00:00America's one giant billboard, man, you know, one big fat sign that sells you on a dream
00:05but only delivers, you know, broken promises and a shit pile of death.
00:09Look at Hollywood, man.
00:11I mean, there used to be a time when they hired proper auteurs and filmmakers to tell,
00:14you know, visionary stories, and now what do they do?
00:16They hire chumps.
00:17Guess how much they spent on this dumpster fire?
00:21Um, like 7,000 bucks?
00:24Their budget was 50 million dollars, man.
00:28Dang.
00:28Imagine all the films we can make with that kind of money.
00:32You know, that's not a bad idea, man.
00:35Well, let me get this straight.
00:36You guys want to shoot a feature-length film with no experience at all and you came to
00:40me for help?
00:41Yeah?
00:42Yeah?
00:42I think that's amazing.
00:44That just blows my mind.
00:45Well, this script right here, man, is going to change a lot of minds.
00:49I don't think people like this title, Bill.
00:51What do you mean?
00:52Is she supposed to be, like, in love with the Martian?
00:54Do you think I could try an accent with this?
00:57We need a true leading lady who can carry the emotional arc of this picture.
01:01And what should we do?
01:02I don't know, man.
01:04Look, I said I was going to pay you after I get paid for my next acting gig.
01:07Right.
01:08Um, which will be when?
01:10Oh, man.
01:10There was a point about halfway through the auditions that I didn't even think we'd
01:13be able to make this picture.
01:14But then this girl, man, she walks in and fills me with such motivation.
01:27We've got a great film here, Bill.
01:29Whether you believe it or not, there's got to be someone out there who believes it too.
01:51We just got to figure out a good plot and also how to write screenplays.
01:55And I'm watching the clouds as they send me.
02:00We'll be waiting for the stars.
02:00It's wonderful that I'm looking upon a few times.
02:00Oh, man.
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