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00:06Thank you for listening.
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02:03You looking for someone?
02:04Fuck, no, I...
02:05Sorry.
02:06Sorry.
02:14Oh.
02:29In my class, average actually means average.
02:33That is why 70% of you got a C-plus or lower.
02:37It's a fucking jock class.
02:39Like, why am I being forced to try?
02:40I probably failed.
02:41Oh, I definitely did.
02:43You think we can still drop it, bro?
02:45I can't.
02:46I need this for my major.
02:48Relax.
02:49Sure, your coach will convince Tolbert
02:51to get creative with your grading system.
02:53Um, jocks, so pretty, so entitled.
02:58Aren't you above stereotypes?
03:00Babe, I'm trying to be below one of those stereotypes.
03:04Maybe behind.
03:06And none of you star athletes should expect any special treatment.
03:09You knew what your practice schedule looked like
03:11before you signed up for this class, Mr. Maxwell.
03:13Hmm, me?
03:14No, I was just curious about, uh, extra credit opportunities
03:17to, you know, learn more.
03:19You can learn from your next assignment.
03:21Oral presentations.
03:23Oh.
03:23Okay.
03:24Yeah, definitely dropping it.
03:27Thanks.
03:29Perfect.
03:30Another D.
03:31So, how'd you do?
03:34No, I'm good.
03:35Girl.
03:36Really?
03:37Yeah, I-I-I wrote in, like, an hour or so.
03:42Fucking hell, you aced it?
03:44I knew it.
03:44Show me.
03:46Do you mind?
03:47What?
03:49Only you get to look at things that you shouldn't?
03:51Okay.
03:52Now that we got that covered,
03:53anybody want to hazard a guess
03:54as to what we will be discussing today?
04:01There goes your manic pixie dream boy.
04:03Stop.
04:04Dressed in coal's not my anything.
04:05It's not too late.
04:07It's not too late.
04:09You are intolerable.
04:11Did she do it?
04:11Did she talk to Justin Cole?
04:12No, no, she's too busy pining wistfully from afar.
04:16He has literally no idea who I am, okay?
04:17Am I supposed to just bling myself at him?
04:19Yes.
04:20Mona!
04:20I've said maybe two words to the guy,
04:22and they weren't even good words.
04:23Yana, you love his music,
04:24and you've been crushing on him for weeks.
04:26Mona!
04:26Soundchakes at five, you're on at nine, okay?
04:28Eight words, ever.
04:30Hey, Mona.
04:32Who's Mona?
04:33I think you.
04:37I'm not Mona.
04:38It is an M, though, right?
04:40Not even close.
04:41What do you want, Garrett Graham?
04:43Pedals to walk on?
04:44Maybe another fancy gym that costs thousands of dollars,
04:47even though the theater department is literally falling apart.
04:51So, uh, I failed that paper.
04:53Sounds like a lot of people did.
04:55And I was thinking it'd be great if I didn't fail again.
04:59So.
05:01Was there a question in there?
05:02There's a question.
05:03I don't think I heard a question.
05:05You guys are late for a scene study.
05:07All right, go.
05:07I'll see you at dinner.
05:09Bye, Mona.
05:11I need your help.
05:13Wow.
05:14What?
05:15You know, see, usually with questions, voices kind of go up at the end, and your voice didn't
05:20do that, so.
05:21Okay.
05:21Could you, pretty pleased with sugar on top, help me study so that I don't fail spectacularly?
05:27Better.
05:28But no.
05:30Come on.
05:31Do me a solid.
05:32I mean, you kind of owe me for that sneak peek.
05:34Okay, that was an honest mistake.
05:36Was it?
05:36I mean, tons of girls would have paid good money for the view you got, so.
05:40Okay, I'm scarred for life.
05:41If anything, you owe me.
05:43Well, I have to ace the oral presentation or I can't play.
05:46Okay, believe it or not, I have my own priorities that have nothing to do with fire hockey.
05:49Find another tutor, dude.
05:57I'm still 20 when I'm acting middle-aged.
06:00Same old conversation, all this small talk that I hate.
06:05And I never thought I'd say it, but I'm sick of everyone.
06:10I need to sweat it out.
06:12I need to have some fun.
06:15Get the cards, get the cards, get the cards to the club.
06:18Come to the dance and the boys come to love this.
06:21Pick in their lips, wishing they had their big boy hands all on my hips.
06:25Everybody's on some drugs
06:27Everybody wants some love
06:29I don't want shit
06:30I don't need to chase that hit
06:32As long as I got my boys and girls
06:35I'm rich
06:35Oh shit
07:10Hey, wanted to talk to me?
07:12If this is about being late
07:14I have a new idea for a shortcut
07:19Oh, oh, you have your bad news face
07:24It's your scholarship
07:26It's not happening this year
07:28What?
07:29Budget cuts don't even get me started
07:32No, we're three weeks into the semester
07:34How can...
07:35No, no, they can't, no
07:37We'll get you an appointment with the financial aid office
07:39They can help
07:40No, they're just gonna give me another work-study job
07:42I can barely do all my schoolwork as it is
07:46Oh my god
07:47Okay, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
07:48Don't stop breathing
07:50You need air to process and live
07:53Yeah, I also need money
07:55Is there another scholarship I could apply for?
07:57Another classical composition scholarship?
08:02I could switch concentrations
08:04Performance?
08:05Girl, we both know you're a much stronger composer than clarinetist
08:08And there's no money in classical
08:10Well, jazz, jazz
08:12I could write jazz
08:14Even less money, right?
08:16What do I do?
08:18And let's chat again on Monday after you've had a few days to sit with this
08:21Hey, Hannah
08:23We're gonna get through it, okay?
08:30I could write pop
08:31First place comes with a scholarship, right?
08:33Right, but
08:35You just said that I'm a stronger composer than clarinetist moments ago
08:38And I wrote an outstanding piece on pop harmonies in your music theory class freshman year
08:43I mean, your word outstanding
08:45It's true
08:46Not many people can write so eloquently about the harmonic vocal identities and the work of One Direction
08:52Yeah, see?
08:53Yeah, I can totally pop
08:54How hard can it be, really?
08:56Famous last words
08:57Because the competition, it's pretty steep, Hannah
09:00No, I can do this
09:01I will do this
09:06Okay
09:07Bring some ideas in the class
09:09We'll talk
09:10Okay
09:22Dean
09:25Dean
09:26Where you at?
09:30Dean
09:31Do not give me the silent treatment
09:33He's taking the world's longest shower
09:35Still
09:36At least the door's shut this time
09:39Logan
09:41Train's clogged again
09:42No shit
09:43Finish your fucking shower
09:44I'll come fix it
09:46Dean
09:47Come help with the kegs
09:48Told you
09:50I'll be right down
09:51Yeah, but when?
09:55You want me to come down naked, Tucker?
09:57Because I'll do it
09:58You sure will
09:59Never mind
10:01Forget I have
10:04Maybe Garrett will help
10:06Where the fuck is Garrett?
10:08Hmm
10:10Guys
10:16Hey, what's up, man?
10:17What's up, dude?
10:18Garrett
10:20Hey
10:23Yo, Garrett
10:24What's up, brother?
10:25What's up, brother?
10:26Can't wait for the evening
10:26to get tomorrow
10:28Hey, man
10:30Ladies
10:30Hey
10:31Hey
10:31Oh, look, it's serious
10:32Hey, man
10:33Hey, man
10:41Smells good, sir
10:42Thank you
10:46Dean
10:47Dean
10:47Dean
10:47Dude, can't you see I'm cooking, man?
10:50Hey, bro
10:51Just fix the shower
10:53Again
10:54Give you one guess
10:56Oh, jeez
10:56Well, that could be anyone
10:58Fuck, dude
10:59It's obviously yours, bud
11:01Don't look at me
11:02What?
11:03Okay, shower's sexy
11:04So what's the next time a drain
11:05gets clogged in this house
11:05so you can fix it?
11:06Yeah, like Dean's ever snaked a drain
11:08Have you ever snaked a drain?
11:10I know what snaking a drain is
11:11I mean, that counts, right?
11:13Hey, what are these dainty fucking sandwiches
11:15you're making tuck
11:15It's a house party
11:16We need dippables
11:18I'm sorry, did you just
11:19Yeah, he just said, uh, dippables?
11:21Dippables
11:22Dippables
11:23Okay
11:24Dippables
11:25Dippables
11:25Yeah, okay, okay, okay
11:26Okay, okay, okay
11:28Nothing for you, Logan
11:29If we're gonna make all my food
11:30Dude, that's beautiful, man
11:31They look great
11:33They'll be listening to
11:42Hey, can you play something
11:44from this millennium, please?
11:45This is a classic
11:54Would not have pegged you
11:56for an oldies guy
11:58Kendall
12:00Grant
12:03Got your refill
12:05One's my max
12:06My before game
12:08So strict
12:10Are you also strict about
12:12non-alcoholic kinds of fun?
12:17Like what?
12:28I'm so into you
12:30I can barely breathe
12:34And all I wanna do
12:36Is to fall in need
12:40Close ain't close enough
12:41Till we cross the line
12:45So name a game to play
12:47Hey, so for your pop showcase tour de force
12:50Are we feeling folklore vibes or mayhem?
12:52I don't know
12:53I feel like I'm more of a tailor than a GoPro
12:55You haven't fallen in love
12:57Enough times to be a tailor
12:58Yes, I have
12:59With who?
13:03Okay, fine
13:04Sadly, you never have crushes
13:06The fact that you are down bad
13:08for Justin Pohl
13:08is totally a sign
13:10that he's special
13:10So
13:11Be a tailor
13:12and do something about him
13:24Okay, have you seen him?
13:25He's so much easier to look at than talk to
13:28Fine, just because he can play the guitar
13:30and has tiny tattoos
13:32doesn't make him some untouchable rock god
13:35What are you afraid of?
13:39I don't know
13:39Okay, maybe I talk to him
13:41and his accent makes me melt
13:43And it goes terribly
13:45Or he's just not interested
13:47And then I never feel this way
13:49about anyone ever again
13:50Or maybe
13:54Or maybe
13:59I'm not you, Ali
14:00I can't just find a husband
14:02day one of college
14:03I can't talk to a guy
14:05like it's no big deal
14:06I walked in on Garrett Graham
14:08in the shower
14:09and I fell over a laundry cart
14:10You did what?
14:11I don't want to talk about it
14:12You saw Garrett Graham naked?
14:15What did he look like?
14:16He looks naked
14:18and then I fell
14:19which is my point
14:20I can't do this
14:22Okay, I have an idea
14:23Literally everyone's going
14:25to a black party tomorrow
14:26including Justin, probably
14:28When's an easier time
14:29to talk to a guy
14:30than a party?
14:30Well, I don't like parties
14:32but you love music
14:34No, I need to work
14:35on my showcase song
14:37That's an excuse
14:38and you know it
14:38No, it's not
14:39I want to present
14:40a demo in my class next week
14:42It's a whole and all-nighter
14:43I'm spending the night
14:44at Sean's anyway
14:44You'll have the place to yourself
14:46No, but...
14:47No, Hannah
14:48I'm not letting you off the hook
14:48this time
14:50If you want to be a tailor
14:51you have to take a risk
14:52I want you to be a tailor
14:54I'm so weedy-o
14:56So weedy-o
15:02Weedy-o
15:02I'm so weedy-o
15:07Weedy-o
15:08Weedy-o
15:10I want you like the pills
15:12behind the counter that hit
15:13I want you so bad
15:15my fingers shook with it
15:16and we did it
15:17All of the money in the world
15:19But all the money in the world
15:20I couldn't buy us this
15:22Can somebody else
15:24If we're here in the kitchen
15:26We don't want to do it with them
15:28The same
15:29We don't have any money
15:30We don't want to be able to do it
15:32The things that we're doing
15:33They don't know what we will
15:35I change my head
15:36You change your clothes
15:38My G-tattoos
15:40They feel like home
15:41Kiss me till my lips are bruised
15:44I promise no one's watching me
15:47Not just a body
15:49Somebody would have bought
15:50You're somebody to me
15:54Not just a body
15:55Somebody would have bought
15:57You want your body on me
16:00Not just a body
16:01You're somebody
16:02Not just a body
16:03You're somebody to me
16:06Not just a body
16:08You're somebody
16:08Would have bought
16:09You want your body on me
16:12Feels down again
16:13It might take you by surprise
16:15My box is short
16:17So scary
16:18I could drive in
16:18I change my head
16:20You change your clothes
16:21My G-tattoos
16:23They feel like home
16:24People talk
16:26But I don't care
16:27Saving you
16:28All your things
16:29Through my head
16:31People talk
16:32I know they do
16:34Let's let them talk
16:35About me
16:38Not a body
16:40Not a body
16:42You're somebody to me
17:05I've missed you
17:13I've missed you
17:14a practice yeah no it's um it's not a judgment i just i missed you
17:27did you miss me um wow okay because i misread this
17:37no well i mean yeah you kind of did but
17:41you know kendall i've been very upfront my whole life is morning workouts class practice repeat
17:47the whole team has practice garrett okay they still have lives yeah i mean well none of them
17:52were drafted by the bruins so you're special what that's not no i was just made captain so
18:00the bruins are watching every game how i play how i behave i can't lose focus so like i said
18:07before all i can offer is casual yeah well i don't want that anymore okay i want to be
18:14your girlfriend why okay i mean like what i mean is i what's my favorite band my major how
18:26do i like my coffee what's my mother's name look i don't know any of those answers about
18:35you either so maybe you just want to be with the guy headed to the nhl or you've deluded
18:42yourself into thinking that i'm someone i never pretended to be but um either way you deserve
18:49better fuck you yeah fuck me
19:14all right there's a lot of hype around these young guys the bruins are putting a lot of faith
19:17a lot of stock in garrett graham he has the ability and the potential to be a generational
19:23player wow really garrett is the type of player who has that tenacity but i'm betting that garrett
19:29garrett graham proves me right
19:30if you got a lady and you want her gone but you ain't got the guts
19:38she keeps me and that you're not any day
19:41i want to try and let the suck
19:46man
19:49come on
19:51hey
19:58that was a good one that was a good one
20:03oh i take it back
20:10move move move move come on come on
20:12move move come on come on
20:32We weren't dating we kind of were yeah you and Kendall have been hooking up all semester
20:38House says aye, nay, nay, okay Dean agrees with you which kind of just proves that you're wrong fuck
20:46You know I I don't have to take this slander. I am a responsible upstanding member of society
20:50Dean
20:54I'll be ready in 30 minutes
20:5730 minutes?
20:58Maybe an hour?
20:59That's ambitious
21:00He gets a half hour if he's any longer than that we're leaving without him
21:03Thanks Doug
21:03Yes sir
21:08Is your dad?
21:11Yeah
21:15Yeah he's got a new girlfriend wants me to meet her
21:17Ah
21:19That's inevitable, right?
21:26Look I know he can be a dick
21:28No he's more than a dick
21:29Okay
21:31But he's still your dad
21:36All he cares about is hockey
21:38You know I only matter because I am him
21:42I'm just a mini fucking Phil Graham
21:44Yeah man I mean all you'd have to do is win a Stanley cup
21:47A Norris trophy or two
21:49Spend more time in your hair than a Kardashian and bam yeah you're just like him
21:55Hey
21:57Your dad was great
21:58Everybody knows it
22:01But no one is expecting you to be him
22:06He is
22:08All our parents have expectations G
22:11Shit I'd kill for my dad to even be into hockey let alone a damn legend
22:15All right
22:16But we're not doing this for them
22:20We're doing this because we love it
22:23Right?
22:31Yeah
22:33Thanks man
22:34Take a shower you smell like shit
23:01Fine
23:03You're in here
23:04I can't pull an all-nighter in my room
23:07I'll fall asleep
23:08Fair enough
23:09How's it coming?
23:11I have a melody
23:12No lyrics though
23:14Well that's great
23:15That's like halfway done right?
23:17No not really
23:18Lyrics are kind of a big thing in pop
23:20That's why classical is easier
23:22Dude I have seen your sheet music
23:24Classical is not easier
23:27Definitely is
23:29Well have you ever written a pop song before?
23:32Not since high school
23:33I don't come back to you
23:35Just writing a bike
23:38Yeah maybe
23:40Hey
23:42Be nice to my friend Hannah
23:44You just started writing
23:45These things take time right?
23:50What if I can't?
23:51Al
23:52What if I write a terrible song
23:54And I fail a pop showcase
23:56And I can't afford my tuition next semester
23:59You know like what if you're right
24:01If I don't fall in love
24:03I can't be a tailor that can write a perfect song about love and life and heartbreak
24:08Hey hey you are setting the bar way too high
24:11I mean of course you're gonna fall in love someday
24:15Maybe it'll be with Justin
24:17Maybe someone else
24:20I've just been staring at this blank page all night and I have literally no idea what it should be
24:25about
24:27What did you write about in high school?
24:29What?
24:29You said you wrote in high school
24:32What did you write about?
24:39Hannah?
24:40Uh
24:41Nothing
24:43It's dumb
24:47Well
24:48Something will come to you
24:50Okay?
24:51Just give it time
24:52Yeah
24:55Hey
24:56Out of curiosity
24:57You weren't supposed to open the balloons today right?
25:04Shit
25:29There you are
25:31Sorry Bella
25:32Well time
25:33I ain't as young as I fucking used to be
25:36I know I can't handle this all on my own you know
25:38Oh no I'm sorry
25:39I'm sorry
25:40Hey
25:40See you there
25:41Back to the game
25:44Hi
25:44Oh yeah you like it
25:45I have to make something you can borrow it
25:50Uh hello
25:53Hi
25:55Hi
25:56Hi
25:57Picking up a takeaway order for Justin Cobb
26:00Y-yeah no I-I know who you are
26:04We've spoken kind of
26:06Um
26:07Your-your band is really good
26:09Ah yeah thanks
26:11I'm not like a creepy soccer fan or anything
26:14I-I-I work here so I've heard you
26:17Say good
26:17The uniform
26:20Right
26:23Carried a watermelon
26:25What?
26:26It's-I-I dirty dancing
26:28Um
26:29Jennifer Grey's this really awkward moment with Patrick Swasey
26:32When I-
26:34Sorry never mind
26:35Yeah obviously I work here
26:36Haha
26:38Look I'm kind of in a rush
26:39Can I-
26:39Oh my god yeah
26:40Yeah. Yeah sorry
26:41Thank you
26:43Bye
26:46Smooth
26:47I carried a watermelon
26:49Anyone ever tell you that eavesdropping is rude?
26:52Did anyone ever tell you that your references are dated?
26:54It's a classic.
26:55I just came over here to see if we could place an order.
26:58Or is it like a self-serve kind of day?
27:00I'll be right with you.
27:03You know, you shouldn't fawn over him.
27:05What?
27:05That guy. You're too available.
27:07Like the girls throwing themselves at you over there.
27:09That's a different scenario.
27:11I don't do girlfriends. They know that.
27:12Okay, well, congratulations, Casanova.
27:14But I don't need your help.
27:16Refill?
27:17Yeah, please.
27:20What if I paid you?
27:21I was to take your dating advice.
27:23Take a tutor, me, nerd.
27:25You could just ask my name.
27:27Usually, girls just tell me.
27:30Come on, I'll pay you anything.
27:31You're the only one who got an A on that paper.
27:33So?
27:35So, I need to play.
27:36Why? Because you get off on beating people up?
27:39What?
27:41Hockey is the only non-combat sport
27:42that doesn't eject its players for fighting.
27:44It celebrates it.
27:45When a team is down and points in actual strategies
27:48to pick a fight for morale.
27:52Sorry.
27:52I'm sure you're not a bad guy.
27:54I just don't like hockey.
27:57Yeah.
27:59Yeah.
28:10Yeah.
28:17Hey.
28:18Just talk to him.
28:20You'll be all right.
28:24Papa Graham.
28:25De Laurentiis.
28:27Great hit of McManus last week.
28:29Bet that kid felt it in his bones.
28:31Hey, you know.
28:31Gotta keep my boy's back.
28:33I like it.
28:34Tucker, you're looking good out there.
28:36You're really finding your rhythm with the line.
28:37Thanks, Mr. Graham.
28:39We'll see you in the stands this afternoon.
28:40Wouldn't miss it.
28:44Mr. Graham.
28:45Logan.
28:46Looking handsome as ever.
28:48You too, man.
28:49Good to see you.
28:57I saw that you made captain.
29:00About time.
29:03I'm a junior.
29:04Ah.
29:05Better late than never.
29:08Did you drive all the way out here to congratulate me
29:10or make me feel like I fucked up somehow?
29:11Look, I tried calling you earlier,
29:13but you don't answer.
29:16I'm not here to fight.
29:17Can we just go inside?
29:19No.
29:19No thanks.
29:21Garrett.
29:22Dad.
29:23Fine.
29:25Cindy and I are getting married.
29:30You've been dating for, like, two seconds.
29:33Six months.
29:34That's not any better.
29:35Does she even fucking know you?
29:37Watch it.
29:38I don't have any time for this.
29:39We have a game today.
29:40I know.
29:41Eastwood.
29:41Our biggest rivals.
29:43She wants to meet you.
29:44Your timing is fucking shit.
29:45If you would just see it.
29:46I didn't answer my phone
29:47because I don't want to talk to you.
29:49You told me your news.
29:50Congratulations.
29:50I'll see you at the wedding.
29:51Make you a man and make you a honeymoon.
29:54Boy.
29:54Real.
29:55Boy.
30:01Please welcome
30:02your very own
30:05Ryder!
30:06Oh!
30:09Oh!
30:10Oh!
30:12Oh!
30:13Oh!
30:15Oh!
30:31I think he has the potential, honestly, to have a bigger impact than Phil ever had.
30:36All right.
30:36I can't wait to hear what Phil has to say about that.
30:39I just part mine.
30:41I mean, I'm just getting rich or nothing.
30:45I can't wait to hear what Phil has to say about that.
30:46I'm down the street from the Denzel estate
30:48Right around the corner from the face of my head
30:50Baby, please drop me
30:53No, money ain't everything
30:54Fuckin' we still
30:55Eric Graham is a bigger player
30:58I think he can play that mean physical game
31:00But he needs to be consistent
31:03What do you know, G?
31:07Hey, come on, bro!
31:08Get your head in it!
31:11This ain't a tour, it's a tournament
31:12If I was stuck in a room with your shit, I'll repeat
31:14His dad certainly taught him everything he knows, right?
31:17Phil Graham's physicality was brutal
31:19I mean, he's always on the warpath
31:20Making daddy proud, Graham?
31:37It's the board of our heads
31:39Let Phil Graham hit the bar
31:45I am curious to see what kind of player
31:47Garrett Graham turns out to be
31:56He said that?
31:57You know, Garrett doesn't do the girlfriend thing
32:00He also doesn't do the repeat hookup thing
32:01He's been hooking up since summer
32:03Whatever, good friends
32:04And honestly, he's playing like shit
32:06Yo, Graham's playing like shit
32:08I told you they're fucking losers
32:11Let's hope they keep at it
32:12We'll destroy them
32:13Hell yeah
32:14Let me get some of that, Delaney
32:15Got you, bro
32:30Let me get some of that, Delaney
32:30Let me get some of that
32:36Let me get some of that
32:36Let me get some of that
32:36Let me get some of that
32:36Let me get some of that
32:37Let me get some of that
32:37Let me get some of that
32:37Let me get some of that
32:38Let me get some of that
32:38Let me get some of that
33:13Hey, Garrett!
33:16Hey, the game's not over!
34:07I was justified when I was five
34:11Raising cane, that's me in your eye
34:15Times are changing now, the boogie's fast
34:18But the fever's gonna catch you when the bitch gets back
34:29Eating it on a Friday night, that's all right
34:33I even like steak on a setting night
34:37I could fix the fence, just throw your juice
34:40I could hide the evening sipping pots of glue
34:47I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch, you're the bitch who's back
34:51Stone cold, sober, as a matter of fact
34:55I can binge, I can binge, cause I'm better than you
34:58It's the way that I do, it's the way that I do
35:02I entertain by picking brains
35:13Sell my soul by dropping things
35:16I don't like those, my God, what's that?
35:20Oh, it's full of nasty habits when the bitch gets back
35:32I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch, you're the bitch who's back
35:36Stone cold, sober, as a matter of fact
35:40I'm a bitch, I can binge, cause I do
35:43Logan, Logan, here we go, here we go
35:47Pitch up
35:50Touchdown
35:55Yes
35:56Yes
36:05Welcome back, man
36:07Yeah, I thought we lost you for a minute there
36:12I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch who's back
36:16Stone cold, sober, as a matter of fact
36:19I can binge, I can binge, cause I'm better than you
36:23It's the way that I move
36:25It's the way that I do
36:29Hey, hey, hey, hey
36:54It's not on the one, it's not the mambo
36:56It's a feeling, a heartbeat
36:58I need you
37:00Go go, go go
37:04Go go
37:05Go go
37:07Go go
37:07Try somewhere
37:10Go go
37:12Go go
37:13Go go
37:13Close your eyes
37:15What are you doing?
37:17Watching a movie
37:17I mean, why are you in bed?
37:20Because I'm watching a movie?
37:22We talked about this, you promised
37:27Sean, convince Hannah to go
37:28You're gonna come out with us
37:29You know, Sean, tell Ollie I have zero interest
37:31Also, I've had a long day and I'm watching a movie
37:33No, you're watching Dirty Dancing, which means you're burrowing
37:36Hi, babe
37:36Good to see you, too
37:38Whatever
37:38Hi, I love you
37:39No, convince Hannah to come out
37:41It's block party, Hannah
37:42You know, if you don't give an ass, she'll just keep at it until you do
37:45And if you still don't, she'll text you all night distracting you
37:47Ah, well, the power of do not disturb
37:50Doesn't matter, she's coming
37:55I don't... what just happened?
37:57Justin Cole just happened
37:59Dexter's already there
38:00And so is Justin fucking Cole
38:01And he's there alone, which means Hannah's gonna slide right in
38:03No, no, I have nothing to wear
38:05Okay, well, that's not even remotely true
38:08Come on, I'll pick out your outfit, you just do your makeup
38:11Really try to look hot, Hannah
38:12Do I not normally?
38:15You just look... Sean, help me
38:17I plead the fifth
38:19Fine, okay, I'll do your makeup too
38:21Just hustle
38:22Before Justin leaves
38:45Oh, ew!
38:47Yes, bitch!
38:49That is what I'm talking about, honey!
38:51Hey!
38:51Okay, um, don't look now, but Justin is right
38:54I just said don't look now
39:00Well, now you have to go over there
39:01No, I-I talked to him earlier
39:03He's not good
39:04No, no, no
39:05Just stop, stop thinking this
39:06No, this is why we pre-game
39:08Now, put on your big girl pants and go talk to him
39:10I mean, I can get us more shots if you need them, girl
39:12Look how courage
39:12Hey!
39:13Make your pressure
39:14How was that?
39:14You wanna spend from high school without me tea?
39:16You're not pressuring Hannah to drink in public
39:18You're only pressuring Hannah to finally talk to Justin fucking Cole
39:22Right?
39:24Fine, but can we dance, babe?
39:26Oh, yeah we can
39:27Let me give you
39:40Wow, this is awesome!
39:42Thank you so much
39:49You know, if you pick your head up three inches, there's a party.
39:54The, uh, waitress from Malone's, what's her name?
39:57It's Hannah.
39:59What?
40:01Idiot.
40:02Dude, she's waited on us like 17,000 times.
40:05Who, she has?
40:06Yeah, you seriously haven't noticed her?
40:11All right, we're doing shots.
40:13We're doing shots, boys.
40:14All right, guys.
40:15Come on.
40:16Bro, I'm watching you spill it.
40:17Give me a shot.
40:17Come on, buddy.
40:18Have some faith.
40:19Jeez.
40:19Thank you very much.
40:20Just take your tampon out and relax.
40:22Okay.
40:23Yep.
40:24A little bit of luck going on.
40:25Ooh.
40:26Thanks.
40:28Oh.
40:29You drinking tonight, G?
40:32Uh, yeah.
40:32Okay.
40:33So it seems.
40:34Okay.
40:35Here's to me, here's to you.
40:37Fuck the rest.
40:37Where by are you?
40:38That's her name.
40:39That's her.
40:39Come on.
40:40Good one, Dini.
40:40Get in your shoes, boy.
40:43Say it with you.
40:44And I'm thinking something took on you.
40:47But then you told me to leave.
40:49But then I don't want to leave.
40:51And you lost a bit, so I didn't want to leave.
40:55And if you gave me a kiss, I was calling me to death.
41:00Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
41:08Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, I don't want to live by the fan.
41:16Thank you so much!
41:32Hello
41:46All yours princess
42:16Hello
42:18Okay, you're ready?
42:19No, I'm not
42:20Don't worry
42:21We'll be watching
42:22Perfect
42:23Okay, give me your coat
42:25Okay
42:28You got this
42:29You got it, go
42:36Hey
42:36Stop it
42:50Yeah, one, two, two, one
42:54Hey, you okay?
42:58Yeah, uh, the, um, uh, the, the grand, um, stupid cheers
43:05Okay
43:07I think we got off on the wrong foot earlier
43:09I'm a musician too, writer, not performer
43:14It's sick, yeah, what kind of stuff do you have?
43:17Uh, classical, mostly
43:19Yeah, classical
43:20Yeah, but I, but I'm, I'm trying out other styles too
43:23Like, pop, folk, R&B, uh, rock, electronic, uh, but mostly pop though and
43:32Wellesie
43:33Classical
43:35Garrett?
43:36Babe, I am always telling you to wear your jacket, you never do
43:40Oh
43:41No
43:43What?
43:45Hey
43:46I'm, uh
43:47I know you are, man
43:48Yeah, you an island at Eastwood today
43:49Yeah, thanks, man
43:51No worries
43:52What, you're a hockey fan?
43:54Uh, yeah, my, uh, my dad played
43:56You know, nothing like Phil Graham
43:58But, uh, yeah, we'd watch together
44:03You are Johanna, right?
44:05Yeah.
44:07Anna Wells.
44:11Right.
44:12Now, it was nice to meet you.
44:14Yeah.
44:15Oh, okay.
44:20See you around.
44:21Sweet.
44:22Yeah.
44:25Who the hell was that?
44:26And how do you suddenly know my name?
44:28Don't worry about it.
44:29And you're welcome.
44:31Four.
44:32Now Jacob knows who you are.
44:33Justin.
44:34Whatever.
44:36Look, guys like that only want what someone else has,
44:39especially when that someone is a Briarview athlete.
44:43You really have a healthy opinion of yourself, don't you?
44:45I actually thought that was pretty modest.
44:47I could have said starting center, team captain,
44:49highest scorer for two seasons straight.
44:52Oh, fuck.
44:54It worked, didn't it?
45:08Why do you care?
45:09I haven't been particularly nice to you.
45:13You're a music major, right?
45:17I saw your Instagram.
45:20You, uh, you sort of disappear when you play.
45:27I don't mean that in a bad way.
45:29I mean, uh, you love it.
45:32I can tell.
45:34Don't you love hockey like that?
45:38I don't know.
45:41It's just something I've always done to impress my dad.
45:48And does it?
45:51Nothing impresses him.
45:53Not really.
45:56What about your mom?
46:02She, um...
46:04Uh, she died.
46:07A while back.
46:09Cancer.
46:11Oh, I didn't know.
46:13Look.
46:17I don't believe in favors or shortcuts.
46:21I don't want to pass this class because somebody handed me the grade.
46:24I want to earn it.
46:26And I'm pretty sure you're the only one that can help me do that.
46:31So what?
46:32I help you study for the midterm,
46:34and you play my fake boyfriend to get Justin's attention?
46:39Something like that.
46:41I ain't still have to pay me.
46:44Obviously.
46:55Don't forget.
46:58I'm not your girl, Graham.
47:01This is my dance space.
47:02This is your dance space.
47:04I don't go into yours.
47:04You don't come into mine.
47:06You've seen Dirty Dancing.
47:08That's my mom's favorite movie.
47:12Still a dated reference, though.
47:14Asshole.
47:15I see.
47:16Hey, this is why this is perfect.
47:18You're not interested in me,
47:20and I'm not interested in a relationship.
47:22So this arrangement is mutually beneficial?
47:26Purely transactional.
47:29So?
47:31Ah!
47:37Deal.
47:55For this plan to work,
47:56we have to sell it.
47:59If we're going to be fake dating,
48:00there needs to be real kissing.
48:02Whoa, easy.
48:03I just met you.
48:04What are we going to do?
48:05Hold hands?
48:05Do you seriously think
48:06that's going to get Justin's attention?
48:08Is he looking?
48:09No.
48:15He's looking now.
48:20This won't make your friendship weird at all?
48:22We're going to convince anyone
48:23that we're hooking up.
48:24You can't blush
48:25whenever I come near you.
48:26Get over yourself.
48:27I don't blush.
48:28Oh, yeah?
48:31See?
48:32Nothing.
48:33Not bad.
48:38Me and you in the ruins.
48:40That's the dream, right?
48:41Garrett Graham doesn't do girlfriends.
48:43What's really going on?
48:45Oh, my God.
48:46Justin's here.
48:47Be cool.
48:48You're with me.
48:49He is not just some random guy
48:51I want to hook up with.
48:52He is a talented musician
48:53who I respect.
48:55Why don't you tell me
48:56what you think the song's about?
48:58Like, being in love with someone
48:59who doesn't see you.
49:02She's not my girlfriend.
49:03But you clearly want her to be.
49:10You're not taking us this seriously.
49:13Watch the player,
49:14not the punk.
49:15What the hell does that mean?
49:16It means, trust me.
49:46Dance, I ask the world,
49:47dance, I am dancing with myself.
49:51Dancing with myself.
49:54Dancing with myself.
49:57But there's nothing I'm losing.
49:59There's nothing to prove.
50:00I am dancing with myself.
50:03Swat, swat, swat.
50:06Swat, swat, swat.
50:10Swat, swat, swat, swat.
50:12I looked all over the world
50:18And there's every type of girl
50:21But your empty eyes seem to pass me by
50:24You left me dancing with myself
50:27So let's sink another drink
50:30It'll give me time to think
50:33If I had a chance I'd ask the world to dance
50:37I'd be dancing, dancing
50:39Dancing with myself
50:43Dancing with myself
50:45If I had a chance I'd ask the world to dance
50:49If I had a chance I'd ask the world to dance
50:52If I had a chance I'd ask the world to dance
51:10You
52:08You
52:38You
53:08You
53:25You
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