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Coffee Date Genz story

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00:05So, Arjun, tell me something about yourself.
00:11What do I want to tell you?
00:17Tell me.
00:18But first and warning, don't judge me.
00:21Don't worry, shoot.
00:25Okay.
00:29I used to date a woman.
00:32Okay.
00:35Who was bigger than me.
00:38Maybe, maybe you don't like it.
00:40Why? Because she was bigger than you.
00:42That's why.
00:46She was my boss.
00:48I was a summer camp team leader and lead counselor.
00:52Definitely not judging you.
00:54But you could go to a job.
00:58Job.
01:00There was not a job for me.
01:03It was just a TV.
01:05Like, time pass, you know?
01:09So, sort of time pass for me.
01:20You might leave.
01:21I don't, I don't know.
01:25But I'm not.
01:25I don't know.
01:26I'm so glad.
01:27But I, I'm in love.
01:33But you've been in love with me.
01:34I don't know.
01:36You've been in love with me.
01:40I've been in love with you.
02:24You must forgive my lips.
02:28They find pleasure at the most unusual places.
02:35Call me old school.
02:38I like it gentle and slow.
03:09I like it gentle and slow.
03:16But I have never done anything gentle or slow.
03:22There's always a first time.
03:26But I make sure that I'll make it the best one.
03:45Accident!
03:49Bike accident.
03:50Sorry.
03:52I'm sorry.
03:53I mean this car.
03:55I get a gift in my bike excellence.
03:57I get a gift in my bike excellence.
04:03Good morning Mr. Desai.
04:05Good morning Rhea.
04:06Congratulations.
04:07The ad has come out really well.
04:10Thank you so much Mr. Desai but...
04:12I know that this is not possible for us to give us accurate proofs.
04:16Is it right?
04:17Yeah of course.
04:18Thank you for your kind words.
04:21You are always welcome.
04:23Don't forget to send us the ad copies which are published today.
04:26Right?
04:27Okay.
04:30Okay.
04:32Okay.
04:34Okay.
04:43Okay.
04:59I am so desperate and can't be so desperate that I go to a dating app and find a valentine.
05:27Hey, I am trying to upload the presentation. We will need your ID and password.
05:33So I will write it or you will come?
05:34I will come.
05:49What are you seeing? Or is he trying not to look at the password?
05:57Here you go.
06:29Here you go.
06:34Shit!
06:37Fuck!
06:39Fuck!
06:41What am I doing?
06:51And thank you Mr. Intern. I will be late again.
06:54I will be late again.
06:58I will be late again.
06:58I will be late again.
07:24I will be late again.
07:26I will be late again.
07:30I will be late again.
07:40I will be late again.
07:45I will be late again.
08:11I wonder if he is staring at my ass.
08:25I think we both know that we don't file a grocery list in our legal files.
08:55I have plans for tonight.
09:25That's a bummer.
09:28What can I get for you two?
09:58Red wine?
10:03Cheers.
10:05Cheers.
10:12And I'm sure you know that.
10:14Because you also come to the office.
10:16Yes, I'm doing my job for my new boss.
10:20As long as you are working, what does he deserve so much?
10:29Yes, he does.
10:33But I'm learning a lot.
10:34I'm learning something.
10:36So you tell me, how's your new intern?
10:40He's a practically perfect Photoshop model.
10:43That means, he's so good.
10:46Yeah, he's very good looking.
10:48But he's so dumb too.
10:50I'm sure he's so dumb too.
10:53And you know right?
10:54You're comfortable with me.
10:56I'm still comfortable with him.
10:57I'm still comfortable with him.
10:58Who said that I'm comfortable with you?
10:59I'm comfortable with him.
11:06I'm comfortable with him.
11:06So, how's your post in life?
11:09Koi girlfriend?
11:11Nah.
11:13Kamsa furishatiy nahi hai hai, toh girlfriend kaase banaaunga.
11:19You?
11:19Dating someone?
11:22Actually hai kohi.
11:24Chou muchhe kaafi basand hai.
11:29Details payi.
11:29Please?
11:32What do you want to go?
11:36There are three best things about him.
11:38What do you like about him?
11:40He is focused, funny, and he got a very nice ass.
11:47I think he really likes him.
11:50You have no idea.
12:08Repeat?
12:13No, I am driving.
12:16Don't tell me about your bartender to drink beer.
12:20No, I am only a bag.
12:23And I promise I am safe.
12:26Only if you promise.
12:27Because if something happens, I will not feel good.
12:36Another wine for you?
12:38I have to take out my cab.
12:42Your date?
12:43Exactly.
12:46Okay.
12:51Lucky bastard.
12:53Goodbye, Arjun.
13:08I have to take out my car.
13:09Another wine.
13:12I am the one who died.
13:13I can't believe.
13:13I want you.
13:15I want you.
13:23My favourite wine.
13:26Have a nice day.
13:28What can you do now?
13:34I hope that the cap will come quickly.
13:3815 minutes. Seriously. Share the cap.
13:432 minutes. 2 minutes is okay.
13:45Now the cap will come quickly.
13:58Your date has reached.
14:03You can say.
14:07Why?
14:09You were just going to drive.
14:11What was that?
14:13Why? You didn't talk to Sam.
14:15Sam.
14:18She's not my type.
14:23Well, you've been running completely.
14:25So I think you should go home and I'll make a good coffee for you.
14:29And I know exactly how you like it.
14:33That was my sight man.
14:36So, you in?
14:39No.
14:41Very good.
14:51Please, come in.
14:58You're still drinking.
15:00I think you need a hot shower.
15:03Yeah.
15:05Please, go for it.
15:07I'll make coffee.
15:09Okay.
15:11Sure.
15:22How many friends can get a dance book?
15:25Yes.
15:34How many friends.
15:36onde?
15:41Yes.
15:48How many friends can get lost Johnny?
15:49You will never do, nor lose the Technician.
16:00It's just more defined and refined by an extra decade.
16:22It's just more defined by an extra decade.
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