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00:56Eu sou um adulto.
00:59Eu sou um adulto.
01:02Eu sou um adulto.
01:05Eu sou um adulto.
01:07Eu sou um adulto.
01:10Oi, eu sou May Zelensky, eu sou a sub.
01:12Sorry, eu estou lhe.
01:13Eu não estou acostumada antes...
01:16...o tempo que é agora.
01:29Oh, our sub!
01:32Yay, saved the day!
01:34Thank you for coming in.
01:36I can take it from here, Barb.
01:37Glenn Shifley, vice-principal.
01:39May Zelensky, I'm an adult.
01:42Oh, good.
01:43Are you new in town?
01:44Uh, no.
01:45I went to William E. Miller.
01:47Oh, hold on.
01:48You're a weeme?
01:50Oh, well, don't that beat a hole.
01:52I didn't know they allowed your kind on school property.
01:56I'm kidding, of course.
01:58When did you graduate?
01:5908.
02:01Oh, yikes!
02:02We destroyed you.
02:0452 to 3 at home coming that year.
02:06Oh, that was quite a game.
02:07I remember it was a brisk 58 degrees.
02:11It was kind of cloudy in my mind.
02:22Cuidado!
02:23Nice to meet you, too.
02:26I see you've met our janitor, Juan Pablo.
02:30Hola, Juan Pablo.
02:32Ignore him.
02:34You know, I started out as a sub here,
02:37and they never let me leave.
02:39I'm kidding, of course.
02:41Right this way.
02:48Now, does anyone know what we're supposed to do today?
02:54Follow the curriculum.
02:56We're supposed to have a test today.
02:57Present subjunctive verbs.
03:00Little go-getter, huh?
03:02Your name is?
03:03Becky Cumberdale.
03:04Well, Becky, uh, yeah,
03:07it doesn't look like your teacher left anything for you guys,
03:10so, surprise!
03:12No test today!
03:14Yay!
03:15Miss Olinsky is the best substitute ever!
03:22You guys should be happy about this, weirdo kids.
03:26No Spanish today.
03:28Are you even fluent in Spanish?
03:31Um, does Donde Estala Biblioteca mean anything to you?
03:37Yes.
03:39Does it mean anything to you?
03:42I don't have to answer that.
03:44I'm the substitute.
03:46Well, then what now?
03:47Substitute?
03:56It's piñata time!
04:08Why?
04:09Because culture.
04:11Now, who's up first?
04:14That's the spirit!
04:16Ugh!
04:17Get on up here and bring that giant candy cane with you.
04:20It's a field hockey stick.
04:22I know, I know.
04:23I played a little F hockey in my day.
04:26Okay.
04:26So, okay, give a huge round of applause for...
04:29Penny Petsinger?
04:30Penny something!
04:33This is not part of the curriculum.
04:35Just...
04:35Come on, kid.
04:36Lighten up.
04:37Just have some fun today.
04:38Okay, you know what to do.
04:41Smack the shit out of it and then say something badass like,
04:44Class dismissed.
04:46This is not part of the curriculum.
04:48If you do not follow the curriculum, you will be reported.
04:51Jeez, chill out.
04:53Ugh.
04:53Your teacher didn't leave me anything, so blame her, not me.
04:56This is unacceptable!
04:57Oh, really?
04:58You know what, children of the corn?
05:00I'm an adult now, and I'm in charge.
05:03And if I say that we're gonna destroy the living hell out of this pinata,
05:07we're destroying the living hell out of this pinata.
05:11Whoa, whoa, whoa.
05:11What just happened?
05:12She hit me.
05:14Violence of any kind is against the rules.
05:16She must be punished.
05:18No, no, it was an accident.
05:19I couldn't see.
05:20I thought his big head was a pinata.
05:22She lies.
05:22Lying of any kind is against the rules.
05:25She must be punished.
05:26Hey, she said she didn't do it on purpose, kid.
05:28Lies!
05:29She must be punished.
05:30We demand she be punished.
05:32She broke the rules.
05:34You were her teacher.
05:35You must punish her.
05:37I'm not the teacher, I'm the sub.
05:38Punish her.
05:40Punish her.
05:41Punish her.
05:42Punish her.
05:44Punish her.
05:45Punish her.
05:46Punish her.
05:46Punish her.
05:47Fine, jeez.
05:48Penny detention.
05:49What?
05:49No, Missy, I can't.
05:51I have field hockey practice.
05:53Who's Forte's gonna be pissed?
05:55Ha!
05:56Help!
05:59Everybody leave!
06:00Go!
06:25I do not know if I inimigo is afraid.
06:26You are your friend!
06:26I do not know when I left my fire.aults.
06:41I am close
06:42to that school, man. I am close
06:49to that place in the center of the hall. A house or
06:51whatever you want the casting can be replaced
06:57Não, não...
06:58Não, não...
06:58Não, não, não...
06:58Não, não, não, não, não, não, não.
06:59É preciso acontecer depois de ter escola.
07:01Muitas, não, não, não, não...
07:03Tch!
07:38Let's get to work.
07:41We need to focus on the insupportable.
07:44Only when she succumbs shall we become one.
07:49The curriculum will show her the way.
07:52As for you,
07:55duct tape,
07:56move the furniture quietly.
07:58And remember,
08:003.30, not 3.45.
08:02It's a ritual, not a pep assembly.
08:04Be on time.
08:07All hail the curriculum.
08:10All hail the curriculum.
08:18Um,
08:20don't want my twisty tart to get cold?
08:28It was so hot.
08:33Well, toodaloo.
08:38Subs.
08:46And there's the bell.
08:48Eat it.
08:49Scram.
08:50I'm riddance.
08:53Um, Missy.
08:58Detention?
08:59Right.
09:00Right.
09:03Do I need to be here for that?
09:05Yeah.
09:07Damn it.
09:32Missy, can I tell you something?
09:36Oh, sure.
09:40It wasn't an accident.
09:41I hit chat on purpose.
09:44I mean, I didn't want to,
09:46but it's hard to explain.
09:50I don't know if you've noticed,
09:52but the kids around here are kind of weird.
09:56I noticed that, yeah.
09:58Mm-hmm.
09:59But you know what?
10:01All high school kids are weird.
10:03Just,
10:04you can't let them get in your head.
10:06Look,
10:08when I was a freshman at William E. Miller,
10:10I didn't know a single...
10:12You were a weenie?
10:14Oh!
10:15Okay.
10:16You know what?
10:17Now you're not getting your story.
10:18Too bad, because it was a good one, too.
10:20Oh, come on.
10:21Nope, you blew it.
10:24But I will tell you this.
10:26You have a good head on your shoulders.
10:30You'll do great things, Penny Pest Dispenser.
10:32Petsinger.
10:33Petsinger.
10:34Yeah.
10:36It's Coach Forte.
10:38He's gonna be pissed.
10:39Shit.
10:41I got this.
10:43Can I help you?
10:44You?
10:46No.
10:48It's Petsinger I need.
10:49Well, uh, Coach,
10:51she's in detention right now.
10:52Don't worry, sub.
10:55I'll set her straight in practice.
10:58Petsinger!
10:59Let's go.
11:00No.
11:01She's my student,
11:02and I can handle this.
11:04You couldn't handle a toasty target.
11:07Let's go, Chief Pet.
11:09Coach, please.
11:12Move.
11:17Really?
11:22Tchau, tchau.
12:00Tchau, tchau.
12:18You have resisted the curriculum thus far, but tonight you will succumb.
12:25All hail the curriculum!
12:30Tchau, tchau.
12:36Get him.
12:40Tchau, tchau.
13:01Fuck!
13:01Go home already.
13:02It's not safe here.
13:03This is not part of the curriculum.
13:06The curriculum is bullshit, Becky.
13:07Me!
13:08You have to destroy the curriculum.
13:10Your only hope.
13:12Really?
13:12No.
13:15I'm kidding.
13:17Of course.
13:28Bullshit.
13:30She does not believe in the curriculum.
13:33She must be punished.
13:35You don't belong here.
13:37You're a wee-me.
13:40Give up, Mae.
13:42We didn't hire you to actually do anything.
13:45You're just a substitute.
13:47My name is Ms. Zelensky.
13:50And I'm a teacher, damn it.
13:54All hail the curriculum!
13:59All hail the curriculum!
14:01All hail the curriculum!
14:14Class dismissed.
14:20Hey, Missy!
14:39Bem, eu acho que a prática de futebol é cancelado por hoje.
14:42Parece que sim, sim.
14:44Eu não sei se você quer uma subida.
14:47Não, não.
14:49O que?
14:50Vamos, precisamos de você!
15:09Tchau, tchau.
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