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00:49I don't know.
01:23I still dream about that night sometimes.
01:27I still dream about them.
01:31Because they were there.
01:35We did everything together back then.
01:38The four of us.
01:41Separate.
01:43But inseparable.
01:51I suppose it's a bit of a shock.
01:53I mean, you get a message like that and I really must think about, well, life, I suppose.
01:58The choices you've made, the things you've done.
01:59Or, you know, not done.
02:01And I don't get me wrong looking after Mammy.
02:02Well, it's a privilege in many ways.
02:03I'm lucky I can focus on it without any other.
02:05Well, distractions for want of a better word.
02:07And it's very rewarding in its own way.
02:09I mean, I know I won't regret it.
02:10I mean, nobody lies under deathbed.
02:11They're going to wish it was the last time with me mother, do they?
02:13Okay, there's probably some exceptions.
02:15Like if your mother was, I don't know, Rose West, you'd probably want to keep a verb at
02:18distance, sir.
02:19I'd say it'd be advisable, if anything.
02:21But my mother, well, she's great.
02:22She's nothing like Rose West.
02:24She does have sort of similar classes.
02:26But that's as far as it goes, really.
02:27I suppose what I'm trying to say is, even though I feel no bitterness or resentment or anything
02:30like that, the fact that you only get to do this once in this path, which I sort of
02:33find myself on, which is, as I say, no, without its blessings, it's at the same time the
02:37reason why certain things just aren't going to happen for me.
02:38And I should be allowed to acknowledge that, you know, we should be able to mourn the life we
02:41couldn't have without feeling guilty.
02:44Right.
02:46So is it just the wee flat white then, or?
02:48I wonder if the others know.
02:51Mummy, mummy, mummy.
02:52Shut up, Ryan.
02:53So that's a shellac manicure?
02:54Um, yeah, and can I, can I book that with the makeup?
02:57Wee wedding, is it?
02:58Get staring at me, mummy.
02:59Sorry, one second.
03:00Stop staring at him.
03:01But he's doing breathing.
03:02Stop breathing.
03:03Hello?
03:04I'm sorry, uh, what were you saying?
03:05Because it's a wee wedding, you might want to go for a more natural date.
03:08Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
03:09Mummy.
03:09I basically want you to erase my current features and draw new features, different features,
03:14better features.
03:15Give me it!
03:16Like, I want, like, a totally different face.
03:18Stop it!
03:19I am sorry, love.
03:20I'm going to have to call you back.
03:21No worries.
03:21Stop it!
03:22Yes, stop it!
03:24What the hell is going on?
03:25Grab my tablet.
03:26It's not yours.
03:27It is mine.
03:28Shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up!
03:31Will you please just shut up?
03:48Mammy?
03:50What?
03:52Your phone's ringing.
04:01So, Celcia, thank you so much for this.
04:04We wanted to get you two together rather than living there.
04:07Oh, shit, I'm sorry.
04:09I'm so sorry.
04:11Marnie didn't want things to, you know, get lost in translation.
04:15So, the fact is, you hit the scripts.
04:18No!
04:19Oh, God, no.
04:20No, of course not.
04:21It's just a focus thing.
04:22A focus thing?
04:23I love playing Emma.
04:25You know, she's a huge part of my life.
04:27Yeah, mine too.
04:28But isn't it time that we pushed the boundaries of the show?
04:31Isn't it time we did something truly groundbreaking?
04:35Right, like...
04:36What if this series, there's no murder?
04:41No murder?
04:42No murder.
04:43No murder.
04:44No murder.
04:46Okay, I just, um...
04:48I mean, just so we're on the same page here,
04:51the show is called Murder Code.
04:52Mm-hmm.
04:53It's a detective show.
04:54Emma is a homie.
04:55On the personal cost of Emma's career.
04:57You know, what it's done to her family, her relationships, her sex life.
05:01Her sex life.
05:02I want to see Emma have an orgasm.
05:06I'm going to need a beer as well.
05:08Okay.
05:08I mean, it's good, isn't it?
05:10Is it?
05:10Yes, it is, Harry.
05:11So she stops solving murders and, well, just goes about writing people?
05:14It's feminist.
05:15It's a journey of self-discovery.
05:16It's mad.
05:17It's a detective show.
05:18That's why people watch.
05:20Fisher, no one knows better than you
05:22how entwined this show and this character have become.
05:25They are one and the same.
05:27So in order to move forward,
05:29you're going to have to listen.
05:31Okay?
05:34Yeah.
05:35Want to write the show without him?
05:37Oh, thank you.
05:38There we go.
05:39So maybe I won't.
05:41What?
05:41What?
05:42What?
05:42Maybe I won't write the show.
05:44I doubt you say fucking childish.
05:45Putting a gun to someone's head is only a threat
05:47if you're absolutely sure they don't want you to pull the trigger.
05:51Harry, that is no way for a client to behave.
05:53I hear all actors completely insane.
05:55Writers aren't exactly a doddle either, let me tell you.
05:58Piss off, Robin.
05:59I am so annoyed.
06:01I can tell.
06:02You don't even wait for your food.
06:03That's unprecedented.
06:04No, she's done me a favor.
06:05The show's run its course.
06:06The show's huge.
06:08Why?
06:08What even is it?
06:09It's just all, oh look, someone's got themselves murdered again.
06:11Is that, is that what I do?
06:12Is that what I contribute to society?
06:14You entertain a lot of people, Saoirse.
06:16So do fucking clients, Harry.
06:22You know, when I started it was theater.
06:25I wanted to write plays.
06:27What happened?
06:28You realized you'd need to buy stuff.
06:31One second, my friend is dead.
06:38My friend is dead.
06:42My friend is dead.
07:09Bye.
07:09Bye.
07:10Bye.
07:21Bye.
07:34Dear Saoirse, Dara and Robin, my name is Gaye Harriton and I'm afraid I have some terribly
07:40sad news. My wonderful sister-in-law, Greta, passed away yesterday. I know how close you
07:48once were. She often spoke of you fondly. If you wanted to come and pay your
07:54respects, it would really mean the world to us. She'll be waked from her home, Elm
08:00Manor, Noctara Village, County Donegal.
08:08We're all playing in it so difficult. Just forget it now. We can't continue like this.
08:14We can't. Dara! That's you, Dara. Coming!
08:20Okay, so this is what she's supposed to take. When? You're sure you'll be okay?
08:25I think I can babysit my own mother, Dara, like I'm not gonna kill her. Sorry?
08:30And even if I did, she's 96, so she's had a good innings.
08:33She's 72. Ah, potato, tomato. Potato, potato.
08:36What's a potato? I don't know. Jimmy, this is important.
08:39Look, Mammy's very fragile. Oh, vexing Christ, is she not away yet?
08:43Just heading now, Mammy. Well, on you go. Out the buck. You've my head fried.
08:48Okay then. If there's anything you don't understand, just call me.
08:51We'll be grand. Just go. Enjoy yourself.
08:56Well, that's my friend's week. Happy days.
09:02Oh! And if...
09:06We're dying now. That's it, is it? That's the latest?
09:09Apparently.
09:10We should not be dying. We're 34 years of age, for Christ's sake.
09:15We're 38.
09:19Did you manage to find a hotel?
09:20Indeed I did. It has a spa and everything.
09:22I don't think I'm in the mood for a spa.
09:24I mean, is it even appropriate, considering?
09:26Well, excuse me for trying to make this experience a little less horrific, Dara.
09:29I didn't mean.
09:30Do you think I'm not devastated?
09:31I didn't say that.
09:32Because I am, Dara.
09:33I am devastated. I've been in bits since you called me.
09:36I just...
09:37The future highlights, then.
09:39I think we all need a better...
09:41Yeah. When?
09:42Uh, I don't know. Recently.
09:44I care recently.
09:45What do we see?
09:46Like, since we heard about our dead friend recently.
09:48Look, Dara.
09:49You can be in bits and have your highlights done.
09:51The two things aren't mutually exclusive.
09:52Fine.
09:53Barely keeping it together here.
09:55Okay. Oh, I'm sorry.
09:56Oh, my God.
09:57Listen.
09:58What?
10:00That's her song.
10:01They're playing Greta's song.
10:02Jesus Christ, Henry.
10:06How freaky is that?
10:07Do you think it's a sign?
10:10Like, she's telling us not to worry.
10:12Like that she's okay?
10:14Yeah.
10:16Yeah.
10:21It's getting hot in here, so take off all your clothes.
10:26I am getting tired, I will take my nose off.
10:31It's getting hot in here, so take off all your clothes.
10:35I am getting tired, I will take off all your clothes.
10:39Drinks or snacks?
10:42Any drinks or snacks?
10:44Nothing.
10:44Drinks.
10:45Any drinks or snacks?
10:48Can I tell you a secret?
10:50Jesus Christ.
10:54Drinks or snacks, madam?
10:58Can I get a white wine please?
11:14You know, working for the right time to flash new keys and I...
11:17Why is she late for everything?
11:19Look, she's probably collapsed from exhaustion.
11:21It's not that far.
11:22We're in a different fucking time zone, Dara.
11:23I'm sorry, but that airport car park was extortioned.
11:26I'd have paid.
11:27It's not the point.
11:28It's a matter of principle, Robin.
11:30Oh, here she is.
11:34What an undercarriage is she wearing.
11:37I'm not sure.
11:41We're dying now.
11:42Nightmare, isn't it?
11:43The whole thing's just awful.
11:46She was so young.
11:47I was talking about your outfit.
11:48Are they pyjamas?
11:49They're treasures.
11:50They look like pyjamas.
11:51Well, they're not.
11:52I just can't believe she's dead.
11:53I mean, I think a part of me always hoped would, you know, reconnect.
11:58Yeah, yeah.
11:59Look, I know I was in two minds about all this,
12:01but I am so glad we're doing this now.
12:03Like, paying our respects properly.
12:04It's only right.
12:05And also, I could be dealing with a bit of a break myself, to be honest.
12:09Robin.
12:10Look, things between me and Patrick have been
12:13quite difficult lately.
12:15He's become very controlling, very possessive.
12:19Lots of mind games.
12:22Gaslighting, that sort of thing.
12:24Seem not like one.
12:53He's one and a half, Saoirse.
12:55I think it's this one.
12:56You think she would have told us what happened?
12:59The sister-in-law I mean.
13:01Do you have to do that here?
13:02Oh, I got Nutella on it.
13:04Like, in the email, she didn't say if Greta was ill or anything.
13:10She'll not be thinking straight.
13:11Cash only.
13:12I've got to buy my euro purse.
13:14They didn't have any sympathy cards, so I had to just grab a blank one.
13:16It has like a watercolor effect.
13:18It'll do the job here.
13:19Look, careful, and it'll burn the mouth off you.
13:21It's all so mad.
13:22It's all so mad.
13:23Did you fill her up?
13:24Don't do that.
13:25Don't call your car her.
13:26You know, it creeps me out.
13:29Why contact us in the first place?
13:31It's been 20 years.
13:3320 years.
13:34And we never once reached out to her.
13:35Not once.
13:36Well, she moved away.
13:37We lost contact.
13:38That suited us, didn't it?
13:40I put a deposit down in those dresses I told you about.
13:43What?
13:43Well, I'm not having bridesmaids.
13:44I don't want bridesmaids, Robin.
13:46I don't want bridesmaids, Saoirse.
13:48What kind of weirdo doesn't have bridesmaids?
13:51I just want a simple, straightforward, low-key...
13:54Shite wedding.
13:55Is this not supposed to be my day?
13:57No.
13:58No?
13:58Let me get one thing clear, okay?
14:01Myself and Dara here are going to be walking down the aisle behind you,
14:03wearing matching frocks, with or without your consent.
14:08What was that?
14:09I don't know.
14:10They filled the tank up.
14:12I don't want diesel or anything.
14:15Diesel.
14:21I am so sorry, Robin.
14:24I thought you said petrol.
14:25I could have sworn you said petrol.
14:26Why would I have said petrol when the thing runs on diesel?
14:29It's an easy mistake to me.
14:30How would you know you've never so much as had a driving lesson?
14:33I live in London.
14:33You don't live in London.
14:35Please, no.
14:35I do live in London.
14:36You work in Belfast.
14:37Your TV film is made in Belfast.
14:40You're in Belfast about eight months of the year.
14:42Six, seven, and a bunch.
14:43Why can't you just admit to the fact that you live in Belfast?
14:45Because then I'd be somebody who lives in Belfast.
14:47Not that there's anything wrong with that.
14:50Oh, Christ.
14:51Where's this guy?
14:52It's getting late.
14:53What if he doesn't come?
14:54What if nobody comes?
14:56What if we die out here?
14:57We're not going to die out here.
14:58Well, I hope for your sake that we don't.
15:00Because when they discover the bodies,
15:01they're going to have to record the fact that you're wearing pyjamas.
15:03And that's fucking mortifying.
15:05They're not pyjamas.
15:09Oh, thank God.
15:11What time?
15:26Good evening, ladies.
15:28No, not really.
15:28What's happened here, then?
15:31Right, well, what happened here is Dara.
15:33This is Dara.
15:35She was supposed to put diesel in the wee hole thing,
15:37but she accidentally put petrol in the wee hole thing in the car.
15:40I didn't enjoy that.
15:41No, well, it wouldn't.
15:43Christ, it's Jim.
15:44It's all I need.
15:45Hello, love.
15:46Yeah, all good here.
15:47I'm going to sit in the car.
15:49Let's have a look, then.
15:52You girls from Belfast?
15:55It's been a long time since we were girls.
15:57Oh, come on now.
15:59But we were from Belfast, yes.
16:00Right.
16:03What?
16:04It's not like you lot to waste petrol.
16:06Oh, I see.
16:07A rioting joke.
16:08Very good.
16:10Very retro-interesting, considering you're, what, 12?
16:14I'm 26.
16:15Right.
16:16Such a great accent.
16:19Are you serious?
16:21No one's ever said that before.
16:22No one's ever thought that before.
16:24I love it.
16:25Sounds sort of dangerous.
16:27It's a good thing.
16:29Can be.
16:30No.
16:31And look, there's a pile of stuff at the foot of the stairs.
16:34I haven't left it there for decoration purposes.
16:37You know, it's not like a piece of modern art I'm working on.
16:39It's a pile of everyone's shit that I want put away.
16:42Okay?
16:43Bye.
16:43Bye-bye-bye.
16:44Love you.
16:45Will?
16:46You started the engine, so it's been contaminated.
16:48The entire fuel system needs changed.
16:50How long will that take?
16:51Hard to say.
16:52Oh, God, I'm so sorry.
16:53I'll pay for it.
16:54You're not paying for it, Dara.
16:56I am.
16:56You're not.
16:57I am.
16:58You're not.
16:58It's fine.
16:59It's not.
16:59It is.
17:00It's not.
17:01Oh, Christ.
17:02It's fucking freezing.
17:05Uh, I take it you'll be needing a lift.
17:08Yeah.
17:08Oh, yeah.
17:11Oh, yes.
17:28Oh, yeah.
17:34Oh, yeah.
17:34Oh, no.
17:37There's something sort of creepy about this place, isn't there?
17:40Not when you live here.
17:42Oh, no, I didn't mean, like, bad creepy.
17:44Ah, you meant the other creepy.
17:46Like, the good creepy.
17:47Atmospheric creepy.
17:49You know, like, sort of spooky, but not necessarily anything.
17:51Stop talking.
17:52You might know her friend. She lives in Oktara.
17:54I actually moved here quite recently.
17:56Well, she lived in Oktara prior to her becoming dead,
17:58which she now is, unfortunately.
18:01Uh, Greta Heaney?
18:03Not Greta Ronean.
18:04Uh-huh, yeah.
18:05Heaney with her maiden name.
18:07We're here for a week.
18:08Her husband Owen, he's me boss.
18:11God, I am so sorry.
18:15Jesus, it was terrible.
18:17What happened?
18:20What did happen?
18:22You don't know.
18:23Oh, God, aye.
18:24Fell down the stairs, the poor thing.
18:26God rest her soul.
18:27There was drink taken, I do believe.
18:29Perhaps she had a problem on that front. Who knows?
18:32Manny's a devil does.
18:33Oh, it's no wage to die.
18:35No wage to die at all.
18:37Newspaper?
18:38Um, their house, is it walking distance?
18:41It's a couple of miles outside the village.
18:43Turn right at the end of this road.
18:45Straight on until you reach the bookies.
18:47Take a left, a right, a left that sort of feels like a right.
18:50Directly opposite you, there's a field.
18:52Look for a scarecrow with one arm, dressed a bit like...
18:55Could you maybe just call us a cab?
18:57I can see how Pat's fixed.
19:00But I'll make no promises.
19:01For he's normally flat out on a Friday night.
19:04Pat?
19:04He'd be the taxi driver here in Knockdara.
19:06Taxi driver?
19:07Singular?
19:08That's right.
19:08Fantastic.
19:09Would you not head in the morning, girls?
19:11Settle yourselves here.
19:12Have a bite to eat.
19:13Good night's sleep.
19:14The car might be fixed.
19:16What do you think?
19:17It makes sense.
19:18Great stuff.
19:20The ticket the spa's closed.
19:21It is indeed.
19:22Since 2016, if I remember rightly.
19:24What?
19:25Turned it into a soft play area.
19:27A soft play area?
19:28The mammies need somewhere to dump the kids while they're getting themselves pampered.
19:31Not if there's no spa, they don't.
19:33Oh, sure, isn't it only desperate.
19:35We didn't think it through at all.
19:37Come here to me.
19:38It's a bit of entertainment, your aunt, though.
19:42We do a different theme every month.
19:44The young ones come from Letter, Kenny and Donegal, town by the busload.
19:47Mad crack altogether.
19:49Great.
19:51Nothing like throwing a few shapes while reminiscing about your dead friend.
19:54Good woman yourself.
19:57I'm not being unromantic.
19:58We're working together, baby.
20:00They're breathing down my neck for the new draughts.
20:02See, I think, considering what's happened...
20:05What do you mean, what's happened?
20:06Did you not read my miss?
20:08I, uh, didn't actually send it.
20:10What's going on?
20:12Oh, it's grand.
20:13My friend died.
20:14Christ.
20:15Who?
20:15Not Robin?
20:16No.
20:16Dara?
20:17No.
20:18They're both here very much alive.
20:20A girl we went to school with.
20:23Oh, okay.
20:23We hadn't seen her in any age.
20:25Thought we should pay our respects or whatever.
20:27I'm going to be in Donegal for a few days.
20:29Donegal?
20:30I could have come with you.
20:31You don't like dead bodies, Seb.
20:33Who likes dead bodies?
20:35Yeah, but the scripts, they're coming.
20:38And, okay, you spoke to Marnie.
20:39How was she?
20:40She fell down the stairs.
20:41Marnie did?
20:42Oh, no.
20:42What?
20:43No.
20:43I wish.
20:44My friend, that's how she died.
20:45Oh, that's awful.
20:47Yeah.
20:48Even if you weren't close, that's rough.
20:49He said we weren't close.
20:51We were very close.
20:54Once.
20:58Two hours.
21:00One in two hours.
21:03One in two hours.
21:06Four hours.
21:09One in three hours.
21:18One in two hours.
21:18I hope she's a hot dog.
21:19Yeah, well, if she's standing by the gym.
21:24PHONE RINGS
21:26Hello?
21:32Hello?
21:54Hello?
22:10I'm telling you the secret.
22:15Oh my God, I remember when this was taken. It was sports day, wasn't it?
22:22Well, we haven't even looked it.
22:24We'll let you know when we've decided.
22:26I'll be right over there, on the edge of my seat.
22:29No, wait. We should order drinks at least.
22:32Oh, Christ. I'm doing this one-year-no-beer thing.
22:35It's so boring.
22:36You're not drinking?
22:37For a year?
22:38I'm not drinking beer. I'll have wine or whatever.
22:42Eh, Butler, this one.
22:44Hi.
22:46Aren't Donegal people supposed to be friendly? Is that not their thing?
22:49Have you seen this?
22:53Oh, God.
22:54Maybe we could put it in the coffin.
22:56That's a lovely idea.
22:57Is it?
22:58Just to let her know we're thinking about her.
22:59She's dead.
23:01I mean, let's be honest. Greta we knew died back then.
23:04All these girls did.
23:05What are you on about?
23:06Those 20 years, they happened.
23:08And they changed us.
23:11Close enough.
23:13Who would like to try?
23:17That'll be grand.
23:18But this, Greta, she became a whole different person.
23:23A person we know fuck all about.
23:26Sir, are you all right?
23:27Hmm.
23:28Who falls down a flight of stairs?
23:31Dither death.
23:32Who does that?
23:32What do you mean?
23:33It just seems so fucking avoidable.
23:35Well, there's no good way to die at 38.
23:37I feel like there's bad ways, though, and falling down the stairs might be in the top three.
23:41Well, that's not in my top three.
23:44Right.
23:44Don't even think it's in my top ten.
23:46Good to know.
23:46What are you saying?
23:47I just keep thinking about the paths we take in life and the shifts in our direction of travel.
23:51Because those shifts, they happen so subtly, so gradually.
23:53What percentage is that?
23:54What if what happened hadn't happened and we hadn't fallen out?
23:57If we were still friends, would that have influenced our life or choice?
24:01Would it have...
24:01That's not how it works.
24:03Exactly.
24:04We have no control over God's plans.
24:06Well, I wouldn't go that far, Sister Mary Clarence.
24:10Yeah, maybe you're right.
24:10Maybe it wouldn't have made a difference.
24:13And maybe putting a photo in our dead hands will make us feel better about everything.
24:17It was just an idea.
24:18I know, smoke.
24:30Hey.
24:33Yes, you were a mechanic earlier and now you're a cop.
24:36How do you do the rest of the village people?
24:38It's the family business, the garage.
24:39My uncle owns it.
24:41He doesn't keep well so I help him out a bit.
24:43That's why I moved here, actually.
24:45Suit you.
24:50It's all sorted.
24:51Oh, thanks.
24:52You, thank you.
24:53How was the week?
24:54We are going to go first thing instead.
24:57Right.
24:57I should probably help myself at some point.
24:59When you said your boss was Greta's husband, I take it that means he's a guard rather than a mechanic?
25:03But you never met him?
25:05No.
25:05Uh, Greta and us.
25:06We were sort of, um, we were estranged.
25:11I see.
25:12What's he like?
25:13Oh, and he seems well liked.
25:15He's quiet.
25:16Private.
25:17Greta.
25:18Did you know Greta?
25:20Yeah, I met her once.
25:27You're not too bothered by the odd awkward silences, are you?
25:30Is that one of your interrogation techniques?
25:32There's not much call for interrogation around these parts and I don't think it's awkward.
25:35It is.
25:36Really?
25:36Absolutely.
25:37Should I say something else?
25:38Please.
25:38Why aren't you wearing your ring?
25:40Oh, shit.
25:44I'm forever doing that.
25:47The, I, I, uh, not really a big jewelry person.
25:51It takes a bit of getting used to.
25:58Where's she go?
25:59Yep.
26:07Baby, you're all that I want.
26:10When you're lying here in my arms.
26:14I'm finding it hard to believe.
26:17We're in heaven.
26:28What's this?
26:30The bill.
26:33Not letting us off the hook there, then?
26:35Hmm.
26:36Your accent's not that sexy.
26:54I had that top.
26:55And those jeans.
26:57And that bandana.
26:58I still wear that hoodie.
27:00Have it with me.
27:01We could be right back there.
27:05I think about that party sometimes.
27:08There was a party that night.
27:11You remember those, uh, 70s nights at the limelight?
27:14Try not to.
27:15One time, me, her and Greta.
27:17I don't know where you were.
27:17Choir practice, probably.
27:19No way.
27:19I was always at choir practice.
27:21We go to the 70s disco anyway, and I'm wearing these tight purple flares with massive turnips.
27:27Remember this?
27:27Yep, yep.
27:27And David Ryan was there, who obviously is riding Belfast.
27:30Not anymore.
27:31God bless him.
27:32Anyway, so I'm on the dance floor smoking a cigarette.
27:34Inside.
27:35Good day.
27:35And I see David looking over at me.
27:37And at this stage, I've had a couple of McCartney breezers, so I am feeling fly.
27:41And I flicked my cigarette away, all dramatic.
27:43I walk straight up to him and say, all right, David.
27:46And he goes, you're smoking.
27:48So I'm like, thanks, my wife.
27:49And he goes, no, you're smoking.
27:51Like, there's smoke coming off you.
27:53And I look down.
27:54And sure enough, my leg's on fire.
27:56What?
27:57I flicked the cigarette.
27:59Turn her butt for first.
28:00This is wobbly.
28:01My hands are amazing.
28:03I'm sort of at my leg.
28:04Trying to put it out.
28:11Christ, but we were idiots.
28:13Yeah.
28:13Shit.
28:14Where's that wee bitch?
28:16I'll just go over.
28:19Excuse me.
28:21I can't believe I've never heard that before.
28:22Excuse me.
28:23Well, she's definitely told it before.
28:24More than once.
28:25I mean, it's not what happened.
28:28I did the thing with the cigarette.
28:29I almost said Faraday a pair of jeans.
28:32Robin was there.
28:33David Ryan wasn't.
28:33And it wasn't a 70s disco.
28:35It was a different night.
28:35Different story.
28:36She's, uh, she's got mixed up somewhere down the line.
28:40And you haven't said anything.
28:41That's funny the way she tells it.
28:43Here's no fucking mad the way we edit our memories like that.
28:45I mean, we don't even know we're doing it,
28:48but we're building these versions of events that suit us
28:50that don't challenge who we think we are.
28:54Well, that's all a bit over my head.
28:56I don't think that's true.
28:58Saoirse.
28:58It happened.
28:59It's not the time.
29:00It did happen.
29:01And it's the real reason we're here.
29:04When I got that email, my first thought was,
29:08after all these years, she's still talking about us.
29:11And I was worried.
29:13Dara, I was worried about what she might have said.
29:15You are too.
29:16So's Robin.
29:17No, we haven't come to pay our respects.
29:20We've come to make sure she didn't tell anyone.
29:23So we can all keep pretending.
29:26But it did happen.
29:28You.
29:29Right.
29:30This is the last.
29:31We've got to go to a wake, first thing.
29:33We cannot, under any circumstances, get hammered the night.
29:49Let's go.
30:02Let's go.
30:05Let's go.
30:06Let's go.
30:08Let's go.
30:11Let's go.
30:20Let's go.
30:23Let's go.
30:24Let's go.
30:25Let's go.
30:39Oh, let's.
30:40I won't take you anywhere.
30:46Just goes through.
30:48you like a ghost
30:54and only half of this is everything
31:01everything you are
31:03and all you love the most
31:10so even if I showed you everything
31:19every fear and every scar
31:27maybe try to outrun all of them
31:32we're still out here on foot
31:37so we won't get far
31:43fuck me
31:44my skin hurts
31:45this is bad
31:46my eyes feel dry
31:47I have dry eyes
31:48I can't do this
31:50you have to
31:51I mean did I drive here
31:52because I can't feel you remember
31:53let's just focus one thing at a time
31:56one thing at a time
31:56this size of this place
31:58how much do guards earn these days
32:00what
32:00the husband of the dead
32:02one of her dead friend
32:02of the dead friend
32:03a greta
32:04he's a guard
32:04who told you that
32:05the man from the village people
32:08Jesus Christ
32:09I'm going to be sick
32:11no it's gran
32:11it's gran
32:12I'm gran
32:14oh god
32:20is anybody coming
32:22how would I know
32:25it's open
32:41hello
32:42hello
32:45this place is really creepy
32:57hello
33:00is anyone home
33:05hello
33:06excuse me
33:14what's going on where is everyone
33:16I don't know
33:17what shall we do
33:18but don't look at me
33:36we could come back
33:38come on Mike
33:39this place is freaking me the fuck out
33:42I'm very sorry to hear that
33:44brother
33:47Jesus
33:48Mrs. Heaney
33:50long time girls
33:57well you three haven't changed a bit have the man
34:00that's a good thing is it
34:01change is essential
34:03that's very true
34:04Mrs. Margo
34:05Mrs. Ma'am
34:05Mrs. Heaney
34:06always getting your mother in the trouble this lot
34:08yeah
34:09you're always grassing her up
34:11sure what are we brothers for
34:12we're just so very very sorry this is awful
34:16thank you
34:17you were close then
34:19you and my wife
34:21when we were younger
34:22yes
34:22we lost touch when we left school
34:25I think Greta simply outgrew them
34:27okie dokie
34:28I don't remember her ever
34:30mentioning you
34:32oh
34:34well
34:34it was just
34:35well
34:36it was Gay that reached out to us
34:39Gay
34:40your sister
34:46my sister reached out to you
34:48mm-hmm
34:49yeah
34:49she um
34:50she emailed us
34:53I see
34:57so
34:58we thought we'd come and
35:00pay our respects
35:04and say how incredibly
35:06sorry
35:14bon voyage
35:23what a lovely sentiment
35:28we had to have a closed casket
35:31I'm not sure if you heard what happened
35:33but um
35:36how did it happen
35:37that's what I don't understand
35:38well she'd been sleepwalking
35:41at least that seems the most likely explanation
35:45you remember how bad she was
35:47I'm sure
35:57anyway
35:58I'll leave you to it
36:04you both ok
36:05no
36:05obviously not
36:07right
36:07I forgot how intense her mum was
36:09her brother's not exactly a walk in the park either
36:11why is there nobody else here
36:13you never get a crowd for a closed casket
36:15this is all very weird
36:16this feels weird
36:17is it weird
36:17I mean I can't tell
36:19what's weird
36:19and what's hangover
36:20I don't understand
36:21we were fine
36:25what do we do now
36:26should we say a wee prayer
36:28wise up
36:29can I get you a cup of tea
36:32I don't know
36:33she'll do it
36:37oh jesus
36:37well
36:38I am going to throw this down
36:40don't do it in here
36:44sorry excuse me
36:45it was wrong
36:47what daddy said
36:49sorry
36:51she did talk about you
36:53at least to me she did
36:55she talked about you all the time
36:58for you
36:59that friendship
37:01she said it was the best time of her life
37:24love you
37:32and honey
37:33I remember
37:54Oh, it's fine.
37:56Upground.
37:57Upground.
38:01Oh, Christ.
38:07Can I tell you a secret?
38:10A secret?
38:30My father doesn't have a sister.
38:33What?
38:36I don't have an aunt to care.
38:39Christ.
38:43Shitballs.
38:45Oh, shit.
38:46Fuck.
38:47Fuck.
38:50It's everywhere inside of you.
38:52Just a ghost.
38:59What the hell are you doing?
39:03Let's get you out of here.
39:04But, Granny...
39:05Come on now.
39:06I'm so sorry.
39:07I was just trying to put a photograph into...
39:09Help me with this.
39:11I just...
39:12I just prized it open just a little bit.
39:14Just a crack.
39:15Just enough so I could...
39:17A photograph?
39:19We should leave.
39:21No.
39:23Wait.
39:24Wait!
39:28What's going on?
39:29I don't know.
39:31It was just a mistake.
39:36It's fine.
39:37You don't have to leave.
39:38Oh, thanks.
39:39But it's a long drive, so...
39:41I have a cat.
39:44Is she having a manager tea?
39:46I made a lemon drizzle cake.
39:48Well, we don't like lemon drizzle cake, so...
39:50Stay.
39:53Please.
39:54I won't take no for an answer.
39:57Sorry.
40:05It's open up.
40:06It's open up.
40:07It's open up.
40:08I'm everybody.
40:11The ain't feeling right.
40:13Oh, yeah.
40:17Just go, just go, just start the car.
40:21Jesus Christ!
40:23What's going on?
40:24Just drive.
40:26Go, go, go, go.
40:27The whole doesn't matter.
40:28You don't even have a car.
40:30That's true.
40:31Well, you like lavender stocking.
40:33I have seen you eating lavender stocking.
40:36Well, it's not my favorite.
40:38If I had the biggest favorite, it would be my self.
40:40Seriously?
40:42Don't stop the beat.
40:42Don't stop the beat.
40:44Can't stop, can't stop the beat.
41:06Fucking hell, why is he following us?
41:12It's not her.
41:14What?
41:14In the coffin, it's not Greta.
41:16What do you mean, it's not Greta?
41:17What do you mean?
41:17What do I mean?
41:18It's not her.
41:20Then who is it?
41:21I don't know.
41:24What?
41:25What did you learn to try to get this?
41:26Still run.
41:29The woman who sent us the email, she doesn't exist.
41:32What?
41:32That's what the girl said.
41:37Fucking hell.
41:45I still dream about that night sometimes.
41:49I still dream about them.
41:52Because they were there.
41:56We did everything together back then.
41:59The four of us.
42:02Separate.
42:02But inseparable.
42:16I don't know.
42:59I don't know.
43:06I don't know.
43:32Separate, but inseparable.
44:09I don't know.
44:33I don't know.
45:07I don't know.
45:39I don't know.
46:01I don't know.
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