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Lara Croft Tomb Raider ↔ PG-13
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00:06Oh, my God.
00:30Oh, my God.
00:42Oh, my God.
00:49Bryce!
00:52Hello, fellas.
00:55How's business?
00:56Bryce!
00:58Okay, okay.
01:00I'm coming, I'm coming.
01:05We have 83 rooms.
01:07Why can't you live in the house?
01:08Well, I'm a free spirit, mate.
01:11Right.
01:14What's that smell?
01:155 a.m.
01:17Let's go.
01:21This had better be good.
01:28It's a clock.
01:30I found it last night.
01:31It was ticking.
01:37Must be one of them ticking clocks, eh?
01:40It was hidden in a secret room.
01:44Bryce?
01:47Don't stop.
01:48Well, Lara, it's a clock.
01:50It ticks.
01:51It tells the time.
01:53It's wrong.
01:54It started ticking.
01:55Last night, during the first stage of the alignment.
02:04Well, I'm going to need some coffee.
02:11Okay.
02:12In we go.
02:16Looks pretty ordinary to me.
02:18I'll keep looking.
02:24Your coffee, sir.
02:26Decaf latte with non-fat milk.
02:29Oh, champion.
02:31It's naming sunpoil.
02:38Wait.
02:39What did you do?
02:41I don't know.
02:42What did I do?
02:43Where is that?
02:44I don't know.
02:45I just took my hand off the fiber optics.
02:47What do you say?
02:50Bugger!
02:52Bugger.
02:57Screw 13 to quadrant 4.
03:00Screw 14 to quadrant 3.
03:04Oh, please.
03:06It's my map.
03:08So I know where they all came from.
03:11It's camouflage.
03:23Okay.
03:27Okay.
03:31Okay.
03:36Hidden within.
03:40What is that?
03:47The all-seeing eye.
04:02Lot 121, a Louis XV Ormely-Lew-mounted bracket cloth, showing on my left.
04:08£1,800,000.
04:13£1,900,000.
04:15£2,000.
04:17£2,100,000.
04:21Any pounds?
04:23£2,100,000.
04:24Any more?
04:25£2,200,000.
04:27Thank you sir.
04:28£2,200,000.
04:30£2,300,000.
04:352,400,000. Ladies bid, 2,400,000 pounds now.
04:392,400,000. Against you, sir.
04:412,500,000? No.
04:432,400,000 pounds then. Ladies bid,
04:462,400,000. 2,500,000 pounds.
04:48In a new place, at 2,500,000 pounds.
04:52Any more, at 2,500,000 pounds.
04:56Sold.
04:59Lara, my dear.
05:01Oh, Mr. Wilson.
05:02Let's go into my study.
05:03Let me take that for you.
05:06Lara Croft. I don't believe it.
05:10I'll just be a minute.
05:12Hi.
05:18You are still pretending to be a photojournalist?
05:21You know, I think it's really cool
05:23that you still have a day job.
05:26Even though it's obviously just for show.
05:29So, Alex,
05:30are you still pretending to be an archaeologist?
05:33Yes.
05:36Lara,
05:38do we always have to fight like this?
05:40I mean,
05:41maybe we don't.
05:43Maybe we do.
05:44Why?
05:45You stole my prayer wheels.
05:47Stole?
05:48Stole?
05:48From you?
05:49You know, that's funny.
05:50You know, it's not like you ever really own them or anything.
05:55Hey, you're the Tomb Raider.
05:57Mr. West, we are ready for you.
05:59Oh.
06:00I think your clients need you.
06:03Well, go ahead.
06:05You're wanted on the floor.
06:06After all, as you once said,
06:08so memorably,
06:09it's all just a business.
06:11Right?
06:11So go do business.
06:13Go.
06:16Lara.
06:38This is a unique object.
06:44Only one of the dials is working.
06:46It glows.
06:48Like the eye,
06:49less so.
06:50But it seems to be getting brighter.
06:52And it's also running backwards.
06:55Like it's not so much keeping time,
06:57but counting down to something.
06:59Yes.
06:59And look at the back.
07:00It's as though it fits into something.
07:03Almost like a key.
07:07Yes.
07:08Yes.
07:09Yes.
07:09Fascinating.
07:10Incredibly beautiful.
07:13My father once told me
07:15of a magical triangle
07:16stamped with the all-seeing eye.
07:17He said it gave its possessor
07:19extraordinary power.
07:20The power to control time.
07:23He calls it the triangle of light.
07:25Have you heard of it?
07:27No.
07:28No, I haven't.
07:33He always steered his own course.
07:37Your father.
07:39He was a great man.
07:44Would you like some port?
07:47It's really very fine.
07:49No.
07:50I can't help you, Lara.
07:53This clock truly is a mystery.
08:28There is a man who may be able to help you.
08:31I gave him your number.
08:32His name is Manfred Powell.
08:34You should see him.
08:36Well, thank you.
08:38I will.
08:39Goodbye, Lara.
08:40You take care.
08:45Fuck out.
08:49Fuck out.
08:51Fuck out.
09:05Forgive me.
09:17I'll see you next time.
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