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Cece se assume lésbica para sua tradicional família ítalo-americana durante o jantar de domingo.
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00:00Música
00:10Ecco il mio cuore
00:13I'm giving you all my love
00:19Sempre sarai cu il mio amore
00:23My darling, my angel, my darling
00:47Can I talk to you guys for a second?
00:50Please?
00:51Nothing good ever comes from that
00:52Are you in trouble with the law?
00:53No, I'm not in trouble with the law
00:55Well, you're definitely not pregnant
00:56Who's pregnant?
00:57Nobody's pregnant
00:58Well, you would keep it though, right?
01:00Pass the bread, will ya?
01:01Ma, honestly, I'm not pregnant
01:03Cece, would you just spit it out already?
01:05You're giving me arginine
01:06Stop eating all the meatballs, Joe
01:08I had two
01:09You're gonna sit there and act like you haven't eaten 12 meatballs?
01:12Oh, now I can't enjoy your mother's cooking?
01:13Go enjoy the treadmill, do me a favor
01:15Cece, you're worrying me
01:17It's really nothing bad, honestly
01:19She's a democrat
01:21Oh my god
01:23Can you all just shut up for two seconds?
01:26Hey, Andre
01:30Just keep an open mind
01:32And think before you respond
01:33Okay, you guys don't ever think
01:35You just say things
01:36What do you mean, say things?
01:37We don't say nothing
01:38You guys just
01:40I don't know
01:40You don't really have a filter
01:42Filter?
01:43What are you talking about?
01:44We got a pool filter
01:46She thinks you guys are racists
01:50I never said that
01:52We are not racists
01:53I used to work with them in construction
01:55Your uncle took a black girl to prom
01:59That's right
01:59See?
02:00Thank you, Joanne
02:01Congratulations on that
02:02Cece, why are you always trying to create problems that don't exist?
02:06I didn't say a word
02:07Take my daughter, for instance
02:08Now, I would never compare the two of you
02:10You're wildly different
02:12But I'm very proud of her
02:14She's got a career going
02:16She's got her head screwed on right
02:17And she don't think I'm a racist
02:20A career?
02:21What career?
02:22I haven't even finished school
02:23Yeah, but you're making the right moves
02:25You're in the right industry
02:26You just gotta find the right man
02:28Hmm, well, fuck that
02:29The right man's gotta find me
02:31The fuck are you cursing at the table for?
02:34You know, maybe you're gonna find a nice man at school
02:36Beauty school?
02:37They're all finook
02:38He's right, they're all gay
02:40Hmm
02:42So?
02:43So, I'm not gonna date a gay guy, Cece
02:46I know, but I'm just saying, like, them being gay
02:50What about it?
02:51Like, does it bother you that they're gay?
02:55Not really, no
02:56I mean, the beauty industry is full of gay men
02:59I don't care for it
03:00It's not the way God intended
03:02God? You haven't gone to church in years
03:04I go to midnight mass every Christmas
03:06And you're asleep before the altar servers make it to the end of the aisle
03:10The way I see it, what somebody does in the privacy of their own home
03:14That's their choice
03:15Okay, well, that's pretty nice of you, actually
03:17But I don't want to see it in public
03:20Right
03:21Joanne, pass the chicken cutlets, please
03:23Sure
03:24Okay, but if it's somebody you know and you can't avoid, what are you gonna do then?
03:28I don't know, Cece
03:29I never thought about it
03:30And don't go saying I'm a homophobe, because I'm not
03:33I just don't believe in it personally
03:37That's what being homophobic is, though
03:41Cece, we're just trying to have a nice dinner here
03:43I am, too
03:44I am, too
03:45I'm just saying that he's saying that that wasn't a homophobic comment
03:47But it was
03:49Jesus, I'm a racist, I'm a homo
03:51I can't do nothing right
03:54Homophobic, not a homo
03:55Cece, just let it go
03:56Angie, can we just move on from the gay stuff, all right?
03:59What do you gotta tell us?
04:29Nothing, I forgot
04:30Good
04:32Actually, no
04:32I just remembered
04:38Fuck, lost it again
04:39Oh, love of God
04:40Okay, fine, sorry
04:41I just remembered again
04:43Here's the thing
04:44There's a possibility
04:47Strong possibility
04:48It's actually 100% certain
04:52That I may be, in fact, gay
05:04Told you, Democrat
05:06You're gay?
05:08I mean, lesbian, gay, whatever word makes you feel good
05:11Yes, yes
05:11Which is it?
05:12Are you lesbian or you're gay?
05:13Make up your mind
05:14She's gay
05:15Oh my God
05:17You wanna be a boy?
05:18What in the
05:19How did you get there?
05:20You got your wish, Aunt Penina
05:21I lost my appetite
05:23This is a lot for me to take in right now
05:25Sure, I get that
05:26That's why we're having this conversation
05:28Because you probably have questions
05:30Yeah
05:31I got one
05:32You're still gonna marry a man, right?
05:34Do you know what a lesbian is?
05:36I do from porn
05:38But I didn't know they were real
05:39Oh my God
05:40Wait, are you telling me now you're watching porn?
05:43It's not like you're touching me
05:45Oh my God
05:45Please, Joe
05:46You're disgusting
05:47Like that?
05:48You're gonna talk in front of your father?
05:50You pig
05:51Do you have a girlfriend?
05:54No
05:55Well, do you want a girlfriend?
05:57Ideally, yeah
06:00Are you gonna have a gay wedding?
06:03What's a gay wedding?
06:04I don't know, Cece, you tell me
06:06I don't know
06:07How do you know this is in a phase?
06:09I just do, Ma
06:10I'm 27 years old
06:11I just know
06:12Hold on a second
06:12Have you ever been with a man?
06:15Well, no
06:15All right, then
06:16If you've never been with a man
06:18How do you know you're not straight?
06:20Have you ever been with a man?
06:21Absolutely fucking not
06:23Okay
06:23Well
06:25You know what?
06:26Cece
06:26It doesn't bother me
06:28Yes, Cece
06:29We always love you
06:30Right, Joe?
06:31Yeah
06:32Yeah
06:33I just worry about you is all
06:36It's a hard world out there for the gays
06:38Can we just finish our food
06:40And talk about the quibbles of the mind later?
07:00I can't take this silence
07:02Angie, throw on one of my records for me
07:15So what's going on with the boiler, Joe?
07:17I gotta call Richie tomorrow
07:18Gonna have to be replaced
07:20It's gonna cost you $10,000
07:21Oh, $10,000
07:23What are you talking about?
07:24It's 20 years old
07:25Exactly
07:25You gotta buy a new one
07:27I'll fix the boiler
07:29What are you fixing?
07:30You ain't fixing that
07:31I can take a look
07:32You can barely walk
07:33I can walk this time
07:35Oh, yes
07:36Don't forget to get the car in the spare
07:38Tell him people just like that
07:39Can't be
07:39You're not paying that extra
07:40I died
07:42I'm just thinking
07:45I wonder if you got that gay gene from your father
07:49You know, his whole side of the family was weird
07:52What the fuck is wrong with you?
07:55What the hell are you talking to?
07:57I'm talking to you
07:58Hey, watch yourself
07:59I'm all you got, Cece
08:01You really think I need you?
08:02Yeah
08:02I really, really do
08:04I've sat here for the last 10 minutes
08:06And watched you spew your bullshit
08:08And you want to tell me I need you
08:10Bullshit?
08:11What bullshit?
08:11I'm sitting here being nothing but supportive of you and your quirks
08:16See, right there
08:17Right there
08:18Everything that's come out of your mouth in the last 10 minutes
08:20Has been garlic and homophobia
08:22Hey, Cece
08:22If you don't like the way I talk or the things I say
08:25You ain't gotta live here
08:27Shut up
08:28No, no, you think this is the conversation I want to have while I'm trying to eat dinner
08:31In my house
08:33I live a simple life
08:35A simple existence
08:37And then you come along
08:39With your big words and your fancy concepts
08:43Just trying to make me feel stupid
08:45Well, it ain't happening
08:47Not here
08:50Somebody pass me the goddamn meatballs
09:03How many do you want?
09:05Just one
09:09What the hell are you doing?
09:11I'll be a fool I turned out to be
09:22Oh shit
09:23Oh my god
09:25Cece, what?
09:26No
09:26Dad
09:27Cece, oh come on
09:28No, lower, Cece, lower
09:30I don't know
09:31I don't know, lower, higher
09:32I don't know
09:37Three, two, one
09:53What the fuck is wrong with you?
09:56What the fuck is wrong with me?
09:58What the fuck is wrong with you?
10:00You tried to kill me
10:02I wasn't trying to kill you
10:03I was trying to stun you
10:04Well, I'm stunned
10:06Everybody relax
10:09Your daughter's homosexual and homicidal
10:12Jesus, dad, just give it up
10:14I'm not doing it
10:15Does it actually bother you that she's gay?
10:18I don't care
10:20I don't care, do you care?
10:22I don't care, dad
10:25I'll be dead soon anyways
10:27Well, there you go, Cece
10:28We don't care
10:31Great
10:33That's awesome
10:34Can we just get on with our dinner now, please?
10:38Yeah
10:47Thank God, you got an arm on you, Cece
10:50You really do
10:51Maybe you should take up softball
10:54Not because you're gay
10:55Because you're strong
10:56And you're gay
10:57She played for years as a kid
10:59Foundation is there
11:00I once met Mickey Mantle
11:02You never met Mickey Mantle
11:03Pop, that was Mickey Rourke
11:04Mickey Mantle and Yogi Bericho
11:06He's 107
11:09Let him believe what he wants
11:11What he wants
11:35A vision of the sun
11:38That's slowly rising
11:43Hailing little clouds
11:46At the horizon
11:47On the horizon
11:47The horizon
11:48A vision of the sun
11:49The horizon
11:49Obrigado.
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