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00:00:15Okay, time to move, Cinder Lila.
00:00:17Don't even think about asking for money to pay for your college tuition.
00:00:21You promised to pay with what he left for me.
00:00:23You promised on his deathbed.
00:00:26Your father is dead.
00:00:28Go pack up your things and get out of my house.
00:00:32Now!
00:00:38You can always crash with me.
00:00:41My place has been so empty since Mark done me.
00:00:43I was just really looking forward to sophomore year.
00:00:47Freshman year was really hard because of my dad being sick.
00:00:50And I have to find $60,000 before the end of summer, what, drop out and be homeless?
00:00:56I just feel like my life is over.
00:00:59Do you have anything to sell?
00:01:05My virginity.
00:01:07I know you're not talking about Sugar Daddy.
00:01:10Sugardaddies.com
00:01:15Now, interns from all over the world will be visiting our country.
00:01:18When they return home, they will speak of people of warmth and good will.
00:01:25No, no, it's no good.
00:01:34An American intern for an international scandal.
00:01:37How perfect.
00:01:58Shit.
00:02:01Oh.
00:02:03Milo.
00:02:06Oh, my God, you did it.
00:02:10Lila, your virginity is worth more than $60,000.
00:02:18Yeah, you're right.
00:02:19Just let me take it down.
00:02:23Lila, give me your phone.
00:02:27Shane, $1,000,000?
00:02:30What if $1,000,000 could solve all of my problems?
00:02:33What if I don't want to wait for the perfect man to deflower me?
00:02:37What if I want fun and sex and adventure and to finally take control of my life?
00:02:57Oh, my God, Lila, no.
00:03:01Oh, my God, Lila, no.
00:03:12I'm going to change the car, a jet, tomorrow morning, 9 a.m., a suit.
00:03:15Okay.
00:03:16I have one condition.
00:03:18What's that?
00:03:19I'm bringing a companion.
00:03:33Ah, welcome, Miss Lila, and your companion.
00:03:41Shane.
00:03:43Sure.
00:03:43I am Caleb, the younger brother of Rami.
00:03:48Nice to meet you.
00:03:49Shall we toast?
00:03:52Yeah.
00:03:56To youth, purity, and euphoria by the Persian Gulf.
00:04:02Wait, Persian Gulf?
00:04:03Isn't there, like, a war going on?
00:04:06Only if we want there to be.
00:04:08Wait, who are you really?
00:04:10You'll see.
00:04:21My brother, Rami, won't summon you.
00:04:25He likes to be desired, hunted, served.
00:04:30It takes a certain amount of skill to seduce him.
00:04:33More importantly, you are an American intern at the International Goodwill Program.
00:04:40Understood?
00:04:42Understood.
00:04:44Rami works at the palace, so you are to act accordingly.
00:04:48Uh, yeah.
00:04:50So who is he, anyways?
00:04:53Someone who's rich, dumb, picky.
00:04:56Good luck trying to seduce a traditional man, a California girl.
00:05:12Good luck trying to seduce a traditional man, a California girl.
00:05:17Good luck trying to seduce him.
00:05:27The International Goodwill Program
00:05:35Hi, I'm Rami.
00:05:38Welcome to our country.
00:05:40I'm here to guide you and instruct you.
00:05:42Please, have a seat.
00:05:54where do we begin um this book is very interesting it was written by a famous scholar
00:06:04tell us all about the history of our kingdom how interesting um are there any other interns here
00:06:16no i wanted you all to myself how about a documentary
00:06:35the history of our country goes back thousands of years it is a rich history a deep history
00:06:42a history of people whose warmth and generosity of spirit have withstood centuries of war
00:06:47famine and drought today the resilient people of our country are led by our majesty king amen
00:06:55the queen is really pretty
00:06:59yes she was my mother's best friend she was
00:07:05my mom sharon died giving birth to me they say i look a lot like her i'm so sorry
00:07:19my mom died when i was 10 and then my dad just passed away about a month ago so
00:07:25i know
00:07:28i'm sorry too
00:07:36wait is that your mom yes and the one on her right is me you
00:07:57having a good time wasting my time
00:08:01rami is an actual royal prince when did you plan on telling me what's your agenda why am i here
00:08:06why me
00:08:07so many questions you americans
00:08:11and i don't want to be involved in anything fishy to be clear
00:08:15i bought you you work for me do you want to get fired and return to your country empty-handed
00:08:22you have one job to do okay any more questions get you further involved to be clear
00:08:30do you really think a prince lacks women for sex he wants more than that it takes skills to satisfy
00:08:38a freak
00:08:39rummy is not a freak
00:08:42aww
00:08:43you're falling in love
00:08:46very well
00:08:48you can enjoy your prince for today but
00:08:51tomorrow night
00:08:53you're gonna follow him here
00:08:55to see his true nature
00:08:59maybe learn a thing or two
00:09:23hi i'm zach
00:09:25rami's friend rami's only friend
00:09:28i have other friends
00:09:30no you don't
00:09:31those are all royals
00:09:32nice to meet you i'm lila
00:09:39a royal can make some coffee okay
00:09:42real coffee
00:09:43not americano
00:09:45what do you do sir
00:09:47i'm a geologist
00:09:48what do you uh
00:09:50geologize
00:09:51lately i've been looking for a piece of lost treasure for rami
00:09:55it belongs to our neighboring kingdom
00:09:57the treasure we took from them hundreds of years ago
00:10:00peace treaty says we were to return it last month
00:10:02but mom and dad
00:10:03the king and queen
00:10:05said that we can't find it
00:10:07and now we're on the brink of war
00:10:09wait your two kingdoms are on the brink of war over a piece of old lost treasure
00:10:14it was owned by one of their ancestors
00:10:16princess vita
00:10:17they think that my ancestor
00:10:19kidnapped and imprisoned her here in this palace until she died
00:10:22so there's that
00:10:25bad blood
00:10:26now if we can't find a treasure and return it
00:10:28rami will have to marry their princess hannah
00:10:32or missiles will fly
00:10:34what is the piece of treasure
00:10:36what does it look like
00:10:38glad you asked
00:10:42a black rock
00:10:44a diamond
00:11:08this
00:11:09is only antique left by princess vita
00:11:12it's been said that there's a clue inside which leads to the heart of the earth
00:11:16but i've never been able to open it
00:11:18that sounds broken
00:11:20just crack it open like an egg
00:11:22and destroy whatever's inside
00:11:24no way
00:11:26it's a puzzle
00:11:30it's a maze ball
00:11:44you did it
00:11:45oh my god
00:11:47i can't believe it
00:11:48you did it
00:11:55thank you
00:12:00but there's something inside
00:12:28It's a map.
00:12:31Oh my gosh, I gotta go.
00:12:33I need to talk to my old professor.
00:12:36Wait, is that, can I come to you?
00:12:39Yeah, let's go.
00:12:52Do you want to hang out tonight?
00:12:58Uh, I...
00:13:02I have a place tonight.
00:13:11I love you.
00:13:12My body's moving to the beat.
00:13:15I don't know.
00:14:06I don't know.
00:14:13Oh, girl, didn't tell me you had a straight ride.
00:14:17No.
00:14:19I want this one.
00:14:20I want this one.
00:14:41I want this one.
00:15:12I want this one.
00:15:44I want this one.
00:15:44I want this one.
00:16:15Didn't you hear that about him?
00:16:18I think I believe the same thing.
00:16:22What are you, a virgin?
00:16:25Viper, we need to leave.
00:16:27Right now.
00:16:37Viper, we need to leave.
00:16:53We need to...
00:17:00We're going in...
00:17:01No?
00:17:02I don't know.
00:17:03I know.
00:17:10I don't know.
00:17:12I think I don't know.
00:17:12I care.
00:17:13I characters.
00:17:13And they don't know.
00:17:13I don't know.
00:17:17I can do that.
00:17:18I don't know.
00:17:28What were you guys doing back there?
00:17:30What were you guys doing?
00:17:31We were working hard to break you free from an arranged marriage.
00:17:35You're welcome, your royal highness.
00:17:37We found where the map leads.
00:17:40Where?
00:17:43We found where the map leads.
00:17:47Where?
00:17:47Why did you go back to Burlesque?
00:17:49I thought you sold that place two years ago.
00:17:51Since Caleb nagged me about going back a few weeks ago,
00:17:54what does the map say?
00:17:55Answer my question, Zach.
00:17:56Caleb?
00:17:57Caleb wants your throne.
00:17:59Stop trashing Caleb.
00:18:00Tell me about the map.
00:18:01Where does it say?
00:18:03The palace garden.
00:18:05What?
00:18:06Let's go there now.
00:18:08Hannah's palace garden?
00:18:10Your fiance, Rami?
00:18:11The one you're supposed to visit next Monday?
00:18:13Remember?
00:18:14We are going to visit.
00:18:16Hannah heard we have an American intern
00:18:18and sent us this yesterday.
00:18:24Hannah is jealous or something?
00:18:26Of our goodwill program promoting our country to the world?
00:18:29Yes.
00:18:30She doesn't care about me.
00:18:32She doesn't care about anything but power.
00:18:35Guys, this is perfect.
00:18:48Welcome to our kingdom.
00:18:50Especially Lila from America.
00:18:53And you, Rami.
00:18:59If you want to kill the rumors of war,
00:19:02you better smile bigger than that.
00:19:28Hey, guys.
00:19:31What's that?
00:19:45Whoa.
00:19:49Whoa.
00:19:54Whoa.
00:19:56Whoa.
00:19:59Whoa.
00:20:00Whoa.
00:20:02Whoa.
00:20:02Whoa.
00:20:03What are you doing?
00:20:09What are you doing?
00:20:12Looking at flower seeds.
00:20:15You brought a U.S. spy here? Guards!
00:20:29She's not a spy.
00:20:31Caleb did a background check.
00:20:32If you touch her, I'll shoot myself and that'll start the war.
00:20:35Do you want that?
00:20:36You had Caleb do a background check?
00:20:39Seriously?
00:20:41Were these the same seeds that were planted in your garden by Princess Vita?
00:20:45After she married my great, great, great...
00:20:48Who kidnapped her and stole the heart of the earth.
00:20:52If she was kidnapped, when did she have time to grab flower seeds?
00:20:55Maybe they eloped.
00:20:56Maybe there is no bad blood between you guys.
00:20:58Maybe they were in love.
00:21:01In love or not, the heart of the earth belongs to us.
00:21:05Here we go.
00:21:07Every intelligence agency we have is looking for it.
00:21:13It's been a month.
00:21:15I've been more than patient, but this is getting to be a little too much.
00:21:20We're moving our wedding up.
00:21:23Guards!
00:21:23Let's go!
00:21:24Let's go!
00:21:25Let's go!
00:21:29Let's go!
00:21:46Let's go!
00:22:33I'm sorry for messing everything up.
00:22:38I was going to say the same thing.
00:22:42Maybe I should go home?
00:22:45Yeah.
00:22:46That's probably best.
00:22:57It's been a pleasure, Your Highness.
00:22:58Yes.
00:23:02Yes.
00:23:32I can't find this way.
00:23:39I can't find this way.
00:24:04I know that I want it, but I can feel your pride.
00:24:08You keep holding, pushing on me, all this time I sacrifice.
00:24:13But you want it, want it, want it.
00:24:15It's only when it's right for you.
00:24:19I just got this feeling that I'm not so gay.
00:24:24I just got this feeling you're gonna take it away.
00:24:29I just got this feeling you don't say what you mean.
00:24:33I just hate this feeling, but I can't fight this feeling.
00:24:38I can't fight this feeling, I can't fight this feeling.
00:24:45What do you want?
00:24:49You.
00:24:53No more pretending, no more games.
00:24:59Just be yourself.
00:25:01Take what you want.
00:25:02I can't fight this feeling, but I can feel your pride.
00:25:05You keep holding, pushing on me, all this time I sacrifice.
00:25:10But you want it, want it, want it.
00:25:12It's only when it's right for you.
00:25:17I just got this feeling that I'm not so gay.
00:25:22I just got this feeling you're gonna take it away.
00:25:26I just got this feeling you don't say what you mean.
00:25:31I just hate this feeling, but I can't fight this feeling.
00:25:35I can't fight this feeling no more.
00:25:40I just got this feeling you're gonna take it away.
00:25:56Good afternoon.
00:25:59Judging by the mess, I'd say Rami's spent the last three nights here.
00:26:03A million dollars has been sitting in your account for the past 72 hours.
00:26:07You've overstayed.
00:26:08It's time to go home.
00:26:10I want to say goodbye to Rami before I go.
00:26:14Oh, I get it.
00:26:15He turned you into a woman, so of course you're in love with him.
00:26:18But can a prince be in love with a girl who sold her virginity online?
00:26:24What the hell?
00:26:25Rami doesn't know you bought my...
00:26:28Oh my god, how could you do that?
00:26:30The scandal could ruin him.
00:26:34That's what you wanted, isn't it?
00:26:36You motherfucker.
00:26:37You're a fucker.
00:26:51Hey, Rami.
00:26:53Morning.
00:26:54Morning.
00:26:59Rami, I need to tell you something.
00:27:03This is why I was brought here.
00:27:13Caleb bit a million dollars on me.
00:27:16And he told me that you wanted to be pursued.
00:27:18And that you wanted me.
00:27:20But he lied to both of us.
00:27:21And he's scheming something behind your back.
00:27:23Stop.
00:27:25Stop.
00:27:29Why are you still here, then?
00:27:33Because I'm here to...
00:27:36say goodbye.
00:27:39Um...
00:27:39The deal's done.
00:27:41I'm going home.
00:27:45I'm asking you...
00:27:47Why didn't you leave three days ago?
00:27:53I, um...
00:27:57I find myself, uh...
00:27:59feeling very sorry.
00:28:04No, you're not.
00:28:07You feel something else here.
00:28:11I feel it, too.
00:28:17Stay here...
00:28:19until you can tell me...
00:28:21and yourself...
00:28:23the real reason why you're still here.
00:28:30Or feel free to leave.
00:28:33If you find nothing real here...
00:28:43until then...
00:28:45I don't want to see you.
00:28:46I'm not going to call you.
00:29:15I don't want to see you.
00:29:16chemistry. It'd be much better with me. What brought you here, Princess Hannah? Where is
00:29:24your American girlfriend? She's not my girlfriend. You know my type. Ah, strippers. It's, it's
00:29:33burlesque, okay? It's a fine art. And besides, Rami dragged me there. Did you invite Lila
00:29:41here because she's Rami's type? Oh, please, Caleb, stop drooling over the throne. You're
00:29:49not built for it. Nobody would take you seriously. You know, I did some investigating over the
00:29:56last three days. I know everything. I'm here to talk to Lila.
00:30:12Even if you and Rami are in love. Is that what he said? You have to leave now. Do you
00:30:18really want a million dollar sex scandal to ruin him, his country, and mine? I am going
00:30:23to marry him and I am going to be the future queen. Do you really want to be in my
00:30:27way?
00:30:28Do you even love him? Royals don't marry for love. We marry for power.
00:30:49Shane, why didn't you answer my calls? Whatever, you need to pack up.
00:30:53What? Why? When? Now, I'm serious. There's a car in the driveway. There's a jet on the
00:30:58runway. Can you just talk about it when we get home? I, I found someone.
00:31:05What do you mean you found someone? Hi, Lila. I guess I'm out now. Zach, you're, you
00:31:16guys are. I'm staying. I'm sorry, Lila. I'm, we're in love. Oh. You guys found love
00:31:31two. Congratulations. Wait, Lila. Two? No one can defeat Hannah. I've known that since
00:31:49I was six. Caleb, can I speak to Rami in private before I go? Do this one thing for me.
00:31:54You
00:31:55can see him as much as you like. Tommy, whatever it is, I'll do it. Please. Tell him to denounce
00:32:00the throne and I'll give you a billion dollars. Just, just think about it. Okay. Why did
00:32:07you auction your virginity in the first place? Was it to pay for college? For what? To get
00:32:11a new job? To buy a big house? How big? How much money do you think you'll have to earn
00:32:16the rest of your life? I'm offering you a billion dollars. I would never do that to Rami.
00:32:24Even for a billion dollars? You should check your bank account. I've already returned your
00:32:27money. What? Why? What? Because I love him. I love Rami.
00:32:52You're here to tell me she just left. You can go. I already know. Yes, she did, but I think
00:32:58you may want to look at this. What? Why? What? Because I love him. I love Rami.
00:33:12Get my plane ready. I'm going after her. Yes, your royal highness. No. No. I'm the prince.
00:33:20And I am king. And I am king. You're forsaking the throne for a woman? An American one?
00:33:36Father, I'm not forsaking the throne. It's something personal. Do you want me to suspend
00:33:43your royal accounts and your passport? Dad, don't treat me like I'm six. Then prove it.
00:33:49I want this idiot to replace you. No, of course not. I didn't mean to call you an idiot, Caleb.
00:33:57I was just saying I love my job and I don't want to lose it. But I also, I'm sorry
00:34:06if I cause trouble,
00:34:08dad. But I'm not sorry. Not sorry for what? Not sorry for love? Pull up.
00:34:40You return the money? Are you crazy? I thought you guys weren't coming. There are things we
00:34:46can do in America that we can't do here. Like what? Get married.
00:35:13We're married.
00:35:21I can't believe my best friend is married!
00:35:35You're cheating on her you son of a bitch!
00:35:40You're cheating on your wife? With a man? With a man?
00:35:45Zach, why are you here? Why are you here?
00:36:01Chain? Oh my god, Chain!
00:36:05Wait, where's Zach?
00:36:08Talking to the police.
00:36:10Who did this to you?
00:36:12Lila, it was Rami.
00:36:15Rami? Why would it be Rami?
00:36:17I don't know. I think he thinks that we're together and I'm cheating on you with Zach.
00:36:23What?
00:36:24Lila, he came all the way here for you.
00:36:28For me?
00:36:31He must really love you. I saw him in his eyes.
00:36:38Police said they released Rami, but I can't find them.
00:36:59What the hell are you doing here?
00:37:04Just say I'm sorry.
00:37:06How'd you know this was my stepmom's house?
00:37:09Your spies?
00:37:12You wrote the address on every one of your forms for your internship.
00:37:17Where is everyone? I'd love to meet your family.
00:37:20Yeah, they're not my family.
00:37:22They're on a cruise spending all of my father's life savings.
00:37:26How do you think I snuck in?
00:37:31I heard you gave up a million dollars.
00:37:34Yeah, for an idiot who almost killed my best friend.
00:37:38I thought he was cheating on you.
00:37:40Well, you could have talked to him.
00:37:43What the hell is wrong with you?
00:37:47Everything.
00:37:49Without you.
00:37:49Nothing.
00:38:01No, not at all.
00:38:03Yes, I know.
00:38:17No, not at all.
00:38:18No, not at all.
00:38:19Yeah, no, no.
00:38:42Good morning.
00:38:43Good morning.
00:38:47And what are you going to do when your family comes back?
00:38:51I heard Shane and Zach are moving in together, and someone didn't want to be a third wheel.
00:38:59I don't know.
00:39:00I'll figure it out.
00:39:02Don't worry.
00:39:08Coffee's so good.
00:39:10You can have that every morning for the rest of your life, if you'd like.
00:39:28I can't be the reason you abandoned your family, or your throne, or your country.
00:39:37None of those things should stand in the way of love and freedom.
00:39:42If you don't marry Hannah, your country will go to war.
00:39:46That's just too much responsibility to put on me.
00:39:49I won't let that happen.
00:39:51Zach and I are so close to locating the heart of the earth.
00:39:54It's the only trigger for war now.
00:39:58You were right.
00:39:59Princess Vida was never a prisoner.
00:40:02She loved with the one she loved, and lived a happy life in our palace.
00:40:08More evidence is popping up.
00:40:10People are talking about it.
00:40:12Thanks to you.
00:40:14Our palace?
00:40:23Lila.
00:40:27Would you consider being my queen one day?
00:40:31Huh.
00:40:49I thought you'd get a bitch and never come back here again.
00:40:51I changed my mind.
00:40:53What happened?
00:40:54You get knocked up or something?
00:40:55By this guy?
00:40:57No, why would you even assume that?
00:40:59Because you're too dumb for anything else.
00:41:01Who the hell is he, anyway?
00:41:04Nice to meet you, Ian.
00:41:05I'm Rami.
00:41:08Nice job trapping a dude out of your league, sis.
00:41:11How'd you do it?
00:41:13I wish that was true, but I'm the one pursuing her, actually.
00:41:19Get the fuck off my property, you trespassers.
00:41:25Get the fuck off my property, you trespassers.
00:41:31We need a place to stay just for a few days.
00:41:34What do you think?
00:41:35My house is a hotel or something?
00:41:37Nothing wrong with that if she does.
00:41:39As long as you're paying, this dude looks rich and familiar.
00:41:46Nice to meet you, too, Lila.
00:41:48It's a very American way of greeting.
00:41:54Oh, now what?
00:42:10Who is this?
00:42:19Found this restaurant online.
00:42:21It has very good reviews.
00:42:23Didn't know their catering service was so dramatic.
00:42:27I just click premium for everything.
00:42:32How much food did you order?
00:42:33It's enough for a party.
00:42:35Exactly.
00:42:36We're having a party.
00:42:37I invited everyone.
00:42:48Congratulations again, guys.
00:42:50Sorry for the bloody nose, Shane.
00:42:54Thank you for not pressing charges.
00:42:56You're welcome.
00:42:58Just be good, Delilah.
00:43:00And we'll be good.
00:43:05And thank you, Delilah, for not hitting me with a bat.
00:43:09I hope you enjoy the food.
00:43:13It was all right.
00:43:16It's the last dinner you'll have in this house.
00:43:22Excuse me?
00:43:23Oh, this house belongs to Lila's father.
00:43:26It's hers now, according to his will.
00:43:29Hire a lawyer better than the best,
00:43:32because the best ones will work for me.
00:43:34If you don't hurry up and move,
00:43:37they will hunt you down for the money you owe, Lila.
00:43:40Even after you come out of prison.
00:43:43Until the day you die.
00:44:08We are fucked, Ma.
00:44:10This guy's a royal prince.
00:44:12A royal prince who wants to marry your wonderful stepdaughter,
00:44:16whom you've massively mistreated.
00:44:18So pack up and get out of our house.
00:44:21Now.
00:44:28Rami, what did you say?
00:44:38Rami...
00:44:43Rami...
00:44:45Rami...
00:44:55A royal prince.
00:44:59My love?
00:45:05Will you marry me?
00:45:11Wait.
00:45:13Promise I won't start a war.
00:45:19I promise you won't start a war.
00:45:23Okay then, yes, yes, yes, I will, you're right.
00:45:46See ya, suckers.
00:45:52First you, now me.
00:45:57Use updates.
00:45:58Guys, hold on, hold on.
00:46:05The king gave a speech this morning rebuking his son, Prince Rami, for his, quote, irresponsible choice of romance over
00:46:12his duty. Everyone is asking one question. Where is Rami?
00:46:18Sounds under threat.
00:46:20Yeah, I must have threatened war.
00:46:24Time to work.
00:46:36What do you mean by useless?
00:46:38Charlie's an AI that can detect the gravitational pull of diamonds. I've been feeding him all the good stuff so
00:46:43he can find us the heart of the earth.
00:46:45Within?
00:46:46One mile so far.
00:46:48One mile?
00:46:49That's your breakthrough sack?
00:46:50It's been two months.
00:46:53Okay, okay, alright.
00:46:55We've been here for four hours.
00:46:57We need to get some fresh air.
00:47:00Come on, move.
00:47:02Come on.
00:47:30Hey man, congrats. I'm so happy for you two.
00:47:35Thanks, appreciate it.
00:47:37Hey, I was also thinking, what if Hannah was lying about the stone?
00:47:45Hannah knows a lot of things, but she's not a liar.
00:47:49Hey, can I ask you something?
00:47:53What if Rami's family lied, kept the heart of the earth and hid it somewhere?
00:47:59Rami believes they didn't.
00:48:01Like he believes Caleb is a good guy.
00:48:03He loves his family too much.
00:48:07What if it's no longer in one piece?
00:48:10Say that again?
00:48:28A forecast mostly sunny skies today with brisk easterly winds.
00:48:32Expect a high near 52 degrees.
00:48:34Clear tonight with a low near 21.
00:48:39Ah, ah.
00:48:43Congratulations on the engagement.
00:48:45Caleb, calling paparazzi only makes us look bad.
00:48:49Things are tense right now and we shouldn't...
00:48:50Says the one who ditched the princess.
00:48:53Mother, I'm working on finding the heart of the Earth and it'll solve all of our problems.
00:48:57Oh, quit thinking that a fairytale treasure hunt will solve all of our problems!
00:49:01Your father and I are done with the national humiliation.
00:49:04They deserve nothing but a war.
00:49:05You know what could solve all our problems? Marriage with a new heir.
00:49:10Who backstabbed his brother?
00:49:12Oh, you found out about that? Sorry, bro.
00:49:17Where's my father?
00:49:20Preparing for his TV. Now it's got tomorrow.
00:49:27A prince is supposed to be a peacemaker.
00:49:32That brings me no joy. In fact, it pains my very heart to say.
00:49:37But due to Prince Rami's recent reckless actions, he is no longer fit for the role.
00:49:43I'd like to announce that Caleb is the new heir apparent.
00:49:54Father, why didn't you announce me and Hannah's engagement?
00:50:00Oh, that's not a joke.
00:50:03What made you think I'd say that?
00:50:05Because she wants to be future queen.
00:50:07Who said you'd be the future king, son?
00:50:10He did. My father, the king. He just said it.
00:50:13Look, son, I love you. But you're not built for this.
00:50:17Okay? People don't take you seriously.
00:50:19I said what needed to be said to bring Rami home.
00:50:48How long have you been watching this crap?
00:50:52You should get some soup.
00:50:57Rami and Zach have been working for 72 hours non-stop.
00:51:01And I just wish there was something I could do.
00:51:05And people are so mean.
00:51:08People hate because they don't know the truth.
00:51:13Yeah, I guess you're right.
00:51:18I mean, if they saw him as a human, they would see that he just wants love.
00:51:24You know what? You're right.
00:51:26People deserve to hear the truth.
00:51:28They need to hear my side of the story.
00:51:31What do you mean?
00:51:37Here we go.
00:51:38Oh, dear God.
00:51:41Live in three, two...
00:51:45I just wanted to clarify a few things.
00:51:50Live in three, two...
00:51:54I just wanted to clarify a few things.
00:51:58First, it was my decision to auction my virginity online.
00:52:02No one told me to do that or forced me to do it.
00:52:07Second, I know it's not the best way to meet somebody,
00:52:10but Rami's my true love.
00:52:15He's the one.
00:52:17And third, I realize now that I didn't do it for the money.
00:52:23I did it because I wanted adventure.
00:52:33Oh, God, what did I do?
00:52:36It'll be all right.
00:52:43Hello?
00:52:46Okay.
00:52:47Stand in line, asshole.
00:52:48You're not the only one who wants to kill Lila Downs.
00:52:58Rami, I'm sorry I messed up.
00:53:01Hey, don't be.
00:53:02You're brave.
00:53:03I'm so proud of you.
00:53:09Don't, Shane, don't answer.
00:53:14Death Red Hotline, how may I help you?
00:53:17You're a staff of...
00:53:19the Arya?
00:53:20Arya?
00:53:25I'm so sorry.
00:53:27Yes, yes.
00:53:31Hey, I don't have much time, so I'll cut right to the chase.
00:53:35I saw your online confession, and I love it.
00:53:39I want you and your prince charming over here to come on my show for a sit-down.
00:53:44We'll set the record straight and turn you into global sensations.
00:53:59Welcome to the talk.
00:54:01Arya here with Lila and Prince Rami.
00:54:05Lila, let's talk about the night you auctioned your virginity.
00:54:09What happened?
00:54:10Well, my father passed away recently, and I was getting kicked out of my house.
00:54:18I was going to have to drop out of college because I didn't have a penny to my name,
00:54:22and I had nothing to sell.
00:54:24Well, except, you know, I was desperate.
00:54:29Until Prince Rami bid $1 million.
00:54:34Technically, no.
00:54:36My half-brother, Caleb, who I loved and trusted, bid for me in hopes that a scandal would explode in
00:54:44my face.
00:54:45So is it really possible he may dethrone you?
00:54:50He will if I don't return home to marry Princess Hannah.
00:54:54But a king who doesn't have the freedom to marry who he loves is not a true king.
00:55:01It's not what I want.
00:55:03Lila, do you want to be queen?
00:55:07I just want what's best for Rami and us, including our baby.
00:55:16What?
00:55:18That's amazing.
00:55:19I just found out I was pregnant this morning.
00:55:22I love you.
00:55:23I love you, too.
00:55:25You heard it here first.
00:55:28Prince Rami and Lila are having a baby.
00:55:31Congratulations.
00:55:36I'll be right back.
00:55:45Let's cut to commercial.
00:55:54Congratulations.
00:55:55Oh, my God.
00:55:56That's wonderful for you and for my show.
00:56:00Thanks, Sid.
00:56:00It was really a surprise.
00:56:03Do you know where the bathroom is?
00:56:04Lila's been in there for a while.
00:56:06I want to make sure everything's all right.
00:56:07Yeah, I noticed it, too.
00:56:09So I sent my assistant down a minute ago to check on her.
00:56:12Lila left.
00:56:14Left?
00:56:15With who?
00:56:17Your sister.
00:56:18I don't know if she sent you with your sister.
00:56:20I don't have a sister.
00:56:23Should we call 911?
00:56:29Caleb, I'm going to kill you.
00:56:30Trust me, brother.
00:56:31It's not me.
00:56:32But I'm pretty sure who did it.
00:56:34Can we talk?
00:56:36Caleb!
00:56:37Get me out of here!
00:56:38Caleb, help me!
00:56:39Right out of here!
00:56:41Right out of here!
00:56:43Oh, my God!
00:56:44Shut up!
00:56:45Are you crazy?
00:56:46What do you want?
00:56:48What do you mean, am I crazy?
00:56:49This is nothing compared to what other people have done in the history of monarchy.
00:56:53And if you want to be your royal, you better do your homework.
00:56:57I'm a nobody.
00:56:57Why would you kidnap me?
00:56:59You're right.
00:57:00You are a nobody.
00:57:02But what's in your belly is an heir, which makes the perfect hostage for peace.
00:57:07You think you can get away with this?
00:57:08My phone's trapped.
00:57:10Rami's probably on his way to rescue me right now.
00:57:13Oh, my God.
00:57:14You mean this phone?
00:57:18Now it's off.
00:57:20You know, I think I finally understand what you and Rami have in common.
00:57:26Honesty and stupidity.
00:57:30Rami!
00:57:32Help!
00:57:34There you go.
00:57:36The tracker only turns on when our phone is off.
00:57:45Based on the coordinates I see and everything you told me, it should be there.
00:57:49No, no, no.
00:57:50This doesn't make sense.
00:57:52Do you know where this is, Professor?
00:57:55This is the most impossible place on the earth where the stone can be.
00:57:59It explains everything.
00:58:15What the hell are you doing here?
00:58:20Rami, let's have a brother-to-brother talk, okay?
00:58:25Do you have any idea what your mom did?
00:58:27What Hannah did?
00:58:28Or what you've done?
00:58:30I didn't know she was going to take it that far, okay?
00:58:33Never even wanted to be king.
00:58:37I was just obsessed.
00:58:38I don't give a fuck about what you're obsessed with, Caleb!
00:58:41Rami.
00:58:44Just give me one more chance, man.
00:58:46I swear, this will be the last time.
00:59:02We're landing.
00:59:03Are you sure you don't want me to come with you after?
00:59:06Neither of us has time to wait.
00:59:08Go save your lady and your kid.
00:59:10I'll go get the stone.
00:59:11I got this.
00:59:12We got this.
00:59:14All right.
00:59:16Caleb and I will drop you off.
00:59:18Then go to Hannah's.
00:59:19If you find us, bring it to us immediately.
00:59:23You will take me to Hannah's palace as a show of friendship and apology.
00:59:28Then I'll sneak off and find Lava.
00:59:32How are you planning on doing that?
00:59:34I'll improvise.
00:59:37Why do you trust this guy again?
00:59:41He's family.
00:59:44You put a lot of trust in family.
00:59:46Unlike you Americans, we actually forgive our brothers.
00:59:50This is the last time, Caleb.
00:59:52If it wasn't for me...
00:59:53If it wasn't for me, what?
00:59:54You'd be happily married to Hannah?
01:00:12I'm sorry.
01:00:34The tracker says Lava's this way.
01:00:36Okay, cool.
01:00:40I got this.
01:00:42It's showtime.
01:00:51Oh, Hannah.
01:00:52I haven't seen you in a while.
01:00:54What are you doing here?
01:00:55I have something to tell you about an epiphany I had.
01:01:03Is it something I'd care about?
01:01:06You're a royal black sheep.
01:01:09You get to do what you want.
01:01:11Follow your dreams.
01:01:13Be who you are.
01:01:15Total freedom.
01:01:17Why are you just realizing this now?
01:01:21Because...
01:01:24I'm thirsty.
01:01:27Want to talk about it over tea?
01:01:46I'm thirsty.
01:01:48Are you okay?
01:01:48Mm-hmm.
01:01:50You can help me.
01:01:51It's fine.
01:01:53I'm so sorry.
01:01:54I'm okay.
01:01:55I'm like, you can help me.
01:01:56I miss you.
01:01:57I miss you.
01:02:00Oh, my God.
01:02:01I feel so sorry.
01:02:04What a party.
01:02:07Hannah, let us go, please.
01:02:09I'm pregnant.
01:02:11I know.
01:02:12What, am I not feeding you enough?
01:02:14Jeff?
01:02:14No, that's not what I meant.
01:02:16If I let you go, what do I get?
01:02:19Will I still get to be your queen, Rami?
01:02:22I'll find and return the heart of the earth
01:02:25and the oral concessions my father took from you.
01:02:28So many workarounds.
01:02:30I mean, put the crown on my head and all of our problems go away.
01:02:34Shared resources, shared peace.
01:02:37Your lady and your kid will be safe as well.
01:02:39I mean, why is this so hard for you?
01:02:43You can take my life if you want.
01:02:45Rami, no.
01:02:46But I'm not marrying anyone except Lila.
01:02:49You won't be happy, Hannah.
01:02:51You don't love him.
01:02:52Enough.
01:02:54You guys call yourself princes.
01:02:55You're acting like children.
01:02:58Says the most childish one here.
01:03:17Keep going.
01:03:28Yeah, keep going.
01:03:47Are you sure about this?
01:03:48I don't want to get shot.
01:03:49And you think I do?
01:03:50Hurry!
01:03:51Hurry!
01:04:07Holy shit!
01:04:17Your Majesty, did you break the heart of the earth into little pieces?
01:04:21It's a diamond.
01:04:22Diamonds are for jewelry, not for politics.
01:04:25Aw, she stripped off all the black.
01:04:27Now it's just a dumb diamond.
01:04:29If anyone finds out what you did...
01:04:31They're not going to.
01:04:53Oh, there were two men in my bedroom and they tried to steal my crown and I shot them.
01:05:00Your Majesty, the crown is gone.
01:05:24You stole the stone?
01:05:28Do you know you almost started a war?
01:05:33Guards!
01:05:34Take her away.
01:05:37Get your hands off of me.
01:05:39Who do you think you are?
01:05:41I'm the queen!
01:05:43Get up!
01:05:51Oh my gosh, you shot us!
01:05:55How are we getting your hands?
01:05:57We drive.
01:05:59Drive?
01:06:00It takes 45 minutes to drive and two hours by airplane.
01:06:04Those are weird.
01:06:05Let's go!
01:06:08Get out of my way.
01:06:11Or what?
01:06:12Are you going to shoot me?
01:06:13Or Rami?
01:06:14Or the pregnant white American girl?
01:06:16America means trouble.
01:06:25For my brother, my future nephew, and all the mess I made.
01:06:30Let's do this.
01:06:36Get off me!
01:06:38You bastards!
01:06:39This is my ballot!
01:06:44Let me go.
01:06:45All of you are dead today.
01:06:47Especially you, Caleb.
01:06:48Together with you?
01:06:49That's not the worst thing you know.
01:06:51I've had a crush on you since I was six.
01:06:53Well, that's interesting.
01:06:54Because that's when I started hating you.
01:06:55Put her in here.
01:07:03It's okay.
01:07:04I got this.
01:07:05Take this, bro.
01:07:21Wait, is this the right door?
01:07:22I think that's what Zach told me.
01:07:26Well, it's now or never.
01:07:31Shane!
01:07:32Lila, hurry!
01:07:37Doc, drive!
01:07:38Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!
01:07:46This is your pilot speaking.
01:07:48I'm sorry to say, there's been a slight delay.
01:07:51We should be off in about, uh, five minutes.
01:08:07You won't be at that delay.
01:08:25You're free now.
01:08:26Using that 35,000 paint, sit back, relax, and enjoy the rest of your life.
01:08:36Thank you, of course.
01:08:38Here you are.
01:08:48So, this is commercial.
01:08:51What's everyone complaining about it's not so bad?
01:08:53Yeah.
01:09:08What do you get from all this?
01:09:12I get my revenge from when you held me hostage in the closet when we were six.
01:09:18Worst play date ever.
01:09:22What the hell? I could have shot you.
01:09:24Isn't that what you wanted?
01:09:25No.
01:09:26I'm not a monster like you.
01:09:28You are exactly a monster like me.
01:09:39Whoa!
01:09:40Seven minutes in heaven?
01:09:41I can come back later.
01:09:46Wait, is that my mom's crown?
01:09:48It's the heart of the earth.
01:09:50Your mom broke it into pieces.
01:10:00I can't make you my queen.
01:10:02I can't make you my queen.
01:10:03But I can give you this crown.
01:10:06My princess.
01:10:08Will you marry me?
01:10:11Yes?
01:10:14What?
01:10:16No.
01:10:19No.
01:10:22No.
01:10:23No.
01:10:24No.
01:10:25No.
01:10:26No.
01:10:29No.
01:10:30Welcome to the talk. Arya here. Peace has been restored in the Persian Gulf with the return of the heart
01:10:35of the earth and a surprise marriage between Prince Caleb and Princess Hannah.
01:10:40Some questions remain. Where is Rami? And who will take the throne?
01:11:02Rami, my son. Which do you prefer? Freedom or the throne? Father, I think it's best to...
01:11:16I was asking you, young lady. Me? Because I see a... I want to be queen!
01:11:39In the bed you sound so musical In the club you scream
01:11:44God like days you're so beautiful But you're not believing
01:11:48I can't sleep lately I'm just trying to find peace
01:11:53Classic melodies I just wanna be free
01:11:56Tell me, darling, I can't breathe There's no proof first, there's no proof first
01:12:04I said, darling, can you see? There's no proof first, there's no proof
01:12:12Where is your heart? Bogs my heart? Not any day
01:12:17I'm just saying, too, too, too
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