00:00Dad, you see the dentist hitting on me today?
00:01No, I didn't see the dentist.
00:02She's married and everything.
00:03Okay, well I'm sure she wasn't hitting.
00:05Don't say anything to her husband though.
00:06I don't even know who her husband is.
00:07Okay, but if you find out who he is later, like, don't say.
00:09She wasn't hitting on you.
00:10She said I have a nice smile.
00:11She's a dentist.
00:12It's kind of her job for me.
00:13I flirted back a little bit.
00:14You flirted back with her.
00:15I was like, you're the one making me smile.
00:16You said that.
00:17Then I did like this.
00:18And what is that?
00:19That's supposed to be you hitting on her?
00:20Then she told the whole staff that I was strong.
00:21So Derek, I said I could take my shirt off if you want.
00:24Why?
00:24Why?
00:24See how strong I really am.
00:26I hope you really didn't.
00:26I said I love you better than any man has ever loved you.
00:28Tell me you really didn't say that to you.
00:30I meant that.
00:30Why would you think that's okay?
00:31I do that one thing that you and mom are telling me about.
00:33Wow, I think I made a few.
00:34You know what I'm talking about?
00:35Yes, I know what you're talking about.
00:36I called her husband too.
00:37Wait, how did you?
00:37I told him me and Michelle were in love and he was to pack his things and be out in
00:40the morning.
00:40Where was I when all this happened?
00:41I told him that me and Michelle did that one thing that you and mom told me about.
00:43What's wrong with you?
00:44Like when a man loves a woman and they take their...
00:46Like something is wrong with you.
00:47I said to make him mad.
00:48Why?
00:48She gently grabbed my hand, turned off my phone, and said that I have to get a new dentist.
00:53I'm not allowed to go back to that office anymore.
00:59She said to tell you guys that.
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