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00:00:02Y20!
00:00:03Y20!
00:00:04Conrad, my quarterback prince.
00:00:06I've been fantasizing for years
00:00:08and right after the game
00:00:10I'm telling him how I feel.
00:00:12Y20's dead!
00:00:12Oh my god.
00:00:29No!
00:00:30That was such a low blow!
00:00:34Who's this new guy?
00:00:35S-E-P-H
00:00:37S-E-P-H
00:00:37S-E-P-H
00:00:39S-E-P-H
00:00:41I bet every girl is dying to screw set the devil.
00:00:44He's mine.
00:00:45His dad is the biggest stakeholder in the school
00:00:47so he's my future boyfriend.
00:00:49Yay!
00:00:59Yay!
00:01:02Five, six, seven, and ready?
00:01:05Okay!
00:01:05Yay!
00:01:06Yay!
00:01:09Nice defense, boys.
00:01:11Seth Astor is our new team captain.
00:01:13Woo-hoo!
00:01:15Look at that.
00:01:16You can go, boys.
00:01:18Seth, Seth, Seth, Seth!
00:01:25Hey.
00:01:27Yeah.
00:01:29Another playboy.
00:01:30The trees.
00:01:32Go.
00:01:35Okay, Fifi.
00:01:37Is that a love letter for me?
00:01:41Conrad should be the only one left in the locker room.
00:01:44You got this, Fifi.
00:01:58Uh, Fifi.
00:02:00I'm Fifi.
00:02:03Fifi.
00:02:04I've had a crush on you for years.
00:02:06Will you be my homecoming date?
00:02:28I dream about you every night.
00:02:30When your strong arms pull me in close,
00:02:32I cannot help but tingle.
00:02:34I want to give Conrad my virginity.
00:02:37The way I've always imagined it.
00:02:42Seth Astor?
00:02:43Hell no!
00:02:44I just gave my porn to my crush's rival?
00:02:49What?
00:02:50Is that loser, Fifi, making a move on my Seth?
00:02:53Seth Astor?
00:02:55He's not reading my love letter.
00:02:57He's reading my fantasy.
00:02:58And the next line is,
00:03:00You thrust into my core until I can feel your warmth.
00:03:03Yes, Conrad, I call out your name.
00:03:06You're right.
00:03:07I'd rather die than let this playboy read my fantasy out loud.
00:03:11You dumb nerd dreaming about Seth every night.
00:03:15That's so sad.
00:03:16He's way out of your league.
00:03:18I bet she's a pathetic virgin.
00:03:23No, you've got it all wrong.
00:03:25Let me see that dummy stupid love letter.
00:03:31Excuse me, do I know you?
00:03:34I don't think I do.
00:03:36Why don't you get out of here?
00:03:38All of you.
00:03:45The worst day ever.
00:03:53You okay?
00:03:54Hey, did you forget how to say thank you?
00:03:56You know, I did just save you,
00:03:58and I feel like I should get something in return.
00:04:00What do you think?
00:04:02Asshole.
00:04:03You know, I feel like your vocabulary is better than anybody.
00:04:06Ah!
00:04:07Babe!
00:04:07Hey!
00:04:20She writes.
00:04:21I love you, Seth.
00:04:25Seth Astor is an absolute devil.
00:04:30Hey, Phoebe! Oh my god, your underwear is showing!
00:04:33Oh my god, that's been showing the whole time!
00:04:35Seth saw it!
00:04:38Sweetie, we are moving in with your stepfather today.
00:04:41He is the most powerful man in the state.
00:04:43You have to behave, okay?
00:04:45Okay, Mom.
00:04:46Come on.
00:04:58Holy crap, this place looks like a royal palace.
00:05:01Go on, Phoebe.
00:05:02Walk on the door.
00:05:04Say hi to your stepfather.
00:05:28Hey, Stepsis.
00:05:30You've got to be kidding me.
00:05:32The devil is my stepbrother?
00:05:33The devil is my stepbrother?
00:05:34The devil is my stepbrother?
00:05:38What's with that, huh?
00:05:39You're not going to say hi to your new strip brother?
00:05:41She's not very polite.
00:05:43I see.
00:05:59Stay.
00:06:01Away from me.
00:06:02Yeah, I know I'm a lot bigger than Conrad.
00:06:04But you don't have to be afraid of anything.
00:06:05Hot jerk.
00:06:06You don't come close to Conrad, okay?
00:06:09He's got the manners of a prince.
00:06:11And you, you're just some cocky devil.
00:06:14Now give me my letter back.
00:06:16If I'm the devil, then why would I give anything back?
00:06:20Kitty cat.
00:06:22You've got some nerd.
00:06:28Fine.
00:06:28I'll get it myself.
00:06:34I'll wish you peace for advice.
00:06:35I've got it.
00:06:37Don't you ever touch my stuff.
00:06:41Or what?
00:06:43What? Hey!
00:06:44Ah!
00:06:45Oh my god!
00:06:50Help!
00:06:52Help!
00:06:53I can't do it!
00:06:54I can't do it!
00:06:56I can't do it!
00:06:57Shut up!
00:06:59Help me!
00:07:05Hey!
00:07:08Get off me!
00:07:09No!
00:07:09I can't do it!
00:07:10No!
00:07:10I can't!
00:07:11I can't do it!
00:07:12Go!
00:07:12Go!
00:07:13Hey!
00:07:15You know, you did that to yourself.
00:07:17Just give me!
00:07:17Give me!
00:07:18Or I would've...
00:07:19Yeah, or what?
00:07:21Are you gonna bite me again?
00:07:26Stop biting me, kitty cat.
00:07:28You asked for it.
00:07:29What?
00:07:39I can't do it!
00:07:40Help me!
00:07:41Help me!
00:07:42Fifi!
00:07:42What are you doing?
00:07:43Help me!
00:07:44Help me!
00:07:45Help me!
00:07:45What's going on?
00:07:47What?
00:07:48Uh, mom!
00:07:49Mr. Astor?
00:07:51Uh, Fifi can't swim.
00:07:54She fell in and I was, uh, saving her.
00:07:56But now we're just playing, right?
00:07:57Yeah, look at it.
00:07:59Uh-huh!
00:08:01Yeah, he's right!
00:08:03Yeah, he's right!
00:08:03Let's look at them.
00:08:04Just like brother and sister.
00:08:06I haven't seen Seth smile like that in a long time.
00:08:10Thank God.
00:08:12I knew they'd get along.
00:08:13Ha!
00:08:14Just like us.
00:08:15Mm-hmm.
00:08:16And we should get in with them as well.
00:08:17Yeah, maybe.
00:08:21Maybe we should go join them.
00:08:23Oh, mom hasn't smiled like that since dad passed away.
00:08:27She looks so happy with Mr. Astor.
00:08:30I can't let my drama with that devil Seth ruin her new life.
00:08:39Well, let's raise our glasses and welcome Fifi and Sophia to our family.
00:08:50Thank you, Mr. Astor.
00:08:52Oh, just call me Jacob Knamp.
00:08:54We're family.
00:08:59Seth, today's your first day at Loyola High.
00:09:02If you need any help, ask Fifi.
00:09:04She wins scholarships every year.
00:09:08Wow.
00:09:08She's also very popular amongst the football team.
00:09:15How's that?
00:09:16Actually, I have something to show you guys.
00:09:25No, that's my fantasy.
00:09:28He's not going to show it to them.
00:09:30Stop it!
00:09:31Fifi!
00:09:32Seth is showing us his winner's card.
00:09:35Why are you acting so rude?
00:09:37I'm sorry.
00:09:38I didn't.
00:09:52Sorry, my stepsister has something on her lips and, uh...
00:09:55Thank you, stepbrother.
00:09:57I can do it myself.
00:09:59This annoying devil.
00:10:02I have to get my letter back tonight.
00:10:26I guess the big devil has a big thing.
00:10:36Jesus, where did he hide my letter?
00:10:48Ew, that's gross!
00:10:58What a waste.
00:10:59A devil with the face of an angel.
00:11:02Maybe under his pillow?
00:11:06Nah, maybe it's behind him?
00:11:16Uh, this is awkward.
00:11:19Oh!
00:11:20Oh!
00:11:21You, you weren't asleep?
00:11:23No, some kitty cat snuck away into my room and, uh, woke me up.
00:11:28Don't be paranoid.
00:11:30Just give me back my letter.
00:11:32Oh, your letter?
00:11:33You mean you, uh, you're smart?
00:11:35You're porn?
00:11:36No.
00:11:37Shut up.
00:11:38I hid you later in my underwear.
00:11:42What?
00:11:43You want to check?
00:11:44Not really.
00:11:45Is there?
00:11:46I'll show you.
00:11:52So, what, you're telling me that you're sneaking my room until 12 o'clock at night, just for the
00:11:56weather?
00:11:57You're just making me believe that, you know, I think that there's, uh, something else.
00:12:01No.
00:12:02There's not.
00:12:02I'm not interested.
00:12:03Just give me back my letter.
00:12:07Oh.
00:12:08Please do, uh, start writing this, uh, smud or pornography, you know.
00:12:12Shut up.
00:12:12It's none of your business.
00:12:13Give it to me.
00:12:14Give it to me.
00:12:14Give it to me.
00:12:15Shh.
00:12:16Shh.
00:12:17You want to wake up my mommy and daddy, do you?
00:12:19You know, I read this.
00:12:21Very interesting stuff.
00:12:23You have very big imagination.
00:12:23But there's something that's just a little, uh, inexperienced about the whole thing.
00:12:28Tell me, Phoebe.
00:12:30Are you a virgin?
00:12:34Yeah.
00:12:36Just a nerdy virgin, okay?
00:12:37I have no experience.
00:12:39Happy now?
00:12:41I'm not like you.
00:12:42I'm not some hot flirt who owns the game every time I walk on the field.
00:12:55I've been trying for so long to tell Conrad how I feel, but I messed it up.
00:13:01I didn't give him my love letter.
00:13:03I gave you my dumb horn.
00:13:05You must think the biggest joke ever.
00:13:14You want your letter back?
00:13:16Yes.
00:13:16All right, well, then you and I are going to have to come up with some kind of arrangement.
00:13:19Let me guess.
00:13:21You want me to be your servant or something?
00:13:31But I do want you to be my assistant.
00:13:33That means I need your help with my homework, football, and you have to do basically everything
00:13:37that I say.
00:13:38Once I feel satisfied, you can have your letter back.
00:13:41Fine.
00:13:43But I need it in writing.
00:13:45You're signed.
00:13:47You know, I had a feeling you were going to say something like that, so I had something
00:13:50written up.
00:13:56Personal assistant agreement.
00:13:57Phoebe agrees to be Seth's personal assistant.
00:13:59In exchange, Seth agrees to return Phoebe's personal letter once the arrangement is complete.
00:14:03Sign here.
00:14:04You sign it first.
00:14:08Done.
00:14:08It's a unique guess.
00:14:10Wasn't complimenting you.
00:14:15All right.
00:14:16It's official.
00:14:17Starting tomorrow, you are mine.
00:14:19You're my assistant.
00:14:20Congratulations.
00:14:22It's a pleasure doing business with you.
00:14:26See you for your first day tomorrow.
00:14:35Get out of the way, devil.
00:14:37Where are you going?
00:14:39School.
00:14:40Where else would I be going?
00:14:42Aren't you forgetting that you're supposed to be my assistant now?
00:14:44Look, I don't want to go to school with you.
00:14:46Or let people know that we're step-siblings.
00:14:49You're trouble reincarnated.
00:14:50Everywhere you go, eyes follow.
00:14:52And I just want you to be invisible, okay?
00:14:54Okay.
00:14:57You're going to love this.
00:15:03I'm going to love it.
00:15:03I'm going to love it.
00:15:04I'm going to love it.
00:15:05As your step-brother, it's my job to get you to school every day.
00:15:08It's just us out here.
00:15:09You can drop the whole fake brother act.
00:15:12Why don't you keep your voice down?
00:15:14I don't think you want mommy and daddy coming out here and seeing this yelling.
00:15:19See what I mean?
00:15:19Have fun, kids.
00:15:20Be careful now.
00:15:25Alright.
00:15:28You ready?
00:15:34Aster, slow down!
00:15:39Relax, you're safe with me.
00:15:43I like that.
00:15:45It's hot.
00:15:47Stupid idiot.
00:15:49Is that dork, Phoebe, getting off of Seth's motorcycle?
00:15:53That dumb nerd dares to cling to Seth.
00:15:56She wants attention.
00:15:58Fine.
00:15:58I got it.
00:15:59Let's make sure she gets it.
00:16:09Come run.
00:16:11Hi.
00:16:11Come run.
00:16:23Hi.
00:16:25Take my shirt.
00:16:31Well, well, brave little Fifi professed her love, huh?
00:16:37No, I can't let Conrad think something is going on between me and Seth.
00:16:41I have to explain everything to him.
00:16:45Hey, hold on, it's just simple.
00:16:48You know, I'm kind of thirsty.
00:16:50I have your letter.
00:16:52Don't forget.
00:17:18That slut.
00:17:20Wasn't Phoebe like obsessed with you?
00:17:23She used to bring you water and towels every day.
00:17:26Now she's all over Seth.
00:17:28Is the linebacker hotter than the quarterback now?
00:17:31Nah, she's just a fangirl.
00:17:32Be nice to her once if she clings to you.
00:17:34I guess so.
00:17:39Hey, Conrad.
00:17:41You want my water?
00:17:42Thanks, Phoebe.
00:17:43Um, Conrad.
00:17:45About last night.
00:17:47I, I, I just wanted to...
00:17:50Oh, you want to give me that ball?
00:17:59Seth Astor, I agreed to be your personal assistant, not your servant.
00:18:06Both.
00:18:10You know, my assistant only has one job, keeping her honest by me.
00:18:14You are such a control freak.
00:18:17I wish I could be as annoyingly cocky as you are for the day.
00:18:22Hey, you know what?
00:18:23Why don't I take you home and tie you up and teach you some manners, anytime, anywhere?
00:18:27With a dirty mouth like yours, anyone who kisses you would probably puke.
00:18:31Yeah, why don't you give it a try?
00:18:32Nope!
00:18:33Watch out!
00:18:42Oh my god.
00:18:43That devil stole my first kiss.
00:18:57Sorry.
00:18:58You jerk!
00:18:58You stole my first kiss!
00:18:59Relax, it wasn't a real kiss.
00:19:01Easy for you to say, you thief!
00:19:03Hey, you know, I think I just raised your status.
00:19:05You know, if people see you with me, they're gonna think of you as something more than just a weird
00:19:08little virgin girl.
00:19:09Who knows, maybe Conrad will ask you out now.
00:19:23That asshole!
00:19:25He stole my first kiss!
00:19:26I was saving for Conrad!
00:19:32Bitch!
00:19:33This is what you get, Christine.
00:19:35Sam!
00:19:44Oh my god.
00:19:46Where?
00:19:46Where do my clothes go?
00:19:47Get ready, everyone.
00:19:49We're about to see our nerdy virgin Phoebe Jean completely naked.
00:19:55What do I do?
00:19:56What do I do?
00:20:01Where the hell did she go?
00:20:19That slut ran into the boys' locker rooms.
00:20:22Let's move.
00:20:29Hey Seth!
00:20:32Did I just hear a girl's voice?
00:20:34What the hell?
00:20:36Conrad's next door?
00:20:37Hello?
00:20:38Seth, are you seeing someone?
00:20:39Uh, yeah, why don't you mind your own business?
00:20:42Why am I telling the truth?
00:20:44Yeah, let's talk about the worst truth.
00:20:46Conrad can't find out I'm in here.
00:20:48Absolutely not.
00:20:49Phoebe Jean!
00:20:50Our naked nerd!
00:20:52Come on out!
00:20:53Don't be shy!
00:20:55Phoebe Jean.
00:20:57Help me!
00:20:58Hey, what's this?
00:20:59Just help me.
00:21:01Alright, then you know what?
00:21:03You owe me one favor and you don't have to do anything I say.
00:21:05A big one.
00:21:06Alright.
00:21:07Seth!
00:21:08Don't tell me Phoebe Jean's actually in your stall.
00:21:11Wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:21:13Did there be more?
00:21:14Yes, anything, anything.
00:21:15Come on out, Phoebe!
00:21:17We heard you scream!
00:21:24What?
00:21:26I didn't mean to interrupt you.
00:21:28You.
00:21:39Don't you ever let me catch you guys in the men's locker room filming again?
00:21:42Or else tonight's gonna be your phone and I break.
00:21:44G'day.
00:21:45I'm sorry.
00:21:45I'm sorry.
00:21:46It was a misunderstanding.
00:21:48Okay, I'm leaving.
00:21:49Leaving?
00:21:50Leaving?
00:21:53Seth.
00:21:55Hope this little scandal of yours doesn't distract you from practice.
00:21:58No.
00:22:02Okay.
00:22:07Coach is clear.
00:22:16Thanks.
00:22:17For helping me.
00:22:19Yeah, no problem.
00:22:20Don't forget that you, uh, you owe me now.
00:22:24Why don't you put your clothes on, assistant?
00:22:25Just because you saved me once doesn't make you my boss, devil.
00:22:44I should give me a sports trick.
00:22:48Right, Mr. Astor.
00:22:55Where the hell did that kitty cat run off to?
00:22:58Hey!
00:22:58Phoebe!
00:22:59Hey, Phoebe!
00:23:02He saved me so fine.
00:23:05I got him to drink some snacks and now we're eating.
00:23:07Hey!
00:23:16What the hell is wrong with you?
00:23:19You threw yourself at Seth, kissing him with that dirty mouth just to get noticed.
00:23:25Pathetic.
00:23:26Look.
00:23:26Trash like you belongs back, dumpster.
00:23:29Strong with flies and bugs!
00:23:37Are you insane?
00:23:40You have no idea what actually happened between Seth and I.
00:23:43And I don't need to.
00:23:45Apologize for insulting Seth.
00:23:47Neil.
00:23:48Stop!
00:23:50Ow!
00:23:52Stop it!
00:23:53Stop!
00:23:54Please, somebody help me!
00:23:56Nerd.
00:23:57No one's coming to save you.
00:23:59This place is locked down.
00:24:01Oh!
00:24:07OMG!
00:24:09What are you?
00:24:10Free!
00:24:11Even I feel bad for you, childish virgin loser.
00:24:16I bet you secretly dream about being for Seth.
00:24:19Please, just stop!
00:24:21Please, I don't want anything!
00:24:22I'm not trying to mess with you guys!
00:24:24Hey, Phoebe!
00:24:25Hey, Phoebe!
00:24:26Open up!
00:24:36Get the f***ing arm off!
00:24:42Seth!
00:24:43What are you doing?
00:24:45I'm not trying!
00:24:50Do you disgust me?
00:24:53I mean, I think you dropped pieces.
00:24:56Dude!
00:24:56Get the f***!
00:25:03Give me a phone.
00:25:11Are you okay?
00:25:13They wouldn't have bullied me if they weren't for you.
00:25:15No, they're not.
00:25:16Yes, they are. This is your fault.
00:25:18No.
00:25:21No, Phoebe.
00:25:22Phoebe!
00:25:29You mess with Phoebe, you mess with me.
00:25:32Do not fuck me, okay?
00:25:37Get the fuck out of my sight.
00:25:40Now!
00:25:41Get out!
00:25:42For I post your naked butt all over the internet.
00:25:53Hey, Phoebe.
00:25:58Phoebe?
00:26:00Hey.
00:26:05Uh, Phoebe.
00:26:07Hey, what the-
00:26:08Whoa!
00:26:12Oh my god.
00:26:14Phoebe!
00:26:16Oh, you're burning up.
00:26:18Oh.
00:26:20Oh.
00:26:23Oh.
00:26:25Oh.
00:26:31Oh.
00:26:34Oh.
00:26:38I don't need your pity, you're rich and popular, you'll never actually care about me, all I wanted was to
00:26:47be noticed, to shine like Conrad, but all I got was your humiliation.
00:26:54Take these.
00:26:59Take this.
00:27:09I promise you I won't ever let anybody bully you ever again, and I'm sorry that I showed up late.
00:27:16How the devil himself is actually apologizing.
00:27:20The devil doesn't apologize. I do.
00:27:41I dream that one day I can shine.
00:27:43One day I shine on a homecoming stage.
00:27:55Then I can be confident and happy, like other girls.
00:28:07You've been working so hard.
00:28:10Get better, Fifi.
00:28:11And I'll help make your dreams come true.
00:28:21Wait, how's he in my bed?
00:28:24Fifi, time to get up or you'll be late.
00:28:29Fifi, time to get up or you'll be late.
00:28:35Fifi?
00:28:35Fifi?
00:28:36What are you trying to kill me, huh?
00:28:37Shut up.
00:28:40Fifi?
00:28:43Fifi, you hear me?
00:28:55Fifi, you hear me?
00:28:55Um, I had a fever last night and my head hurts.
00:29:02Oh, poor thing. Get some rest, okay? I'm heading to school now.
00:29:07Bye.
00:29:07Fine.
00:29:11Okay, you can get me there. Let me go.
00:29:14You ticklish?
00:29:15Bye.
00:29:16Stop it!
00:29:20Thanks for taking care of me last night.
00:29:24Sleeping in the same bed.
00:29:25We're not that close.
00:29:27Alright, then get out.
00:29:28This is my room.
00:29:30Whatever.
00:29:31I'll go to school first.
00:29:33Don't go to school.
00:29:43Look at him, he's crazy.
00:29:45Bro, he's totally into that Fifi girl.
00:29:50Get out of my sight.
00:29:51Or else it's gonna be your bare asses posted all over the internet.
00:29:55Okay.
00:29:56Maybe he's not that bad.
00:30:01Hey, Phoebe!
00:30:02Hey, Phoebe!
00:30:04Open up!
00:30:04Stop!
00:30:18Let me help you.
00:30:21As long as all of a sudden you care about your double step, remember?
00:30:23Have a good...
00:30:26IoT calls...
00:31:31Look, you don't always have to be the hero.
00:31:34You're a linebacker.
00:31:35Your team meets you.
00:31:37You know, there are things I care about more than football.
00:31:41I find that hard to believe.
00:31:53Hey.
00:31:55Stop cloning out.
00:31:59Take me to school.
00:32:01Want to get to join me to school again?
00:32:06Guess so.
00:32:12Hey, take a seat.
00:32:15Right here.
00:32:17I want you to take it easy today.
00:32:19No assistant work for you.
00:32:21Wow.
00:32:22How generous of you.
00:32:29You heard?
00:32:31Seth lost the incident.
00:32:33For her.
00:32:35No way.
00:32:36Something's going on between them?
00:32:38Wasn't Phoebe Oliver Conrad before?
00:32:42All right.
00:32:43Time to go kick some ass.
00:32:47What's up?
00:32:48Who are you?
00:32:49Oh, man.
00:32:50Oh, boy.
00:32:56Phoebe.
00:32:57You okay?
00:32:59Conrad.
00:33:00Hey.
00:33:05Yeah.
00:33:10Hey, Phoebe.
00:33:11Don't drink that.
00:33:13Drink this.
00:33:14It's much better.
00:33:17I'll take that.
00:33:18That's for Phoebe.
00:33:20Not you.
00:33:24Conrad, I'm not thirsty.
00:33:26You can have it.
00:33:28Thanks, Phoebe.
00:33:28Mm-hmm.
00:33:44Um, anyway, we should get to class.
00:33:49Yeah.
00:33:50See you later, kitty cat.
00:33:52Kitty cat?
00:33:53Yeah, Phoebe's my assistant now.
00:33:55And she works for me.
00:33:56So why don't you stay away from her?
00:33:58Got it?
00:33:59All right.
00:33:59I'll see you at the bike.
00:34:04Seth, anything or anyone you care about, it's mine now.
00:34:14Conrad always looks so perfect.
00:34:18All right, everyone.
00:34:19Time to pair up.
00:34:21The topic is, what makes Jean Valjean change from bad to good?
00:34:28You have 10 minutes to discuss, and then we'll present to the class.
00:34:38I think it's because he found someone who finally was all the good in him.
00:34:45I think you have brilliant ideas for you.
00:35:06Oh, look at Seth's face.
00:35:08Low-key salty.
00:35:11Bro, he's totally into that beefy girl.
00:35:14Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:35:16Bro, what the f-
00:35:30Just wait, Phoebe.
00:35:32Jean.
00:35:40Where the hell did she go?
00:35:46Hey.
00:35:47You know, the curfew in this house is 8 o'clock.
00:35:50You scared the shit out of me.
00:35:53Anyway, thanks for covering me tonight.
00:36:00What's this for?
00:36:01Conrad invited me to his band rehearsal.
00:36:04He taught me a few chords.
00:36:06N-O-C-G-E.
00:36:10Shut up.
00:36:12You're not allowed to go anywhere without me.
00:36:15You understand?
00:36:16Especially Conrad's.
00:36:18Okay.
00:36:19Do your step further.
00:36:24Play nice kitty cat.
00:36:27Meow.
00:36:28Good night.
00:36:32Thanks for the guitar.
00:36:35Just your step further, huh?
00:36:45Hey, wake up.
00:36:47I'm afraid I'm going to sleep.
00:36:49It's morning time.
00:36:52Let's go.
00:36:53God, what's the morning?
00:36:54Let's go.
00:36:56Come, come, come, come, sit, sit.
00:36:58What?
00:36:58Look, I need your fashion advice.
00:37:00Which bra should I wear with this dress?
00:37:06Wow.
00:37:07She is so beautiful.
00:37:09White or pink?
00:37:12The white one.
00:37:13Okay.
00:37:15Where are you, uh, all of a sudden into fashion?
00:37:19Because I want to make a good impression on Conrad.
00:37:21Oh, on Conrad.
00:37:24Oh, Conrad.
00:37:25How come we ever talk about this Conrad?
00:37:27You know I like him.
00:37:28Yeah, yeah, whatever.
00:37:29So why are you getting mad?
00:37:30I'm not getting mad.
00:37:31You know what?
00:37:32I...
00:37:32Why don't you drive yourself to school?
00:37:36What'd I do to piss him off now?
00:37:39Oh, well.
00:37:44Piss.
00:38:02You twisted slut.
00:38:04You do not deserve to breathe the same air as Seth.
00:38:07What the hell are you talking about?
00:38:09Hey, Phoebe Jean.
00:38:10How much do you charge to sleep with you for a night?
00:38:12Oh, with your mom.
00:38:13Let go of me.
00:38:21Oh.
00:38:23Who the hell did this?
00:38:25Like mother, like daughter.
00:38:27Both slut.
00:38:28Shameless freaks.
00:38:30Kick them out.
00:38:31Kick them out.
00:38:32Kick them out.
00:38:34Kick them out.
00:38:36Kick them out.
00:38:37Kick them out.
00:38:38Kick them out.
00:38:45That's Seth's signature.
00:38:47You sign first.
00:38:53Seth, I thought you weren't bad, but I was so wrong about you.
00:39:00We already found that.
00:39:01Okay, we'll be fine.
00:39:03Bye, boys.
00:39:07Hey.
00:39:09Seth, Aster, you're actually the devil.
00:39:13Phoebe, what are you talking about?
00:39:14Hey, hey.
00:39:16I trusted you, and I was wrong.
00:39:19If you hate me, fine, take it out on me, but don't you dare talk about my mother.
00:39:23What are you talking about?
00:39:24Just let go of me.
00:39:25Please, stop.
00:39:26Calm down.
00:39:27I will never believe a single word you say ever again.
00:39:31Okay, Phoebe.
00:39:33Phoebe.
00:39:37What is this?
00:39:52Hello, yes.
00:39:53There have been some fake pictures going around of my stepmother.
00:39:56I want them all deleted.
00:39:57Permanently wiped off the face of the earth.
00:39:59Do you understand?
00:40:00Okay, and whoever did this, I want them to suffer.
00:40:02Got it?
00:40:08Whoa!
00:40:10Hey!
00:40:11Phoebe, what happened?
00:40:13What?
00:40:14Hey.
00:40:16Whoever hurt you, don't let them see you cry.
00:40:25Thanks.
00:40:26Yeah.
00:40:42Of course, Seth.
00:40:44She's liked him since the beginning.
00:40:46Hey, get to volleyball practice, okay?
00:40:50Here.
00:40:50Thanks.
00:40:51Conrad almost kissed me.
00:40:53It's time to kick that devil, Seth, out of my life.
00:41:00Perfect, partner.
00:41:02You keep Phoebe away from Seth, make her yours, and I'll bribe the coach, get you varsity captain.
00:41:09Deal.
00:41:12Here.
00:41:16Let's make your night unforgettable.
00:41:22Let's see what secrets our nerd has in store for us.
00:41:36This is legend for Phoebe.
00:41:41You are going to be the biggest joke tonight.
00:41:51it's from conrad phoebe i'd like to invite you to a costume party i'm hosting tonight
00:41:57sunset boulevard at 8 pm see you then
00:42:10this is insane
00:42:14hey phoebe uh there's a party tonight i was wondering if you know maybe you wanted to go with
00:42:18me i'm not going just leave me alone i got this for you cut the act get out of my
00:42:28sight
00:42:32no matter what i do she won't forgive me
00:42:39i trust you seth but you hurt my mom and i will never forgive you
00:42:50you got this baby
00:42:58hey conrad
00:43:02oh hi little fifi
00:43:06jacy
00:43:09what are you doing here
00:43:12what are you doing here
00:43:13eric invited me though
00:43:16conrad's not hosting this party
00:43:19you set me up
00:43:21oh i'm leaving
00:43:22hey oh it's party time fifi
00:43:25take off your coat so we can see what you're wearing
00:43:28let go of me let go of me
00:43:30stop stop
00:43:38no way
00:43:39baby jean the flat chested nerd in a skippy maid outfit
00:43:43a nerd like her is secretly a dirty maid on the inside
00:43:47everyone please stop
00:43:48attention attention everyone the best part is here
00:43:51it's time to read our horny maid fifi's erotic fantasy
00:43:55you took my virginity and thrushed into my car until i could feel your warm
00:44:04no no no
00:44:06no
00:44:07no please
00:44:08no not for you
00:44:09please
00:44:10stop
00:44:11please
00:44:12keep reading
00:44:13keep reading
00:44:13no
00:44:14stop
00:44:14no
00:44:14no
00:44:16no
00:44:18no
00:44:19no
00:44:24no
00:44:25Conrad oh I called out your name oh my gosh you have to report about Conrad
00:44:31filthy slut that's sick Conrad it's not true you melt me with white cream
00:44:40little virgin beefy you crave a real dick I would
00:44:54I would rather disappear you press me into the bathtub and make me wet this is pathetic
00:45:03no man will ever want to experience any of these things unless it's with me
00:45:22no one's coming to save you not Conrad not Seth you want to know a secret
00:45:29it wasn't Seth it was me who exposed your mother's slutty photos
00:45:41so I was wrong about Seth I even slapped him he's never coming for me now
00:45:49Phoebe
00:46:12there comes
00:46:18you okay look at me look at me I'm so sorry that I was late I'm so sorry
00:46:23did you think you'd come excuse me right I'm here now why did you save that desperate virgin
00:46:30oh be careful she might write about you in her next erotic fantasy
00:46:42you know what the funny thing is Stacy I love Phoebe's writing I love it so much that I'm gonna
00:46:49make it real right now
00:46:56he puts me on the table and he grabs an ice cube
00:46:59he puts it between his lips he leans in and he moves the ice around me
00:47:16she's the best I ever had
00:47:19I was his ex
00:47:20Phoebe Jean that bugly slut is your ex you the most popular boy in our school
00:47:26uh yeah that's what I just said dumbass that's why I would never tolerate anybody trying to hurt her
00:47:31especially not some dumb stuck-up trash-talking
00:47:43and now nobody goes in and helps her until Phoebe says that that's enough
00:47:58and you know what I better not catch any videos of this online or else every single one of you
00:48:02is getting kicked off the team
00:48:03phone now
00:48:06phone thank you phone
00:48:07dude Seth
00:48:08give me your phone
00:48:12oh
00:48:12dude Seth what are you doing
00:48:14what are you doing
00:48:14oh my god
00:48:17alright now I'm gonna be on this table so why don't you guys all
00:48:22get lost
00:48:23now
00:48:24get the s**t out of here
00:48:25okay
00:48:26it's just in my phone
00:48:29what do you think you're gonna really do it
00:48:32I'm just kidding
00:48:37um
00:48:37you okay
00:48:38you can
00:48:39let me down I can walk
00:48:43take it easy killer
00:48:45why does it feel like
00:48:46I don't wanna let him go
00:48:49can we go somewhere else
00:48:50I wanna go check out one of my secret spots
00:49:11who is she?
00:49:16that's uh my mom
00:49:17she uh died a couple years ago
00:49:19oh
00:49:21I'm sorry
00:49:22I didn't
00:49:23no I didn't mean to
00:49:25that's okay
00:49:25yeah she's got some uh extra clothes so uh
00:49:28put these on
00:49:29trying to stay warm
00:49:31I want you uh
00:49:32get and sit
00:49:33here
00:49:34yeah
00:49:34sorry about that
00:49:40you're good
00:49:40you can turn back around
00:49:44thank you Seth
00:49:46for saving me tonight
00:49:49well the kitty cat is saying thank you to the devil huh
00:49:52I'm sorry I called you the devil
00:49:54I was wrong
00:49:55I didn't mean it
00:49:56time
00:49:57yeah
00:50:02can't say it let's
00:50:12wonder how it feels
00:50:14to tingle with a real apeac
00:50:16no
00:50:16no
00:50:17no
00:50:18no
00:50:19no
00:50:19no
00:50:20no
00:50:20no
00:50:20no
00:50:21no
00:50:21no
00:50:38Oh, am I crazy? Why would I fantasize about Seth? He's my stepbrother.
00:50:52You know, it wasn't really nice to you and your mom when I first met you guys.
00:50:56Sorry about that.
00:50:58I had this weird thing that if I was nice to you guys that people would forget about my real
00:51:02mom.
00:51:03That's not true, though.
00:51:04And you guys are really great people.
00:51:08Thanks.
00:51:09And you're not so bad for a stepbrother.
00:51:13But I don't want to be just your stepbrother.
00:51:16Well, I guess everyone at school thinks I'm a delusional pervert now.
00:51:20You know what you should do, Phoebe?
00:51:21Next week, walk back into school and blow everybody away and run for homecoming queen.
00:51:26What?
00:51:26I mean it.
00:51:27Are you serious?
00:51:28Absolutely.
00:51:29Listen, people forget about any kind of rumor if you're confident.
00:51:32And I'll be there to help you out.
00:51:35What do you say?
00:51:39I think this one will be perfect.
00:51:43Uh, nah.
00:51:45I think this will suit you better.
00:51:50Oh, oh.
00:51:51What?
00:51:51What?
00:52:03What?
00:52:17What?
00:52:19What?
00:52:22how you feeling scared you got this confidence time
00:52:26that foot you're gonna step back and then you're gonna go to the side
00:52:32then they're gonna go together
00:52:35sorry put your arms around my neck like this
00:52:40actually why don't you uh stand on my feet your feet stay down
00:52:45i'll guide you why am i attracted to him now he smells so good
00:52:51they're not doing it for me anymore
00:52:53you ready princess yep
00:53:10wow she's like super hot is that phoebe jean she looks stunning
00:53:17oh my god is that phoebe pathetic virgin turned into hot chick
00:53:21what a glow up in one weekend who changed her
00:53:27fine nerd you want to fight over homecoming queen
00:53:30it's war i'll make you regret trying to steal my spotlight
00:53:45yeah good pyramiders
00:53:47yo vote hey vote for phoebe 2026 she's the best
00:53:50vote for phoebe sam phoebe you totally got our votes
00:53:55thank you see what i mean confidence
00:53:58thank you so really yeah
00:54:04what she's so proud of homecoming queen is going to be me
00:54:08yeah don't worry about it thank you
00:54:10hey phoebe i'll be right back
00:54:14um
00:54:17hey hi
00:54:18hey uh i voted for you
00:54:21and about the other night i'm sorry i should have stood up for you
00:54:25no it's totally fine
00:54:44let me make it up to you
00:54:47dinner tonight
00:54:47a date with conrad
00:54:49my dream is coming true
00:54:51i need to tell seth
00:54:56why am i not as happy as i thought i'd be
00:55:05so
00:55:06joining me
00:55:08oh yeah sure
00:55:10good
00:55:11yes i've always liked conrad
00:55:13all those fantasies i had about seth were just illusions
00:55:16we should both have our own relationships
00:55:19let's go
00:55:19okay
00:55:24don't ever touch me again
00:55:27what should i wear tonight
00:55:29for my first date with conrad
00:55:39seth's taste isn't so bad
00:55:50sipper it's stuck
00:55:58oh thank you
00:56:09mom
00:56:10mom
00:56:11stop
00:56:26hey what are you doing
00:56:27i like your hair like this
00:56:29looks good
00:56:39come here
00:56:41what are you doing
00:56:45well because i told everybody that we were exes
00:56:48so uh
00:56:49we should make it look real
00:56:52okay
00:56:57conrad
00:56:58what did he say
00:56:58what's conrad texting you
00:56:59hey i'll be outside of your house at 7pm
00:57:02see you there
00:57:04what are you guys uh going on a little date
00:57:06he asked me to dinner
00:57:08cute cute
00:57:09well why don't we uh leave him a little voice message
00:57:11hey conrad this is seth
00:57:12uh i'm calling you from inside phoebe's bed right now
00:57:15she keeps trying to take my shirt off
00:57:17and tells me how much she likes me
00:57:18so why don't you off and find some other plants
00:57:19and i yeah
00:57:20later
00:57:22oh come on
00:57:23what
00:57:25what
00:57:27what are you gonna do now kitty cat
00:57:29you gonna bite me
00:57:32get me
00:57:32get me
00:57:33get me
00:57:33go ahead have it
00:57:39seth i'm serious
00:57:41i like conrad
00:57:42i don't want him to think you and i are a thing
00:57:44good because we're not
00:57:51why
00:57:52does my heart feel so heavy
00:58:06you're ready to get a pick hand phoebe
00:58:11hey
00:58:12man listen
00:58:13i dug into that conrad guy like you asked
00:58:15dude he's sketchy
00:58:17spiking drinks
00:58:18messing with girls at parties
00:58:19total trouble
00:58:20he's not good
00:58:21all right well um
00:58:22thank you for letting me know
00:58:23all right bye
00:58:35great
00:58:35dead body
00:58:38come on
00:58:39let's dance
00:58:57phoebe you look so hot tonight
00:59:02kind of kicking myself for not asking you out earlier
00:59:06say something phoebe
00:59:08you're literally dancing with your crush right now
00:59:10um
00:59:12thanks
00:59:13i guess we have
00:59:15seth to thank for this outfit
00:59:18shit
00:59:18did i just bring up my crush's enemy
00:59:22come on phoebe
00:59:25phoebe
00:59:25phoebe enter the phone
00:59:26your call has been forwarded to an automatic voice message
00:59:29that
00:59:29image
00:59:34let's uh leave him out of that
00:59:36yeah
00:59:39that foot you're gonna step back
00:59:41and then you're gonna go to the side
00:59:43i'll guide you
00:59:45so ready
00:59:47if seth were here
00:59:48i'd want to dance with him
00:59:50come on phoebe
00:59:51let's grab a drink
00:59:54okay
01:00:06thanks
01:00:06cheers
01:00:16phoebe
01:00:17phoebe
01:00:20phoebe
01:00:22phoebe
01:00:24hey
01:00:24phoebe
01:00:25hey phoebe
01:00:26do i know you
01:00:28no i'm so sorry
01:00:29um
01:00:36phoebe
01:00:36phoebe
01:00:38phoebe
01:00:38hey shut it asshole
01:00:40you're making my ears bleed
01:00:49where are you phoebe
01:00:53phoebe
01:00:53phoebe
01:00:58phoebe
01:01:01phoebe
01:01:02phoebe
01:01:04phoebe
01:01:05hey phoebe don't drink that
01:01:06excuse me
01:01:07okay
01:01:07what the hell
01:01:08the guy's nuts
01:01:11Seth what are you doing here
01:01:18the hell is wrong with you
01:01:23all right come on let's go
01:01:24hey
01:01:24hey who the hell do you think you are taking her away
01:01:26uh why don't you never speak to me again
01:01:28come on let's go
01:01:29what i have to protect fifi from guys like you
01:01:33players and bullies
01:01:34huh
01:01:37excuse me
01:01:45you know you can drop the yak now you hypocrite stay away from me
01:01:49or else the next time this could be your head that i smash against the ground
01:01:51are you crazy
01:01:54god are you okay let's go let's go come on let go of me hey you know what you owe
01:01:58me
01:01:58seriously
01:01:59seriously yeah i didn't forget
01:02:00like the devil again i'm gonna count to three
01:02:03one
01:02:06two
01:02:06sorry conrad i have to go
01:02:10come on
01:02:12bad move seth you're gonna regret this
01:02:18listen
01:02:19listen no if i say it's time to go it's time to go don't give me a fucking hard time
01:02:22next time
01:02:22you can't tell me what to do
01:02:23yes i do
01:02:24seth astro do you realize what you just did
01:02:27what i what i just did
01:02:28yes you ruined my date
01:02:29and you hurt conrad
01:02:31conrad is a fucking snake
01:02:32and if i didn't show up when i did
01:02:34you'd be drugged and unconscious in his bed right now
01:02:36oh cut it out
01:02:38he's not like that
01:02:39okay
01:02:39oh he's not like
01:02:40he's not
01:02:41he's gentle
01:02:42you are so stupid
01:02:43no he would never do that to me
01:02:45he's mad because he's more popular than you
01:02:47oh because he's more popular than me
01:02:49you think i give a fuck about who's popular
01:02:51that's why you ruined my date
01:02:52did i ruin your precious date
01:02:53i'm so sorry that i ruined your precious date
01:02:56after i called you 20 times
01:02:57i drove around every bar in the city
01:02:59i drove around every three hours looking for you
01:03:02like a
01:03:03he searched for me for three hours
01:03:07because i'm such a
01:03:08and i care about you
01:03:12don't touch my bar
01:03:13what
01:03:17walk home
01:03:22god damn it why did i tell them to walk home
01:03:32there's a freaking storm i can't walk home
01:03:34well i have an umbrella and rain boots in the trunk so you can
01:03:36you're an idiot
01:03:37why'd you come back huh
01:03:39why didn't you go
01:03:40why
01:03:41why because
01:03:42because i care about you
01:03:43okay
01:03:48you know what i want phoebe
01:03:50i want to kiss you
01:03:53i want to take off all your clothes
01:03:54i want to swallow you whole while you beg me for more
01:04:05seth astra you can't do this to her
01:04:07she's your stepsister
01:04:12don't you ever close your eyes like that all right
01:04:16do you think i was gonna kiss you
01:04:18you're an asshole
01:04:19she's driving me home
01:04:23good
01:04:24phoebe get a grip
01:04:27you like comrade
01:04:28you can't fall for seth
01:04:31plus
01:04:31he's your stepbrother
01:04:39phoebe seth what happened to you two
01:04:41you're soaked
01:04:42phoebe why don't you tell them
01:04:45um we forgot an umbrella
01:04:47hurry go take a hot shower both of you
01:04:51you'll catch a cold
01:04:52got it
01:04:53come on you first
01:04:55kids
01:04:56go move
01:04:57go
01:05:00hey
01:05:13sorry i'm sorry
01:05:15i'm sorry
01:05:17wow
01:05:17okay
01:05:24so good
01:05:33what's going on up there you okay
01:05:42open the door
01:05:43phoebe what's going on are you okay
01:05:45everything's fine
01:05:46everything's fine
01:05:48get in the closet
01:05:49get in the closet
01:05:51get in there
01:05:52get in there
01:05:54great
01:05:55great
01:05:58mom
01:05:58jacob
01:06:00um
01:06:00i saw a cockroach soy cream but
01:06:04everything's good now
01:06:05still prepping for the homecoming
01:06:08mm-hmm
01:06:10don't push yourself too hard
01:06:12get some rest already
01:06:13okay
01:06:14good night
01:06:15good night sweetie
01:06:16well if you see the cockroach again just tell me all right
01:06:19okay
01:06:22you're good
01:06:23what an asshole
01:06:25but you saw too hard
01:06:26phoebe
01:06:29oh okay oh my god i'm not used to seeing a half
01:06:33naked man
01:06:34shy little phoebe huh
01:06:37don't get the wrong
01:06:39idea
01:06:39i was just trying to help you with your cut
01:06:41the first aid kit's out there you could do it yourself
01:06:44thank you my dear fifi
01:06:46i'm all set
01:06:49put on
01:06:54unbelievable
01:06:54that hot asshole
01:07:00stop
01:07:01thinking about seth
01:07:03first you have to apologize to conrad for tonight
01:07:08conrad
01:07:09are you feeling better
01:07:10i'm really sorry about tonight
01:07:12can i make it up to you next time
01:07:20i'm all right
01:07:21don't worry phoebe
01:07:21i can't wait for our next date
01:07:26you know what i want phoebe
01:07:27i want to take off all your clothes
01:07:28i want to swallow you whole while you beg me for more
01:07:37seth's my stepbrother
01:07:39and clearly a player
01:07:41so why does my heart keep racing for him
01:07:4344
01:07:4545
01:07:4646
01:07:4947
01:07:5148
01:07:52come on come on
01:07:5429
01:07:55one more
01:08:00one two three
01:08:04trust me man
01:08:06slutty little virgin phoebe's basically mine already
01:08:10no way bro
01:08:12how did you get her
01:08:13well she's totally into me
01:08:15i bet next time she'll end up with my bed
01:08:17shut your mouth
01:08:18oh
01:08:20oh
01:08:21oh
01:08:23stop
01:08:24stop
01:08:24stop
01:08:28stop
01:08:31baby
01:08:32baby
01:08:49steph and conrad
01:08:50they're fighting in the locker room
01:08:52god
01:08:54stay away from her okay
01:08:55i know what you did to those girls at the parties
01:08:58i'm a creep
01:08:58guess what seth
01:09:00i can already imagine what she looks like
01:09:01moaning under me
01:09:03you're sick
01:09:06stop it
01:09:07stop
01:09:08stop hurting me
01:09:10stop hurting conrad
01:09:11what the hell is wrong with you
01:09:13what's wrong with me
01:09:14what's your problem
01:09:15you keep going after him
01:09:17didn't do anything wrong
01:09:18are you blind or you're just stupid
01:09:19you still trust conrad
01:09:21you have no idea what he does
01:09:23yeah i trust him
01:09:25because unlike you
01:09:27he doesn't get off on hurting people
01:09:30that's what you think of me huh
01:09:31well okay
01:09:32whatever happens to you
01:09:34i don't care
01:09:35excuse me
01:09:40i don't know what's wrong with him
01:09:46julie
01:09:48here
01:09:48savannah
01:09:50here
01:09:50phoebe
01:09:51here
01:09:53great
01:09:56seth
01:09:57seth
01:10:00okay
01:10:01tyler
01:10:02yes baby
01:10:06not here either
01:10:08hey phoebe
01:10:26please leave your message for
01:10:30god where is he
01:10:36hey seth
01:10:37what where did you
01:10:38oh
01:10:39hey sweetie
01:10:41hey
01:10:42seth
01:10:43you
01:10:43you
01:10:43you too
01:10:44oh
01:10:45yeah
01:10:46that's right
01:10:47we're a couple now
01:10:49total power couple
01:10:50don't you think
01:10:51yeah
01:10:51is that true
01:10:54you know what stacy did to me
01:10:56so what
01:10:59stacy's my musician
01:11:00yeah
01:11:01great
01:11:04congrats
01:11:05thank you
01:11:09phoebe
01:11:09you should be happy
01:11:11you're finally free from that devil
01:11:14but
01:11:15why do i feel so hurt
01:11:17phoebe
01:11:22tonight
01:11:23under the stadium light
01:11:26will you be my homecoming day
01:11:29say yes
01:11:30say yes
01:11:30say yes
01:11:31say yes
01:11:37yes
01:11:38yes
01:11:38yes of course
01:11:39come here
01:11:40oh
01:11:46oh
01:11:47oh
01:11:48oh
01:11:48oh
01:11:48oh
01:11:48oh
01:11:49oh
01:11:49oh
01:11:55phoebe
01:12:00phoebe
01:12:01my girl
01:12:01you are going to be the most remarkable homecoming queen tonight
01:12:04mom
01:12:05you're exaggerating
01:12:07where the hell is seth
01:12:09this is a special night for phoebe
01:12:12he should drive her
01:12:13maybe he's
01:12:15busy
01:12:20tonight
01:12:21under the stadium light
01:12:22will you be my homecoming day
01:12:23yes of course
01:12:35oh
01:12:36he sleeps is here now
01:12:37yeah
01:12:53wow
01:12:54she looks amazing
01:12:57bb and conrad
01:12:59a total power couple
01:13:01seth where are you
01:13:09this year's homecoming king
01:13:12is conrad harper
01:13:17congrats conrad
01:13:19thanks phoebe
01:13:21and the homecoming queen is
01:13:26phoebe jean
01:13:30come on
01:13:31let's go
01:13:38why do i feel so empty
01:13:42homecoming queen
01:13:43cheers
01:13:44conrad
01:13:44it's everything i used to dream about
01:13:47funny
01:13:48the only person i want here is seth
01:13:52seth
01:13:53can i see my phone
01:13:57is this a family member of seth after
01:13:59he was in a severe car crash
01:14:01he's at saint paul
01:14:08phoebe
01:14:08what is wrong
01:14:10where are you going
01:14:11tonight's our big night
01:14:12let's go with me
01:14:15take it enjoy
01:14:19wait did she just totally ditch conrad
01:14:22where the hell did that go
01:14:25phoebe jean
01:14:27you'll regret this
01:14:32poor guy
01:14:33sorry i'm gone just like this
01:14:36from the car crash
01:14:39no
01:14:40no i'm sorry
01:14:42i'm so stupid
01:14:45i never loved conrad
01:14:47it was you it's always been you
01:14:50you drive me crazy but
01:14:52you make me laugh
01:14:55you make me cry
01:14:57you're the only one i can't stop thinking about him
01:15:00i'm sorry
01:15:02it took me till now to say it
01:15:04i'm sorry
01:15:09i'm so sorry
01:15:10i'm sorry it's too late
01:15:16who says you're too late
01:15:26is he real
01:15:27i didn't get any chance to tell you
01:15:30your friend is fine
01:15:33i'm okay
01:15:35i'm okay
01:15:35come here
01:15:38oh my god
01:15:40don't mess you scared me to death
01:15:42wow
01:15:43at least now i know that you really love me
01:15:46of course i do
01:15:48you look beautiful
01:15:50really
01:15:52yeah
01:15:53normal
01:15:55sweaty and crying
01:15:56i don't care about that
01:15:59all i can think about is that i want to kiss you right here in front of everybody
01:16:03i am way too into you phoebe g
01:16:07come here
01:16:13this is the most dramatic love confession i've ever seen
01:16:20don't laugh idiot
01:16:23let me show you my room
01:16:44now take backs
01:16:57i don't say it works to live this way
01:17:04no way
01:17:07i'll be gentle
01:17:33young master i've confirmed your car accident
01:17:37conrad harper orchestrated it
01:17:41beautiful uh thank you for uh confirming
01:17:43oh my god
01:17:45conrad did all this
01:17:46yeah
01:17:47and not only did he like destroy the brakes of my car
01:17:50but he also was
01:17:51drugging
01:17:52and
01:17:53sexually assaulting like other girls from other schools
01:17:55oh my god
01:17:57yeah
01:17:58sorry i didn't trust you
01:18:00hey
01:18:00it's okay
01:18:01i didn't realize how much of a douche conrad was
01:18:04yeah
01:18:05pretty serious douche
01:18:07i'll take care of it
01:18:08and when i'm done
01:18:09no girl in school will come anywhere near him
01:18:12kitty cat you're grown up
01:18:19all right
01:18:19five more minutes
01:18:31kitty cat
01:18:52baby are you okay
01:18:53did you figure out last night's emergency
01:18:59don't feel bad about leaving me last night
01:19:01i'm totally fine
01:19:02and as long as you're good
01:19:04that's all that matters to me
01:19:09conrad
01:19:09i never imagined you'd be so disgusting and two-faced
01:19:13you almost killed seth last night
01:19:15and you drugged all those girls
01:19:17phoebe
01:19:19there's been a misunderstanding
01:19:21an innocent girl like you
01:19:23can easily be tricked
01:19:25i wasn't tricked
01:19:26i know exactly who you are
01:19:28i liked you but i will never
01:19:30fall for someone like you again
01:19:32someone who makes
01:19:33my skin
01:19:34crawl
01:19:35and i will make sure every single girl in school knows exactly who you are
01:19:44phoebe
01:19:45seth you pushed me into this
01:19:47and it just so happens i know your dirty little secret
01:19:54well we're gonna win we have to win ball and ball
01:19:56so you guys have to be really good at ball and ball
01:19:58you're gonna drop the ball
01:19:58no
01:20:02oh m g
01:20:03i got the same thing
01:20:13what the hell is your problem
01:20:15baby jean
01:20:16you are so gross
01:20:18sucking your stepbrother's dick
01:20:22that's bad
01:20:24she's so sick
01:20:26i can't believe we just voted this pervert
01:20:28homecoming queen
01:20:34you act all holier than thou
01:20:36but really
01:20:37you're just a whiny little
01:20:40turns out our little miss perfect
01:20:42is just a cheap
01:20:44slut
01:20:45i kind of wonder what's next
01:20:47hooking up with poppy
01:20:48oh
01:20:50what should i do
01:21:08all right that's enough
01:21:15get away from you
01:21:17boys lock this down
01:21:18yes sir
01:21:19heads down
01:21:20on the ground
01:21:21let's go
01:21:22you okay
01:21:23i guess
01:21:27wait no seth
01:21:28what are you doing
01:21:30i did nothing wrong
01:21:32okay blame her
01:21:34she seduced you
01:21:35and she started this incestuous affair
01:21:42yes phoebe jean is my stepsister
01:21:44but when it comes to the incestuous affair
01:21:48it's all my fault
01:21:49i pursued phoebe
01:21:51i forced her to be my assistant
01:21:52and do everything for me
01:21:54but phoebe had nothing to do with it
01:22:01it was just a game
01:22:03now that it's out
01:22:04it's over with
01:22:05does everybody understand that
01:22:07okay good
01:22:09remember that i am breaking up with you
01:22:11okay
01:22:13seth
01:22:14i know you're protecting me
01:22:16seth
01:22:17phoebe
01:22:20principal's office
01:22:21now
01:22:29mr astor
01:22:31this scandal is damaging the school's reputation
01:22:34and the astor family stock keeps dropping
01:22:36we need to address this immediately
01:22:39i always knew you were reckless
01:22:42but praying on your own stepsister
01:22:50you
01:22:51you should be ashamed
01:23:00afifi
01:23:01you and seth
01:23:02is this true
01:23:04yes it's true
01:23:07absolutely
01:23:08i take full responsibility for it
01:23:10mom
01:23:12jacob
01:23:13i'm sorry
01:23:15i didn't tell you earlier
01:23:16and i'm sorry
01:23:18if this ruined your marriage
01:23:20or hurt the family
01:23:21but
01:23:22it's not seth's fault
01:23:25i'm the one
01:23:26who fell in love with him
01:23:29deeply
01:23:30i
01:23:31i chose him
01:23:33jesus
01:23:33fifi
01:23:35i take full responsibility for everything
01:23:37i'll explain everything to the press
01:23:39and i'm gonna transfer schools
01:23:41no seth you can't do this
01:23:42okay
01:23:44i'm gonna change my last name to uh
01:23:46mom's last name
01:23:48for a letter
01:23:48then
01:23:49me and fifi won't legally be siblings anymore
01:23:52i'm gonna move in with uncle mark in new york
01:23:54and i plan all the i believe schools out there
01:23:57everything will be fine
01:23:58you know he's a little less heavy-handed than you are dad
01:24:05you don't know what is that
01:24:09so that's it
01:24:09we
01:24:11we end here
01:24:13you can't do this
01:24:14i know
01:24:15you love me
01:24:16of course i love you
01:24:20and i'm never gonna stop loving you
01:24:22okay
01:24:23ever
01:24:26fifi i need you to forget about me
01:24:28i need you to move on
01:24:29and start you a new life
01:24:33chat for me
01:24:35okay
01:24:37chat
01:24:42later asshole
01:24:57hey
01:24:59you like that photo gift i sent of you and phoebe
01:25:02hmm
01:25:04guess she's getting expelled
01:25:06brand of the campus whore now right
01:25:09lucky you
01:25:10she's taking the fall for everything
01:25:11you know
01:25:12in spite of everything that i know you've done
01:25:15there's always one thing that i wanted to say to you
01:25:18hmm
01:25:18what's that seth
01:25:20you're a shitty quarterback
01:25:31enough
01:25:32enough
01:25:38seth
01:25:39you
01:25:40are suspended
01:25:42take this time to reflect
01:25:44and conrad
01:25:46you
01:25:47are expelled
01:25:48for spreading false campers rumors
01:25:50and for your despicable involvement
01:25:53in seth's car crash
01:25:54we're detaining you
01:25:55until the police arrive
01:25:56no
01:25:57get him out of here
01:25:58no
01:25:58get the fuck off me
01:25:59get off me
01:26:02get off
01:26:03seth
01:26:04you need to make other arrangements
01:26:08for fifi's sake
01:26:16seth
01:26:17seth please
01:26:18please i want you to go
01:26:21leave
01:26:45i'll come back for you fifi
01:26:50no promise
01:26:52i'll wait for you
01:26:53and say in my heart
01:27:00is yours to keep
01:27:03all my love
01:27:05is yours to keep
01:27:14phoebe uh we're seniors from loyola
01:27:17we're huge fans of yours
01:27:18yeah you're glow up
01:27:19getting into brown
01:27:20you inspire us ordinary girls so much
01:27:23can you sign our yearbooks
01:27:25of course
01:27:26it would be my pleasure
01:27:32thanks
01:27:32yeah
01:27:33we wanted to invite you to our prom tonight
01:27:35all the elites from the west coast are gonna be there
01:27:39hey phoebe
01:27:42you ready for a date
01:27:49and the highway
01:27:50and the highway
01:27:51doing 95 alone
01:27:53time to lead you
01:27:55call you
01:27:56but you won't come to the phone
01:27:58remember me
01:28:00said you'd be
01:28:01my heart's phone
01:28:04guess you were fighting your turn to call
01:28:09oh
01:28:10oh
01:28:12you
01:28:12you
01:28:12you
01:28:12you
01:28:12you
01:28:13you
01:28:13you
01:28:13You
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