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Tiny tyrant update from King Chilli The Pug.

FunnyDog, DogVideo, DogComedy, KingChilliThePug
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00:00Let me know. What do you want for your birthday? Go.
00:01I told you. A thick girl with an attitude.
00:03And I said it needs to be something you can buy at a store.
00:06You can't go to a store for that?
00:07You mean I could stop by a Hot Topic and then the chances go up a little bit?
00:10But still, it would just be me asking a person.
00:13Okay, then maybe just like uranium or something?
00:14I don't know if I want to contribute to your nuclear activities. It just seems wrong.
00:17Oh, honey, I just wanted to look at.
00:19You want uranium just for display?
00:21Like a hookup comes over and goes, damn, baby. What's up with that uranium?
00:25Yeah, I guess it don't not sound like an innuendo.
00:27Right, yeah, it could be the chemical or my little...
00:30Yeah, whatever. I don't... yeah.
00:32So am I going to get it?
00:33What about like a new nice shirt? Like you always wear that.
00:35I'm about to say something so real to you.
00:37Can I say? I feel like it's going to be negative.
00:38It might be, but it's real, all right?
00:40Okay.
00:40How'd it be for real? Are you able to handle realness right now?
00:42You need to make sure this is over. I'm ready.
00:44I would rather have a rocket launcher to the mouth.
00:46Then get a new shirt for my birthday.
00:48You know, it is basically my birth month and you are talking to me like this.
00:51Oh, you're a birth month person? You don't get a birth month.
00:53It's the month I was born in, wasn't it?
00:55Can I take kind of the special and uniqueness out of the day?
00:57I like to be thought about.
00:58If you can only be thought about because it's near your birthday, you need new friends.
01:03Man, baby, you're going to hit me with all that truth on my beamer.
01:06Yeah, man. You need it.
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