caught.
00:15:04I'm Mary.
00:15:11Really?
00:15:13None of you know who I am?
00:15:19I'm a Hollywood star.
00:15:21Oh.
00:15:22Country bumpkins.
00:15:24I was supposed to escape with my dad, but he left without me, so I got caught right after.
00:15:31Well, from now on, where are your wives?
00:15:35I promise I'll take good care of you.
00:15:38Hey, let's just eat something first.
00:15:41Make yourselves comfortable and food will be ready in a little bit.
00:15:44I'll help.
00:15:45Okay.
00:15:46All right.
00:15:48Damn.
00:15:49She really knows how to butter people up.
00:15:52Great.
00:15:52He probably thinks I'm a bane.
00:15:55Only my little sister would be naive enough to fall for a guy like him.
00:15:59But me?
00:16:00Marry some trash scavenging loser?
00:16:02Hell no.
00:16:03All right.
00:16:03We'll start with chicken soup.
00:16:05About half a gallon.
00:16:07I'm just going to fill this up to that line right there.
00:16:09Okay.
00:16:23Wow.
00:16:24How am I supposed to keep it together when she looks like that?
00:16:33Babe, what's wrong?
00:16:40Well, what were you staring at?
00:16:54Nothing.
00:16:56Just...
00:16:58I don't want you overdoing it.
00:17:00I got it.
00:17:02It's fine.
00:17:04You cut us out of that auction.
00:17:07So I'm your wife now.
00:17:10I can boil the water and clean the floors.
00:17:14Anything to make you happy.
00:17:41She's cute, but I got it, okay?
00:17:44Let me help.
00:17:46Right there.
00:17:52You didn't just save me.
00:17:56You gave me food.
00:17:58A place to stay.
00:18:00If I could stay here the rest of my life, that would make me really happy.
00:18:18Damn.
00:18:20This system is...
00:18:23For real.
00:18:35I just finished cleaning the living room
00:18:39Wow, she moves fast
00:18:42Cute, but charm, that's my lane
00:18:47Okay, dinner will be ready shortly
00:18:56Oh no, I think I twisted my ankle
00:18:59Arthur, honey, could you please hold me?
00:19:01I don't think I can stand
00:19:03Spirit, come try to stand
00:19:04My legs feel really weak right now
00:19:07It's a good thing you caught me
00:19:10You're so strong
00:19:12Makes me feel safe
00:19:15Honestly, I'm kind of looking forward to sleeping with you tonight
00:19:31Babe, you should sleep with me tonight
00:19:33I can keep you warm
00:19:35Give you a massage
00:19:41Maybe even, well
00:19:44Why don't we make things a little more interesting
00:19:46And see who Arthur chooses
00:19:51Back in school, all the girls would call me a loser
00:19:54Now I've got two gorgeous women fighting for me
00:20:09Uh, did something happen in the kitchen?
00:20:13No
00:20:14No, nothing, it was just really
00:20:16Odd in there
00:20:20Did Mary and Susan seriously just cozy up with this guy?
00:20:24In times like this, a woman's worth is less than a cow
00:20:27If he didn't have all that food, I wouldn't even be here
00:20:32These supplies won't last forever
00:20:34I need to raise their affection levels
00:20:37So
00:20:39It isn't safe to scavenge with three women
00:20:42And leaving them alone isn't safe either
00:20:45They're probably only here for the food
00:20:49Arthur, you're such a good cook
00:20:52This is delicious
00:21:10Arthur, why are you eating?
00:21:12No, I am
00:21:13It's just
00:21:15It's really hot in here
00:21:40Sorry
00:21:43Susan
00:21:45What do you think you're doing?
00:21:46I'm just giving our husband a little massage.
00:21:50Yeah.
00:21:51Oh, well, you must be so exhausted after all that cooking.
00:21:57Maybe you need to lie down. I could help you relax.
00:22:00Great idea.
00:22:02I'll help, too.
00:22:10If I don't make a move, am I gonna get kicked out?
00:22:30It's just a massage. That's all.
00:22:33I'll be forever here facing the wall.
00:22:37Now I turn to repent.
00:22:41Lord, I try and I regret.
00:22:46All up the hood I have, cause I'm no angel.
00:22:51This is too good to be true.
00:22:55Did you guys hear that?
00:22:57Don't leave me alone.
00:23:01Yeah.
00:23:03Is everyone okay?
00:23:06Okay.
00:23:07Forget the massage. We need to find a bigger place. Like, now.
00:23:12Yeah.
00:23:19Alright, there should be enough supplies to get us a bigger place in Wasteland City.
00:23:23Mary?
00:23:25You okay?
00:23:29You're on your period, aren't you?
00:23:31Yeah.
00:23:32What?
00:23:33I'm okay, though.
00:23:34I should probably stay home and rest.
00:23:36But you go on without me.
00:23:40Okay.
00:23:41But if you hear a sound, you lock the door, and you stay quiet, alright?
00:23:51Okay.
00:23:53Wait.
00:23:56You're not gonna leave me, right?
00:24:02I'm gonna come right back.
00:24:04I don't abandon my girls.
00:24:09Okay, babe.
00:24:11I'll wait for you.
00:24:13Okay.
00:24:26That's the place I told you about, boss.
00:24:29Yeah, that asshole's living large now.
00:24:32Three women waiting on her, and more food than the rest of us combine.
00:24:36Then we take it.
00:24:40All of it.
00:24:54Arthur!
00:24:55You're back already!
00:24:56You're back already?
00:25:01Arthur?
00:25:02Are you home?
00:25:06Arthur?
00:25:07Arthur?
00:25:13Arthur?
00:25:18well well well look at you you look a lot better than you did yesterday
00:25:39good upgraded our place with supplies at least i won't have to worry about jack showing up again
00:25:46arthur something's wrong mary mary mary mary
00:25:57arthur there's a note over here
00:26:00your woman is in my hands bring the rest of the supplies to the warehouse if you want her back
00:26:07it's jack and us guys i should have killed them when i had the chance judging by these footprints
00:26:12there's at least seven or eight of them they must have teamed up with another group those guys are
00:26:16animals mary she might not have made it no no no mary is alive right there's no blood anywhere and
00:26:23she's leveraged for more supplies that place is most definitely a trap they're going to be waiting
00:26:28for us to walk right in so what do we do
00:26:40now both of you stay here i'm going alone alone are you crazy arthur don't do anything reckless you can't
00:26:47hey don't worry i'm gonna bring mary back
00:27:00i've got a secret weapon
00:27:12boss can't we have a little uh fun with this one first
00:27:21arthur was right mary really is still alive
00:27:23you promised arthur would stay home
00:27:25i don't trust him alone because my sister is in their hands
00:27:38stop thinking with your dick someone with that much supply doesn't move alone
00:27:45so we have to stay sharp
00:28:13so we have to stay sharp
00:28:20well well look who's here and you even came alone did you come here to die or to give us
00:28:28some food
00:28:29he's here because he's pussy whipped look at him horny fucking dog
00:28:37did you bring the stuff or not i sure did
00:28:43oh sir don't do this for me i'm not worth it
00:28:47shut up this isn't your time to talk
00:28:51don't worry mary i will get you out of here
00:29:07so we can go hunting i know a spot now it's kind of isolated
00:29:11a little bit far away but hey hey hey hey tony
00:29:17we good
00:29:20what i gave you the goods you give me the girl that was the deal right
00:29:24what girl
00:29:36so you chose the hard way
00:29:42i gave you the supplies now you let mary go
00:29:45anyone here see this idiot hand me anything
00:29:48nope never seen him before in my life
00:29:51you heard him now beat it
00:29:54come on guys let's be fair
00:30:02surround him
00:30:13he is surrounded we have to help him
00:30:16are you crazy look how many people there are
00:30:24oh okay all right all right all right i see what's going on here
00:30:28i know what you guys are gonna do
00:30:29be smart
00:30:31get the fuck out
00:30:42i gave you a chance
00:30:43i gave you a chance
00:31:13real fucking gun how the fuck did he get a real gun there are more of us he can't have
00:31:18that many
00:31:18rounds yeah yeah with all the shots you fire you probably burned through half a mag already look i
00:31:22don't care how many bullets he's got we rush him together the first one to kill him gets his supplies
00:31:29and his girls
00:31:51come on keep betting your lives on my bullets
00:32:03don't move we're not done yet
00:32:13look i'm sorry okay i have nothing to do with his fucking jack just it's all his fault
00:32:22he's lying i didn't do anything tony took your girls he's he stole your supplies
00:32:28don't shoot me don't show me we can talk this out
00:32:39so
00:33:07I thought I was never going to see you again.
00:33:10I told you I'd come back.
00:33:12Oh my god.
00:33:13Hey, what are you doing here?
00:33:14I told you guys to stay home.
00:33:16We were so worried about you.
00:33:18I was so scared I thought you were going to die.
00:33:20Oh, really?
00:33:21That's not what you were saying a second ago.
00:33:23How was I supposed to know my husband is a badass and had a gun?
00:33:27God, that was so hard.
00:33:28My times are changing, but I know where I'm going.
00:33:33The sky of my blood driving me home.
00:33:36Bows affection levels increased.
00:33:39Been broken and weak.
00:33:42Hell is a ghost.
00:33:43Rewards delivered to residents.
00:33:45Purified water, 20 liters.
00:33:47Canned meat, 20 units.
00:33:49Milk, 20 cartons.
00:33:54Come on.
00:33:55Let's go home.
00:34:00As for you guys...
00:34:05Come here.
00:34:11Don't kill me.
00:34:13Please.
00:34:15We'll give you back everything.
00:34:16Shut up.
00:34:19On your knees.
00:34:22Arthur, man.
00:34:23Please.
00:34:26Please don't kill us, man.
00:34:27We were classmates, right?
00:34:32We'll work for you.
00:34:33Hands on the ground.
00:34:35Hands on the ground.
00:34:54You remember this.
00:34:56If you ever come near my wives again...
00:35:00I'll shoot you in the skull.
00:35:04Get out of here.
00:35:05Ah, now!
00:35:16Ladies!
00:35:18Let's have a feast tonight, huh?
00:35:21At our new home.
00:35:28AFFECTION METRICS
00:35:30Mary, 30.
00:35:32Karen, 15.
00:35:34Susan, 25.
00:35:36Human Civilization Continuation Progress, 33%.
00:35:40Civilization...
00:35:42Continuation?
00:35:45Primary Objective.
00:35:46Host must reproduce with compatible partners to preserve human civilization.
00:35:51What happens when it reaches 100%?
00:35:53I bet you I've brought you a clean towel.
00:35:57I'll just leave you here.
00:35:58Okay.
00:36:00Thanks.
00:36:08Bye.
00:36:10Bye.
00:36:11Bye.
00:36:12Bye.
00:36:12Bye.
00:36:14Bye.
00:36:15Bye.
00:36:16Bye.
00:36:16Bye.
00:36:17Bye.
00:36:19Bye.
00:36:19Bye.
00:36:20Bye.
00:36:20Bye.
00:36:26Bye.
00:36:34Bye.
00:36:38Bye.
00:36:39Bye.
00:36:40Bye.
00:36:41Bye.
00:36:42Bye.
00:36:44Bye.
00:36:45It takes everything to bring me back.
00:36:50I don't think I've ever met a better person.
00:36:55And...
00:36:57I don't really have a future in this world.
00:37:02Okay, Mary, I don't want you to feel like you have to do this because you owe me.
00:37:06I know what you're thinking.
00:37:09And I'm gonna regret it.
00:37:13But I won't.
00:37:17I choose you.
00:37:46You can't ever go.
00:37:50You can't ever go.
00:37:51You can't ever go.
00:37:53Looks like someone's eager.
00:37:56Seems like my husband hasn't been able to rewind in my life.
00:38:00It's been a long week.
00:38:03You...
00:38:05I'll take good care.
00:38:14I'll take good care.
00:38:25I'm hungry for your body.
00:38:28I'm ready for your game.
00:38:30Thanks.
00:38:31You take the wrath of me.
00:38:34Oh.
00:38:37You take the wrath of me.
00:38:39You can't let me go.
00:38:43You take the wrath of me.
00:38:46Yes, you go.
00:38:52Arthur.
00:38:54Baby, don't be afraid of me.
00:38:57Baby, don't stop.
00:38:58Please.
00:38:59Unbelievable.
00:39:00She actually made the first move.
00:39:04I won't be left behind.
00:39:06Arthur, I know how to make you feel good.
00:39:11Hold me tighter.
00:39:13You're driving me insane.
00:39:17Oh my God.
00:39:23Damn it.
00:39:25I want sex too.
00:39:27I don't want a man.
00:39:36Arthur.
00:39:38Arthur.
00:39:40Arthur.
00:39:42You're telling me that worthless piece of shit Arthur took down your whole gang alone,
00:39:47and you lost all those supplies?
00:39:49Boss, he had like two AK-47s.
00:39:53I mean, he mowed down a ton of our guys.
00:39:56If I had a gun, you three would have been corpses.
00:39:59This is riddle with fucking bullets right now.
00:40:01Look, boss.
00:40:02We lost the supplies, but we still managed to get you what you wanted.
00:40:07Yeah.
00:40:07Okay.
00:40:08Best we can manage.
00:40:1043% alcohol.
00:40:16Lost a lot of men getting you that.
00:40:18Mmm.
00:40:20Not bad.
00:40:2243%, huh?
00:40:24It'll do.
00:40:27Queen Tully will love this.
00:40:31As for Arthur, once I finalize a deal with the Queen, I will bring her a man and go kill
00:40:38him myself.
00:40:39No.
00:40:40Ha, ha, ha.
00:40:50Spouse affection levels detected.
00:40:53Rewards issued.
00:40:54Gasoline.
00:40:5520 liters.
00:40:57Microgenerators.
00:40:583 units.
00:40:59Purified water.
00:41:0030 liters.
00:41:01Food.
00:41:0230 cans.
00:41:03Affection metrics.
00:41:04Mary.
00:41:0530.
00:41:05Increased to 50.
00:41:07Susan.
00:41:0735.
00:41:08And Karen.
00:41:0915.
00:41:10Increased to 50.
00:41:11Why is Karen's number higher than Mary's?
00:41:18Karen?
00:41:21Oh no.
00:41:23He looks so hot.
00:41:25I can't help myself.
00:41:33Karen, what happened to your clothes?
00:41:42Karen, are you okay?
00:41:45Yeah.
00:41:46Yeah, I'm, I'm fine.
00:41:49I'm, I'm gonna go change and I'll come back out.
00:41:54Okay.
00:41:57Whew, that was close.
00:41:59He almost found out about the mutation.
00:42:01What's wrong with her?
00:42:12What is this?
00:42:22I gotta go on a...
00:42:27Basement?
00:42:31I knew something was off.
00:42:33A one story house shouldn't be this elevated.
00:42:35Turns out there's a whole basement under here.
00:42:38Come on.
00:42:40Let's go check it out.
00:42:55What the hell?
00:42:59It's gold.
00:43:01There's gotta be several tons of it.
00:43:04Gold, huh?
00:43:05In this world you couldn't even trade it for a bottle of water.
00:43:16Now this...
00:43:19This is the real gold of our era.
00:43:24The real gold of our era?
00:43:28These are aged whiskey barrels.
00:43:30I mean, judging by the wood, they're at least free nuclear war, maybe even older.
00:43:34In a place like this, people need something to get through the day.
00:43:38Cigarettes help with alcohol?
00:43:40That's basically gold now.
00:43:42This looks like it used to be a real working seller.
00:43:45The owner was definitely unhinged about alcohol.
00:43:49There have to be at least a hundred barrels here.
00:43:51These are all premium whiskeys.
00:43:5450 years old, at least 50% of alcohol.
00:43:57Did you guys know a 12 year old bottle can trade for 20 cows now?
00:44:04This is the real gold of our era.
00:44:06Look at this much booze.
00:44:09We could buy the entire wasteland city.
00:44:11Make it ours.
00:44:13Ladies, let's celebrate.
00:44:18Cheers!
00:44:22Cheers!
00:44:23Cheers!
00:44:29Cheers!
00:44:31Cheers!
00:44:31Wait, it is pretty good, isn't it?
00:44:34Oh, dear.
00:44:36Oh, dear.
00:44:36Oh, dear.
00:44:36Oh, dear.
00:44:40Here.
00:44:41Here.
00:44:54Karen?
00:44:54What are you doing?
00:44:57Are you into women?
00:45:00Karen?
00:45:06It's me, Susan.
00:45:07Stop!
00:45:13Karen!
00:45:14Karen!
00:45:14Are you drunk?
00:45:15Hey, hey, hey!
00:45:17A man!
00:45:19I need someone to fuck me now!
00:45:27Karen!
00:45:28Karen!
00:45:28Calm down!
00:45:30Calm down!
00:45:31Hey, hey, hey, hey!
00:45:33No!
00:45:34Karen!
00:45:42Hey!
00:45:42Hey!
00:45:44Hey!
00:45:49She's okay.
00:45:50She just knocked out.
00:45:52What happened?
00:45:53I don't know.
00:45:55She was drunk.
00:45:56She tried to force herself on me or something.
00:45:58No, no, no.
00:45:59She wasn't trying to hurt you.
00:46:01It's the mutation.
00:46:03Mutation?
00:46:04When the nuclear strike hit, she shielded me with her body.
00:46:07She took the blast head on.
00:46:09The fallout left her with a side effect she can't control.
00:46:14An unstable libido.
00:46:16Sometimes it spikes.
00:46:18Violently.
00:46:21So what do we do?
00:46:23She needs adrenaline, a shot of it, but we barely have any medicine left.
00:46:28I know where to get her.
00:46:30Tell me I'll do anything.
00:46:32Tilly Jackson?
00:46:33The Wasteland Queen?
00:46:35She's the daughter of New York Mafia boss.
00:46:37And before the war, she stockpiled massive amounts of adrenaline for her underground operations.
00:46:43Alright.
00:46:44Let's get Karen settled.
00:46:46And after that...
00:46:50I'll meet with the Queen.
00:47:05It looks like she held out for a long time.
00:47:09I'm gonna trade this with the Queen for adrenaline.
00:47:12Don't you stay here and look after Karen, okay?
00:47:17Arthur, Tilly is not easy to deal with.
00:47:20A lot of men have died because of her.
00:47:25Is she really that dangerous?
00:47:28Wait, so...
00:47:29Does that mean Arthur's in real danger?
00:47:32That's what people say.
00:47:34She's a sadist.
00:47:35She toys men for fun.
00:47:37All of her ex-husbands ended up dead.
00:47:48It's gonna be okay, I'll be right back.
00:47:51What's up?
00:47:58Wait!
00:48:00It's gonna be okay?
00:48:01It's gonna be okay, you guys.
00:48:02I know.
00:48:07What can I do?
00:48:14It's gonna be okay.
00:48:15I know.
00:48:18Can I do it?
00:48:31So, I hear you came here to make a deal.
00:48:37That's right.
00:48:49Booze for adrenaline. Fifty bottles worth.
00:48:57Are you trying to fool me with some watered down garbage?
00:49:00You know how that is.
00:49:06I brewed this myself.
00:49:09It's nothing like the watered down crap out there.
00:49:12I promise, you'll like it.
00:49:14Funny.
00:49:15The last guy who said that, lost his tongue.
00:49:19Because, I cut it out.
00:49:24Now he's right here, kneeling, serving me.
00:49:29Harder!
00:49:30Don't make me repeat myself.
00:49:35You know, you might just barely qualify.
00:49:41That's my footrest.
00:49:45The end comes to us.
00:49:48You.
00:49:49Go try it.
00:50:01That smell.
00:50:04That's real booze.
00:50:05Wait!
00:50:07I'll try it myself.
00:50:08No.
00:50:14This better be real.
00:50:16Or you won't make it out of your life.
00:50:28Don't drink that, my lord.
00:50:30That's fake junk you dug out from your trash.
00:50:47That's fake junk you dug out from your trash.
00:50:59I'll bless you after all these years.
00:51:01Well, I never forgot about you, Raymond.
00:51:04Or any of the lessons you taught me back in school.
00:51:18Arthur, didn't I tell you, when you are being bullied, you're supposed to ask yourself what you did wrong first.
00:51:26But instead, you snitched on me, to the deep, and now I'm suspended.
00:51:32You happy now, you piece of shit?
00:51:35You're all gonna pay for this.
00:51:39Yeaaaaa.
00:51:41Arthur.
00:51:49You're stuck with it for the rest of your life.
00:51:52Oof!
00:51:52Oof!
00:51:59That bathroom cocktail really stuck with you, huh?
00:52:05Now you're scamming us with fake boo?
00:52:07Yeah, that crap.
00:52:08We saw that bottle in the trash yesterday.
00:52:12It's the color of piss.
00:52:14How'd you brew that with your own... your own...
00:52:17Oh, God.
00:52:19Guys, guys.
00:52:19Queen Tilt, I heard you got a batch of adrenaline that's about to expire.
00:52:24So, I brought these two bottles.
00:52:27Assassin exchange.
00:52:30That's good, man. Thank you.
00:52:54Strong.
00:52:56Before the war, this wouldn't even pass as premium.
00:53:03But now, it's worth trading for a batch of my adrenaline.
00:53:12And as for this fraud, since we're classmates, we could give him a quick, less painful death.
00:53:24And you.
00:53:26How can you decide?
00:53:27You haven't even tried my booze.
00:53:29We Tilly, why bother?
00:53:30I mean, just look at it.
00:53:32Cloudy as hell.
00:53:33God knows what kind of shit you dumped in there.
00:53:35I know him better than anyone.
00:53:37We went to high school together.
00:53:38He's always been shit.
00:53:40Yeah.
00:53:41We Tilly, why bother?
00:53:43Fine.
00:53:45We'll do this properly.
00:53:48But he can drink it.
00:53:51I'm not drinking the sewage.
00:54:02Good boy.
00:54:21This is insane.
00:54:25It's a gift from God.
00:54:29He's not drinking it.
00:54:30Did I mess up his sense of taste or what?
00:54:35What the hell?
00:54:36This guy can actually make booze?
00:54:38I have no idea.
00:54:39I mean, he is the guy that pulled a gun on us.
00:54:41So, yeah, maybe.
00:54:45I approve whiskey.
00:54:53All right.
00:55:07Blue flame.
00:55:08That only happens with hyperflicker.
00:55:11I want your whiskey.
00:55:12All of it.
00:55:13Everything that you have.
00:55:15Let me taste it.
00:55:16Sure.
00:55:16But I want the fresh adrenaline syringes first.
00:55:22Deal.
00:55:26Oh, yeah.
00:55:28That's it.
00:55:29I never thought I'd taste anything like this again.
00:55:32Green Tilly.
00:55:34Maybe we should talk about what comes next.
00:55:42Yeah.
00:55:43We should.
00:55:45Beat it.
00:55:46All three of you.
00:55:48And take your cheap garbage with you.
00:55:50Arthur.
00:55:50Please.
00:55:51Just give us.
00:55:52Do us a favor.
00:55:53Give us a little bit of adrenaline.
00:55:55Please.
00:55:55A little bit.
00:55:56We'll do anything you want.
00:56:00Anything?
00:56:01Yes.
00:56:02Anything.
00:56:04Okay.
00:56:06We'll do anything you want.
00:56:09I want you to drink his piss.
00:56:11Arthur, don't be a fucking jerk, man.
00:56:13We've known each other since school.
00:56:14Yeah.
00:56:15Yeah, we did.
00:56:16And look where that got you.
00:56:18Are you serious right now?
00:56:19Queen Tilly, I think it's time to...
00:56:21Send them out.
00:56:29You fucking touched me.
00:56:30Hey!
00:56:32This isn't over, Arthur!
00:56:34I'll make you pay for it.
00:56:35I will, I swear!
00:56:37A man who can make liquor like this?
00:56:40I need to keep him close.
00:56:42Queen Tilly, now aside from the adrenaline, I'd like to start a business in the wasteland.
00:56:49With your approval.
00:56:51Your whiskey bought you a place here.
00:56:55Call me Tilly.
00:56:56And whatever business you run, I take 80%.
00:57:0180?
00:57:02Come on, that's insane.
00:57:04Too much?
00:57:06Well, there is one way that we can waive it.
00:57:10And what might that be?
00:57:16Be.
00:57:17My.
00:57:18Husband.
00:57:25Plenty of toys here.
00:57:28Pick one.
00:57:30We have time.
00:57:41You know, maybe I can work with 80%.
00:57:44Shut up!
00:57:46I am tired of the same boring games.
00:57:50I want to try something different.
00:57:55I'll be the masochist.
00:57:57You'll be the sadist.
00:58:00You'll be the sadist.
00:58:17Compatible spouse detected.
00:58:19Rescue required.
00:58:21Subject must be claimed as spouse.
00:58:24Failure will initiate host death.
00:58:26Oh, come on.
00:58:38Here.
00:58:39Call me on this.
00:58:42From now on, your taxes are waived.
00:58:45And as long as you remain in Wasteland City,
00:58:48no one will mess with you ever again.
00:58:51All right, I'll contact you the day after tomorrow
00:58:55and arrange delivery of the 50 bombs.
00:58:57Hmm.
00:58:58No need.
00:58:59I'll come myself.
00:59:01With my people.
00:59:02I hear that you have three wives.
00:59:06I want to meet them.
00:59:09See what kind of women, besides me,
00:59:13keep you interested.
00:59:18Why do I feel like a male escort?
00:59:21New spouse registered.
00:59:23Reward issued.
00:59:24Anti-radiation serum.
00:59:26Motorcycle.
00:59:27Anti-radiation serum?
00:59:29And a new motorcycle?
00:59:30Spouse's life signal critical.
00:59:34Immediate treatment required.
00:59:36The devil in disguise.
00:59:47The devil in disguise.
00:59:55The devil.
00:59:58Karen, hold on.
01:00:02Come here!
01:00:03Help me!
01:00:05Help me!
01:00:08Help!
01:00:12I'm dead!
01:00:14I'm dead!
01:00:14I'm dead!
01:00:20None of you are men!
01:00:22Fuck off!
01:00:35Karen, stop!
01:00:39Oh, she's having a full episode! She's lost control!
01:00:45Okay!
01:00:49Okay, hold on.
01:00:51Right there!
01:00:52On me!
01:00:53Okay!
01:01:02Karen, stop!
01:01:04Karen, stop!
01:01:06Karen, stop!
01:01:07Karen, stop!
01:01:07Karen, stop!
01:01:08Karen, stop!
01:01:11I can't hold her much longer!
01:01:13Maybe just give her what she wants!
01:01:15What if I could?
01:01:16Look at me!
01:01:17I can't get hard like this!
01:01:31Oh my god!
01:01:31Karen!
01:01:31Karen!
01:01:32Oh my god!
01:01:42Hey!
01:01:44Karen!
01:01:45Karen!
01:01:45She's operating!
01:01:47What?
01:01:48What?
01:01:49Karen!
01:01:50Karen!
01:01:50No, no!
01:01:51Come on!
01:01:53Warning!
01:01:54Spouse life signal critical!
01:01:55If spouse death is confirmed, post-death protocol will initiate!
01:02:00No!
01:02:02No, Karen!
01:02:03Come on!
01:02:03Come on!
01:02:04Come on!
01:02:04Come on, Karen!
01:02:05Stay with me!
01:02:05Come on!
01:02:06Come on, Karen!
01:02:09Come on!
01:02:10Why is this happening?
01:02:10I already gave her the adrenaline!
01:02:12Come on!
01:02:13Come on!
01:02:14Please, Karen!
01:02:14Karen, wake up!
01:02:17Spouse life status, Karen, zero percent.
01:02:20Post-death in ten seconds.
01:02:22Uh, mid-box!
01:02:23Mid-box!
01:02:24Come on, Karen!
01:02:25I'm not gonna lose you!
01:02:26Oh my god!
01:02:27We're out of options!
01:02:28Please, let this work!
01:02:29Come on!
01:02:31Come on, Karen!
01:02:32I'm not gonna lose you!
01:02:34Stay with me!
01:02:49Come on, Karen!
01:02:52Come on, Karen!
01:03:02Karen!
01:03:07You okay?
01:03:08You're okay!
01:03:09You're okay!
01:03:09Oh my god!
01:03:10Oh my god!
01:03:11Oh my god!
01:03:13Griffin!
01:03:14I'm so sorry!
01:03:15Am I okay?
01:03:17Are you okay?
01:03:18Are you okay?
01:03:18I'm fine!
01:03:19Yeah!
01:03:21I'm okay!
01:03:23You're okay!
01:03:24You're okay!
01:03:24You're fine!
01:03:25You're still with us!
01:03:28Yeah, I'm fine!
01:03:29I'm okay!
01:03:30The burning feeling, it's...
01:03:32It's gone!
01:03:33I'm normal!
01:03:35I'm normal!
01:03:36I'm normal!
01:03:36I'm normal!
01:03:38I'm normal!
01:03:38I'm normal!
01:03:39So the system serum was designed for her mutation.
01:03:43It actually worked!
01:04:12I'm normal!
01:04:13I'm normal!
01:04:13In the middle of the game, we're so good!
01:04:14Pre-samples!
01:04:15Where did he get a gun?
01:04:18Pre-samples?
01:04:20This ain't that bootleg shit, huh?
01:04:22I'm trying to find out.
01:04:23One sample per person!
01:04:36This is everything I have.
01:04:38Is it enough for a bottle?
01:04:39Can I get a half?
01:04:40Actually, since you're my first customers,
01:04:43you each get a bottle.
01:04:45Skid rocks!
01:04:50Go, no! I grabbed it first!
01:04:52I grabbed it first!
01:05:00I earned my place in Wasteland City
01:05:03with this gun.
01:05:05So if you want a taste,
01:05:09line up.
01:05:24What do you got?
01:05:27Used to be Special Forces.
01:05:29Army Ranger.
01:05:31Fought in a nuclear war.
01:05:33I'll be your bodyguard for a whole year.
01:05:37An ex-Marine?
01:05:39That will prove useful.
01:05:43From now on, you're my personal bodyguard.
01:05:47One bottle a month.
01:05:51Hell for that.
01:05:52Lay down my life for you.
01:05:56I used to run gangs.
01:06:00I got five under me.
01:06:03We'll all be your bodyguards.
01:06:10I asked for you guys.
01:06:12I need salesmen.
01:06:14You know this town better than anyone.
01:06:17Spread out.
01:06:18Find customers.
01:06:19Keep 30% of whatever you trade.
01:06:2230%.
01:06:23You're too generous.
01:06:24Thank you, boss.
01:06:26Thank you, boss.
01:06:26Thank you, boss.
01:06:31Things sure are working up.
01:06:36I don't need another wife, though.
01:06:38Four wives are enough.
01:06:39Okay, on your feet.
01:06:42Bring me every abled hand you've got.
01:06:44I need manpower for bottling.
01:06:46I don't need more women.
01:06:48Yes, boss.
01:06:51Let's get this party started.
01:07:08First day and I've already pulled in a mountain of supplies and 20 new men.
01:07:12Not a bad haul.
01:07:21I wonder what Arthur is doing.
01:07:24Need I ask?
01:07:26He's obviously thinking of me.
01:07:37Counts on, boss. We're all good.
01:07:43We're all good.
01:07:43Human civilization continuation progress.
01:07:4747%.
01:07:48So, building a faction increases the civilization progress, boss.
01:08:05I'm out of bullets.
01:08:06The system hasn't handed out new weapons.
01:08:09I need my own forces up and running as soon as possible.
01:08:13Detecting that the host's spouses have entered peak fertility period.
01:08:17Please, seize the reproduction window.
01:08:21Babe.
01:08:22We should shower.
01:08:24Together?
01:08:25Arthur.
01:08:27My clothes are feeling a little tight.
01:08:29Maybe you could help me take them off?
01:08:32Hey.
01:08:33Me first.
01:08:34Did you forget I almost died?
01:08:38Dangerous.
01:08:39It's getting dangerous and dangerous.
01:08:45Let's shower together tonight.
01:08:48The four of us.
01:08:50It saves water.
01:08:51He's not too busy.
01:08:53He's not too busy.
01:08:57He's not too busy.
01:09:04Yeah.
01:09:06Tell your boss to get his ass out here.
01:09:10We represent Queen Tilly.
01:09:15come on boys payday doing the queen's work
01:09:19come on boys get that money doing queen's business there's more of us than there is
01:09:24them come on hey hey hey we're good we're good so what's going on these guys are trying
01:09:34to rob us boss business looking pretty good but have you paid your taxes yet taxes
01:09:42what taxes no you all do business in wasteland city you gotta pay eighty percent now didn't
01:09:51you check the rules before you set up this shop here till he already waived my taxes i don't
01:09:58know your thing how dare you call her by her first name you must have a death wish punk
01:10:18i'll say it again the queen already waived my taxes so i suggest you get on out of here
01:10:25before i stop playing nice it's tilly jackson the goddamn queen of this wasteland why the
01:10:34hell would she waive taxes for a fake bootlegger like you huh first of all my stuff's real and
01:10:40second well she's interested in more than just my whiskey how dare you mr ross this vermin
01:10:48just insulted the queen as her trusted tax collector you must punish him that's right
01:10:54the queen put me in charge and i'm gonna charge you ninety percent now now you got ten minutes to
01:11:02come up with a hundred barrels you fail to do that i'm shutting down this entire operation
01:11:12huh that batch was for tilly this is gonna be fun
01:11:21mr ross you sure you don't want to verify with the queen first
01:11:27i'm not gonna i'm not gonna take up her precious time the queen has employed me for over five years
01:11:36she takes all the taxes you know the only assholes that don't pay their taxes are
01:11:45the dead mr ross you see that batch you just smashed
01:11:53well it's priceless i mean even your sorry life couldn't cover it
01:11:58are you threatening us right now mr ross can bury you alive
01:12:03right i got it look i i get it i get it you're trying to be tough for your for
01:12:10your ladies over
01:12:11there
01:12:15the thing is either you come up with ninety percent right here right now or i'm gonna have
01:12:24my horny boys back here fuck up your cheap sluts and i'm gonna make you watch
01:12:32all right wasteland city belongs to queen tilly anyone that follows this guy doesn't follow her
01:12:42this piece of shit drank my piss in high school
01:12:49you really want to follow him oh so he was pathetic even back then
01:12:54i think it's ridiculous that these women cling to that worthless fuck
01:13:00you're free to choose but remember this anyone who betrays me will never work under me again
01:13:09all right you got three seconds to decide
01:13:13either you stand with this guy or you won't survive the wasteland
01:13:35i guess loyalty still counts in this world see that that's the power of queen tilly
01:13:44it doesn't matter how many supplies you have you're still worthless
01:13:50now you got two choices before you either you kneel down on that broken glass
01:13:56and you ask for forgiveness and then you give a hundred barrels
01:14:01or option two
01:14:04you let me screw those three girls
01:14:09then maybe i'll accept 80 barrels
01:14:12that's gonna be a bargain for you
01:14:14you're being quite generous today mr ross
01:14:18i know i haven't even asked him to drink piss
01:14:21yet
01:14:24i don't understand why doesn't her husband just shoot him
01:14:27he'll only make things worse
01:14:34tilly jackson's absolute control over the wasteland is based on one thing
01:14:39loyalty
01:14:40her people would die for her
01:14:43they don't fear death
01:14:45nuclear fallout left us with nothing
01:14:47only our faith
01:14:49that's exactly what tilly gave them
01:14:51faith
01:14:52belief
01:14:54reason to live
01:14:55of course they'd die for her
01:14:58but we have too many critical supplies
01:15:00there's no way we can evacuate fast
01:15:03then what do we do
01:15:05we have to put our faith in arthur
01:15:10and if i had enough bullets i'd blown these bastards heads off already
01:15:15so you made up your mind yes
01:15:17you're gonna get down on all fours and beg for forgiveness
01:15:21or is it time to send over those babes
01:15:25do you even have to ask
01:15:28obviously he's setting the chairs
01:15:32i'll choose the third option
01:15:33third option fuck off
01:15:36you have no right to negotiate
01:15:40get him
01:15:46that's queen too he's beeper
01:15:48how'd he get that
01:15:49till he gets to my place in five
01:15:53that's imbalkable
01:16:05miss me already
01:16:07sweetheart i don't think i can deliver your bottles today
01:16:10a few of your boys are giving me a hard time
01:16:14what which idiots have a death wish
01:16:16i'll be there in ten
01:16:19tilly
01:16:19get to my place
01:16:21in five
01:16:29mr rox kill him
01:16:31how dare he treat you like this
01:16:32end him now
01:16:33i swear you're dead
01:16:35dead
01:16:36i'm gonna fuck each and every one of your bitches right in front of
01:16:39whoa whoa whoa whoa calm down randy calm down calm you got riled up
01:16:44now you mean to tell me that you called queen chili on that there toy
01:16:50yeah that's right i did
01:16:52i'm her husband
01:16:59so you better back off before you regret it
01:17:01i'm her husband
01:17:04he said i'm her husband
01:17:05he said i'm her husband
01:17:06he said mr ross he's scared out of his pies
01:17:09so hard in years
01:17:13oh now i've seen some fakes but
01:17:16you really are
01:17:17something else
01:17:30oh now you can't whine into your little wittle toy
01:17:33oh sad baby
01:17:37i hate to break the news to you but
01:17:39oh
01:17:41i don't care about these skanky whores anymore
01:17:44no i decided boys
01:17:47i'm gonna take everything he has
01:17:52i decided boys
01:17:54i'm gonna take everything he has
01:17:57trash the place
01:17:59take everything you see and if you find any booze that's mine
01:18:03and when you're done burn this place down
01:18:05go
01:18:17queen tilly
01:18:18we're almost there
01:18:20most feet ahead
01:18:27thank you
01:18:29mr r
01:18:30take a break
01:18:32save some energy for later
01:18:34you got
01:18:35three women waiting for you
01:18:36i couldn't have done it without you
01:18:38cheers
01:18:43now why don't you pick out one of those lovelies
01:18:45leave the other two for me
01:18:47alright
01:18:48thank you
01:18:49mr ross
01:18:51you
01:18:52hey
01:18:52hey you
01:18:53get over and get pouring
01:18:57boss i think we can hold them off much longer
01:18:59cover the girls i'll buy us time
01:19:01got it
01:19:22are you out of your minds
01:19:31what's going on here
01:19:32queen tilly
01:19:33you're just in time
01:19:35we just caught this guy
01:19:36he's a guilty of tax evasion
01:19:38and he resisted arrest
01:19:40i was just about to deal with him
01:19:42link sack
01:19:43this bastard
01:19:44was trading
01:19:45without paying the tax
01:19:46he's undermining your authority
01:19:52you're quite the popular man
01:19:53and you're quite late
01:19:55it's not very nice of you
01:19:58hey
01:19:58just shut your mouth
01:19:59you don't speak to the queen that way
01:20:04who broke these
01:20:07we did
01:20:09that's right
01:20:10we saved you the trouble
01:20:11you didn't want that
01:20:12that bootleg stuff
01:20:13it's crap
01:20:13that's right
01:20:14and
01:20:15this idiot
01:20:17even said that you're his wife
01:20:18his wife
01:20:20queen tilly
01:20:21that's an insult to your status
01:20:22i don't even know how someone like you could possibly
01:20:25oh hey
01:20:29do you have a problem with me tasting men
01:20:32no no no
01:20:33that's not
01:20:34that's not what i meant
01:20:35wait wait a minute
01:20:36you mean that you and he actually
01:20:40holy
01:20:43queen
01:20:43queen tilly
01:20:44he's just trash
01:20:47literally a scavenger
01:20:53he's my husband
01:20:55what
01:20:58those bottles
01:20:59were made for me
01:21:01by him
01:21:02what
01:21:18miss tilly
01:21:19i didn't realize that this whiskey belonged to your husband
01:21:23it was him
01:21:26he made us do it
01:21:27he set us up
01:21:28oh come on
01:21:29don't bullshit me buddy
01:21:30everybody here saw you smash those bottles
01:21:33why would i tell you to smash my own booze
01:21:36who broke my bottles
01:21:39do i have to kill one of you fuckers
01:21:42so somebody speaks
01:21:47queen tilly i don't know anything about this
01:21:50i didn't know
01:21:50well raymond
01:21:51he gave me an order to do it
01:21:53i i uh i shouldn't have listened to him
01:21:55son of a bitch
01:21:57please save me
01:21:58i'll be your slave for the rest of my life
01:22:01ask the queen to have mercy on me
01:22:04i'm sorry about earlier
01:22:05if you want i'll kill raymond for you
01:22:07what
01:22:08oris
01:22:10throw him out
01:22:11flip
01:22:15cut off one hand each
01:22:18exile them
01:22:19and if they come back
01:22:21kill them on sight
01:22:23no
01:22:24no
01:22:25no
01:22:25you don't understand
01:22:26no
01:22:27no
01:22:28no
01:22:28no
01:22:28get up
01:22:33we need to talk
01:22:35come on
01:22:53arthur
01:22:55i don't share my men
01:22:56with other women
01:22:58so what do you plan to do
01:23:00about these three
01:23:12well i can't make that choice
01:23:17you want all of them
01:23:19back off
01:23:20why are you targeting my husband
01:23:22exactly
01:23:23we don't care who you are
01:23:25we've been with arthur longer
01:23:27we're not afraid of you
01:23:28mess with us
01:23:30and arthur will never forgive you
01:23:32right honey
01:23:33i'd rather face bullets
01:23:35than four wives
01:23:55what the hell
01:23:57how do they have guns
01:24:02rise motherfucker
01:24:03come on arthur
01:24:05i know you're in there
01:24:06you didn't expect this did you
01:24:08we got plenty of guns now
01:24:09found them in an abandoned military base
01:24:12that's where you got your rifle too right
01:24:17honey
01:24:18take out your gun too
01:24:19look i'm out of bullets
01:24:20i'm guessing they got plenty of ammo on their side
01:24:23damn it
01:24:24i knew i should have brought more people
01:24:28we just wiped out the queen's manor
01:24:30and found a ton of good shit
01:24:32we're pumped up on that sweet sweet adrenaline
01:24:35woo
01:24:36i feel fucking amazing
01:24:37woo
01:24:38woo
01:24:38woo
01:24:38woo
01:24:39woo
01:24:39woo
01:24:39woo
01:24:39woo
01:24:40woo
01:24:40woo
01:24:41woo
01:24:43woo
01:24:44look i'm gonna make them pay for it
01:24:47get to the basement now
01:24:48no arthur what about you
01:24:52look it's me that they're after
01:24:54i'll draw them away
01:24:55arthur you can't outrun bullets
01:24:57yes just hide in the basement with us
01:24:59if they can't find us they'll just leave
01:25:01if they set the house on fire none of us are gonna make it out alive
01:25:04the best chance is for me to distract them find my chance and escape the wasteland
01:25:09come on arthur come out i know you're in the head bring your bitches with ya
01:25:14remember that souvenir you left for us
01:25:16when we've come to return the favor
01:25:18you're surrounded
01:25:19so get out here and prepare to die you piece of shit
01:25:22come on
01:25:38come on
01:25:40keep fighting
01:25:41i will die for my lives
01:25:43i can do this all day
01:25:45i can stretch your whole house if i feel like it
01:25:47but get to the basement now
01:25:49no
01:25:52if we go
01:25:54we go together
01:25:56yes
01:25:56if you die
01:25:58we die with you
01:25:59yes
01:26:00i'd rather die right now than let those bastards lay a finger on me
01:26:12okay
01:26:14but we're covering tilly
01:26:16tilly
01:26:17get to the basement
01:26:18there are plenty of supplies down there that'll last you for a while
01:26:21my people were slaughtered
01:26:23i'm a fallen queen now
01:26:25why would you still want to help
01:26:28as the queen
01:26:29it's my duty to protect you sweetheart
01:26:39well darling
01:26:42i don't want to live in a world without you
01:26:46we're in this together
01:26:53okay
01:26:59spouse affection levels increased
01:27:01rewards issued
01:27:02rpg
01:27:0310
01:27:04mp5
01:27:051
01:27:05ammunition
01:27:065000 rounds
01:27:0750 armed guards
01:27:09items can be retrieved at any time
01:27:11are saved
01:27:23Let's reload and blow straight to hell
01:27:27Okay, okay, you got me
01:27:29I surrender
01:27:30Stop shooting
01:27:33Get your ass out here
01:27:35Bring your bitches
01:27:37And your supplies
01:27:39Fine, but guns down first
01:27:42If you shoot me dead, I can't tell you where the supplies are hidden
01:27:46All right
01:27:49You come out nice and slow
01:27:52No funny business
01:28:03Surprise, motherfucker
01:28:05Oh shit
01:28:14I used to be a lowly scavenger
01:28:17Now I'm starting an empire at the end of the world
01:28:24My wives gave me a reason to live
01:28:27So I live to protect them
01:28:30Babe
01:28:31Baby
01:28:35Baby, here you go
01:28:39Darling
01:28:40Don't forget, you're sleeping with me tonight
01:28:43And don't wander into the wrong room like last time
01:28:47Honey, why don't we all shower together tonight?
01:28:50All right, ladies
01:28:52We'll get some rest
01:28:53I have a city to run
01:28:56Your majesty
01:28:57Detecting children
01:28:59Human civilization progress
01:29:0160%
01:29:02This is the start of my empire
01:29:04You ain't seen nothing yet
01:29:06I have
01:29:07Youangen
01:29:08Youangen
01:29:08Youangen
01:29:08You chosen